I don't fucking understand you baneposters. there's
Millions of movies, but you pick this one. why?
Christ, you're all so annoying. You're all faggots.
I would be amazed if you ever did anything worthwhile.
Anyways, fuck you all.

>>5815
Stop being rude, I'm performing a public service here.

>>5817
I don't fucking understand you baneposters. there's
M illions of movies, but you pick this one. why?
C hrist, you're all so annoying. you're all faggots.
I would be amazed if you ever did anything worthwhile.
A nyways, fuck you all.

>>5819
oh u
Bravo Anon
Anyway, enjoy the movie.

I've nearly caught up with myself. Expect posting speed to become even slower as I now have to wait for webms to be converted.

THANK YOU BIG GUY

Should spam these on halfchan.

>>5860
They don't play sound on halfchan, and they're all too large for halfchan's pitiful file size limit.

There will now be a brief intermission while this big guy goes to use the little boy's room.

B R A V O N O L A N
R
A
V
O

A
N
O
N

>>5791
tyb2cs

And I really can't be fucked converting the rest of the credits into webm. This seems like a more appropriate ending.

Hope you enjoyed, /bane/!

>>5902
you should make this a regular event with actually good films, mister! :3c

>>5903
I was thinking I might give it a try on /tv/ tomorrow or later tonight. We'll see whether I'm up for the task.

>>5904
yay~

what films are you thinking of showing, mister?

>>5905
Not sure. I'll probably just post a screenshot of my collection and let people pick.

>>5906
d-don't you want to introduce them to high class cinema with your own hand-picked selection?

>>5908
If I wanted to introduce them to high class cinema then I'd just repost TDKR over and over again.

>>5909
h-how about a tarkovsky classic?

>>5808

Hothead confirmed in this webm

Why are almost all the clips exactly 2 minutes? Is that a quirk of the software your using? What software is it?

>>5813
Patrick Batman dropping his spaghetti confirmed for this webm

>>5909
kek

>>5912
I used 'Webm for retards'. It can produce webms in this resolution 640x360 with a fairly decent quality, but it means limiting them to about 2 minutes in length if I want them to stay under 8mb.

This thread should be stickied. Kept unless Hotwheels gets a cease and desist from WB. It's one of the greatest achievements in Baneposting, thank you OP.

>>5905
Perhaps more works featuring Adrian or Hardy?

>>5863
Could always be subtitled.

>>5932
That would involve downloading a copy of TDKR with hardcoded subs and then doing this all over again.

Fuck.

That.

this is a big thread

>>5887
;_;

>>5936
for us

OP, you're my fucking hero.

The one we deserved, and the one we need right now.

>>5917
Beautiful

>>5887
h-hothead is kill?

>>5967
yesh

never forget

>>5970
>>5998
;_;

BUMPING THIS THREAD

>>6190
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>5825
Or perhaps if he hadn't punched the bad guy in the face, he could've stopped the application right before it completed!

>>6195
BRAVO

>>5894
The book Gordon reads from here is "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens.
Two Cities was the story that inspired much of TDKR.
Additionally, Bane's sidekick Barsad is named after a villain from Two Cities.

>>6206
I love trivia like this.

Beautiful.

/bane/ confirmed best board

>>5815
Why are you here?

>>6859
He wants to know why you wear the mask.

>>6859
Because you fucking
Imbecile! He's mad.
Gone totally mad.

Gone mad with desperation trying to understand this.
Understand why we all do this.
You. Why you do this.

>>6867
FUCK
OFF
RETARD

You have no idea how autistic you sound.

Over the past three years I've seen nothing but the most uninspired shitposting come out of this.

Uninspired, unimaginative and utterly obnoxious.

>>6868
Bane?

>>5808
Did we ever find that fucking DWP guy?

>>6867
>You. Why you do this.
For you. Of coursh.

>>6867
Yo, shut the fuck up faggot

Rant all you want, you're still a fucking tool.

Underage b&, probably, too.

Heresy at its finest, gtfo of our board.

>>5824
I WANNA CATCH THE BIG GUY

The only good thing about this movie was Anne Hathaway in the catsuit. That's literally it. She made a shitty catwoman as well but man she was fucking hot.

