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Brit/pol/ #3752: Naughty Sausages Edition Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 21:51:08 Id: f7bb59 No. 290365
French physicist is forced to apologise for 'planet' photo that was really a snap of some chorizo https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11081115/Silly-sausage-French-astronomer-forced-apologise-planet-photo-snap-chorizo.html >French physicist has been forced to apologise for a 'photograph' he tweeted >He claimed latest astonishing pic from NASA's James Webb Space Telescope >Although it was a photo of piece of Spanish sausage, not everyone saw the joke >Backlash accused him of spreading misinformation in scientific community Imperial College students try to block installation of statue of a man by sculptor Sir Antony Gormley claiming its squatting knees could be mistaken for a giant manhood and offend women https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11080389/Imperial-College-London-students-kick-phallic-statue-Angle-North-sculptor.html Alex Jones to pay damages for Sandy Hook hoax claim https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62427918 Bank of England warns the UK will fall into recession this year https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62405037
first for even more pics of sausage related naughtiness
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get sausages or die frying
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Early to rise early to toil >>290365 Good lad the jannies can delete my thread tbh
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Orban speaks at Yank CPAC wew
>>290365 >Alex Jones to pay damages for Sandy Hook hoax claim Jacobin libertarianism has consequences, it means that other people will seize power which you believe is unethical to wield.
>>290372 Its Woes displaying his god rod.
>>290369 you made yours first lad. the rules of the board are clear on this matter
>>290376 and what the fuck are they?
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>>290376 yeah lad but I posted the links to mine first also people are using mine now. might is right
based
>>290378 true he was sluggish. doesn't bode well for tonights seacow
>>290365 >snap of some chorizo just bants tbh fucking joyless fucks
love catching insects to mutilate. earlier this day I caught a wasp, a good catch for me.
Alex Jones is forced to pay like 41 million keek
>>290383 That's brutal, he doesn't help himself at times, even though it was totally stacked against him.
>>290383 One tenth of it, 4.1 million I think
>there was no seacow
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>kratom kingpin of shartica in the last thread >connections in the casino business >help wanted kino. when do i start?
>>290371 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo keeeeeek
>>290371 wonder if the tranissaries on twatter are sneething at him
>>290371 Hate when nationalists go to Merica to larp as yanks for the day. Bet they introduced him as Mr Hungary.
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I found puglads truck on the road
>>290394 do you have any stickers on your car lad?
hitler would've liked happy hardcore i reckon
>happy hardcore >hh
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The judge from Alex Jones' trial
>yeah mate, off to the mens shed to talk about mental health and that haha
>>290398 smh he didn't stand a chance
>>290383 what the fuck
>>290398 that's quite a nose...
>>290383 might actually give him some money ngl
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>>290395 no I wish
>>290406 'My worldview is your conspiracy theory, your worldview is mine.'
WELCOME TO HELL >they are planning to build a horizontal mega city in saudi arabia https://youtu.be/U1vgbF4aH6k
>>290409 saw that the other day, looks retarded
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smorning lads >>290406 >the world is NOT secretly manipulated by global elite thanks global elite was a bit worried for a minute >>290410 tbh
>Nigel Farage: 'The Bank of England is so useless, they didn't see this coming!' <Nigel Farage: 'We have a population crisis in this country directly because of open borders' >'We need Brexit 2.0' | Nigel Farage reacts to hundreds of Channel crossings into England
>>290412 looking a bit orange these days tbh
>>290410 It probably won't succeed, but there are worse ways to spend $1 billion
>>290414 Er, $500 billion
American virgins with big milky tiddies in sundresses fawning over your low-class English accent lads.
>>290416 did you read my suggestion about tapping in to the Kava market? very similar thing
>>290417 Interdasting. I've tried kava before, didn't do anything, but if people buy it, I'll offer it. Do you have any idea where it comes from? The Indochinamen have never mentioned anything about it.
>>290418 >Kava is consumed for its sedating effects throughout the Pacific Ocean cultures of Polynesia, including Hawaii, Vanuatu, Melanesia, and some parts of Micronesia, such as Pohnpei and Kosrae. Melanesia primarily IIRC here's an example of a site that sells it. notice how many products are sold out https://www.bulakavahouse.com/collections/all
>>290419 Thank you for pointing me in this direction anon. I'm now writing an email to another yank growing his kava here in America for consumers to see if I can get a B2B deal on kava supplies. If I can get a deal, and this product proves to be profitable enough to be worth diverting some attention from kratom, then that will help us scale faster. And I will remember it was brit/pol/ who brought this to my attention. If any of you lads want to come work in America, I will get your visa. If we get past the bottleneck of OSHA requirements, where it's worth it to scale up past 13 employees instead of just being an OSHA liability, then maybe you could even bring the lads. But then I will expect you to put on a short performance, of your direction, featuring America's triumph over the British Empire in either the Revolutionary War, or the negotiations of the Treaty of Ghent, in which are America told His Majesty that not one inch of are America shall be ceded to Indians, and the Brits begrudgingly agreed.
>>290420 I'm spicposter, I live in burgerstan already (I'm not actually a spic btw)
>>290421 Oh. Couldn't tell because you don't have are nation's flag on. You know we really should liven this place up more. I'm gonna try to get some more yanks to join the discussions, and see if we can steer this place in a more appropriately American direction.
keek imagine getting paid actual money to create shit like this
>>290425 Why is it a lad whose willy's gone big?
>>290427 Is this the new cope? >w-w-we're gonna shoot your big old granny tiddies Nancy Pelosi! >cucks >i-i-if we kill too many people when we come to Taiwan, it's America's fault! This big yapping dog won't ever do anything, unfortunately. They had the one chance to be real men when they had sights set on Pelosi, and they just let her piss all over them like a lot of proper broken bucks.
What's that Gary Glitter song BBK posts? Need it for the 'do you love me, do you need me' bit of audio for a memi tbh. >>290428 The first two are right tbf.
>>290429 They are? When did we declare war on Ukraine?
>>290430 Jesus, spiclad...
>>290431 I'm spic, he's newyank
>>290431 The meme is comparing Ukraine to Afghanistan lad. I don't recall America ever invading Ukraine and killing people. I also don't see any plans by any segment of our government to invade Taiwan and kill people there either. My point is, are you fucking thick or summit? How is the hideous thing our government did in Afghanistan remotely comparable to other countries' wars/potential wars where we don't even have men stationed?
>>290432 Being a newyank he's probably also a spic.
>>290434 There's actually only a 20% chance I'm a spic and 13% chance I'm a nigger.
>>290433 America performed a coup in the Ukraine in 2014 where they overthrew the Russian-aligned government and installed a government hostile to Russia and Russian as an ethnic group. they banned the Russian language, killed pro-Russian protesters in Odessa, and started a war against the Russian-majority separatists in the Donbass, where they intentionally shelled and even decapitated civilians. then the Ukraine declared the intention to join NATO, which Russia established as a red line, and they also talked about getting nuclear weapons. then Russia invaded, and the US sends them billions of dollars every week including long-range missle systems that can strike inside Russian territory Taiwan is kind of similar in that the US-backed majority political party supports 'Taiwan independence' which even the Kuomintang opposes. they are actually pro-reunification now and if not for US involvement, Taiwan would probably peacefully reunify with China eventually under the 50 years 'One Country Two Systems' thing they did with Hong Kong and Macao. but instead there will probably be a Chinese invasion sooner or later because the US will not allow Taiwan to peacefully reunify just like they won't allow the Ukraine to be friends with Russia like Belarus
>>290435 But almost all the poltard yanks are non white, so it's more like an 88% chance you're a creatura abomination. >>290436 Saved me an effortpost. Good lad.
>>290437 pumped iron earlier and I felt the lactic acid burning in my forearms while typing that
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Remade him but as an argonian assassin, lads.
