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ROYAL RUMBLE 2019 Phoenix Rising edition Boliever 01/20/2019 (Sun) 20:10:35 Id: 8925a1 No. 133419
The Beast to battle Finn Gáylor at Royal Rumble Royal Rumble comes to Phoenix Sunday, Jan. 27, 2019 and will stream live on WWE Network. Tickets are available now. >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Finn Bálor Mr. McMahon stripped Braun Strowman of his Universal Title bout against Brock Lesnar and made an impromptu Fatal 4-Way Match for later on Raw to determine The Anomaly’s new challenger: Finn Bálor. >WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs. AJ Styles In what promises to be another classic title fight at Royal Rumble, WWE Champion “The New” Daniel Bryan will once again go to war with a determined AJ Styles, who is laser-focused on reclaiming his title. >2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match Thirty male Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE will fight for the opportunity at sports-entertainment immortality when the 2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match invades the award-winning WWE Network. <2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match Thirty female Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE will fight for the opportunity at sports-entertainment immortality at the 2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match on the award-winning WWE Network. <Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Sasha Banks At Royal Rumble, Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey will square off against “The Boss” Sasha Banks, who earned her title opportunity with an electric victory against Nia Jax. <SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka vs. Stone Cold The Irish Lass Kicker will battle for her lost SmackDown Women’s Championship at the Royal Rumble event. >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar vs. The Miz & Shane McMahon The Miz & Shane McMahon look to live up to their lofty “best tag team in the world” nickname at Royal Rumble when they challenge SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar. <Buddy Murphy vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Kalisto vs. Hideo Itami – WWE Cruiserweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match Buddy Murphy will defend the WWE Cruiserweight Championship at WWE Royal Rumble in a Fatal 4-Way Match against Kalisto, Akira Tozawa and Hideo Itami. >United States Champion Rusev vs. Shinsuke Nakamura United States Champion Rusev defends his title against Shinsuke Nakamura at Royal Rumble, Sunday Jan. 27 at 7 ET/4 PT on WWE Network.
I don't know about you guys but I used to like braun till WWE killed him with teaming up with a 10 year and sealed the deal by Lesnar squashing him at Crown Jewel so whatever, I dont mind Rollins winning, Brock is probably retaining the title at Mania either way. Becky vs Ronda main event? Eh.
>>134226 >Becky vs Ronda main event? I fucking hope not. And why would Brock retain at another Mania? >>134224 If you want good wrestling today, you might as well move on to other promotions.
>>134225 >I'm just saying No, you were just saying "it was the one pop from this rumble" and I was just saying that the most washed up of wash-ups form the 90's who once literally had a gold selling scheme is not a "surprise" to anyone because we both know when people talk about a "surprise for the rumble" they mean something they'll enjoy not something they'll forget even happened in a week.
>shitty womens bullshit >shitty match for Shane to jerk himself to >shitty womens bullshit >the shittiest womens bullshit >decent Bryan/Styles match but shit finish and for a dead crowd >Balor/Lesnar was good but short >shitty 'mens' rumble despite starting off with the dime drawer Reminds why I don't pay attention to this shit except for the Rumble and Mania. Not even worth that now.
>>134225 >bork prefers small dudes bork prefers getting paid you fucking retard.
>>134227 But that's the point, mainstream was basically the only good place to get wrestling and everything else was low budget shit. Nowadays mainstream wrestling is trash but the low budget shit is now low budget sort of okay that is palatable because it's not mainstream. It's not just wrestling I notice this pattern in either, it feels like a lot of entertainment is struggling for this exact reason where the mainstream is bad and the alternates are too small/low budget to compete.
>>134228 Jarrett was literally the only thing to remember from this match. >>134230 Yes but he also likes having flippy dudes do the work for him you fucking dumbass.
>>134227 >And why would Brock retain at another Mania? I don't know why he won the belt back to begin with so why wouldn't he retain at Mania, WWE doesn't seem to have much of an idea what to do with the Universal title really, almost seem comfortable with Brock holding it. Also I don't feel like rollins would be the man to beat brock but well who knows.
>>134232 >Jarrett was literally the only thing to remember from this match. We'll see how long you remember it. Honestly the most memorable thing was Nia but for all the wrong reasons.
>>134234 I completely forgot about that part and it just happened. >>134231 I wouldn't consider NJPW low budget but it isn't mainstream in the States so I agree to an extent.
