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Online shekel making Robot 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:30:38 No. 1749
Well, as the title suggests, this is a thread to discuss methods to earn money from the internets. Any ideas are welcome.
sell dick pics on onlyfans
I haven't tried it myself, but one of the few options that isn't some silly jew bullshit like stock autism is art commissions. Photoshop commissions for doing whatever people need to their photos and things like that if you don't know how to draw, or maybe video editing. I've yet to see any "money making methods" that are more realistic than this one. Developing the skills to do things in GIMP/Photoshop is straight forward and simple to practice, there's websites for facilitating the transactions, and I believe there's a demand, though I don't know how competitive the market is. But even if photoshopping images isn't viable it does appear that art commissions can make you an insane amount of money if you get good at it and draw degenerate furnigger shit for retards. I like things that are tangible and skills like those are, the weird jewy ways of making money have always been very off-putting to me.
There is a similar thread on uboachan neet board, pretty extensive.
>>1753 I cant fucking find it again, and that place is now filled with obnoxious failed normalfags.
>>1755 https://uboachan.net/hikki/res/5694.html I assume he's talking about this thread.
I said I would throw some ideas in the mix, so here I am and here's brief rundown of some of my ideas: >Create an Erotic Game Eroges, especially western ones, are a potential golden goose. Most modern eroges are VNs so the workload is very light compared to other forms of video game development. Aside from that, you're selling people the opportunity to indulge their vices, which is one of the very best ways to make money in western countries. So by slapping together a VN and directing people to a Patreon/Paypal/etc. you're very likely to make at least a little cash. There are, of course, obstacles and drawbacks and you do need some basic skills. You need to be able to program a game in Ren'py, you need to be at least a decent writer if you want to grip anyone's attention, and you need to be able to either draw or take hi-res screenshots in something like Honey Select, modded Skyrim, or a similar vehicle. Aside from that, though you are very likely to make money, the biggest question is 'how much?' Some devs manage to hit the right notes and get very lucky, which results in making thousands per month, and six-figures per year (look up "Summertime Saga" if you don't believe me) while others only manage a few hundred per month or possibly less. So it seems to be something of a toss-up between skill and luck, as some of the highest earners actually put out a pretty shit product but still rake in the cash. >Pretend to be a Roastie/VTuber Obviously not the most appealing idea, but there are a few ways to approach it and it has the same benefit as above in that you're selling vice to normalfag hedonists which is easy cash. I'm sure most people have the general idea of how to pose as a vtuber: webcam + microphone + visual filter + voice changer = 3D anime whore. Not ideal for anons like myself who still live at home and don't have proper privacy, as well as anyone uncomfortable with the idea in general. One alternative is "selling nudes." I put it in quotations because you wouldn't be selling your nudes. The idea with this one is to search around the internet for a collection of nude photos from a relatively unknown roastie, then save them and resell them on a site like Onlyfans or something similar. There is obviously risk involved with this method, as there is the possibility of legal repercussions, but I think it could work if done carefully. >Art Commissions If you have a talent for drawing (I don't) you could always look into art commissions. From my understanding, there are two main avenues to take with this. The first is essentially 'git gud,' meaning that you work up your skills to a level that's worth paying for, essentially becoming a 'true artist.' From there, you need to find a customer base for your art style, whether it's fantasy art, mechs, architecture, landscapes, or whatever else you choose to specialize in. The other option (I don't mean to sound like a broken record, but here it is) is selling 2D porn. Once again, 'sex sells' is the rule behind this one, and normalfags will pay a pretty penny for some custom hentai. Furthermore, if shame isn't a factor you can always step into the horrifying world of fetishes. A hedonist might ten dollars for a picture of two naked girls making out, or a few hundred for a pic of two diaper-wearing futa furries getting vored by a slime monster. It's up to you how to pursue this one. cont.
