>>5948 Sounds like you need to work on your urge control anon. It's a lot easier to be sexually pent up as a pedo because our sexuality is illegal, but you can try to relieve yourself in a variety of ways. Use your imagination like ye olden days, or learn how to encrypt stuff in a deniable way and make a special drive for "urge control resources". If you can relieve yourself an appropriate amount, you'll find it's much easier to be around children without having that pressing urge. I'd recommend starting at once every few days or 3 times a week, and before you meet children if you can manage it. Letting yourself be too horny can be dangerous, because we are programmed to put sexual needs over safety needs, so if it goes too far you WILL think with your dick and I don't think I need to tell you the horrors that await a pedophile who has been caught. Death is a preferable alternative to what they do to you. Personally, relieving myself works just fine, and I can interact with children like my normal happy self without having a pressing need to do anything like you describe. I used to have that little voice too, btw, when I was repressed and sexually frustrated. We can't link or post it here but it's not terribly hard to find if you are competent at using technology.

>>5948 You seem really based.

>>5949 Yes, I have tried that in 2019 and it helped quite a bit. But that's only effective when I do it at least some 3 hours before I see the child. And there is also the problem that sometimes I can be caught off-guard in a place where masturbation would not be appropriate, then I'm lost. I never had any problem with a lack of masturbation in general. As a matter of fact I have built a YouTube playlist with a lot of stuff in it, I've been doing this for more or less 5 years now fuck Susan for deleting my favorite videos. I don't really know what the source of the problem with this weird sex drive of mine, it's not a lack of masturbation, it's probably something else, but I have no idea what it may be. >we are programmed to put sexual needs over safety needs Exactly. And this fact boggles my mind a lot. Why on earth is the stupid part of our brain more forceful than the most rational one? That's a curse on humanity. >Death is a preferable alternative to what they do to you. I would not be so dramatic. I still think most people who go to prison -- at least in my country -- get used to it eventually and do just fine at the end, although there are some guys who may get very unlucky there. Besides, and this is just a thought, I don't think I would be reported if something happened. BUT, of course, I agree that touching a child would be a very stupid thing for me to do, absolutely no denial there, I'm still a think-before-you-act guy. I appreciate your post. Good to know that you have overcome your sexual repression, I know that thing sucks. >>5950 Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

>>5965 >the consequences i have a good time, the child has a good time, and whatever government is in place at the time ruins my life (and the childs through putting them in the perpetual victim cycle) for political good boy points? yeah, the artificially made consequences sound really bad

Imagine standing within 100 feet of a child and not immediately being reminded that humanity is doomed and all children today will grow up to inhabit an apocalyptic wasteland.

>>5971 >Imagine standing within 100 feet of a child those restraining orders really are a downer

>>5969 I think that, if you are smart, you kind of can have sex with children and get away with it, and you don't even have to be rich/influential. Again, this is just a thought. But if you are sly and resourceful enough, the chances of things going wrong are severely lowered. I have read a news recently about a guy who had sex with over 100 children in third world countries in Asia (in a period of over 10 fucking years), and he was only caught because the dumb fuck's ego got pumped up and the guy decided to record the thing and post it on the internet. Do people get caught for having sex with children? Yes, but if you look at the cases you'll notice that the guys were stupid as hell and did virtually nothing to hide their traces. Feds in general are stupid, they are only good for wearing The Punisher hats while catching low-IQ criminals who don't know any better. That's what they have been trained for at the end of the day, to catch stupid people in the streets. Even when dealing with smart people, their plan is not to take action but to wait, sometimes for years, until the suspect relaxes and commits a slip. If you do the bare minimum, the chances of the system catching you are dim. So, there is a thought for you guys. >>5971 Oh, they'll be fine. Technological inovation is booming right now, and it gets exponentially better each decade, the kids will find a way to solve their problems.

>>5978 "Kids" aren't stupid. If anything they're annoyed all the hot pedos (not you, fatty) are in hiding now and are too scared to help a young slut have some fun.

