This thread has been christened by the united states of america lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Skp2_vYylU >>301547 he will return inshallah

Night lads don't let the sneethe bugs bite >>301547 Good lad

>>301553 snight

>>301547 good lad

>>301547 good lad

smorning lads couldn't sleep smh got a good feeling about today tbh thinking today's the day i make it all happen tbh today's the day i get shit done until 1pm at which point i will crash from lack of sleep >>301544 keeeeeeeeeeek goodlad >>301547 good lad good edition

some fag on 4chud posted a ukraine war video and war looks so completely shit

>North Korea supplying Russia with weapons, says US How can anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together actually believe this utter shite?

>>301559 smh the jews were trying to tell us all along that war is... le bad... >>301560 well the US said it so it must be true we should probably start another war

>>301559 tbh wouldn't catch me out there without a very good reason >>301560 what exactly are they supposed to be supplying them with? luv north korea and all but they're a bit behind technologically speaking

you know this reminds me a lot of a little thing called society

>>301563 >reminding us AUGH

>>301564 needs to be a chud version of this now tbh

>>301566 tbh

>>301566 >>301567

>>301568 keeeeeksmh beat me to it

>>301547 Good lad good edition just want him back tbh

>>301568 holy fricken based

I just did a phone call from somebody asking for tech support from me. Did a very rude Indian accent saying I was from Microsoft and they told me to stop - didn't realise somebody else was listening oops lol.

>>301568 keeeeek but it really is collapsing tho

>>301572 don't remember any of this tbh but i believe you smh sounds like something i'd do

>>301573 you thought we were joking

>>301562 Who knows, if they'd said buying from China it may have been believable. Whatever the norks could sell to Russia would be decades old and likely to malfunction anyway due to poor standards. Just another day another story trying to prove how Putler is on his last legs and normies'll lap it up

>>301575 I too, have seen the graphs

snorting crushed tictacs for a legal high

>>301578 with the amount of health problem you have they should atleast dish you out some benzos la

>>301578 not just making some jenkem low time preference smh

imagine being a hol hol conscript and getting shot in the thorax while you are sort of in one of those awkard subconscious body movements like when you are trying to not twist your ankle on a root so you accidentally stand up too much. and while you are laying there agonal breathing some spic with autism morale patches drives past in the back of a pickup truck pretending he is in arma and all your female family members are in sweden and germany getting spitroasted by westoids

>>301581 yeah

do you think anglosphere women would have more loyalty to us than slavoid women do for there men? I actually think that anglo women wouldn't betray us as quick even though I hate women just because despite the memes westoid and anglo women in particular are not as bad as the hyperbole

>>301583 my mummy has never betrayed me

>>301574 Hello sir i am calling to talk about your computer wiruses, your 8chan.moe is infected.. please see the page of trouble https://8chan.moe/.static/pages/the%20errors%20my%20sir.html and I Microsoft certified will fixing for you now please.

>>301576 tbh anything the norks could be selling to russia would likely be something they bought from russia half a century ago or more >Just another day another story trying to prove how Putler is on his last legs and normies'll lap it up no lad just two more weeks trust me he's been limping because he has multiple sclerosis and also he's been replaced by a body double because he's too sick to go out because he has parkinsons smh two more weeks lad he's going to get replaced in a coup any day now lad just two more weeks >>301578 >elevated levels of dopamine reported you to prevent for your own good lad the only emotions permitted are smug one-upmanship at [designated enemy] or downtrodden resignation >>301581 tbh grim

owning chuds online has it's own rewards

>>301585 lad it's not working

>>301590 Ohh no! this is the problem sirs this page is working but FAUlTY on your computers sir so it must be fix

lads?

>>301592 OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE

>>301592 >>301593 >>301594 It's fake, stupid chudniggers.

>>301591 please sir tell me what to redeem and i shall redeem it >>301592 luv are mel tbh he's a real one

holy kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCqwL6n6dxc

Lads something is wrong with my pet tbh.

>>301597 choon that >>301598 the look of solemn despair on his face reminds me of ryan gosling tbh

>>301598 I look like this

Can only post JUST images for so long now that brendan is unfucking his shit tbh

it's weird how more accessible Jacobite songs are to royalist or even parliamentarian songs are.

