Why does the lass keep coming home at around 2am every single night? Hmmst.

>>314389 I don't know but if we work together then we can find out

>>314331 not just kicking it whilst it is on the ground

horrible posts tonight

I'm seeing peace memes on twitter now Has the Ukraine conflict come to an end or something? I can't believe it tbh

>>314389 she was probably cleaning off a ruined shirt at her wagecuck job lad

>>314400 It makes sense she may have changed her job to a nightshift.

>>314400 fucking hell that webm surely get his eye under the tap straight away? wash the stuff out

think I'm going to turn in snight lads

>>314400 fellatio?

>>314405 huh?

>sleep schedule is fucked >keep trying to stay awake as long as possible so i can pull an all nighter one day >even if i go to bed at 6am i will automatically wake up at 1pm and unable to sleep in

these graphics cards are getting ridiculous

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Can literally see my blonde milf neighbour showering every single morning. Feels good to see a naked woman for once. Exhilarating. Must shower now, my willy is covered in coom!

Better than porn, if I may say so.

Find it odd seeing photos from the 1800s and sometimes people have their arms/hand over each other, seems like more of a modern thing. Hmm.

>>314412 snap a pic for the lads

>>314415 Might do. Might get too busy wanking though.

Sex.

Back to work https://youtu.be/q_hInzyYN3o

First coffee in months. Been awake nearly 24 hours. I feel like I can take on the whole world.

>>314418 choon that >>314419 based luv that high point where all the tiredness disappears tbh

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