Venom is inextricably tied to spider-man. Trying to make a movie without him is stupid.

Is it still pg 13 no blood showing allowed?

Meh. It's been 25 years. But I rather read the murder laden comics again. >>12782 Ted Levine. If not him, Walton Goggins.

>>12779 >negative reception What? It was among the best grossing movies worldwide in 2018, making close to 1 billion. Critics shit on it, but normalfags like the cheese, edge, wacky stuff like the kissing scene. It was among the most polarizing titles on Rotten Tomatoes, where critics rating was around 30%, while audience at 80%

>>12789 A lot of people wanted it to be an R and have Spider-man somewhere within it.

>>12785 >"Good evening, Venom." Not going to lie, I kind of like that Eddie gave up all pretenses of trying to hide his dark passenger, at least with Mrs. Chen. The first Venom was good... for Sony. It was very much like the original Spider-Man movies and Fox's X-men. It lacked a certain something that the MCU had (before Kevin Faggy decided he wanted to run his tongue up Cheese Larson's flat ass). I went in with my expectations dialed to zero and enjoyed the flick for the lazy-ass retelling that it was. But, at the end of the day, there's a problem with it that is insurmountable, which is: >>12786 >Venom is inextricably tied to spider-man. Trying to make a movie without him is stupid. This. So much this. Venom should have been spin-off movie to a Spider-Man movie. Spider-Man gets his suit, find out it's alive, Eddie gets fucked, they both go after Tom Holland or whatever, and in the end they realize that some greater threat means working together and Eddie moves to San Francisco and most of the actual Venom movie moves on from there. They are on their own (as Spider-Man is in New York) and deal with the race-swapped Carlton Drake and Riot on their own. THEN this movie. It's a shame, really.

>>12789 We call the symbiote a "he" for the most part, but in actual fact, Venom is really just an intelligent asexual slime. We might as well call it a "she." While it's not some developed fetish of mine yet I've often thought about what a goldmine Eddie found himself. >super powers, strength, agility >no one likely to fuck with you >no need to wear clothes >the symbiote laying across your skin >it loves you, you love it >you have a bond closer than a couple married for 75 years >you have urges >the symbiote senses them and reforms itself accordingly >Eddie resists at first, but then he thinks "We already share my body intimately. Why not take that next step?" >the symbiote, still connected, oozes off parts of Eddie to recline on the couch >it takes the form of a black and white Pamela Anderson circa 1986 only with natural breasts ... I'll be right back.

>>12796 As much as I wish for more She-Venom in film, this is a product of Sony, so anything lewd is out of the picture. Eddie and Anne each having a separate symbiote would give a variety of H ideas, but that would be an exclusive to fan works, if there are any.

>>12806 At least Seth Macfarlane knows what the people want.

>>12812 This is some deviantart tier booger fetish art.

>>12815 Yes. Yes it is.

>>12796 For their sake I hope they don't try to go for a transsymbiote. >>12812 Meh. That one episode from that one Star Trek series had the sexy Vulcan chick going through her heat. They had to lock her in a security chamber, so she couldn't try to snu snu one of her male crew mates or the captain. She was aggressive and sweaty while in her underwear. Then she started throwing and grinding on the walls. And... and her titty balls were poking through her tight, low cut shirt. It was a helluva lot better than that... Flubber fucking? >>12812

>>12806 > Eddie and Anne each having a separate symbiote would give a variety of H ideas, but that would be an exclusive to fan works, if there are any. What about Scream?

>>12820 >That one episode from that one Star Trek series had the sexy Vulcan chick going through her heat. <painfully hot Vulcaness who showed partial nudity and was a nudge towards North Americans finally getting nudity in primetime Remember what they took from you

>>12820 >It was a helluva lot better than that... Flubber fucking? <implying Yaphit wasn't filling her womb and anus to capacity and massaging them with his malleable essence Based Norm MacDonald.

>>12820 >For their sake I hope they don't try to go for a transsymbiote. For OUR sake. But yes, they'd lose all hope of making money if that occurred. Also all hope of breathing if we could catch them.

That poster is a ripoff

>>12922 That's quite an amazing stretch there.

>>12820 >For their sake I hope they don't try to go for a transsymbiote. I think that would be hilarious. It would turn Eddie Brock's origin story into Peter collaterally shitting on his life so hard that he becomes a metaphorical tranny and goes full "It's US!" mode.

>>12833 They took a lot. Though, the most memorable things are still engrained in my mind. >>12834 > filling her womb and anus to capacity and massaging them with his malleable essence If they made Venom an R-rated movie, no doubt they would have implied that the symbiote does this to their host. Because symbiote-type alien organisms have "Kinky" written all over them. >>12835 They've got nothing else to lose by being more woke. Captain Marvel 2 is going to put straight men in their place. So why not make Carnage or Venom transgender? >>12946 Eddie Brock goes full-on Ray Finkle and starts stalking Peter. He goes around committing all the other murders. But he wants Peter to be a specific number because of what he did to they.

