>>32203 >tfw you're gonna make it

I just want a ler gf bros not just a girl who's willing to indulge my bullshit fetish, I can find one of those easy I want a girl who will take real, sadistic pleasure in tickling the shit out of me. but no, they gotta be sadists in every other way instead. god it would be so much easier if I was gay.

>tfw you will never even touch a human femoid, let alone tickle a willing one, continuing to live out the rest of your pathetic existence resentful of those who have reached the incredibly lofty pinnacle of engaging in tickle play while you fantasize and cum at the thought of merely touching a femoid foot - refusing to believe you are capable of minimal social interaction a self improvement to achieve your shallow goal. I hope I at least make you guys feel better about yourselves.

>>32262 preach, brothaman

>>32262 As a bi dude that has tried it with both, even girls into the kink just don't play hard enough. I don't know what I would do if I wasn't attracted to dicks, because it seems like only gay guys know what fucking someone up means.

>>32270 I wish women were more forward in general. other guys hit on me all the fucking time. most attention I got from a woman unsolicited was one who was completely wasted wanting to touch my hair at a party. she was nice. wish I'd gotten her number before her friends dragged her off.

>>32263 No you don't, I just feel bad for you and hope you manage to get out of that hole and out in the world.

>>32263 lose weight and clean yourself. Most "ugly people" are rarely genuinely ugly, they're fat and don't groom. Make the minimal amount of effort and see the results.

>>32203 feels bad man

pathetic losers lol

>>32296 Agreed. You'd be surprised what a little bit of self improvement can do. Even if you have fucked up teeth or some shit you can still get that fixed. You have to have really shit genetics to be truly ugly.

Good God .... Nothing is going to get better for you (any of you) if you keep wallowing in self pity. Go for a walk and get some sunlight, wash up and groom yourself. But most important, you gotta really want improvement. You can groan about wanting change all you want, but until you take steps to make your situation better, you'll just continue to spiral. Now quit bitching and go touch some grass.

I think you are all overestimating how much people are going to be put off by something as banal as tickling, if you find someone who cares about you it isn't going to be a problem. Don't obsess over things and just work on improving your situation and being happy, everything else will work itself out.

>>32546 I'm not worried about people being put off by it, I'd just rather be with someone who genuinely loves it. Maybe that's too high a standard, but it's what I feel.

>>32263 you and me brother, you and me.

>tfw 25 and forever alone virgin with no gf to tickle >tfw socially awkward as a teen in middle and highschool >tfw finally decide that college is where I'll make so many friends and get a gf >tfw COVID happens >tfw COVID made all my classes go online for the entire duration of my studies >tfw graduated last semester without being able to make a single new friend much less gf >tfw got a decently good job right out of there but everyone who works there is 40+ year old men and 40+ year old married women with kids >tfw the one girl my age who works there doesn't seem to like me at all and avoids me when I try to do casual small talk >tfw i force myself to go out to clubs and bars and such to meet girls >tfw almost every girl there is already there with their bfs, and the few ones that aren't politely decline any flirting it's over guys. i didn't get a gf in highschool and i wasn't even able to try in college by reasons out of my control, i feel like I missed my window. everyone i try to ask advice from is just "idk man just go talk to random women, works for me! :^)" how do I get a tickle slut gf guys? i need advice from people who were in the same situation as me but made it out... people who have always had gfs or a lot of friends can't relate and give good advice for this specific situation

>>32599 Try online dating? tinder is ok-ish, but some guy was developing a tickle fetish-based dating app, they posted about it in the general thread

>>32600 I've tried tinder, bumble, okcupid, etc. i almost never get any matches and when i do i never get a reply back to any message i send >tickle fetish app it's gonna be a sausage fest i guarantee it

>>32599 My recommendation is to try to find a hobby that meets in person and isn't completely male dominated

>>32603 >hobby that meets in person and isn't male dominated do you have any suggestions? the things/hobbies i like and do are either done solo or are mostly guy dominated

>>32604 Try taking art courses or photography classes, those tend to be popular with women

>>32605 The caveat is that you should pick something you think you might actually be interested in because if you go just to try to meet women they'll sense that

>>32203 If I could make it, you can make it I'm pretty fucking autistic, have below average height, zero social status, mediocre body ( slightly above average muscles but a little fat too), didn't even have a driver's license back then, drank way too much... you get the idea Still had the exact experience you described (I know she low-key liked it because she kept getting into tickle fights with me despite me being not very ticklish and two times stronger than her). I could even have lost my virginity to her but I was too autistic to understand that she was waiting for me to take her (even though she was several years older and I was a lil virgin) Tomboys are rare tho, you need to get into a community to find some, they don't go to niggerholes like clubs. Hope this helps, stay strong bros

>>32640 >niggerholes like clubs When's the last time one of you mongoloids have been in a "club"?

