>>271821 >i wouldn't be surprised if the machine decided that humanity was a lost cause and decided to wipe up out. it would be the most logical thing for it to do. >i would place the bible on top of the button.

ngl lads i'm starting to come around to the gangster computer god

>>271826 what the fuck is gnc

>>271827 had no idea either gender non-conforming so basically she is a woman, who thinks she's a woman, and wants to be seen as a woman

alternatively she's a woman who likes traditionally male hobbies and activities in other words, a tomboy

>>271828 >>271829 she's a tomboy who lives in a degenerate area so people keep referring to her as a "theythem" or whatever when she's just a woman. sad!

literally cannot stop farting lads smh >>271822 >woman talking no thanks lad >>271826 had to look up what gnc meant tbh and couldn't find it smh did learn the miserable history of global nutrition centers and how it took a nosedive and got bought by harbin pharmaceutical group though

>>271826 Nobody is interested in your boutique retardations you stupid cow.

>>271831 eat fibre or fat with your BIG protein portions next time, it'll slow down digestion. farts can often be caused by the gut bacteria having too much to cope with so fermenting the food in your gut is the only way it can digest it [which produces lots of gas] also gnc stands for "gender non-conforming"

>>271834 showing up as (27) for smee tbh

yeah bro eating a lot of beans(fibre) will stop you from farting

>>271833 thanks lad thanks lad >>271836 just going to eat bran out of the bag with a big spoon tbh

>271836 no one said beans were a good source of fibre except you

>>271834 not in the trash bin tbh don't know where your poosts have gone >>271836 beans are full of fart stuff though lad everybody knows this you need the fibre without the beany bits

went to kfc while i was waiting for the bus and there was a nice zoomer lass there with blonde hair and blue eyes and she made eyes at me i ordered a popcorn chicken go bucket and then she filled the thing up with so much chicken that when i took the lid off pieces were falling out everywhere still got it

>>271841 why didnt you ask her out?

ru rua raape rape RAAAAPEE

>>271842 >>271843 >>271844 lads let me have my moment of triumph

>>271845 that wasnt a triumph

>>271846 he got extra chicken, how is that not a triumph

>>271846 got more chicken than i should have and also an attractive femoid smiled at me

Wow, she smiled at you? Almost like that's her job.

Dorse you little skret

>>271849 >My dad had rules about men and women, and what was acceptable and what wasn’t.' >‘Who did the cleaning, who earned money and who looked after children.’ keeeeek smh i remember getting in trouble when i was young because i was sat at the dinner table doing homework and my mother was right in front of me but somebody was in the kitchen making the food and i just could not figure out who keeeeek >>271850 she was smiling with her eyes lad

>>271845 return tomorrow with flowers and chocolate, get down on one knee then tongue rape her cunt

>>271855 tbh

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