>>357363
>You do not remain a spirit after Jesus returns to the Earth, nor do you stay in heaven.
<Elaborate.
When Jesus returns to the Earth, the bodies of the dead will be raised and be "perfected," and the spirits of the dead will be returned to their "new" bodies. As
>>357366 said, Jesus locks up Satan and reigns on the Earth for a thousand years, but then lets him out. He tries to deceive people one last time, many people join him, but then Jesus throws all those who sided with Satan into the lake of fire, along with Satan himself. Then Jesus creates a "new" universe with a "new Earth" that people with enhabit and reign with Him for all eternity. Note that the word "new" in the English translation is actually the word "restored" in the original Greek, so make of that what you will.
>If you have already ascended to heaven, then you have already learned this. It is no longer necessary to teach that lesson.
How does that go against anything?
>We're reaching new levels of stupid, I see.
<Elaborate.
He didn't know the difference between heaven and the Garden of Eden, and he tried to make the mere act of eating a sin if there's no hunger.
>>357378
>What happens after that?
We don't know. The Bible doesn't say.