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Programming Thread Big Guy 11/05/2018 (Mon) 01:10:24 No. 143514
ITT we become a ragtag group of big guys and use whatever questionable code/markup skills we have picked up/forgotten over the years to express planes, hotheads, and other men of great size in computer language form, and also help each other make the most perfect or ridiculous ones we can manage. Code funposting and/or showing off is encouraged. var who_iWas:String = "Bane";
var maskOn:Boolean = false;
var noOne_cares:Boolean = true;
var dateNow:Date = new Date();
var currentYear:int = dateNow.getFullYear();

if currentYear >= 2012 {
maskOn = true;
}
else {
maskOn = false;
}

if maskOn = true {
noOne_cares = false'
}
else {
noOne_cares = true;
}
[code] private String[] passengers = {"Me", "Dr. Pavelheer", "Only one of you"}; int flightplan = fileFlightPlanWithAgency(passengers);
λb. λr. λa. λv. λo. λn. n λs. λz. s z λs. λz. s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s z))))))))))))))) λs. λz. z λs. λz. s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s z)))))))))))))))))))) λs. λz. s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s (s z)))))))))))))
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SELECT Reason, Loyalty FROM HiredGun
WHERE topic = "Bane"
AND EXISTS (SELECT Clothing FROM Bane WHERE Clothing.name = "Mask")


Reason | Loyalty
----------------
NULL | A lotta
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class Scene {
Plane plane;

void plan() {
survivors = 0;
plane = null;
throw new CannotUndoException("Master Plan");
}
}
if (I.pull(that) == OFF) assert(you.die());
Uhh, you don't get to be nerds
Some absolute madman wrote this for the 1998 International Obfuscated C Code Contest. You can get the data files at https://www.ioccc.org/years.html#1998_banks and some information (along with compilation instructions) at http://blog.aerojockey.com/post/iocccsim .
#include <math.h>
#include <sys/time.h>
#include <X11/Xlib.h>
#include <X11/keysym.h>
double L ,o ,P
,_=dt,T,Z,D=1,d,
s[999],E,h= 8,I,
J,K,w[999],M,m,O
,n[999],j=33e-3,i=
1E3,r,t, u,v ,W,S=
74.5,l=221,X=7.26,
a,B,A=32.2,c, F,H;
int N,q, C, y,p,U;
Window z; char f[52]
; GC k; main(){ Display*e=
XOpenDisplay( 0); z=RootWindow(e,0); for (XSetForeground(e,k=XCreateGC (e,z,0,0),BlackPixel(e,0))
; scanf("%lf%lf%lf",y +n,w+y, y+s)+1; y ++); XSelectInput(e,z= XCreateSimpleWindow(e,z,0,0,400,400,
0,0,WhitePixel(e,0) ),KeyPressMask); for(XMapWindow(e,z); ; T=sin(O)){ struct timeval G={ 0,dt*1e6}
; K= cos(j); N=1e4; M+= H*_; Z=D*K; F+=_*P; r=E*K; W=cos( O); m=K*W; H=K*T; O+=D*_*F/ K+d/K*E*_; B=
sin(j); a=B*T*D-E*W; XClearWindow(e,z); t=T*E+ D*B*W; j+=d*_*D-_*F*E; P=W*E*B-T*D; for (o+=(I=D*W+E
*T*B,E*d/K *B+v+B/K*F*D)*_; p<y; ){ T=p[s]+i; E=c-p[w]; D=n[p]-L; K=D*m-B*T-H*E; if(p [n]+w[ p]+p[s
]== 0|K <fabs(W=T*r-I*E +D*P) |fabs(D=t *D+Z *T-a *E)> K)N=1e4; else{ q=W/K *4E2+2e2; C= 2E2+4e2/ K
*D; N-1E4&& XDrawLine(e ,z,k,N ,U,q,C); N=q; U=C; } ++p; } L+=_* (X*t +P*M+m*l); T=X*X+ l*l+M *M;
XDrawString(e,z,k ,20,380,f,17); D=v/l*15; i+=(B *l-M*r -X*Z)*_; for(; XPending(e); u *=CS!=N){
XEvent z; XNextEvent(e ,&z);
++*((N=XLookupKeysym
(&z.xkey,0))-IT?
N-LT? UP-N?& E:&
J:& u: &h); --*(
DN -N? N-DT ?N==
RT?&u: & W:&h:&J
); } m=15*F/l;
c+=(I=M/ l,l*H
+I*M+a*X)*_; H
=A*r+v*X-F*l+(
E=.1+X*4.9/l,t
=T*m/32-I*T/24
)/S; K=F*M+(
h* 1e4/l-(T+
E*5*T*E)/3e2
)/S-X*d-B*A;
a=2.63 /l*d;
X+=( d*l-T/S
*(.19*E +a
*.64+J/1e3
)-M* v +A*
Z)*_; l +=
K *_; W=d;
sprintf(f,
"%5d %3d"
"%7d",p =l
/1.7,(C=9E3+
O*57.3)%0550,(int)i); d+=T*(.45-14/l*
X-a*130-J* .14)*_/125e2+F*_*v; P=(T*(47
*I-m* 52+E*94 *D-t*.38+u*.21*E) /1e2+W*
179*v)/2312; select(p=0,0,0,0,&G); v-=(
W*F-T*(.63*m-I*.086+m*E*19-D*25-.11*u
)/107e2)*_; D=cos(o); E=sin(o); } }
Hope the whitespacing isn't fucked up


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