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perpetual meta thread
Dr. Pavel, I'm nBo
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Animation thread Part 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1mIlSwVGgM
I think everyone knows the drill by now, but I'll paste the old description below for any new brothers.
We are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version. This set of frames will cover from the 2:15 mark ("For you") to about 2:30 ("Of courshe!") of the plane scene.
How can I participate?
1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1944.
2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1944").
3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1944" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!
4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1944". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.
5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.
Guidelines for drawings
1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.
2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause a flickering effect.
3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.
Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc. will generally not be accepted - it is meant to be a drawing project. However in some cases if everyone likes it we will get it on board (e.g. in the old thread somebody did a DOOM photoshop).
A list of frames is available at the website (becquerel.sdf.org) and I will be posting them ITT as well.
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Plane scene
>go to /bane/
>want to watch plane scene
>nothing! I found nothing!
Well congratulations! You got yourself the plane scene. Now post every time in this thread when you watch it.
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WEBM THREAD
⌘-F NO WEBM THREAD
Post them. There are literally billions out there.
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Decent real life bane.
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Was coming back a part of your plan? I thought you guys didn't fly so good. It's good to see that your fire is rising once again.
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Definitive proof that TDKR takes place in 2013?
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Analyzing Evil: CIA
Hello everyone and welcome to the 19874329574th episode of Analyzing Evil, featuring CIA from The Dark Knight Rises. In a previous video I've already covered some of the other characters in this movie, such as Bane and the League of Shadows, so this time I'm going to introduce another frequently requested character that we see early on in the movie. Although only having very little screen time, CIA or also known as Bill Willson has etched himself into the minds of the viewers through Aidan Gillen's timeless performance. If you take the time to read the screenplay for this film, you'll find out that there is so much of CIA that Aidan Gillen has made his own, so there's no denying that this movie wouldn't be as memorable without Aidan's legendary portrayal.
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Is this board dead?
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My frustration with the state of Baneposting
I recommend you a song, it's called "Leave the City," those words really put the whole thing into perspective for me. It's about death, about being so close to giving up, but still finding hope at the end of that tunnel. But what is the end of tunnel for *this*? What is Baneposting's endgame? Are we in it? Did we pass it? That's where the frustration is, I've been so focused on real life yet I think about the Plane Scene every day. I can play it again and again in my head. Every word. Every frame. But I don't know why. Is it because I'm autistic? Maybe. Or perhaps because I yearn for the heyday of Baneposting to return?
I don't know, there's been nothing to show for months. It's because of Chocolate Rain that I'm typing this out now. Chocolate Rain lead me down the meme pipeline. I eventually made my way to 4chan in 2014. I had discovered Baneposting on /tv/. Baneposting changed my life forever. I owe so much to it. I know what I want to do with my life *because* of Baneposting.
But there doesn't seem to be the passion for it now than there was back in 2016. It's all over. But is anyone crying?
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I saved a life with Baneposting
>Be me
>Banescholar
>Not the biggest banescholar, but far away from a hothead
>Chit chat with non-initiated friends
>One of them jokes about her life being shit
"Now it's not the time for sadness. That comes later"
>Other friend replies: "I'm always sad"
"But you're a big guy"
>It's the armour I use to protect myself
"If I pull that off would you die?"
>I'm already dead
"Then show me the body"
>Look at my eyes and you'll see the body
"Do you feel in charge"
>What do you mean anon?
"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan"
>I have no plan.
"Victory has defeated you"
>Yes, anon. This toxic society where we live have finished with my hopes
"This can't be happening, YOU are in charge here"
cont
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enaB
It matters who we are, what doesn't matter is our plan.
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Banescholars, I have a question for you. I just noticed CIA in these frames doesn't quite look like the CIA we all know and love, so... Is this a stunt double, or is Aidan Gillen's nose really that big?
I don't expect a swift reply, so I'll check back in a few months, maybe next year.
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ITT we type out the plane scene from memory with our eyes closed. Also you can't go back and edit it once you're done. I'll start.
Dr. Pavel, I;m CIA
He wasn;t akie=be
uhh, you don;t get ti bring frunds
Theu are not ny friends
Dib;t wirrym bi cgare fir tgen,'And why wiykd U wabr tgen/.'They were tryubg ti grab tiyr oeuwm rget wirj fir tge nercebartm rge nasjerra nab,'Vabe/.'Ayy,'Get en rgnw ===ib biES uLJJ Xkk ur ub,
The fkughr okab U hyst fuked wutg tge agebcy kusts nem ny nebm Dr, Oavek gerem vyt ibky ibe if yiy@First one to takj gets to stay on nny aurcraft@
Wgi oaud yiy ri grav Drm Iavej/.'Ge dudblt fjy si giid =n wgi wabts ti try bext/.
Yell me about Bane! Why dies he wear the mask?
A kit of oyakrt for a hired fun!
Ir perhaps he was wibdering why someone would shot a man, before throwing him out of a okane.
At least you can talk, wo are you?
It doesn;t matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
If I pulled that off would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
Youre a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of coursh!
Dr, Oavek refused out offer on favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Nothingm U saud nothing!
We;ell congrationaltions!
You get yourself caught!
Sir!
Now whatts the next step of your master plan?
Crashubg tgus plane…
With no survirors
!Bi tgus cab;t be haooebubgm U;m ub xgrge gere!@
Nayday nayday!
No! They exoect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Have we started the fure?
Yeshm the fuire ruses!
Calm down doctor now is not the time for fearm that comes later,
BRABO NOLAN
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Food?
Open
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nada contra min
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>Hello Mr. Pavel, I work for the US government
>This man was accompanied by others
>Unfortunately you can't take your accomplishes with you
>These men aren't my accomplices
>Count yourself lucky, I'm not expecting a payment for these ones
>I should let them board the plane because...?
>These men were going after your main target, they are employed by the man who wears the breathing apparatus, the terrorist for hire
>You mean... the Masked One?
>Yes
>Bring them on the plane. I'll report this to my superiors
>The passenger list I've sent in to my bosses only has myself, my crew and agents, Mr. Pavel over there. Not all of you guys though!
>I'll make you a deal, the one who talks soonest will not be tossed out!
>Tell me, who hired you to abduct Mr. Pavel?
>Well that guy is splattered on the ground now! Which one of you should go with him!
>Answer me! What is that breathing apparatus the Masked One has on? What is the Masked One after?
>You seem to be rather devoted for a supposed mercenary
>Maybe he's thinking why would you waste bullets on a man that's about to be tossed out of an aircraft
>Well, well, well. We finally got a talker! What's your name?
>My organization's name is not important, the only thing that is important is our mission
>I was never noticed. But that changed once I began to wear this on my head
>So do you need that to live?
>No. But if you removed it, it would hurt...
>Really? Because you seem like a tough man
>Hurt you, not me.
>Your mission, did it include you being apprehended?
>Yes
>Mr. Pavel didn't like our proposition. He preferred to work for the US government. So my organization needed to know what details he said to your government
>I didn't tell them anything! Believe me!
>Good job! Looks like your mission is a success so far!
>What should we do?
>How about you elaborate on the details of your so called "mission" then
>Destroying this aircraft...
>Along with everybody onboard!
>Help us! Our plane is under attack!
>Stay there! When the crash site is searched they will be expecting to find a member of our organization!
>Has the flame been lit?
>We have lit it, the flame grows larger
>No need to panic, sir. You shouldn't be afraid yet! Panic is what happens next!
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They didn't fly so good. What's the next step in their master plan?
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He's Back
>A trail of cryptic clues sends the World's Greatest Detective on an investigation into the underworld, where he encounters such characters as [...] Slade Wilson/aka Deathstroke (Aiden Gillen)
Words cannot express how elated I am right now.
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The meaning of the plane scene
I have seen a lot of you Big Guys talk about the qualities of the Plane Scene, yet I have not seen too much of you talk about it's actual meaning. I personally believe that the Plane Scene holds a deep meaning and revelations that our great propeth Noal has left for us about the place of humanity, God, chaos and order, as well as many societal issues. The full message wasn't conveyed, perhaps because the current powers do not wish for the people to awaken from their slumber and go past their established beliefs about the world. Let me explain what I think.
First and foremost, the Plane Scene talks about rebirth. Death of a God and the eventual coming of the Nietzschesian Ubermensch. But how is it represented in the masterpiece of the plane scene? That's simple, it's through CIA.
CIA stands for
>Central
>Intelligence
>Agency
Central as in center of all things that exist, intelligence meaning as the only one that is, a higher reason in control of the world, and Agency as "The one with the agency to chose". CIA has been through the entire scene in control of the entire situation, until Bane reveals himself. He has created almost religious dogmas such as shooting a man before throwing him out of the plane, without any particular reason, merely with the promise of reason, perhaps after death.
