>>269058 either that, or mary's cheating coverup story got way out of hand.

>>269058 >oh no I fucked my wife and got her pregnant I better concoct a virgin birth story to protect myself from the persecution of being a pedo that didn't exist at the time pants on head retarded. >>269059 why not lend credence to the virgin birth story as well while you're at it? of course she lied about having a secret lover under threat of being killed for adultery.

>>269059 >>269060 Wouldn't the doctors of the time know the difference between a virgin and non-virgin girl just be spreading her pussy and seeing if she had an intact hymen? Since, you know, this was the era of people marrying off their daughters or selling them as slaves, and it would be extremely important to verify that the girl being acquired is, indeed, a virgin instead of used goods.

>>269061 not even 2 centuries ago doctors didn't know to wash their hands before surgery. I know the historical illiteracy of americans is a running joke but this is just sad.

>>269062 Have you EVER heard of the Library of Alexandria? Prior to the fall of Rome, it was the storehouse of all of the world's knowledge, including all of the medical knowledge that the Egyptians had documented and theoretically rivaled the amount of knowledge that we only managed to regain after WWII.

>>269063 >theoretically

>>269064 And, you're calling me "historically illiterate". In case you didn't know, the Egyptians where the medical experts of the Ancient World, with science even beyond the stuff people credit Ancient China for pioneering. However, we don't know the exact extent of their abilities because much of their knowledge was lost when the Alexandria library fell into disrepair in conjunction with the fall of Rome, only to be put out of it's misery and reduced to rubble thanks to the Mudslime hordes. Because of this. much of the knowledge of the Ancient World is lost to time because Rome had the "brilliant" idea to centralize everything in said library, and never reproduced it. In fact, the only reason why much of the Ancient World's knowledge still exits today is because the early Christian monks in Ireland had the brilliant idea of copying and reproducing anything and everything they could get through grubby little paws on.

>>269063 >>269065 why are you bolding your text like a boomer that grew up on comic books?

>>269066 How new are you to this site?

>>269067 struck a nerve?

>>269068 No, just tired of you newfags who can't make a sound argument even if your life depended, so you resort to ad hominem attacks as your defense due to your completely inability to NOT by flamboyant faggots as the idea of lurking for 1000 years is completely alien to you.

>>269065 by all means continue flexing your vast historical knowledge with theories you learnt from ancient aliens next.

>>269010 FRIENDLY REMINDER >Every time someone calls Vivian a girl in the JP script the game corrects you, telling you it's a boy. (There's only one time this doesn't happen, see the last bulletin) >Every time Vivian's gender comes up, it's treated as a joke. The topic is never seriously delved upon outside of a gag >The game's most reliable narrator, Goombella, tells you it's a boy >On the character screen the game's description of Vivian blatantly tells you it's a boy that looks like a girl >There's a sidequest where a character named Goom Goom is looking for a girlfriend. If you try to pick Vivian as his girlfriend he tells you that's not a girl >The only time I can personally remember where the game's text uses BIG GIANT RED TEXT is when Beldam calls Vivian a man. >The only time I can personally remember where the game's text plays some sort of meta joke with the player is in the epilogue, where Goombella calls the Shadow Sirens "sisters" including Vivian, the game still manages sneak in a joke by putting a question mark in parenthesis right after it. Even in the damn epilogue they still made a subtle joke about it These are the ONLY times where Vivian's gender is ever brought up throughout the entire game. Reminder also that ALL OF THIS was removed in localization. Anyone using Vivian as any sort of positive trans representation has clearly never even peeped at the Paper Mario JP script where's it's not taken seriously at all.

>>269071 yeah and bridget used to be a boy, but

Judepedia changed its desktop design to match the oversimplified mobile version. This could be used to promote alternative platforms like Infogalactic.

>>269071 That would mean Vivian's trap as opposed to being trans as he's supposedly pushed as.

>>269074 Yeah. That's been the point since the beginning.

>>269069 only newfags use newfag :^)

>>269072 >and bridget used to be a boy, but And if I never play another Guilty Gear game past Xrd, then he always will be.

>>269077 I never get this line of reasoning. Playing past games doesn't magically make Daisuke not be a cuck.

>>269057 Nigger, youre noone to judge someone else's choices in life, specially when its anons just wanting to get neat stuff for their homes. Youre larping your way through adulthood, get that through your thick skull.

>>268543 >stop making fun of how criminally unfunny I am This is ACTUALLY funny.

>>269020 He's trying to argue that gnostic fanfics are canon.

>>269063 >it was the storehouse of all of the world's knowledge Indeed, no knowledge was known before or after that point. How wonderful it was.

>>269044 CCP is increasigly stopping the renew of contract of foreign companies,and they obviously have power enough to push this on the private companies

>>269061 Hymens can break through physical activity or not form at all really. Hymen testing only works if they checked before anything happened to see if it's there and what it looks like.

>>268543 >Though in fairness, one notorious dumbass here thinks "cunny" is a word used exclusively by trannies and legit pedophiles That's listanon. Is a joke. He' very dedicated to his merely pretending to be retarded act. I rarely ever see him break character. He's an real hero. >>268602 >It literally was until it got astroturfed into being a general loli meme. While it's true cunny was originally a /tv/ pedo meme, I don't think you're using the word "astroturfed" right. Cunny was adopted by lolicons very organically, with them even quickly permutating on it with further memes "uoh 😭", "chest and belly", and "mesugaki correction 💢". Also, the anon he's talking about didn't take issue with the term until after lolicons had adopted it.

>>269085 Before it was a /tv/ pedo meme cunny was and is still used by actual pedophiles to refer to a child's vagina. The term has been around a long time, so it's nice to see it finally being embraced by the "muh just fiction" group.

>>269086 It was used in general to refer to female genitally, just look at kingdom come: deliverance, or are you going to argue that the witches getting high in the forest were pedophiles?

>>269087 Well, we could always argue that no matter if what you say is right or not.

Or heres a possibility. You could all just not talk about child vaginas AT ALL.

So, is the bakery open? or the price of flour went too far because of the ucranian war?

>>269089 What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent little girls are horrible. I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all freaks. A little girl's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>269085 You know what they say about ironic shitposting and pretending to be retarded. Speaking of, it fits in with the theme of the NEW THREAD: >>769398 >>769398 >>769398 >>769398 >>769398 >>769398` Remember when Gamergate was namedropped in Rick & Morty's Vat Of Acid Episode as part of an angry mob that wanted to kill Morty for various reasons? I know someone made a webm of that moment.

>>269044 I'd say they had enough data to make a copy of everything Blizzard has. Also they are supposed to announce the english version of their MMO soon [thinking emoji]