>>5965 I wasn't talking about prison, they chemically castrate you. the common side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, and they destroy your bone density. You become brittle, frail, sickly, and prone to cancer and you basically live in constant pain as you die a slow agonizing death. They did this to Turing when they found out he was a homosexual, and he killed himself rather than continue facing it. That's what I am talking about rather than prison. Sounds like you have a higher-than-average sex drive, which is a little unfortunate. Adult human males are among the horniest creatures on earth (which I wouldn't say is a bad thing). Our instinct is to create offspring rather than live a long life, which is also why we have a drive to protect the tribe and young children at the expense of our lives (though its stronger in some than in others). You could try to escalate your material into the more ~special~ variety, which isn't so hard if you know what you are doing. I wish I could give you more help, but the best I can do is say that nature is sociopathic. As for your deleted youtube videos, look into youtube-dl. It's a tool you can use to download an offline copy of videos on youtube and some other platforms.

>>5979 I don't think >>5978 is saying that kids are stupid. I don't see that, at least. Overall, it's pretty easy to get away with any crime. Law Enfarcement will always be undermanned and limited in how many people they can go after, much less catch. It costs a lot of time and money to catch a smart criminal, and to prosecute them. LE, especially feds, are not going in to work thinking about cleaning up the streets. It's just a job, and at most you have the odd autist who gets shut down or the zealous agent looking to advance their career. They have quotas to meet for tickets and arrests, and what gets them towards a promotion is quantity and not quality. The only exception is high profile, active threat cases like the unabomber. Even if it's not perfect or ideal, if your trail is stone cold and you would be a pain in the ass to pursue and prosecute, nobody will give a shit because what they get paid to do is lock up retards. Don't tell anybody you are a pedophile, encrypt your special drives deniably, don't post PID anywhere, create situations where evidence isn't created or is destroyed, and if you have to tell people keep your circle extremely small and be as autistic as you can be about who gets to be in it. That's all you have to do, it's not that hard.

>>5981 >As for your deleted youtube videos, look into youtube-dl. It's a tool you can use to download an offline copy of videos on youtube and some other platforms. Sadly doesn't seem to work when it has been deleted for violating the terms of service

>>5984 Yeah, it's more of a future solution than a fix for what already happened. If you have a lot of material, I would recommend getting a computer just for storing things with fail-proofing and deniable encryption. Most 1st world jurisdictions can force you to cough up the password if they can prove you encrypted it, so I would generally recommend a headerless LUKS strategy with a keyfile, with the header and the keyfile stored on a seperate drive. All you would need to do is destroy the header file and it would be impossible to prove that the drive is encrypted or even encrypt it. Another security recommendation is to disable command history on any device that opens these drives and securely erase any existing command history. As a general note, there are magnetic tape drives that are absolutely fantastic for backups. I've never used them, but they have HUGE capacities (but can only be read in order iirc). I also don't know if you can encrypt them, but they are absolutely great for offline backups of huge amounts of data. Way cheaper than just a standard HDD too.

>>5978 fuck off Epstein

>>5986 Epstein was a hag lover any way. The girls he fugged were only pedo by normalfag standards

>>5986 >>5987 Are you telling me you wouldn't go to his island and live your dreams? He might have been a hag lover but he would have gotten you any age you wanted.

>>5988 I'm not a fan of Jews but if he could hook me up with a cute lg I'd be willing to overlook his tribe.

>>5989 I can tolerate a jew in service to a higher goal. I wouldn't trust them, but I would tolerate them. Every man has his price, after all.

>>5992 Ultimately Jews are the biggest hurtcore kikes. I'd be willing to tolerate for a cute lg wife, but ultimately Jews need gassed along with Christcucks so all men can have lg wives.

>>5993 I think it would be okay to allow a few jews to get through as long as they were stopped from being hurtcore kikes. If we gas enough of them then we can just let a generation pass to finish the job, because they wont have enough people to do continue to grow or sustain themselves as a population.