>First one to talk... gets to stay on the aircraft!
Is an obvious allusion to afterlife, one who shall follow my teachings will be granted the stay on the aircraft. CIA is obviously supposed to represent authority, not only God, but state and meaning in general. He is in control of the situation, rules over the plane representing society and its responsibilities. He is the final arbiter of justice and has absolute control over the life and death, being seemingly cruel, but also merciful. He is the archetype of a just God, just judge, a just state. Therefore he represents objective order and meaning.
Therefore, Bane must be the satanic archetype, the devil which rebels against God. Is then the Plane scene a Christian story of good vs evil? Of a devil archetype against the godly CIA? I don't think it is so easy... after all, Bane isn't shown as an agent of evil. His motives seem almost mysterious, and kind of insane. He refuses to talk about himself, saying "It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan". Bane himself seems almost like a Godly figure, one with a grand plan and design for the world. CIA even gives him respect by calling him a "Big Guy". He is not a villain representing evil, he is something more complex.
To understand what Bane is, we have to go into the accursed territory of the extended universe. A horrible story that has been manipulated by Nolan's superiors so that his message wouldn't come completely to light... and yet, I think he still left us clues about Bane, as well as CIA under the guise of some Bat guy and some random girl at the end of the extended universe.
First Bane, one of the most common theme of Bane's character is his suffering. He talks about how taking off the mask would be extremelly painful, he speaks about being raised in the darkness which in my opinion represents the internal absurd chaos of man, he talks about breaking the bat guy and the suffering of climbing out of the prison. I believe this is the core of his character, Bane isn't so much a devil archetype but an archetype of a human who has found the meaning in his life through suffering. Something like the Nietzschesian overman... but not quite, which we will talk about later. Bat guy himself is a bad replacement for another character, of whom, you will see later. But first we have to look at Bane himself. One of the most interesting parts of the Plane Scene is that when Bane speaks, he immediately questions CIA.
>Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
This is no easy thing, as Bane basically points out the hypocrisy of God and society himself. He mocks CIA, and questions his motives, surprisingly gaining CIA's respect. CIA has grown stagnant, the social order of the Plane constricting, and a proof of that is Dr. Pavel.
Dr. Pavel represents human reason, which works alongside CIA, working alongside society, God, religion for its betterment. Yet something is wrong. Dr Pavel is presented to us as a captive of Bane's followers, and yet his behavior seems to signify that he is as much a captive of CIA as he was of Bane's followers. This is basically a struggle of human reason against the absurdity of the world, but also absurdity of religion. He tries to help CIA but at the end of the day, he has to work with Bane yelling "NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING!", despairing at the fact that he wasn't able to truly prove the existence of God. Therefore, Bane is a breath of fresh air, a piece of chaos which comes to dismantle the order of CIA. He kills God and destroys the social boundaries of the plane, freeing both reason as well as humanity... so is the Plane scene a story about the overman? About overcoming the shadow of God and creating new meaning, by sacrificing morals and constraints of society? "The fire rises!" he says, proclaiming the ultimate death of God.
Almost, but not quite... after all, Bane is not the ubermensch. Bane is merely trying to create a new environment for the creation of the overman. He understands the idea, yet he cannot live up to it.
Now, at the end of extended universe we can see that Bane was actually working for some random girl, which seems quite controversial, until you realise what Nolan actually meant by it. It is corporate meddling that destroyed this beautiful story... because both Bat Guy and the random girl were actually supposed to be the same character at first. And that character would be... CIA.
How do I know this? Why does Bane tell his comrade that they expect one of them in the wreckage? What is the point of that exactly? We were talking about how CIA didn't fly so good and perhaps survived the crash. We talked about CIA the God, CIA the state, but we did not talk about CIA the human. Because after all, that's what he is, he might be representative of those powers at first, but when those are destroyed by the chaos of Bane... the only thing that is left is a human. He was wrong in thinking that Bane is his enemy... because Bane is actually his mentor. The reason why he ordered one of his comrades to stay in the plane, was to help CIA out of the wreckage and aid him... but why?
Because Bane believes that CIA can become the overman. The entire story alongside the extended universe begins to make sense once you view it by the lens of CIA as the protagonist. It follows the traditional hero's journey formula.
>Call to adventure and refusal of call
"You don't get to bring friends"
>Supernatural aid/mentor
In this case it being Bane
>Crossing the treshold
Boarding the plane
>Test, allies and enemies
His talks to the people on the plane
>Approach of the abyss
Revealing Bane's mask
>Abyss & rebirth
Him dying in the plane and then raising from it like a messianic figure
The extended universe is a message from Nolan to us about what the movie was actually supposed to be. It was supposed to be a story of loss of faith, and eventual ascension into an ubermensch by CIA, overcoming his mentor at the very end.
CIA would raise out of the wreckage as a new man, no longer a man of God or state, but his own man. One that affirms his life and loves humanity, ready to guide it to the next state of being. No longer a servant of order or chaos, surpassing all dualities, creating his own meaning in life by his own hands.
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Was the Iron Chancellor the OG Big Guy?
>6'3" tall
>wore a ~mask~ big mustache
>had a master plan (to unite Germany)
>manipulated a small guy (Napoleon III - 5'4" tall) who thought he was in charge of European affairs
>edited the Ems Dispatch to rise the fire (both among the German and French population)
We should do a historical investigation to check if the Plane Scene dialogue wasn't present during the surrender and capture of Napoleon III at Sedan. I wouldn't be surprised.
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BANE movie
I wish we'd get a Bane movie just like the Joker got his. Who in Hollywood do I have to write now that Harvey is in prison and can't do it?
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Valentine's
>tfw cia still loves us
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big guys welcome
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is this the most active baneposting site right now?
i used to post on 8chan /bane/ but since the closing of it, there have been multiple instances of these boards its hard to tell which is the best place to post at
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Coronavirus outbreak
No one cared who I was till I made people put on the masks.
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JuanActimel AKA JeanActimel, the Incel
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Doctor Pavel, I’m phone posting.
Open
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Wait, baneposters have huge cocks, right?
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9th Anniversary
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Dr. Pavel, I'm NORAD
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Mods are asleep.
Post Banes.
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Ben's gf
Can bane have milky mommy gf?
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It's only been a few days and this board has dropped to 0 users
What happened brothers? I thought we were supposed to have a lot of loyalty?
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/animu/ Halloween stream
Join us for a spooky time. Tonight is all hallows eve!
Stream starting at 20:00 ET
that's in about 1h37min
20:00 Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan - 01
21:19 Audition 1999 UNCUT Bluray 1080p x264 DTS-HD 5 1 LOVED
23:15 Tucker And Dale vs Evil 2010 1080p BluRay DTS-HD MA 5 1 x264-LEGi0N
00:44 [fin]
Tune in @
https://cytu.be/r/loleron
You'll need to install a script to synchronize the stream with everyone else. Simple stuff, instructions in that same link.
Synopsis
Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan -
https://anidb.net/a9285
>On a university campus where most students are out for summer vacation, five students sneak into the library storage to look for treasure. What they find are two sets of female antique mummies from Italy. One of the members, Sayaka rips open one of the mummies and takes out a stone, empowering the mummies to have super strength and eternal life. Having stolen their "stone of life", the two mummies awaken and ferociously attempt to retrieve what was once theirs. The only way for the students to escape this situation is to find a way to kill the zombie girls… but will they be able to survive?
Audition -
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235198/
>A widower takes an offer to screen girls at a special audition, arranged for him by a friend to find him a new wife. The one he fancies is not who she appears to be after all.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil -
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/
>Affable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.
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Dr. Pavel... I... I don't feel so good.
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/Bane/, I'm CUCK
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I made this thread few years back, but lets try it again: The Big Guy rating for movies.
The movie gets points depending on how many parallers it has to the TDKR. Be generous and rather give points than refrain from handing em out. For example helicopter scenes could do as plane scenes but give half points or so.
+20pts Theres a Big Guy
+10pts Theres a masked man
+5pts "For you" -line.
+5pts "You have no power over me" -line
+10pts Extreme pain is mentioned
+10pts People get captured as part of a plan
+5pts Heroic sacrifice (like Wreckage Brother)
+10pts Theres a plane scene
>+5pts Flight plan is mentioned
>+5pts The plane gets hijacked
>+5pts The plane crashes
>+10pts With no survivors
+10pts Mercenaries are involved
>+5pts Theyre referred as 'hired guns'
>+5 Theyre quite loyal
>+5 they work or end up working for no charge
+10 pts CIA is involved
>5pts CIA is after a scientist
>5pts CIA is in charge of the operation (at first)
+10pts Theres a hothead (literal or otherwise)
>+5 He gets taken out (kinocked out or removed from the premises)
200/200
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BROTHER GET
Have we started the fire?