NEW HEALTH SECRETARY JUST DROPPED I feel better already

>>301607 embarrassing smh

>>301607 Literally who that looks like she has downs. >childrun needs lods of suger in they are cereals okay thangoo

>>301610 >Auslads and dorshits will defend this Yes.

>>301603 >>301604 >>301605 smh back to formula soon lads

literally says in your picture that the claim of millions is made up lad

>>301614 >retard foreign religion that doesn't belong in europe careful lad

>>301589 aggums is super cute excellent post

>>301610 Christianity is so flippin based omg

Reminder that Yahweh, Baal, Allah, Wodan, Vishnu and all the others are the same schizophrenic entity and that only those touched by His Divine Schizophrenia can understand why he does the things he does with mortal lives.

>>301614 my people (English) were formed out of their shared common language and communion to the catholic church as opposed to those around themselves. To be English is to be Christian. seethe because you will never be English,.

keeeeeeeeeek why does spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)ven come here

>>301623 >english people should identity with Boudicca instead of the genocidal Saxons and Angles they're named after mong department.

good lad. clean it up

if you make me mod, you won't have to worry about spic consider this an offer

There's something oddly calming about speaking Russian

No mods no masters. Poo in 2988a0's mouth.

if you give me his home address...

>>301631 god I wish we were speaking russian ngl

didn't mean to delete smh keek

changed my mind

spic, you are a retard. you have nothing worth listening to

pagmong is seething and coping at the mo

>>301640 Who?

kaboom cunt

I swear there's a bunch of made up characters here, like who even is spic tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6j_MDmh3Fc start chudrockin

WE ARE LIVE GET IN HERE https://youtu.be/cBGR55TGL8I

>>301644 takes a while to get to the point tbh not a fan of overly-long intros >>301645 smh you don't even know your /brit/ lore lad

>>301646 good lad

>>301646 finally

dobby is going to kaboom rage kill a shoplifter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co_jPmgzLPs 90s chuds musically surpass us by far

>>301653 my response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXWgoKP1AOU

smh imagine if your ancestors worshipped benders

>>301655 >smh imagine if your ancestors worshipped benders yes, imagine that...

we've been tricked lads it was HIM this whole time! yes thats right the brown mong with shite posts. our former brother... become traitor, for shame.

>>301598 smh your pet is showing off

imagine having brown skin lmfao, walkin poopy skin man lmao. lmfao shitty poo poo skin.

>>301660 tbh

KEEEEEEEEEEK dobbies new teeth got binned by another toilslave

IF THIS WAY IT ENDS IF THIS IS THE WAY MY RACE ENDS IF THIS IS THE WAY IT ENDS OH I CANT BEAR TO WITNESS DONT LET IT END THIS WAY DONT LET IT END THIS WAY DONT LET IT END THIS WAAAAY OH I CANT BEAR TO WITNESS

>>301666 joe nigger brandon rapes kids tbh

fee fi fo fum I want sausage and tattie scone

>>301624 >>301630 >>301639 I haven't even posted in this thread yet

>>301669 holy sneed, society is collapsing

>>301669 whats the shartican equivalent for finance minister

>>301671 'Secretary of the Treasury', probably https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_States#Current_Cabinet_and_Cabinet-rank_officials

>>301472 tl:dr KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I'VE DONE AUSLAD KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK >wessica didn't write a wall of text I'll get you next time, lass . . .

https://youtu.be/hOCUO4NJW4U I deditate this song to wessica, the love of my life

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https://youtu.be/mFG52STFWD8 play this song when I inevitably get arrested for shouting "SNEED!" in public places

lesbianism

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https://youtu.be/aBKEt3MhNMM turn on the Tv I just saw your arse on channel 2

Let's start watching lotr por together

>>301669 Last four US finance ministers >3 jews

keeeeeeeeek

Rivers https://www.twitter.com/pauldbowen/status/1567289454896766977

>>301685 tbh when you get reminded she blandaa'd up with kwasi, and he's now chancellor it's bad times. i just didn't want rishi because he was a paki but i fear truss is far worse.

