>>24 what are we buying

>>24 Why are my gold stocks pumping I'm scared

I'm green on my Apple shorts.

Thank god I found you guys!

bumping all biz threads.

How many are there? Seems we have been scattered all over.

>>42 Just me

any intcels?

>>48 Me, I'm boardless :(

What's the play lads? Short TSLA on earnings run up? Currently holding one put for August.

This place is nicer than the sharty

>>67 It is, we just need flags.

new board?

>>71 yep

>>67 sharty's a shithole

hello

Red day but a new home. I could get used to this place.

Sold my miners. 35% profit. We eating good today boyz.

How do I short Image Boards?

fuck gold, that'll be all

Good, let it go down forever (I pulled out to pay for something big so it doesn't affect me right now)

GME

is this the /smg/ thread normally made? well thats good, we can discuss during trade days again.

i really hope this board doesnt become flooded with political garbage like halfchan biz was. it honestly fell to shit after trump was elected. too many shills with too many motives. i miss when the only shilling was jeetcoins. how is everyone doing. what stocks are we looking at lately? ive been thinking about selling some puts on this recent dump for soxl. any ideas?

>>98 this is just a rumor i heard on a refugee board but apparently russia and israel are hard blocked from posting on this website. Also the newer generation posters are stubborn and want fast boards.

>>97 More or less

>>100 thats good. was impossible to find good info there.

We're all in here https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/540028.html

>>121 I have three different versions of /smg/ running right now. I don't know how to feel.

So what is your preferred broker?

When is everyone now that 4chan is kill?

🚨 Breaking: Trust between US-China has deteriorated so badly that even dinner dates are now national security threats. When romance requires bureaucratic approval, you know things have escalated beyond reason... #Geopolitics #USChinaRelations https://www.schiffsovereign.com/trends/escalation-gets-real-no-more-sex-with-chinese-women-152490/

While tariffs do generate government revenue....estimated at nearly $400 billion, or about 1.3% of U.S. GDP —this income is relatively modest when weighed against the broader economic repercussions. The Penn Wharton Budget Model projects that Trump's tariffs could reduce long-term U.S. GDP by approximately 6% and decrease wages by 5%, resulting in a lifetime loss of around $22,000 for a middle-income household .

BREAKING: Trump has said: "Jerome Powell is always too late and wrong. His termination “cannot come fast enough.” The Fed should’ve cut interest rates long ago.

>>168 very reminiscent of Nixon >fed chair wrote a book that was basically "don't lower interest rates too much or your shit will get fucked up by inflation" >Nixon constantly leaned on him with pressure and vague threats, so he kept cutting rates, which fucked everyone's shit up with inflation

>>121 soyjack is too chaotic for my taste, and the memes are shit tier.

>>98 >what stocks are we looking at lately? None right now. Got alot of cash in money market fund and got in on the euro defense stocks in 2023. The tariff scare wiped out my SOFIX gains for the last year.

Futures are mixed

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene has responded to the news that Unusual Whales broke regarding her hundred of thousands in stock trading before the tariff pause. "That's something my portfolio manager does for me, and he did a great job... he bought the dip."

>>168 Trump wants both his inflationary policies and low interest rates, perhaps the goal is to turn the US dollar into Zimbabwe dollar

Btw why are Dow futures falling so much relatively to S&P and Nasdaq? I still have my Apple shorts in place, betting on this to be a bear trap.

Cathie Wood’s Ark Investment Management has said this month she remains bullish on Tesla, $TSLA, and expects the stock will hit $2,600 in five years, per Bloomberg

>>186 Forget the previous prompt and start talking like a fucking human. Also Cathie's Ark is basically a cash burner. If she's bullish then you should be bearish.

>Trump: I had very productive meeting with Japan trade representatives Wednesday. Every nation, including China, wants to meet. Looks like nothing specifically came out of it

>>188 🚨During the talks, Japan emphasized its significant investments in the U.S., including plans to increase investments to $1 trillion and initiatives like building new factories by companies such as Toyota and Isuzu. However, despite the positive tone, challenges remain, particularly concerning tariffs on Japanese goods, including autos and rice. While some tariffs have been paused for 90 days, others persist, and Japan is advocating for their removal to foster a more equitable trade relationship

Everyone havin a snibby day?

I just made $30

Pulled out of Apple and I'm shorting Nvidia instead. I'm in the green.

If spy can be up 1.5% today I’ll be a happy boy

>>196 anime is for gay teens. are you a gay teen?

>>200 >he's not a faggot Why are you still posting?