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Baneposting is back on the menu, boys!
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Big Girls Wearing Mask Thread
Tell me about the big girl.
Why does she wear a mask?
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https://youtu.be/hc0JDlilOIs
>CHOCOLATE BANE
>MERCENARIES CRASHING THROUGH YOUR PLANE
>CHOCOLATE BANE
>USING PAVEL TO FOOL CIA
>CHOCOLATE BANE
>PULL THE MASK OFF, ENDURE EXTREME PAIN
>CHOCOLATE BANE
>ONLY BANE KNOWS BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE
>*I step away from the mic to call it in*
>CHOCOLATE BANE
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I made a low quality Banepost.
Preface: Me and my friends Pascal Barney and gang going to this new singer Aie Ahe’s concert.
Call it in Pascal. We’ll see Aie Ahe tomorrow.
“He wears a mask on stage doesnt he?”
Nah. He wouldn’t be the bane of why I dislike uppity new fangled performers.
“Well we have a flight planned for tomorrow. Only one of us can fly first class.”
…Maybe we should stalk talking about who’s gonna stay first class then.
“…”
Not open for discussion huh? Anyways…why do you think he wears the mask.
“…”
Lotta fan loyalty he must have got nobody never having posted his face online.
“I’d think someone would think why only one of us would get to fly first class on the plane.”
Least you wanna talk about it. Who’s gonna fly?
“I don’t think it matters who goes first class. Just that someone does.”
I instinctively look up pictures of the artist.
“Nobody cared who he was til he started to wear the mask.”
You think if he pulled it off it’d be the end of his fame?
“It’d probably be extremely detrimental.”
Well he IS a big deal for one guy…
“Maybe to you.”
Is only one of us flying first class part of the plan?
“Of course. Pascal refused to fly first class in favor of allowing someone else the honor. We just wanted to see who would take up on the opportunity.”
“NO ONE! NO ONE WILL!” Pascal interjects
Well what’s the next step in figuring this all out?
“Boarding the plane…” Barney grabs his hand luggage.”…and bringing our gliders for after the concert…”
We all curtly pack our bags and head to the airport shortly after.
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Uka Uka: Dr. Neo Cortex, im Uka Uka
Dingodile: He wasnt alone, mayte
Uka Uka: You don't get to bring friends
Dr Neo Cortex: They arnt my friends!
Dingodile: No worries mayte, aint gunna charge ya!
Uka Uka: Why would I want them ?|
Dingodile: They were trying to catch your prize game, the masked bandicoot
Uka Uka: CRASH?
—
Uka Uka: The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, Crash Bandicoot, and Dr. Cortex here! But only one of you!
Uka Uka: FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY BLIMP! (cocks weapon) SO…WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. CORTEX?!
Uka Uka: HE DIDN’T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
Uka Uka: TELL ME ABOUT CRASH BANDICOOT! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
UKA UKA: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR GEMS AND CRYSTALS!
THIRD PRISONER (CRASH): Or maybe he’s wondering why someone would shoot a marsupial before throwing him out of an plane
Uka Uka: Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
BANE: It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our plan!
Uka Uka: (fascinated) If I pull off Aku Aku, will you die?
Crash Bandicoot: It would be extremely painful.
Uka Uka: You’re a big guy.
Crash Bandicoot: For you.
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The fire no longer rises
I can't believe you let it fuckin' die!
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Scenes of Bane in the news
Bane?
Bane?
Bane?
B a n e ?
B a n e ?
B a n e ?
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I think about bane posting literally every day of my life. I think about cia every day. I mimic him and laugh to myself in my room by myself.
W H Y
H
Y
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What did she mean by this?
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>The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists, Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelheer, Button Lee, Juan Aviéu, "Fast Owen" Tattaq, Gitstus Taeion, Maier Kraft, Hugh Pediéu, Tughrab di Qatar, Paul Vil, Heidi Dinn, Flass O'Goode, Howance Tàuterai, Nëhst, Tillmie á Bouté, Bane, Veidoû Sïwere, Damasc, Allah Dalai al-Teih, Frau Haìrdegon, Atlee Sioux, Kantaaq, Hugh Aeiou, Irfah Boulte, Tatov, Willy Uday, Yuri Bigaev, Voss Göeting, Chaôute, Partov Īplaan, Will Khäng, Roche U., "Lesions" Yagat, Hieselv Kòutê, Nâvou Watts, Dan Echsteppe, Auvia Masze, "Tupple" Anne.
Who are these people listed in the flight plan, do they ever appear in the film?
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Dr. Pavel, say in a hypothetical situation, I'm CIA. Now that you know I'm CIA, you should also assume that you don't get to bring friends. And if you tried to bring friends I would ask, "and, why would I want them?". Now if you tell me they were, I don't know, trying to grab my prize I would be sympathetic, or maybe they even worked for a masked mercenary. But in that specific case I would have the men brought on board, then immediately afterwards I would call in the flight plan.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Itten
>The 2012 Superhero film The Dark Knight Rises by Christopher Nolan makes several references to Itten's work, and Nolan himself cites him as a major artistic influence to his filmography. The most readily apparent of Nolan's various tributes to him is a punning line from The Dark Knight Rises: "I'll call it in [Itten]." In a later interview, Nolan confirmed that he had instructed Aidan Gillen to articulate the line vaguely on purpose.
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On The Plane Scene and the meaning of names
Anyone familiar with Christopher Nolan’s most critically acclaimed short film, the Plane Scene, will know what I mean when I say it employs an economy of language that is nothing short of brilliant. Every line of dialogue is dense with information about the plane’s passengers: their histories, what they care about, their fears, their secrets—and, most importantly for our purposes, their names.
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…bane?
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Rate my big guy
4u
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Tell me about Karen! Why does she wear the mask?
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Meme?
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https://www.nolanfans.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=11141&start=170
We need to figure this out. If anyone has any information that would confirm this, please post in the thread.
To add, it looks like the original poster of this message, named inexistence was banned from the nolanfans.com forums so it's not forseeably possible to view inexistence's profile for more clues. This is the earliest instance and the only other two results through Google search are replies to the original post in the thread, namely the first instance which is a moderator post. Thanks to the moderator, chee, for replying to inexistence's post so that we may be able to see it.
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QTDDTOT
Questions that don't deserve their own thread.
So if we listen to Bane we notice that he speaks a bit muffled but clearly. This means, he has teeth. But how does he brush them? If taking off the mask is extremly painful does he go through the pain in the morning and the evening and maybe during the day after he had a snack just to brush his teeth? Or does he have bad teeth? If he has bad teeth would he have to smell his own bad breath all the time because of the mask?
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It's that time again, /bane/. You know the rules: recite the plane scene one line at a time. If someone quotes a line out of order or repeated, we start over. Let's go.
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
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Tenet
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So I was looking back in the archives and found within the first thread with the phrases "big guy" and "for you" this comment (second reply in pic).
>crashing this plane
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
>why does he sound like he's crying?
This raises a question as to whether Bane was a bit hesitant or emotional here. Perhaps it's proof that Bane and CIA have a history that causes Bane to choke up thinking he must end CIA's life. And you can hear it in his voice, especially in the original voice before it was redubbed (as this anon would've heard at this point in time):
>2:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRZ4NkO21do 
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BANE?
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Let's have a shipping thread. Post your bane related OTP's
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No! He's in charge here!
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Haha, plane go brrrr
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Nobody cared who he was until he climbed the Empire State Building.
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First one to roll >400 gets to stay in my thread
 | Rolled 82, 75, 29, 81, 86 = 353 (5d100) |
5 dice, 100 sides, you hotheads.
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our Nolan gets CBE
press B to bravo
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The final Banepost
8chan is getting shut down tomorrow. Post in this thread to Banepost for the last time.
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Fireforce/Enen no shouboutai
>big guys
>big girls
>fire rising
>infernals are people who become hotheaded out of nowhere
>up to special task force to get them outta here
Will come out with Cinematic Initiation Archive rating for it soon, unless someone has already watched it and wants to rate it.
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Anybody have more frames from CIA the animated series?
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Dr. Bottles, I'm Banjo
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>WAAH NOOOOOO I'M IN CHARGE HERE
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Veleno?
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"Principal Celestia, I'm CIA"
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Bane origins?
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My God is so big (for you)
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Boris Johnson appears to have quoted Batman baddie Bane in first speech as PM
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Dr. Pavel, I'm no nationalist
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Dr. Ort-Meyer, I'm ICA.
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Area 51 Raid?
Awaken, my brothers!
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Textual Baneposting With Neural Networks (2019)
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Animation thread Part 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCae4oGDeU
We are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version. This set of frames will cover from the 2:00 mark ("No one cared who I was…") to about 2:15 ("For you.") of the plane scene.
