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/r9k/ /SSG/ - Secret Santa General Embassy Anonymous 12/14/2024 (Sat) 05:17:04 No. 3778
Round Two Edition >How does it work? People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want. ------------------- =[FAQ:]= READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS ------------------- >Does my address get shown? Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want. >How will I know if something has been bought for me? Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased. >Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient? Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may. >Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return! This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others. >Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us! And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all. >How often should I post my list? Once a day or thread depending on the speed of the general >Can I post multiple lists? No. Only 1. >The threads are too early! SS 2024: Nov 20 SS 2023: Nov 23 SS 2022: Nov 23 SS 2021: Nov 24 SS 2020: Nov 21 SS 2019: Nov 23 SS 2018: Nov 22 SS 2017: Nov 26 Shut the fuck up you gangrenous cunts >I am a Woman/Faggot/Tranny GTFO to /soc/ >But I want stuff!!!! I'm a human too! GTFO to /soc/ it's Christmas every week for you useless holes LORE DUMP: r9k's /SSG/ was a thread where robots came together to hang out and post and gift each other's Amazon wishlists in the festive spirit. This has been a 7-year tradition that sadly has now been forced to stop since 4chan jannies hate Christmas and now consider posting an Amazon link in the name of spreading Christmas cheer, begging.
>>4676 i dont have any potatoes rip, will see if i can get some tomorrow
>>4666 yaaauuyy orange slices
>>4677 I usually eat the Idahoan box flake kind, but occasionally I have the actual potatoes that you wash, peel, cook, etc.
>>4680 i enjoy cooking so im gonna do all that haha might as well for a christmas dinner
Keep postin in the /r9k/ festive threads too, it might help lead some more robots here
>>4681 >i enjoy cooking so im gonna do all that haha It's a good thing to do. >might as well for a christmas dinner And probably a healthier meal compared to the box flakes I eat if I had to guess. >>4682 I'm wondering if the mods will consider an archive link the same as an Amazon link. If so, that is sad.
>>4666 Based of you anon.
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I've read that unheated honey contains "enzymes" (or something enzyme-like) in the form of carbohydrate structures, which can disassemble pretty much anything you eat; even bones. They're allegedly destroyed above 100°F with some damage occurring at temperatures as low as 93°F. Bees flap their wings to cool down their honey and hives when it gets too hot, and what I've read is that they tend to cool them down to 93°F or less. I've also read that eating unheated honey accelerates healing. I'm very distrustful of "established" science, particularly when it comes to health, but in spite of that I decided to briefly look for answers to questions I had about these claims. The mainstream view is that the only true enzymes in unheated honey are serine proteases, which take apart proteins, but honey's serine proteases are much less active than something like the cysteine proteases in pineapples and kiwifruit. They say carbohydrate structures which act like enzymes don't exist; however, they say there are glycoproteins and enzyme cofactors in unheated honey that can enhance the activity of enzymes in their vicinity. This could be the key to it all. You and your microbes produce tons of enzymes in your digestive tract (and elsewhere), which may have their activity enhanced by the glycoproteins and enzyme cofactors. It's also worth mentioning that raw foods contain digestive enzymes, as they haven't been destroyed by heat. Raw foods digest better than cooked foods except in the case of plants, but unheated honey may even be able to enhance raw plant digestion. Glycoproteins and enzymes can both be fragile enough to be destroyed at relatively low temperatures like 100°F too. This explanation also fits into the idea that eating unheated honey accelerates healing. Enzymes are one of a few ways that your body can dissolve dead cells before replacing them with new cells. Through improved digestion, you also get more nutrients for creating and maintaining cells. For now, these glycoproteins and enzyme cofactors are my accepted explanation for the claims at the top of this post.
>>4685 >honey anon is back at it haha nice
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Only FOUR days left till Christmas! What's your ratio looking like this year, anons? I'm at 4 gifts given and 3 gifts received; much different to previous years. I'm glad I had a bit of money to gift anons this time around.
>>4687 i got 1 gift and sent 1 gift its hard to find people who havent gotten anything yet
>>4687 2 given, 3 received. Mine is a better ratio than last year too, I couldn't do anything last year and felt bad about it. Next year, no matter where we are and if I found a better job, I will outdo my received and do more given
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>>4687 I bought a gift and that's all, I would be lying if I said I don't want something back, but I am glad to gift just the way someone did to me all of those years ago.
>>4660 Not that anon but merry Christmas anon
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>>4662 Not that anon but Merry CHristmas giftlet
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>>4687 14 given 6 recieved. usually i give more but with the whole fiasco this year i didnt do as much as i usually do
>>4692 >>4693 B-b-b-based!
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i gifted 7 anons.i only got gifted by NYgod himself. i barely had 5 items on my list so i wasnt looking for a haul. but those nigger faggots on r9k ruined my plans to host a contest
Merry Xmas fellas!!! Eat well end drink good in these days! https://www.amazon.it/hz/wishlist/ls/1VZKI42QAUIB4?ref_=wl_share
fellas... after having my guts blown out... i have come down with a Christmas cold... man fuck my dog ass immune system
>>4699 ya gotta be careful around this time, my mom had visitors and like within hours she was sick from them, i always put hand sanitizer in my car and wash my hands after touching shit randoms have touched
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>>4687 I gifted 4, received 1 (I don't think my bot has arrived yet btw) but my list is mostly items above $30 so the actual price dif between given/received is prob close to even for me. I'm just glad we managed to save SSG in general this year with the bullshittery the tranny janny put us through earlier this month There's still kino to be seen and cozy to be had!
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Well it's been a week since I last posted this, and since the thread has been more active lately, I'll post my link again: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3BW1AMYJN7GN9?ref_=wl_share I guess it doesn't really matter, but for the hell of it, just to show I'm still present I guess. I was really looking forward to this year's SSG, but it ended up getting cancelled by trannies. What a fucking travesty. But I can't really say I'm surprised. Disgusted, for sure, but not surprised, seeing how the whole Internet has gone to shit. Here's to hoping next year things will be better. Here's to hoping all sex pests end themselves. Here's to hoping 41% becomes 100%. Keep fighting, brothers, hold back the night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbM The big day is almost here - merry Christmas bros!
Stopped at a gas station, saw a guy park his car, immediately yell out to a woman asking her name, flirted with her even though she said she had a bf, minutes later they were holding hands, and he's definitely gonna smash
>>4687 got 4, gifted 4 I think money wise I gave more than what I got back but it doesn't matter much
tomorrow i'll gift some anons something it's le sleep time now
>>4707 blackpill of the week
>>4709 Have a good night anon. Sleep well.
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>>4707 i must destroy white race, no coping ngl.
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R9K/SSG/'s KINOPLEX PRESENTS; King of the Hill Christmas (The one where Bill troons out) Room will open at 6:30pm EST And Film will begin at 7:00pm EST Don't be late! You will have to create an account and use chrome to watch the stream, and if that doesn't work you will have to download the app. >inb4 muh malware Sucks to suck I guess See you all soon 🙂 https://s.kast.live/g/d49qiqgvuus
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>>4693 Wtf, thank you anon and Merry Christmas. I'll post a pic when it arrives.
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Ohh... Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me!
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Have to make another 12+ hour drive to go visit family tomorrow. Please send prayers and/or energy drinks. Western sandveld lizard (Nucras tessellata) https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/36XUVGFKERA2G


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