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Brit/pol/ #3618: Propah strong one annah propah safe one Edition Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:51:15 Id: 81c7a4 No. 187046
>Nobody warned me drinks event was against rules - Boris Johnson https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60039868 >Jailed 'Brighton cat killer' Steven Bouquet dies in hospitalgovernment says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-60042950 >Texas synagogue siege: Teens held in UK released without chargevaccine rollout https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60042491
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we're all going to make it bros
>>187046 good lad
A toast! To our glorious leader! Long may he reign!
problem with britain is that the population is just too old. anyone in a position of power right now is a complete tv head that didn't learn how to use the internet until their 40s. Not the case in other shitholes where everyone is young. everywhere you go in this country is just baldies and white hair
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>>187065 Here they are, the African mummies
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Dominic Raab rules out mandatory vaccine passes in the UK https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1551869/Dominic-Raab-Mandatory-vaccine-covid-passport-UK-Britain-Europe-vn >DOMINIC RAAB said that it's extremely unlikely that Britain will follow the route of other European countries by introducing mandatory vaccine passports as he pointed out that the economy is now flourishing courtesy of Boris Johnson's unerring anti-lockdown decision
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>>187076 hummina hummina
>>187076 good lad
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>>187079 are there any with blue eyes?
>>187079 holy shit lad the gookposting is so damn boring, please work on a better gimmick. there's a lad here "arclad" who's had dozens of gimmicks and arcs by now, surely you could think of just one? Please stop boringposting lad
start photoshopping them with blue eyes
>>187085 keeeek good lad
>>187080 no >>187081 I can't make any guarantees on that front
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>>187079 at least you spoil. wasnt it rule on brit to spoil gookposting?
>>187088 that makes it even more annoying and boring in my opinion. there's supposed to be excitement when you unspoiler a pic, but then it's just underwhelming to see le peace sign korean head tilt girl when you were amped up for gore or something
>>187089 great point tbh ate when lads spoiler mundane shite
>>187088 don't know if it was ever a formal rule but there was a brief period during which only spoilered gookposts wouldn't get deleted
>>187089 real >>187091 you should delete them either way no reason just feel like opressing gooksimps
>>187081 my original gimmick was Alizeeposting so I'm not completely one-note
>Someone snuck into an Italian Senate Zoom call and broadcasted Final Fantasy Tifa porn
>>187094 keeeeek
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wait wtf you mean brief. its the only brit i remember.
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>Boston man tries to ‘fill scuba tank with weed smoke’; loses testicles https://www.bostonleader.com/boston-man-tries-fill-scuba-tank-weed-smoke-loses-testicles/
>>187100 poor bloke, you know he hated having to be a race realist.
>>187101 The advances of bollocks lads research is terrifying,first corona testicle cooking now this.
WAHEY
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>187101 >2016 the bollock destruction genre is in decline
>>187104 Is that the average texan? If so the spics lost the war but won evolution.
>>187107 california during the floyd riots.
>>187108 so basically the lost south west of rightful anglo territory.
>Austin >California
got 2 bottles of glenfiddich for 11.50 each at the coop
>>187110 my mistake
>>187111 12 year? that's good lad. i'd be all over that
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>>187113 indeed lad, didn't want to be a cunt and clear the whole shelf but probably played myself as the next fucker in will. might nip back tomorrow and pick up another one
prefer the 15 year old tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOrcgdsQ_uc we could've avoided globohomo had we just been more mountainous. jealous of mountainlads tbh
>>187115 i was drinking Grants last night, so anythings an improvment.
>>187094 Recent Nobel Prize Winner for physics, Giorgio Parisi, was there too, epic
>>187102 It's quite a hard pill to swallow
Want a hapa gf that looks like Tifa tbh.
>>187081 >Arclad Isn't that just puglad?
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>Nnamdi Okwu Kanu is a Nigerian[6] pro-Biafra political activist. He is the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) terrorist group. Kanu founded IPOB in 2014.[8] The main aim of IPOB is to restore the separatist state of Biafra which existed in Nigeria's Eastern Region during the Nigerian Civil War of 1967–1970.[9] >Kanu was arrested on treason charges in Lagos, Nigeria on 14 October 2015 and was detained for more than a year, despite various court orders that ruled for his release. When in court, Kanu appeared regularly wearing a Jewish prayer shawl and head covering. He said in court, that he "believes in Judaism" and considers himself a Jew and oftentimes has led his Biafran people to various Jewish prayers and religious observations.[11] On 28 April 2017, Kanu was released from prison on bail.[2] After jumping bail and fleeing abroad, Kanu played a major part in the insurgency in Southeastern Nigeria, as the Nigerian security forces attempted to quash IPOB's armed wing, the Eastern Security Network, resulting in a low-level conflict in early 2021 why does it seem to be a common trend amongst extreme nationalists of adopting foreign religions that practically zero members of their ethnic group actually follow?
>>187104 spic owned
>>187094 keeeeeeeeeeek 3dpd btfo
>>187124 >My nation is sick >Need a cure! >The native religion? No, that has decayed and if it was so great we wouldn't be in this situation >Wacky foreign cult is GO!
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kazakhstan threatened russia with bombing
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>>187122 don't think so, he said he was vodkalad amongst many other things i can't really remember but not puglad thankfully
>>187128 tbh if you think about it, russia claiming all these former satellite states because they are russian and speak russian is a bit cheeky. just because they're connected by land somehow makes it more valid. uk could easily offer any english speaking region a referendum to join the uk and quite a few shitholes probably would, but that would be colonialism because you have to take a boat there instead of walk. miffed after writing that
>>187131 No one is in denial about even the state of Russia being an empire.
>>187132 not called than on maps anymore is it though mind
>>187131 >Those random islands and Latin countries that asked to join the USA in the 20th century and the USA said no
every time i look at that map i notice something kino >russian persia the women must've been too peng to even imagine
>>187135 That's just a sphere of influence, soul brotha
>>187131 of course it's cheeky but the russian mentality is if you speak the language you're one of the boys and the boys keep together. what goes in the puppetiers' minds is something else entirely though and no country wants to be the subby bitch. even during SU era every individual country was awknoledged. But a lot of Kazakhstani people can't even speak the language still. only taxi drivers do amusingly. >>187133 russoid empire was comfy but serves no purpose. i guess it doesnt have to.
>>187137 In the SU era, Ukraine and Belarus somehow already had UN votes in addition to the SU's UNSC vote
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>>187085 this is great!
>>187140 no it's not polface is boring and self deprecating. find a new meme
>>187135 the cossacks raided down there and I think even the vikangs did
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>>187141 my pol faces aren't they are based and redpilled af
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>>187141 no it's great
sneed
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>>187144 this lad gets it
brap
>>187094 >>187094 I just don't get the appeal of this kind of porn, just looks fake and stupid
>>187148 It's for escapists who want their escapism to be as realistic as possible I think
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>>187149 I just can't fap to that
>>187144 lol nice polface lad
i already posted some milfs with nice feet earlier for fapping, no need for weird simulation porn
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>>187153 keeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>187153 bit 2017 lad?
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can't wait to see westie getting turned into a pile of gore by a BTR-90 lads and then thrown into a mass ditch of zogbots
>>187156 why what did westie do to you?
>>187157 he was shilling neo con tier war with russia is based talking points when clearly if anything it would exhaust any ability for westoids or slavs to keep shitskin infestation from becoming open conquest
>>187158 was he? who cares, it's just opinions tbh what do you think is the right opinion on all that stuff? I dont' really have one tbh
>>187159 Not to shill for western expansionism.