>>1767 Part 2: >Stock Market Trading This one seems to be far less appealing to most, as it is generally stigmatized and written off as gambling. However, from my understanding, the keys to trading successfully seems to entail risk management and pattern recognition. As a small example, you would look for a good pattern, one that has been on a down-slope with evidence of a comeback, then buy some stocks with the intention of making 2x or more than what your willing to lose. Do this repeatedly over a span of weeks or months and you will inevitably make a fairly consistent profit. A big downside to trading of course is that it takes a hefty amount of money to get started, and takes time to learn to do it successfully, but if you can pull it off, you'll be in a place where you can work roughly two hours a day from home, and the rest of your time is your own. >Freelance Writing This is one that I heard about just recently. Apparently if you can find someone with the need for a writer, and show that you have the talent, they will commission you to write for them. With each job, you add it to a portfolio to get more and better-paying work down the road. The guy a heard about this from had recently been commissioned to write up some ads online, and I was very intrigued by the idea. Sadly, however, I lost contact with him before I could get more details, so if anyone knows more about this I would appreciate any information you anons have. Also, there is always the simple act of writing a book, although I'm unsure how competitive or lucrative the market is currently. >Youtube/Twitch Streaming/Podcasting Fairly straight-forward. Film or stream your interests for the internet and collect donations. The difficulties with this one are a bit daunting, however. For one, Jewtube looks for any and all methods of keeping you from making money off them, so you need to e-beg for Patreon shekels. Secondly, both Jewtube and Twitch will eagerly and swiftly ban you on even the smallest suspicion of 'wrongthink.' And even if you can avoid those obstacles, it still takes quite a while to build up a viewerbase, especially due to the fact that there's a metric fuckton of competition. So much like the Stock Market method, it takes quite a while to turn a consistent profit. I still thought this was worth including, however, because it does fall into the category of making money online. These are just a few ideas off the top of my head, be they good or bad. I think that some of these we can do solo or collaborate. For instance, with the erotic game idea, I'm a decent writer, and I have a fairly powerful PC for taking the screenshots, but my programming knowledge is very basic, so another anon here could potentially fill that gap. Or with things like art commissions, freelance writing, or stocks, we may not be able to directly collaborate, but we can share information and strategies to increase everyone's profitability. At any rate, these are just a few quick ideas to get the ball rolling. Let me know what you anons think.
I'm not willing to do this due to my pride, self respect, and human decency, but I knew a guy who made about 500-1000 dollars a week with paypal cat fishing people on social media. I hope that none of you stoop to such a self disrespecting low, even if it pays well.
>>1769 Seriously though if you are willing to do this for money, you are a nigger. Thankfully that guy I knew realized that too and pulled himself out of it. This includes >>1767 if the only reason you aren't doing this shit is not living alone then you are a nigger
>>1769 >>1770 I have no intention of becoming a faux-VTuber, as I said, these ideas are mostly brainstorms to get ideas rolling on the thread. Your posts make me curious however, what's so detestable about a guy scamming horny normalfags? Whether you call them betas, simps, pussywhipped, etc. they were bound to throw their money at shit they didn't need, why is it considered so undignified to redirect the flow of money from an entitled roastie to one's self? Simple name-calling tells me nothing. You say "you're a nigger if you do this." Why? Please elaborate on your stance.
>>1774 >what's so detestable about a guy scamming horny normalfags? Because to do it, you must think and act like a horny normalfag. What's the difference?
>>1775 When hunting an animal, the hunter is encouraged to know how the animal thinks in order to predict its actions and keep one step ahead so that they increase their chances of making a successful kill. This doesn't mean that the hunter runs around naked, eating leaves and shitting in the woods for weeks on end before feeling ready to shoot a deer or an elk. Same thing applies here. You don't have to be a roastie-obsessed, chronic-masturbating, porn-consuming normalfag to understand that they go to ridiculous lengths to achieve and sustain pleasure. It's just a simple matter of observing their behavior and understanding that it stems from hormones and dopamine spikes.
>>1774 For the same reason it's undignified for a roastie to do it. Scamming is itself detestable and undignified and if you're willing to acknowledge and accept that then that's entirely your own problem. The entire concept of interacting with horny men while pretending to be some slut on the internet doesn't sound at all appealing. If you have to ask why not out of curiosity but confusion then I don't think anyone can convince you of it's ugliness. What is ugly about 3DPD? The most prominent to me is the inabilty to act with principle or, for a catch all term, without a sense of morality outside of what you can't get away with. I wouldn't be a robot if I didn't feel a sense of alienation from the bare-faced lying that normalfags constantly do. I don't want to be anywhere near that kind of existence. >>1777 You'd be wallowing in the mud while pretending to be something you're not, that is to say someone with pride. Normally I wouldn't bother to articulate any of this but since you're wondering, I'll give my thought.