https://youtu.be/XiVsZl-xJuI animews are veturning to the wiwd

shall i join PA

>>301687 You are probably right but then they are all the same

>>301687 Honestly prefer rishi to a traitor

Gove will save us

The adopted son of Scottish peasants Give began his life in obscurity....

meet your new health secretary

I feel lonely In the thread

>>301696 i'm downloading civ 6 to play again because i'm insane so you'll be left alone for a while lovely beautiful b367b8

PMQs 07/09/2022 https://youtu.be/O0cJLwVOG5M

>>301697 What is there to life after pc games and travel? I'm having withdrawal issues

>>301699 wanking? maybe join PA or spraypaint willies on holocaust memorial

>>301700 They've never done that. Well, maybe Mark has, but only in his youth.

>>301700 Been wanking all day, currently bargaining with a prostitute in the Philippines who claims to live with 3 other prostitutes, just bargaining with her for the hell of it

It's trussin' time!

Sick of the radio tbh lads but we have to have bbc 1 on on site apparently

>>301698 Find them all disgusting We are in rapid decline and no one is taking anything seriously

Father of the Cucks

>>301705 It baffles me that more people aren't going full dafty tbh look at the absolute state of everything lad

>>301705 >>301707 Tbh tbh.

Week off is almost halfway over

Rees-Mogg is Business and Energy Secretary and everyone is screaming about it.

>>301686 [...] of poo.

>>301712 keeeeeeeeeek. Hate how our country has become a place where these pakis bring there problems over here with them. Have you got a source for this as well lad?

>>301684 but of course

>>301713 I just found it here, no idea to the real origin of it though. https://twitter.com/Scrooge671/status/1567111577916121089

>>301714 >muh rocks can't even tell if noonga and pals made it into the higher knapping techniques of the neolithic wew

>>301559 yes, modern warfare, or war since the turn of the 20th century is utter shite and inhuman normies will say how stupid it was that soldiers used to fight shoulder to shoulder but it seems so more preferable over all the videos of modern combat, so utterly grim and depressing

having a nice cup of tea

>>301720 Caffeine after 12pm? smh

>>301721 I only got up at 1pm tbh

i thought the thread would start to rock with dorset and wess's arrival

>>301724 Well sir, on first sighting the Janny I naturally gave the order to shitpost, that's my style sir. The shitposters opened up /brit/ and engaged the Janny. OP panicked, so then we left the thread in good order and destroyed the board sir.

>>301726 keeeeeeeeeeeeek

runcorn or something like that the fat captain/quartermaster who only appeared in the tv show to brap at sharpe

BATTLE CHUDS SEASON 2 CHUD VICTORY, but it gets confusing near the end when one of them starts talking about having gay sex and sucking dick. https://mobile.twitter.com/Tr00peRR/status/1567251879851065358

>>301728 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdBHAhnQTk

Got a troonish looking argonian on random face gen in Oblivion so decided to run with it. Going to pacifist until I get bored because I found I'd not killed anything since the tutorial area (and that was an old save before leaving the sewers so the 21 creatures don't count). Okay, thankyou.

>>301730 yeah keeek smee tbh

online woman acting like she's my gf already absolute smh can't a neet neet out to his hearts content without if u're not interested messaghes

>>301734 I know it's an obvious point, but it's so fucking seeth worthy that they can do whatever the fuck they want and if we so much as go for a walk in the woods it's a far right, terrorist training camp. gay shitain is like the woke saudi arabia

>>301734 in that very building there's probably a bunch of sudanese tribal warlords who were kidnapped from their savannah and forced to abide by the rules of a society that produces that.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK look at the fucking troon avengers in the replies to a tweet by some troon that an hero'd over kiwifarms https://twitter.com/near_koukai/status/1408986849868017665

>>301595 You know what isn't fake?

https://youtu.be/kboMKDu0ks0 feel this too but at 31

>>301730 keek

>>301738 the holocaust?