>>290436 >Ukraine So America didn't actually kill anyone? Instead, we allegedly overthrew their government and then when Russia threw a fit over another country's internal affairs, we gave them the means to defend their sovereignty? That's why we are mass murderers of Ukraine? Because we gave them the means to defend their country from being a slave to another country? Seems like a bit of a stretch lad. >Taiwan You're talking such utter bollocks right now. First of all, the Kuomintang is just one of many parties in Taiwan, they're not a unitarian dictatorship anymore and haven't been in many decades. Secondly, NONE of Taiwan's 12 major parties supports "reunification", as there is nothing to reunify, as the territory held by the ROC has always been held by the ROC, and has never been held by the PRC. And even further to that point, the Kuomintang specifically supports the ROC constitutional status quo, which means they are constitutionally opposed to being annexed by China. And annexation is what it would be, because the ROC is in fact, according to all standards of international law, a sovereign country that lost most of its land in a civil war. The only reason Taiwan lost its UN seat and is not recognized as a country is because it was held under martial law for so long. Still, the US policy on Taiwan has always been ambiguous and never explicitly claimed that the PRC has legitimate ownership of the ROC. The One China policy has always been that both sides of the Strait of Taiwan claim that there is only one China, and we will defer to them on that. Not that the ROC is an illegal entity that is rightfully part of the PRC. Lastly on this, there is no 50 years agreement here, because Taiwan was never held by a foreign country and then given lease-to-own to the PRC like with HK and MO. Nobody there wants to live under the CCP, they want to reunify China by reinstating the ROC. So while it's technically true that they don't want to be the independent nation of Taiwan, that's only because they only see themselves as Chinese, and want the rest of their country back and under their control. The Ukraine thing was a stronger point, I'll give you that. But the Taiwan shit was a bunch of noncesense and you know it.
>>290437 >But almost all the poltard yanks are non white I literally have the ocean blue eyes that only come from coastal, English ancestry. In fact, I've even traced my heritage and found that I am rare among Americans in that I am 100% on my dad's side.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-62402891 >Great Barrier Reef sees record coral cover, but it is highly vulnerable but? shut your face...
I really wonder how much mileage they have in this utter shit before they have to go hardcore with the weather modification.
>having to choose between supporting spic because he did a fairly decent post or brash and brazen mr america because he's not spic AUGH defaulting to "don't care because I hate equally the great satan, jewkraine and bugpeople" tbh
>>290444 >the great satan Isn't that the term coined by a middle eastern muslim shitskin who only said it because he was seething that we protected our property that we legally owned in Iran, after they sold it to us volulntarily, which they were trying to steal from us without compensation and got BTFO? You sure that's where you wanna hang your hat? Are you nonwhite? This is America. You are going to love America. The most British thing you can do, and indeed the most patriotic thing you can do for your Britain, is to love America with all your heart, listen to America's profound words with all your attention, and do what America says until your last breath. You will speak no such libels as "great satan", and any criticism you have of are America must be one that you are personally involved in solving. Nobody is perfect, but everybody must strive to do whatever they can for the good of are America.
>>290446 Fuck off you cunt. America is the source of the world's degeneracy.
Death to America
>>290445 Thanks lad.
>>290447 Not really. How can we be the "source" if it was imported here in the first place? All of this degeneracy was absent in American history until it was imported from Europe. Germany had troons in the 20s. Americans wouldn't even know those existed until the 2000s. You could make the case that America represents a plurality of places affected by degeneracy, and sure, we do have a very large population size. You will stop speaking these libels, and you will fight for America in any way you can. If you feel that America is not morally pure enough, then why aren't you doing anything about it? Your life has one purpose, just like all of us, and that purpose is the well-being of America. >>290448 That too is a Muslim shitskin saying that originated because the shitskins were trying to rob us of the property we legally owned which they sold us voluntarily. Not really the kind of people we consort with here in America. And you shouldn't either. It's not good for our country.
>>290441 Trying too hard. There's middle easterners with blue eyes. Soomers were famous for it. Even the odd nigger can have blue eyes, it's just extremely rare. So you are a blue eyed nigger spic. Good to know.
>>290451 Did you not read the whole post. I traced my entire lineage and found I am provably 100% on my dad's side.
>>290450 This isn't the 1920s. This is the 2020s. In the 2020s the Great Satan is the source of all degeneracy. The perfect dysgenic breeding ground for degenerate scum.
>White House National Security Council Coordinator for Strategic Communications John Kirby announced on Aug. 4 that US military "will conduct standard air and maritime transits through the Taiwan Strait in the next few weeks".
>>290452 Was your "mom" a spicy seniorita from Me'ico?
>>290452 >100% >not specifying >on my dad's side >not mentioning his mummy's genes Yep, you're a creatura. El Abominicico. The power of hu'white repels you. The power of hu'white REPELS (You)!
>>290453 >This isn't the 1920s And degeneracy wasn't invented yesterday you utter knob. So we can't possibly be the "source", because it did not originate here. >Great Satan And an Allahu Akbar to you too, my fellow white.
>keeps filling in test until I clear cookies This webshite smh.
>>290455 >>290456 No, my mom's side is entirely Irish.
>China will impose sanctions on Pelosi and her immediate family due to a visit to Taiwan, the Chinese Foreign Ministry said - SCMP
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>Irish
>>290457 You are the source of present degeneracy. Nuclear power wasn't invented at the Chernobyl Power Plant but now it is the largest source of Nuclear radiation in Ukraine. Or let me put it for your mong American mind: Hamburgers were invented in Hamburg. Right? Now the biggest source of Hamburgers is your degenerate chinless mass of Apes in the Great Satan.
>>290461 No, not Boston Irish. As in literally 100% Irish and nothing else. I am white on my dad's side, and Irish on my mom's side.
Is there anything even remotely comparable to the American porn industry? To the American Hollywood? To American institutions? America's biggest exports are degeneracy, consumerism, and its braindead political philosophies.
>>290464 Scandi countries are just as bad and the UK isn't that far behind tbph. Still hate America for it's foreign policy that we always follow, and that the only cultural exchange we have is we import the worst aspects of America and none of the good.
ban the yank okthankyou
OIM OIRISH!
>>290465 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek get fucked Scandinavia is nowhere remotely near as bad as the USA neither is Britain for all our faults. America ended white supremacy all over the world, the Great Satan should be fucking destroyed.
>>290462 >You are the source of present degeneracy. So this foreign shit that came from Europe, which was imposed on us by force, unlike in Europe where you adopted it voluntarily, and of which we are the first and primary victims, is somehow "originating" from us, even though this is a globalized world and the only reason Americans are overrepresented in everything is because of our disproportionate population size and internet access? You're a fucking spoon lad. Or let me put it in a way that someone who unironically says "Great Satan" would understand: "تبيع sneed مبيعات الأعلاف في متجر البذور"
>>290466 >JANNY! COME GET RID OF THIS YANK FOR FREE! HE WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR AMERICA!!!! Jej. Go ahead. I'll see you again 30 seconds later.
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>>290467 Never claimed to be Irish. I claimed to be 100% white on my dad's side.
>>290469 By force? Nobody forced your dog country to become what it is, you enslaved Europe with debt during the wars. You broke Germany and caused the degenerate Weimar Republic to come into being. Faggot fool trying to defend the Great Satan. Your political structure is the perfect breeding ground for degenerate filth. America delenda est!
>I'm 100% white on my dad's side
>>290472 >the Great Satan You getting paid for each use of this phrase, Achmed? I've never in my life heard a white person say this.
>>290474 You've never heard a white person say anything you mongrel faggot
>>290473 >meme image of what an American of the Britain region thinks an American of the mainland looks like >real American genetics classify whites as on average 98.6% white, and of whites, only 6% have any non-european admixture >>290471
>>290469 Would you say the main source of communism throughout the 20th century was France because it began there?
>>290475 Not in this thread so far.
>>290476 >Americans are 56% white on their dad's side!
We need closed borders on /brit/ How do these Amerifats find us?
>>290477 I'm not a mong, so I wouldn't use a mong phrase such as "main source". There can only be one source. There can then be propagators, but not another source. France is definitely the one and only source of communism, but it wasn't the main propagator of it during the time of the Soviet Union. Also, another thing I wouldn't do as a non-mong is I definitely wouldn't call the first and primary victims of communism in the USSR the "propagators of communism", when that was actually the doing of their oppressors. But most of all as a non-mong, I wouldn't try to attribute fault of anything to a group of 330 million people, especially if I considered them to be millions of varieties of different mutts rather than a cohesive, homogenous people.