>>187159 probably not to shill for a war in eastern europe when the entire west is currently collapsing
i do take issue with the idea that russian expansionism prevents territory going to globo. it's true but the territory will also cease to be its own nation. it's a tough one
Hope Russia wins but I subscribe to the view that the US military isnt a paper tiger and could btfo them if it really tried even with all the gay shite (it won't yanks don't care anymore they wouldn't tolerate casualties above 100). Also reckon the US as an economic and world power could keep going at least another 50-100 years because it has no real rival even as it turns non white there are still enough whites and imported high iq foreigners to sustain all the defence industry and silicon valley and naval superpower shite
>>187160 >>187161 agree tbh who is in favour this? which politicians are pushing for it?
>>187163 respect for this contrarian take
>>187156 God I wish that were me
>>187162 ukraine is a fake country >>187163 solid take yeah too many people meme on amerikek as being completely degenerate (it is but it also is still pretty decently capible especially if it removes the infestation of retarded cult-marx fags)
>>187158 Smh maybe all the lads would become radicalised like ww1 and go home and shoot Alexander De ppfel Johnson of shartica
>>187164 The very fact that western policy has us expanding east over the past 2 decades mean it's been an overarching foreign policy of America.
america just needs to balkanize and then all the foreigners will leave and then we can exterminate the niggers and spics and the kikes will fuck off to some other place to be parasites
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>>187169 just want globohomo to collapse and die maybe over expanding is just the ticket? idk
>>187170 I'm not looking forward to chink hegemony.
globohomo wouldn't survive a real war
Did you know the British PM pays taxes to the US because he was born in New York keeeeek
>>187170 >exterminate come on lad, that's insane
>>187171 over expansion is preceded disastrous wars.
>>187176 precedes
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>>187172 its already here in the background and the sooner we get over this "cold" that is jewry and athiesm the sooner we can give that blanket to the shitskins and fill the world with skulls again
>>187175 okay enact a removal policy and then put them on reservations and then shoot them down like animals when they violate the treaties
Steiner created me by mentioning Peter Zeihan I read all of his shit and now he's propagandised smee smh >>187178 Peter Zion says they are going to collapse economically and become North Korea feudal tier which sounds based tbqh
If we could turn Peter Zeihan racist we would have the ultimate spymaster eminence Grise Aryan world fuhrer
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smh I subverted westie with american subversions
it's your subversion or someone else.
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*kicks open door* okay enough of the preversions here, some kind of mutiny of preverts
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>when globohomo wins but at the last second putin leroy jenkins right into the white house in a TU-95 loaded with 50 tsar bombas and then says over the radio that he is Q and then trump becomes president in the DUMBs
>>187186 Wheezing at Putin saying he is Q
*makes massive soyjack face*
Just don't be racist bro
>he is on a zoom call with trump and biden and then he stands up in the plan and he has no underwear on and then it crashes into the white house and hillary clinton first transformation is destroyed https://youtu.be/iYHR9VKSwX4 and then trump and ashtar seran have to defeat the hillary demon monster using the magic crystal sword that putin unlocked by showing his willy on the Q zoom and then trump was training with steven seagal and does some cool tricks to make her fall over and then they win and make sure that blacks get 300 billion dollars
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>>187179 every single person (except the rez) in america should be relocated back to their original homes and the infrastructure there demolished
>>187191 Keeeeeeeeeeeek when drumpf started doing the black people money posting smh smhhhhh
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>>187192 keeeeek not enough room lad
Under siege was on British telly the other month keek rewatched it. Classic seagal kino
>can tell it's pre 9/11 because white terrorists I miss when that was our biggest probloom
https://youtu.be/bxzhF7a7sys have you seen his latest cringe movie keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>187197 Love him lads Reminder he beat up Mike tyson
>>187198 keeeeeeeeeeeek
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>>187196 >when terrorists were just taigs and the baddies in die hard
mike tyson got stomped by that irish guy as well IRL
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Reminder even if we do nothing climate change will kill all the brownoids keeeeeeek
Never believed the tranny Michelle memes but Obama calling her his partner has unironically converted me Anyone would normally say wife
>>187202 climate change is le fake
>>187202 yikes, this is not a good take
>>187203 Michael is the only tranny conspiracy i do believe tbh
>>187203 >him calling her Michael >the dong swinging just too many coincidences https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0dmSIAzWeQ
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VGH...
Three years lads
delete that
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Holy kino
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take the jab or *spinns wheel*...... your peepee will hurt
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>>187209 YEAR THREE GIVE IT UP FOR YEAR THREE
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>live in a city with Chinese >They still wearing masks even in the open air walking down the street
Why are hancels so afraid of covid?
>>187199 I DONT DRINK PISS!
>westie
schmorning lads, cake for brekky
Martin sellner was on duttons stream
>>187219 oh right, what he say?
edging and now have that penis pain where it feels like the valve between coom and pee is stuck between and it doesn't go away for 2 hours. anyone know this?
>>187220 why don't you just watch it,I'm not summarising a 90 minute stream >>187221 >edging while browsing brit what is wrong with you, and no I just get the pain just under the bellend on the top side and it gets swollen if I wank too long, think its the angle my hand is at when I'm doing it, also the skin on the underside gets stretched and gets those friction tears
3f4e50 is a bit rude imo
>>187221 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek yeah
>>187225 switching the shower between really hot and freezing cold seems to speed up recovery from this i've just discovered.
>>187221 >>187225 wait is this a circumcised thing because I have no idea what this feeling is
been making an effort to be more presentable and attractive recently but i don't know where to go to find girls, i don't have a problem with getting rejected anymore (i expect it) like in my younger years but now i just can't find them anywhere >>187227 it's a kind of ache inside the penis but sometimes stings too, and no it's not an std it's been happening since my first coom
>>187226 good lad I used to just put my weenie in a cup of warm water smh
>>187227 I think its when urine or something or maybe coom goes into the opposite tube its supposed to so you get that pee sting feeling for hours
>>187228 >>187230 don't think I've had this before, sometimes would get a piercing pain in willy but don't think thats related to wanking and rarely happens
watching the video of richard spencer doing the mexican accent and bullying nick fuentes again lads
>>187228 >been making an effort to be more presentable and attractive recently does that include getting /fit/ because thats the most important part, but you'll give it up eventually when you realise you aren't kidding anybody and its not worth the effort esp when toil keeps you JUSTed
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A turning point in a cringecels life is when he is old enough to choose whether he goes on family outings or holidays and he refuses to
feels like especially now but even in the last few years women don't really go out in society to meet people and they just go with their clique to areas where other cliques are and all stare at their phones together
>>187234 tbh, based lad doing math, wish I was good at math and engineering hope that cringecel the best. fuck those worthless sluts behind him.
Set off the smoke alarms making brekky earlier smh shit myself when they both went off really loud
>>187235 right? obviously i know clubs are full of sluts but outside of that i only ever see them doing restaurant toil. do they just order chad straight to their femcube? that must be it. where the fuck are hot women. i swear you used to see them on the street
>>187238 yeah I think they just order chad its literally like in logans run lad, that movie predicted tinder
>>187235 its more like VIP membership and its very inorganic, its like joining isis you need someone whos already a member to vouch for you kek
they were talking about that on 4chud how hot girls just stay at home like princesses in old persia and lounge and order their body slave and order uber eats, amazon, etc. and only leave at night to be seen by other femoids at the femoid clique areas where their various orbiters pay her omage before she retires with chad
>>187240 keeeeeeeeeeek yeah I have just more or less stopped caring especially now with vaxx. don't mean to blackpill other lads good luck.
never been to a club and never will despite being offered, Weimar tier nonsense if you ask me, don't want to see men coping and simping either.
>>187242 women are a complete meme and since realising this I don't care, they never should have been allowed to have a say on who they mate with, we should not be spending this much fucking time on coom shite.