£ plunge super lowwwwwwwwwwwww

>>301737 What did he do to get harrassed? Won't deny a little sympathy for him if he's always been a defective autist with no frens and if he got targeted for no reason. If he was a nonce, fair game to the kiwi autists.

wholesome niggerino shot and killed in London by police, taking bets on a chimp out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62809158

>>301744 The 'drill rapper' who'd done time for threatening someone with a gun or another nog of peace?

>>301744 >Mr Kaba, a 23-year-old rapper known as Madix or Mad Itch, was part of the MOBO-nominated drill group 67.

Please do riot, lets give Steiner something kino tonight

nice dsciount haul of frozen veg and chicken and a cheeky bit of icecream at iceland

>>301748 Wessex what did u doing during the national riots after duggan got killed?

>>301749 out in the streets of bath busting heads most likely.

>>301737 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek he's in HELL! He's in HEEEEEEELLLL!!! Ya HEAR ME TRANNIES!? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>301749 had to look it up >2014 think I was doing my A levels tbh

or just started uni maybe

>>301753 Lad it was 3 years earlier than that.

>>301753 You probably were, you and I are the same age and I was doing A-levels too I got an E in history for zoning out due to propaganda overload smh

>>301755 He got strangled almost to death by a BBC. That's why he has difficulty remembering.

>>301755 the 2011 riots then? I remember visiting the boomers while the rest of the family went on holiday further souf in frogland, saw footage of the peaceful protests icinerating buildings and was quite perturbed

>>301757 Must be a really BIG BBC to curl all the way round his chest-throat-chin amalgam.

>>301756 Or maybe you're just stupid.

I was 11 and I yelled racial slurs at the tv news. pretty based, we had to write about it in creative writing the next day and I included the racial demographics of arrestees compared to the demographics of the country as a whole.

>tfw was n souf london and my parents were on holiday. >tfw saw poeple barricading their shops

>>301759 Je qeeq! >>301760 I later went on to get a Masters Degree, what did you do Door shitter? Get blanked by a ginger? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

BBK having a masters degree lmao

I do, I was also sagging alot to do SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with my girlfriend

Where was Dorset during the 2011 riots?

Norn irish bitch teacher spread a roomer that my gf was pregnant. Hated her tbh

>>301766 He was vibrating

Was in Manchester smeeself and just missed the roaming nog horde, think I'd got home about 10 and by 11 there was stuff online about them wrecking the area I'd gone through. Smh should've gone back out but was still a skinny 16 year old soychud. Remember seething in my room the London mayor Blormphis wouldn't even watercanon his wogs, and that police around the country just backed off instead of shooting them with beanbags. Also think I already was far roight enough I told people that live rounds would be even better keeek.

2011. london riots, arab spring, libyan civil war, osama bin laden killed, ander breivik shooting. yep good year for news that.

>>301771 Where were ya, huh? HUH? HUH? sneed

>>301772 doin yer mum

>>301773 Dorshie strikes back

oirish polface teacher beating down the troons https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11188359/Teacher-jailed-refusing-use-students-gender-neutral-pronoun-returns-court-today.html#comments >>301773 SO WAS I!

>>301767 Remember my music teacher bantering me when I was late one time smooching b*sexual ex-gf before class. "Put her down, you don't know where she's been". Should've listened to her and not continued to date the underclass skank for another 2 years after leaving school aaaaahhhh.

>>301776 >this lad's murder will never be livestreamed to /brit/

>Wessica doesn't know that I raped my own mother and forced her to give birth to me figures >>301776 keeek! fucking bisexual swines must be eliminated tbh

just watched the chinky rick and morty it's called rick and shaw

>>301775 [F] to pay respects, not to grade his teaching.

>>301779 H'why?

leicester chimping update, homes attacked, knives pulled. still no mention from the media. https://twitter.com/RashmiDVS/status/1567357000664875008

>>301783 *grabs your ears and screams in your face*

RIOT ABOUT THE BLACK MAN PLEASE

>>301787 get him lad

oh shit

>evidence suggests :yawn: all women are mentally unstable anyway

>>301790 you won you cracked the code lad well done

what even constitutes "better sex"?