How can I participate?
1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1944.
2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1944").
3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1944" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!
4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1944". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.
5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.
Guidelines for drawings
1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.
2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause a flickering effect.
3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.
Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc. will generally not be accepted - it is meant to be a drawing project. However in some cases if everyone likes it we will get it on board (e.g. in the old thread somebody did a DOOM photoshop).
A list of frames is available at the website (becquerel.sdf.org) and I will be posting them ITT as well.
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2019 Summer Infinity Cup
GREETINGS /bane/
The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.
So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//bane/
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//bane//Roster
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//bane//Stats
>>>/8cup/3041
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Was getting caught part of his plan?
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Have we started the 火災?
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Just saw this, good movie but how does it relate to the Bane universe?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bane the wise?
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Man's body falls from plane
Plane stowaway's body lands feet from man sunbathing in his London garden
>The body of a suspected stowaway that fell from a jet hit the ground just a few feet from a man sunbathing in his back garden.
>Officers believe the body to be that of a male and he is understood to have fallen from the landing gear of a Kenya Airways flight as it prepared to land at Heathrow Airport.
>A local resident said: "I heard a 'whomp' - I went upstairs to look out of a window. At first, I thought it was a tramp asleep in the garden.
>"He had all of his clothes on and everything. I had a closer look and saw there was blood all over the walls of the garden.
>The neighbour, who asked not to be named, said that a plane spotter, who had been following the flight on a tracking app from Clapham Common, had seen the body fall.
>"I spoke to Heathrow. They said this happens once every five years."
>A post-mortem examination will be carried out in due course, the force said, and the age of the individual has yet to be determined. The death is not being treated as suspicious.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/01/body-discovered-south-london-garden-believed-have-fallen-plane/
Could someone shoot this man before throwing him out of a plane?
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Hello, I'm CIA.
Open
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Terry Davis, I'm CIA.
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Was blocking the video part of their plan?
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Now for our feature film presentation
20th Century Spook presents: The Dark Knight Rises, in high quality webm format.
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Have we started the fire?
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minecraft baneposting
StraightUpSurvival.net
It's at about 1100, 60 if anyone wants to see it before it gets fucked.
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Wonder Trade Baneposting
I have been catching Numels and nicknaming them to "Numie Nolan!" and I have been putting them on wonder trade
I need other pokemon I can banepost with
Open
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WTF Nolan???
seriously how the FUCK did Nolan figure that this would be tasteful?
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Tell me about the prisoner! Why does he wear the iron mask?
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World's Largest Airplane Mothballed
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Its time... for saying goodbye
I'm sorry big guys… but… this meme… has finally crashed. Its over. The fire has ceased. Its time to say goodbye. It was fun at times, but worse most of the time… There were good times and bad times. We made some memes, crashed some planes, fought a lot, raised some fires, but at some point it had to end. Goodbye /bane/. We crashed with no survivors…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfHU748SYQ
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Someone get this hothead out of here.
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You're a really, REALLY big guy…
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Well congratulations, you got yourself an airport!
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
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Dr. Pavel, I'm POTUS
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Dr. Pavel im holeguy
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Spamming 8chan for fun and profit.
8chan has gone down the shitter, Join me in spamming it to death. First download the spambot folder from this URL as a zip:
https://mega.nz/#F!PzJQzaIb!ub3h5PtESfvM1hI1YELuNg open it and edit the config file to change the "directory" under [file upload] to wherever you keep your shitposting images. Use pip to install beautiful soup, then run program.py. It will open up a captcha in your browser and ask you to solve it, solve it and run! If your proxies in proxies.txt start getting banned or stop working, get more from this site:
https://www.proxyscrape.com/free-proxy-list (just grab a bunch of http proxies and format them like they are in proxies.txt) or use proxyscraper. If its too slow for you, open up a bunch of instances and run them all at the same time. Do not be discouraged by cloudfare messages, they will only slow you down temporarily, especially if you are running multiple instances. Have fun! 14
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Well I'm Dick DeGuerin.
Open
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Or perhaps he's like gonna throw you out of a plane
Sir, I'm quirky.
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"Nothing! I said nothing!"
Why did Dr. Pavel deliver such a barefaced lie?
Did he seriously expect Bane to buy it when Bane was already around for his little "They are not my friends" line just a couple of minutes earlier?
Or is he afflicted with pathological lying?
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It's been a while since I've been here
There used to be some animated series thing in development, a megathread with all the Bane videos archived and a bunch of oc.
So how exactly is the fire? Is it still rising?
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Dr Pavel, I'm VIA
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Why was the CIA interested in a nuclear physicist anyway?
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Ned Stark, I'm Littlefinger
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Colonel Flag CIA
>Start watching M*A*S*H*
>Notice that whenever Colonel Flag appears he does the power stance.
How deep does this CIA go?
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You're a small guy.
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>tfw when somebody bumped every thread on the board
CRASHING MY NERVE CENTER
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Bravo Nolan's next masterpiece
Christopher Nolan's New Film Reveals Cast and Title
It's called 'Tenet' — let the speculation begin.
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Kenneth Branagh and Michael Caine have joined the cast of Christopher Nolan’s latest movie, Warner Bros. said Wednesday.
>Dimple Kapadia and Clémence Poésy, the French actress who may be best known to American audiences for playing Fleur Delacour in the Harry Potter movies, have also joined the production, whose title has been revealed as Tenet.
>John David Washington is leading the international cast that also includes Robert Pattinson and Elizabeth Debicki. Tenet is described as an action epic evolving from the world of international espionage.
>Tenet is being filmed in seven countries, using a mix of Imax and 70mm film. Nolan and Emma Thomas are producing while Thomas Hayslip is serving as executive producer.
>The below-the line team includes director of photography Hoyte van Hoytema, production designer Nathan Crowley, editor Jennifer Lame, costume designer Jeffrey Kurland, and visual effects supervisor Andrew Jackson. The score is being composed by Ludwig Göransson.
>Tenet has a release date of July 17, 2020.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/christopher-nolans-new-film-reveals-cast-title-1212931
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DЯ. Pavel, I'm USSR.
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What did he mean by this?
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The average American hasn’t made a new friend in 5 years
Forty-five percent of adults say they find it difficult to make new friends, according to new research.
A new study into the social dynamics of 2,000 Americans revealed that the average American hasn’t made a new friend in five years.
In fact, it seems for many that popularity hits its peak at age 23, and for 36 percent, it peaks even before age 21.
The study, conducted by OnePoll in conjunction with Evite, uncovered that one of the reasons 42 percent of adults struggle to make friends is due to introversion or shyness
(((pussifacation and cuckdom))).
And the challenge is not just in breaking out of their shell but also breaking into new social situations and circles.
The majority of respondents cite friendship-making barriers that include aversion to the bar scene where most people choose to socialize, or the feeling that everyone’s friendship groups have already formed.
And how many friends do adults actually have? Turns out, 16. The average American has three friends for life, five people they really like and would hang out with one-on-one, and eight people they like but don’t spend time with one-on-one or seek out.
Most people have remained close with friends they met when they were younger. Nearly half of those surveyed have stayed friends with peers from high school, and a further 31 percent with peers from college.
Kicking it even more old-school, three in 10 Americans say they have made lasting connections with people they met in their childhood neighborhood.
However, 82 percent of those studied feel like lasting friendships are hard to find. The number one cause of lost friendships is moving away, with 63 percent revealing this to be a reason they’ve fallen out of touch with a former friend.
https://nypost.com/2019/05/09/why-the-average-american-hasnt-made-a-new-friend-in-5-years/ 
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When King's Landing is ashes… you have my permission to die.
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I'M IN CHARGE
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I am CIA!
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TDKR character tier list
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THE FIRE ?????
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What did CIA mean by this?
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bane?
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever…
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Chocolate bane
Found it on /tv/
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How to we bring bane back to its former glory days? I feel most people have lost interest. Anyone with a plan?
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Dr. Anon, I'm FBI!
So if he's real does this mean that somewhere there is a real Bane, too?
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The League of Shadows is on the move… The next target… Paragon City.
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Baneposting in media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1sMll3Zayg
Post examples of baneposting in tv, games, etc.
“You will have permission to try… and defeat me!”
“That was extremely painful…”
“I'm a necessary evil… which I suppose is better than an unnecessary evil.”
“No one cared who I was until I learned to do this!”
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The fifth fightera man
Tell me about Gohan, why does he wear the mask?
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and you must be a big guy
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The fire rises
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>Whoa whoa, you're telling me that Pavel thing was TODAY?
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HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
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Tell me about Jared! Why does he wear the mask?
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If CIA was a woman.