>try watching film from 90s >see an interracial romance subplot developing >immediately stop watching
>>187242 yeah i'm in the same boat lad, i've pretty much completely written off the possibility of women. i try not to despair though
>>187246 > i've pretty much completely written off the possibility of women half your posts are about trying to get a gf
>>187243 smh I got to kiss a girl who was hot at one of those places or rather I just started kissing her while really drunk on the dance area. talking to them seems beta, just be like grug and do autism dance in the dark areas until one wanders into your venus flytrap and then try to grot on them but then again it didn't work out too good for me since I was cockblocked by chads and then got shoved around by bullies even thought the lass didn't mind
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The foregoing little family sketches and remarks, with all their faults and lack of polish, may, like wine, improve with age. Therefore if they are bottled safely to ripen with the years, our children's children may find them more interesting than we, who are now living so near to the era of our good old pioneer fathers and mothers of St. Andrew's Parish. Our day is coming when we, too, must join in their long silent sleep, and others will fill the little niches in which we stand in this world, but human nature never changes. Therefore our descendants will be fully inquisitive as we are, always asking, always wondering and pondering about man's perpetual legacy, the why's, when's and wherefor's of life and death. In like manner, judging from our own experiences, they will want to know something about their forebears, and any finger post left by us for their benefit and guidance will be appreciated when our own fingers are dust.
smh that was like in 2009 or something poor zoomers there was so much less cellphone use back then
>>187247 i suppose i know deep down that it's too complicated a process and although i've got a big brain i'm and am likely not actually that repulsive to women, i just don't know how to make them laugh and flirt and never will
>>187248 smh sounds awful also can't relate since never been to a club, seems repellent to an incel, chads are such fags tbh if you'd put in work on them you'd be the one who'd get in trouble, also nobody to back you up either smh, wish I could just ride into a village and steal a foid on horseback then take her back to the breeding pen, don't really see whats wrong with that
>>187251 tbh its also kind of increasingly not worth it. my xoomer boomer toil co-toiler called me today and was super mad that his ex wife is getting a lawyer and taking him to court so she can vaxx his kid which he has fought hard to protect. he was an uberchad as well back in the day
When I used dating apps years ago I'd get a lass and she'd agree to go on a date then I'd just instantly lose interest and never set a date then uninstall the apps tbh, hate online shite would be so much easier to meet them organically
morgoth needs to stop doing film reviews of stuff I haven't seen smh
>>187253 i can't believe how scary it's become. i really do believe i'll be dropping out of society soon. it's going to be shit
there was a nice lass from my school who works at the ymca but she probably got vaxxed and so its not even worth it, she is also older than me so also not worth it but it was kind of sad because she was a really pretty 7/10-8/10 blonde american girl last name mellington so probably anglo and all these chads just shagged her and now she is just some umarried old maid working at the gym and probably living at mummies house. waste of genetics tbh
>>187257 can't wait tbh, want them to force it on me so I've got no choice tbh hate the blueballing, want to actually become a soviet tier neo in the niggermatrix dissident
>>187257 tbh I am pretty much if I wasn't living at mummies house I might be shedmaxxing or something but then I wouldn't goodscreen, really this is my last connection smh.
>>187258 >nd all these chads just shagged her another one wasting, fucking hate manwhores, used to think I'd be like that if I was a chad but honestly don't think I would be and should give myself more credit, complete monogamist me
don't know what I'd do if /brit/ went down tbh, effectively banned from twitter because of their new 2fa terror complex nigger matrix shite and 4chan is awful, got fuck all else to do.
https://youtu.be/Db26yiniPIw one day lads I hope you can hide out in the dales and wood like robin hood and escape the evil government. smh >no comfy shantytown camp full of britfags and chuds
>>187263 never more than a mile from a carpark in this shithole tbh
>>187261 smh yeah incels need to be given more credit men are showing alot of restraint, too much IMO. waste of a good girl I remember sitting next to her in school and she had her little nsync binder with justin timberlake shirt and then she just gets turned into a hole for midwits to coom in when she should already have been a mummy by now with aryan warrior sons
>>187265 was filming an incel rant and accidentally found a hobo camp under the freeway
its so weird to become so heavily reliant on a tiny subforum of a subforum on the unlisted far flung corners of the internet tbh, the amount of filters you'd have to pass through to end up here where a max of 100 individual people have ever posted or even know about
>>187263 this has motivated me to buy some proper wool thermals and a rain jacket, probably some leather boots that would last for a long time too and not make me look like a /k/ retard
could do with an incel rant rn tbh
>>187269 good lad milsurp crap is kind of a meme, don't fall for the gorka meme its shit compared to westoid stuff including that duck canvas coat that even redneck bum over here owns
>ywn get blasted on vodka and watch the scorpion king on DVD in a shanty run on a generator filled with gasoline that you siphoned from lisa simpsons cars
>>187272 sounds comfy tbh
>>187270 yeah filmed 2 of them need to post them gonna redo the last one because this lady drove up and yelled at me in the middle of it so I had to delete it
can you just larp as tinkerers or do they greenlight larpers?
>>187274 smh would like to see that lad NOOOOOOOOOO
>>187275 nothing stopping you from taking a caravan and squatting a public park but if you aren't actually a gypo or don't have a tribe with you the locals or the police will probably call your bluff
>>187271 yeah that stuff has it's place but sadly for the time being i need durable, warm and discreet gear i can secret agent through the urban wasteland with
>>187272 keeeeeek
i remember checking maddox.xmission every day
>>187280 keeeeeeeeeek
>that very first time you said nigger on xbox live during a rainbow six vegas match at calypso casino
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>battlefield vietnam
https://youtu.be/i_k_w1iJVUE >3:21 chads report in
>>187283 keeeeek never played those games but always remember seeing the game box art in the shops, weird how I have nostalgia for that, I remember always seeing the box art for "black" on ps2 and wondering what it was like
>>187287 black didn't age well it was from before that look down sights era, it was also anti russian propaganda shit.
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>ywn play battlefield vietnam lan parties with other incels in your down at the lan gooming shop against other incels in other towns ever again >those lads who got brainwashed by gun gooms into going to iraq
mw2 for me. had killzone didn't like it
for smee its playing the battle of berlin on waw and seething at a friend who kept dying while we were playing co op
>>187291 keeeeeek >when the german grenades just spawn every 2 minutes or so on hard mode
I hated cod but I would help my brother beat the levels so he could get the achievements keeek I was too into medieval total war by then
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>>187285 >>187286 always used to drive the m113 around whenever i could get one tbh luv those little things
BC2 parachuting out of a heli behind the enemy team and nicking their vehicles and btfoing them, nothing better tbh wish I could go back, also the snow maps on that game were so comfy, being a sniper fag and shooting a tracking dart into an enemy and pinning them down in a house while your team advances as chaos erupted around you.
worst part about technological "progress" is new shiter versions of games coming out and mongs moving onto them each year leaving the others behind even though they are better meaning the experience you have isn't as good in the old games anymore
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>pavlovs house in the original COD finest hour
>>187296 yeah the golden age of gooming was n64-xbox 360 and the corresponding era in CPU games as well IMO. fuck xbox live it was the beginning of the end and fuck EA for ruining all those cool incel run studios that were just low status guys making games for fun and it got turned into money shit and attracted the lisa simpsons and cult marx fags
smh battlefield vietnam loading screens giving me serious sad nostalgia even though its just boomer rock shit I have heard 1000 times
>>187298 the battlefront fiasco was when I completely gave up on gaming tbh, played the demo thought it was ok then bought the game and played 2 hours despite playing £50, played the demo for 14 hours smh, then immediately the next year they brought out the sequel which was just another shite version and I was seething
>>187300 It's before the faggot nigger shit took over and turned the theme into dubshit
>>187301 god smh that happened to my brother as well I think the same goom
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basically this
>>187299 have a lot of good memories of xbl tbh playing football all day with m8s then going home when it was dark and playing online all night with them, it seemed kino tbh you could say anything and there were zero foids it was just you screaming faggot at people in lobbies for a laugh
>>187303 yeah 2015 it came out can't believe it was that long ago
>>187301 yeah smh they just want to get everyone on a yearly treadmill of buying the same game over and over
>>187302 keeeeeeeeek
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>>187309 >tfw africa mercenaries game never ever Still have the first goom for the ps2
>>187305 yeah keeek it was so vulgar and also taking apart those shitty xbox controllers and making it so you could make those triggers super fast
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its just not the same anymore, going to gamestation with the ps2 games you'd played to death and wanted to trade in then getting new releases then just browsing the games and and buying a few based entirely off the box art and the descriptions on the back or recommendations from friends since it was the early-mid 2000s and getting all that info online wasn't as common so it was a real raffle, then sitting in the living room playing with other people while they watched and took turns and sometimes printing off a walkthrough and being talked through steps when you got stuck.