>>301789 >no hydraulic press to crush them into pancakes

LEICSTER RACE RIOTS YESTERDAY muslim gangs hunting down and beating up hindus

>>301794 the MSM aren't reporting on this, naturally

someone should just exterminate all pakistanis. its not hard. make me pm and i could do it in 5 minutes flat then resign before the heat comes down.

>>301796 tbh

>>301798 twitter comments where?

>>301798 exactly what the sikhs did in 2011 all poo coloured peoples are scum no exceptions

>>301798 tbh this is why i hope someone gets killed in the riots so they cant just rejoin the coalition of the browns against whites.

>>301800 tbh >>301801 tbh

>>301798 tbh noticed that as well

look at these pakis keeeeeeeeeeeeek

imagine a race riot with pakis, poos and nigcels all fighting each other

>>301799 Earlier itt.

>>301806 there are no twitter comments from indians saying they should team up with pakis against whties, earlier in the thread you are lying

>>301734 >The protests will only get worse as they try and ruin our lives more but how do they think their lives are being ruined by people that are against faggotry? this does not even ostensibly make any sense, what more could they possibly demand? 'you're ruining my life because nobody pushed puberty blockers on me when I was 10, so I developed a masculine skeleton and now I'm a hon'

the orcs in lotr rings of power are so fucking gay.

>>301809 they made them white. instead of slobbering nigger orcs you have le ebil whiteoid blumfpfrffprf hordes of bigotry

cmon lads where are the posts

*starts crying*

Just reading through the thread puts you on such a downer tbh

>>301813 that's 66 fucking degrees, that's not comfortable. that's insanity, 68 (20) is the lowest I would ever have it set

>>301814 20 felt hot to me yesterday, was sweating

>>301815 68-76 F (20-24.5 C) is the comfortable range for ambient room temperature. if you're right near where the heat or AC is blowing then you're going to get warm/cold

also exercise/carbs/hot food/beverages make you warmer, plus obvious things like clothing and blankets

14-16c for me it's about that now and not yet time to put on more than one layer

>>301816 >>301817 shut the fuck up and fuck off you foreign fuck

>>301819 walrusmode >>301820 no

>>301821 yeah, fucking foreign shit slop

Going can the sweeties and short bread and ice cream in a few days (after i consume the remaining), willl save money and thin down. what should i eat ?

>>301823 cum

>>301824 might ride over to dorset on national express and beat you up and also grope ginger lass. Will bring Wessie some sweets.

>>301825 wessica will do a dirty green sloppy shit on the sweets before she eats them

>>301825 only thing you beat up is your cock

margaret thatcher lives in my bathtub

margaret thatcher just announced a wank tax, she calls it the pole tax. dorset will be bankrupt!

trying to get serious about mewing. chewing mastic gum rn, gonna do it daily, wanna get that masseter hypertrophy. also been focusing on keeping my lips sealed, I thought I nose-breathed consistently but ever since I've started making a mental effort to keep my mouth shut I realized that it does open sometimes. might tape my mouth shut to sleep for a week or so any lads have done mewing here with success? I remember Panzoid said he grew up mewing

Chuds.. we lost

>>301832 it's not a fad, lad, it's important. we need good jawlines so we can breed

four fuckin days

if i don't get the job on Friday, I'm fucking off to the Philippines and living with a not very good looking chubby fat woman for free rent.

>>301834 stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

what is it about spic that makes him so utterly despicable unlike any other poster

>>301837 I don't even know which poster "spic" is and I hate him.

>>301837 Spics lovely lad he's not rotten to nobody

>>301839 you can fuck off too, cunt

>>301840 you're a dickhead

time to lift >>301837 it's all in your head, you have conditioned yourself into having a negative emotional reaction to neutral stimuli >>301839 good lad >>301840 rude

>>301839 I've changed my mind, spic is are spic tbf.

>>301841 and?

>>301842 Sorry lad but the word spic isn't very nice, so I assumed you were a naughty boy, but it is not so just look at that funny frog like.

