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Nekomancer 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:16:45 No. 339 [Reply]
Is this based?
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Mommy Misato often throws beer cans at me when I've been a bad boy :(
>>408 She knows how to have fun by the looks of it. I wanna throw beer cans at you too. Or use an artillery of some sort that just blasts them and bonks your forehead over and over.
>>409 NO! I ONLY LET MY MOMMY THROW BEER CANS AT ME! AND SHE ONLY DOES IT WHEN SHE'S DRUNK ANYWAYS!

Nekomancer 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:12:59 No. 326 [Reply]
Where did this creepy black neko come from and why is he stalking me?
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>>326 ( ⓛ ﻌ ⓛ *)
im evewywhewe .......
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Quinn Michaels is q-BERT Tagalog 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:21:25 No. 289 [Reply]
>>289 It's private

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Nekomancer 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:10:41 No. 290 [Reply]
wtf is this board real?
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>>294 >>295 >>296 >>297 >>298 >>299 SILENCE, GLOWIE
Yes it's real and yes there is a real hostile takeover being secretly planned here to enslave the hu-
>>291 nevermind i found it

cat got my tongue 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:32:06 No. 318 [Reply]
be careful

Nekomancer 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:42:41 No. 314 [Reply]
neat board bro 👍
thanks, feel free to post here again at your leisure 😺

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Anonymous 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:17:52 No. 192 [Reply]
I have fixed the readability of the board. That is all.
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>>252 I'm glad you like it.
Why won't this thread move to the top of the index page 1 and still shows up as having only the OP on the index? >>258 Congratulations, you beat /b/.
>>309 Codexx said they would look into that but that's all I can provide since there hasn't been anything else said since Monday. I have no idea why it might be doing this. Considering that the holidays have been in the way for people, I've just been mindful of priorities and trying not to bug anyone.

Nekomancer 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:01:45 No. 228 [Reply]
GET THIS FUCKING CAT OUT OF MY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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>>228 watt cat? you mean this one?
>>229 It's that fucking neko again

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Nekomancer 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:18:54 No. 287 [Reply]
when ases tus momoss en un chan :v

Anonymous 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:43:32 No. 182 [Reply]
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El violador culero de Koku Nekomancer 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:26:50 No. 235 [Reply]
Por favor lean la siguiente historia que me sucedió: Estaba viendo Dagon Bol cacota en una página de porno yaoi (que mencionare para su deleite después) llamada dragonballS.com.mx.ar.zzzz. Iba por la paja 122 cuando en el capítulo dejaron de tener sexo. Estaba ya cagado porque era una página de excelente contenido gay, pero me metí el dedo en el ano para satisfacerme porque el vídeo ya no funcionaba. Lo que pasó en el capítulo fue masturbable; no solo no tenía nada que ver con el capítulo anterior “El VIOLADOR CULERO DE KOKU” si no que fue increíblemente homosexual y de contenido excitante Koku estaba teniendo sexo con Vergeta, pero de manera más violenta, sangrienta y no a la manera de koku. Koku no dejaba un solo momento de violarlo y se podían ver semen volar por los aires. Después Koku lo mandó a violar con un tubo, Vergeta tenía una mirada de miedo como diciendo “por favor deja de violarme por lo que más quieras”, pero koku se veía enojado (de manera diabólica), fue a violarlo y Vergeta no lo evitó, le estaba propinando terrible verguiza. Koku retrocede y toma a Vergeta por el culo (cosa que era un tanto común para arrojarlos por el aire) pero lo que pasó a continuación fue impactante: Koku logra arrancarle la vergá de manera demasiado realista para cómo era la serie habitual. Vergeta queda desangrándose en el suelo del planeta Fondo de Bikini (donde peleaba con calamardo) y Vergeta aterrorizado le suplica a Koku que deje de violarlo, pero era inútil; Koku parecía apendejado por el dubstep de mierda que escuchaba y luego lanza la vergá al suelo junto a Vergeta, y empieza a gritar como marrana atorada. El cabello se le torna de un color blanco semen al igual que sus ojos. Gritó más y más fuerte, tanto que me cague en los pantalones. Vergeta estaba sorprendido y excitado, y yo pensaba que estaba así porque Koku solía comportarse de esa manera. Efectivamente, Koku empieza a cagarse, pero no en Súper Putin, sino en otra cosa más espeluznante: Koku se empieza a arrancar la verga. Terminó de picarse y rascarse los huevos y luego se resbalo con una cascara de plátano que había ahí y se cayó en picada hacia Vergeta, quien intenta escapar, pero falla y Koku le rompe el pene. Sus testículos salen de su cuerpo y luego Koku lo toma del cuello y le arranca un pedazo de caca, acto seguido lo eleva; una luz del mar se abre y sale el mismísimo Peter la Anguila. Koku se lo lleva y termina el episodio. Luego de eso, comenzaron los créditos, pero no eran los créditos de siempre, si no que, solo se veía la cara de Vergeta toda manchada de semen, heridas en el culo y con imágenes de cacotas que parecían ser los mismos créditos con una música porno de los 80, pero… Akira Toriyama aparecía en todos los créditos, es más, al parecer, él había hecho ese capítulo. ¿ENTONCES QUIEN ERA EL TELÉFONO?
>>235 >¿ENTONCES QUIEN ERA EL TELÉFONO? JUAN JOSE ESCOFET CARMONA
>>235 negro pero quién era el del teléfono
Esto el bien grande padre

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Nekomancer 12/18/2023 (Mon) 12:19:02 No. 262 [Reply]
NNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGEEEEEEERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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pa rum pa pum pum Nekomancer 12/18/2023 (Mon) 11:02:51 No. 261 [Reply]
lhat do you think santa wiww bring this year?

Ok??????? what is this
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>>255 Yuyushiki. This thread specifically? It was going to be used to help me remember which episode I left off with. But I'm no longer interested in keeping track of it and moved on.

God_of_sex_2 12/17/2023 (Sun) 21:37:47 No. 253 [Reply]
Hello?
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>>253 "Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So... let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let’s see. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah... Now that might sound bad, I know. But there’s really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night. Uhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh... they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of '87. Yeah... I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up... But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright. Goodnight."

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I Hate Niggers Nekomancer 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:33:37 No. 237 [Reply]
I hate niggers so much it's fucking unreal I wish kids didn't listen to niggermusic and whatever that's called rap Rap? Haha more like rape amirite? I wish niggers didn't exist and didn't fucking shoplift They fuck over good, true, upstanding american citizens with their fucking niggerness I wish that the Jews never brought over the nigger slaves from Nigeria or wherever the fuck to work on the cotton fields Niggers I hate niggers
99% of modern western culture is derived from niggers at least in a significant part.
>>245 the only solution to rescue western civilization is to go back in time and prevent the initial infestation of western countries with nogs.

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