>>187311 smh hated modded fags like you, had one of those special controllers that had that built in but just didn't like using it they were not very ergonomic
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>>187304 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>187312 keeeeeeeek i'd forgotten that song >>187313 yeah smh those were the golden years back when games were made by lads who liked games and were played by lads who liked games
>>187313 lord of the ring battle for middle earth, now that was a good game
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>super smash bros melee autists
>>187319 didn't they all troon out smh
>>187320 keek probably
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I wish he would poost again lads
>>187322 >he got catfished by someone pretending to be a ladyboy KEEEEEEK fucksake he never learns
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>>187323 smh he is being gangstalked by chinese agents
n
>>187323 >get your life ruined by a chinky lass >find new chinky lass
>>187326 ightlad
>>187327 just xoomer things
>>187329 kek you love these cool sunglasses pepes. i was responsible for bringing this one here, my personal favourite. wish i could say i made it
>>187331 they work very well for pepes but irl they're for tryhard richfag xoomer cyclist faggots smh
>>187332 polarised lenses are bad for some reason apparently, can't remember why but they reduce the definition your eye can see so it's 1080p instead of 4k or something
COME ON DO IT DO IT NOW
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>>187333 Remember some video game developer doc that said our eyes don't really see the difference between framerates and picture definition past a certain point, but for gooms it somehow improves response of the goom in turning and viewing new objects or something. So there's no real reason for a tv past 1080p 60fps or maybe less.
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>>187334 >we were promised tanks in 30 minutes back in 2014 Happening blueballs reaching hot air balloon sizes. Smh. Which is good because no longer edgy enough to desire more bloodshed even of sl*vs tbph.
>>187334 wasn't there war talk over ukraine last year as well and nothing happened
spent 40 minutes doing a big poo tbh
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I'm hearing that there might be a new edition of the daily brit today
>>187342 based
>new daily brit while i'm sleeping
>>187342 hope to see a firm editorial position on the board ownership debacle
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>>187327 keeeeeeeeeek
>prussian german ethnicity
>>187349 >he got the spencer cut
>>187349 looks like one of those amish lads in south america
lads did ar ancestors pluck their nose hairs?
>>187352 they styled them into a second set of glorious moustaches
>ar ted was moved into a medical hospital prison in december
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>wake up >have three digits worth of "money" more than I thought >one of the people who threatened to kill me and my neighbours had a massive stroke >attending a Benedictine parish >pursuing my interests again I'm at peace for the first time in years.
>>187355 a shitcoin? you made a few hundred pounds?
>>187356 My current account.
>>187354 smh >>187355 based
>>187357 so... toil tokens?
I'm currently being financially ruined
>>187360 poor lad smh
I always say I'll sell and buy the dip but every time a pump comes I think its my time in the sun
cocked-up balance torture
>>187360 we all are lad, i'm still buying the dip though. not being left behind again by being spooked at a diving market. gonna buy all the way to 0
>>187363 keeeek
>>187364 since when have you been into crypto, sick cunt trying to bait me into hodling my life savings away
>>187366 don't know what poster you think i am lad, but i always post about crypto. if you want to sell low then fine, but tbh if you're even considering that then you must've gambled money you couldn't afford to in the first place. holding is a no brainer but only when your life doesn't depend on it.... and even then....just hold fag
>>187362 bite the bullet and sell
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I told you the electric coin was a gimmick
I've held for 3 years so stop giving smee unsolicited advice, I'm probably the most successful cryptolad on here
>>187370 yeah? sell then. what are your realised gains? oh right zero like all of us
>>187370 >stop giving smee unsolicited advice then stop whining
>>187371 >>187372 stop posting
on the ropes immediately as per
let's wait and see what the economy column of the daily brit has to say about crypto
>scotish man shouts incoherently outside soup kitchen
>>187376 YE WANTIN ME TAE FUCKIN TELL YE? https://youtu.be/JPJYaJU63nM
>go to Lidl >Bag that i took with me had a hole in it so my croissants went right on the floor
>>187378 just leave them there for the wagies to clean up and get some more tbh
bus floors are designed to be anti-bacterial fwiw
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK https://youtu.be/pJvJu2CUUtQ
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>>187258 >Not gonna get a gf because she got vaxxed
>>187381 having to use public transport in glasgow with these mutants was a major factor in my decision to go permaneet
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>>187381 >Easterhouse to Gallowgate
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Kino
>Dude just like get the jab get a job get a gf drink some beers and like relax jeez the world isn't as bad as you make it some seriously Get fucked unifag failed williamoid rebuild, go back to the shitcord with your poof mates and go clubbing you larping normalnigger, we all know you wore a maid dress and did a mcdonalds rap and kissed a paki you aren't an intellectual you're a curly wurly a go bumboy
>>187383 think getting a car is maybe a more reasonable path lad
>>187387 I don't like cars they're vulgar
love public transport in Glasgow and surround towns me
>>187388 then man up, if yer no tough roond here youll get eaten alive
it's unfortunate but to amount to anything you kind of need a car these days
cars are a huge expense and ball ache though no cap
good luck getting a lass without a car tbh, that being said I a cousin of mine had a bf who had no car in his late twenties but he was a tallfag who lived in the city and was a hipster so probably the exception.
>>187393 steiner has a car
>no fiat 500 gf to drive me places
>>187394 its even more mandatory in shartica tbh, plus its a lot easier to get it over there and they all drive autos and have straight long roads with traffic lights and their standards are a lot lower.
get a burner car and don't bother with the license and insurance and tax, make sure you're fleet of foot for after the car chase
>>187262 There are racist GMod servers still, some DarkRP ones and Summit Cinema
>>187262 >don't know what I'd do if /brit/ went down tbh consider it an act of god and move on with your life
>>187399 do you post anything of value, bet you're a bongo nigger too
might watch keeping up appearances tbh
>>187399 >le cynical post scottish too? get some cider in ye, cheer up and shut up
>>187402 >cheer up i feel fine >>187400 >do you post anything of value no >bet you're a bongo nigger too no
>>187342 "SA uses crisis of innocent lad posting tranny porn as excuse to continue ignoring election results."
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tfw your ship starts sinking and you and your men are under a big net and can't escape
>>187342 wow rectangles
>tfw being against porn alienates people
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>>187408 Thus it ever is in a fallen world
>surprise officefoid appointment for a "job club" starting in an hour
assuming it's like a hiring fair except not because the bossmen have the upper hand and will be inspecting potential wagies like it's an east african slave market and the jobs on offer will be low skill shit that they will hire immigrants for anyway
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>>187411 >that time the bennies office arranged a meeting for smee and a bunch of lads with a company that would train us to get our security guard loiscences >company was paid for that meeting >nobody showed up (apart from us) >got neetbux docked for 'missing' appointment >turned out the company was just scammers and didn't exist
>>187412 wonder and efficient systems of bureaucracy we have here tbh won't hear a word said against our great and benevolent jobcentre plus middle management overlords
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>>187412 It's just good business
>>187413 Many of them are themselves actual mongs who should just be on bennies or euthanised. Smh should be proper patriotic chads helping virgin neets of are race get their lives in order properly.