>290481 t. mong
>>290480 That 5% with that retard bat creatura fae and israel sweatpants made me keek.
>semantics >don't generalise it's mean some of America is alright (which I already said) Still don't believe you're white. Filtered. Why are subhumans so boring?
>>290480 >we need more of these wrong kinds of americans banned for free >How do these americans keep finding us americans? You are americanized, that's how. There's nowhere that you're going to have a space that doesn't have a reasonable degree of yank supervision. It's for your own good, and the good of america. If you want more yanks banned, then why don't you sign up to be a janny and do it yourself? You will be worth every penny you're paid.
>>290484 Show respect lad. He's descended from the Chief of the Irish Cromwell clan, a direct descendant of Robert the Bruce AND William Wallace. >290485 >We aren't the source of all degeneracy >We control the internet
He's so cringe inducingly new. He didn't lurk at all. Not for a single day. Just started sharting his dumb mutt opinions the second he arrived. Typical.
>>290484 >if you defend your country from muslim slander, you're just playing "semantics" Is that how it's going to look when you defend your country during the racial civil war that leads to you getting stabilized and annexed? >FUCK OFF NGUBU! THIS IS *BRITAIN*! THAT MEANS IT'S FOR THE BRITISH! NOT YOU NIGGER INVADERS! >"heh, potato potahto. What does 'britain' really mean anyway? That's all just semantics bruv"" *stabs*
>>290487 very sus how he found here too tbh
>>290489 I found it by googling the word vaxxsneed.
>Wogs aren't even double digits >America is over half darkies
>>290491 >wogs aren't even double digits >there's still millions of them all over the place >niggers per square mile is double that of america, meaning there is endless land in america with no darkies, but nowhere to hide from coons in old blighty
>290492 >This level of copium keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
So lads, how is the poo and wee index keeping this morn?
reckon its someone like bbk creating an alter ego tbqh
>>290495 Suspicious comment. Is Tibbs the Yank poster?
>>290493 You literally have nigger neighbors lad. And not the mutt niggers in America that have at least 85 IQ points. You've got the darkest, most vantablack coons from the blackest heart of Africa. The kind with skin that can dim the light in any room because they absorb that much light. The kind with the jaundiced sanpaku eyes that betray a great many murders during life growing up as a child soldier. The kind that just showed up 5 minutes ago on a rubber boat from France with nothing but the warpaint on his face, his loincloth, his lucky shrunken head in one hand and a machete in the other, and his rucksack full of witch doctor remedies, strutting around the streets of London, waiting for the council to get flats for him and his 7 wives and 38 children. The kind of niggers that even American niggers look at and say Jesus Christ, that's one black fucking nigger. You've got only the niggest niggers they make, and you've got them, dare I say it, in spades.
>>290497 >The kind of niggers that even American niggers look at and say Jesus Christ, that's one black fucking nigger >Even his niggers are 56%ers leeeeeeeeeeeeeel
>>290498 >*only the niggers are 56%ers >>290471
>>290499 56% keeeeeeek
My name's Tiberius Willard III. I am a pvre Anglo-Saxon. I will defend the American race from these pesky Britishers.
Well don't go all quiet on me.
>>290501 I'm not defending America from "pesky Britishers". I love all Americans, whether they are mainlanders, Australians, kiwis, or bongs. The only people who use that sandnigger phrase "great satan" are shitskins. I come here for bantz, but that's not banter, it's not even taking the piss, it's just brown people seething that America has bested them over and over again, almost always without even trying.
t. great satan
>t. Witch Dr. Ngubu Mohamat Rajesh McConnor, esquire
You're not supposed to correct me with your real name lad, you literally just doxxed yourself . . .
he smells of really bad poo as well hahaha
Poos of glass Slipping out my arse I must catch them fast Or else the poos will smash
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>>290508 lad...
Dog shit sandwiches. Is it true? I saw . . . something . . . running on the beach. I shone my torch around and found unusual trails. Are dog shit sandwiches actual sandwiches or are they creatures that take on the guise of a dog shit in a piece of Warbies Thick White? Nobody has had a close enough look. They're waiting still for the screaming hounds to produce sufficient poo to fill said sandwich in one go.
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i fucking despise the internet so much rather than meet me in person they just want me to take a photo of all my documents and do nothing to tell me whether i'm putting in the right info or not
>>290511 you must furnish the industrial foid email complex with your digital sacrifice.
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>all documents need a "serial number" >no idea what this is >googling it does nothing >no idea why this even matters because they have a photo of it so if they need it they could just look at the photo
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WHY DO YOU NEED EVIDENCE THAT I HAVE GCSES FUCKING HELL where the fuck would i even find them i havent done gcses for 10 years
>He doesn't keep all of his certificates in a little file FOOL!
Never picked up my GCSE certificates from school tbh, didn't even realise you even got a physical copy until years later Never been asked for them, never bothered, fuckem who even needs GCSEs
speaking of officefoids the evil bitch emailsender at the job centre told me off for daring to go on holiday for one (1) week of the year told her I was going to haggisland and wouldn't be able to do the stupid jobsearching shit because I am not a phone zombie and would be in a hostel etc and she threatened to cut the bennies immediately and expects me to fit 36 hours of applications into the two days I'd be back home on the weekend meanwhile she does fuck all day and collects a bloated paycheck and bullies NEETs for trying to have a life >>290495 yeah smh
>>290467 top o' the marnin', laddies
>>290516 I went to get mine and some girl mocked my denim jacket so I farted at her and that as the last time I ever was in school
>>290520 i like russia but slavs just look dysgenic in general tbh
>>290412 Is nige fake-tanning?
>>290524 he bulk ordered cheap a cargo container of the stuff from dumpf and is self-promoting it as the latest used yank trend to be imported to britain
>>290523 yeah. hell I wouldn't even say that I 'like Russia', it's just a geopolitical thing, it's not west and that's what matters. also culturally less pozzed, closer to normality
>>290526 then again some russians can look very germanic tbh
Lost 4 kg in just over a month lads
>>290527 they got raped by swedes, that's why they're more blonde than the ukrainians who are part iranian due to assimilating the sarmatians
>>290528 that's brilliant you're looking fabulous
>>290528 how quickly will you regain that?
>laptop mic doesnt work things just keep getting worse
>>290517 You should sit on her lad.
>>290531 I won't, changed my eating habits so I consume less calories >>290530 Cheers Lorraine, I hope to fit into my Hugo Boss SS Reichsfuhrer Uniform for the race krieg
>>290532 what are you applying for anyway?
>>290535 prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2eUXrgHL4k >One of the best female basketball players in the world was sentenced to 9 years in prison for entering Russia with cannabis oil in her luggage
>>290532 Just use your phone if this happens.
>>290535 Gay bar gloryhole cleaner, asking for GCSEs is their way of making sure he's under 20 so they can nonce him.
>>290538 Not allowed
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>>290525 keeektbh
>>290542 keeek
>>290540 Your mummy doesn't let you own a phone?
>>290544 They wont allow phones for the interview because you need to do tests on a computer
>>290542 Je qeeq
https://voca.ro/17kH5v689y0X I scream when I poo or Ice cream when I poo?
>>290542 another cracking pic tbh
>>290529 There's a Ukrainian town founded by Welsh colonists.
>>290552 makes me wonder what they think they're accomplishing with this tbh normgroids won't care and conspiracychads will (rightfully) interpret it as an admission of guilt >>290554 keeeeeking at number three tbh but smh stick with the prod
>>290552 >who dares to suggest that world governments are anything but completely honest, upstanding and transparent The whole point of a world government is that there is only one. Doesn't make any sense tbh.
morning lads
>>290557 smorbing lad
>>290495 tbh he uses way too much English slang for a newfag yank.
