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big Аноним 01/27/2022 (Thu) 12:47:40 No. 2767
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why can't gcf choose its anthem?
i want to transition into a russian and so i'm thinking of starting hrt (drinking) what is a nice spirit for begginers? vodka is too strong
actualy nevermind i'll drink strong vodka and get uded to it fuck german bitters, i'm a russian god damnit
you think russians start off with some kind of training vodka? if you're drinking it properly you don't even taste it
someone delete a post in the ols thread to tell people it is locked
remember it's not about the taste, it's about endurance expect drinking minimum half a litre in one sitting
too much for me. my voice gets raspy with 3 beers
h-hey lads.... please don't call me "anon" anymore, it makes me unconfortable could you please refer to me as аноним?
invalid access code it says to me
Invalid access code. Please use a valid invitation link. To share the link to a room, please always copy it from the box at the top right of the room or use the share button. Please do not share the link from the browser address field.
WHERE IS THE ACCESS CODE WHERE IS IT
https://w2g.tv/hkpc3fsqajwi4dskic since i cant join the other raum
why do americans love making up these latin plurals that no anglo has ever used and pretend it's correct?
how far are you in that italia/iberia game? maybe we can continue it from where you left off
we as in whom
as in me iberia
im in 1889
so like 5 years? that's nothinf
in 1889 about to help iberia btfo the scando-japanese alliance for algerian sahara
but i dont want algerian sahara -_-
but iberia lost cuba )))))
ok so new game when ))
we could theoretically continue from a save that's a little earlier
i just want my cuba is all
ok then mp in an hour? i need to eat something
the game seems to run faster on linux. pretty cool and yeah sure
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kinda wanna try a swiss game but idk what to take without it being blobbing wanna just cheat and fire off a baby boom in switzerland and then go ham
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sorry i lied, i left off in 1895 after a tedious war to save manchuria from dying this is the earliest i could realistically revert to
cuba is owned by iberia, correct? thats all i care about btw here's version for mp https://anonfiles.com/r2FbYeDcx1/common_7z i made it so that if ai has over 3 million in the bank they lose their minimum tariff modifier. if they won't spend the money what's the point and who knows, maybe there's a hidden code by paradox where if tariffs are high ai won't spend on education and administration? a man can dream
brother, i will move south to the fertile borderlands of ukraina don't go, they'll assimilate you don't worry, i'll be fine *500 years later* hryu hryu hryu hryu what the fuck?
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when?
worst image i've ever seen it's basically american peopel: georgian, new yorker, floridan, etc while in reality there's only 1 people, the mutt race
*assimilates to piratiningano* yarrr
>You VILL charge ze machine guns and you VILL die for your country. return to /vg/ when?
why are you such a bitch i bet you're the same guy who shares that post aimed at grandi too
which post aimed at grandi?
that sicko one
fucking hamachi: service status stopped i stop using it for a short while and it stops loving me, kike
reinstalling it usually fixes it
up
>>2798 did you download this? what vanilla checksum do you get
ZTEQ
weird. what is the correct vanilla checksum again?
i mean that is the checksum with the mod, not vanilla
i'll try downloading pirate version from scratch wait
oh i still have the rar nevermind hehe
ok got the correc tchecksum now
up
oh ok was about to say, shit, does hamachi have a problem
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what could have been
*siiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppp* aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what if we reload the save from december 28th and i get a treaty port?
ok cheater
The german culture is centered around czechs. They have holidays for czechs. They killed hundreds of thousands of germanic men to free czechs. They listen to czech music. They elect a czech as their president. They dress and act like czechs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from czechs. They post sassy gifs about czechs. They watch sportsball in worship of czechs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of czechs playing sports. They use czech slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the czech, Jan Huss. Their cities are completely overrun with czechs. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with czechs and their global police force of soldiers filled with czechs. Their men sit around watching czech ball while their women sit around watching czech talk shows. They worship czechs like Karel IV and Joseph Radetzky von Radetz and Albrecht von Wallenstein and the late Václav Havel while attacking the germanics who actually built their country before czechs took over. Their movies are filled with czechs and their music charts are topped by czechs. They send czechs to the Olympics and celebrate when the czechs win because those czechs are true red blooded american czechs. They watch czech porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about czech penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate czechs and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love czechs but the evidence speaks for itself in that Germany has always been and will be a nation of czech loving czechs
up
shit, i missed one "american"
the HRE was so kino when it was ruled by czechs... so kino just imagine how it was like. joining a german empire and taking it over from the inside, only to have it taken from you by jews(habsburgs)
did i drop
god hate this internet
bro bro bro pause mp pause mp aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i see time go by before my eyes.... but none of my actions have an effect because i'm like 5 months behind cant even pause
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SS MARSCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED EIN SCHÜTZE STEHT AM WOLGASTRAND UND LEISE SUMMT ER MIT WIR PFEIFEN AUF UNTEN UND OBEN UND UNS KANN DIE GANZE WELT VERFLUCHEN ODER AUCH LOBEN GAR WIE ES JEDEM GEFÄLLT WIR KÄMPFTEN SCHON IN MANCHER SCHLACHT IN NORD, SÜD, OST UND WEST UND STEHEN NUN ZUM KAMPF BEREIT GEGEN DIE ROTE PEST SS WIRD NICHT RUHN WIR VERNICHTEN BIS NIEMAND MEHR STÖRT DEUTSCHLANDS GLÜCK UND WENN SICH DIE REIHEN AUCH LICHTEN FÜR UNS GIBT ES NIE EIN ZURÜCK
how the fuck did ai bulgaria take constantinople
funny
that albania scandinavia loves to take tunis in vic2
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there, i fixed albania
literally johan *changeowners 3 states to greece*
nevermind thats 5 states aegean islands +cyprus
really really really really really really really really really really really really really kino prussia. tag switch to it and show pops.
greece literally won a war with 60+ warscore against the turks, the only reason they didn't add wargoals for their cores is game bullshit and albania cucking them therefore i only really changeownered one province - smyrna
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now show reforms. then show culture map mode of prussia.
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>fixed it ain't fixed if ALVBANIAN BVLLS don't own thessally, epirus, macedonia and kosovo once again whytoids exploit and steal from noble ilyro-caucasian people
are they converting poles to protestantism
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wanna continue that game where we left off? now that greece is fixed we can play prussia is a normal semi-constitutional monarchy they're converting poles only in kalisz
give me like 15 mins and we can resume
show tuchel pops. why is tuchel so polish?
first they removed all the african cultures and i didn't speak up because i don't like niggers then they merged all the types of pajeets and i didn't speak up because i don't shit in the streets then they merged russian and german and i didn't speak up because i couldn't imagine the situation would worsen... *dramatic zoom out showing new crimeamod version having only one culture called human* crimeamod will never rise again, for it has fallen too low how could this have been prevented i dont know maybe, just maybe we should have been nicer to HPMguybro
https://x0.at/nk2m.7z here's your tuchel pops, check em yourself
sya when up
uhhh yeah im not clicking that
there's this retard american who got arrested for downloading cyberpunk using utorrent hahahhahaha how dumb cna you het
up
hello?
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checkmate atheists
? why a red circle around saturn
because saturn is satan
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test
ill test your mom tonight if you catch my drift
are han cultures merged in crimememod?
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epic
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wow just like irl little did the italians expect that the russians could just walk around their defensive lines
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veterans of the great war
>>2864 how the fuck did this happen
prussia demanded it in the great war against austria
up
no han are not merged
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*sips mare milk*
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japanese moving in
have you expanded into the caribbean or grabbed some land in asia?
no i'm bleaching my existing colonies manila 48% spanish, morocco almost all yellow, etc
good job when i play spain, i like to conquer haiti, since it's easy war, some local pops are caribeno, location is quite strategic, between two of your colonies, and potentially, it can give you a lot of infamy, so the earlier the better
why would i do that i'm in fact genociding caribenos carlists do not follow cuck spaniard strategy of mixing in the colonies
>restores spanish colonial empire in americas anyway
got gifted an 88% alcohol balkan vodka bottle wtf will i do with it
shlivovitza? realistically save for when you need to cauterize a wound would seriously advise against drinking high % spirtis (above 50%) when you're already drunk and eager for a challenge
gift it to your balkan plumber or construction worker
continue der mp?
no the vodka is literally called балкан
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mp
new vid when?
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are they crazy?
>>2888 epic gets bro congratulations
thanks
hello
hello? you discoonnected
yes i know >game pauses to let me catch up >host unpauses instantly and fucks up me catching up
up
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just like that one persia player
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i don't blob, i just expand to ancestral borders.
>doesnt take flanders which belonged to france for 1000000 years >takes genoa sicko
well of course i'm not done, i haven't even taken catalonia yet.
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whats the point of owning that land yourself? wow epic 1k pops land that wont get immigrants at least release quebec or something
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now this is epic, not owning the land yourself
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-___-
slovakia wants galicia lodomeria and moravia ugh they'll be so epic.
lol is this gfm, hfm or some napoleonic spin-off (napoleon's legacy?) french empire would probably rename louisiane to something less bourbon
how about i bourbon my fist in your face?
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it's GFM.
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ugh imagine.... hirohito... emperor of the USA
show the peace deal when you win that great war >turkish-north yemeni war of honor >no turks, no yemenis
nevermind epic slovakia taking moravia and galicia lodomeria just became a boring gay czechslovakia
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12.5m pops accepted out of 13.5m pops
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state of the world after an 11 year great war tomorrow i'll install the war analyzer
thats counting cubans, filipinos, puerto ricans, moroccans and my african colonies (angola, mozambique and rhodesia) most of it is bleached
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the negev mountain range 9% nordic, 9% russian, 7% natives, 47% shepardim
how the fuck are you at 12,5 accepted pops, i'm only at 19,46m as italy you used to be half as populous as me
called skill
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super late ngf about to go fascist
i guess it makes sense in the last save from the previous i'm you're 7,43m and i'm 11,26m in fact in 1883 italy is 1,51 times the core population of iberia, while in 1915 it is 1,55 times that
this ngf has less industry score than bavaria. embarassing btw france attacking them to free holstein
ROC is almost fully occupied by anhui too bad you can't see that because they're both the same color
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wish i had the infamy to take this in one war these middle eastern states should really be larger (once piece syria, two piece iraq)
>>2900 *attacks USA* *lets them fully occupy your colonies for 5 years so they get all reforms* *end the war and make sure they dont die to rebels* gg, immigrants
>>2904 >99% wtf? does it give you a cheat that just assimilate them?
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wait, so are those just settlers or did the culture and religion changes resulted in hyperassimilation?
settlers
post a culture map
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remember, those are italians, not arabs in eritrea
very cool
what are those brown stains in nigeria? indians?
>>2920 you get a decision called "invest in louisiana" which increases the size of every louisianan cultured pop and also moves french pops into provinces.