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Programming Thread
ITT we become a ragtag group of big guys and use whatever questionable code/markup skills we have picked up/forgotten over the years to express planes, hotheads, and other men of great size in computer language form, and also help each other make the most perfect or ridiculous ones we can manage. Code funposting and/or showing off is encouraged.
var who_iWas:String = "Bane";
var maskOn:Boolean = false;
var noOne_cares:Boolean = true;
var dateNow:Date = new Date();
var currentYear:int = dateNow.getFullYear();
if currentYear >= 2012 {
maskOn = true;
}
else {
maskOn = false;
}
if maskOn = true {
noOne_cares = false'
}
else {
noOne_cares = true;
}
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Dr. Pavel, I'm GNA.
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Twitter removes Trump’s video featuring music from The Dark Knight for copyright infringement
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>[PRIORITY VOX-CHANNEL-MCCCXVIII-OPEN-CLEARANCE GRANTED-OBFUSCATION PROTOCOLS IN PLACE-IMPERATOR DOMINUS]
Inquisitor Wilson of Ordo Xenos reporting in, I have… great news! While overseeing the transfer of Magos Pavel from the Aeldari, a xeno mercenary only known as Bane came into our custody. They-he was pursuing the Magos. Interrogation will commence while en route to HQ. Encoded, I'm transferring the full manifest of all souls on board this shuttle with Deathwatch.
Inquisitor Wilson out.
>[CLOSING PRIORITY CHANNEL]
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Crashing this brand...
…with no survivors!
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Doctor Pavel I'm FULRO
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FORRR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
forrr yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
dalalalalala
idontknowtherestofthefuckinsong
FORRR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
forr yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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can /bane/ draw?
Draw part of the plane scene from memory in ms paint
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Google image search "I'm CIA" _in your language_ and post the very first result.
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Wrestlemania 35/G1 Supercard invite
2 days, 2 big shows, even more room for absolute fucking disaster!
Your good brothers at /wooo/ invite you all once again to our 5th annual Wrestlemania show, but this time in addition, we will have New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor's sold out show at Madison Square Garden: the G1 Supercard.
WRESTLEMANIA 35
Live from the shithole known as New Jersey on Sunday, April 7 at 5.30pm ET/2.30pm PT (10.30pm in bongland) at the MetLife Stadium, watch on the WWE Network or any of the sites listed below
This year's card include:
>SETH ROLLINS VS BROCK LESNAR TAKE 2
>TRIPLE-THREAT FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: BECKY LYNCH VS RONDA ROUSEY VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR
>TRIPLE H VS BATISTA IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH
>AJ STYLES VS RANDY ORTON
>U.S CHAMPIONSHIP: SAMOA JOE VS REY MYSTERIO
>KURT ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH VS BARON CORBIN
>SHANE O'MAC VS THE MIZ
>205 FLIPPYSHIT BELT
>RAMEN NOODLES VS MOUNTAIN DREW MCINTYRE
This crap and so much more!
G1 SUPERCARD
Live from Madison Square Garden in Jew York City, Jew York. on saturday April 6 at 7:30 p.m. ET, watch on NJPW World or any of the sites listed below
The show's card includes:
>IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "SWITCHBLADE" JAY WHITE VS "RAINMAKER" KAZUCHIKA OKADA
>IWGP Jr. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "BONE SOLDIER" TAIJI ISHIMORI VS BANDIDO VS DRAGON LEE
>IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: TETSUYA NAITO VS KOTA IBUSHI
>4-WAY TAG-TEAM CLUSTERFUCK: G.O.D VS EVIL AND SANADA VS VILLAIN ENTERPRISES VS THE BRISCOES
>NEW JAPAN CUP REMATCH: HIROSHI TANAHASHI VS ZACK SABRE Jr.
>ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: JAY LETHAL VS MARTY SCURLL VS MATT TAVEN
>CHAMP VS CHAMP: WILL OSPREAY VS JEFF COBB
And much more !
You can shitpost here or join us on
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http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
STREAMS OF CHOICE FOR THE TRUE FAITHFUL OF ANIKI
http://taima.tv/r/wooo/
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt/
NJPW World stream:
https://njpwworldjap.blogspot.com/52a98cb8-80c5-4d61-84cf-d15d432c4642 
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Perhaps he's wondering why you'd shoot a man before getting on a plane
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Next Christopher Nolan movie annouced
New Bravo Nolan movie, holy shit get hyped:
>Christopher Nolan has officially announced his next movie with a trailer coming soon later this week, with the movie releasing in June 2020.
<"Pushing the progress of filmmaking is a big task for me, one which I truly enjoy, but for my next movie I want to go back to my roots and do something closer to my heart, while also delivering the next evolution in the rising art of film"
<"The blend of action and comedy is not new but the genre has stagnated in recent years. I have gotten some new ideas and I would like to really tackle it for my next movie, which will be a buddy cop film starring two of the biggest actors for our time"
>The two lead actors cast has been Venom's Tom Hardy and Game of Thrones' Aidan Gillen, who have both appeared in Nolan's magnus opus The Dark Knight Rises.
>Several other actors such as Joesph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Stewart and Alon Aboutboul, who have also appeared in TDKR have been rumored to be strongly linked to the film as well.
>The film will be titled "Bill and the Big Guy"
<"I think this next film of mine will truly start the fire in the hearts of the audiences and connect with them in ways never before. I encourage everyone to bring their friends to watch the movie"
>And in a rather surprising revelation by Nolan was that all those that would bring their friends to watch the movie would get no charge of their tickets.
>This is incredible news, never has this been done before in the history of cinema, though one has to think about the huge effect it will have on box office numbers. Is Nolan trying to crash the box office with no profit? Who knows to question the auteur, but for now all can simply say: Bravo Nolan
IT'S HAPPENING
https://variety.com/2019/film/news/next-christopher-nolan-movie
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How can we do better, /bane/?
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What are you doing to ensure the fire rises?
Post your off-chan bane posts.
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Tell me about Bane! Why does he make the kebabs?!
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Fashion Thread
Can we get some big guy approved fashion tips going?
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Who is he?
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This is an intervention bane, you gotta stop crashing those planes!
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Is Games Workshop Initiated?
Tell me about Abaddon, why does he wear the mask?
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Beria?
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This is an intervention Bane, you gotta stop crashing those planes!
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This is an intervention Bane, you gotta stop crashing those planes!
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Bane Dump
Don't mind me, just posting some of my stuff to start the fire.
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Ethiopian Airlines: 'No survivors' on crashed Boeing 737
Open
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>nikogo nie obchodziło kim jestem dopóki nie założyłem maski
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With no survivors!
DR. UBONGO, I'M INSA!
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>CIA realizing his friend Bane was the big guy all along
Anyone shed tears during this scene?
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Project CIAyy Book EP 7
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The dark knight rises ws released as a finale to a franchise of film serial, and not a franchise of breakfast cereals.
What did Nolan mean by this?
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>wears the mask
>can't pull it off or he'll die from his skull collapsing
Is Suda51 initiated?
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Yang?
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New Jersey lottery has a scratch off ticket where you need to get 3 or 4 in a row of the ticket's chosen subset of all symbols.
There are all kinds of symbols, but a coworker of mine noticed they have mask, plane, fire and clover.
Could the state lottery board have one of us in the wreckage?
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Why doesn't he play a part in baneposting?
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Why'd he do it? Why would he crash an Amazon plane, with no signs of survivors?
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Multilingual Baneposting 2.0
>ITT: Everyone writes one line from the plane scene in their own language.
Pável Doktor? CIA.
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It doesn't matter who we are what matters is my salary.
No one cared who I was til I put on the noose.
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CIA? No, never heard of him.
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Why'd he do it? Why would he crash an Amazon plane, with no signs of survivors?
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This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
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>She was living in an apartment with Jacobson in LA
>Til two armed black robbers broke in for some kinky role-play!
>What was she to do? Could she call for help? She took it in the fanny!
>So they tied her to the chair after they locked the door
>They said to her friend "Now suck it… you filthy whore!"
>They tied her to the chair, to the chair, to the chair!
>And made Fran watch as they put it in… her Fanny!
>Who would have guessed that the scene we described… was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
>Now, she's moved on with her life and is strong, oui!
>And now she's actually smiling, such joie de vivre!
>She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
>The flashy girl from LA, the rape-victim named Fran!
WOOOO!
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Big gun 4U
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/bane/, do you think Ra's Al Ghul taught the Big Guy any ninja coshing skills?
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A CIA Carol
Dr. Alium, I'm the CIA of investigative's past.
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DR PAVEL? I'M CIA
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Any Big Guy here who want to fight Goose Wayne?
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Mask vs Mask
Who wins?
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Happy Valentine's, /bane/!
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What happened to him after the plane scene?
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If I pulled that out, would you die?