>>6877
smelly dumb breeder scum

>>6887
wat

>>6867
>>6868
>BIG GUY FOR YOU
oh u

>>6873
;_;

>>6892
now see mine pls ^_^ :3

>>6875
>>6875
>>6875

Thanks for the upload

>>5868
>I am Juan Avyu
>CIA listed Jaun Avyu on the flight plan and yet this man-one of Bane's allies-was nowhere to be seen
WHAT DOES IT MEAN NOLAN

>>5815

for you

>>6933
I believe his name was actually Juan Avyuise, pronounced like the phrase "one of you," but Bane struggled with it and said it like "One of us"

>>6933
it mean hes big guy

>>7039
UUUU

for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY >>5791
chek dubs

amazing

You see, he's crashing the plane with no survivors

Somebody actually fucking bothered and wasted three fucking hours out of his life for this shit.

>>7340
Somebody actually fucking bothered and wasted three fucking hours out of his life for this shit.

For you

Let me see if I get this: The WHOLE movie is on webms?

>>7360
Yes

>>7360
si

>>7340
But Anon I did it FOUR U, 4u, UUUU, pour vous, para usted, لك, для вас, 为了你, פֿאַר איר, für Sie, vir jou, сен үшін, あなたのために, Đối với các bạn, för dig, sinulle, ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਲਈ, Chun tú. para sa iyo, Za tebe, maka gị, az Ön számára, ho anao, zuretzat, За вас, kanggo sampeyan, hoki koe, kwa maana wewe, તમારા માટે, siz uchun, bagi anda, Pentru dumneavoastră, آپ کے لئے, dla Ciebie, Kay kamo, para ti, para você, আপনাকে, për ju, Հատուկ Ձեզ համար, zanu, na ka, για σένα, za vas, untukmu, sulle, तपाईं लागि, fun e, I chi, senin için, สำหรับคุณ, kanggo Anjeun, for deg, per te, għalik, rau koj, voor jou, por vi, 당신을 위해, jums, Nam tibi, សម្រាប់អ្នក, ho anao, आपके लिए, നിനക്കായ്, Pou ou, sizin üçün, per a vostè, మీరు కోసం:

FOR YOU

And it was five hours, not three hours ;-;

inb4 DMCA takedown

>>5815

H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D

>>5793
Underrated post.

>>5887
I hate how that was the last shot of big guy.

>>5819
Calm down doctor, now is not the time fer faggotry … that comes later.

>>5819
Bravo Anonolan.

>>5909
lol

>>8620
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE

>>5791
You are a /b/lessing, brother

>>5887
that death is a crime to cinema

>>5793
Man I still don't get it.

>>5793
Kek Kek BOOM

>>5793
This is the ultimate Banepost

>>5815
>IMCIA
BRAVO NOLAN

>>9006

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QerkBTw_QFE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>>9149
no
www.youtube.com/embed/QerkBTw_QFE

>>8620
You should watch a Tarkovsky film!

>>6206
I did not know that.

I am going to read the book once it gets here. I just ordered it.

Then I'm going to watch The Dark Kight Rises again.

But through the lens of the answer to the question Nolan presented when they asked him "Well Ledger is dead… What are we going to do?"

>>5815

do you feel in charge?

>>6867
>>6868
Impressive, very nice.

>>9456
>Spurdo-Bane
>Spane
>Spain
I think we know where to move to, Baneposters. Hijack Spain with no survivors, make it a big guy's town.

>>9518
SPAIN?

>>9878
The Bane in Spain flies mainly on a plane.

>>9323
Perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a horse, afer shooting him down the stairs.

>>5886
Why th fuck would you have a trigger to a bomb and keep a timer on it anyway.

>>10955
It's a big plan

>>12847
For you.
BRAVO NOLAN

Good thread thank you op

>unstickying the magnum opus
How disappointing.

Bumpity bump.

Come on mods, stick that thread.

Let the games begin!

Bump for a fallen hero.

I strongly believe it to be in the public interest to bump this thread, if it hasn't reached the bumplimit that is.

>>16155
It is for the best brother.

>>16155
Thankyou, brother

Now, I can finally make that one webm of the kitchen scene

This thread hasn't been bumped in 4 days.