>>5979 There are hundreds of thousands of people casually downloading CP on the darknet in plain sight (while the feds can only watch), hundreds of hard-drives with encryption sitting at the feds' shelves with no hope of being decrypted, many guys hopping from place to place having sex with children with not a worry in their minds, and it goes on. This is not a matter of pedophiles not doing anything during the pandemic, it's a fact about our society in general (especially) after the 2000's. >>5981 The thing is, in my own experience there is no risk of me being castrated no matter what I do. That's not the case for everyone, I understand, especially in America, but for most people in the world I think it is. I'm no that acquainted with America's chemical castration laws, but I believe that the whole thing is not as terrible as you are thinking, at least not for the majority of people. >You become brittle, frail, sickly, and prone to cancer and you basically live in constant pain as you die a slow agonizing death. I am acquainted with the fact that sexual castration is terrible, inhuman and immoral. No denial there. But don't you think you may be exagerating with this sentence? Is chemical castration really THAT horrible for the vast majority of people who undergo it? The thing is, sometimes pedophiles can be a bit "hyperbolic" when it comes to how they see pedophobia. I remember that I read a paper from Sara Jahnke (a German psychologist who does cultural research on anti-pedophilia stigma in the West) a while back where she does prove that although the stigma is a very real thing, pedophiles tend to assume that it is worse than it actually is. Surprisingly, most antis in our society are not as vitriolic as we may think at first. Things are bad, but not that bad. Same thing goes for other groups of people as well. Have you ever heard of Black people saying that they will be genocided if x right-wing person takes power? Or trannies saying that their existence is at risk besides the fact that no one has ever advocated for hurting them? The same patten can be found among people in our group as well, that's normal -- although it's not healthy. >>5982 Yes, this was what I was saying. That anon seemed to be saying that the reason no one with a brain is being caught right now is because of the pandemic, but this ineptitude from the police has been a real thing since way before the pandemic. >>5992 >>5989 In another imageboard I used to go we used to joke that you cannot really go anyhere in this world without the help of some Jew. The more I think about that, the truer this statement becomes. They do indeed control everything everywhere. If it is true that there are rich people enslaving lolis and trading them for sex out there, what are the odds that at least a substantial amount of those people is not Jewish? The whole concept of the thing screams "Jewish" lol.

>>5998 >. Have you ever heard of Black people saying that they will be genocided if x right-wing person takes power? Or trannies saying that their existence is at risk besides the fact that no one has ever advocated for hurting them? It's not socially acceptable to say that you want to kill blacks or trannies, and most people won't pat you on the back for saying it. People talk about killing and torturing pedos constantly online, and even in real life they say stuff like this. They would absolutely kill us if they could get away with it.

>>5986 >>5987 >>5988 any excuse to post this >>5993 based tbh and truepilled tbh >>5998 trannies advocate for hurting themselves all the time >>5999 Almost all of the antis saying that shit are just virtue signalling to deflect any suspicion on themselves, they are cucks and wouldn't do shit.

>>5987 But there are rumors that he had sex with two 12-year-old French girls. That would make him based. Besides, the fact that antis hate him made me like the man a lot more, even though I wasn't that enthusiastic about him at the beggining.

Epstein needs to be the mascot for /hebe/. I can imagine retards getting butthurt

>>6010 He really was an actual hebephile after all.

>>6011 honest question do you think Epstein had a thick, long, greasy, hot, pedophile penis?

>>6012 Statistically, it was average.

>>6012 I heard he didn't have a penis at all, it was an egg

>>6015 Maybe you're thinking of Weinstein.

>>6009 I love that .gif tbh I'm not big on the kike status quo but it's not like he created it, just exploited it to blackmail people, which is kind of shitty but also the people being blackmailed were largely shitty also. If he wasn't a full on hurtcore kike I don't care, hurtcore kike shit is disgusting though. If it was only sex it'd be a total non-event. >>6011 This is damning though, should have been a nepi.

>>6019 nepis are absolute dogshit compared to hebegods though know your place

>>6020 Be careful, there are some nepis in here who will get you good

>>6020 nah nepis are best tot girls are life cope grannyfucker

>>6023 NGL little girls grinding on things like teddys and pillows is a fetish of mine

>>6024 based

>>5998 Chemical castration IS that bad. It gets used for serial rapists and pedophiles in america. If you are unlucky, they will force you to do it, otherwise your choices are "life in a shithole prison where you will likely be murdered by the other inmates once they find out why you are in prison" or "actual real life bone hurting juice". That is how it is in the land of the free. If you are stupid or unlucky enough to get cornered and caught by LE, die in the shootout and take some of the bastards with you. As for jews, the key is using their own shit against them. Accumulate enough power that you can just blow their head off. Don't waste your time negotiating or debating with a jew, just fucking end them without a word. You don't ask a rat nicely to leave your house, you fucking exterminate it mercilessly and then move on.