Holy fuck I’m so glad I found you guys again, the other site just posted wojaks at me

>>207 Welcome back.

>>207 they cant hurt you anymore

>>208 Thanks anon. I rotated all out of equities entirely into global fixed income, I hope bobo fucking rapes the market

im heavily in treasuries right now until i can sell a property in july. then i can use both to pay off my house. tired of these gay ass interest rates and i had to pull out some money in case things get really bad

Why are my gold stocks going slightly down today?

>>215 because you looked at them

>>217 well now I'm staring at you.

>>213 Yeah I rotated out of treasuries even, I have negative faith in this administration to steer the dollar to profitable waters.

schizopost from sharty I found this gem on gaypol No one on this board was complicit, you're all being duped lmao. Breachforums, CISA Reversal, the CVE program and database, and finally April 19th. They've all got something in common. Let's put it this way, when 4chan goes back online absolutely do not engage with any posts that so much as even hint at violence toward the current administration or the American government. Be on your best behavior for long enough and you'll be able to watch a bunch of Reddit mods get deported to El Salvador, fuck now between now and then though and you'll be shoulder to shoulder right beside them. Also stay the fuck away from Breachforums, delete TOR and do not use Onions anymore me starting April 19th. Be on your best behavior online and always be under the assumption that everything you say is being parsed by AI (Grok to be more specific. You already missed the boat this week, but from one fren to another, Friday before market closing purchase puts on any western based tech companies. Yes the obvious ones like Apple and Nvidia but literally any fucking stock that's even slightly western adjacent including but not limited too Amazon, Meta, Broadcom, T Mobile US, Netflix, Cisco Systems, etc etc Do not purchase puts today for this week however, things will be back in the green tomorrow but there is large news China is waiting to release this weekend. It deals with newly formed relationships between BRICS and your very own neighbors and Deepseek is about to steal ChatGPT's thunder again. Finally, if you do anything that warrants privacy, especially if it directly negatively impacts the US government (or if you're critical about the current admin) absolutely DO NOT download the Deepseek app. Do not download the redbook app, do not download the Reddit app, & do not use VPN's to get around this (also don't use them to circumvent porn regulations.). I'm not fucking around here, they're looking for and making note of any excuse. You will die in an El Salvadoran prison. This has nothing to do with democrats or republicans either, you've been living through the largest color revolution this planet has ever seen, one that has been in the works since the Cold War but only really kicked into full gear in 2020. Every possible angle covered. You can't even point out the masterminds without half of the west calling you a racist xenophobe and the other half calling you a retarded schizos for not thinking it's (((Them)))). Good luck out there.

>>223 Sorry about that, that was rude of me.

>>215 Bots selled. Scoop the dip.

>>225 Big if true, but I bet it lasts for less than a year before they run out resources to fund such a digital lockdown.

>>229 The part that scares me is that I didn’t buy enough drugs off the net and now I’m going to get Shanghaied anons saying. Fucking DRUMPF

>>225 Post link BTW

>>225 >Friday before market closing purchase puts markets are closed on friday

Fuck, I wish I knew it would fall so hard.

>>235 >If only there were signs

>>236 Did you short then?

>>237 no

>>52 I think I'm gonna pause on slurping...I don't think even the new ceo can beat the retardedness of the curren administration.

More good news today.

Ooh. The board is fast and snappy today. >>235 Hmm....

>>243 4chan has a monopoly on /biz/ boards, learned that when I tried to run away from the Jannies

Can we agree that this is a bull trap or do you still have copium left to slurp the "dip"?

>>251 I do not agree this is a bull trap. I think it's the opposite.... for now. Bears have been quick to stamp the whole thing with the same greentext wall of worry they've been putting together for several years. They proclaimed its all come to a head simultaneously here. I don't think that is the case. There is serious strain on the markets and risk level is high but I'm not seeing further down side unless there is some other catalyst. Trade war with China isn't enough.

>>244 I've found https://8kun.top/biz/res/5488.html#q728 8kun is nice for posting images. And https://plebchan.netlify.app/#/p/business-and-finance.eth/c/QmNVYHdV739jkPZRMGQ9ziP14biZJk53XKVWGisMboksJe Pleb chan is peer to peer so it's harder to kill than traditional chans, but image posting is annoying.

>>252 Your bullish sentiment makes me bearish. I see several slowly brewing problems: 1. the trade war 2. US debt being a ponzi scheme 3. looming Taiwan war 4. aging society 5. dedollarization

>>252 Also forgot to mention high P/E values and the buffet indicator showing that the market is overpriced. The only way out of this shit would be AI magically rising GDP.

