Being a mix of 4 different animals she feel 4 times the heat

>>1047 Does that mean breeding her results in quadruplets?

she is my wife

>>1050 Nah, that's me on the bottom picture.

>>1050 She's a wife to a lot of guys at the village.

Think about it. >black thighhighs >a tight black dress that barely covers her panties >zettai ryouiki >short, black, slightly tomboyish hair She was pretty much built to be sexualized.

>>1050 >dressing up like the town bike = wife Wow, amazing

>>1060 Some people have that fetish.

I'm reasonably confident Nue just likes sexually teasing people while never actually having done it herself

Nue does sex with only me

>>1097 Of course, honey.

>>1099 how do you get footage from my bathroom

>>1128 Is it you bathroom when Nue acts as a public toilet?

>>1131 How do you know it's just not him doing circkes and cosplaying? And how you not know that that Nue isn't his but some other Nue? I mean there can be more from multiple universes.

>>1138 Then it's some of the cuckiest couple roleplay I've ever seen. To go as far as to install a urinal in your own bathroom just to roleplay as a bunch of guys fucking your wife, that's some dedication.

>>1139 Yeah, but what if it is the second option?

>>1141 Then it's the shitty "Muh alternate universes! All fanfics are canon!" plot point all over again. In all honesty, that would've been even more embarrassing.

>>1143 But what about the "object" waifu thing. Where anons can have the same character but each one is diffrent?

>>1144 You can have a harem of braindead fuckdolls in your mind, nobody will care unless you post about it.

>>1146 >Imagine trying to justifie NTR faggotry so hard. Ok cuck.

>>1147 >>Imagine trying to justifie NTR faggotry so hard. >Ok cuck.

>>1148 You know what, I don't know why the fuck I started to be this retarded. But who gives a fuck.

i love her so fucking much bros

Friendly reminder Nue is an eldritch abomination and that her humanoid form is probably just something your brain makes up in order not to immediately shit itself. Just like the UFOs.

>>1156 her true form is unidentifable so it can be however you want to percieve it

>>1160 You underestimate your subconscious ability to come up with freaky shit out of unknown shapes as a default.

>>1160 In other words, it's a remake of Saya no Uta. >>1161 I'm less talking about pareidolia, and more about Nue's true form probably being so beyond anything a human brain can handle that it forces itself to see something more harmless.

>>1169 What if i warped my mind so much that her slut form is her real form in my mind only? Would she still appear in a slut form? I mean she can alter her form, but can she alter perception?

>>1200 I don't think she can actually alter her form, just what other people perceive her as (or whatever other objects she planted the Seeds of Unknown on).

>>1201 And whatever people she planted the Seeds of Unknown in.

>>1156 What if all towhows are simply our perception of fantastic beings because our smol modern brains can't comprehend them anymore?

>>1211 Entirely plausible. I think it's more or less a given conclusion that Yukari's true form would fry your brain if you were to look at it, and I also could imagine Remilia can cause a grown man to shit his pants if she decides she no longer cares about appearing human and goes full Scarlet Devil. But it's not all 2hus. Reimu, Marisa, and Kosozu are bona-fide humans.

>>1212 How spoopy can a vampire get? They are human at their core after all, right?

>>1213 Possibly. I don't remember any 2hu canon source stating whether vamps are turned human, possessed corpses or something else entirely. They may have spawned out of nowhere urban legend style and grown stronger with time.

>>1213 According to Akyuu (who's an unreliable narrator), vampires fall into the same category as oni - down to being vulnerable towards having beans thrown at them. So what >>1214 says seems like the most likely option - she and Flandre simply popped into being after the vampire myth in itself spread far enough. >They are human at their core after all, right? That's what I doubt. They may want to appear human because it fits for their entire aristocratic nobility shtick and/or is socially convenient. But I don't want to be anywhere near Remilia if she actually gets genuinely furious, rather than throwing a childish tantrum she herself is embarrassed of. Or to put it differently: Part of the reason why Remilia is so childish and immature may be that growing up requires you to learn how to handle the consequences. Except Remi and Flandre are so stupidly powerful that nobody in his right mind so much as dared to threaten her with consequences of any kind - whatever she wished for was done, or else. Of course, this all changed after she entered Gensokyo and the adults' pool. Hells, it might be the main reason why she came there in the first place.

