Anon, I don't know if she would say much to comfort you given her personality. She would at best inadvertently tell you advice you need to hear rather than want to hear, and that's even providing she thinks of anything given her over-reliance on book smarts.

What are you doing here then, fairy? Go out to your grandfather and be there for him in his final days. Use Patchy to talk to her, as practice, if you have to. Tell him you love him, and go out and improve yourself to become the best man you can be, for his sake, your sake, and for Patchouli's sake. I believe in you, fairy.

>>2898 >I'm trying to imagine I'm a shota with my head buried in patchy's fat chest muffledly telling her all this while she strokes my hair, but I need help imagining it. What would she say to comfort me? thx in advance What the fuck does this have to do with you grandad anyway? Is he somehow into Jap tapestries as well?

>>2898 Apathy and unhealthy overly sugary food is your enemy, go buy some cheap used android phone that can run Lineage OS, it doesn't need cellular service since your just going to use it as an MP3 player for your favorite songs including 2hoe music which you can get for free with a myriad of Firefox extensions that let you download Youtube videos as MP4's and WEBm's then of course you need a decent blue tooth head set that you can walk and jog in and just fucking go outside... Of course carry a small backpack with a water metal/BPA free plastic bottle in it especially with this heat wave, that of course would be a start plus you'll occasionally get to wave to people which you can use as practice for your socially awkwardness. >but I've already got an old spare phone Good, just use that instead, means less waste on the planet. Who knows if you've got a cute twinkish face you could become 'employed' via chatterbait or onlyfans, that is if your willing to force yourself to become bi... >b-but I don't wanna be a faggot Nigga like it matters, it's not like your autistic gene's are going to be replicated anyway though you could use that to further motivate you into getting in even better shape and maybe even fuck an attractive female porn star >b-but I don't wanna work for Goldstien, the porn industry is jew'd as fuck Yes but we all know you aren't capable of being a super market wagie since that requires talking to A LOT of people sometimes people who are just angry and decide to take it out on you plus if you don't take the Jew cash someone else will and will probably dump it on some lame shit like funding wannabe gun grabbing politicians who hate freedom and want to expand the police state or a fucking Mac-book. You should use that money to pay a little rent to your parents and use the rest for 2Hoe games and other weebshit you want to own but would feel guilty using your neetbucks on and then I dunno maybe a charity if you care about that stuff. The key is to force yourself, 'finding motivation' is a meme pedaled by con artists and absorbed by fools and I'm gonna assume your a millennial who got handed the short end of the stick as far as culture and economic opportunity goes so guess what you DON'T get to be picky. Also owning a dog you have to walk every day is also a great way of forcing yourself to interact with people and if they ask 'so anon, what do you do for a living' just give some generic answer like I do odd jobs like paint fences and shovel gravel and who knows maybe you wall actually make a living like that some day too. I believe in you anon.

And on a side not the reason I have mixed feelings about the 'porn industry' is the fact that they got so tired of payment processors and banks always trying to screw them over that they just said fuck it and made their own processors and banks which means they're TRULY financially independent or more so than other industries who are at the mercy and control of (((Goldman Sacks))) and (((George Soro's))). Sure they run shitty annoying virus loaded adds and subscriptions shit on their site and promote degeneracy but in the end vice and sin sells and if it's not the Jews it would be the Chinese, Russians, or heaven forbid the Indians.... That last one makes me shiver. Also having to deal with that shit was a result of being a young horny tech illiterate retard who didn't know what what add blocks, VPN's and Torrents were at the time so give me a break on that.

>>3093 I didn't read into any of this thread, but how exactly did it go from anon dragging his dying granddad into a 2hoe board to him becoming a pornstar?

>>3093 >just fucking go outside b-but... where? nothing for hundreds of miles around me sparks joy, and I can't just walk back and forth along the roads with no destination like a psychopath, it wouldn't be fun and people might judge me... plus I'd be terrified of running into people I used to go to school with... these two things have been keeping me from "just fucking going outside" for years now... being a whore sounds like fun, but to be able to do it first I have to sort out The Absolute State of my body... maybe I could have the right physique to make anons drool beneath the foulness this world has smeared on me, but to get to it and find out I need to do things like exercise and be in public and maybe both at the same time, and to do that I need to improve my confidence, and to improve my confidence I need to improve my body, and to improve my body I need to improve my confidence, and to improve my confidence I need to improve my body, and to improve my body I need to improve my confidence, and to improve my confidence I need to improve my body, and to improve my body I need to improve my confidence, and to improve my confidence I need to improve my body, and to improve my body I need to improve my confidence...................................................................... >owning a dog .......don't you have to assert dominance over dogs to keep them under control and stop them behaving like wild animals?......great, so he'd probably end up constantly bullying me into giving him treats and marking his territory all over my room and trying to make me his bitch................. ... I'm not as worried about my grandad now... the things we thought he had that would have probably killed him soon turned out to actually be things that will probably kill him later, and since then a dozen other crises have sprung up or reignited and started attacking me..................... ....... I'm just going to lie down in bed and stay very still.... if I lie still long enough I'll fall asleep.... if I sleep long enough I'll dream of patchy... if I dream of patchy long enough, maybe she'll come to me and help me and make everything leave me alone............................................................................................................................................................... .... ...so...... .............sleeepy..... .... ..p-patchy................ ..................................................

>>3093 >lol just go get paid to stick things up your ass yeah that'll help him with his self-esteem issues. retarded "advice" that has to be malicious

>>3093 fuck off discord homo groomer >>3134 you just a bitch

>>3136 faggots always try to recruit the lost boys it seems

>>2900 >>2902 >>2904 also I'm sorry I didn't give you any (You)s, I just couldn't think of anything to say... >>3136 n-nuh uh...