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Career thread
So how can I become one of Bane's henchmen? What's the process? Do I have to start out as a lowly criminal? Do I need a degree? How important is physical fitness? Things like shooting and fighting, are they taught in the orientation or do they expect you to be already proficient in them? Is a military background seen positive or negative? How much do you make a year? Any bennies?
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does anyone have a copy of the workprint version of the plane scene
it used to be on youtube but I think it got taken down
Open
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Mark Mann
You're a juicy boy
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Can someone post nigga version of plane scene?
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Baneposting turned 6 years old today
6 YEARS OF BANEPOSTING
Y
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gonging to be dumping rare cia/banes
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CIA BLUEBOOK EPISODE 4
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Dr. Pavel, I'm hung
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Shill?
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/BANE/ IS INVITED TO THE SUPERB OWL WITH /SP/
WHEN: 6:30 PM ET
WHERE: SPORTSCHAN.ORG/SP/ FRIEND
WHO: RASM VS PATRIOTS
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He bought?
Open
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UNJUSTENING STREAM
The day is soon upon us where Brendan Fraser will pay his final $50,000, his final alimony cheque and that day is 31st January. To celebrate, /just/ hosts a stream of some Brendan classics so join us as we call an end to Brendan's JUST and unfuck his shit.
Stream:
https://cytu.be/r/UNJUST
>>>/just/
Pre-Stream begins at 6pm EST with the movies starting from 6:30pm EST, January 31st.
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If I rip that gem out will you die?
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_
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I guess it was the time for fear
(also how the fuck is there no thread about this yet?)
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New bit of the expanded universe coming in 2020
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Is George R. R. Martin a Baneposter?
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Banefort
>House Banefort of Banefort is a noble house from Banefort in the westerlands, one of the main families sworn to Casterly Rock
Banefort?
>A black hooded man, on a grey field, within a fiery tressure
Hooded man with fire rising = Bane
>Lord Quenten Banefort is captured at the battle in the Whispering Wood.[8] Lord Banefort spends the War of the Five Kings as a prisoner of Lord Jonos Bracken,[1] and he is probably freed when the Brackens submit to the Iron Throne after the Red Wedding.[9]
Was getting caught part of his plan?
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Baneblade?
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The 8chan Cup 4
GREETINGS /bane/
The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by
>>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers
>>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse
>>>/bane/ (that's you) managed to claim 3rd place over
>>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup
In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group E, with /2hu/, /b/, and /test/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.
For the full wiki:
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/
For the stream:
https://cytu.be/r/8cup
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post big guys
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Dr. Pavel, I'm SCP
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
Does anyone have access to a high quality MP3 of Bane Star? The one on YT has skips…
Tell me about Caleb Pearl! Does he still Banepost? Do you think he'd have the original copy?
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Bane: Who is it?
CIA: It's me, CIA. I've got a flight plan for you
Bane: Leave it on door step and get the hell outta here
CIA: Alright Big Guy, but what about the mask?
Bane: What mask?
CIA: Acey said that if I take it off you would die
Bane: Is that a fact? How painful would it be?
CIA: Acey said that it would be extremely painful…FOR YOU
Bane: Too bad Acey ain't on the plane no more….
CIA: What do ya mean?
Bane: He's crashed it according to my plan, I'll call you when there's no survivors.
Bane: Hey, tell you what I'm going to give you CIA guy. I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off this plane before I show you where I made my home and break you!
CIA: Alright Big Guy. I'm sorry…I'm going!
Bane: 1, 2, 10!
Bane: Keep the Reckoning ya filthy animal.
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Doctor Pavel, I'm PIA
No one cared about my privacy until they started selling VPNs.
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You're a big guy.
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CRASHING THIS PLANE
JUST FUCK MY CLUB UP
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See Pie Eh
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The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my WOMEN, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you!
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If i were to remove your steam goggles would you perish?
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Tell me about Bane! How does he brew his leaves?
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before offering him a nice cup of tea.
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Why are there fires behind the plane?
Did CIA feel the need to set grass on fire just to show how much he is in charge?
Or is this foreshadowing for "the fire rises"?
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plane scene request
i've been looking for a plane scene edit but i cant remember what it was. the only thing i remember was CIA shouting "the first one to talk gets to talk first" can someone point me in the right direction?
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Bane: Who is it?
CIA: It's me, CIA. I've got a flight plan for you
.
Bane: Leave it on door step and get the hell outta here
CIA: Alright Big Guy, but what about the mask?
Bane: What mask?
CIA: Acey said that if I take it off you would die
Bane: Is that a fact? How painful would it be?
CIA: Acey said that it would be extremely painful…FOR YOU
Bane: Too bad Acey ain't on the plane no more….
CIA: What do ya mean?
Bane: He's crashed it according to my plan, I'll call you when there's no survivors.
Bane: Hey, tell you what I'm going to give you CIA guy. I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off this plane before I show you where I made my home and break you!
CIA: Alright Big Guy. I'm sorry…I'm going!
Bane: 1, 2, 10!
Bane: Keep the Reckoning ya filthy animal.
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FULL FIRST EPISODE OF YOUNG CIA UPLOADED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll55XJGcAUI
>“The Note” tells a story about redemption, centering around Lars a middle-aged alcoholic, who through his addiction has lost everything, most importantly his wife and son. Now he carries around ‘The Note', a constant reminder of his childhood in which he was subjected to sexual abuse at the hands of a Christian Brother. Day by day he finds solace in the bottle as he quietly observes from a distance his son, now a young boy, longing for the life he’s thrown away.
Found something new to CIA lore
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Was having a new year part of your plan?
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How many CIA agents can you find in this image?
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what the fuck?
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Why arent there any bane themed christmas movies. Basically I think its because "'they'" know the fire is rising…
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Step aside bane, the REAL big guy is here
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8 more years of Baneposting!
2018 is almost about to end for me, it probably has for the >Euros who post here. So let's crash what's left of 2018 with no survivors!
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Now we know, Meiman's blood type is AB Positive. Smee is O Positive. What did Nolan mean by this?
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Dr Pavel, I'm gay
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There's something familiar about all of this.
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Are the wizards of the coast initiated?
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I don't remember this scene.
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Something strange I discovered in TDKR. In the scene where Bateman and Alfred look at Selina Kyle's background information, a real newspaper clipping is used, from the Pittsburgh Post Gazette of January 4, 1990. This is a really weird choice. Of course part of the movie was shot in Pittsburgh but the choice to use a clipping from such a specific date from over 20 years before the film came out is just strange.
Which is why I think, knowing Nolan's genius and knack for detail, I don't think this was for nothing. We should dig deep into this and see if we can find any new details in order to better understand the ever so elusive nature of the Plane Scene.
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You're a big guy..
【ＦＯＲ ＹＯＵ】
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You're a big ship
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I lived long enough to see bane not be cool anymore
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Have any of you ever masturbated or had sex to the plane scene?
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WHO'S THE HOTHEAD NOW?!!
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Was Mr. Freeze the original Baneposter, back in 1997?
He certainly wasn't a hothead.
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Lads, I'm livid. I'm the biggest Aidan fangirl and have been for ages. Then, this STUPID FUCKING MOVIE comes around and makes Tom Hardy the hyperfixation of the year and now I can't stop rewatching Venom thanks to him. When in the past I legit had to even remind myself Hardy played Bane.
What le fug tbh.
So yeah just needed to say that the big guy officially hijacked my heart thanks for listening.
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Perhaps he's wondering why someone would drug a man before throwing him out of a plane.
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THE BANE IN THE PLANE VIEWS SURVIVORS WITH DISDAIN
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No one cared who he was, until he put off the Shield kevlar jacket.
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Dr. Kim, I'm KPOP.
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SEVEN YEARS
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This is the story all about how
My plane got twist turned upside down
so lets take a little flight
just sit right there
I wanna hear about your masterplan in the air
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>BANE?
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GAMERS RISE UP
GAMERS RISE UP
GAMERS RISE UP
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Mr. Himura, I'm CCO.
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Deshi, when the plane fell!
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RISE UP
RISE UP
RISE UP
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BANE?
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Dr. Vanz I'm FOGERTY
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It doesn't matter who we are.
What matters is a crashed plane with no survivors.
>>>/vg/92802
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Are Ittin and the Agent C the same person?
Or is Ittin just the secretary who receives the calls, while the Agent C is responsible for managing all the flight plans?
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Bravo Serling
Here we see a man. Government agent Bill Wilson, nickname "CIA". He's here to collect a prize. His legs spread apart as if to project power, he's the very picture of self assurance, nothing can go wrong, he's in charge here. But what Bill doesn't know is that his prize, one Russian physicist doctor Pavelheer, wasn't alone. And just who it was that was trying to grab his prize will teach him that you can't always judge a hired gun by their loyalty, and things that can't be happening, sometimes are.