>>290560 >china right now is in fact in a desperate struggle against chaos business as usual then? >>290561 he's been here for a while tbh recognise his poosting style
>>290561 yeah notice how casually he was using shite instead of shit which is completely unheard of in flyover shartistan and people will think you are autismal if you say that here
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>mods banning and deleting where it's appropriate for a change Cheers for the bare minimum, lads. Hope you get a bonus of 14% on your wages.
mum cooking unseasoned ass wypipo chicken again lads
>>290569 hope she washed it first
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>>290569 smh my mummy usually puts at least some shake and bake on it or some basil and rosemary on it. fried chicken is a lowland scots invention anyway and spicing chicken is a meme and its for people who get the shitty poorfag brown meat. real chuds don't burn the meat and if anything you only need a small bit of sauce if its too dry
What the fuck.
Someone's fucking with us. Bongoists?
what is it about swarthy long nosed unibrow folk being brilliant businessmen the moment they leave their country while their own countries are shitholes. armenians, cypriots, iranians..etc.
>>290573 No, just bbk
>>290575 Why should we believe you? You've been acting suspiciously lately.
>>290524 yeah he is, looks like he might be making a return to politics he's getting his hair cut neater too
>>290574 ethnic nepotism
>>290576 t. bbk
>>290574 they make their livings preying on innocent people tbh predators can't prey on predators tbh it's not sustainable they need a high-trust environment to swindle people in >>290575 tbh he has a well known nigger obsession
>>290579 Disappear for ages, come back out of the blue with some cuckold fantasy story. Then suddenly strange things start happening. Giant nigger dicks get posted and then the person who posted them had your flag. Did you forget to turn your VPN off? I have my eyes on you.
>>290560 Isn't that bloke a notorious race mixer?
>>290583 yes he likes asian pssy
>>290584 >stay awesome He's cringe and I hate him. All Chinklovers are. Bring back the Qing.
>>290582 Baldies uniting I see. Don't post more nigger dicks or your flag will be banned on sight.
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>290586
Watch.
>>290560 interesting video tbh
>>290589 hope some unrestkino actually happens tbh the government keeps giving free accommodation to wogs and sending endless javelins to the pookraine meanwhile people can't afford to keep the heating on
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>>290593 The troubles? More like the niggers!
rwers should not do satire because retarded CHUDS always end up thinking its real
the "irish" one looks absolutely fresh off the boat tbh, he looks so confused, we should start referring to them as FOBs to indicate just how alien they are
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>>290593 is that real?
>>290597 hey chuddy uhm maybe you missed my post, bad luck for you. but theres always space for growth here. >>290597
>>290593 keeeeeeek
ISP preying on boomers and retards like me smh they are lion king inflating their prices too and using weaselly language to make me not sure what I am actually going to be paying and what for >>290589 I fucking wish
https://youtu.be/txo8-W--hFI SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT
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>second day I come home this week and dinner isn't ready
>>290593 keeeeeeeeeeek this is a joke right
https://youtu.be/DJztXj2GPfk Listening to it again
>>290604 boohoo maybe make it yourself, big man
>>290602 switch to a different isp lad even if you'll be paying the same you have to show them that you're fickle and flighty If they think you're a loyal customer they'll take advantage of you as much as they can smh you need to make them worried about losing you
>>290604 She's getting revenge on you for eating her peach.
>ISP >Inflated Spic Penis
>>290605 yes lad rest easy
>>290569 Will never forgive my parents for the microwaved TV dinners they used to feed me. Would have turned into a deano goblin if I didn't start cooking for myself.
The poos make pretty good kino
shnight lads
>>290615 Goodnight lad, put your silk pyjamas on. I'll join you hence.
It's hoofpostin time
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dreadful posting today
paella for dindins
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>>290618 great post
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I love ack tranny so much
saw two zoomers dressed like women earlier today. I have no idea what the appeal of doing that is.
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Business idea: Ack tranny rearview mirror things that dangle from the neck
its friday night
>>290618 Every post is a good post lad. Got to keep the thread busy.
>>290627 LAST FRIDAY NIGHT! Are you going to scratch at Violet's door when she goes out Ivan?
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>>290630 YOU ARE COOL YOU Are SMART YOU ARE AMAZING
I am extremely violent
violet
https://www.uea.ac.uk/news/-/article/natural-selection-may-be-making-society-more-unequal >A new study published today shows how natural selection effects are stronger in groups with lower income and less education, among younger parents, people not living with a partner, and people with more lifetime sexual partners. >Meanwhile, natural selection is pushing against genes associated with high educational attainment, high earnings, a low risk of ADHD or major depressive disorder, and a low risk of coronary artery disease. > “It makes you better off, so you can afford more children. But it also makes it more costly to spend time on childcare instead of your job, because you will miss out on higher wages. >“The first effect leads people to have more children, the second effect leads them to have fewer. At lower incomes, this second effect is more powerful. That explains the results we see. Eugenics for the rich dysgenics for the poor.
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Ginger lass is fit in fairness to Dorset, which I had a lass to obsess about
>>290636 I mean wish not which
how come we don't all have girlfriends yet
>>290639 because we're seethers
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>>290639 THE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS!!
>>290639 because we dont come into contact with women on a regular enough basis to ask them out
another historical manga that seems decent just read the first chapter tbh Manchuria Opium Squad >Circa 1937. A Japanese soldier in Manchuria starts meddling in the opium trade but finds he may have bitten more than he can chew... https://mangadex.org/title/eb9385a1-c240-4770-9ba9-e35a987a3a20/manchuria-opium-squad
>>290644 Sorry Chang it's an Anglo's game.
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drink
Just had a delightful orange!
>>290602 good morning wessie >>290647 I didn't
might actually go out even tho i said i wouldnt tbh hmm
>>290649 Don't know about going out but you definitely smell like you've gone off!
>>290650 i agree tbh
worst thread of the year so far and the new shart takes spics place as worst poster on the board
>>290651 What is Violet doing this evening?
>>290653 staying in watching romcom with her mum while drinking a bottle of cheap lambrusco wine
>>290655 Put your leather trousers on. Buy a posh wine. Wait until the film ends. Then knock on her door and offer her on a date. Prepare a succulent Chinese meal for her.
>>290652 tbh we might have to stop using 4chud vernacular since that's what brought him here
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Obsessed with the fact that Scruton sat down and listened to Lady Gaga at some point for one of his Radio4 podcasts
>>290658 2009... now that was a nice year
>>290658 Do you speak Manx?
>>290660 No, just common phrases/greetings. I should've taken Manx in school tbh. So few kids took it, was basically 1-on-1 teaching so they always got A stars every year
https://youtu.be/HySK5pDrCJM Alex Jones trial >>290662 Unfortunate, you could use it to send secret race war messages tbh
>>290663 Just watching an economist witness of his valuing his net worth at $64mil weeeew
His defense is deliberately useless and breaking rules, they're trying for a mistrial
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>drugusers and homos even in these circles people aren't even based. Fucking hell. So sick of it all
>>290665 smh isn't that what binger and the slugman tried as well didn't work for them, definitely won't work with alex unless he is still zog-backed
>>290665 smh isn't that what binger and the slugman tried as well didn't work for them, definitely won't work with alex unless he is still zog-backed
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>cracks old speckled hen *BBBUUURRRP* Ah, taste of england, that.
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>cracks old speckled hen *BBBUUURRRP* Ah, taste of england, that.
>record number of over 200,000 abortions carried out in 2020
thanks for the update
I wonder if that means they exceed live births yet.
I'm a rapist
https://youtu.be/1CUlC5JGgNA I always used to Pirate my media until I saw this
>>290675 yikes
>Nigger And Tranny Organisation
hmmm
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>>290680 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek love these
>>290681 Vegita more like VAGINA. Your frankendick will never be real MANNY. Hahaha. *wips out my REAL penis for a wee all over the walls and cieling*
>>290681 Manlets . . .
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Rewatching Alien 1979 because I missed the first 2 in the bins film marathon. Seeing it just after Prometheus and Covenant, I'd forgotten they basically didn't design anything new in those films, except make the engineer much smaller. Wew.
>>290686 the stuff they designed was all the tech and vehicles tbh
>>290687 Tbh tbf.
irl troonjak meet up went great
>>290689 They are getting ready for it!