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yes same here, 44% hindustani, 19% bengali, 6% dravidian, 4% marathi god i hate it
doesn't make sense though 99% of a 172k province. thats insane for 1878 if they didn't start there and didn't even get immigrants
i love it it's so epic anything anglos touch with their filthy anglo claws gets poo'd
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the reason its 99% lousianan is because all the pops are sent to 1 province, all the other provinces are still yankee, only that one is lousianan.
why are you playing gcf
god i hate hpm american provinces so much in vanilla it's bad. then he manages to make it worse how? just how
movie nacht tomorrow? we must have a movie nacht btw that is movie night for you non germans
no
yes. yes there will be. you will watch a movie and you will like it
if the conflicts of your father's become your conflicts... there is only one path to victory there is only one path to victory listen to the voice of the young insurgents listen to the voice of the workers and the villagers mao, CCP, Communist Youth League of China
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wow so immersive art playing japan in v3 will be so epic...
god how i miss the soviet union i wasn't there but i miss it i should have been there. i wasn't but i should have. i'd have nuked moscow to btfo the reformist kikes.... the entire country ruined, and for what? a shitty, cosmopolitan city. the heart of russia has always been agrarian and artisans. when will russia rise again? i don't know. but it will not be in my lifetime. soviet union was the peak of slavic civilization. now, only in hundreds of years will they rise to such heights. maybe russia will manage to stand the decay of the west, and i hope it is the case, but that's what they'll be doing, standing. maybe kneeling it was humanity's last hope. and it died with barely and bloodshed. just pathetic. pathetic. extremely pathetic
where are the black samurai? the iberians brought them over
ugh imagine..... japanese-afro-spaniard mutts philipinos being brought over to japan to work, and mixing with the local japanese-afro-spaniard mutts god just imagine they'd all be catholic too
never again. never again in the world will there be anything with as much soul.
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thoughts on his physiognomy?
looks like grandi if he was in the mafia
is it fat elvis? he looks like fat elvis. if he lost 20 to 30 kilograms, maybe more, and was five years younger, he would be handsome, above average looking man. he looks like a party animal and rather simple man, without rich or noble ancestry. it's hard to judge, fat people don't have physiognomy.
it's vasily alexeyev, a deceased strongman
>out of spite I'm going to make a crimeamod modification and add too many cultures. Ruthenian, Prussian, Baltic German, Central Italian, Sicilian, Gagauz, Venitian, Bavarian, Austrian, the swiss cultures, Norman, Welsh, Ulster Scot, New Englander, Andalusian, Pomor, Ingrian. However, I will not re-add any African cultures. I will merge all Indian cultures.
play crimememod get memed on
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white german colour?
why
looks better in africa
but it looks worse in kuk
funny, if you made germans white it'd be a repeat of the vanilla situation where ashkenazis are almost indistinguishable from germans
they do speak a germanic language so they're germans
oh right, just remembered ashkenazi in vanilla were part of the germanic culture group.... hhahaha
seriously. if victoria 2 had suchh things, just imagine the bullshit in vicky3
>>2956 grandimod greek color? it sure looks nice
but it being purple greek vs red turks implies they are a similiar culture, just like how walloons are just a darker shade of french, or flemish is a darker shade of greek
*a darker shade of dutch
then make german light blue (same as the greek culture in that screenshot) to signify their cultural ties with czechs
how about i make my fist dark red with your blood
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ugh... mighty soviet armored corps....
why are they carrying around a branch?
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why are poles serving in the soviet army???
for when they get stuck in sand/mud, lose traction and have the tracks spin without pushing the tank forward they chain the log to the tracks at the front of the tank and the tracks pull the log under the tank giving them a much better purchase, allowing the tank to move forward
> When the division started being organised, there were many Jewish volunteers, but they stopped accepting any more Jews, >"so as to not become propaganda targets of the London Government-in-exile which might be tempted to revive the old story of the connection between Communism and the Jews."
>Żydokomuna ([ʐɨdɔkɔˈmuna], Polish for "Judeo-Communism")[1] is an anti-communist[2] and antisemitic canard,[3][4] or a pejorative stereotype,[5][6] suggesting that most Jews collaborated with the Soviet Union in importing communism into Poland, or that there was an exclusively Jewish conspiracy to do so.[7][8][5] A Polish language term for "Jewish Bolshevism", or more literally "Jewish communism",[9] Żydokomuna is related to the "Jewish world conspiracy" myth. but big said poles weren't based?
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based? for perpetating a myth? yes very based wow minotaurs are real too moooo
"myth"
yes just like the stab in the back myth
>Tadeusz Kościuszko Infantry Division >Kościuszko was born in February 1746, in a manor house on the Mereczowszczyzna estate What an absolute meme language. Dreikaiserbund should have finished the job
Mereczowszczyzna wow that's so hard to pronounce poles are retarded hhaaha Меречёвщина *soyface*
difference is i cant read that alphabet so i cant tell if its a meme word or not
>complicated words are le bad maybe bantu grunt language is more up your alley?
to be honest it is so bad in cyrilic it is much more condensed stupid poles westernized too much. catholicism? latin alphabet? loving jews and illuminism?
imagine if the jews loved poland back
they did, back when it was relevant it's the same issue with mercenaries while you're the richest they serve you
so movie night today? in 3 hours to be exact? kurosawa?
yes
no
maybe
ask again later
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god, americans are so funny just remembered back in 2013 or so i joined a skype group with people who spoke a bit german and constantly talked about germany, i don't speak german so it took me like 2 weeks to find out that they're not even german, just americans who live in the midwest
ugh imagine being an anglo-saxon settler uncharting the virgin lands of virginia
what's /big/ stance on gamergate? locals are really into it personally, i somewhat support it, but it doesn't look like it was very successfully or changed things for the better, just stirred up some shit and actually proped up their own enemies by attacking them and getting absolutely played by the media, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ any other impressions of this place? porn of all shapes and sizes and all deviant fetishes seems to be endemic here, locals have no love for any other imageboard or social media and personalityfags and avatarfags are common with the exception of few threads on /v/ and /b/, this place looks pretty slow and empty, with weeks-long breaks between the replies russian site had nicer layout, but this place has better/more options overall
idk what gamergate is, i think only americans care and know what it is isn't it some muh feminism bad thing?
my stance on gamergate is dadc
gay in russian = гей gamergate in russian = геймергейт, aka gaymergayt thinking it's gay
can't get over how the avatarposter in old big was ukrainian hahahahahahaahahah its hilarious hahaha
is that your phone screen? does your aunt not get jealous?
got a friend with anime tiddies background for his phone and computer he doesn't even like anime makes me сringе but i also at the same time wish i had that little shame
where would you rather live 95% black 5% white zimbabwe or 15% jewish 85% white poland
zimbabwe implies its under mugabe so definitely poland
85% white poland implies only 15% of the polish population is left so definitely this alt-his poland
god i love that little cecil rhodes video imagine johan's game instead of the shitty intro video everyone skips and is annoyed by, it is instead that video ugh what will be
the 99 luftballon one?
the in the dawn of the 20th century, the noble land of zimbabwe...
so the 99 luftballon one
at least in brazil you can buy stolen phones for very cheap so they do something good
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*gets his phone stolen*
no i won't go in there
i will but let me do some pushups first and then go get food
gonna share the link in vore1, 2 and 3 hope you don't mind
we've been over this, the idea of a movie night is dead
same, should be back in 20 minutes with something to eat
>i don't wanna join so the idea is dead ok faggot
come we are about to put the movie on
*chinese man dresses in pijama and waves shitty sword around* lol what a retard bugman haahahaha *japanese man dresses in pijama and waves shitty sword around* *soyface* yessss go samuraii
so do i make greek hpm blue
follow your heart
ok *merges greek and turk*
business idea: merge all altaics
no, they're very different
wonder why nippons are counted as altaic. are nippons turks??????????
they aren't counted as altaics? who counts them as altaics?
they are
nope
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they are
business idea: internal migration back to normal, assimilation in the new world back to normal
>koreans are really? what a joke.
ah i see some nomads from around lake baikal originated the korean and japanese language, so it's considered altaic
just do it. at this point im pretty sure youre the only one against putting new world assimilation back to normal. just do it autistic crimeadev.
i can samefag to disprove your point or just say no
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what should i take from the anglos? wish i could take south africa, but natalia is in my way
should i liberate ireland?
take sudafrika anyway. if you're going over infamy limit you can just go 10000 oer
guyana, caribbean, maybe malta and gibraltar, scottish or irish puppet you can get cb on quebec and haiti from one of napoleon's events if you feel like it, i think scotland would hurt them more in the long run
no it's not about infamy, it's about not being able to take all of south africa, there will always be natalia sitting there as a thorn in my side, a british puppet even if i take or free the puppet i will never be able to annex them like the uk does
fuck's sake
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forgot image
>>3043 that's what i mean. free them and then justify conquer later. idk if they'd join you since anglos released them, but since you don't care about infamy for not it doesnt seem like a problem
remember to violate swiss neutrality while you're already over the infamy limit btw and maybe start feeding puppets for that real nappy feel
you guys think living together with friends might be good? planning on doing so but i'm worried it'll be cancerous since my friends can't do housechores for shit, basically manchildren in that part
>it'll be cancerous since my friends can't do housechores for shit, basically manchildren in that part sounds cancerous, but maybe they can pay some of your rent for helping or something
no way they'd do that. i for sure wouldn't accept paying a friend to do housechores, we're niggardly but the alternative is also much more expensive, so i think i will do it anyways not sure if i'll also start living like a filthy gorilla monkey wallowing in my own shit or if i'll have to clean up after them
sometimes i get hopeful for the future then i go outside and see i was wrong time to move to kazakhstan or maybe ukraina and hope to get annexed by russia
>zar do germans really?
hopefully not one of us helps me feel less alone
ok that sounded gay as fuck helps me feel like we aren't alone? idk. imagine post above but less gay.
do you mean there is hope for a better world as there are people who hold the same views as us?