>>6010 He is just another man in the pantheon. Chrischan, Terry, Ted, and Jeff. In fact, who else can we place in internet heaven?

>>6024 >little girls grinding on stuff >children touching themselves and playing with their genitals the moment they get fine motor skills >children have to be taught almost every day by every figure of authority in their lives for years on end that being touched in the nono zone is bad >"don't trust strangers", thus destroying social cohesion, even though what they are trying to stop very rarely occurs with strangers in a white van do antis not live in reality? nothing they think or do makes any sense.

>>6028 Antis living was a mistake, they should go die so kids and based pedochads can be free.

>>6026 I don't get why they can't just lop your balls off. I'd rather go for that if I had to choose it sounds like

>>6032 because that would be "cruel and unusual" yeah, i know.

>>6020 >hebegods lol I feel sorry for hebephiles. Girls over the age of 13 are already dirtbag proto-feminists, by then the good phase when they're happy and stupid is already gone and they start doing the only thing women did not evolve to do: thinking for themselves. Good luck trying to have a healthy relationship with a 14-year-old Stacy, anon. >>6026 Come on, anon. Murder? I have heard stories from people who have gone to jail for sex offences, and at most someone will try to steal your bacon at lunch or some junkie weakling will pretend to bully you in order to virtue signal. And that's if you get put on general population. Besides, child molesters are universally known to be low-risk criminals; even if they get put in general populations, they will not be in the same sector as psychotic murderers or actually dangerous people. Just relax, man, I feel like you are unnecessarily wasting your energy on those bad thoughts. That's not healthy. >>6010 He is already an "ironic" kind of mascot for pedophiles. Just like Greta is a sort of erotic mascot among us (and some other internet groups) as well.

>>6036 Idk, I kinda feel like you pretending like pedos are in a good spot, when it's social acceptable to talk about murdering and torturing us and existing is illegal, is unnecessary and unhealthy. The reality is that if you get caught you will fucking suffer horribly for it. As for "murder", killing people trying their absolute hardest to lock you away or worse is not murder. The state shouldn't have a monopoly on legitimate violence and the cops you are fighting are the enforcers for jews. As for hebes being proto-feminist, they are just parroting what adults tell them. I've never met a lg that has expressed "I am powerful because I am a girl" until an adult specifically told them so, and even then they only said it to brag on the playground and forget about it as soon as something more interesting happens. Kids don't give a FUCK about feminist bullshit, and are based in every single way. It's just the indoctrination hitting high gear at that age, because they transition from being cute pets/objects to annoying angsty stereotypes in the eyes of antis.

>>6036 tots are best because they are peak femininity and have no guile, they are pure and loving only

>>6038 Little children who think they have guile are extremely cute though, especially when they realize they haven't been fooling you at all the whole time. When I worked at a daycamp I had a 4 year old boy try to trick me into taking him to get extra ice cream at the end of the day. He told me that the person in charge of our group had said it was okay, and that I was supposed to take them to get more ice cream immediately. So I decided to mess with him a little and got a specific thing that the leader had said, and then asked him point blank "So if I ask the leader, that's what they are going to say?" and he fucking froze like a deer in headlights. His face was so cute and it was so funny I nearly burst out laughing. He never lied to me again either, so I think I taught a good lesson about honesty too. Kids are great.

>>6039 based and wholesome

>>5978 Encryption is going to stop working in the coming decades and society has done nothing to prepare for this. Technology can't save people from technology.

>>6047 full transparency would be better after the tumult total shitstorm though

>>6047 >Encryption will stop working in the coming decades No because: There are already encryption methods that quantum computing doesn't work against, and anything that parallel processing doesn't help is going to be unaffected. Further it also won't work on online attacks because even the fastest computer in the entire world is limited by slower hardware in the general internet/physical infrastructure. And because: Not many people or organizations will have access to quantum computing because it will be prohibitively expensive to set up, to maintain, and to operate. The game will not change with any kind of speed, as the name of it is not being a target in the first place. They can already force you to cough up passwords anyway. And also because: People are already trying to and will continue to develop security countermeasures in the endless arms race of humanity. Armor didn't stop working because of guns. They just made better armor. And lastly because: This statement presumes that the existing status quo will persist for deccades, allowing quantum computing to proliferate. Nothing about the way the world is, from politics to economics, is in any way sustainable and we are reaching the end of the burn much faster than we are reaching a technological singularity. The board will change fundamentally before we hit that point.