>>290547 keeeeeeeeeeek wtf
this is probably another media hoax but this would be so ebin and hilarious if it actually happens paying north korea in oil for 100,000 mercenary soldiers to crush the ukraine?? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
it would actually give the north korean military much-needed modern combat experience, I think they should actually do that. it's silly for Russia to be outnumbered by the Ukraine who has less than a third of their population, if they don't want to draft then using Nork mercs would be a pragmatic solution
The Hitler quote "The Almighty has never helped a lazy man. He does not help the coward. He does not help a people that cannot help itself." isn't from the bible it's from the Quran.
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time for my biannual post 140 dl 120 squat 70 bench also my lust for kim joy has expired, she has no eggs any more wagmi bros
>vice doc about russians snitching on people against the war >the one guy that got arrested they show was literally posting mutilated russian soldiers and laughing about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z174zEnC8
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK they also show a libtard twitch thot
>cant even create a gmail account anymore without "verifying identity" by sending a photo ID or bank details
>>290703 i think im banned from making an account for some reason, every throwaway sim card I buy for twitter isn't valid for google.
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Mandem.
I wank. I poo. I watch Scooby Doo (on Zombie Island)
>>290620 watching it again lads
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keeeeeeeeeeek
>> 290700 Is that real?
comfy vaguely spooky cave videos time tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv4PsEfXL1E
>>290700 >biannual poost >(2) See you tomorrow chum
>sneedchad scaring off all the city slickers keeek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf6VMIWKWgk
*dances autistically on your corpse*
>>290715 dorshit right now
what was >>290700?
nvm im stupid
h
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>>290720 Damn, that's kind of fucked him. he's like the joker
>>290720 based chink that nig overreacting like that when he's just been stabbed a little
>>290723 he said "I'm dead" like he died in a video game keeeeeeeeeek
>>290724 keeek
>>290724 lmao sorry pal no respawns on this map
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Captcha got me good
ACK
>>290730 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>290553 I have more respect for women who don't wear trousers
>>290596 >that graffiti Surely Crusius would be writing something about Hispanics, no?
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK TUDOR DIXON WANTS TO BAN BABY KILLING IN SHITAGAIN okay I am thinking we are based
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keeeeeeeeeeeeek
I could murder a million troons listening to nightcore
>normongs who post here all week pretending to be fellow NEET incels are out with their m8s rn
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>>290735 are you going to betray mummy gretchen?
>>290700 good lad I was gonna roast you but then I realized you mus be talking about kilograms, and in that case you beat me... >>290720 NAP Status: Violated >>290739 yeah why is the board so dead?
>>290741 yeah if it means I can harvest the seethe, there will be some kino videos I can make of roastoids doing impotent rage
>>290739 Literally me.
>>290744 I used to be like you. Now look at me.
is CD1130 spic?
>>290745 What happened lad?
>>290747 all my friends moved town and I dont know how to make new ones.
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women
>>290750 they just need to be beaten and then put out to work on physical tasks women have to much idle time and doing gay shite like playing with their phone is not work
>>290603 Charlie Veitch the fed?
>>290739 "NEET" volcel reporting in, sire J/k
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Wow the Drake Shelton critique of the new Jay Dyer book of essays is a real tour de force. There is a fairly coherent history of modern philosophy timeline that I don't believe Shelton would have produced had he not Dyer's material to base his own writing upon. Darwinian critique of plenum formarum, ether vs electrons, for example
>>290756 sounds interesting, got a link?
morning lads
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vivi i love uuuuuuu
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>>290759 smorn schief
kid ye not some guy leaned in to kiss me at the pub ealier but i said i aint a fucking fudge packer than he ignored me for the rest of the night lol dodged a bad thing there aye
had a rught giggele with the zoomers at the taxi rank keeek
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America lads.
WELL i WAS NOthING BUT A LONELY bOy Looking FOR SOMETHING NEW
>>290760 her face doesn't look too good here, is it just a bad pic or was >>290765 a flattering angle? >>290767 america is bad, lad, stop this nonsense. I get that you're being provocative but it's not funny. the JewSGay is hostile to the white male.. it's not only unsalvageable, but salvaging it would be undesireable
>>290766 I thought you and sperg were going to meet up and le fug again? did she cancel?
>>290769 yes i have thought the same her photos look terrible actually she looks verynice and sweet in person thoughhhh
>>290770 yes her "bf" doesnt want to whatever the fuck theat means stupid fuckin whore i dont like her i am not attracted to her
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>>290769 America is the promised land of English common law. You're simply not English if you don't put America above everything else. Not only are you not English, but you're not even white. All of this "America bad" nonsense is pure spack, nothing else.
>>290772 >i dont like her i am not attracted to her but if she'd let you, you would >>290774 common law is Norman kikery, it's not English
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>>290775 i would cum inside her and have babbies in an instant, but she doesnt want that
>>290762 keeeeeeeek smh
>>290775 Anon...EVERYONE in the British isles is genetically mostly mainlander. There's nobody left on the island who is above 30% islander... Stop we wuzzing and just accept that the English are more mainlander than Celtic.
>>290777 wish i were joking matey
>retarded take >burger flag So he stuck around. This is disappointing.
>>290780 on the bright side it'll help you lads realize what a good poster I am, even wessex admitted it
>>290780 How is a fact a "retarded take" lad? It's not an interpretation or opinion. It is genetically a fact that we are all more mainlander than islander celt.
>>290783 this guy says he's half English half Irish or something. whiter than steiner if true, steiner has native american blood
>>290703 >Gmail >not using cock.li I used to have one of the rare 8ch.net emails too
one (1) decent post does not a good poster make steiner should battle fakeyank and spic to death because there can only be one on /brit/ tbh okay, thankyou
>>290786 >fakeyank I posted a vocaroo lad
>>290785 Cock.li got raided years ago by the FBI, lad...
>>290710 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek >>290712 Love cave and mine exploration videos
>>290760 Shaking my head at you Dorset. I am absolutely shaking my head at you.
Me? I'm an Outlook kinda guy!
In fairness to Door Shitter, she is a very attractive lady.
>>290788 true but the original 8chan is dead enough now and the email servers are kept overseas
Where is everyone?
Reverse searched for Violet but that cheeky Dorset must have changed the resolution
>>290796 he's keeping her all to himself tbh
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>A Senior Taiwan missile development official has been found dead in his hotel room. >China extends military exercises until August 15
>>290798 really hoping that China will invade as soon as Pelosi leaves, and then Russia will hire 100,000 North Korean mercenaries to crush the Ukraine
>>290798 >>290799 just want a happening tbh
>>290799 Would be retarded of him to bomb Britain with nukes, no? Wouldn't the fallout get pushed by the west wind into Russia?
Any of you lads plotting a based happening?
Yeah, we're on the same Latitude as Saint Petersburg and Moscow and the main area of Russian Urban settlement and the winds would carry fallout straight there keek Reckon this whole nuking the UK thing is either a propaganda attack by NATO to make us fear Russia or by the Russians themselves who want to bluff us into rightly fucking off
>>290803 tbh they wouldn't actually do it
>193f22 Watch out, lads. This cunt is a retarded thread wrecker, Pelosi was only Taiwan for 19 hours and the Nork Story is bull shit.
>>290805 pfft >Pelosi was only Taiwan for 19 hours oh she left? I hadn't heard >Nork Story is bull shit I said it was probably a hoax the first time I posted it but I still hope it's real, that would be so funny
Big horny balls
Later lads, it's goodbye from me (The Bum Bum King)! I am off to watch the niggers in red defeat the niggers in black and white!
>>290808 have fun lad
>>290801 Most nukes do not have significant fallout. It also depends on the altitude the weapons are detonated at.
>women saying they have their own flat when they are just renting one >saying they have blonde hair when it is just dyed what's wrong with them
>>290811 it's bizarre how ubiquitous dying the hair blonde is. do they think men only like blondes? their self-esteem must be low to alter their appearance so drastically
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seems like they're taking abour $13m from Alex Jones, holy fuck
S&P 500 Index; 2020-22 in white 2006-2008 in yellow
i hate homosexuals
>>290811 tbh compulsive liars all of them >>290813 smh hope he bounces back tbh
good afternoon. it's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7ymXAcRQ
>>290812 love natty hair as long as it isn't black me. Obviously black-haired women can be attractive as well just don't want black-haired keeds smh
>>290818 I like my dark brown hair. I wish my eyes were green but oh well, at least the dark brown eyes give me a good rape stare, maybe women like that
>>290815 MUST BE TOUGH HATING YOURSELF THEN >>290811 yeah but that implies she isn't sharing, so when you go over to hammer her fanny you can make as much noise as you can humanly deliver
>>290820 >you can make as much noise as you can humanly deliver fat_sonic_baning_fat_knuckles_while_they_bouth_brap.webm
no more booze.