yes thank you glad to see yandex translate is here to fix my post
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germans are funny
booba
>>3054 in german Z is basically ts so why not
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h8 science h8 fact based arguments love logic based arguments
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just look at his physiognomy ugly people can't be noble and literacy is an aristocratic venture but man, that is funny. i can't stand any book past the 1900's made in the west, it's even worse than movies. movies are more relaxing and less of a time investment so you can normally still get through it but books are so propaganda filled... soviet books are good though. there's some good casual literature about the civil war and such in the views of soldiers/red cavalrymen. wish i remembered the titles of the ones i read, picked them up on my grandpa's library
funny how the resident commie kike always has stupid takes
but that fat american fuck is trying his best to immitate the work of a truly based anglo conservative conserving the good old times of the 1880s "I did begin a story placed about 100 years after the Downfall, but it proved both sinister and depressing. Since we are dealing with Men, it is inevitable that we should be concerned with the most regrettable feature of their nature: their quick satiety with good. So that the people of Gondor in times of peace, justice and prosperity, would become discontented and restless — while the dynasts descended from Aragorn would become just kings and governors — like Denethor or worse. I found that even so early there was an outcrop of revolutionary plots, about a centre of secret Satanistic religion; while Gondorian boys were playing at being Orcs and going around doing damage. I could have written a 'thriller' about the plot and its discovery and overthrow — but it would have been just that. Not worth doing." ―from The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter to Colin Bailey, 1964
how is it stupid? you have no argument. not a single argument. maybe coming up with a string of words is too difficult for you
it's so obviously stupid there is no reason to waste breath commenting on it since everyone but you knows why it is so
ok piggie hryu hryu
this child choir commie kike is more insufferable than nfag
im thinking its time for that reactionary shogun 0 industry campaign
why stalin hadn't built independent gypsy state or gypsy soviet republic in postwar europe or asia? autonomous jewish oblast was a thing and there were thousands of gypsies in soviet block countries >inb4 romania exists
no jews wanted to go to the autonomous jewish oblast though, the idea didn't work jews want urban centers to infiltrate not a comfy homeland
crimeadev revert internal migration and new world assimilation back to normal do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it as a compromise i would accept if you only reverted internal migration back to normal because russian pops moving en masse to central asia every single fucking campaign is so so so so so soso sosososo fucking retarded i fucking hate it its painful to look at DOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
no way am i reverting that. no way. how anti-fun can you be if you don't want colonized land to be bleached
oh right central asia counts as colony. but why doesnt central asia get so russified in vanilla or bandi then? its unironically retarded beyond belief for it to get as russified as it does currently in crimeamod. its really painful to see.
pretty sure it gets russified like that in bandi
maybe its because of the transportation reform?
yes obviously that is the main factor and the fact that russia probably doesn't have factories in most states
holy shit, luddite japan you can for sure completely bleach korea as luddite japan
>you can for sure completely bleach korea as luddite japan why?
they are the same colour -_-
is it possible to eventually enslave ALL the koreans as japan?
what do you mean by ALL
making at least 80% of all koreans in korea slaves
have you even played crimememod? you can make 100% of koreans into slaves, no exceptions, in 1860s and none of the gps bat an eye
hmmmm..... what to do..... turn all the koreans into nigger slaves or get rid of them and settle korea with my proud nippons....................... hmmm
settle the kurils instead they've 200k rgo size, 200k pops mining coal on these small islands
>>3084 no factories makes colonial migration way faster >>3090 enslave and slowly settle, then kill over time
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yes, very proper
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perfect
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misleading graph, because france is only that mistrusting because of the browns
not graph, map
netherlands is full of browns and they are green
so is germany which is why i posted the map
kinda shit goes from 1-10 4.5 is a dark red 5.5 is a mistrusting yellow 6.5 is a strong green
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interesting
france 49 military score? how
what do you mean how?
why is it so low
uhh its right at the start of the game, ever thought of that?
>1837 >uncivilized
business idea: crimeamod for eu3 - do you think we can fix it?
>The present-day capitalist economy in China is a capitalist economy which for the most part is under the control of the People's Government and which is linked with the state-owned socialist economy in various forms and supervised by the workers. It is not an ordinary but a particular kind of capitalist economy, namely, a state-capitalist economy of a new type. It exists not chiefly to make profits for the capitalists but to meet the needs of the people and the state. True, a share of the profits produced by the workers goes to the capitalists, but that is only a small part, about one quarter, of the total. The remaining three quarters are produced for the workers (in the form of the welfare fund), for the state (in the form of income tax) and for expanding productive capacity (a small part of which produces profits for the capitalists). Therefore, this state-capitalist economy of a new type takes on a socialist character to a very great extent and benefits the workers and the state. thoughts?
no, it has fake depth. like population, trade etc is all fake depth
i think the chinks run their country better than europeans
so what if its fake depth? maybe its fixable and then we have a decent game to play in that time period.
thinking it's chink babble they're state capitalist as monarchies of old, that is all workers? no, they don't give a shit. the red elite and capitalists control everything they are forced to live with poor people, such as in schools, but it just shows the problem fuerdai are a famous problem. they are sons of rich people and abuse their money to make the other classmates suffer china is gone. you know how every dynasty enters decadence? they entered their decadence after like 30 years. you might think it is super early, but it is not. ming entered decadence after 30 years too
it's not fixable game is rng based, you can raise the population of your provinces but it doesn't matter, it's a fake number. it multiplies base tax/manpower/production (not sure if production exists in eu3) instead of actually developing shit so you can raise your cool ireland province to 500k pops but it will still be worse than this random low pop province with way more base tax only actually cool mechanic of eu3 is trade, but it is also luck based
business idea: crimeamod submod for eu4 meious & taxes 3.0
do it, but for version 2 version 3 is tranny shit now europeans are weak as shit, europeans are garbage tier. poos, arabs, chinese, they are god-tier china in particular is so god tier in fact that they still break the game by being so rich that there is an interger overflow past like 1600
didn't get what was funny about it until i opened the video on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-hjFzSypc look at her accent hahaahahahahahahaa
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why are there so many brazilians holy shit
well you know. 220 million people )))
"""people"""
220 million monkeys? huh
what's funny is that the US is growing faster in population. that's how over it is for them
wat you just say about neupommern materfak?
wtf i feel dizzy and weird wonder if i caught t virus probably not, it wouldn't be this strong
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battle of berlin...
>6 6 french are satanic hell spawn that rose to this earth to help the jews achieve their thousand year cause of destroying the world
funny thing, i got three of them somehow: two generals one admiral
>felix de macmahon >mahon >hon hon hon hon
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just noticed the description for army schools and officer training is mixed up
why is your rp generation so low do you not have intellectuals yet
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education spending is 0% and i wont encourage intellectuals ever dont have any plans to raise rp in any way
...why? you can just not build factories, with planned economy you'll be safe
what do you mean why? thats the point of this campaign. im not half-assing it.
i thought you were just going luddite not full ted kaszsczhchsyisnky mode
just got cucked out of getting a gym membership because they wanted all my information, so i'm just going to play some minecraft instead.
minecraft mp?
if its more than 2 people i'll play mp, if not i'm going to play on my own.
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hello where is the coup? i need the coup before i end this war because i need poland to be a monarchy like me
its 2 people so far. one more guy, come play minecraft mp.
should've gotten napoleon at the start and not waited. you don't derserve him.
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UGH
early napeoleon coup sometimes doesn't fire and sometimes it fires during first week of game
maybe you cna only get couped at peace? btw think i'l sleep... god so tired. must be some disease
trigger = { tag = FRA year = 1837 NOT = { year = 1840 war_with = SWI has_global_flag = LouisNapoleonExtradite } } fire_only_once = yes mean_time_to_happen = { months = 5 modifier = { factor = 0.75 #increase likelihood to happen year = 1838 } modifier = { factor = 0.95 #increase likelihood to happen year = 1840 if you don't get napoleons coup at the start you may just be a nigger.
wow, i turned the map upside down and it's amazing. you notice so many details. normal map is cached in your memory, you don't analyse it, just remember upside down you must analyse it. very interesting. this can maybe be used innother parts of life. new experiences
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time to have the yanks taste some of my fat bottom boats
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this is my house please rate
>>3148 >>3144 that's how you lose half your population to liberal revolution
i've weathered the liberal revolution. it ain't that bad.
come on guys lets play minecraft mp. one more guy and we can get it started.
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love when this event fires during total war
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why did these niggers even declare i hate the ai
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grob
what is this why is it blue
ugh holy based
time destroys all even if the world is completely ruined, in time it all will return to dust you see how time ruins things and well, sometimes hope it ruins things faster
say that again but slightly more coherently
how about no you mouthbreather
>ask for coherence >get called a mouthbreather yeah, that's about what i expected
>1851 >still hasn't returned l'constantinoplee to greece i've noted your ip. it'll be rangebanned in my new site
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from 12,05m pops to this in one genocide
wtf is that hook congress poland has
why should i give istambul to greece? i just freed my turkic brothers in poland
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-__-
business idea: puppet mexico to restore the french emperor there and make them blob into america
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anglo weaklings trying to sphere me
why don't we play factorio MP? it is a very good game for MP and it can easily work fine with players going afk too but it must be with bob's mod or some other bloat mod, vanilla is too simple
>1945 >japan still uncivilized, fractured and with 0% clergymen ugh what could have been
yeah okay lets play factorio mp, thatll be fun.
that's 2 then anyone else???
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>puppet mexico about that...
>plays as france just to blob >ai blobs better than you embarassing. ai outperforms you once again
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i'll play factorio mp, give me 20 minutes i want to get somerhing to eat first.
post modlist for factorio
in in a BBC right now, i can play in like 30 mins. gonna go put it to download real quick
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ugh.... prussia ganked up on russia in the crimean war too.....
wait, just noticed something why is it called BBQ when it's barbecue? where is the q??
>yokohama is beggining to be occupied >yoklahoma
bob's mod?? or what
dont know, whats the alternative? im not a factorio expert.
don't know any alternatives, all i know is a more bloated version of bob's mod called angel's mod let's just play bobs. i'll post list of mods
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get all the mods by this bobingabout fellow (not a tranny i swear) it's 19 of them
where's a good download for factorio? i'm getting really shitty download on GOG games.
you're getting it legit or pirating? if pirating, check cs.rin.ru so that you can pirate the mods properly
i tried cs.rin.ru but all i found was links to google drive file that don't exist anymore.
goddamn it i'll just buy it like a fag. its went from 700kb/s to 300
anyone know where the french quebec/haiti event is located? i'm having trouble finding it to see the requirements
FRAFlavor you retard
trigger = { tag = FRA ENG = { NOT = { truce_with = THIS } } year = 1840 government = absolute_monarchy NOT = { exists = CAN } NOT = { has_country_flag = french_america } }
yeah now i found it somehow missed it in fra flavour
so, who will host
not me, i'm still downloading the mods.
waiting in der hamachi
me too
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is this correct?
i think so the game should tell us if it's incorrect and what mods are missing anyways when we try to join
why has it been decided that i'm hosting?
because my internet sucks
okay, i'm leaving all the stuff coming up as just the default.
okay it's up i think.
bros this place is a honeypot i don't feel safe too much pedoshit and by americans new site when johan? you can fix it, i swear. imagine, being bossnigger. banning "turks are based" from ever being said again. just imagine the possibilities.
did it tell you a port?
no? should it have?
no apparently not but i need a password. what is it
big
whats the chat button?