>>187412 >show up to company potentially hiring new lads >everything going fine >suddenly the pootential bossman barks at me telling everyone I am an example of someone who'd never work there because I was shy and allegedly hid behind everyone and averted my gaze from his when all I did was make room so everyone else could get a good view *starts crying*
>>187415 have fantasised a few times about what job centres would be like in the ethnostate tbh like the based hitler labour corps probably where you get given barracks housing and a uniform and are made to dig ditches all day for your bennies and the betterment of the nation
wouldn't mind a job like ulililia had when he first started toiling tbh turning up in some shithole alleyway at the crack of dawn and being able to take your time clearing it up and doing a spot of gardening and washing and stuff
>this Kafkaesque thread
>>187421 https://youtu.be/nB0TVSTaEZw One day bossman will try to boss around an unbossable toilee
>uli is pro-vaxx smh another ancient eceleb due for pickup by the polface squads
>>187423 >apply >get the job
>>187416 The bossman sensed you were prey and wanted to vore you like the lion he is inside. Smh. You are a gazelle. Filtered, gazelle boi.
really hate that kind of mindset smh some (many, even most) people are born to be followers and shouldn't have to ape the shitty wolf of wallstreet rubbish stuff just to get a job
>>187426 Tbh tbf.
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>>187425 *hits you with the prey eyes*
I saw a soyjak of two deers pointing at an oncoming car, wish I saved it
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in google we trust
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Lads. I hope you all get nice women someday. >>187280 the squirrel and msi is too real
>>187433 Cool. Needs to be a horse enthusiast vs average camel enjoyer.
>>187433 wew >>187434 likewise lad
>>187412 where are all the jobs that are a scam but require wagies working on absolute pretend shite as to not blow the cover and that don't even know what they "company" is doing as to not snitch? I take one for 20 pound/hour. >>187436 i already made it lad but it means a lot thank you
their*
>>187410 kek at such short notice, basically a form of psychological terrorism tbh
>>187439 Had a job interview with a 45 minute notice once, the company preferred to hire Serbs and Indian remote developers and QA testers.
>>187439 tbh I was all grotty and taking it slow getting presentable until I checked emails starting in a few smh at least I can go pasty shop after or something
sausage bap and vimto bon bons for lunch
PMQs was good today, David Davis telling Boris to resign quoting the debate in which Chamberlain was told to
>>187443 scum smh chamberlain was a goodlad
>>187444 I doubt Boris will resign, much like Trump, everytime he's supposedly reached his nadir and has to go, he stays and continues winning.
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based felton going in hard on the nips again I bet his chinky wife puts him up to it
>>187446 i hope chinese hegemony doesn't mean jew guilt tripping just becomes chinky guilt tripping now
>>187447 think they're actualy quite sanguine abut getting exploited when they were weak they just grudge the wanton cruelty of the jap
Tesco Finest chocolate & orange Wensleydale use by January 5th for lunch
BREAKING NEWS - David Davis urges Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson to resign https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60056482
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>>187451 Boris fam allow yourself
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>>187451 Boris is shit, but he will only be replaced by another Tory that's as shit or even shitter
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>DIVX was a rental format variation on the DVD player in which a customer would buy a DIVX disc (similar to a DVD) for approximately US$4.50, which was watchable for up to 48 hours from its initial viewing. After this period, the disc could be viewed by paying a continuation fee to play it for two more days. Viewers who wanted to watch a disc an unlimited number of times could convert the disc to a "DIVX silver" disc for an additional fee. Crazy to think shit like this was opposed only two decades ago.
>>187455 >Spore only letting you install it ~3 times to "avoid piracy"
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>>187454 >speaking ill of Liz Truss no
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Do it
>>187454 >Gove Implying he'll be around to stand as an MP next election >Rishi Implying anyone actually likes him and he hasn't been tainted by implementing all of Boris' policies and raising taxes >Liz Truss Non-entity tbqh
>>187458 blinken presser in ukraine imminent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR6r2-IO26w
>>187460 Not a fan of Yanks calling Kiev 'Kyiv' tbh
>>187461 It's a transliteration of Kiev in Cyrillic tbh.
no wait it is retarded.
keek this translator is just winging it
>>187459 They’ve all been touted as potential Boris replacements
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tfw no naked feral gf
can women poo with their vaginas like we de with our areholes, like forcibly expulse something?
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Missing the Victorian sense of discretion
>>187467 yes it's called kegels but needs exercise to make it anything considerate. like you never needed to shit so you won't know how to use the muscles unless you deliberately learn.
>>187467 >can women poo with their vaginas like we de with our areholes, like forcibly expulse something? Yes lad, that’s how babies get made
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>>187470 Kegel exercises are more for keeping things in, keeping the push tight. It’s more of a pull exercise than a push Men should do kegels too, they make you have stronger erections and better orgasms
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>>187473 and makes their dicks sway back and forth :3
>bennies up £9 >maskoids seething because mandates are lifted love our boris >>187467 yeah they can even do tricks with it
>>187477 What is the Freddo index at these days
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>bought some new glasses >deliberately went for some polface ones tfw
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>>187479 Based chudchad
>>187480 they are expensive smart looking gucci ones too but I got them half price because I'm a gud lad
>>187478 i can now buy 36 more freddos than i previously did so it must be good
>>187479 i only buy thick rims because i want to look like sellner
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>over 4.5GHz on air nice >3800X is cheaper than the 3700X
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>>187483 >want to look like sellner good lad, me too but taller and more muscular
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
>>187486 Very nice
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>>187486 they used my fat poombs OC
>>187486 shocking news simply shocking
>>187486 keeeeeeeek good lad
the crustocide is in full swing lads. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60047656
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cuckssia still sittin pretty
can't get over that one lad getting 14 years for setting a police van on fire during the bristol riot. even if he's probably a leftoid that's just an unjustifiable sentence for what amounts to property damage. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59705203
>>187486 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Full poster for propaganda use
>>187495 very good lad
>piccaninnies outside playing amongst the white children >there appears to be some antagonism between the multiracial group and the white group
>>187493 yeah, and they discard those old vans in front of places where there are likely to be riots, deliberately to provoke someone to set them on fire too (and then they can claim it on insurance and get new kit as well) It's likely that the guy that did it was a known trouble maker they wanted put away for other reasons tbh
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>>187497 this could be your moment to kick off the race war, lad go out there and fight for the cause!
>>187495 keeeeeeeek
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>>187495 that definitly sways my vote ngl
>>187486 >>187495 keeeek very good lad
Report from the frontline lads, shopping thats barely made a difference to the cupboard and fridge and will only last 2 people about 2 days cost 50 fucking quiderino, sneething.
>>187504 Remember that /pol/ greentext about how decline would look like things staying the same price but getting smaller and such We're finally in those days
>>187504 getting a bit worried about tonight's yellow sticker hunt tbh
>>187505 tbh probably have that image buried somewhere on my hard drive
>>187505 already happened with my baconrino smh
>>187505 Shrinkflation.
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>>187505 but lad, immigrats are here to help with the economy, and there has been more immigration than ever so the economy must be better than ever so you must be wrong
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>187511 >civic fencer no thanks enjoy your (You) denial
>>187486 >50p increase since last edition I'm all for supporting quality investigative journalism but this is getting out of hand
>On January 3, separatists detonated an improvised explosive device (IED) in the town of Limbe, Southwest Region, which will host matches of the delayed 2021 Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON). Separatist fighters who had vowed to disrupt 2021 Africa Cup of Nations in the city said on social media they were responsible for the blast and stated that it was "a warning sign of what they will do during AFCON".[1] >The delayed AFCON is scheduled to be held in Limbe and Buea starting on January 9. Cameroon has deployed additional troops to the cities, while separatists have warned the Confederation of African Football against holding the tournament.[2] >On January 8, Cameroonian army soldiers on patrol in a military vehicle were ambushed in Bafut. The government forces left from Santa and were surprised by separatist fighters hiding in the forest. Several soldiers were wounded, according to an initial report.[3] >On January 11, SDF senator Henry Kemende was killed in Bamenda. No one claimed responsibility.[4] >On January 12, The Mali national football team suspended training before the AFCON game against Tunisia after clashes between separatists and the Cameroon Armed Forces in Buea, killing two.[5] Three police officers were also injured by a homemade bomb.[6] In a separate incident near Buea, a Cameroonian soldier was killed in a separatist IED ambush; the Ambazonia Defence Forces (ADF) claimed responsibility.[4 >On January 18, at least one Cameroonian soldier was killed, several more were injured and two vehicles were destroyed in a separatist IED ambush between Buea and Muyuka.[9] ambazonian chads been putting in work
>>187515 finally some good fuckin war
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>>187515 isn't Amazon.com guilty of cultural appropriation, with their name alone?
footage of the battle in Buea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvPxC8M31gE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B0-6o7tvog The Ambazonians were being led by General No Pity.