>>290822 it's horrific that i can actually replay that in my head despite being disgusted by it, because if just seen it so many times on here
Punitive damages cap in Texas is apparently $570k or something like that, so Jones won't have to pay all of that money apparently.
*$750k
>>290825 ludicrous how disagreeing with the official narrative is enough to get the book thrown at you smh
>>290827 totally
>>290825 I read it's 4.1m compensatory damages, then Texas caps punitive damages as 2x compensatory + $750k. so that's about 13m total, plus all of his legal expenses fighting it
hope aj doesn't go full just mode because of this smh
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>whitepilled again
What's your favourite thing about niggers lads?
6th wank of the day done
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>The US military command has repeatedly tried to contact their Chinese counterparts amid the aggravation around Taiwan, but they do not answer calls in Beijing
>>290834 a break down in communications is a good sign tbh
I wish I was a mole in the ground Yes, I wish I was a mole in the ground If I's a mole in the ground I'd root that mountain down I wish I was a mole in the ground
>tidying my room felt like an insurmountable tast but it only took 10 minutes
If you lads could get rid of all wogs presently in the UK, but you MUST replace them with an equal number of Americans, representing the demographics of America in their same concentrations, who will never assimilate and just be yanks forever, would you do it?
>>290788 cockli is good for throwaways
although isn't there still a higher percentage of wogs in the US
>>290843 You would get to trade 100% of your wogs for a new group equal in number, that is 60% white, 12% niggers, 24% spics, and 4% chinks and jeets. But they will never even try to assimilate. They will just be yanks forever.
>>290841 smorn lad >>290844 would probably take the yanks tbh wouldn't really want them but when wogs "assimilate" it's just adding insult to injury
>>290833 what have they been to lad?
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Had a very comfy day out taking dog on the trad open tram Sat on sunny beach wi sosig roll
>>290849 extremely based
had a morning wank to the idea of raping my ex
>>290849 now thats kino and zero shitskin in sight also kino local islander super long shorts fashion
>>290845 hopefully she leaves the richfag resort areas torch lake is like a palatial cottaging area then she can run into the comfy forest people
smh yooper kids have to sell painted rocks to the richfag campers
>>290853 good lad
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>>290858 they do that same shit in detoilet on dirt bikes and sometimes other niggers speed up to hit them
>>290859 > sometimes other niggers speed up to hit them I'm in favour of niggers ruling other niggers, because they know the harsh measures required to keep each other under control. Under whitoid rule nogs have it way too lenient, despite all the whining from BLM
BASED SAVIOURS OFTHE WHITE RACE
>>290849 very good lad
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>>290849 this looks great lad
>>290861 Laura's milk trucks
that lad on here that messages his genetic relatives on here is going to get suicided by the mossads
>>290864 her milk trucks bring all the chuds the the yard
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>>290861 MEATY BAPS
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again thinking about how 3 of 3 females are failing the truck driver course while 11 of 11 males are succeeding
at boomers they both left the living room after I dared expose them to the real world by talking honestly about my friday when they asked and how shit the job centre is and how jobs are discriminatory against whites and nonxoomers
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Wait a minute.... 3 plus.. 11 hmm yeah that makes 15
not in a confrontational chudly polface way or anything, they just can't handle things not being like the 60s and realising that they helped make it that way
>>290870 >when they ask you how you feel and then get disgusted when you're honest and say you're horny and have a half chub smh
>>290872 keeeeek still can't get over that time I went polface mode in a concentration camp museum and discussed how hitler was actually based with what I later came to realise was a communist jew
>>290874 it's okay lad they will get jobs at the trucking company's head office sending emails and pestering drivers when they dare to stop for five minutes to have a shit and not get thrombosis >>290875 wew, a close encounter of the nose kind
>>290875 keeeek did he agree with you out of fear or did he go and ask the staff to have you removed
>>290874 one of the females has tics and tourettes making her make all kinds of weird noises, and when driving she at times lets go of the driving wheel to clap since that is one of her tics. Literally scraping the bottom of the barrel just to get females into the job because... getting females in is good because.. yeah >>290877 I think she was in shock. Earlier I had interrupted her presentation where she talked about how bad Hitler was and then compared him to Trump and how it was scary we might get into dark times again. This was back in 2015 I think. She was actually fine with talking about it, or listening at least. In hindsight it was so retarded of me smh. Based emotional polchads tearing their families apart and ruining their lives because they read some infographs on /pol/
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>>290869 it's almost as if women are shit at everything
There s a message here: If a person dies when life support is removed, was he truly alive before that happened? If a territory can react to aggression by scrambling its own fighter jets, does it really belong to the aggressor?
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>>290868 >MEATY BAPS all this time I thougtht lads were calling her "meaty BRAPS" smh but "meaty baps" makes much more sense I get it now
>>290881 oh pretrty sure it is meaty braps
>>290882 kind of prefer meaty braps tbh
the words disgusts
>>290881 it is braps. he changed it to baps because of the pic
>tooth doctor talking about how I am bad at taking care of my teeth when it's his job
>i get it now
>>290885 lkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>290872 Old people are generally cringe. They basically do whatever they want and also expect that you exist to serve them. Younger generations are the same in doing what they like without sense of duty, but at least they don't have the rancid expectation on top of it. It pays to be selective, quite selective, with one's personal company.
Her fat cellulite arse cheeks quivering as she rips a healthy brap, at the end which she lets out a cheeky queef because you've been banging her for hours and she's losing muscle control.
>why don't girls like us!
>(1)
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>>290898 Have sexual intercourse, yanky boy.
>anyone posting on 8chan dot moe telling others to have sex probably a bongoist that thinks having sex with other troons makes him not an incel >>290898 Based, I'll never have sex after I've read this.
>>290887 well now i feel stupid
>>290898 absolutely based
thinking about how we're just dildos for women in this gynocentric society ACK *cums in plastic balloon*
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11066477/Veteran-arrested-causing-anxiety-retweeting-meme-swastika-Pride-flags.html makes no sense why they'd even arrest a guy just for retweeting it, surely if you're going to go after people for wrongthink it'd make more sense to arrest laurence fox who made the tweet in the first place? but of course, none of it has to make sense, it just needs to make an example of some innocent old man to scare the proles into submission
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>>290813 That's a really weird reaction, but people often seem 'off' in sincere emotion because of how it's compared to overly sincere acting in films. Even for non autists, few humans appear as emotional as in most dramas. Another way media alters expectations. People make a big deal out of him smiling and laughing a little. Never had momements where something makes you smile while you're still sad? It could also be a nervous response/submissivness faced with a crowd, if he's in fact not used to public speaking.
>>290904 It's not new them going after retweeters or people sharing things on whatsapp etc. All that matters is the subjective (or dishonest) view of the 'victim'.
just had my first sissygasm
Filtered on a >(1). Impressive.
>>290907 I had a dream where I put my cock in a japseye and fucked it like a pussy
billy no mates over here
>>290910 Who me?
man phase 4 mcu kind of sucks hope phase 5 is better
>>290911 me lad
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imagine the ball is a thots face, this is the spirit of the incel
dating apps should probably work with the government and tell the big boys whenever a male doesn't get any interaction
think the vegetable mush and grains diet is working down to 23st somehow
>>290915 imagine how much force all that mass at speed must generate
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got my warzone loadout dialled in now lads nothing can stop what is coming
>>290916 they probably already do this tbh >>290917 you probably lost all your sexist patriarchal muscle mass and kept all of the stunning and brave fat
>>290920 hopefully the weekly voluntoil lifting sessions are at least letting me maintain it smh
>>290905 fuck off
its such a nice day today. makes it even worse.