`
ill be there in 10 minutes
https://youtu.be/QtOXq9SwarQ cool channel, definetely one of the best history channel on goytube
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epic
recommend me a good book to read
Journey to the West
cant read books anymore me too boring
we have two players for modded minecraft mp (the new modpack). who else wants to join?
hate you. can't play victoria 2 to 1850 can't play factorio for 10 mins literal zoomer
but im playing it for more than 20 minutes already
wholly regret wasting those 5 hours playing france
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why what happened?
nothing really, i won a tedious war against the whole of europe, 2 rounds because my truces kept running out and now i'm just a gross france with shitty tech you're really not meant to be blobbing in vic 2
but i have to say, the south african event chains are very inflexible they break whenever someone other than uk owns saf, even netherlands
stronghold crusader hd?
saf event chain worked for me when i played the dutch
yes
what about stronghold crusader
hd or extreme hd?
we are playing stronghold crusader mp. join us and we are 4.
extreme is gay *spawns meteors*
confirm, stronghold crusader hd? hd version? better be hd because thats the one i bought
going for a duke be back soon
wtf why did a get extreme hd too. what is extreme about it
just regular hd, extreme is a meme version
yes i confirm it, stronghold crusader hd
jesus, 30 of january already.
you can even larp as steppe turk and build horse archers
its only the 29th what are you talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR-wBngW4tQ for me its this original stronghold is better than crusader
the singleplayer campaign is much better but for mp crusader is better
dadc about mp
are you joining the mp? 4 man stronghold mp would be epic. none of us are tryhard pros so its fun.
what the fuck is gameranger?
not something a zoomer would know about
>none of us are tryhard pros AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funny
i wish i was a zoomer, life would be easier.
we're not gonna use gameranger right, just hamachi?
so i don't have to install gameranger?
gameranger is just hamachi but it does thing automatically for you and lets other people see your games
by other people i mean hundreds of people
there's an ad for playromans.com -___-
okay i'm hosting
and who would that be
(Fuck you all)
cant join
are you sure youre hosting?
i clicked multiplayer went with the first option then pressed host.
>tabbing out crashed the game
works on my machine
not sure it works on linux? i put the ip idress and click join but nothing happens
there are two ips on the your ip part.
now it found the session but when i click to join it it goes back to the previous screen where i typed in the ip weird
26.15.27.186 / 25.77.117.182 i'm not hosting right now so thats why it doesnt work.
why two ips?
no clue thats just what is says.
ok say when up
let me try using virtualbox to join
you have to type in the ip from hamachi
GODDAMN FUCK THIS FLOOD DETECTED SHIT ITS BEEN UP FOR 1 FUCKING MINUTE YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE
when you try posting and get flood blocked it resets the timer
can anyone join?
yes that's retarded in theory you could perpetually keep hitting the timer and incrementing it at least on 4channel you get a timer and it autoposts when you set it to autopost after the timer
did it work for you guys?
maybe we try gameranger? it literally comes in the gamefiles, a gameranger installer
no im finding the session but when i click to join the session im sent back to the previous screen after it loads for a while.
yes lets try gameranger if it works for the linux guy
wonder if i still have my old account
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add me as friend, iamturk
who the fuck is i am jello
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which one
there are 6 iamturks in gameranger... let me find a better name
>4 bigturks -____-
hello lads
i think i've accidentally added freind with some random guy and sent him "iamturk" what the fuck am i doing on this thing?
there are several people called "baron ungern", "ungern", "ungern-sternberg" and such. must be cool guys like me.
add me lads, volgaturk
holy shit, 18 people named ungern
hello??? add volgaturk. add me
i added you
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very nice people
message me then, maybe friends are oneway
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what did you put as your city? astrakhan?
yes. always cool to right click people's names and see where they're from i put volgagrad btw, because my windows 7 virtual machine i'm trying for strongholds is russian and set in volgagrad
me, i know a "russian from volograd" actually a dagestanec from dagestan
can anyone see my game "Lord du Nord"
no
yes but wait game doesn't work on virtual machine
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i see it
see if it works for just you two first
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ok stronghold mp does not work for linux, because it needs a specific microjew tool
worked fine for us
>needs a specific microjew tool what do you mean
i think i need a guide for this game. absolutely no clue what im doing.
it's mp uses a specific microsoft thing to work
jesus christ would you be able to join if we connected with hamachi?
nope
so just use the microjew tool
it's impossible to play. it won't happen. play 2 player vs ai or something
i suck at this game i ain't gonna play against the ai just to be carried by a nigger.
you mean its impossible because its just impossible or its impossible because you wont use the microjew tool?
i'll try another virtual machine, but it'll take a while
thats good, it'll give me time to learn how to play this game.
you build a mercenary camp, spam horse archers and assassins, then micro the horse archers so they don't get hit by enemy archers and have the assassins attack the enemy lord
that doenst work against real people though, does it?
no it doesnt
so do i just want apple orchards, are any of these other buildings useful?
they all have different uses dont even go down the minmax tryhard faggot route
>dont even go down the minmax tryhard faggot route what does this even mean? i only understand i need food and housing at this point.
apple orchars are good, but their efficiency drops off hugely with distance from the granary, as in the distance the worker has to work to drop off fruit diary farms are inefficient, only build them to get leather armor hweat farms are efficient, but its costly to set up the whole bread production chain; again the distance from the hweat farm to the stockpile (this time not granary) is crucial for effiency
i think i've got the basics down at this point.
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trying out this virtual machine that apparently has good game support
and all this just to play cyberpunk2077 embarrassing, really
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i haven't built any walls, but this is what i've done.
russian language, polish games... you must really love slavs
just to play this microjew game but it's fine, having many virtual machines is good. imagine the samefagging. 3 OS open at the same time
wait, it's polish? why did nobody tell me shant be playing anymore
>64 oh no no no no n o
whats wrong with 64?
at 100 your peasants generate quicker at the campfire
so i always want at 100 then?
its an english game
i remember trying to make this friend of mine play aoe3 with me wasn't very fun, i remember doing shit like me and him vs 4 hardest ai and me beating all ais before he could even build troops. never played stronghold though so hopefully i'm a noob
yes also higher population is generally better since tax efficiency is decremental
rule 1 of rts - always build max villagers, they're dumb eco focused games not war games is stronghold like this? aoe2 is like this in a very annoying way. aoe3 not as much because it's much more agressive
the thing with stronghold is that your villagers are literally defenseless against harrassing units especially since hunting as a food source is gone in crusader. hunters were actually quite good as defensive units, even if you couldn't control them and in general once you get the inital basic economy of wood and food going there's nothing stopping you from growing both your army and economy
wow gfm bloat is at another level
>villagers are defenceless against harassing units always the case in every rts unless you exploits specific mechanics
i can accept phoneniggers. but this, this just needs to die in the darkest oblivion
but it shouldn't be you should be able to conscript your villagers
is the virtual machine done, almost midnight. i want to play some fucking mp.
stronghold crusader mp is fun. finish your virtual machine already.
goyaz, i...
miss the disunited states mod usa be one huge unitarian country with like 3 stacks total is unrealistic
89% finished. this virtual machine takes a long time to install because it actually virtualizes your gpu instead of emulating meaning it is probably laggy, but hey, it'll work for the games i play
remember that campaign someone did fully posting terrible quality phone pics
>fully >implying he didnt just play for like 10 years
neighbor having a party. they've been listening to negermusik (that's musique negre for you frogs) for 10h. my soul is leaving my body. i feel just bones. bones and skin
i don't get how you people could have been born in a non-white country when the neighbors host a party they blast 90s disco music
my sister thinks that the bolshoi songs i listen to sounds like horror movie stuff, as in it's creepy as fuck but you know, funny thing that saved me. literally 2 days after she told me that, we watched a russian movie and it had some random child choir playing, and she said "wow they listen the same music you do", dispelling suspicions
first and last time i ever heard a child choir in a russian movie btw literally divine intervention
OS installed time try installing stronghold crusader dependencies and see if it runs
maybe we should play tomorrow. it'll take a while still
how long is 'a while'?
about an hour and a half
i'm willing to wait, what about you other guy?
the hour and a half guy wasn't me.
SO SAY HOW LONG IS A WHILE
either way, whoever's who i'm getting something to eat, got nothing going on tomorrow so i can play today or tomorrow. back in a while.
idk. this virtual machine is finishing installing windows now, i thought it had installed but it restarted and is stuck at last time if my refund for crusaders HD didn't come through yet i just have to download from steam. else i have to find the dependencies manually and copy folder over. that's it realyl, just depends on this virtual machine. it's really slow compared to other virtual machined
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im going to sleep then. too late for me. and this way youll have time to familiarise yourself with the game until mp tomorrow.
it's xomysisters, shitlord
wow virtual machine runs fast now. fixed it. hehe
pray that refund din't go through yet...
sir do not refund
ugh it didn't go through yet
that's 3 reais you know what you can do with 3 reais? that's the price of a carton of milk
its 3 reals that go to f*refly
who??
it works!!
*spends 1 hour straight looking at tranny videos and laughing at them* hehe, trannies are so pathetic....
god i hate pseuds talking about evolution this, evolution that, selected for this, behaviour developed due to this... just shut up retard. shut up fucking nigger. you don't know shit, you are just pretending these basic logic leaps you make explore and explain the origins of humanity. fucking idiot
it's been a while (about a week) since i've said literally anything in here >>3367 and i actually believe this
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safety in mp i guess i told johan not to link his site directly, but he didn't listen
yeah ok just become discord because you have neohomohobia
if you can't handle discord how do you expect to handle the /big/ meetup or do you think we'll all look almost the same or something
what's your obsession with the big meetup its never happening
oh, i wasn't here when that was decided against
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big/xomy meetup will be like
i would join big meetup. idk what people are so paranoid about lets say an agent comes. so what, you think he can pass our tests? he would be filterer
stronghold crusader mp when
soon
you better keep posting here. you can help pressure johan, because this site is very suspicious, and i say that as current bossnigger it is too american, anything american is a honeypot
the cia fears the adult baby diaper lover
i never entered that place and i never will, but i bet they are just german pedos and thus like wearing diapers
>go to overboard out of curiosity >bbc >vore >gaypedothread >pedothread
you don't have to go to r/all, you can just raise your gaze to the top of the page hmmm, they have a monarchy board, wonder how sicko it is
i typed сringе, not sicko
johanpost fail
works for me
monarchists are always cucks they worship authority yet love to undermine it since 99% of the time they're anglo-tier monarchists
>Connection between bedwetting and monarchy >Is it because Princesses are bedwetters and every little anon and girl secretly wants to be a Princess? Or is incontinence the height of monarchism since only servants need concern themselves with potty training? jesus christ epic monarchy board
mp when
we have 3 now? when we have 3 i'll boot up the virtual machin
well we have you and me so far
we're not so different, you and i
man, gameranger. how nostalgic
lets play stronghold crusader mp.