>>12820 >For their sake I hope they don't try to go for a transsymbiote. The symbiote is an asexual blob. If they try to go that direction, the Aces will lose their collective fucking minds once I point it out to them >>12987 >They've got nothing else to lose by being more woke. They've got everything to lose. They just don't seem to care, anymore. >Captain Marvel 2 is going to put straight men in their place No more than the original one did. Or The Birds of Prey and the Cunty Cunting of One Harley Qunt. These stupid shits STILL think Twitter is the real world. >So why not make Carnage or Venom transgender? Do you mean the comics or the movies? Never mind, it doesn't work either way if Eddie is the host. They'd have to peel the symbiote off Eddie and give it to a tranny. They can't suddenly make Eddie trans in the comics because that would take a canon retcon that even the most cerulean of the bluehairs couldn't hope to pass off without one of their few successful comics dying. They can't make Eddie trans in the movies, because that would be the end of the normie money. Bay's miserable Transformers movies weren't blockbusters because of the fans, but because of the retards who feel they have to go to the movies once a week during the summer (Covid put paid to THAT shit, for a little while at least). Joe Lunchbox and his girlfriend, Ditzy McShithead love nothing more than to waste their money on mindless violence (which has its place, don't get me wrong) and if they want to make money on the sequel, the absolutely worst thing they could do is bring more identity politics into it. That is what is killing the MCU (fucking Kevin Faggy getting some of Cheese's flat ass and drinking the koolaid) and if Sony has even a micron of sense left, it'll leave it alone. IF. Meanwhile, you'd have a hard slog pushing Cletus as a tranny because, well, he's a psychopath expy of the Joker (see attached for how he originally looked) and implying that a trans person is in any way not mentally perfect will bring down the wrath of the shemales. In their perfect world, all the best heroes would be lgbtp like them, leaving us shitlords crying impotently to a God they think is make believe. And while Woody Harrelson has done drag before in a comedy, I have a hard time believing that he'd want to touch that particular hot potato-that-thinks-it's-an-apple.

>>13043 >The symbiote is an asexual blob. If they try to go that direction, the Aces will lose their collective fucking minds once I point it out to them With so many LGBT-U-V-W-X characters, including Captain America now. Making a fan favorite legends character a tranny is their only non-redundant option. And what better way to do that than to go by it in the most absurd way. DC literally has a gay fish. So why not up the ante with a sentient, transsexual extraterrestrial blob of bacteria? >These stupid shits STILL think Twitter is the real world Twitter was another internet mistake. Although, it was funny how the directors of Birds of Feminism and the Charlie's Angels remake blamed straight males for their movies bombing at the box office. Even with the latter being proclaimed as a movie "Not for straight males." But, these people are not very bright, even in the dimmest of light. That's why a majority of them still use Twitter. >Do you mean the comics or the movies? Never mind, it doesn't work either way. Eddie is the host. They'd have to peel the symbiote off Eddie and give it to a tranny Both, meaning Kasady. I always get the two characters mixed up. Same with Random and Bushwaker. But you're correct. Kasady being a tranny would rustle the jimmies of their trans demographic, which would be twice as entertaining. I'm surprised to hear that Woody Harrelson is even in this. I thought they'd get a young face from those shitty sitcoms or television dramas to cast as Carnage.

>>13074 Woody Harrelson in Anger Management. The non-passing trannies would either raise Hollywood to new degenerate heights or burn it to the ground.

>>13074 >DC literally has a gay fish. So why not up the ante with a sentient, transsexual extraterrestrial blob of bacteria? DC literally has a tranny street. A sentient street that is somehow a tranny. It's gonna be hard for anyone to one-up that. Also, this board has the worst BO/vols ever.

Now that I got the site looking back to normal after the latest maintenance screwed things around, I can post this. Still doesn't blow me away by any means.

>>12812 >Ugly middle aged negress I WANT NONE OF THAT

>>16189 >Still doesn't blow me away by any means. It's capeshit, do you honestly expect CGIwood to make a decent flick?

>>16196 Not since Avengers.

>>16189 >Shriek is a nig. Naturally. Holy fuck, are we ever going to get a break from this fucking bullshit? >Venom symbiote is going through some hormonal shit due to being "pregnant" Ungh. At least Carnage looks goo-- >"THAT is a RED ONE!" It's your fucking child, retard. Spank it. This is why the MCU did better overall than Sony's attempts. Not even the smallest amount of respect for the story that made the characters popular in the first place.

Didn't like the first movie, it was too retarded. I was hoping for the symbiotes to invade and eat everybody in Earth, since that would be more interesting. >>16212 >are we ever going to get a break from this fucking bullshit? Nope.

>>16220 I live with chronic depression. All through my live, the things that kept me going were dreams of a bigger world with heroes who fought villains and won. They'd have their setbacks but they'd keep fighting. Now, I have nearly nothing left. Every time I get a depressive episode, I try to find solace in the things I loved, but some psychopaths have managed to do the impossible: retroactively destroy them as badly as if they'd used a time machine to shoot the original creators. I'm in the middle of a depressive episode right this minute, and I can't find anything to ease the pain. So now I'm just this brain floating in sadness chemicals, forever voyaging and waiting for death. We've all been attacked by these people over and over and over again, and very few of them get punished. WHEN do we get to punish them?

No wonder Morbius has been silent for so long. They're bringing Venom & presumably Morbius into the MCU now.

More like Let There Be Garbage.

>>18198 Or Sony is taking Spider-Man out of the mcu.

>>18200 You know Disney won't let that happen.

>watch movie >Venom >no spider powers Are the kikes doing their best to make their own venom, so they don't need to pay any royalties?