>Blockade of Taiwan, which was previously predicted against the backdrop of large-scale exercises of the PLA, is already underway Taiwan cancels flights as China conducts military exercises, AP writes. The publication notes that the blockade "increased the risk of failures in the flow of Taiwanese-made processor chips needed by the industry's global telecommunications and automotive companies." >Hong Kong newspaper The South China Morning Post called the exercise "an effective blockade of Taiwan." Against this background, China is extending military exercises around Taiwan from 7 to 15 August. - AP
>>290917 Yeah dropping calories is how you lost weight. I've lost weight doing the same. Keep it up. I've found that cardio really helps speed things up.
>Brazil, India, Indonesia, China, Mexico, Russia and Turkey surpassed the G7 in terms of GDP (PPP) - the total GDP of the "New Seven" reached $37.8 trillion, and the G7 - $34.5 trillion. THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME
>Normies doing karaoke in another street keek good on them
>>290927 i hate them
>brics niggers
>>290930 The fag menace's reach is deep.
>>290931 An Indian lad I worked with said gays are gay because they have small willies. Wonder if it's true.
ngl its funny watching anglin cope about the chinee getting cbt from nancy pelosis
>>290933 I think it's just because they hate god.
>my pussy when he says he doesn't own property
>>290936 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I'm watching how to marry a millionaire, timely meme tbh
said "holy schmoly" outloud at work this week
>>290938 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK A lot of red text elongated keeks this afternoon
Back when the industrial society everyone lives in made a little more sense, thin women because of their nervous system problems (anxiety, etc.) wouldn't be made into housewives. Instead they had to find work as prostitutes.
>>290939 smh the value's going down
>>290941 Such is the price of banter overproduction smh, we need to raise post interest rates in order to balance the meme market
>>290940 Based lad making retarded posts to cool the banter market
does it feel good when niggers tongue your anus?
>>290944 Nigger faces are made to be fucked hence why they have pubes for hair
love when fatretardposter outs himself once again so I know exactly who to filter, tarahh
Bull's hoof looking like a chicken drumstickerino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhB8Sbw4n-E
>>290946 >fatretardposter that's all of us
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society is collapsing
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>>290948 speak for yourself
>>290949 please consult the graphs
https://youtu.be/XBUWZEQGxjM God I wish that were me
>>290949 so fucking true.
>>290950 >Collet_approaching_woes_at_the_beach.webm
>>290917 Very good lad
https://www.instagram.com/nimaboy95/ >this is whom my race mixing ex-cousin is hanging out with She's doomed
don't click that
>>290958 too late
https://www.instagram.com/jayyx12/ keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek this is the state of zoomers
it's snaturday sninner time but granny hasn't even started cooking
not clicking
>>290955 Love that memory.
can't stop imagining filing my teeth
I could have and should have raped her
I could have and should have raped her
>>290903 you aren't though are you, only chad, you are more like a slave for women
>>290967 pretty sure the dildos are more slavelike
>>290957 >95 >my age and he has such a hairless, baby soft bum Bit jealous ngl. Have to use so much toilet paper and always shower after or I reek. Smh.
>>290957 >95 >my age and he has such a hairless, baby soft bum Bit jealous ngl. Have to use so much toilet paper and always shower after or I reek. Smh.
>>290957 What a very queer intsa account
>>290971 Let's see f7d304's insta
The website is being altered
>can't even begin to talk with lasses unless you have le insta,snap and whatever else even chads get hoisted by this.
>can't even begin to talk with lasses unless you have le insta,snap and whatever else even chads get hoisted by this.
sneed
great site we've got here
>all these different hooflads
can't believe how the women dress in these commonwealth games tbh >teehee I have to wear this
>>290983 Based beyond belief
>>290985 haha more like bins THE GAY MAN ahaaa can I get an OI OI OI
>>290987 shut the fuck up
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>>290984 >he's into politics because he likes the excitement and spectacle NGMI
twitter had a data breach that doxxed 500,000 accounts. https://twitter.com/vxunderground/status/1555661472679792641
https://youtu.be/U-pbhiOZsns What did he mean by this?
>>290991 >to keep your identity as veiled as possible, we recommend not adding a publicly known phone number or email Isnt so typical for a modernist influenced entity to oh-so-cooly put the blame onto the aggrieved party?
>>290991 >>290993 the fuck. I could never make one because they always asked for my phone number which I refused to give
>>290991 The link actually says 5 million accounts, not 50k
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No ... no no no >>290988 Take that back lad.
>>290996 thats a lot
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>>290983 >that Ian Watkins phenotype of the host
>>290995 wow a bins film nighht?? I'm in
>>290999 That's Darren Grimes, a notorious Tory Boy homo
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I'll hold down the fort whilst you watch the film lads. >>291000 xD
this happened in january-may so if you made your account after that you're fine
>>290981 >Nate the hoof guy >has one video with 43 million views This is an exceedingly strange phenomenon, lad. Im not sure what to make of it but it feels like the right thing to do is have YouTube stop recommending me them
>>291006 What is it, dickhead. Post the image not the fucking goyim link.
>>291007 its a video of britanny venti meeting nigel farage
>>291008 It's telling me it's adult content and I need to sign in to see it. FOOL!
>a lightning strike killed 2 people outside the whitehouse
>>290997 Lol you're fucked lad, the US treasury Bondbro brigade are doxxing and coming after every gold twitterfag
>>291009 use a twitter viewer website idiot
day 67 nofap, pussy is not in sight.
>BREAKING: China has prohibited use of the phrase "Made in Taiwan" on any product the island now exports to the mainland, and now must use the name "Chinese Taipei" or "Taiwan, China".
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Fortunately you can download vids from just the twitter link, no login needed
Do you think Nige slapped his wholesome chungus on the sloth's face
>>291010 portentous
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>>291011 >mfw bonds started to selloff again as gold rebounded off the lows Heh nothing personal bondbugs.
>>291018 HECK YES! Let's go, team!
>>290991 >>290996 no way could they seize that much info in such little time tbh
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>>291015 ITS OVER
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Now listen here... /brit/, there's only one fat bald man we identify with on this board.
>>291024 >identifying with a yid
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>>291023 終わりだ
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>>291025 Italian mafia media is just stand ins for jews
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>>291014 Chinese libertarians won't like that
>>291014 Pretty smart considering everything worthwhile basically made in china like Nvidia GPU's had made in Taiwan printed on it despite probably sucking up all of China's top talent, resources and materials.
dead board, dead site.
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https://youtu.be/cSr5ne6U-wk Look at this el creatura judging these chink slags
>>291031 https://youtu.be/LKbANKta2dQ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>291035 Basically america is reverting to a precolonial genepool
stop, threadchads what's that sound? bongoniggers all in the ground
https://youtu.be/l2QGKsnO1NY >tfw they closed the bingo
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I love him, lads. >>291038 Based. >>291010 Based God.
I love Lady Mooneyes (left hand lass)
>that time i was in a club >smacking lasses arses
>one of them shouted at me cringe so hard to this evening
>Also in South Africa they rise up. Roads blocked, fires and cars burned in Tembisa for exorbitant electricity rates and rising cost of living. Several demonstrators were killed by the police. <Great demonstration in Berlin to end vaccine mandates. >"Fuck the government!" Dutch farmers are not joking. <Deputy Chancellor of Germany, Robert Habeck, environmental fanatic, was heavily booed and insulted in Bavaria as he urged citizens to accept the increase in the cost of energy as a price to oppose Russia: "What have you achieved with the sanctions? Go away, traitor warmonger!" >German farmers also rise up and support the Dutch farmers' protest.