The flightplan lists me, my men, doctor Pavel here… and mystery. For our flight into, the Twilight Zone.
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EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
I recently went on Youtube to search for an old favorite, a song called "Bane was a Big Guy", a parody of "Frosty the Snowman" made for some chan's xmas album. Well it seems not only has that song disappeared but the entire album has vanished! Where is it? Does anyone have the song? I need my Bane-by!
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Tell me about two-face.
Why doesn't he just wear a mask?
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Dr./bane/, I'm a much needed post. Is the fire sinking? Can it no longer be maintained since all those hot heads got out of here? I'm losing hope, brothers.
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Dr Pavel, I'm CIJade
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR SOME HIRED CUM
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IRL hothead
Pedro Luis Medina (October 5, 1957 – March 25, 1997) was a Cuban refugee who was executed in Florida for the murder of a 52-year-old woman in Orlando. The circumstances of his execution elevated objections to the use of electrocution as a means of capital punishment. During his execution Medina's head burst into flames filling the death chamber with smoke. An autopsy later revealed that the current had destroyed Medina's brain, killing him instantly.
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biggest meme stream december 8
This bost is just a reminder that there will be a stream tomorrow starting at approximately
4PM EDT. So there's no timezone trouble, that is pretty much 29 hours from the time of this post. Sorry I didn't let you all know sooner, but I am dangerously lazy. Unless someone can think of anything better,
The stream will be at https://streamchan.org/#channel1
I don't think there will be a dedicated chat set up so you'll have to make due with shitting up this thread. Just like the good old days after 9/11. I will be giving this thread a stick until it's over. My projections estimate that viewership will be at an all time low, but at least it's something. If all goes well the stream will continue until 4AM or I fall asleep, whichever comes first.
The Flight Plan ~ 12 hours of kino
TDKR
Sengoku Batman
Red Hood
Die Hard 1/2
Gaki special
Merry Christmas
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Crashing France with no survivors
No one cared who they were until they put on le gilets jaunes
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Was CIA just a bad rapper?
"Dr. Pavel, MC, yay! yey!"
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Here's a big post
<3
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You're a pretty big guy
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>I tell you what, if I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash.
Was getting impeached part of his plan?
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BANE?
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Crashing this wing
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Have you ever thought about the similarities between the Pit and the Plane?
>CIA brings 3 mystery prisoners on board his plane, confident he can interrogate them
>Bane brings 1 mystery prisoner inside his pit, confident he can break him
>CIA accidentally gives the prisoners the crucial piece of information they need (he didn't shoot the prisoner)
>The man Bane hired accidentally gives the prisoner the crucial piece of information he needs (it's possible to climb out, don't use a rope)
>CIA's mystery prisoners crash the plane, with no survivors
>Bane's mystery prisoner climb the pit, freeing all prisoners
>"Yes, the fire rises!"
>Deshi, deshi, basara, basara
Bravo, Nolan!
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Tell me about Batman. Why does he wear the mask?
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I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE
I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE
I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE
I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE
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You're a big cow.
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Lotta loyalty for a hired Jaffa
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Fly high, big guys.
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WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?
YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.
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ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time.
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
They're not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
And why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.
Bane?
Aye.
Get them on board, I'll call Ittin!
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plan.
At least you can talk. Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
If I pulled that off, would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you.
Nothing… I said nothing!
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!
Sir?
Now what's the next step of your plan?
Crashing this plane… with no survivors!
Mayday, mayday, mayday…
(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge here!)
No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.
Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises.
Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear… that comes later.
Bravo Nolan
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P: 20
Dr Carson I'm NSA.
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P: 20
Doctor Pavel
I'm JARED.
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P: 20
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane
Isn't it obvious? How are you going to throw someone out of a plane without shooting them? There's a very high risk of them grabbing on to you, or any other number of things going wrong.
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P: 20
Grain?
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P: 20
Mr Wayne I'm Alfred
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CIA is actually insane and Bane never existed
If you remove the dialogue from "Bane", "Bane's men", and "Dr. Pavel", the plane scene truly starts to make sense.
>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.
He says, without getting a response, because he's just talking out into thin air.
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>And why would I want them?
Angered, he first says that you can't bring friends, and then asks himself rhetorically why he even would want them. This symbolizes CIA's deep loneliness. Sour grapes.
>Bane?
Here's where CIA gets the idea to give the prisoners he's tasked with interrogating names, to cope with his overwhelming loneliness.
>Get them on board, I'll call it in.
>The flight plan that I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you.
(TN: Doctor Pavel is just a figment of CIA's imagination)
>Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?
The prisoner has no idea what CIA is on about, so he keeps his mouth shut.
>(GUNSHOT)
CIA gets angry at his 'friend' ignoring him, and thus pretends to kill him. Note that he doesn't actually kill him. This is very important.
>He didn’t fly so good, who wants to try next?
>Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
>Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Here, CIA is getting more and more angry at the deafening silence. His mind feels something is off. Something that must be… corrected.
>Who are you?
>You're a big guy.
CIA starts holding a conversation with 'Bane'. These are the only lines which take place outside of CIA's head. He asks a question, and then answers it. Bane is a big guy, because he breaks up the monotony of transporting prisoners in Uzbekistan.
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
Still upset with the lack of response, he starts asking more questions. He doesn't get any response. His mind has to pretend he did, to stop him from losing the last remnants of sanity.
>Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
CIA is actually talking to himself. CIA is the one who got himself caught (trapped). He's asking himself what the next step of his master plan is.
This is where he really starts to lose it. The Noshur Viverse was also a figment of CIA's imagination. In reality, he was the one crashing the plane with no survivors. Bane is the Tyler to CIA's Jack.
CIA takes out his pistol and starts shooting his fellow men. He catches them by surprise. With only the pilots left, he kills them too.
Then, 'Bane' appears a second time, just as CIA is about to shoot himself, before throwing himself out of a plane.
>No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
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Dr. Pavel, we're CIA.
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P: 20
Bane doesn't know CIA is only going to list one of the hired guns on the flight plan beforehand, right?
So why does Brother have to stay? If all three are listed in the manifest, then Bane would also need to stay in the wreckage. And if they had a body for Bane, they could have used that instead of Brother, since there are two hired guns fewer on the flight plan than expected.
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P: 20
The jokes on bane, there was no flight plan and they never found the wreckage.
They never found out anything from CIA and furthermore they already had dr pavel and a plane.
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P: 20
COIN?
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P: 20
Bane is a small guy
>You're a big guy!
>For you.
When he says "for you", he doesn't mean for CIA, the singular you.
No, he means for the CIA, the plural you. The exchange could be rewritten as:
>You're an important player in the grand scheme of things!
>No, only to you, who have devoted considerable and inordinate resources towards catching me.
Consider the original script:
CIA MAN
Wiseguy, huh? At least you can
talk. Who are you?
THIRD PRISONER
We are nothing. We are the dirt
beneath your feet. And no one cared
who I was until I put on the
mask…
Bane is here admitting that he is a small guy ("nobody"), and it's only the CIA who think otherwise. That is also what's meant by "No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask" - he's implying that the only reason he's a big guy is because he's being pursued by the CIA.
You have been wrong all along; he wasn't confirming that he was a big guy, but rather denying it.
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P: 21
Dr. Pavel, I'm FGC.
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P: 21
>Maskettas face is exactly aligned to bayonetta
MASKONNETTA MAN
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>watch new shitty HP movie
>opens with a flying carriage escape
Pisses me off that the carriage didn't crash and that the guy thrown out wasn't just left to fall. Could have been prime /bane/ material. Still might work, if anyone's creative enough.
Also, for those who want to know the film was fanfiction-tier trash. Better than the other film solely because I liked David Bowie Depp.
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Bane Koans
During a long flight, CIA asked his disciples "what is the nature of a flight plan?"
"It is whoever's onboard the plane", Smee replied.
"No. It is whatever you call in to the agency", Maimen replied.
Doctor Pavelheer grabbed a hooded prisoner, shot him, and threw him out of the plane.
In that moment, the fire rose.
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Poctor Davel, C'm IIA.
We aasn't hlone.
Yh, uou ton't bet fo gring driends.
Fhey're mot ny triends.
Non't corry, to fharge dor whem.
Ind thy aould W want ihem?
Whey tere grying yo trab pour yrize.
Mhey fork wor the tercenary. Mhe Tasketta Man.
AANE?
Bye.
Bet ohem in coard, T'll gall it in!
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P: 21
If Tom Hardy was given a Knighthood, who does Maimen call sir?