>>1779 Fair enough. As I've said, these are brainstorms. They're not the best ideas, and of course some are wholly our of the question for most, but it's meant to serve as a 'jumping off point' so to speak, something to perhaps spark other ideas or to be refined into a more favorable option, like a lump of clay ready to be shaped and sculpted. Also for clarification, my previous post with the hunter analogy was not intended to justify any particular action, only to say that you can know a thing without necessarily becoming it.
>>1770 >>1769 >muh moral
>>1791 He didn't even mention morality.
>>1792 Muh pride, self respect, human decency, moral,... what's the difference?
>>1793 Pride is egotistical, self-respect is also, human decency is one form of morality but can be included in both pride and self-respect, and morality is a code of right and wrong.
>>1794 Ok nerd
>>1795 Anytime, dipshit.
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Can we please stop with cuckchan posting? Personally, i wouldn't mind killing and stealing from every single failed normalfag on this planet, but calling each other "nerd" "incel" "loser" is something that belongs to a well known site. >philosophy We have a thread for it >>915 ask about work ethics or something like that.
>>1803 >round up "nerd" and "incel" in the same batch >unaware of basic banter >huh every post must be a paragraph You sure are a pretentious niggerfaggot. You need to fucking kill yourself retarded rambler.
>>1807 dumb
>>1809 poo poo head
I cannot ever do anything to the market standard, maybe i'm just lazy. I don't understand why people get paid to do these tasks. Whenever i try to sell something nobody wants to buy. My only hope is crypto investments but once again, the prices are mostly driven by hype from marketing teams and not fundamentals. Even rich people are not sure where to put their money.
>>1807 >thread is literally a derailed shitshow due to moral implications >you're a pretentious niggerfaggot nice
>>1817 You need to build a market for anything you make. If that's posting your art on reddit or cuckchan generals. Whatever it is you need to make people notice you or it just sits unseen.
Extremely basic question, but how does crypto work, in a practical sense? Suppose I buy some crypto. Where would I buy it? What payment methods would I have to use? And what if I want to sell some? How do you get that money back? Would the taxman notice this? Many people talk about crypto being used to avoid taxes,but I don´t see how this is the case if at some point you have to turn cryptos into fiat currency.
>>2205 >Where would I buy it? one of those sites or bisq >What payment methods would I have to use? probably your bank >How do you get that money back? get something and sell it on ebay idk
>>2205 >Where would I buy it There's Bisq, a distributed marketplace where you can put dollars in by various means, buy BTC and then buy other coins with BTC. There's a ton of other marketplaces. If you're in the right country, you can even buy vouchers in local shops for some marketplaces. >What payment methods would I have to use? Varies by marketplace, heavily so. You can practically find a marketplace for any payment method. >Would the taxman notice this? With most mainstream places, yes. The problem however lies less in how you acquire the initial coins, but how they develop until you sell them. There's coin washing services that are meant to confuse traces of what actually happened afterwards, but if your marketplace has anonymous coins like Monero (XMR) and allows payout to a wallet of that coin (each crypto has their own wallet system), then you can use an anonymous coin to buy another coin on an exchange that doesn't ask for confirmed ID and you can have anonymous investments the taxman cannot find. Say, you put dollars into Bisq and buy BTC. This requires a real identity, unless you can find someone willing to trade in person for cash. Then, you use those BTC to buy XMR (ticker name of monero) on a monero wallet. Then you go to a different exchange, send your monero to that wallet and buy another currency there (or stick with monero). You can then either outright pay with crypto for stuff (some sites allow it, especially darknet, and there's some physical stores that allow it too), sell it to people in-person to get fiat currency, buy amazon giftcards with crypto (some marketplaces allow this) and just shop there, or buy giftcards and sell them on ebay, or buy stuff or giftcards with crypto; buy goods with them; and then sell the goods on ebay. The fiat currency part really is no different from basic money laundering.
I been thinking of making loli wegs with daz and renpy. Plenty other wegs get thousands for fuck all content and most are to cowardly to make loli cause of patreon and fag95.


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