>>58832 i think bane can hit top 10 this weekend

You're a big gorilla

if i take off that fur will he climb?

>>58866 It would be extremely hairy

>>58832 You know, I was rewatching the original 1933 King Kong out of curiosity… and the scary thing is, Robert Armstrong is suspiciously similar to Aidan Gillen.

>>58940 Or maybe, just maybe, he became like Aidan Gillen because of us. We have risen the fire so much that we are starting to alter our past.

I just realized that King Kong has the girl with him the whole time. He also crashes planes WITH NO SURVIVORS. Is Kong actually Bane, and the girl Dr. Pavel?

>>58832 You are a big nigger

>>59036 for you

>>59018 Yes. The puzzle is filling in together. King Kong = Bane Carl Denham = CIA (who incidentally is the one who catches Kong in the movie) Ann Darrow = Dr. Pavel The Dinosaurs that inhabit Kong's Island = hotheads The only questions remain - who are Jack Driscoll and Captain Englehorn?

>>59094 So King Kong is about CIA wanting do do a movie, but finds Bane and takes him back to New York (Gotham), where the big guy breaks loose and starts a rampage WITH NO SURVIVORS, until he gets gutted down by planes? …damn. That is heavy, doc.

>>59119 >John Literally who? Do you mean John Driscoll?

>>59480 I think that's what that masked man was going with, brother. So we have Masketta Man rescuing Pavel from Bane, who CIA wants to capture for his master plan. I'm going to guess that leaves Ammon, the wreckage brother, as the captain.

I don't know how to thank you, brothers. You just made a great movie so much better with Baneposting.

>>58832 Or perhaps he was wondering why would you climb a building, before plummeting to your death.

>>60403 Nobody cared who he was until Carl Denham kidnapped him from his island

>>59129 >>59563 BRAVO COOPER

So we managed to tie King Kong into Baneposting. How do we tie in the Son of Kong?

because no one else would

>>74829 Awesome Now have him fight the 'Batman' T-Rex

>>74829 >CIA is the girl Bravo, Nolan!

>>74930 why would anyone want to do that?

>>75438 Because that is the lore of Bane Kong No 'Batman' threatening 'CIA', no 'Bane'

>>75438 >the dinosaurs were only there to show off King Kong's strength and have no relevancy to the general story >Batman only existed to show off Bane's strength and has no relevancy to the plane scene >King Kong breaks the T-Rex >Bane breaks Batman It's like poetry.

>>75528 This revelation makes this >>74930 credible now

>Bane Kong climbed the Empire State Building and World Trade Center Bravo, New York

>>76507 BRAVO NEW YORK R A V O N E W Y O R K

No one cared who he was until he took on japan.

>>58832 >Was Getting Caught part of your master plan? >Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you. >Nothing! I said nothing! >Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan? >Crashing planes, with no survivors!

>>76581 LIKE POETRY

You're a big Kong.

>>78973 For New (York)

>>58832 If I kidnapped you from your island, will you die?

He was a masked man and a big guy in the plane he knew! But know he comes to Gotham, merely a hothead!

>>90217 …Bane?

Ann Darrow, I'm Carl Denham

>>74829 >CIA >not Dr. Pavel Kong was trying to grab her as a prize. He worked for the director, the filmmakka man.

Crashing this jungle… WITH NO DINOSAURS

>>93633 If I break your jaw, will you die?

>>95543 it will be extremely fragile

TELL ME ABOUT KONG WHY DOES HE LIVE ON SKULL ISLAND?

Ann Darrow, I'm King Kong

TELL ME ABOUT BEAUTY WHY DOES SHE KILL THE BEAST?

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A BIG APE

>>58832 Uhh, you don't get to bring natives

>>100945 wow no spoilers

SOMEONE GET THIS DINOSAUR OUTTA HERE

>look at Kong, the eight wonder of the world KONG?

It wasn't the planes It was CIA killed the big guy

>>109311 It wasn't the size. It was loyalty crashed the plane.

>>58940 I see what you mean. He looks a bit like CIA Does he feel in charge of the camera?!

