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Spider titties are now canon according to chinese academics. Nameless Fairy 08/26/2020 (Wed) 17:18:54 No. 609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHasKkf8xnE https://invidio.us/watch?v=vHasKkf8xnE Man do I want to suckle on Yamame-chan's tender nipples.
>you lived long enough to see itty bitty spider titty
>>611 That looks straight out of a NTR doujin
>>612 ur face looks straight out of a ntr doujin, nerd
>>615 I regret making this thread. Let's pretend it was all a reply to >>602
SPIDER TITTIES QUADRUPLE THE FUN
>>615 So you mean that i'm some sort of fat bald bastard that cucks the protagonist in the doujin?
>>683 No. You get cucked by a fatter balder bastard.
>Yamame will never let you suckle her spider milk Considering she can manipulate disease, that stuff can probably cure late-stage cancer if she wanted it to.
>>721 On the contrary, you'd probably catch lots of different coughs from her bodily liquids. Which is fine, since she'd just lovingly suck them back out.
>>723 Really, tsuchigumo is the best girlfriend to have in times of a global pandemic. You can hang out on the empty beach all day without a care in the world, and if the cops arrive to boot you she can just spit some nuclear syphilis in their face.
Also, this one isn't new, but most tarantula spiders' abdominal hair is jagged and hard as optic fiber, so it causes major skin and mucous membrane irritation, and when they feel threatened, they rip it out using their hind legs, causing it to fly everywhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cPxqjSG6HU Now, Yamame's dress resembles the coloring characteristic to species of Argiope family (Argiope Amoena seems like a probable candidate), which don't have such ability, however, if being a tsuchigumo isn't tied to a particular species of spiders, it's quite possible there are tsuchigumo girls in existence, which can inflict venereal/general dermatological diseases by flicking their pubic hair at people.
>>759 Given that pubic hair seemingly does not exist in Gensokyo (at least according to the majority of H-artists), this shouldn't be too much of an issue.
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>>766 What kind of H-artists are you reading?
>>766 >Given that pubic hair seemingly does not exist in Gensokyo (at least according to the majority of H-artists) Maybe you should stop jacking off to 300 y/o Vampire lolis and look beyond the Scarlet Devil mansion buddy
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>>609 >drinking spider milk >not drinking 110% oni milk
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>>777 >nobody checking these trips Cursed board
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>>795 Best board!
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>>791 It's called blaand.
>>807 Blaand is nowhere near as strong as if that it could spring from oni tiddies.
>you will never suckle on Remi's itty bitty vampire titty Why are we still here? Just to dodge danmaku?
>>1786 If this is your idea of small, then no wonder big usually makes me want to vomit.
>>1801 There's a difference between small and flat. If you go for flat, you might as well suck on a guy's nipples.
>>1803 There is a difference between investing your money and burning them.
Kanako's in on the news.


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