>>24 write a botnet, get caught, then tell the glowies it was just cloud computing

>>24 This is the deep dark secret of "The Cloud," which is 2022's current management buzzword replacing "cybersecurity" and "agile" as the be-all and end-all. You know how you store information you need to use a lot on a computer? When you go to "the cloud," you are still storing information you need to use a lot on a computer. The computer is now in India. The data privacy laws are completely different and mostly nonexistent, any contract disputes will be adjucated in an Indian court under Indian law, and Pajeet knows he's being paid two cents a month to babysit your customer database because your accountant thinks your encryption and your Internet connection are just that good. Your accountant doesn't understand any of the big words and gets all his information from TED talks on Youtube. You'd better hope he's right. That's "The Cloud."