>>80297 That's basically a fancy grip for your glock, not an actual bendygun.

>>80205 Normalfags have shit taste. News at eleven. Put me in the cap, zoom my words.

>>80291 Anon, if there are ayys smart enough to figure out a way to get here, do you really think they would hinder their conquest by engaging in open warfare?

>>80262 > an emotionally damaged white guy who's looking for a friend. <Potraying whitey as human You misunderstand your enemy.

>>80300 >That's basically a fancy grip for your glock

>>80290 >the stars start to get closer together, revealing a pattern to their placement. It forms a great band Something like Metallica?

>>80306 >Metallica gay band for gay fags

>>80302 >>80291 Why would they even fight a war to begin with. They would just show up unannounced, do their thing, and completely ignore humans. Any actual alien "invasion" would look closer to Roadside Picnic or something out of Lovecraft than War of the Worlds or Independence Day. There wouldn't be any need for a fight any more than than US/NATO/Russia/China feel a need to to make war with and exterminate the Sentinelese Islanders.

>>80308 >Why would they even fight a war to begin with. Because it's a matter of who enslaves who first.

>>80308 >Why would they even fight a war to begin with. Because nearly all colonizations recorded in human history either began as or soon resulted in a war taking place between the explorers and the natives.

Don't bake. Never bake.

>>80308 They wouldn't need to bother with Earth at all aside from pure scientific curiosity. If they have the level of technology capable of allowing them to travel the stars within a lifetime (or several lifetimes) - then nothing Earth has to offer them can't already be found or synthesized far more easily elsewhere in the universe. Life, and intelligence, are almost certainly not unique to Earth either. The only thing it has that's truly unique to Earth - is our own particular evolutionary history. If they're even interested in that - tinkering with it would introduce impurities and ruin the sample. Are we alone? Do Aliens exist? The answer to both is probably yes. All indications from other fields of science suggest that the environments and materials that made us are extremely common in the universe. But the entirety of the Human species is barely a flash in the pan in terms of the vast timescales that the universe operates at. And in 3.8 billion years of life, we're the first species that we know of that has attained our level of intelligence. The most likely scenario that I see is that the universe is absolutely teeming with life, including intelligent life, but the distances that are between them in both time and space make us functionally alone. All we're probably going to find out there are a few savage planets and long-dead ruins. The first aliens to make contact with humans, will probably be with our skeletons.

>>80309 >>80311 Any alien civilization that could get here from some hypothetical there would be so advanced that we might not even recognize the invasion as an invasion.

>>80314 That's what I was going at.

Can the next thread be about pretty alien girls?

>>80316 mihoshi only, final destination

There's also the possibility that we're the aliens. The surviving offspring of a stranded colony, one large sociological science experiment, or bio-organic toys that fulfilled our purpose ages ago and are just shambling along until we receive our next order.

>>80318 Nice try, Satan. Hollywood loves that ancient aliens bullshit. Oh God is too out there but ancient aliens that left behind no traces? Oh that's so plausible.

>>80319 There's nothing plausible about a god either though.

>>80320 Even Carl Sagan disagrees with you.

>>80321 But he was agnostic.

>>80316 >pretty alien girls Don't forget Birdy

>>80322 Yet he, Einstein, and many other scientists believed in God in some way.

>>80324 Einstein was a jew and a plagiarist.

>>80324 There's a big difference between believing in "god" in the Deistic or Agnostic sense - and believing in Christian/Islamic/Hebrew/Hindu/Shino/etc dogmas. Even if the culture you grew up in or live within leaves impressions of their dogmas onto the language used to describe such amorphous deity-like conceptions of universal will. Thomas Paine wrote about "God" quite a lot, and used a lot of Christian language and conceptions - but also tore the Bible and Christianity to shreds in Age of Reason. Clearly he wasn't a believer in religion, but believed in a god, and Christianity flavored that expression of a natural deity - both from his own perspective, and for the benefit of the perspectives of others he was trying to speak to who were Christian.

>>79990 >NJ Come live in a less cucked state, you essentially live in the poor version of New York. Pennsylvania, Texas, Montana, Wyoming, Guam, and Florida are always waiting for you anon. Granted not all of NJ is shit, admittedly I like to visit Cape May during the summer sometimes. Fuck Wild Wood though, sure the theme parks are cool and I have fond memories of riding those rides as a kid but the whole everyone native to the area is a douchebag stereotype is very much true. Why Guam you my ask? Simple it's basically your typical small American city but comfy, tropical, and with a lot of Japanese and Korean tourists. Well assuming you've thought about living on an island, maybe you haven't though but just in case I bothered to mention it as an option. >>80297 >kike gun Granted it was actually a really good idea... >>80316 Yeah sure why not?

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>>79990 >>80327 Come to Asbury Park faggots, I'll treat you to dinner.

>>80325 From who did he plagiarize his work on the photoeffect, the one that actually earned him his Nobel prize?

>>80329 go to bed bruce springsteen youre drunk

>>80331 No, fuck you. I have family that lives in Allenhurst. I'll treat you to dinner and some drinks.

>>80060 --GOOD--

>>80250 Almost like islam was created (in part atleast) by some butthurt kikes that saw Rome as an eternal boogeyman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himyarite_Kingdom#Jewish_monarchy

>>80186 I couldn't get through that whole book. I read one sentence and I'm laughing so hard it hurts my face.