NEW YORK, NY — As the election comes and goes, we often see results where the outcomes of our elections seem puzzling at best. As we've seen with the January 6th 2021 riots, a lot of Americans believe the elections to be rigged, however what if I told you voters just elect people just to fuck with you? "Honestly, I don't give a fuck about some poor bastards who can't afford to pay their taxes, I only voted for Biden because he's a pedophile and his son is a coke head" said Maricopa County voter Noah Brown. "I find it funny when we elect terrible people into high positions of power, because it fucks with people." Brown also says that "I'm probably not alone in this, I single handedly made sure Mark Kelly was elected. Why? because it's hilarious" Commentors online are often vocal about misinformation and fake news, but in reality they often vote the other way in order to incite chaos online. One source even told us he only got sexual reassignment surgery just so he could complain about GamerGate all day while making six figures every year "Live is good," said the anonymous progressive activist. "Sure I lost my ball sack, and I'll probably kill myself in 20 years. That said I think it's well worth dying for something you believe to be hilarious then to live a life of nothing of arguing on the internet over which politician you think is right." Our source continued, "To be honest, if you think anyone in politics is looking out for your best interests, then you're a bigger dumbass than me." Kanye West is also expecting to run in the 2024 election in the GOP primaries. "I know I'm gonna win". Ye said. "I'm a black man, I talked shit about the jews, and I even got one of the GamerGate guys to be my VP. Americans love fucking with people, and who else can fuck with people better than me?", The White House declined to comment.