>>32648 Anon probably tried to get into a club ONCE and was rejected cause he was wearing the same crusty ass sweatpants he's wearing right now.

>>32600 Fat chance the tickle fetish app will have a more than 10 real women. Much less attractive women.

>>32658 That's probably how women feel about the men tbh

>>32660 Most women aren’t looking for fetish shit. You’re very niave if you think all types of women are having any trouble at all getting decent looking men on regular dating apps

>>32660 Found the app developer. It’s going to flop.

>>32658 >He doesn't wanna tickle a cute troon's she/her benis Get a load of this faggot

>discover 8chan tickling >oh cool, an imageboard dedicated to my lifelong obsession! >incel thread >oh yeah, it’s an imageboard Fucking chuds kekekeke

>>32685 homie chan you're a ticklefag on 8chan, you wanna laugh because some people got mud and shit on their faces, by all means, but try not to forget we're all neck deep in it.

>>32685 >ticklefags are autists >incels are autists >it's like pottery it rhymes Anyone who grew up with nothing more than TMF and DA could have told you that most ticklefags are terminally sped

>>32685 it is the year of the chud after all fren

>>32679 Believe it or not some of us aren’t that far gone in degeneracy

>>32701 You're on an image board dedicated to a fetish You're already there

>>32727 Yeah but I stay away from disgusting trans, furry, and male tickling content while you don’t. I may be waist deep in shit but you’re up to your eyes faggot

>>32745 "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." ~George Carlin

>>32746 “What are you, retarded?” ~Norm MacDonald

>>32745 Lids a rattlin', Belchin' steam life aint nothin but a fever dream "you're a shitty boy" "you're a shite for brains" but we're both here cookin on the same ol' chain Lids a rattlin', Belchin' steam life aint nothin but a fever dream "you're a tranny furfag!" "you're an incel cuck!" but we're both here wankin' to autistic stuff

>femoid foot >disgusting trans >chuds >niggerholes Please go outside.

>>32648 "Niggerhole" is just an expression, I live in countryside Europe so in clubs there is 90% of hyper retarded wiggers and 10% of arabs Still 0% tomboys

>>32750 I laff'd and really hope you made this up on your own

>>33228 it's a real song, but I changed the lyrics in the second verse to fit the situation

>>32604 Try historical recreation that's not related to war, especially if there are any regular renaissance faires or other festivals near you that those groups flock around. It's mostly a female dominated hobby and raises your odds of getting to roleplay a princess tickling fantasy IRL above 0.

>Lee is wearing cute socks >Takes them off immediately Why are footfags this way?

>>32599 >tfw got a decently good job right out of there but everyone who works there is 40+ year old men and 40+ year old married women with kids I can't help you with your situation (it's really just being in the right place at the right time), but I will say that "young mid-20s guy gets a chance to tickle the feet of his 40+ year old married mother co-worker" has extremely hot story potential. I know that it's very likely that the women at your job are not exactly MILF-tier but when we turn it into a porn fantasy we can do whatever we like.

>be me, many years ago >randomly meet girl on Omegle >She's sweet, we talk awhile, she's into ticking too, I give her my DeviantArt so we can keep in touch >Exchange pics, she's pretty chubby but really cute >We chat and flirt for a few weeks >We're both into horror, that's pretty cool >She seems to have a bit of a sadistic side just under the surface I'm really into >she ghosts me out of nowhere, left my last DeviantArt notes to her on read >Still have not met another girl like her >Have trust issues with women to this day Was I a moron to think she was the one

>Be me, attracted to femininity and dislike ultragay stuff >Never been able to find a girl whose personality interests me, I don't want to get into a relationship just for tickling and lewding >Wish I was a cute girl but most troons don't pass so I am avoiding sissypills >End up having a crush on a guy that I talk to >He is probably straight >tfw he will never treat me as his gf and he will never let me tickle him It's over my fellow ticklecels, some people just don't deserve love.

that feel when uhhh idk tickling is childish and cringe bro

>>39430 is he into tickling, anon just ask him

>>33252 You fuckin tell me man it’s hard being a socks appreciator