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Social skills and befriending children IRL -- general thread Anonymous 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:31:30 No. 5948
Most of us are not actually having sex with children, but that doesn't mean we cannot have purely affectional relationships with them. So let's have a talk about this. I will start. I have had a lot of contact with children before the pandemic, it was truly a bliss (for the most part, children are actually 80% heaven but also 20% hell). Being with kids can really help you forget all bad things in life, no matter how you woke up feeling that day. But nowadays I've got some mixed feelings about the idea of befriending more children. Although I never did anything illegal or slightly sexual back then, I remember that whenever I was with them I kind of had this voice in my head saying "do it", and that troubled me a lot. I remember when once a loli was playing with her doll on the floor and her butt happened to be up, and since girls that age cannot stay still for a second, her buttocks would keep wiggling as I watched her move from place to place. And those couple of seconds were enough to change me for a moment, I just felt an urgent desire to have sex with her then and there, as if I could do that in front of everyone if needed. I had to leave the place, it was that bad. Because of situations like that I have lost a bit of the desire to be with children. I have always wanted to see them as something much more than fuckthings, but my sex drive has always been a pain in the ass.
it's normal to be friends with children. the neoliberals took that away from us. never forget.
>>5948 I've had moments like that before, I played with my cousin's neighbor and she sat on my lap, then she bent over, she downright placed her butt infront my face, I wasn't thinking about "UOOH CHILD EROTIC" but I was thinking "Huh... these are those moments that some messed up guy would die for and I'm experiencing it right now, weird"
How can I get 16 year olds to be my friend?
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>>7064 If Mr Rogers came out today in a vacuum everyone would call him a pedophile
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>>7314 fag
>>7314 god i wish that were me
>>7314 test levels: unbelievably low
>>7347 can you imagine a loli coming onto you and you're like "thank god im not one of those weirdos!"
>>7349 >Can you imagine a loli coming onto you happens all the time desu
>>7350 Yeah I imagine that a lot too
>>7351 if you work somewhere with lots of little girls it happens more often than you think unless they dont like you for whatever reason
>>7352 What jobs have you working with little girls that pay well have good benefits and don't require education skill or experience?
>>7353 >Don't require education, skill or experience I can't think of any job that requires all those things. However, you only need to have a masters in education to teach in an official school, so if you know something parents want their children to learn you can offer group and one-on-one lessons. Music and computers are good choices for this. You could also just babysit part time if you have unusual hours at your primary job, ideally for someone who already knows you. If you know how to swim, you could work at a pool. But realistically, no matter what you want to do or how legal it is you need money, basic social skills, and knowledge. That means you need an income, which for most people is job or at the very least ownership of some property you rent out; You need to have at least a little bit of charisma, and you don't need to be exceptionally attractive but you at least need to be properly groomed and have a decent reputation, and you need to be educated. Would you trust an uneducated, greasy and smelly goblin? What about a college graduate with an ironed shirt and clean shaven face with a bright smile and a glowing recommendation from someone in a position of authority? What do you think most people will choose? Nothing worth it is easy or cheap, anon. Work hard, its achievable.
>>7367 Correction: I can't think of any job that doesnt require at least one of those things
>>7367 I didn't graduate grade school, anon
>>7369 30000 IQ pedo play is pretending to be retarded enough to stay in grade school with the lg cuties forever.
>>7371 Kek. I'm not pretending tho I dropped out of 5th grade
>>7372 Not pretending would work even better, not as hard to keep up appearances. Only issue is you aren't smart enough to figure out the plan in advance, as your leaving school proves. You retard.
>>7373 Rude
>>7352 or just if you know little girls in general. if there are more than one and you're not a creep so they interact with you girls will compete for attention. three nieces and the oldest started crushing on me saying I was her boyfriend(she is kinda the black sheep so less attention from the rest of the family making her happier that I would play with her) now the other two say their in love with me.
>>7375 how old are they anon, did you took their vcards?
How do I get 16 yo friends?
>>7486 How do I get friends full stop
>>7375 8, 5 and 4. Father is absent so I think I just fill that role for the youngest. 5 competes with 8 for attention so I cant tell if she means it and would be another secret girlfriend or if she just misses father and wants to make 8 jealous. 8 would give it up if given the chance but no alone time
>>7700 meant for >>7376
>>5948 >Most of us are not actually >Most of us Best part of comment. :3
>>7746 owo
>>7746 hot
>>6300 Based
>>6028 They do this because humans are dumb animals, anon. You can't just keep things like potty training and throw out others because you don't get to fuck kids. Children are dumb, annoying little monsters. There's a reason why pedos are universally fucked up weirdo freaks, it's because they are uncivilized losers that never learnt proper morals. It's ok tho, because there is a spectrum to the uncivilized,you got based (ooga booga beat your skull Viking nigga) and icky weirdo, neckbeard, sexually perverted. >Epstein Not a pedo. At least not like you. All of the elite do fucked up stuff because they can. It's like Rome. Theirs is more of a prestigious cigar smoking luxury sorta perversion.
>>8329 This is weak bait. It's unfocused, overly long, and incoherent. Less is more, you would have more success with this by focusing more on the hot-button emotional topics. Direct insults fall flat, but calling children little monsters might have been good if you had committed to that idea more. I'd drop epstein and all the bluster about morals and the elite because fluff lessens your impact. Good luck in your future endeavors anon, but this was not a great attempt.
>>7314 Poopa!
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