>>187518 groids really shouldn't have access to guns smh
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>>187519 >groids really shouldn't have access to guns smh groids really shouldn't exist smh FTFY lad
give us war
>>187521 Russia sitting in its cuck cage while the West arms and infiltrates Ukraine
>>187522 manlet putin needs to at least poison someone
snafternoon snlads
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>>187523 yeah, somebody important, not some irrelevant druggies that look through bins would be great if Russia poisoned Blair or someone on that level
>>187524 so thats what normongs like to watch
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>>187525 That'd be a great propaganda coup for them
>>187524 could you link that article on female ejaculation plz lad?
I just read the first paragraph of it and felt visceral disgust - you can just look up the title and find it though
>>187528 it's grotty and just says that it's piss
>In one 2014 study, a sample of women were asked to go to the loo prior to sexual activity and then undertake ultrasound scans to prove their bladders were empty. After the women became sexually excited they were given a second ultrasound, which showed their bladders had re-filled significantly. Finally, a third scan after they’d squirted revealed empty bladders again, suggesting the liquid they’d released came from this source and was likely to be pee (or at least partly so).
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>>187527 remember when the media got all crazy about Russia killing UK citizens, when all that had happened was some drugged up weirdos died from some toxic shite the found while rifling through their neighbour's bins? fucking ridiculous. Why would Russia care about those down and outs? Then make it so obvious the poison was from themselves? If they are going to kill people, at least it should be people that matter
>>187532 >Why would Russia care about those down and outs? Then make it so obvious the poison was from themselves? nice try kremlin spy but you can't trick us with your common sense!!
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>>187530 >>187531 yeah, that's basically what I realised, after being with a girl that squirted. She was just pissing the bed and it made the mattrass stink all that time, I thoght it was some kind of magic super vaginal lubricant, and it was just smelly old wee women are revolting tbh
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>>187533 >nice try kremlin spy but you can't trick us with your common sense!! god damn it, you caught me
>>187534 >article says to put a towel down first >it then starts talking about porn >Adult actresses themselves report that there’s growing demand for them to be able to ejaculate. Silvia Saige has worked in porn for four years and says: “It’s increasingly being asked for, and a woman’s career can take a financial upswing if she manages to squirt. I don’t get hired for jobs specifically featuring this act because it’s not something I can guarantee will happen with my body.” >Other performers who similarly can’t be sure they’ll squirt on cue fake it by drinking lots and urinating, or using vaginal douches: filling themselves with water, then contracting their vaginal muscles to catapult it out theatrically. So what viewers see on camera – and try to copy at home – may not be fully feasible.
>>187531 it's so hot when women ejaculate as if they are a man though
wow I fucked that woman so good she had a peerino! I value myself after my ability to give women vaginal pleasure!!!!
>>187538 it's not difficult once you know where it is but coomers think it makes you a sex god
>>187539 yeah just punch her bladder
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>accidentally hit her poo bladder
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>>187536 >>article says to put a towel down first yeah, that's what I always had to do with my ex, and the towels would get drenched with her piss
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>>187544 >anti-Assad why are the Left so fucking stupid? They just parrot whatever the establishment say I'm still old enough to remember when Leftoids sincerely believed they were anti-establishment
>>187543 couldn't she just not pee? Also towels just get soaked through so you ruin what's undereath anyway
>>187546 >couldn't she just not pee? Also towels just get soaked through so you ruin what's undereath anyway neither of us knew it was pee at the time
>>187547 couldn't she just not LEAK
>>187545 tbh when was the last time they didn't just parrot the establishment
also sick of hearing about exes, why do you lads only have exes? Where are the wives?
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>>187545 Ah, not Arab socialism! Lockheed Martin®, save us!
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>>187550 I wonder
>>187548 the reason it happens is that when a woman cums, she involuntarily "pushes down" with her vaginal muscles, and that can sometimes make some wee come out at the same time the wee doesn't improve the orgasm or make it a better one than non-ejaculatory ones, it doesn't really mean anything at all, except that she probably ought to have gone for piss before having sex
>>187554 >except that she probably ought to have gone for piss before having sex the study in that article says they refill when sexually excited so just peeing beforehand probably isn't enough
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>>187550 >Where are the wives? getting fat and nagging the lads who no longer have the time to post here, because their wives take up all their time
>>187549 About 2003.
>>187555 >the study in that article says they refill when sexually excited so just peeing beforehand probably isn't enough well if they pee before hand, it's going to take longer to fill up
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek who the fuck falls for this
>>187556 ah right *remembers my gf arc*
>>187559 Culinary transgenderism
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>I have killed many Mexicans; I do not know how many, for frequently I did not count them. Some of them were not worth counting. It has been a long time since then, but still, I have no love for the Mexicans. With me, they were always treacherous and malicious. —Geronimo, My Life: The Autobiography of Geronimo, 1905.
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>that time when b*sexual ex gf came in my mouth while we were 69ing and it wasn't that bad and because it was so enexpected it just excited me more AAAAAAHHHHH SHE MADE ME DRINK THA PEEPEE AND LIKE IT AAAAAAAHHHHH I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH FFS.
>>187566 filtered
>>187550 it's all fiction lad
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>that time she told me about making another girl squirt on her tummy while rubbing her and then made her lick (what I now know was pee) off her stomach Vile. Absolutely vile.
means for 187513
>>187570 >>187566 god shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. you are by far the cringiest poster on this site, kill yourself.
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trt appointment went well
>187573 Have sex incel.
>>187566 this is so bad it must be a false flag
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>>187574 now do your balls hang low? do they swing to and fro? something something sack I forgot the rest of it tbh
>>187574 What are you? some sort of freak?
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>>187576 A false flag on who? >>187571 Hope he didn't eventually let her in. Smh fucking vampire women. 'Ate them.
>>187580 trannylovinglad
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>187581 I know of no such lad, lad.
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smh
someone here is using the same vpn as me smh i did not make these posts >>187100 >>187106 >>187110
>>187585 Checkmate rightists. California is so great nobody wants to leave.
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that's better
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>(17) nevermind
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>>187555 >>187558 i mean both parties should go to the loo beforehand but if it fills up suddenly, it's because the bladder and vagina are in close proximity so your dick stimulates both. as such it will be more h2o than pee. it's unpleasant but it's a fact of life like periods. iirc bottoms get that as well. sorry for late replies idk >>187566 best poster
Am I the only normal lad here
>>187592 Doubtful. It's extremely unlikely that you are normal if you ended up here.
>>187594 no true normallad
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STOP using my vpn
>>187596 What does it matter? Do either of you have unique gimmicks?
>>187599 2/10 gimmick but so are mine tbf.
>>187599 why does he look so weird?
>"However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites ... that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh ... and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization"
>>187602 Has that subtly off look of most gingers, made worse by dying it an actual red. Confuses the brain as you expect dyed 'redheads' to not look like the freaks of nature gingers are. t. celtoid expert
>>187603 haha so funny and quirky their lawyer armies that destroy all competitors have a sense of humour
Darlington boy youngest to be convicted of terror offence >the 14-year-old admitted three counts of possessing information useful to a terrorist. >was arrested in July last year when he was 13 as part of an investigation into extreme right-wing terrorism. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-60056108
>>187606 godspeed li'l zoomer polface
>>187606 Hoorah. Another dafty who had it coming. I make this post under no duress. Hoorah! Give him years in prison. He deserves it, after all, for being a dafty.
