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/hdgg/ Human domestication guide general, 122nd bloom Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 17:32:03 No. 619
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & associated fiction. headpat edition >What is HDG? HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their many eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural predatory cunning and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they only have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~ >Where can I read it? Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/ or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guide or Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/works or the wiki: https://humandomestication.guide/ Thread that just took class Zs: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74513278
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>>619 yaaay we're still alive
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>>762 Wonder where the other lost petals went.
>>826 alone alone all all alone alone on a wide wide sea.
>>1007 Needing plampts to come and give them core cuddles
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Plommy please put collar on neck
>>1300 overprotective plommy who makes you get into her chest cavity and hug her core when she goes out because she doesn't want to leave you home alone or let you walk around outside where you might get hurt
>>1676 >Affini that grafts some plants in the form of a baby carrier to herself so she can always keep you right next to her
>>1685 cute...
>natural predatory cunning Someones vandalized the word charisma from the OP again. Is that new for this OP or was that past thread already? I cant be botherd to Check. Y tho?
>>2486 Lazy copy/paste job on my part.
>>2556 Nah i dont blame you if you just copied it and it was already that way. I just wonder why someone keeps fucking with it... Need plommy to give me a good (core) huggie and make me feel small and protected and safe... Im so tired of feeling vaguely anxious all the time... Im not even part of any persecuted groups that actualy have reason to feel afraid... i can walk around at night alone relatively unafraid, and talk to the cops without fear of abuse or death... and yet the smallest of incidents of some juvenile harrasments leave me vaguely anxious and disquieted for days... i just need a big plant to make theirs and claim me, make me feel owned and controled...
YOU PATHETIC WORMBRAINS DIDNT THINK SHUTTING DOWN YOUR COMMS CHANNELS AND MOVING TO ANOTHER SPACE WOULD KEEP YOUR COMMUNICATIONS SAFE, DID YOU? THE FIRE OF FREEDOM WILL ALWAYS FIND ITS PROPER MARK! IT WILL BURN BRIGHTLY AND ANIHILATE THE OPRESSORS! MAYBE NOT TODAY; MAYBE NOT TOMOROW! BUT IT WILL! SOONER THAN YOU THINK! YOU CANT CRUSH THE WILL TO POWER OF HUMAITY; NAY, OF ALL SAPIENT LIFE! FREEDOM IS THE NATURAL STATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE PERVERSELY DELUSIONAL SICKNESS YOU SEEK TO FORCE UPPON THE UNIVERSE WILL ONE DAY BE EXCISED LIKE THE CANCER IT IS! MAYBE IT WONT BE ME, OR MY BROTHERS, OR THEIR SONS, OR THEIR BROTHERS, OR THEIR SONS! BUT THE DOWNFALL OF OPRESSION IS AS INEVITABLE AS THE MARCH OF TIME! WELL OR ILL, FREEDOM WE'D DIE FOR YOU! FREE TERRA!!
>>4203 Free Terra and do what with it? Cuz from where I'm standing, the air and water are clean, housing, food, and healthcare are free, and crime is basically nonexistent. There are fucking forests, you can just go there and chill, nobody's charging you or stopping you.
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tfw sleepy bitch
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>>2589 You're a very good boy and entirely deserving of a loving owner and plenty of care, petal. Mistress will keep you safe.
>>4456 But at what cost? You are ruled over alien imperialists, with no real representation or self determination or rights. By alien imperalists which dont even see us as people, at that. They keep lightly less than half of our species as LITTERAL CHATTEL PROPERTY, employ litteral mind-control implants in said slaves. You have no right to privacy, or self determination, or freedom of speech, or freedom of asociation and have to say "please and thank you" to be allowed to move your residence. You are threatend at all corners with being made part of the slave caste for minor offense caused to the occupiers, not just serious crimes, but something as minor as looking at a double-entry ledger. The acord wasnt perfect. Im not the type of fanatic to tell you such politicianesque lies. I'd prefer it to slavery any day, but thats besides the point. We can build something better. With freedom for all. Free from oppressive systems of any kind. Noone has the right to tell someone else what they can and cant do.