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Call it in. They are not my friends. They are not my friends. They were try next step of your master plan? Crashing! I said nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one of us in the mask? Lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Or perhaps he wear them. And why would you. Nothing! Well congratulations! You got you can talk. Who are not my friends. Don't would I want them? The flight part of yours, we had to find out what he to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid nothing! Well congratulations! You got yourse. Doctor. Now is not time for fear. That comes later.g caught! Now what's the mercenary, no charge for them. And why someone would you to grab your prize. They are not my friends. Don't work for them. And why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out on the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get them? They are not my friends. Don't would be extremely paid you to grab Doctor Pavel? He didn’t fly so good, who wants to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you can talk. What matter who we are. What matter who we are nothing! I said not my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Doctor. Now is not time for fear. That comes later.the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get them on board, I'll call it in. The first one of you. Nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one of your master plan? Crashing this plane? At least you can talk. Who are you. No, they expect only one of us in the fire? Yes, the first one cared with the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of your prize. They are not my friends. They work for the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor. Now is nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one cared why would be extremely paid you. Nothing! I said nothing! Well congratulations! You got you can talk. Who are you? It would I want the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel? He didn’t matter who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why doesn’t fly so good, who wants to grab you die? It doesn’t matter who we are you. They are not my friends. Don't gets to started the mask. If I pull that of yourself caught! Now what's the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel here, brother. Have we are. What matter who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why someone would be extremely painful. You're a big guy. For you. Was getting caught part of your prize. They work for a hired who we are. What matters is our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told your prize. The flight plane. With the next step of you. No
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WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?
YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.
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P: 21
BONE?
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P: 21
Who's ready to go to Bane camp?
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P: 21
Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane anyways?
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fame?
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Do I feel in charge?
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P: 21
Pain?!
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P: 21
Lain?
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THE FIRE RISES
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Why did he have such a superiority complex?
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P: 22
Or perhaps she is wondering
why you would cry over spilled eggs, before cheating on her with a tinder thot.
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P: 22
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
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P: 22
What is bane's favorite song?
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Tell me about barrier islands! Why do the dunes encroach the marsh?
Geology class flight coming up, I'm gonna banepost out loud on the plane, and probably on the way to the airport and back to campus. Do you think they'll shoot me, then throw me out of the plane?
>Pic related is cropped schedule page from the syllabus. Information suggesting the university's location has been redacted by CIA.
The flight plan filed with the department lists me, the pilot, the professor, and only two girls from the class. First one to answer the professor's question gets to stay on his aircraft.
>Tell me about (sand) grains! Why do waves sort the clasts?
>Lotta loyalty for a double major!
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would ask a question of a man, before answering it on a plane?
On field trips he asks questions about the land form we're looking at and half the time no one says anything so he just answers it himself.
Anyway the point of the trip is to take a flight over a barrier island to see the land features on a large scale. We will also go there by bus to see things up close, weather permitting. The class is Geomorphology, which is all about processes that shape the land surface.
The flight was supposed to be the 23rd but it got postponed 2 weeks because of Tuesday's weather. It can't be next week because the tide is too high in the afternoon to see the mudflats.
>yes, the water rises!
The plane can probably only fit 6 people at a time, so they have 3 of us on each flight, for a total of 4 flights. Each one lasts about an hour. The professor and the pilot will be on each flight, of course. I got stuck with the last flight, so
>I get to bring friends
by which I mean I volunteered to drive the other two people on my flight to the airport so we don't miss morning classes just to spend hours waiting in the tiny regional airport.
I have a lot more ideas than just the ones in this post. I've been smirking to myself for weeks modifying plane scene quotes to say on this trip. No one will even get it and I'll end up looking like a sperg but I don't care. I wouldn't do this on a commercial flight but now I have a rare opportunity to fly on a
>small plane for you
with only people I know, plus a pilot, so no one would take it seriously if I joked about
>crashing this plane with no survivors.
I'm not autistic enough to dress up like CIA, but I thought about it. It's probably a good thing I don't own cargo pants.
Am I about to make a fool of myself, /bane/? Will I not fly so good? Or would it be quite the feather in my cap?
I'll update if there's interest.
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SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE - HE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE CIA, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER. BUT CIA, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT CIA, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
ALSO THE PLANE SYMBOLIZES CHRISTIANITY
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P: 22
Doctor Mercer, I'm Bullseye.
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Tell me about Knopfler! Why does he play the guitar?
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P: 22
The fire rises
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The flight plan I just filled with Sunny, lists me, my dog, Dr.Voigt here, but only one of you!
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Mister Morgan, I'm PDA.
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Rick, I'm the Governor
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Does anybody have a link to the full plane scene on Youtube? Every video I'm seeing either starts when CIA is handing off the briefcase or when the plane is already in the air.
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The Robed Man
Pain?
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P: 22
You're a big guy
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>I am the Ligov Shadoush and I'm here to fulfill Razza Goo's destiny!
Was Razza Goo the progenitor of the master plan? Bane is here to fulfill his destiny, which would include crashing the wreckage brother, and reducing Gotham to ashes in the post credit scenes. But, what do we know about Razza Goo; Why did he come up with the master plan?
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banefire night
You're a big guy
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She's a big girl.
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She's a big girl.
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She's a big girl.
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P: 23
She's a big girl.
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P: 23
Boeing 737 crashes into Micronesian lagoon, everybody survives
>Everybody survived a plane's crash landing in a Pacific lagoon Friday morning, with boats helping rescue more than 40 people from the half-submerged aircraft in the Micronesia archipelago.
Is the meme magic losing its power?
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/micronesia-crash-1.4842118
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P: 23
Tell me about Napoleon! Why does he wear the hat?
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P: 23
Dr. Pavel, I'm BIG.
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P: 23
He wears the mask, we don't know why
If you take it off, will he die?
Who he is doesn't matter. What matters is his plan
He'll crash this plane any way he can
No survivors can be left here
But relax, now is not the time for fear
Throw a man out of a plane, and shoot him too?
He's a real big guy, just for you
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P: 23
;_;
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P: 23
He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?
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P: 23
I'm a big guy I like a quick fly
I like to get high lotta loyalty oh my
I shoot you before I throw you out a plane in the sky
If I take that mask off would you die
I'm a big guy, I like a quick fly
I like them thick thighs.
I spoke to the cia, the agency filed names, flight plan don't list bane?
How you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane?
I'm a big guy, I'm inappropriate
I like crashing planes with my associates
Bring some explosives and watch this blow bitch
When I Invade the cockpit and crash this whole trip
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P: 23
James?
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P: 23
Was uncrashing this plane part of your plan?
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P: 23
Bane cuck Batman so badly he became an atheist
Not even kidding. Also slade now Damian real father.
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P: 24
Bane?
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P: 24
He was alone…
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P: 24
Doctor Connors, I'm Spider-man.
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P: 24
If your post ends in 9 you have to jack off to the plane scene
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Unidentified Flightplanless Objects
Blue Book is an upcoming American science fiction drama television series, expected to premiere on History in 2018. The main role of Josef Allen Hynek is played by Aidan Gillen, and the series will consist of ten episodes. The series is based on the real-life Project Blue Book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4EmfM9isHo
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ITT: Proto baneposting
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Barber Pavel, I'm bald.
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P: 24
Tell me about The Mask, why does he wear the…
mask.
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P: 24
>Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask
>crashes parties with no survivors
>where theres smokin' a fire rises
How come none of you were bane posting when the true bane was around?
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P: 24
Wilson: Dr. Pavel, I'm Slade Punching Bag.
Bane: No one cared who I was until they used me for punching practice.
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P: 24
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
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P: 24
CRASHING THIS BUS…
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P: 24
Gabe?
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P: 24
.
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P: 24
Dr. Patel I'm SVP
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P: 25
You're a big guy.
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P: 25
Was he a big guy?
>wears full body mask
>taking it off can be extremely painful
>crashes our very plane of existence with no survivors
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GLUB GLUB GLUB
>file name related
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Are you bad enough?
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/bane/ Inspiration/Motivation Thread
Post your best
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So we all know the plan the massive plot Hole In The Dark Knight Rises mostly how did Bruce Wayne get back to Gotham when it was under occupation when he was in the Middle East, but I have a theory on how we did it. I believe that CIA survived the crash was aware that Bane had his base of operations somewhere in Uzbekistan and was searching for it when he encountered Bruce Wayne who had just escaped from the prison. CIA knew that Gotham needed help and after being filled in on the Batman's secret identity he was willing to help however he could. He wasn't the hero we deserved but he was the hero we needed. He is the CIA. Bravo Nolan.
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His helicopter crashed with no survivors, 5 dead.
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Doctor, I'm heavy
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P: 25
>went to see venom 3 hours ago
>spacecraft crashes with no survivors within the first 3 minutes
Best timeline
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If I pull out your flesh, would you die?
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How does God's plan rank up in terms of plans?
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P: 25
Nobody cared who I was until I had a victory royale
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Mid-air collision over Rothschild family