>>2097 True patricians simp for Kogasa to make up for that time Reimu did not pay for the needles she made for her.

>>2089 What if I donate her my sperm or headpats? Or a M16A1…

>>2115 Sorry but the only donation Reimu wants is money.

>>2149 Reimu has recently learned the meaning of the term moneymaker in recent years, which is why the outline of her ass can be clearly seen on WBaWC's title screen.

>>2149 >>2150 I dont get it, what was the image supposed to be?

>>2149 >>2168

>>2173 You'd think that if Raymoo were that desperate she'll just offer her body to the human village for a quick buck. I guess she's into Marisa after all.

>>2173 >>2149 Is there a possibility for me to marry Reimu?

>>2180 No. She'll gladly take any shiny ring you offer tho.

>>2181 What if I would offer her the barrel of my KS-23 and the pellets within? Going fast enough to rip her face off? Which touhou is the most romancable?

>>2185 She'd just turn on her godmode haxx and fortune teller you. Reimu. Yukari is probably already egging her about continuing the Hakurei bloodline

>>2185 Love magician. We all know that her brazen boyish image is just overcompensation and she is actually a successfully disguised turboautist that will shit her bloomers should a boy her age suddenly show interest in her and her hobby.

>>2185 Disclaimer: use of live ammunition during paintball matches is only acceptable in case of no human participants being involved.

>>2188 >>2190 God, I want to marry and impregnate Raymoo and Marisa and give them each at least 12 children, so that there will never be a lack of Hakureis to guard Gensokyo, nor a lack of tomboy witches to steal from everyone.

>>2192 Reimu is too lazy to take care of one kid most of them would probably just end up dying or she would force someone else to take care of them.

>>2210 I would make her a good mom, maternal insticts would on 100% kick in. also don't compare 2D to 3D fags

>>2210 Reimu's lazy, but mostly lazy when it comes to herself. Her keeping an eye on Kosozu has shown she can be very protective of others. Besides - given the importance of the Hakurei miko, I'd think virtually everyone inside it would try to keep the girl safe. But speaking of which - do you think Alice's obsession about dolls (i.e, artificial children) may hint at something else? Chances are she's barren, but whatever

>>2220 Or she might be a control freak.

>>2220 Is there even any other being of her kind left she could reproduce in after Reimu bombarded hell?

How am I supposed to marry a 2hu? Does anyone have comfy reimu and her hubby (you) pics?

>>2236 >Makai was pre-spellcard rules Well, fuck. I know this is autistic, but her keeping around those dolls in "Artificial Children" suddenly makes a painful amount of sense. >>2237 We all know the way to Gensokyo.

>>2238 https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/35.97081/138.3701 That's the wrong shrine, though.

>>2237 Here, just imagine you pumped the baby into her and you're set.

>>2283 >>2284 Really cute.

>>2283 Is this supposed to be erotic? This is wholesome, and not arousing at all

>>2283 This is my fetish.

>>2310 What's the difference?

>>2310 >not having a wholesome fetish

>>2323 >>2313 Wholesome is wholesome, and it's not a goddamn fetish.

>>2326 Handholding, headpatting, impregnation and other wholesome activities are absolutely fetishes, Mokou.

>>2328 Is handwriting a fetish? What about headbutting?

>>2326 >being this much of a plebian

Because she just got her butthole gaped by a giant futa cock, probably.

>>2341 >Is handwriting a fetish? If you had a cast and got Reimu to sign it for you, would you get an erection?

>>2750 Not really. Though that may be because casts aren't inherently sexy. Now if I got her to sign my dick...