/r9k/ - How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan?

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How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan? Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:20:22 No. 2385

I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store I want people to discuss everything im doing I want people to LOOK AT ME Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore How do i get popular? How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)

Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:50:37 No. 2401

>>2385 I suppose it depends. Where do you live?

Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:43:31 No. 2404

>>2385 For one to be a lolcow, they have to have zero self awareness. You have self awareness; you can't be a lolcow.

Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:15:27 No. 2405

>>2385 Take a lot of selfies and advocate for the lowering of the aoc

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:26:30 No. 2427

>>2385 post self shot confessional videos on youtube and be 100% honest, youll get views and if youre unhinged enough youll be a lolcow

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:24:16 No. 2453

Go on Kiwi Farms and ask them or just study the threads enough to figure out what the people they care about have in common

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:45:36 No. 2480

>>2385 Step one - Be a loser but not dead or in jail Step two - have autism and be a weirdo Step three - Be unhinged, unashamed and confident Step four - share your opinions online

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:40:28 No. 2489

act eccentric online >chad charming/silicone baddie

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 00:13:44 No. 2506

>>2385 ruin your life on camera

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