>>291041 is this one of those highschool lip sync things
>>291046 Yeah, I turn the music off, play my own, and choose which one I would marry (most Anglo-Phenotype)
>>290678 I thought it was one of those captchas at first >click all images showing defective sexual tastes >>290799 >Russia intends to completely annihilate Britain Based if true
>>290917 >322lbs how is it even possible to get this fat though? I weigh 156lbs, back when I weighed 168lbs I looked in the mirror and thought, "what the fuck happened to me" and immediately went on keto diet and lost 15lbs in 3 months. it was not difficult >>290934 it's too late to determine if the chinese bitched out of not. they still might be gearing up for an invasion. remember Russia said they were doing military exercises, then like two days beforehand they said "exercises done, we go home nao" and then boom surprise invasion. China might do the exact same thing >>290940 yeah, I like thicc girls, squish and jiggle is very nice... but I don't want to be thicc myself, I want to be lean muscular with and have a thicc girl lick my abs thinking of changing my routine up to some sort of hardcore hypertrophy thing because while I am making slow steady progress with my pretty standard strength-based barbell routine, it's just not making me look jacked enough fast enough and that's really what I want. it's also making me kinda curious about gear... if you can just take some shit that'll give you massive test levels so that you can lift more weight and gain muscle much faster, and at a much leaner bodyfat percentage, and achieve a physique that would be otherwise impossible... hmmm.... I wonder if there's a way to do it without long-term consequences, just a mild cycle or two done properly then all you have to do is maintain those results? I just wanna look hot so I can get good pussy without having to jump through flaming hoops
filtered as fuck
>>291044 >she >Dutch farmers are not joking. Respect. <Italy under attack, Lampedusa invaded by thousands of illegal immigrants. In 2022 alone, over 45,000 illegal immigrants landed, 99% of whom were men. Mass expulsions are needed. >The food line in the economic capital of Italy, Milan. Over 6 million Italians live in absolute poverty, another 10 million do not make it to the end of the month due to rising prices and bills. At the same time, the politicians responsible for this disaster earn € 10,000 month. <Farmers Defense Force is dissatisfied with the first consultation Dutch farmers' organizations have had with the government and warns Mark Rutte: "Get ready for the toughest action ever." So says leader Mark van den Oever. Dutch farmers are not joking. Respect. >Mario Draghi has the visions: "The Italian economy is growing more than expected!" Then there is the reality. In Naples, and beyond, citizens look for edible food among the leftovers of the market due they don't make it to the end of the month with salary. https://t.me/RGenova
>retard yank is a keto mong
>>291052 keto is great for burning body fat. I don't agree with b*ns that you should be on keto 24/7, carbs are the most efficient source of energy. I view it as a temporary weight-loss diet, it really does a great job at that
>It replied while filtered
>>291054 tbh it never learns
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>>290924 >the blockade "increased the risk of failures in the flow of Taiwanese-made processor chips
>Argentine Minister of Economy almost lynched by an angry crowd in Buenos Aires. Inflation is over 60% and the Argentine people are hungry. <Also in Bangladesh they rise up. Protests and harsh clashes with police in several Bangladesh cities following the government's decision to raise fuel prices by 50%.
https://youtu.be/HyXtMUDmIos >when it's just Dorset and a Tranny in the thread at the end of days
>>290946 >(6) Pathetic, get you count to 10+ before you address me again, scared scarecrow
https://youtu.be/EQfidTOTsLo Love this song ever since I was a lad and heard it on Mr Bean goes to the Fair, always felt sad for the baby tbh
thinking about how people shove big beads up their arse then poo them out for pleasure
>>291062 i dont usually think about this
>>291062 Imagine if they linked them up in a big chained and swallowed and shat them at the same time in an endless cycle until their anus prolapsed and got dragged down their own throat turning them inside out keek
>>291064 keeek. A big anal beads hamsterwheel
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>Antifa vandalized some haybales, left a note "I am done with the farmer's shit and their disrespect for the flag". They were filmed by a wild camera and clearly on camera.
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>>291069 >and disrespect of the flag
>>291067 HAZZAHHHHHHHHHHH!
i've been gangstalked to shit all week
people are having sex right now
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>>291075 keeeeeeeeeeeek
>>291074 >Walking home holding hands with my gf >A drunken lad with his mates stares at us and shouts "she's much hotter than you!" At least I'm able to bat out of my league.
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>>291078 >(1) >breeder Postcountchads...
>>291071 Some extra dense midwit who doesn't understand how far gone things are
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>>291082 Glad YTPs are still made tbh but they still make me miss the 00s
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>>291071 >>291081 Because the dutch protesters are turning the national flag upside down almost uniformly
>>291080 Real Chads can have hookups whenever they want. Once you get over that, regular dating is totally within the reach of most incels if they tidy themselves up and switch off the internet.
>polack living in the UK >being gangstalked for twitter posts by seemingly concerned leftoids >they seem to find him no matter what https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/390005546/ what do you think lads? prevent or hnh op?
>>291087 >regular dating is totally within the reach of most incels if they tidy themselves up and switch off the internet. what I don't understand is where you meet girls though. I'm sure I could get a 7/10 at this point but where the hell do you encounter them? they need to plant orchards of girl trees, so you can just pay a small fee to grab a basket and go picking for girls when they're in season
>>291089 this tbh, this is the part I never understood also one has to remember that there are a lot of ugly or old or otherwise unattrractive women out there, its not like the internet where the prettiest ones are the most evident, irl only about 1 in 30 females you see are actually going to be ones you're attracted to
>>291090 yeah they're so many ugly munters, it actually makes me question the whole 80:20 thing, or maybe that only applies to online. IRL it's probably morelike 60:40 'cause it certainly isn't the case that 80% of women are at all fuckable
>>291090 >>291091 Never underestimate the thirst for klunge
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>>291091 the 80 20 thing doesn't mean that 80% of women are fuckable lad it means 80% of women want the top 20% of men bear in mind also that chad doesn't really care who he sleeps with, he can get any pussy he wants and he'll take it even if she's a munter this is also why all women have an inflated sense of how attractive they are because they think that if chad has fucked them it must mean that they're high value
>>291090 Most people are ugly generally, especially where I live up norf. I'm amazed at how many faces you can see that resemble fishes and goblins when you walk around the high street. You've got really bad chances if you're just wandering around your local. You have to travel to an area with less genetic sewage where young people hang out.
>>291095 tbh. though of course it's skewed by how many old people exist, and these days it's just accepted that once you get past 40 it's okay to be a fat slob
I'm often amazed at how many good looking people I see in the streets nowadays.
>>291088 Neither. Large amount of anti-racist social media users that have permission to dox and are looking for public humiliation. Anyone who is openly pro-Hitler is the easiest target there is, because they're guaranteed to get blacklisted and ostracised.
>>291097 Smh do you live in a nice area or something?
went to another wedding today lads so sick of normalfags and all this shite where you are just brought along to be a body at their vanity narcissism events and everyone just makes gay shite small talk about muh jobs make more money than the other guy, etc.
>>291099 no not really
>>291090 tbh once you figure out that most guys are just gonna end up with some basic thot or worse a munter you stop being so interested in femoids at all.
>>291057 god I wish this was in america I am so sick of normalfags and their gay checkbox shite lifestyles.
thots have always been thots
faustian
>>291105 albanians confirmed shitskins
>>291100 When I get married I'm going to fill the gallery with seething incels. You're all invited.
IS THE TIDE TURNING ON TRANS? https://youtu.be/XLmFbU21HSU
>2.2 months in to atlantic hurricane season >still not a single hurricane formed yet
rubbing your eyes really hard feels so good sometimes
>>291109 good lad
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had steak and went berrying for saskatoons for dinner
you think chudjak would be proud of me?
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finally feeling the buzz
>>291119 tins?
I stuck my gonads into a jar of trapped bees
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smh being at this wedding made me realize how we all just lost 2 plus years of our lives over a nothingburger and you never get them back
>>291122 those 2 years were pretty chill. this webm reminded me to listen to dabkas.
>>291122 i still have trouble remembering whether things were last year or 3 years ago. it really did just shit me out 2 years later with nothing to show for it, but i guess it was le cool watching the 2020 riots (2 years ago fyi) while tucked away and cozy inside on furlough
>>291124 yeah tbh its just annoying when normalfags start doing the checkbox shit and trying to pull you into normiespace. its weird as well seeing people who have all that extra time for drama of other normalfags in their life like they toil, come home and then indulge in all this drama bs with foids and other normalfags. smh I don't even want to be around all that many people or care about some gay normies fee fees because the slag he is orbiting, etc. etc.


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