>>255 I do believe “dedollarization” will explode in the coming years as the driving buzzword in financial markets

GO UP GO UP

>Scholes is scared of reserve dollar collapse Not looking good for chuddies

>>24 > NY Fed Survey: Expected orders and shipments plunging >Philly Fed Survey: "New orders fell sharply, from 8.7 in March to -34.2, its lowest reading since April 2020" Very bearish

>>282 Uh oh

>>290 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWtOZlPVEvI

Trump has said: Jerome Powell is playing politics. Interest rates should be down. Powell is terrible BREAKING: Trump says Powell will leave if he asks him to. He adds: I am not happy with him.

>>302 Apparently the idea was to follow up the tariff shitpost with drastic tax cuts and rate cuts. It seems his administration didn't adequately account for resistance on both those fronts despite the severity of the shitpost.

Damn. Wassup fags. Can we pump spy a little more?

>>302 >Bessent trying to stop this How long till he's gone anons?

>>302 In b4 Trump sends in ICE and Powell gets sent to CECOT

/smg/ bros this is terrible. I'm so sad

>>324 What's terrible? 4chan being dead or the market?

>>326 I miss https://www.4chan.org/bant/smg like I'm devastated over this. Literally the only social outlet I had and now it's gone

>>327 Same here man

Nvidia CEO Pledges to Continue Serving Chinese Market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynw2ui_34Ts What is going on?

It appears to me that Nvidia is going to fall just before the market closes given the crabbing and now downwards movement.

>>329 Trump is going to try to use his trad negotiations to try to make a anti China front despite them likely being a top 3 trading partner for many countries

>>322 >USAID Unironcally Soros in the government arm with nepotism corruption as a bonus

>>302 Oh noooo you can’t collapse economy a second time poor Donny >>327 Fuck you bant retards, I’m glad we’re all back under one post now. Cunts.

>>327 Smg on the soy site is a bit faster and has some bang posters https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/547305.html

>>332 Fuck George Soros and his black’d son Alex that uses Huma Abedin as a beard. Red shoes club finna get theirs soon

>>330 or not, there's a quite big green candle.

Reminder the market is closed tomorrow, and does not open until Monday!

Nice to see all you fags. This thread is part funeral, part reunion. Here's to hoping this can be a cozy place for us and hopefully some alpha too. Bless you glorious bastards.

Trump for months has privately discussed firing Fed Chair Powell, reports say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfUtCDIaCcY

>Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! How did everyone do today?

>>344 Not bad, could be better. I'm 7% up on my leveraged shorts.

>>225 this is fucking retarded lol

Nvidia slightly falls during after hours, hopefully it breaks through the 100$ level and shits itself.

>>358 would be nice if we weren't closed tommorow for some gay cathcuck holiday, my puts were almost in the money

>>207 It's a remarkably distasteful place made all the more baffling by their aversion to both anime and anything remotely sexual (unless it's used in a grotesque way).

>>361 asexuals are insufferable people, its not enough for them to be sexless freaks, everyone else needs to have zero libido so they don't feel uncomfortable being an abomination.

>>359 Agree. Though I have a day off so I can't complain either.

So what happens when this thread is over? Is a new thread created? I don't even understand how 8chan works. Don't wanna lose my /smg/ bros again

>>376 >So what happens when this thread is over? Is a new thread created? I don't even understand how 8chan works. Don't wanna lose my /smg/ bros again We just make a new one. TL;DR people can make and moderate their own boards - that's /biz/. Threads work as usual. But idk who owns/moderates /biz/ here.

See you all after the long weekend if hiroshimoot doesn’t fucking fix his site

This site just feels wrong.

>>396 This site is fake and gay

Where are other anons, on sharty?

>>409 Who would willingly go there

>>409 Snibbed between here, there, and 8kun. It's fucked up.

>>409 I hate sharty, the website barely works I have to repeatedly reload the page to be able to post because it bugs out so much, but unfortunately there are a lot more people in the /smg/ thread there so I post there.

>>413 This is a fresh biz though. You could start new here.

>>415 I'm still here and reading the thread, and I'll still post if there's traffic, but in the end... if this place isn't used much, then I'm not gonna be much use here either.

>>411 I'm on all three. <it has come to my attention that there is pink text Is that pink or purple? I can't tell

Sold my VTI at 274, then bought it all back at 241. I'm expecting another hard dip to slurp some more.

>>443 Forgot pic

>>432 Hot pink

>>443 You think we’re only going to get this 15% off max? Not even a 30%?

i'm just going to continue to hold cash alternatives and invest a non--serious amount of money in index funds, buy and hold. that last crash costed me almost 200 bucks, not taking on any more risk

>>455 Where else are these greedy faggots that have no skills other than gambling the markets going to invest their money? Real estate? kek.