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>>187606 >The teenager, who had been active on racist online forums, was charged last week with possessing information useful to a terrorist - namely manuals for making explosives - with the offences relating to a period on or before July 2021, when he was 13.
>>187610 joke of a country
>>187610 can't even ironically save things to your computer anymore
CTU nonce cases specifically target children.
>Amazon Studios officially announced the title of its forthcoming Lord of the Rings television series: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. https://twitter.com/LOTRonPrime/status/1483816516327915522 https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1483817027018149891 https://twitter.com/search?q="The%20Rings%20of%20Power"&src=trend_click&pt=1483817027018149891&vertical=trends
>>187613 Haha you posted something edgy or downloaded something not explicitly illegal but potentially useful for a crime if you were so inclined but the law doesn't require you are or were so inclined ahaha. Don't worry, we can still work all this out. But you're in big trouble if you don't comply.
does anybody support this shit? i feel like even libtards would see the courts convicting children for downloading books as too far.
>>187617 You overestimate the basic human decency of libtards tbh.
>check lass' "snapchat points" on snapchat >2 million yikes. I have like 4000 and I snap with my family and groomees. How many simps do you need to get to 2 million?
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>realising that's the lad who filtered me Oh, okay.
>>187620 you're the straight lad?
>>187619 Never used snapchat in my life and don't intend to. But I know there are some teenage girls with millions of followers on instagroom.
>>187596 just rawdog the website
>>187623 Nice. Don't get what bumboys have against straightchads tbh. I like you, lad
>>187514 inflation m8 >>187606 SA here soon to tell us he deserved it
>match lass on app >"do you have snap" >"no" >*ghosts you*
>>187627 low iq lad can't even get snap
>>187355 based lad wish there was benedictine monks near me to learn from
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why does the favicon keep appearing and disappearing
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>>187486 >that auslad quote about smee
>The Gnadenhutten massacre, also known as the Moravian massacre, was the killing of 96 pacifist Moravian Christian Indians (primarily Lenape and Mohican) by U.S. militiamen from Pennsylvania, under the command of David Williamson, on March 8, 1782 at the Moravian missionary village of Gnadenhutten, Ohio Country, during the American Revolutionary War. >Due to their commitment to Christian pacifism, the Moravian Christians did not take sides during the American Revolutionary War, which caused them to be viewed with suspicion by both the British and the Americans. >As the Indians were collecting crops, Pennsylvania militia encountered them and falsely promised the believers that they would be "relocated away from the warring parties." >Once they were gathered together, however, the American militia rounded the unarmed Moravians up and said that they planned to execute them for being spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine), charges that the Moravians rebutted. >The Indians asked their captors to be allowed to pray and worship on the night before their execution; they spent the night before their death praying as well as singing Christian hymns and psalms >Before murdering them, the American soldiers "militia dragged the women and girls out into the snow and systematically raped them." >As they were being killed, the Moravian Christians sang "hymns and spoke words of encouragement and consolation one to another until they were all slain". >Believing in nonresistance, they pleaded for their lives to be spared, but did not fight back against their persecutors. americans make me sick....
>>187394 a hole rusted through the floor of my truck so you truck see the road if you open the door a bit while driving
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>>187566 lad, you have some good stories we should talk more join my bongo
>>187486 keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
mummy has mentira rn despite getting all the shots
>>187486 >a board for lads that hate the democratic system thinks the board is democratic keeeeeeked tho good lad
>>187632 this was preciptated by another band of chugs murdering an entire village of settlers lad many of the men under williamson abandoned his command out of disgust and he only did that because his entire family was raped and killed by injuns his wife and kids were mutilated and scalped lad
>>187636 smh poor lass
>innocent pacificst indians >YEAH JUST KILL EM
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>>187638 >indians slaughter us >we slaughter them Woah... war is.... le bad
>>187640 tbh seems to just be a mild cold, pretty sure I had it as well it was just sort of a runny nose thing. smh boomers are so twisted up by this thing people will pay for this shit and what they have done to people
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>>187642 based pain
>>187643 >pretty sure I had it as well it was just sort of a runny nose thing It's just a flu for the vast majority of people, the worst I've had related to me was my dad losing his sense of smell for a week but he recovered fine after that, everyone else just keeps getting flus except the ones that didn't get jabbed to begin with
>>187636 Reminder your mummys flesh would be melting off if she didnt get ze jab. Hail Fauci. Unfortunately we have to execute her for not wearing ze mask and getting covid anyway smh
>>187646 tbh death to those that insult the fauci ouchie
>>187585 bet steiners state will receive more of them >>187606 poor lad >>187615 smh its going to be terrible
>>187647 >was just about to post it keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek good lad love the vlesovod painting keeeeeeek
>>187602 She's half Korean. A mixed race abomination. That' why.
>>187649 keeeeeek I was waiting for an excuse to poost it tbh
>>187650 half-korean half-kermit
>>187652 >half-french Yeah, explains the baking smh
>>187651 tbh we should give puppies flesh eating bacteria for science tbh
>>187617 Libtards support absolute torture and genocide of their opponents, and they always have I remember first debating with them online in 2011, and realising just how insanely ferocious their hate was; that's what radicalised me, realising they need the heavy hand
>>187486 keeeeek good lad
I'D TORTURE A THOUSAND PUPPIES BEFORE I'D LET BIG PHARMA DIE
>>187606 getting fucking sick of this shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Brady think I confused him with this lad
>>187659 wish we had some basic civil liberty group to atleast argue these poor lads case.
>>187660 you were probably thinking of this >The next morning on March 8, the militia brought the Christian Indians to one of two "killing houses," one for men and the other for women and children. The American militia tied the Indians, stunned them with mallet blows to the head, and killed them with fatal scalping cuts. Refusing to take part, some of the militiamen "wrung their hands—and calling God to witness that they were innocent of the blood of these harmless Christian Indians, they withdrew to some distance from the scene of the slaughter."[10] One of those who opposed the killing of the Moravian Indians was Obadiah Holmes, Jr. He wrote: >"One Nathan Rollins & brother [who] had had a father & uncle killed took the lead in murdering the Indians, ...& Nathan Rollins had tomahawked nineteen of the poor Moravians, & after it was over he sat down & cried, & said it was no satisfaction for the loss of his father & uncle after all".[31]
>>187633 based. park it on lake michigan when it freezes over and start fishing
>>187514 Poost the last edition
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I always keeeek about james brady the chug exterminator
>>187661 tbh, might just go balls deep at my trial and polface the cunts. At least go down sneeding.