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ok, coming
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/big/ is truly a hivemind.
wtf, why is gameranger not working. it was fine yesterdsu
found a turkish video that seems to fix it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX-05NcKrvg thank you turk bro. beautiful language btw, sounds really cool
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dont think it will work, because i am italic. i told you
remember a guy in gameranger once got really mad that i kept calling him italic dont remember what country he was for, but he insisted he was not italic but rather from x shithoe
why are you calling slovenia a shithole
rehost please, cant rejoin
why can't you micro in the game units take 5 seconds to start shooting after you move them gotta say, gay
no they dont. you can click on a target and they shoot immediately.
no, seriousy. why can't you micro. that's half the fun
they really don't. unless crossbows and slingers are different. they have this big load up animation
you can. you can select specific units, press ctrl+1/2/3/4/etc and then you can control those specific units by pressing 1/2/3/etc and you can change stance for each etc
we gotta play more rts. it's fun any lads wanna join? we could fight ai too
yeah but stance doesn't matter. micro is hit and run, etc
uhh you know they are archers. they dont have guns that they can shoot immediately, they have bows so they have to draw the arrow first.
if you want to hit and run you can do it perfectly fine with horse archers
ok but we gotta play aoe3 later. the time period is really epic turks vs prussians janissaries and sipahis with great bombards vs prussian needlegunners and doppelsoldners french cuirassiers vs british redcoats...
aoe3 is the game with doppelsoldner units correct?
yes. prussia led by wilhelm der grobe is a faction, although they call them germans
they have uhlans too btw
>aoe3 >epic time period lol no
the game campaign is retarded though you're the knights of malta. first campaign is turks raping you then you flee to the new world to btfo masons who are trying to find the fountain of youth
how is it not an epic time period? you go from the start of pike and shot to early industrial era
btw it's a funny game for example france is the best faction at allying the natives of the map and using them against the opponent a subtle nod to how french are disgusting niggerlovers
because the dark agesl to high medieval ages are clearly way more epic
gotta do something real quick and in 15 minutes we can resume the mp
it would be more epic if there were factions everyone is the same in stronghold crusaders it seems, and everything is in sandniggerland in aoe3 it's about countries setting up colonies and fighting for it for example prussia and russia can have colonial conflicts over siberia... or the carribean... or la plata
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neither game is good the first stronghold was kino
how is it not good? turk great bombards are epic. they can throw like 20 men flying in 1 shot, and aoe3 has physics so it's really cool to see them fly
because anything set in sandniggerland and after the medieval times is non-epic
and russia has a special opritchnik unit that is specialized in genociding civilians and burning shit
also, dragoons/horse archers are incompatible units. civs have one or the other russia and turks for example have horse archers, russia getting tatar horse archers
almost done with lunch
back. wanna resume the mp?
yes, join the group
ok, let me restsrt virtual mschine
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gay, very gay. just gay. very gay. this: gay
these memes are made by 10 years old, don't be mean
dadc will be taking my leave again, only returned to post this webm cya big )
seeyalater xomysister post more zoomiememes for us next time teeheeehe
ironic xomyposting is still xomyposting reference to this soyrror we watched made me smile a little everything else was pretty meh
one thing i dislike about this site is that it shows webm middle frame as a thumbnail rather than the first one
it btfos troll webms
stronghold sucks. retarded game. instant construction in a game about sieges?
while being sieged you cant construct anything
it's a good game, it's just that crusader has a shit format you spawn in with a bunch of gold and are expected to buy and construct shit instantly
are we going to play a different game then?
guess trebuchets don't count as siege )) you saw how worthless units are swordsmen, meant to be the tankiest unit in the game. 80 of them die to half the number in archers before they even reach the walls so you clearly need to break the wall before fucking attacking i build 20 laddermen but they didn't work, maybe i used them wrong
you werent sieging. you cant say you were sieging. you just had a trebuchet sitting there out of range of my defence, so invulnerable, harrassing my defence. thats it. thats not a siege.
i am up for any rts. i say aoe3 but anything is fine, it just needs to be simpler. crusaders was too complicated how do you use ladders? siege towers
it is a siege. a trebuchet hitting walls is a siege if i build it in range of your defence, you literally murder it instantly. i tried. my first 3 trebuchets were within range. you saw what your defences do to armies. meanwhile, trebuchets take minutes to break a tower
i was sieging with trebuchet that were outside his range. trying to figure out how siege towers worked.
i built a siege tower, but couldn't place units inside. it needed like 4 engineers to move i guess it is like a ladder the issue is that is has almost no hp so it died almost instantly
learn2portableshield
siege /siːdʒ/ Learn to pronounce See definitions in: all military police zoology noun noun: siege; plural noun: sieges 1. a military operation in which enemy forces surround a town or building, cutting off essential supplies, with the aim of compelling those inside to surrender. "Verdun had withstood a siege of ten weeks" so your single (or two i dont remember) trebuchet sitting there far far away, shooting some rocks here and there at my towers is "a military operation in which enemy forces surround a town or building, cutting off essential supplies, with the aim of compelling those inside to surrender."?
ok, so if trebuchets firing large pieces of stone at a wall with the intent to break it and move troops that are around the trebuchet inside isn't a siege, what is?
stronghold has literally one thing preventing you from building things and that's enemy presence within a certain radius stop pseuding about semantics
stop fucking arguing over this bullshit. what game are we going to play?
yeah, it does
ok so your 1 trebuchet shooting a few rocks at my towers from 1 km away was a military operation with the aim of compelling me to surrender? or maaaaybe was it a military operation with the aim of just destroying some towers? what was it? if the latter thats not a siege
aoe3? but not definitive edition, just the old edition. definitive edition is too heavy. there are good torrents
another game i have to fucking learn, goddamn it -___-
whats wrong with definitive edition
aoe3 is very easy and definitive edition is super bloated. you need a really good computer to run it despite the fact it looks barely better plus it's kinda kiked. like i told you, it adds just brown civs (like mexico??? hello?) and removes any mention of colonialism
ok lets try it out
here are the recommended system requirements of the definitive edition if you don't believe me: 16 gb ram 4gb vram on a dedicated graphics card... meanwhile, the 2003 edition runs well on anything
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do i want age of empires III complete edition? or something else?
yeah, with asian dynasties
why is google drive so prevalent on cs.rin.ru for these old ass games. who is using google drive?
probably because it has unlimited download and upload although it isn't very secure for the uploader
because it doesn't remove pedo games like mega does but the best download site is yadisk
>cant download google drive one becasue too many people downloaded it recently jesus christ google
found a russian torrent that is good Age of Empires III - Complete Collection (ENG|RUS) [Repack] R.G.
i believe the trick is to copy the file into your own foldern then download it from there
btw, do this after you download the game and create a civilization https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/939516-age-of-empires-iii-the-asian-dynasties/55911224 because the leveling system is quite retarded
you want to put your level to 250 and skillpoints to like 999 btw
we can try stronghold again later btw, but maybe co-op vs ai? i need to learn how to use siege shit first before we fight
that game was meant to be coop against the ai
was it though? we started shooting eachother
debts need to be repaid in kind
who to be, who to be turks or dutch??
im still at 60% installing
im still 85% downloading
>>3490 whats this for
there is this dumb system where you need to level up civilizations to costumize your home city graphics and get better cards (part of a game system, basically your homeland ships equipment/upgrades to your colony) don't know a single person who ever actually leveled it up without cheating. not a single one
the way it's meant to work is that as you play, you level up and then any homecity you create after levling up is also leveled up. issue is it doesn't work in pirated versions, only in legitimate versions
im trying to run the game but i get an error saying nothing
what .exe are you using? the asian dynasties one? if you downloaded from google drive, then it's just the steamrip. you need s crack
lets play it tomorrow. dont really have time for it today.
i got the ENG/RUS >>3488
don't have time for it today *goes fap on instagram*
im going to reinstall to see if that fixes it
well i'll install it now and see if i have the same issue
wanna do a 2v2 vs ai to learn the basics btw?
*abandons the aoe3 mp in 1840s*
you should have seen the factorio mp he downloaded the game installed 19 mods only to not build a single thing, not a single thing, not 1 item, and say "it feels like i'm waging. don't wanna play"
i mean, i knew something like that's gonna happen why do you think i didn't join your meme mp?
ok but what about aoe or stringhod?
by the time you wanted to play stronghold i was too drunk to play rtses, so i just watched a film today i needed to make dinner when you were playing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4uvH54we-s download aoe3 then, the torrent i said then we can bash ai. the game is pretty and easy to learn. much easier than aoe2 or aom
no
busy fapping to instagram i see
yes very surprised your mother has an account
"i am fapping to your mother" is a very loser thing to say
pointing it out may be even more of a loser thing to say.
wish we still had upvotes
man this installer takes forever. it estimates another 40 mins did you install the dependencies it recommends you to install?
the reinstallation has finished and it now works.
ok create a home city and give it the level cheat. when i finish installing i'll join you in gameranger
i've set my country and given the level cheat. i've created the game ranger room
ok, go watch youtube or something because it is still installing
how close is it to being installed
there is an aoe 3 tranny edition called african royals btw. funny. god i hate microsoft. it says 20 mins remaining to be installed
>Contrary to popular misconception, Napoleon was not short. In fact, he was slightly taller than most french men of his time at about 5 feet 7 inches. hahhaahhahahhahhahahhHgahhhahahHHah
i hate the antichrist
creating my city now
>developed by big huge games literally our game
mhmmm. i've some very delicious soup.
what soup?
no clue i just put a bunch of random vegetables in
de macaco. uma delicia
so its vegetable soup im going to cook a rabbit meat with vegetables tomorrow also i tried making mac and cheese this week it tastes better than it looks, but ive wasted too much milk making it, its probably better to cook macaroni separately in water and then make small amount of milk-cheese sauce, rather than try to cook the noodles on milk very filling poor people's food
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where is that guy that posted new vegas?
Hantverckesman und auch dů leye Kumme nü auch an mynen reyen. Du pflechst abents lang tzü wachen Kleyder belz und schůwe tzü machen Gelden verkauffen lenen borgen Wenig vor die sele tzu sorgen Bys du kommest in lybes noit Und dich holt der bitrer doit literally me
sitting on your ass for 3300 hours certainly won't make you more masculine, unless you consider fat ass and the beer gut to be signs of masculinity *hides ck2 and vic2 in his steam library*
steam library?
yeah you do support paradox so they can make more awesome games, don't you Аноним?
-- Siri, turn on the heroic music! - Clear! I include German military marches.
*whistles pruBen gloria*
someone post the vocaroo
what vocaroo
of the guy whistling pruBen gloria
what is map and what is nomap?????
you are not a map(faggot), though you are a nomap(faggot)
what is my fist and what is your face? correct, my fist is in your face.
