Maui :^)

Named after the brave hero who fished up several islands, slowed down the sun, gave us fire and died while trying to retrieve immortality by crawling through Hina's vagina, which was full of sharp obsidian blades.

Never forget his sacrifice :'^(
Maui died for your sins

To be exiled on a desolate treeless brown rock…

what a fate.

Nauru, smallest country in the world aside from the vatican. 9378 inhabitants.

97 percent of men and 93 percent of women are overweight or obese.

>>324
woah, obesity in the pacific seems to be a pretty big issue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific

at least I can visit them without being called a lard-ass :^)

cold ones allowed too.

Hunga Tonga, an island made last year by volcanic eruption

>>631
New island, i call dibs