Why did someone as purely Nordic as Bryan (a literal manlet viking) marry and breed with a Mexican-Italian mutt?

>>135196 >roman >on Smackdown Maybe Road Dogg'll book him better

>>135199 >Maybe Road Dogg'll book him better >Road Dogg'll book him better >Road Dogg

>>135198 Hes watched too much porn

Jesus, Joe is laying in those chops. What did Bryan do to piss him off so much?

>>135202 He didn't honor the ring

I GOT A CRACK PIPE, I KEEP IN MY POCKET I HIT BONGS NEVER UTTER A WORD WHEN YOU LIGHT A JOINT, A HOUSE FIRE WILL HAPPEN BUT THE LINE BETWEEN THE RAZOR AND STRAW GET BLURRED DON'T YOU SEE THE METH LAB IN MY SHED (DON'T YOU SEE THE METH LAB IN MY SHED)

imagine being paid to be as lazy as orton

Imagine the heat randy's gonna get when he calls kofi stupid

Bryan is going to get so much heat when he beats Kofi

No….dont tell me…..Just because it is February….doesn't mean….

This whole matchup between these 2 is pretty based desu. Wouldn't mind seeing it at Wrestlemania. I mean, who else is gonna face Bryan at this point? There's nobody else who seems like a fresh opponent.

I AM THE POD

Why was there a rope spot in an elimination chamber

>>135211 I was confused as well.

black history month more like blacks are history month

>>135213 good thing it's the shortest month too

Good match I wonder if the outcome would have been the same if Mustafa Ali was in it like they initially planned. Anyways Kofi/Daniel rematch at Mania?

>Kofi gets madly over >Gets opportunity for title after 13 grueling years of hard work >Loses in a crushing defeat to top heel >Soaks in the moment with his companions post-match >Rematch is set at Wrestlemania I'm ready.

>record low attendance numbers >record low ratings >record low merchandise sales >top guy now has cancer >Part-time Universal Champion is going to lose to a scrawny gay porn star >Vanilla midget vs vanilla midget nigger in WWE championship match at Mania >Women main eventing Mania THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>135221 >>135223 BASED Vince The last bastion of his chadhood in the face of the ensuing numalepocalypse is to never allow a negro to hold the WWE Title in his lifetime. God BLESS this man's iron resolve, what a saint.

>>135224 There's something depressing about those empty crowd shots, it takes you out of the show when you realize theyre playing just for the camera and there's nobody behind the cam.

>>135227 >They'r… they're just getting t-shirts and nachos during the boring parts! TV RATINGS AREN'T IMPORTANT EITHER, FUCK YOU WEABOO NJPW FAG!

>>135224 >Women Main Eventing Mania Are they actually putting the women on last? HOLY SHIT if so, gonna be hilarious.

>>135227 It's a very specific kind of pathetic.

>>135230 Imagine having to console war wrestling promotions when they're all shit now.

>>135312 If we're going to compare wrestling promotions to consoles then it's basically an alternate version of 2001/2002 where the Xbox, PS2 and Gamecube do not exist. WWE is the Sega Dreamcast after being the PS1 and kicking so much ass in the 90s. Bought up all the IPs and is now collapsing under its own weight since there is no competition. Sonic is John Cena, the one guy they've always relied on. Now they want a darker, edgier face. Cue Shadow/Roman Reigns. Meanwhile Knuckles/Brock Lesnar is a walking aggressive pile of meat that barely shows up. Paige is Rouge TNA or whatever it's called nowadays is the N64. Put up a great fight, told some amazing stories not that long ago with what they had (No Mercy/BROKEN Hardys) but basically irrelevant by that point in time, nobody wants to go there. Everyone of importance has jumped ship. New Japan is the GBA. Great console, but it's portable and limited compared to what the "big boys" can do. AEW looks set to be the PSP. Wants to overthrow the established status quo, but keeps fucking around with the formula before anything has been set in stone. Could jeopardize its own future if it isn't careful. And NWA are arcade games. They still exist, have something good in store every now and then, but clearly living on borrowed time due to the old-fashioned way they conduct their business. Meanwhile MMA/UFC and the like are the ever-increasing collector card games that dominated the turn of the millennium. Different playing style, some recognizable faces cross over every now and then, but it is making itself far more accessible to the masses than its opposition is. This hurt to type out, especially the sonic character autism

>>135331 >WWE is the Sega Dreamcast Only the Dreamcast was actually good faggot. TL;DR the rest of your autism.

>>135331 >limited compared to what the "big boys" can do. I'm tired of this bullshit. If WWE is what the big boys can do, then the GBA emulators are the best way to go.