>>134225 Yeah pretty much everyone was expecting Wyatt, KO, Zayn, or even Lars Sullivan if he stopped being a nervous pussy. Jarrett was a surprise but he wasn't the impactful type of surprise. Even Nia left more of an impact and surprise than him and they do that stupid wahmen showing up in men's RR every once in a while.
Lesnar may like to fight midgets because it allows him to throw them around with ease for 10min and then only take a small 5min beating from them before pinning them. Easy for him.
>>134237 Yeah, that's the point I was trying to make.
>>134224 >Not even mad, just feel very hollow by this point. I pretty much sat here for the past 7 hours and had no surprises or anything memorable at all. >Just proves modern wrestling is dead by pushing the same old shit over and over instead of new talent or something different. I really do wonder if wrestling post 2007 and onward is going to be looked at as a a Lost Generation of sorts. Nah, I think we just need to expand our horizons and stop relying on WWE, TNA, and Lucha Underground for our wrestling. Just start looking into Indies, UK, and Japan for more wrestling needs. The WWE is beyond help at this moment. It's like a patient in a coma, and we are just waiting for that flat line. It's cool that peeps like AJ and Samoa Joe can get a paycheck for what they do, but if this is the best the WWE can bring us, we just have to go our separate ways. I still like those two, but I have to sit through all this slop just to get to it. And the crowd, OH MY FUCKING GOD the crowd was just terrible. That is also one way that a crowd can kill the vibe. UK crowds are always fun because that is what they are about. They can make a shitty match watchable. But this crowd was like Richard Spencer on a podcast. Just soul sucking. But I don't bolieve wrestling is dead, it's just WWE is starting to slow down and die. Like Paul London said, "I think the WWE will be better when Vince McMahon is dead."
I like NJPW but I guess growing up with WWE does make me miss that kind of wacky over the top storylines and matches sometimes. Too bad WWE completely dropped the ball.
has there ever been a more boring royal rumble? at least when loud leukemia won and everyone was booing and throwing shit at the ring, Rock came out and made an idiot of himself
>>134241 Watch 1995
>R-Truth Same thing that happened to Curtis Axel a few years ago
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Still, even though I do feel there was a surprise, this rumble was felt really slow. Maybe it was the crowd like >>134239 said.
>>134242 i'll brace myself and do that
>>134245 It's kind of like TNA crowds, they can have great matches, but when you get normie fucks to watch your matches, it just becomes unwatchable. You need a hot crowd.
>>134247 It's funny because TNA pays like half their crowds and the ones they pay give off a more normie impression than the actual normies. It's like they find random non-wrestling fans off the side of the street and pay them to just stand their with a fake "i'm into this" expression.
>>134248 Especially when your crowd are visitors at Universal Studios Florida. So we all know that most of them only watch WWE stuff. As for the others that watch other things, or who don't watch wrestling at all are even more bored.
>mens rumnle was 57mins long >wymyns rumble was 1 hour 12 mins long, 15mins longer than mens Why was the wymyns so long. Yeah i know because of steph and muh wymyns revolushin.
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Feels like this PPV was half-finished or some fucking shit.
Nia Jax is no Chyna
>>134254 She's no Beth Pheonix or Kharma either
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So when is a man going to enter the wymyns rumble? Probably going to be a joke like James Ellsworth, in contrast to women that enter the rumble and are treated like badasses who manage to eliminate one guy at least.
>>134254 >>134255 Also in contrast to all of them, Nia was just smugly smiling the whole time, no seriousness at all unlike the other women. Well Kharma smiled but in a twisted way and was oart of her gimmick. Also all previous women always entered earlier as a part of the ones to entertain the crowd like other guest entrants. Nia coming at the end took away a lot of seriousness from the end of the rumble all the time she was there.
>>134257 I want to put my penis in her face dimples.
>>134231 >It's not just wrestling I notice this pattern in either, it feels like a lot of entertainment is struggling for this exact reason where the mainstream is bad and the alternates are too small/low budget to compete. Still remember that Al Snow quote that 'Wrestling is a mirror of society', and that if you dont like the state of wrestling, yiu probably dont like society as well. It sure fits here.
Well 695 posts , good job lads. May the next one have 0 fuck this shitty company.
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>no bo dallas What a friggin rip off. Big E beat Seth Rollins for the NXT title, and Bo beat Big E for the NXT title, therefore making Bo superior to Seth. This is a Bospiracy to stop people from Bolieveing, but I will never stop.
>>134266 so in other words, the 2 pinnacles of society were the 80s and the late 90s?
>>135274 Don't know about pinnacle but it was still a decent time to be alive. The 50s too had a big wrestling scene and that was a nice time to live.


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