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I saved a life with Baneposting Big Guy 06/27/2019 (Thu) 12:27:29 No. 145700
>Be me >Banescholar >Not the biggest banescholar, but far away from a hothead >Chit chat with non-initiated friends >One of them jokes about her life being shit "Now it's not the time for sadness. That comes later" >Other friend replies: "I'm always sad" "But you're a big guy" >It's the armour I use to protect myself "If I pull that off would you die?" >I'm already dead "Then show me the body" >Look at my eyes and you'll see the body "Do you feel in charge" >What do you mean anon? "It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan" >I have no plan. "Victory has defeated you" >Yes, anon. This toxic society where we live have finished with my hopes "This can't be happening, YOU are in charge here" cont
>>145700 >OP uses the unfilmed screenplay for Batman 4 to save a life Well done, Big Guy
>>145702 >>145701 >>145700 invite him to see it, you must OP.
He was expected in the wreckage, but his fire rose. You got to bring friends, OP.
1111 4u
>her life >I told him ???
>new Baneposts You are a God, OP.
>>145738 In a group of people, 2 different friends
What's with the revival of Bane? I've seen it 3 times only recently.
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>>145743 Once upon ago, Baneposting was getting forgotten so the meme itself crashed Germanwings, killing 150 people. Now it's getting forgotten again, so it's saving people.
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saved
>>145700 >you didn't warn him that through life he will face people wanting to grab his price other than that, good one
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>>145700 Bravo OP, you're on the flight plan
good job OP you got to bring friends
>>145702 >how to get motivated, how not to procastinate and so More details on this please…
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I know Bane is best known for crashing planes but /bane/ saves lives. >>145767 What I found is that you need to put down a clear and concise goal for your master plan. Write it down. Now what are the steps to your master plan? You're not going to be sprinting, you're taking steps and it might be frustrating to not reach your goal immediately but you should take these steps. You also need the right people to help with your master plan, toss anyone impeding the plan. Maybe you're aiming to be a Big Guy? You start with morning walks, there's something therapeutic about seeing the sky and just walking. Your next steps would curb unhealthy habits but you take it one step at a time. Maybe you scrounge Craigslist or garage sales for weight sets and you look up how to use proper form and what your routine is going to be. The need to move forward becomes as much a part of you as breathing. Forget about the bad news of things crashing, all flights end eventually. What's the point of being angry at how things aren't flying so good anymore? Maybe someone keeps bringing up how the paint on the plane isn't shiny, it's a badly engineered plane, someone else's plane is better than yours in this way. So? You're in charge here. Focus on your master plan.
>>145768 Thanks big guy, I'm going to follow these steps. We need more big guys like you in the world.
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>>145700 Kill yourself normalfaggot. No one gives a shit about your gay social life and your virtue-signalling "heroics". >>>/facebook/ >>>/twitter/ >>>/suicide/
>>145774 >getting assmad over a likely fake story Anon just enjoy the story.
what if I never saw the batman movie with bane?
>>145776 Who said anything about a batman movie? Just watch Dark Knight Rises. It's a short film staring CIA and Bane
>>145774 Somebody get this hothead out of here
>>145774 Somebody get this hot head outta here!
>>145774 you can't scare me, I know she's just a ghost.
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>>145700 You're a big (hearted) guy.
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>>145700 OP, you are a big guy
>>145746 baneposting was still at its peak in 2014-2015, withb 2015 being the biggest year, germanwings crash was big but OC was still being made. Fire's been fading since then.
>>145776 It's a short film with a post credits scene that goes on for over two hours
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>>145746 >Baneposting dies down a little >meme gods crash a Germanwings aircraft as punishment >Baneposting dies down more >now America is under lockdown, major cities literally letting people out of jail because they can't keep facilities running. Crime is legal because cops can't enforce laws >the whole world is now Bane's Gotham We tried to warn you. All you had to do was banepost more. You could have stopped this.
>>146006 I did my part.
Bravo Nolan
>>146006 >90 days of Burning, Murdering, and Looting
>>145768 Thank you for the advice, 2 year old banepost.
can I get an update on this small guy op?


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