>>1215 That's because in Japanese the word for vampire literally means "blood-sucking oni", which I've personally never understood. Like what, do all vampires in touhou's universe now share their lineage with oni? Is Vlad Tepes also afraid of roasted beans and sardine heads? According to wiki both oni and japanese vampires are supposed to be a type of devi. I'm not a culturologist, but I'd say that in the west demons and vampires are both their own things. Though, I guess any evil entity is a servant of Satan according to Christianity.

>>1223 I vaguely remember a documentary about vampires theorizing that the myth originated from people catching rabies during the early middle-ages. It made people go berserk, fear water, look both crazy and gaunt, those afflicted wouldn't want to show themselves during the day. And of course, the whole "you catch it if one bites you" thing.

>>1211 Does this mean that our cute little tengu reporter is actually a long-nosed old hag A.K.A a Jewish mom? >>1224 Yeah but i still stand by theory that the Scarlet Devil sisters are bonafide supernatural beings from the west who wandered into Gensokyo by accident. The whole mansion locking itself down as well causing 'incidents', was a byproduct of them not knowing (or even bothering) to understand Gensokyo. That is, until Reimu and Marisa forced them to open up. >>1215 >Akyuu Well do remember that she's only making assumptions based on her upbringing as an eternally re-incarnating writer. As well as her being raised on a mix of Chinese / Japanese literature, with some bits of imported knowledge that her best 'friend' Kosuzu brought to her.

>>1238 >Does this mean that our cute little tengu reporter is actually a long-nosed old hag A.K.A a Jewish mom? Chances are she originally had that long-nosed tengu look at some point, considering she's supposedly over a thousand year old. Thankfully, the Mongolian woodcarving industry apparently produces enough change in the public perception of youkai to turn all of them into qt. anime grills. >Yeah but i still stand by theory that the Scarlet Devil sisters are bonafide supernatural beings from the west who wandered into Gensokyo by accident. That wouldn't make sense. Or rather, you have to bear in mind that the Scarlet Devil Mansion supposedly has been in Gensokyo as early as 1998 - in other words, four years before the Scarlet Mist incident. That being said, Remilia indeed did not understand the "rules" of Gensokyo before she was made to agree with the Devil's contract. Or at least that's what Akyuu claims. Also, Nue's only acting like a slut to satisfy Byakuren's purification fetish.

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>>1240 >Byakuren's purification fetish. >She's looking at the viewer >Were next Lord protect me from the craven idols.

>>1261 She's gonna smother you with those tiddies of hers until you become a good boy, and you're gonna like it.

>>1263 If I will be able to headpat her the I'm in.

>>1313 If anything, she'd be doing the patting. And it wouldn't be your head being patted, for that matter.

>>1321 Our kids? My dick?

>>1326 Kids would imply you've entered puberty, so as far as the nun is concerned, you're right out.

>>1334 Anon shotas can have kids. Why wouldn't want she to have kids with me? And have a happy family?

>>1343 By the time they can have kids, they're no longer interesting to her. >Why wouldn't she want to have kids with me Because Byakuren obviously is a good and chaste bhikkhuni who can't have children because she also can't have sexual relationships :^)

>>1347 Then I'll take the forever shota potion and i'll ve fine!

>Nue will never take you on a ride into the unknown Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>1394 I feel the sane anon.

>>1394 But if she takes you into the unknown then it will become known to you and she hates that.

>>1400 You could placate her by promising you'll keep whatever you saw secret. Considering Nue's true form probably is some sort of Lovecraftian eldritch horror, trying to forget about it as soon as possible probably would be good for your sanity, too.

>>1402 The whole fact of you knowing something new is already going to upset her. Now, if you were to be blindfolded...

>>1420 Even if you were blindfolded, there'd still be a chance you might recognize her by the shape of her body or the shape of her pussy Which would be absolutely hysterical if the guy Nue is doing suddenly yelled "I recognize that cunt!"

Nue a slut! A slut!

>>1424 I mean blindfolded so that you're left to wonder "what is it that she's doing to my pee-pee?"