>>6052 Time-loop logic is stronger than quantum computing(able to solve NP complete problems and bypass attempt limits on authentication), and while current physics don't indicate any way to accomplish it, there's also no reason to believe it's impossible. The biggest danger of time-loop logic is that it can be scaled infinitely the moment its achieved on any scale, meaning it will suddenly appear one day and flip the world overnight.

>>6020 Hebes are dogshit. By that age they are already acting more and more like cunts and whores. Plus they are rapidly losing their cute flat chests, little girl belly and supple body. I have realized that any girl older nine is ruined at this point.

>>6139 Right so basically you are saying that encryption will be made obsolete in the next few decades because time travel MIGHT exist and you expect it to not only be created in the next few decades, but implemented into machines for use in logical operations. However, the creation of time travel has not affected us in the past at all and won't result in the end of the world because of the hubris of man. Forgive me but I find it very hard to take you seriously now.

Encryption won't be made obsolete because it will develop as fast or faster than the cracking shit. Sure if you encrypt a drive now and LEA take it and hold it for a decade or two they can probably crack it easy, but new tech? I don't know about that. Pretty much this: >>6052

>>6146 based do you like tots?

>>6165 I love tots more than any other girls

>>6211 same

>>6211 >>6216 Zionhits need to gtfo. This is not passable in the same way somenhing like rape even in spocial cases, isn't. It's not realistic. Stop shitting up reasonable AOC reduction.

>>6294 >reasonable AOC reduction. No one is talking about that. I'm sure you'd be reducing it to 17 and would conclude that this is 'reasonable'. Tots are beautiful, this is just a fact.

>>6294 Shut up you retarded grannyfucking niggermutt.

>>6294 I want a toddler wife, cope.

>>6300 I want a baby wife who will grow into a tot wife.

>>5965 >I still think most people who go to prison -- at least in my country -- get used to it eventually and do just fine at the end, although there are some guys who may get very unlucky there The pedo killers and bubba memes are exaggerated to fuck. Hell, feds aren't even as smart as people make them up to be. In case no one here's aware, there are different hierarchies in jail, and the guys that get busted for CP on their computers are one of them. If you were to ever fall for an obvious african glowmerican honeypot, or you're lucky enough to experience the real thing and get caught, just know you won't be alone. But still, don't be any less cautious though obviously

>>6302 If some big muscular gang leader nigger was in there for raping dozens of white kids, the other niggers would call that "hard gangster shit". It's all bullshit, the only time they shank pedos is when they dislike the guy already and he happens to be a pedo so they use that as an excuse.

I've never really been able to pull of babytalk, I find it embarrassing when my mind approaches the idea. What do I say even? Don't know if there's any way to get over it.

>>6304 pedos are meant to be at the very top of society. that's the true position

>>6552 they are. they just hide it on private islands.

Used to work at a children's museum. during the interview process, at the last bit of it, the guy giving the interview kind of nervously looks around and gives me the talk about how there have been cases of kids coming onto the workers there. I acted shocked and appalled. i had thought that what little weird urges i had when i was younger was simply due to me being a dumb kid. hoo boy was i wrong. i worked for the educational program and i was just teaching these groups of m*le schlers how to use a camera, and lo and behold this cute girl starts talking to me more and more. during the week she specifically seeks me out to ask advice and stuff, and like a dope i keep giving her attention. this goes on over a week, and during friday which happens to be our field trip days, she's the only one without a group, and so me and the head counselor decide to let her hang out with us. girlie spends most of her time talking to me and sulking whenever my attention was taken away. on the friggen van ride home, the head counselor kept ribbing me for politely letting the girl crush on me. aaaagh fuck i keep losing my shit thinking about it

>>6938 They might only do that because they know it won't go anywhere.

Just wanted to say hello to the poor fed who is watching this thread.

>>6963 Thanks I appreciate it

it's normal to be friends with children. the neoliberals took that away from us. never forget.