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speaking of greece, in grandimod you can abuse "create flashpoint tensions" mechanic and get your cores without fighting a single war, just by creating crises this way, i had been able to get all my european cores except one, because i became great power from all the free prestige and it locked me out of that focus it was pretty stupid and a bit funny
in vanilla you can't? i'm pretty sure you can
does grandimod have aromanians?
i don't remember, but i don't think you can set your focus in the foreign lands, in vanilla someone would have to check i think so, i know it had very diverse constantinople
no, grandimod doesn't have aromanians because he said they integrated too well into any christian country they were conquered by
yes but that's the point of the culture, they assimilate into whatever christian country conquers them...
they assimilate? but they have cores
the same people telling you to get the injection to protect yourself and others, the same people go like this: HUUURRRRRR WEEEEED DUUUUUURRRRR WEEEEEEEED UHHHHHHHHH UWWWWEEEEEEDDDDD IT IS SAFFFFFEEEE IT DOESNT HARMMMMMMYOOOUUUUUUUU NOBODY EVER DIED FROM SMMMOKIIIIIING UUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i always wondered, why is tobacco claimed to be le bad recently? how is it beneficial to the human body that they're unanimously rallying against it?
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tobacco rgos in poland when?
>NOBODY EVER DIED FROM SMMMOKIIIIIING technically true, weed can't kill you if you aren't in very fucked up state already; still, potheads are usually retards >how is it beneficial as far as i know cigarettes are bad for you, with other forms of tobacco being less harmful, only questionable benefits are relaxative properties of nicotine and potential to replace another addiction with smoking, fatasses addicted to eating can use it to lose some weight etc. im surprised you don't really hear about the movements to legalize personal use of morphine or medical heroin >morphine >ine >heroin >in what a retarded language
pretty sure "heroin" is a german trade name, that's why
what do you expect from a language thats 33% corrupted french and 33% corrupted german thats also the language of the same people who dont have their own flag but stole it from another, completely strange country, hell, not even their island they live on is their own. even that they stole.
don't forget 33% corrupted danish which actually bit the danes in the ass since every danish teenager speaks english to the point of casual intertwining english and danish they say "fuck" in common parlance, for g-d's sake
the anglos are a cursed people
back in the day, corporations actively suppressed guy that started to talk about harmful effects of cigarettes and routinely bribed scientists to present their products as beneficial, improving digestion and health or at least that's what ive heard years ago, never cared enough to actually research it >pretty sure "heroin" is a german trade name, that's why right, apparently alternative names for the drug are diacetylmorphine or diamorphine >Bayer lost some of its trademark rights to heroin (as well as aspirin) under the 1919 Treaty of Versailles following the German defeat in World War I. lol
>>3558 they are everywhere in the balkans while core area is very small
retard german soldiers taking drugs soviets are much better, not feeding people thst dhit
soviet soldiers had daily rations of vodka now i think about it, moderate use of snuff has no downsides and it can clean up your nasal cavity really good
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yeah but why?
turks in aoe3 = cool
not focusing on a point in a gif. 90% chance it id a jumspcsre
it's actually not i thought it was at first so i watched it without focusing, but there is no jumpscare
you think i'm that easy to fool?
jesus christ it's a 640x360p gif that lasts 10 seconds, just watch it without focusing first to see there's no jumpscare then watch it while focusing to see what this is about because the effect is really weird
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jesus their physiognomies
been noticing how delusional people are any kind of people, from normies to sickos, to schizos to non-internal monologuers they are all extremely delusional. they believe in things that don't make sense because they want it to be true makes me think, i must do this too. need to work on self-awarenwss
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maybe, just maybe, we should have listened more to nataliabro
it's his own fault for being insufferable a little more charisma would have gone a long way towards saving /big/
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jew or not jew?
weird even brown kids are often blonde while young. by brown i mean arab/caucasoid around some right now
jew or not he has the face of a backstabber
they're a dark blonde. kinda cool. you know, when someone is gonna be blonde their blonde as a kid is so so light for them it's already dark
i was reading this fucking guy. guy was talking about something i don't know about, so i was taking his word for it. you know, he's more experienced, researched it more, etc then he started talking about how this can be seen in monkeys, this specific species that shares 99% of human dna, and i realized at this moment that all he was spouting so far was bullshit. started skipping all the "scientific" and "researched" parts and went only for the personal experience ones
which guy
sorry, can't say because it is cyber related
>anarcho primitivist japan game permanently abandoned in 1840 can't say i didn't expect it
why isn't alt-history simpler imagine if the people of the world were swapped. would be way cooler alt-history russia is full of anglos, spain is full of germans, france is full of italians, italy is full of french, etc
funny thing is that if russians and anglos were swapped the world wouldn't change that much as they're both very much subservient, authority-loving people
russians aren't very subservient, but they do love authority the white resistance in russia wouldn't be as large in any other country you think that 5 years after communists took over everything there'd still be resistance in the UK?
those anti-communist guerillas must have had freedom loving, asiatic (mongol, polish) blood flowing through their veins refuse to believe they were pure-blooded muscovite russians. unless maybe they got so used to to guerilla routine under the germans they just couldn't stop
the "great" baltic german generals got btfo'd by the russian generals without breaking a sweat in the civil war, i think these guerillas were mainly surviving soldiers who didn't want to live in such a country
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epic shilling
dont you love jewcrosoft
don't see an issue, they have blue uniforms
*plays as turks* ahhhh, problem fixed
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lol they look whiter and prettier than yankees
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wonder what i'm in for (clueless)
nothing good for sure
is that from the swede called von trier? nevermind, apparently he's danish. always thought he was swedish
pretty sure they have more directors than von trier, it's just that's the only one that loves the antichrist enough to be popular outside of denmark oh and there's the guy that directed Druk (2020), tomas vinteberg
holy epic, friend sent me apparently arabs hacked some onlyfans pirate site he uses
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they even have jews in this film
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so now that shes suddenly not ambassador in cape verde due to "personal reasons", and since shes not deputy of the state duma anymore, what is she doing? is she a neet now?
she's a full-time whore now
shouldn't have made fun of neets. you ended up making fun of her. what if she sees your posts?
/big/ FFA aoe3 mp when. 6 player mp. imagine the alliance webs...
imagine yue kong's disciples...
imagine 6 mensch mp in vic2
yes but most of us are a bit burned out of vicky for the moment
then stop playing video games and let it pass
slut
how about you play aoe3 huh? that simple. you download this epic game from the early 2000's and have epic whatcouldhavebeens about your ottoman colony in the andes
javla sluta
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watch out or they might rule 1 you
i would join the room but i'm getting something to eat right now, so no.
>loving freedom
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you are all retards, did you know that?
Ir mechtiger konig groiß und rich Ir must nu werden den armen glich Wan yr süllent noch bůde Sterben wie ander lüde Daz urteill got selber gegeben hait uber yeglichen mentschlichen staidt. Daz sie mußen in der erden Widderumb tzü eschen werden Her fürt dů stolizer dümherr Dü besitzest nü und nũmer mee Dyn pfrund rent güld uñ gút Dar vor hetrestu dich nvt behudt. Troist dich selbst wan du müst sterben Uñ magst nyt lenger tsijll erwerben Laiß dyn dedyng und kom herfort Dich hait keyn bede noch suße wort. Her wyrt her wirdt von bingen An dyßen reyen must du nu springé. Vil boßheit hast du begangé Myt falscher spijse und myt wyn langen Du hast gehalten lüde allerley Dye mit flüchen und schweren hatten eyn groiß geschrey. Des bist dü eyn ursach gewesen Bit goit das dyn sele moge genesen. Du bruder salt nů myt myr gain Uñ salt doch goit ym hertzen hain. Du hast ane sunde gefurt dyn leben Zů gottes dienst dich gantz ergeben Und hast gesuchet nyt mere Dan dyn heyle und goittes ere Du hast uber geben willen uñ eygenmudt Umb gottes willen das ist dyr guit Hantverckesman und auch dů leye Kumme nü auch an mynen reyen. Du pflechst abents lang tzü wachen Kleyder belz und schůwe tzü machen Gelden verkauffen lenen borgen Wenig vor die sele tzu sorgen Bys du kommest in lybes noit Und dich holt der bitrer doit O groißer meister von pariß Werent ir nu gewest so wüse Uñ hettent studeret off den doit
[Expand Post]Sicherlich das were uch noit. Ir mußene nu glych dem leyen Spryngen myt myr an dyßen reyen Uñ dar zu uweren geyst off geben Wy woil yr meynet noch langer zů leben. Nu kümmet her fürt von allem staidt We sych hye vor dißer dantze nyt en hait U wer iste vijll ich bin alleyn Doch ůberwinden ich uch alle gemeyn Uwer tzijt ist kommen yr müßet sterbé Langer tzijt mogent ir nyt erwerbé Synt yr gottes frunde das ist uch güt Ist des nyt so fart yr in der hellen gluit. so good
let's watch congress of vienna video it's like a setup for victoria 2
nobody wants to watch soyboy youtubers
and by that i mean unironically watch soyboy youtubers. ironically they do
you know a country is fucked when they hate their present and their past, like germany
left webm on top row is crazy imagine the gangstalking possibilities
although maybe its fake i cant tell
of course it's fake
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внимание! this video is for educational purposes only we do not support the ideology of our ancestors. we are pigs
>Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand >und leise summt er mit! literally me
*ready to betray russia at first chance he gets* WTF BROS, WHY DID THAT BOSSNIGGER STALIN EXPEL MY ANCESTORS
the hoarse weasel lied one is better. i say this every time
give me something to watch while i listen to this black guy talk for 4h straight
something to watch without sound? just read a book
how can i read a book while there's jungle noises
so you want something to drown out the jungle noises?
imagine the mosquitos
jungle mosquitos are such niggers the non-jungle mosquitos just itch. jungle mosquitos leave a bump on you for like 2-3 days, unironically. mosquitos like biting soft parts, the jungle mosquitos like biting joints and places near bones
had an eureka moment 1h ago. i was drinking milk and a problem i've been having for 1 month just had it's solution pop up in my brain feels good. milk, drink of the gods.
that's what you get for settling lands huwite man wasn't supposed to inhabit
like i told you guys, teens are too old
do they use these meds in interrogations? to turn suspects into retards with big mouths
watch out, wagies among us.
sus
no in interrogations they just try to mislead you and make you lie or tell the truth by accident, both of which can be used against you.