>>5833
Hothead dubs

>>5887
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THE FIYUH

>>8190
>>5967
Hothead patrol, and masketta, and big guy, all in one stroke. ;_;

All in ingenious Nolan directorship, too.

>>10955
I believe the 'timer' was the natural decay of the bomb, once removed from the generator thing. As in, when it had decayed to a certain level it would go off regardless.

That fucking ending, I swear to God, how the hell would you survive an atomic explosion anyway? That one brother´s idea about Bane actually being Alfred actually sounds more plausible than this.

This thread should be near the front page at all times, sticky or no.

>>6195
>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO TALK FIRST

Glad we cleared that up.

And bravo.

>>5998
It looks like Masketta man just slipped and fell. I'm sure he's alright

>>5793
To this day I still question why this part is so fucking famous

>>6737
What song is this?
I wish I had a list of all the ISIS songs used in parodies.
gotta make those sick memes man.

This was bretty gud

>>5796
Wreckage Brother is one of the best characters in film history.

We need this thread on the front page now more than ever.

>>6195
Tell your friends.

Finaly, after all this Baneposting I van finally see the film.

This deserves a bump.

Another bump uuuu

>>34100

dubs checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOFZnADIpeQ Bump

>>5880
At around 41 seconds in this video, you can hear Dr. Pavel scream.

If he is still alive, then so is CIA!

Is it any good?

>5 months later, this thread still lives. Let this monument to /bane/ stand for all time.

>>43770 >P18 Yes, The Fire Rises.

>>6868 But our shitposting was for a purpose…. AND it caused a plane to crash irl. No-one is going to stop our master plan. Even a hothead like you can't stop us.. do you feel in charge.. ?

>>51616 As if you guys could do anything. You know, you all should consider getting a life. Even going outside once in a while would do wonders for you all.

>>5819 YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS

>>51592 This animates them. $('document').ready(function () {
var animateGif = function () {
if ($(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src') != '/static/spoiler.png')
$(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src', $(this).attr('href'));
}

$('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
$(document).on('new_post', function (e, post) {
$(post).find('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
});
});

>>59302 thank you

>>5810 Man, Tom Hardy is strongfat

>>5848 >>5849 Why did Bane put bombs haphazardly all over the main city again? Like just on random roads and under the football fields and stuff? This seems like a lot of unnecessary work and timing for no reward.

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>>5852 >>5853 >>5854 >>5855 >>5857 >>5858 >>5859 >>5861 >>5863 >>5864 >>5866 >>5868 >>5869 >>5870 >>5871 >>5872 >>5873 >>5874 >>5875 >>5880 >>5881 >>5882 >>5883 >>5884 >>5885 >>5886 >>5887 >>5888 >>5889 >>5890 >>5891 >>5892 >>5893 >>5894 >>5895 >>5896 >>5897 >>5898 >ive opened all of them simultaneosly >im hearing the all movie in a big loop >i can hear the secret message of BRAVO NOLAN

>>5794 I never understood in this part, at 0:34 those guys just decide to start being up the two other guys in cuffs. Shoot at the mother fuckers trying to crash your plane, jesus.

its six months later and this thread STILL isn't stickied

>>59491 I think they did that because they had to find out what they told you

>>59472 Hey Brother, can you hook me up with a blank banego card?

>>59499 of courshe

>>59496 Too many stickies is a bad thing: take /gamergatehq/ for example, at one point they had 7 stickies (top kek) As long as this thread doesn't expire, everyone already knows it's here

spooler alert hothed is kil :(

>>5815 You're such a big guy

>>59514 >>59725 Your precious cards, gratefully accepted.

Bumping best thread

>>59725 >It's been 3 years I can't wait until January rolls around, then I can cross out the 3 and write 4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-iCB9isXFw

>>59725 Pretty sure hating on the capeshit movie baneposter-tier.

>>65279 hating on the capeshit movie is baneposter-tier*

>>65279 >>65280

>>5869 Don't worry, Stryver's fine. There's a reason why they cut right after. You can survive that for 1-2 hours at that temperature (30-10 F).

