>>320397 but that's factually incorrect

https://youtu.be/y5-3bg4mzJQ man that's soulless

imagine having a sleepover with a girl that loves you and it happens every night. lads don't know how good it can get and neither do i (or any of you) also i've had enough of posting good music here only to see other zoomer retards post goomer songs from world of empire 7 or whatever the fuck and get better feedback than me for posting proper real shit fr fr. this is my last good music post https://cubeunderlord.bandcamp.com/track/cherry

https://twitter.com/dansoncj/status/1583663702896967680?s=46&t=umRC4HXDDmFGe5R9sMapGg KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK the video is even worse, straight up being purged out, xi is cold as ice

>>320399 Yeah I wrote the opposite of what I meant smh, niggas need to eat *shakes head so fast I take off like a helicopter ultimately snapping my neck 5,000 km above the Irish Sea and plummeting into my watery grave* They aren't particularly fertile but can still get pregnant, their hormones and that make them horny as fuck though. Their bulging sensitive tits make me horny for their pucci meats too Off to have a bowl of pucci meat tbh, my shits fucked up (not literally, DOrshit)

>>320406 *kills you*

fresh content https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy_rX1P_KII

>>320409 here you are champ

>>320410 thank you lad, have this auld mene

>>320409 you're just an incel, one of the crowd

>>320389 there's a qt girl that keeps smiling every time she walks past me, should I talk to her? she's a couple inches taller than me but she must not care, otherwise she wouldn't be doing that. maybe she's a lankfemletcel, the lanklet chads ignore her because they're swooped up by petite lasses and the manlets are too intimidated to even try. maybe when she walks past me she's thinking "oh it's that cute manlet again, maybe he will notice me if I look at him and smile" I don't feel at all ready for a gf and I don't see how it would work with my current lifestyle and I can't really be assed to plan out dates and all of that but part of me wants to get a gf mainly to brag about it on here because so many lads are so very incel and I want to be the contrarian. plus I guess it would probably be good for me >>320397 >>320406 >They're most fertile just before and just after women are ONLY fertile during ovulation, which is about 5 days after the period concludes. sperm can survive for about a week in the vagina, so it is only possible to get a woman pregnant if you ejaculate inside her vagina from day 5-18 according to this chart. of course in real life there are things that make periods irregular so it's not 100% exactly like this, but it's supposed to be approximately like this

>>320413 >and I can't really be assed

spic just get your legs stretched first and you'll be fine.

>>320413 >>320413 I had sex with 3 different women in 2019. I know what receiving a blowjob feels like, this is hidden knowledge, that most lads on the board don't know. It wasn't all that.

>>320416 blowjobs are disgusting

>>320418 Did u have one?

*returns without meats because din dins is an hour away*

This could be dorsit if he didn't wank

actually day 4-18. basically 2 weeks after the period ends you get 2 weeks of responsibility-free coom inside >>320414 >>320417 "arse" sounds horrible, I can't do it. I could call a donkey an arse, but I could never refer to a buttocks in that manner, or even say "I can't be arsed" >>320415 I think I'm probably gonna do it but I need the money first, or at least enough income that I could get a loan >>320416 >in 2019 why couldn't you replicate the success? also usually people say bj depends on how good the girl is at it

>>320421 imagine rubbing his smooth bald head, i think it would be warm

*gets excited* yes! i like constructing things! solving puzzles! i dress like a teenager from 1991! this was why they diagnosed my mum with aspergers

spic/existing as per

>>320425 >>320427 I'm not a fag

people on /pol/ are fucking brain dead

Looking forward to the Spic self crippling arc.

>>320430 what are they saying? in my view /pol/ ceased to exist upon the pulling of the plug on 8ch.net. I assume you're talking about 4chan, but that's not really "/pol/", it's morelike 'politics-themed /b/' in the sense that /int/ boards are '/b/ with flags'. 8chan /pol/ was actually a force to be reckoned with, especially before the twitter/youtube censorship kicked up

>>320432 some lad summarised how American war making differs from Russian by summarising how the Americans operated in Iraq/Afghanistan and these mongs are replying to it thinking that he was talking about Russia because they have no reading comprehension It's full of trannies now, miss 8chan /pol/ there are no good /pol/ boards anywhere to my knowledge

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