>>109621 Looks more like hothead to me

>>109636 Hey now, don't go knocking him just because of his looks. At first glance, CIA seems like a hothead too.

>>74930 I was about to remark ">bat furry" but after reading this? >>75528 BRAVO NOLAN

>>58832 CRASHING THIS KONG

>yfw Cobra Commander changed the ending to have Kong crash the planes with no survivors >yfw Cobra Commander made the morale of the story big guys always win

I just finished watching the movie after looking at this thread over the weekend. It really is the entirety of the plane scene. Bravo, /bane/, you're much better detectives than that bat guy from Gotham.

If I took your girl and you away from your home, would you die? >It would be extremely painful You were a king and a God in the world you knew >For You

Why were the natives masking Kong being the giant wall?

>/bane/ talking about my favorite film It's a surreal kind of feel.

>Bane is Gotham's reckoning >Kong is New York's reckoning >Gotham is New York JESUS CHRIST, HOW HAVE WE NOT NOTICED THIS BEFORE!?

>>111822 Because it doesn't matter what it is. What matters is its meaning.

>the plane scene was just a beautiful quick summary of King Kong >King Kong was the original version of the plane scene Bravo Nolan really must have wanted to make a remake of Kong, with it being much more subtle of course

>>111942 >my favorite scene is literally a remake of my favorite film FUCK

>>111947 Both are stories of a big guy (for you) realizing that this plane he's crashing (WITH NO SURVIVORS) is part of the rising fire that is the future, and he realizes that he represents the past, of which the present can and can't handle simultaneously, since it doesn't matter who he is, what matters is his plan. It truly is like poetry.

Uhh, you don't get to bring dinosaurs

>>112808 Don't worry, no natives for them

Gassing this Kong WITH NO SURVIVORS

If I shoot him with bullets, will he die?

>this thread didn't crash with no survivors Well congratulations, big guy, you lasted a whole year!

He climbed the Empire State Building, the eight wonder of the wonder. >"Kong?"

>decide to watch the original movie after this thread >see all the connections King King really is the extended precursor to the plane scene.

>>123363 I'm pretty certain we might have altered the past with Baneposting I didn't remember this movie being so close to the Plane Scene, but the more I connect the two, the more surprised I get

>>123363 I've got one more Connection for you King Kong's remake was directed by Peter Jackson, who also directed Lord of the Rings The book A Song of Fire and Ice was heavily inspired by LoTR with the Televison Adapation Game of Thrones has Aiden Gillen as one of it's cast members It's all a circle

>>86826 Ooh ooh oooh aah aah

>>124305 You're a big monkey.

>>124312 Ooh Ooh

>>123363 >King King You've inspired me, anon.

#dicksoutforbane

>The 1976 remake of King Kong is 40 years old >it came 35 years before the plane scene It's a big anniversary.

>>124338 >King King

>>123363 If Kong pulled off Ann's clothes, will she die?

>>111500 But brother, we talk about TKDR every day.

>King Kong is now 84(UUUU) years old Time flies like a plane

>>129075 Not so good?

>he's big UUUU >he crashes planes with no survivors Is King Kong /ourbigguy/?

>2015 thread still alive We didnt' post so fast, who wants to try next? >>131310 Of course!

>>131320 >Of course >Not of courshe Shame on you. SHAME ON YOU

>>58832 Was getting shot part of your plan?

>Kong climbed the biggest building in the city What did he mean by this?

>>59018 He was trying to grab the MC's prize.

>>132479 His GF? Is pic related what he showed her?

>>132510 fucking retard

>>132462 He wanted to crash this city, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>58832 Or perhaps he was wondering why someone should shot an ape, before letting him fall to his death

>>133796 If you break his heart, will you cry?

>>136532 Of course he would.

>>136554 He's an 18 inch puppet

>>139278 >King Kong doing the belt pose I need more of this.

>>139278 BRAVO R A V O

>>139278 That can't be true! He's in charge here!

>>139278 B R A V O How does this keep happening?

>>58832 Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot an ape after letting him climb high?

>>144837 No one cared who he was until he was brought to New York