>>65279 more like undercover hothead

Thanks OP, you're a big guy

>>5806 YOU DON'T COUNT SO GOOD HUH

Bumping this thread for you

>>7360 aye

>>5815 Perhaps they're wondering why would you read a post without reading each first letter.

BRAVO

Bump

>>85857 fug, that's heresy, I can't even spell Aidans name right

bump

bump

good bread

>>92728 Just to make sure… someone's saved a copy of all these webms for rapid deployment in future threads, right?

>>5796 That was a good movie. I've seen the ending so many times, but I still shed a tear every time that plane flies off into the horizon. Good thread, OP.

>>5815 >>74458 BRAVO R A V O

bump

>>28419 It's called Hebbet Karih. I may have misspelled it, but you'll find it.

>>92734 OP here - there'll always be at least one person with all the webms saved and ready. One day, my hour shall come again. When that day comes, I'll be here, for you.

>>5815 B R A V O N O L A N R A V O N O L A N B A V O N O L A N B R V O N O L A N B R A O N O L A N B R A V N O L A N B R A V O N O L A N B R A V O O L A N B R A V O N L A N B R A V O N O A N B R A V O N O L N B R A V O N O L A

>>5807 Holy fuck it's Masketta

>>5815 SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE

>>59491 At stressful situations it is not unusual for hired guns' cranium temperatures to increase. As a result, their decision-making is strongly affecting, making them beat up cuffed people or go down sewers in search of a police commissar.

>>92734 I have. Don't forget about automated thread downloaders like YChan, either.

Dr. Movie, I'm thrilled.

The full video of /bane/'s 4th anniversary only has 7 views? What gives? https://vimeo.com/139883820

Big thread for me

Don't want this thread to die.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TDKR

>>103605 LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BANEPOSTER

Bane?

>>106312 >not reading the first letter of every line

Almost two years on and it's still utterly farcical

just stcky it already

>>127941 Stick it in?

>>127944 Stick it in me tbh

>>127977 Would it be extremely pleasurable?

>>5896 wait, the bats have to leave to forage for food, anyone passing by would see the cave furthermore there is no way a waterfall of that size lasts year round

>>5874 this one is the most overlooked scene in the whole movie >wear a mask >but no one cares who i am >the mask is not 4U proves that the cycle of big guys is bigger than any one event, that the flight plan and the master plane will be pitted against each other forever. pure kino

>>5791 OP confirmed big guy (for all of us)

>>5874 >got something bigger in that belt wdhmbt?

saved from Alacrity daemon

It's time for this thread's fire to rise again.

>>134991 its a big thread

>>134994 fouryew

based thread

This thread can never be allowed to die

Looking for the Bane webm that the 2nd opening of death note.

>>141133 They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

>>5819 why does he have a camera on his beard? is it so he can take snapshots for his cringe compilation more easily?

This movie really is a masterpiece in CY+3, Bravo Nolan.

>>5874 >>129043 >If you're working alone, You don't get to bring friends >wear a mask Patrick Bateman has answered the question of "Why does he wear the mask?" CIA isn't the only one who didn't get to bring friends, Bane also didn't. His henchmen are all disposable tools to him, not his friends or comrades. Essentially, Bane is "alone" which is why he wears the mask. >I'm not afraid to be seen standing up to these guys. Getting caught is part of his plan. >It's not FOR YOU, it's to protect the people you care about Wearing a mask and being a Big Guy isn't something you do for yourself. You do it for someone else. Bane is "alone" because the only person he really cares about is Ra's al Ghul and he wants to protect the legacy of the League of Shadows. >Count to 5 then throw. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later (in 5 seconds). >You got something bigger in that belt? This is a reference to CIA doing the power stance with his fingers stuck in his belt loops. CIA isn't a Big Guy, but he tries to give off the appearance that there's something Bigger to him behind his belt. >Scene ends with Hothead cowering down and covering his head as Patrick Bateman causes a gigantic explosion which the Hothead fears, proving that the fire has risen far and above him, cleansing him of his Hothead status and beginning his transformation into a Big Guy. This scene is pure Bane kino, I'm glad you pointed it out anon. We may need to study it further and do more cross referencing with the Plane Scene, this could be the Big breakthrough we've been looking for to advance our knowledge of Baneology.

Bane?