>>187663 https://youtu.be/iV0ypCglI-c umm sweaty girls ice fish too
>>187667 >sweaty girls ice fish
>>187615 Just don't look, don't pay it any attention Don't post screencaps and don't let them defile your memory of the books or films
>>187667 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Ben John: Extremist ordered to read books is jailed A man told by a judge to read classic literature after being found guilty of a terrorism offence will be jailed after a suspended sentence was quashed. The 22-year-old was convicted of having a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook on a computer hard drive. The Court of Appeal ruled the original sentence was unlawful and ordered John to serve two years in prison. The Attorney General's Office (AGO) referred his sentence to the Court of Appeal under the unduly lenient sentencing scheme. It came after campaign group Hope Not Hate wrote an open letter calling for a review of the case. Solicitor General Alex Chalk QC, who presented the AGO's case to the Court of Appeal, said there were "real concerns" over John's online activity, with him liking far-right material on social media days after telling the judge he had abandoned such thoughts. Richard Wormald QC, representing John, said his client was "a young child" when he first came across the document, which was one of thousands among an "electronic library" that also included Marxist literature. Pointing to the effect being held in remand had on the defendant, he said the judge's decision to suspend the sentence was "entirely sensible, carefully constructed and appropriate", with a "robust" rehabilitation programme also in place. "The judge had no power to impose a suspended sentence as he did," he said. After the hearing Mr Chalk said he was "pleased" to see the judges find the original sentence "unduly lenient". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-60051861
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>choccy roulade defrosting
FUCK THIS COUNTRY
>>187673 it's so over
>>187673 GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>187673 >After the hearing Mr Chalk said he was "pleased" to see the judges find the original sentence "unduly lenient". >people who think the death sentence for murder is too harsh think life sentences for books is fine
this is the filthy tory boy nonce that sent him down >Chalk was among several Conservative candidates from the 2015 general election under investigation for breaking local campaign spending limits.[22] This related to the use of "Battle Buses" during his election campaign, the costs of which were not declared by Chalk's campaign but were instead paid for by the Conservatives' national headquarters. Had the costs been declared the strict local spending limit would have been exceeded by £1,500.[22] Gloucestershire Constabulary confirmed they had received a complaint in 2016 and he was under investigation at the time.[22] Following a lengthy investigation, the Crown Prosecution Service said it would take no further action against any Conservative candidates or party official, including Alex Chalk.[23 typical cheating tory cunt.
>It came after campaign group Hope Not Hate wrote an open letter calling for a review of the case.
>>187681 That fat nonce was my mate tbh One of the lads he got sent down may be out soon, that will be interesting.
seething rn
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that's what it is to be a slave
we need someone to buy one of the derelict soviet resorts in Abkhazia so we can evac incels and lepolfaces from the UK.
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>>187686 LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>187688 >tfw jews actually made something great https://youtu.be/g98eFTYZugs
>>187689 kino that
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keeek the fat has to the readings during meals
>>187636 tell her she's being overwhelming and lock her in the basement
the governments reaction to the bristol crusties might indicate play time is over for any and all political activists in this country. even antifa-aligned leftists are getting hard time for property damage.
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I got seethed at by my female boss for telling another female manager that the only way the work will be done on time is if she brings her team in >It's not your place to tell managers to bringe their team in fook off tbh
>>187693 They got let off for vandalism lad
>>187695 this guy got 14 years for "attempting" to set a van on fire https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59705203 he's trooned out in jail and i've seen antifa on twitter claim him so I assume he's a leftoid.
>>187667 >turns hobo camp into luxury instagram resort >ywn take her back to your hobo camp and have her give all the lads blowies while you watch scorpion king and drink vodka while the generator runs out of stolen gas
>>187680 factory owners spoiled son phenotype >can't be having those workers reading that radical literature now gradgrind they should be busy, busy burning up in smoke in the satanic mills
This guy got 4 and a half years for hitting a policemans shield and smashing a window: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-58903048 This guy got 5 years for throwing a rock at a policemans shield. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-58602043 >Kane Adamson, 21, Brandon Lloyd, 21, and Stuart Quinn, 46, of Bristol, and Kain Simmonds, 18, of Birmingham, were all sentenced to more than three years. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-58024985 Worth noting that not a single officer was actually hospitalised during the riot, there was a false claim that on suffered broken bones but it turned out to be fake. The 36 injured police were just cuts and bruises nothing serious.
>>187700 you should smug post at mummy
>>187636 smh she's infertile now
just impulse purchased a witches nose and a jew hat for my trial
>>187701 nah I would rather slit the throat of the bureaucrat scum brainwashing my mummy to be afraid of the repackaged seasonal cold symptoms though and my ancestors are probably dissapointed at how domesticated I am
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Greek Mexican eco-terrorist arrested for planting pipe bomb in Scotland >Nikolaos Karvounakis claimed to be a member of the International Terrorist Mafia - a Mexican eco- terror group - after placing the device in Edinburgh's Princes Street Gardens. https://twitter.com/Daily_Record/status/1483779662300028931
big day in terrorism news tbh
>>187704 Your ancestors are probably glad you aren't dying of dissentry and small pox in a field somewhere
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Your avncestvrs are probably watching blacked.com in the afterlife (which doesn't exist)!
>18-24 year old female corpo execs who work like a day at Uni
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>>187711 saw this every day at uni toil the lisa simpson pipeline
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send for the cuntshooter
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>>187673 Never heard of Hope Not Hate asking for an Islamic terrorist to have a harsher sentenced
>>187717 never seen an islamic terrorist given jail time for just owning a book
>>187717 There was talk of smashing their nuts in legally tbh but nothing seems to have come of it
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>>187718 >ever seen an islamic terrorist given jail time for just owning a book is it even illegal to own that book? You used to be able to buy it in Waterstones You can still buy it on Amazon, Kindle addition too https://www.amazon.co.uk/Anarchist-Cookbook-William-Powell/dp/4072427195/ref=sr_1_1?crid=JVGDASV7TL0B&keywords=anarchist+cookbook&qid=1642617739&sprefix=anarchist+cookbook%2Caps%2C66&sr=8-1
>>187720 It's usually listed alongside a bunch of other shite, it's the daftie posts online combined with owning the book that gets them also it's a pretty shit book
why the fuck dont we just raise Hag Fras out of the sea bed and have another island to populate with English people? Why when we have the technology have we given up on expanding England?
>>187720 amazon is a terrorist group then hope GCHQ drone strike jeff bezos
>>187722 because our time and resources are spent babysitting ethnics
>>187721 Anarchism is most usually considered a leftist movement, it's anti-hierarchical But most normgroids don't know that, they just think "anarchist" means "scary stuff", like "far right" and "terrorism"
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>>187726 the norf already has all the culcher it needs bloody suvvern poofter
tbh
>>187730 based (((reuben)))
>>187727 yeah it's le spooky word on le edgy book so the press can trick soyim into thinking it's literally hitler despite just being a secondary school chemistry textbook you don't need edgy daftie books to do any of this shit
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keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased!!!!!
>>187720 it's legal for them to sell it to you but illegal to own
So lads would Starmer getting in be good or bad? Dont really give a shit either way, but the labour party has undertaken a major Americanisation when it comes to race-politics and have published some insane uni tier plans about eliminating micro-aggressions and creating institutions to staff with anti-white activists.
i think it would be up to judge or jury. if you can be painted as a shite wing extremist then it's pretty much over
>>187736 What do I care, at this point let the country go full-on California-level insane and destroy itself
>>187738 Just because something's bad doesnt mean its going to collapse. Look at Brazil.
>>187735 is it though? is this literally an illega to own book they are selling?
>>187736 We'd be fucked even harder than we are now by red zog. we're utterly fucking buggered
Vote Labour in Radicalise the Tory boys Whole thing kicks off.
>>187739 I'll just take the apathypill then

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Sneedvening, lids. >>187740 Yes, UK courts are that schizo.
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only stalin can save us
>go to bed not stressed thinking about tomorrow's toil smh this is what they took from us
>>187711 whats she doing here like whats her job. i dont get it so i cant seethe at this.
>>187718 A few did for owning Inspire magazine and the like. Men in their 20s from islamist families and in many cases that went on to be terrorists. Much infringement on oppressed muslims. Smh. t. hoomin rights lawyers that ignore this kind of thing happening to 'dafties' as SA would put it
>>187744 romans did a numba
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI Light headedness and sleep deprivation for supper
Is it just me or is twitter shit outside of a few schizoposters since the wignats left?
>>187744 And then you got the lowercase letters from Roman cursive + Biblical manuscript handwriting
>>187751 Don't know lad, the cunts don't get my clicks
>>187753 It's just people repeating the same reactionary talking points, but without the radical goblin hate. It just seems defanged tbh. I feel restless.
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too early
>>187756 not using that thread tbh
>>187750 literally only ate pork scratchings and pork shoulder scraps yesterday.
Yeah I think he should try again
>>187756 make a new one
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