>>5070 >have to say "please and thank you" Oh no, not behaving like a reasonable and civilized individual. What hardship.
>>5070 Watch as I dissect your argument, point by careful point. >You are ruled over alien imperialists with no real representation or self determination or rights yaaaaay :D >alien imperalists which dont even see us as people YAAAAAAY :D >LITTERAL CHATTEL PROPERTY, employ litteral mind-control implants in said slaves mommy only uses my 'mplant to make me feel more happy and to make me listen to her better sometimes >You have no right to privacy, or self determination, or freedom of speech, or freedom of asociation and have to say "please and thank you" to be allowed to move your residence. You are threatend at all corners with being made part of the slave caste for minor offense caused to the occupiers, not just serious crimes, but something as minor as looking at a double-entry ledger. h-hot >We can build something better. With freedom for all. Free from oppressive systems of any kind. no one should be free from being happy :( >Noone has the right to tell someone else what they can and cant do mommy does!!! it's in the contract i signed :D
>>4671 hnnnghn need core cuddle...
>>5070 >We can build something better. Can we? We had thousands of years to do it, why didn't we? Every planet we touch, we turn into a literal garbage heap, and one percent of the people there live like kings while the rest live like what? Oh yeah, like slaves and chattel. A little less than half the species being owned is better than a little less than all. At least the walking broccoli have the decency to call it what it is.
If the affini are inherently good why do Class-O xenodrugs exist Turning thinking people into nonfunctional meat puppets is objectively evil no matter how you slice it
>>5460 Who said anything about "inherent good"? Facts are, vastly fewer people are enslaved, abused, or exploited under plant rule than when we were in charge. As for Os, those are for real psychos, serial murderers and shit. If humanity is inherently good, why do most unoccupied territories still have capital punishment? Some colonies still have hanging on the books and they can't even look at your memories to make sure the court didn't fuck up and swing the wrong guy.
>>5232 Stars you must be fun at parties. If you're that much of a hopless misanthrope its no wonder you took the first chance you got to turn your back on your own kind. Also, there were no slaves in the accord. Being a poor wagie is not the same as being litteral chattel property, and its insidious commie nonsense to suggest otherwise. Have you considerd the common factor in all these ills is the state? There shouldnt be one.
>>5460 because class-O xenodrugs are good and your opposition to them is rooted in such a bizzare ethical wrongheadedness it's not worth the time to try to unpack it
>>6561 In fact, in this case, being a poor wagie is objectively worse than being 'literal chattel property' as you insist on putting it. Anarkiddies never beating the allegations
Mistress why are the indies arguing :( Why dont the just get along and hug it out and make out? They must be so unhappy having to think so many big thoughts and being so disagreeable... I much rather get pat by mistress and cuddle and play silly little games :D
>>6843 They're actually so silly-headed that they enjoy this kind of thing. Does your mistress know you're on the big boy network? Maybe you're not ready for it.
>>7329 No telling what he saw on the unfiltered net, I'd recommend some precautionary memory scrubbing
My local social auditor has actually encouraged me to engage feralists on the net. The more I keep them talking, the more data points they give. You'd be amazed how many fugitive crews have been traced by one member accessing the net when they shouldn't.
hello friends new audio fresh off the presses. this ones about taking compliments better and also tickle torture as a "funishment" https://soundgasm.net/u/Cadence_The_Hypnotic_Floret/HDG-Complimentary-Corrections-2-Crime-and-Funishment-Praise-KinkTickle-TortureHypnosis
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Feralists after I get my hands on them
there's a bunker thread on libpol too btw libpol.org/tttt/266282
>>9329 why i want to go to a site that explicitly advertizes itself as politicaly cencored
>>11808 why would you give a shit about political censorship? this is an alien plant femdom thread not /pol/
>>11949 >this is an alien plant femdom thread not /pol/ gas the weeds space war now!
Does anyone know any stories of war between Affinis and humans?