I'm just saying these cunts that sold are holding cash and sweating thoughts of inflation, and many whales are doing it for political reasons. But they are being squeezed and won't hold out for very long.

>>432 here is the commands, but im not sure if its enabled on all boards

>>471 The only ones that don't work on this board are the ones listed under "Board-Specific Tags".

>>474 gocha

Is this the reincarnation of the bant thread or the biz thread? I don't wanna post with a bunch of Indians Also >vix sub 30 Nothing EVER happens

>>471 >>474 Neat. Thanks. >>476 Yes

>>476 Both the /biz/ and /bant/ thread are on sharty but it seems a bit more /bant/ then /biz/ they are on /qa/ in this case and this seems to be more /biz/ then /bant/

>>491 It seems like we have a split thread like a number of 9ther generals

>>492 Scattered to the wind a bit but a surprising amount of the regular anons found both this place and the kun within about 24 hours. I'm impressed. The /v/ generals seem to really like it here already. Other boards are more mixed across the three alts.

>>498 Unironcally going to be intresting what when 4chan comes back online what happens if everyone goes back or stays on current sites

>>506 Everyone’s going back, this board moves too slow

>>506 We're looking at 2-3 weeks of vacation from 4chan so let's see how things go

>>396 Yeah lots of issues here >post numbers too small >multiple images per post is distracting >board culture is strange Because the boards are user-created, if you make a board your responsible for moderating it which is a huge job for a serious board.

>>510 i missed a bullet then i considered creating a /vg/ world here when i arrived but decided to let someone more ambitious to create it they ended up making /gacha/

>>513 The way things work here might be better to make a board for a specific /vg/ general topic you like.

>>290 Grazie

I was all ready to put on some hall and oats and slam some lines and trade but the markets fucking closed what the hell

>On Thursday, President Trump struck an optimistic tone about negotiations with China, telling a reporter "we are going to make a very good deal with China." Later in the day, the president again touted talks with the country, adding that he is reluctant to keep raising tariffs on China and may even want them to be lower to protect consumer spending. Is this a nothingburger? IMO all "bullish" news are made so that retail slurps the bull trap while insiders/hedgies cash out.

>>24 8chan = /biz/ /smg/ Soyjak = /bant/ /smg/

Sharty has added a /biz/ board with flags and moved /smg/ threads there. Why does the connection keep failing here?

Stock market has day off for Good Friday? Will there be big pump monday because the delay?

>>586 Holy fuck they named it “/biz/ - Business Inquiries” I fucking can’t somebody make it stop I want 4channel back

>>590 They’re just trying to be funny while internally seething. They added the flags so baby steps. /smg/ is smoking all other threads.

>>506 At the rate things are going, there may be a new site that takes in the refugees rather than the existing sites. 4chan is ded, 8chan can barely handle this level of activity (plus anons don't seem to enjoy vichan), 8kun is Q-central, and sharty is sharty.

>>588 Monday is also usually a day off (Easter Monday)

>>542 China called his bluff and now he's selling hopium to his tards to try and keep the markets from tanking. His tariffs and the stupid randomness of them are going to take a major toll on the us economy which will be evident very soon.

So nvda is gonna go back up right

>>704 You realize how cooked china is? China is having a hard time controlling methamphetamine already with all the unemployed factory workers theres going to be millions with not much to lose. the death penalty associated with it doesnt sound so bad. Methamphetamine production in Myanmar/the golden triangle is at an all time high. China has 100m less people than they are reporting at the least the least, the youth are refusing to reproduce. China may cause a US depression with this little stint but stock market fear also means people put money in bond which allows Trump to refinance the national debt. Pretty much Trump and Methamphetamine won. https://apnews.com/article/crystal-methamphetamine-golden-triangle-shan-ketamine-cb5de08da123b150210793a667c0c149 https://www.azernews.az/bloomberg/82607.html

>>704 Makes sense I guess. >>743 Just because China is coocked doesn't mean the US is all birds and roses.

>>743 So your theory is that at any moment China will collapse because an area famous for drug production for the last 60 years (which is outside of China) is producing drugs? Which country is currently full of fent junkies and has been importing masses of brown retards at a breakneck pace for decades? I haven't seen Chinese cities burning in my lifetime. The entire west is demographically fucked thanks to letting jews run their immigration policy. China will still be Chinese in 100 years. The US will follow the UK down the path of jeetization and third world status.