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bros??? why is the red star on his flag so weird uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Funny story, i used to run my hand trough the bath tub every time i went to the bathroom after watching the 13 ghosts movie as a kid. The scene with the female ghost all bloody and scarred in the tub left me traumatized to the extent that i was even afraid to tell anyone out of fear of them getting angry with me for even watching the movie. Anyway, the fear seeped other segments of my life to the point where i couldn't be left alone because i was so afraid of something. My folks didn't know what to do with me so they took me to an old folk psychic/medium (I'm from Serbia and that kind of stuff isn't as uncommon here) Anyway, she did something called salivation of fear, i remember her sitting me down in front if the stove and putting some cloth over my head, she then proceeded to chant something and melt lead in a spoon, then drop the melted lead into a bowl of water, the lead quickly cooled and formed all kind of shapes, she then looked at the shapes and said i was afraid of a certain female figure, (something which literally only i knew). I remember vaguely telling everyone there that her conclusion was true, but nobody took me seriously, they joked that my heart must've been broken by a girl or something. Never shared this over the internet, your experience touching the floor beneath the bed reminded me of my experience with the tub and everything else that came along with it.
thought she'd made him drink the lead
>Zionsville contains the Goldman Union Camp Institute (or GUCI)
>celebrity >hosting intervew wtf? didn't even know it was that tranny until i opened the video and saw comments
Nazis burned books. The images of these bonfires are harrowing even today. There are some steps between burning books and burning people, but not that many. Today, books are not burned, at least publicly. They are banned. You probably have heard of the latest target: "Maus" by Art Spiegelman. It's the only graphic novel to ever win the Pulitzer Prize. Spiegelman depicted the horrors of the Holocaust, as relayed by his father, a prisoner in Auschwitz. In "Maus", Jews became mice. Germans became cats. French became frogs. It's not subtle, but it's not supposed to be. Of course, what Spiegelman depicts is anything but cartoonish. We need to remember. "Maus" helps us do that. Recently, a county in Tennessee (it doesn't deserve to be named) banned "Maus" because... well, we can list their reasons, but let's state the obvious: They are today's Nazis.
>graphic novel nice to see kikes are as delusional as weebs, and never call their shitty comic books by the proper name
funny how zoomers are gookaboos and not weaboos
big is dead...
>bigger posts video in language noone else but him understands >brief clickbaity comment attached to post do you think the clueless faggot will ever learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=09WGU9USriI cool video, featuring willy, dreadnoughts and german royal family
i widened your mom's canal in 2022
welcome my brother aren't you a bit too young to shitpost on 8chan.moe?
do you think the world would really have that much different if germany won ww1? just think about it. they were on their way to becoming a social democracy, a trend which was unstopabble. why is it unstopabble? monarchs and nobles hold dwindling control of the economy and politicial power, universal suffrage is already a thing, etc there is no way anything can be reversed when the monarch is just a poorfag and everything is controlled by capitalists anyways. junker class? whatever. they would just get flodded by jews anyways if they became the dominant power, exactly like they did, but even more strongly
>>3562 >>3563 it's derived from the word heroine retards
you're missing the point heroine ends with e, morphine ends with e, heroin ends with n
>>3673 but nataliafag hasn't posted a german parliament video today
>Пропала собака (1980), Лена Могучева >this video is no longer available because the channel associated with this account has been terminated fagman deserves death by 1000 cuts
i know he hasn't and i was referring to this actually >>3602
are you supid? i don't speak the language and figured out he was a leonardo dicaprio doppleganger who played in a bunch of turkish soap operas and now has gone full schizo and lives on the beach
i may not speak turkish but it resonates with my nomadic blood and thus i can understand most of what they say
triggered schizo much?
calm down johan it's not our fault
every video in turkish posted here delays johan's new site by 1 month
nobody: absolutely nobody: not a single soul in the universe: not even keanu reeves: greek ancaps:
>yellow = ancap this is your brain on vic2
don't tread on me implies stepping, it only applies to snakes what would be the verb for birds?
stay away from my children/nest
>stay away from my children you don't tell me what to do i will download victoria 3 on cs.rin.ru and you won't stop me
birds are such cucks, they put all their evolution points into getting faggy colors and feathers to impress females for sex instead of just raping them like epic animals
>evolution points this is your brain on darwinism real life is an rpg where you gain perk points and evolve no, god made birds pretty so that the world was prettier. that simple
>he researched biologism proof you're stupid only dumb retard nations research biologism, smart nations don't need to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih_GBQZUmCo >giant mob following him >they beat up his car but not the guy wow. a greek mob can't beat a single polish guy with a knife. embarassing
>Long live to the Hellas. Ζήτω η Ελλάδα! Είναι κρίμα που οι Έλληνες υπέφεραν από την τουρκοκρατία. I am proud of having a Greek as a girlfriend, thanks to her, I feel Greek as well. I can give my life for my beloved one's motherland 🇵🇪💓🇬🇷 lol
>>3696 baited for that exact reaponse btw, literally word for word
>Love Greece 🇬🇷 you are the cradle of where civilisation was created and I am proud of my Greek heritage from a Argentino/Swede >Beautiful song, country and culture, loves Greece from Paraguay. 🇵🇾🤝🏼🇬🇷 >Greetengs for 200 years of freedom for our ortodox brothers!🇷🇸☦️❤️☦️🇬🇷 >greetengs lol, it's like that poland meme
>>3689 actually sounds good
>>3695 t. doesn't know about duck rape
most birds are dickless cucks >Most male birds have no phallus. In the males of species without a phallus, sperm is stored in the seminal glomera within the cloacal protuberance prior to copulation. During copulation, the female moves her tail to the side and the male either mounts the female from behind or in front (as in the stitchbird), or moves very close to her. The cloacae then touch, so that the sperm can enter the female's reproductive tract. This can happen very fast, sometimes in less than half a second. but some are based and turkpilled rapist cocks >For some birds, such as ostriches, cassowaries, kiwi, geese, and some species of swans and ducks, the males do not use the cloaca for reproduction, but have a phallus. >Many waterfowl and some other birds, such as the ostrich and turkey, possess a phallus. This appears to be the ancestral condition among birds; most birds have lost the phallus. [doom] REJECT THE CLOACA, RECLAIM YOUR PHALLUS [/doom]
lets try this again REJECT THE CLOACA, RECLAIM YOUR PHALLUS
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>>3709 >>3708 >>3707 >>3706 mental illness
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>lena79 mental wellness
where are natalia's monarchist larper photos when she makes a new stream, instead of asking her if she's a masonic kike whore who eats foreskins to try to retain her youthfulness, how about asking her what she thinks about baron roman von ungern-sternberg
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>wearing headscarf to cover hair >her hair overflows out of it cant even larp well
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and thus, the last manly brave warrior-like jews died off
>nato counters for roman and judean infantry -_________- what's the point of using nato counters when they can only represent infantry, cavalry and artillery in this case, not to mention the blatant natodog worship. might as well just use the drawing of a dude or something
based romans btfoing those filthy judean kikes and sending them all over the world instead ugh
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maybe warrior jews would have been better than merchant jews
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what would you have them represented with, small legion banners? bet you're the same guy that refuses to use HATO counters in dh reminds me of this poster that russians put into one stalker total conversion mod
>many judean war captives were sold into slavery you see, this is why slavery is bad. it creates problems for future generations
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4th dose starting now
yes? what is the point of using nato counters? there are 2 possible reasons 1- simplicity sake 2- you're a mutt or a kike now, in ancient warfare, nato counters can only represent cavalry, infantry and artillery. aka 3 different things. you don't need an entire counter system for 3 simple things. that means you're 2- a mutt or a kike
terry gsg 2 armies clash and they roll different bible passages, the more war-like the passage the more damage they deal
can't get over it. 4 doses actually a reality. they don't care but honestly, it's sunk-cost fallacy. of course they won't care because they already took 3, so if it's actually bad that means they fucked up
fifth dose when?
cant wait for games with op koreas now that americans are gookaboos
here you can't just take the chinese vaccine you MUST take an american vaccine for the boosters, or you're unvaxxed
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^ fiery sermon in /big/ ^
god i love the qui video so much.
mon dieu...
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france by itself refutes that the jews are the sole responsible people for this shit we live in they are jew-like and despite having few jews has always been jew like
never ate at dominos or kfc is it even good?
never ate at dominos either kfc is hit or miss, probably more dependent on location with what kinda meat they get, but it's pretty good for fast food
they are americanised bread pizzas
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"at least it's not the british army"
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there is this chinese saying even a good pig must be handled roughly never forget it
i remember i was walking with my family as a child and this black guy came up to us and said "poor child, so white" and then walked away
>polskie solarium
i remember when i was little, around the age of 8 or 9, and we were on vacation, it was the first time i saw a black person irl, and i asked my dad: is that a nigger? and he laughed and said i shouldnt say it so loud.
hmmm no god here
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you could say.... Hana Saad was sad
painfully unfunny
post above made me..... saad hahahahahahah
https://themighty.com/2019/02/achondroplasia-doesnt-need-cure/ >I absolutely love this. My son has achondroplasia. I never understood why some parents were so avidly against cochlear implants for deaf children until I had my son. I love everything about him. There is NOTHING wrong with him, so why would I want to change him? Of course he’ll have challenges but I would never want my children to not have challenges. I always say “our differences are what define us, not our similarities.”
embarrassing just embarrassing
dwarves should not be allowed to reproduce and i dont think that should even be a controversial statement its very cruel to do that to your children
why? they're human beings boom, now you can't present your point without being instantly excluded.
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on the one hand, you are completely right on the other i want to see new race of tiny midgets we could make them work in the mines, sing funny songs and do the housework
>on the other i want to see new race of tiny midgets >we could make them work in the mines, sing funny songs and do the housework t. some bantu bossnigger, circa 2000 years ago
lol. the rightmost woman looks like a videogame character. like someone pasted the .jpg of a face onto a 3d doll
imagine if aryans did this with local old europeans we would have pictish and basque dwarfs vgh
*looks at iberians* uhh?
>>3760 this is NOT disability. it is a gift
they need the gift of death more like
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there's disasters and pseudo-focus trees in vicky
i don't mind disasters and those pseudofocus trees look more like the mix of hoi focus trees with old eu4 mission system and normal events honestly from what i can tell vic2 has some shit elements, few good or okay ones and a dozen of "depends on the gameplay implementation" and this is one of them; can't really judge without playing first
*vic3
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you vill do ze objectives and you vill get ze dopamine hit
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wow so cute i even found another video by this specific dog, his last video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-b7hk-y-0
there better be anarcho-liberals in victoria 3 or i won't play it even as a joke
what is this whole truck thing in north america about?
trucks are cool
that's about my whole knowledge of it
i read that as "turks are cool", i got bigger hypno'd...
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what about turk trucks?
lol i saw the paradox symbol on the front of that truck, above the license plate. idk the name
introducing the newest addition to the LGBTQIA2S+++ MEGA TRANS
>34 MGA 10 nice custom plate 34 MURDER GREECE AGAIN 10
painfully unfunny posts above
t.johan
big has become so weak if i leave for good now, everything will collapse
this is just the calm before the storm, no worries
yeah if i leave it dies too
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i leave for a month and big collapses truly i am big
funny video above. big is saved
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is this game worth playing?
i liked it if you don't get put off by visual novels, play it
i do though that's why i'm asking hate visual novels
>visual novel a very wide genre clearly if that can be considered a novel
it probably has hundreds of pages of text, if not thousands. that's why they're visual novels
guess every flash hentai game i ever played was me just reading novels.....wooah...
then don't play it. it is a visual novel at the end of the day although there is something to be said for forcing yourself to play it even if you don't enjoy it as it is a cultural phenomenon worth being familiar with, a relic of a bygone era of pre-collapse internet
really doubt its hundreds probably a 100 at most
sengoku rance is absolutely massive. it has like 10000 pages of text, not joking
i believe you played it, got filtered when the daemons spawned and even then i feel like a barely was halfway through the campaign then if you beat it there's alternate routes for different sluts
100 pages of text is nothing amateur web novels all have 10k+ pages when you read non-fiction, 100 pages seems like a lot because you think a lot when it's something brainless you just mow through it
taking a shit right now my wet fart noises are reverberating through the neighborhood, making even the walls tremble before my might
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what alt-his mod is this???????????
download aoe3 complete edition (the 2005 version, not definitive edition) we're playing that this weekend )))
i dont think so
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big surprise!