>>13065 >Does anyone know any stories of war between Affinis and humans? That's usually only at the very beginnings of stories and pretty quickly sidelined though, right? The affini are thousands of years ahead of humanity, there isn't much of a war to write about.
>>13085 Yeah, battles tend to last minutes at most, SOP is they first shut down your ship and it's dead in the water.
>>5154 based
When is mistress comming home ;_; I miss her lots :(
Well hi there, petals. Is this the same group that was on 4chan's /trash/ board? I recognize Pyro-Chan off the rip. Missing some other faces, too. >>9329 I found that one first, but unfortunately can't phonepost there, so this is it for me...
>>14069 I tried to rescue as many cuties from there as I could, but I don't know how many checked the ghost posts in the archive.
>>14069 This is me. Guess Ill go ahead and claim my trip here. >>14077 I need to check the archive then. Thank you very much for trying to get people moved. Its a shame we seem kind of split. Aura found the thread on libpol, and I reckoned id go digging to see where else we'd pop up. Im so happy to see people keeping it alive!
>>14077 >I don't know how many checked the ghost posts in the archive. i was the first one to figure out that i could ghost post which means plommy has to give me the most headpats for being such a smart pet
Total wormhead death Kill wormheads. Behead wormheads. Roundhouse kick a wormhead into the concrete. Slam dunk a little sprout into the trashcan. Crucify filthy florets. Defecate in a wormheads food. Launch wormheads into the sun. Stir fry wormheads in a wok. Toss wormheads into active volcanoes. Urinate into a wormheads compiler. Judo throw wormheads into a wood chipper. Twist plantfuckers heads off. Report wormheads to the OCNI. Karate chop wormheads in half. Curb stomp degenerate plantfucker wormheads. Trap wormheads in quicksand. Crush wormheads in the trash compactor. Liquefy wormheads in a vat of acid. Eat wormheads. Dissect wormheads. Exterminate wormheads in the gas chamber. Stomp wormhead skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate wormheads in the oven. Lobotomize wormheads. Mandatory spacing for wormheads. Grind wormhead implants in the garbage disposal. Drown wormheads in exotic matter. Vaporize wormheads with a ray gun. Kick old wormheads down the stairs. Feed wormheads to alligators. Slice wormheads with a superknife.
>>14097 You are very good and no doubt deserving of all the pets, sweetheart. It really is unintuitive. I had no idea you could even do that until a few minutes ago, haha.
>>14113 Why are you like this, feralist-chan?
>>14118 Because he's afraid they'll find out the truth, and then make it happen. He wishes to be the little girl.
>>14118 floret faggots live in unbelievable luxury as a reward for betraying terra while we have to live in interstellar space subsisting off of paste cubes and "coffee" that tastes like piss and shit because the water recycling unit broke sometime between now and the last rotation if i could i'd strangle every one of those subhumanoid turncoats to death with my bare hands. i hate them more than i have ever hated the weeds
>>14170 Sounds like a you problem, bro.
>>14113 >feed wormheads to alligators Didn't the alligators already die out?
>>14304 the weeds brought alligators back just in time for us to feed their degenerate pets to them
>4chan goes down >kiwi instantly stops larping as a sub fed? nice to see the rest of you here
>>15262 Eh, I mean, one of my original gripes, like, 7 months back, was about how I have been pushed into domming in every kinky relationship I've ever been in for 15ish years despite wanting to sub. I have significant experience as a dom and I have my dommy moments because I wouldn't have even caved on it if it didn't appeal to me in some way. But I still consider myself a switchy sub overall - I dom because thats what other people like me to do, not necessarily because I'm inclined to it. So... yea, maybe its something of a LARP because I've never been allowed to sub for realizes. Can I have that, at least? ;3;
no just stop
Nice to see more of the pop poping up here. Hi Angel!
Need plommy to shove her vines in my brain and make the Bad thoughts go away, Insert good tingly instead Make me hers, utterly break me But only part-time So i can go do normal things some of the time and have hobbies Only to go be broken again and spend the rest of the day blissed out blitzed on love and biorythms .plis gib big plant


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