>>5948 I've had moments like that before, I played with my cousin's neighbor and she sat on my lap, then she bent over, she downright placed her butt infront my face, I wasn't thinking about "UOOH CHILD EROTIC" but I was thinking "Huh... these are those moments that some messed up guy would die for and I'm experiencing it right now, weird"

How can I get 16 year olds to be my friend?

>>7064 If Mr Rogers came out today in a vacuum everyone would call him a pedophile

>>7314 fag

>>7314 god i wish that were me

>>7314 test levels: unbelievably low

>>7347 can you imagine a loli coming onto you and you're like "thank god im not one of those weirdos!"

>>7349 >Can you imagine a loli coming onto you happens all the time desu

>>7350 Yeah I imagine that a lot too

>>7351 if you work somewhere with lots of little girls it happens more often than you think unless they dont like you for whatever reason

>>7352 What jobs have you working with little girls that pay well have good benefits and don't require education skill or experience?

>>7353 >Don't require education, skill or experience I can't think of any job that requires all those things. However, you only need to have a masters in education to teach in an official school, so if you know something parents want their children to learn you can offer group and one-on-one lessons. Music and computers are good choices for this. You could also just babysit part time if you have unusual hours at your primary job, ideally for someone who already knows you. If you know how to swim, you could work at a pool. But realistically, no matter what you want to do or how legal it is you need money, basic social skills, and knowledge. That means you need an income, which for most people is job or at the very least ownership of some property you rent out; You need to have at least a little bit of charisma, and you don't need to be exceptionally attractive but you at least need to be properly groomed and have a decent reputation, and you need to be educated. Would you trust an uneducated, greasy and smelly goblin? What about a college graduate with an ironed shirt and clean shaven face with a bright smile and a glowing recommendation from someone in a position of authority? What do you think most people will choose? Nothing worth it is easy or cheap, anon. Work hard, its achievable.

>>7367 Correction: I can't think of any job that doesnt require at least one of those things

>>7367 I didn't graduate grade school, anon

>>7369 30000 IQ pedo play is pretending to be retarded enough to stay in grade school with the lg cuties forever.

>>7371 Kek. I'm not pretending tho I dropped out of 5th grade

>>7372 Not pretending would work even better, not as hard to keep up appearances. Only issue is you aren't smart enough to figure out the plan in advance, as your leaving school proves. You retard.

>>7373 Rude

>>7352 or just if you know little girls in general. if there are more than one and you're not a creep so they interact with you girls will compete for attention. three nieces and the oldest started crushing on me saying I was her boyfriend(she is kinda the black sheep so less attention from the rest of the family making her happier that I would play with her) now the other two say their in love with me.

>>7375 how old are they anon, did you took their vcards?

How do I get 16 yo friends?

>>7486 How do I get friends full stop

>>7375 8, 5 and 4. Father is absent so I think I just fill that role for the youngest. 5 competes with 8 for attention so I cant tell if she means it and would be another secret girlfriend or if she just misses father and wants to make 8 jealous. 8 would give it up if given the chance but no alone time

>>7700 meant for >>7376

>>5948 >Most of us are not actually >Most of us Best part of comment. :3

>>7746 owo

>>7746 hot

>>6300 Based

>>6028 They do this because humans are dumb animals, anon. You can't just keep things like potty training and throw out others because you don't get to fuck kids. Children are dumb, annoying little monsters. There's a reason why pedos are universally fucked up weirdo freaks, it's because they are uncivilized losers that never learnt proper morals. It's ok tho, because there is a spectrum to the uncivilized,you got based (ooga booga beat your skull Viking nigga) and icky weirdo, neckbeard, sexually perverted. >Epstein Not a pedo. At least not like you. All of the elite do fucked up stuff because they can. It's like Rome. Theirs is more of a prestigious cigar smoking luxury sorta perversion.

>>8329 This is weak bait. It's unfocused, overly long, and incoherent. Less is more, you would have more success with this by focusing more on the hot-button emotional topics. Direct insults fall flat, but calling children little monsters might have been good if you had committed to that idea more. I'd drop epstein and all the bluster about morals and the elite because fluff lessens your impact. Good luck in your future endeavors anon, but this was not a great attempt.

>>7314 Poopa!

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