>>3810 nevermind, i do think so!
yeah no shit, what did you expect of paradox modding? of course it's going to be paedophiles all the way down, even the crimeamodder is one
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they took this from you
wish i had hooves
early stage turkophilia - wow, knights are cool medium stage turkophilia - wow, mongols, tatars and huns are so cool! late stage turkophilia - i wish i had hooves
heard from an insider that if you type "alex grandi" in the victoria 3 chat, you send data to paradox which will lead to your arrest
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wonder what percent of posters are amerikans
100%
but they speak german
every american midwest german larper speaks german
but i thought americans dont learn languages
l like their music thread
saw a german imageboard i opened it, was a bunch of euroshit memes and boring discussing there was an /int/ board full of hungarians and portuguese complaining about life and there was a /ru/ board, fully in russian, and half of it was pictures of little girls and shirtless little girs
memes and boring discussing wow, just like big
maybe it's time we become /ru/ instead?
so you can post little girls, sicko?
i can do that already though i feel like spam this board with 10 pics a day but then i remember "wow, remember those annoying krauts" and stop
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jesus even the kids are fat. not a single non-fat kid
>johan uploads a private video with gayreek title what is the meaning of this?
irl related stuff maybe?
how do you know?
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reported for making fun of paradox
i was setting up OBS (new pc) and it wanted to do a "stream check"
http://www.oldgazette.ru/ don't cry because it's over smile because it happened
>Дорогой товарищ, >Казалось бы, давно уже нет Советской страны. Но она живёт. Живёт в бесчисленных памятниках, ею созданной – на страницах книг, холсте картин и в мраморе скульптур, в улицах и переулках городов, садах и парках, фабриках и заводах. Всё это было создано уверенной и заботливой рукой советского человека. Советский народ жив и будет жить, покуда люди нашей страны придают смысл всему, что связано с героическим прошлым минувшего столетия. Большинство читающих эти строки – осознают ли они это или нет, – плоть от плоти его.
my union 😭😭😭😭😭 my glorious union...
it lives on... it lives on... it must live on
it hurts
world is over. bigger commune when
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that last one was unexpected
back to >>>>/abdl/ with you please
what is that? i'm not clicking that link >>3843 see >>3384
>Apples to oranges. They are both map games, but EU is much less micomanage-y than Victoria is.
he do be gamin tho
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pathetic
what happened to your water
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my literacy is decreasing epic
>50% rich taxes why? they're not building any factories
because
stop it... it hurts
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fuckin epic
gyper turkey mod
its just because prussia joined in the crimean war like i said
holy shit had a good night's sleep feel so energetic
prussia looks like a blob if they take all of poland.ugly
they look like modern day poland
yes, a blob
wat you sey about polan, maderfaker?
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uhhhhh
>1860 >france occupied >austria occupied let me guess, the plombieres treaty fired on january 1st 1860 because sardinia never researches national focus techs, instead they get all the admin tax efficiency techs even though they have a money surplus. austria allied uk so the uk got called into this war and invaded mainland france
kamikaze unit type for japan when?
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come at me you little bitch
crimeanigger refuses to add historical fast artillery brigades. you think he'll add a kamikaze unit when they weren't even used within the game's timeframe
because ai can't use it dumbass
what is your civ progress?
ugh imagine using the divine wind against russian men of war in 1870 to claim vladivostok ughhghghghgh
then make the the invention requirements human=yes faggot
how about i make my fist in your face always=yes faggot
if you're as good at punching as you are at modding then good luck
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comfy. sitting in the snow printing photos of children
you're a little chubby, aren't you?
wish that was me. imagine sitting on the snow on your comfy forest home while using your notebook holy fucking kino
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why can you get admirals who are horse lovers?
>nooooooo, you work on a boat, you can't just ride horses in your spare time!!
how do you think conquistadores in the americas had horses they brought them on ships
i can understand the guy loving horses even though he's an admiral. but there is still a 30% speed increase for ships because he is a horse lover.
that's because he understands the benefits of speed and initiative more as an equestrian person you could make the same argument as for why him being a good horseman speeds up infantry
i accept that explanation. but i still don't like it.
too bad bipedalfag us equestrians rule the world bet you can't even afford a purebred horse i know a farmer who likes horses a lot he has this purebred white arabian horse, worth several million dollars. the horse gets milked of sperm all the time, and each sperm dose is worth hundreds of dollars
*horse cums a few times* *makes more than a wagie does being locked in a cagey for a month* wagefags btfo'd
yes but the horse never gets to actually fuck, just gets jacked off by male stable hands meanwhile a wagie get to fuck his very own granny
eh, he gets to fuck sometimes. a lot more than the average male farms normally don't have many horses, but the few mares are all impregnated by him horses are just an economic drain on farms, people only raise them because horses and humans have this very close affinity. it's nice to see even people with no empathy to animals feel close to horses
*sets up a dog kennel* *drives a wheeled sled*
*sets up a horse stable* *drives a carriage*
imagine if the juden gets btfo'd in say 50 years and the few remaining pure-blooded germans like me can sell their sperm for millions of dollars similar to that pure bred horse ugh what could be...
you could be gay, that's what could be
more likely: year is 2030, every german is granted 100000$ to get a vasectomy
crazy how that idea isn't even farfetched at this point
you know, i can totally see that happening or maybe in 2050, every man is forced to get a vasectomy and to revert it you need to pay like 500000$
>freezes his sperm >gets a vasectomy they'll just kill it chemically without your consent
your sperm production i mean vasectomy is just a way of contraception, you can still make children through in vitro
in vitro kids are retarded think about it. how normal conception works: you ejaculate millions of possible children, and the best one wins (if it does win) how in vitro works: they randomly pick 1 and boom your child is there, totally retarded
but the jews are doing it so it can't be that bad
but maybe the fastest sperms put all their evolution points in speed and not into smartness
true, just look at stephen hawking now that is a gigagenius. he just knows so much about theories that we will never understand or see put into practice
didn't you play any rpg? you have to prioritize your attribute point spending so all knights are dumb
jews don't know what they're doing anymore they are directly challenging god using money a lot of things they do are plain wrong and stupid, trying to challenge nature with technology.
the year is 2040: to combat climate change every citizen who voluntarily gets a vasectomy is rewarded a 100000€ bonus
many travel companies join in the fight for a green earth, and grant you a free round-trip flight for free to any place in the world if you present your vasectomy papers!
with that 100k oyro you could buy 20 pizzas, imagine....
with real cheese or soy cheese?
why wont you get your vasectomy? are you afraid of a little cut? you get 100k yuros? why dont you want 100k yuros and save the planet? are you stupid?
yes, real american cheese made out of cockroach milk reminds me of how i was looking up some recipe on youtube and found a "vegan chicken" version of the recipe, even the youtube comments were dumbfounded by it is it vegan or is it chicken? make up your mind
literally 100k euros and you won't even have children until you're 40 anyway. you can just revert it later
lol, russians got black villagers in aoe3 definitive edition. literally added.. hahahahaha
my favorite joke answer for when someone asks me where i'm from is dagestan works wonders for touritst traps, they usually shut up because they've no idea where that is
and if they know where it is they start running
god i love that dagestani life hack video
god god god god god this is life imagine living in a country with a future with based children GOD is great there is no god but allah
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why are hpm players like this tuscany, really?
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wait, wtf changing laws is rng? jesus fucking christ
at least it's better than not being able to pass political reforms once socialists unlock
it makes sense though you want 10h work hours, you couldn't possibly care less about gerrymandering
why not both?
because then every country would be a social democracy by 1880 the way it currently is, pops pick a movement they want to focus on (weighted by several factors), and that movement grows in size. if it gets granted, they stop supporting it, and after a while passes they start supporting a new movement if they just supported everything at once, you'd have to constantly reform
not if they support it i mean the very common situation where your pops really want reforms, but you're cockblocked by a reactionary and socialist coalition for maintaining absolute monarchy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_medieval_great_powers look at this list, it's hilarious. completely cements wikipedia's status as a meme >tibetan empire >vikings >khmers >incas?? >khazars any brown people with regional relevance = great power
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_modern_great_powers this list is even worse hahahahaahahah
great powers of modernity: morocco egypt
>Papacy and Papal States does that make israel a gp today?
they consider france and the UK a GP today, why not israel?
israel cannot fight a war on the other side of the globe for one (without calling in their puppets)
Join me on Watch2Gether! https://w2g.tv/ennyrpcd5f68yo659i
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the size of the entire british fleet holy embarassing
what's wrong with maintaining 2 carrier groups?
it's embarassing, that's all great power!
>black teacher can't pronounce characteristics because the word is too hard and long for him
>>3940 funny
shared with friends already. it's the perfect video they open it, hear mortal combat music, raise volume to see what it is about, and then russian guy waving his dong appears
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>from 22 rodents lol
why am i not russian if i was born to be russian? is the whole transition period just meant to make me more russian than the average russian?
>webisite filters woman to russian wtf
test russian russian
female woman
^ btfo'd epic style
this weekend coming to a big near you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN98V-NN51c
dadc rts trannies
did ask do care rts trannies, i'll be there!
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found out mao was almost 6ft no wonder he won...
no way he's a literal chinese peasant >5'9'' yeah ok for chinese that is a giant he has a pretty good physiognomy too
he also literally showed balding men how it's done ok maybe you lose half your hair, but so what? just make up a new hairstyle and make it become iconic
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like lukashenko and his famous combover?
too conservative for my liking needs to be more revolutionary
how is reclaiming your scalp from the progress of baldness not reactionary?
he is just cuckserving the hair he had on his 50's
holy fuck i had a nightmare that i took the goyshot despite not willing to i didn't have any physical symptoms but i felt like garbage inside, as if something inside of me died i believe this was a vision from god, to remind me to persevere no matter what
neue thread?
>>3962 you got jabbed in your sleep
yup. get ready for 3 more dreams new thread when
why new thread? what's wrong with this one?
it has post limit after 1200 in this memesite
oh
yeehaw
>some larper with a dull arab sword cuts a doll's head off infront of a bunch of children wowwww dude so baaaaaased allah is baaaaased guess they ran out of zog civilians to behead huh heheheheheheh


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