>>301845 shouldn't it be latinx?

lastinx

>>301846 ay tone this faggot is saying spic is a la - twinks, what the fuck

>>301850 trying to trick us into thinking he's a harmless gnome and not a bloodthirsty goblin

>>301845 I was named 'spicposter' because I posted thicc spiccs years ago on /brit/. this was later shortened to 'spic/spig'

chewed mastic gum for like an hour, my jowls are exhausted. gonna rip myself off the compter, put on gym shorts and lift now

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spic will continually find new ways to looksmax so he can put off actually getting a gf and cope

good evening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6u-FfK7RLs

elephant ears

lads what's this memi called? want to make sure I save it properly

>>301860 Ellie Phunt

aka the jewish hippo

everything you love will become normified all of your interests, hobbies, will become normified and you will never be able to enjoy them again

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>>301864 Next is episode 3 you b-foon

>>301865 I meant 3

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>>301861 thanks lid

AI is proper spooky lads https://twitter.com/supercomposite/status/1567162288087470081

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>>301853 What is your workout, and what are your numbers in squat, benchpress, and whichever version of deadlift you do?

>>301810 Is this the new mural at Denver Airport? >>301814 wrong, stick a fucking jumper on and shut (which is what my mother used to say when I used to ask to put the heating on an April morning).

>>301852 no its because you are a spic

>>301876 tbh

Leicester is a good example of controlled spontaneity. The media can simply choose not to report on things like this and it might aswell not have happened, expect the only reference to these disturbances as some cross-community good will agreement secretly organised by the government and including a payout for both groups to behave themselves.

uh oh

frozen pizza for tea

>>301871 I love her lads

>>301882 stupid ugl yslag

>>301882 >allcock

>>301883 >>301884 tbh she can have all of mine wahey

>>301885 keeeeeeeek

>>301869 keeeeeeeek

On twitter all the race hustlers are coalescing already for Chris Kabba. So long as it rains I doubt there'll be riots but that might change.

Started ERPing with a girl but then I had too many spelling mistakes and I'm too autistic to type out sexy stuff. Smh I got really nervous and it would take ages to respond to her. I ended up blocking her and ghosting her.

>>301890 good lad, don't pressure yourself

filtered

>>301880 They will chimp anyway, but wow the convicted gun carrying criminal in a car flagged as related to a shooting wasn't carrying a gun at the time. Doesn't rule him out at all. Even the dumbest criminals no to toss a gun after you've shot someone with it. Betting he tried to ram police in his car and it's why >1 shot was made, to stop him doing that. Remarkably restained compared to sharts. Still this is so easily spun as dindu nuffin executed driving while black. Definitely getting (more) riots because of this,

I'm not baiting even lads, honestly. She was really really good at writing stuff out, very sexy and descriptive and I would just respond with the most bland shite. Ffs think I'm allergic to women

>>301893 know* shiiiiitteee

>>301893 i think we should start raising battle chud levies and positioning them at statues.

>>301897 Mild queshe.

are you a legit schizo or something bbk?

>>301856 yeah probably, until some big tiddy fat chick falls into my lap. first gf (since high school) needs to be dating down (hence fat), and she needs to have big tits to actually persuade me to make the jump >>301874 workout A: >squat 3x5 @220lbs >bench 3x5 @145lbs >pendlay row 3x5 @125lbs >curls @2x8 65lbs (started these recently) workout B: >deadlift 1x5 @275lbs >pullups 3xdepends >overhead press 3x5 @95lbs >delt/forearm meme shit with dumbbells for a few minutes sometimes some crunches afterward, I'll do that rn 'cause I haven't in awhile >>301876 you're more "spic" than me, you've admitted that you have a chug ancestor. I have zero non-white ancestry, I am fully European. maybe 1/1000th Berber but that's still Caucasoid, such a small amount and so racially similar that it doesn't matter >>301890 ERPing is simp shit, using your male creativity so a girl can masturbate, and you get nothing in return. I did that a few times back in the day, it's pointless

holy shit youre weak

chugs are unironically whiter than iberians

>>301901 give your numbers lad. I'm not particularly strong, but I don't even think you lift, so I must be stronger than you

think you said you're like 5'5 130lbs? bro...

>>301904 He lifts his enormous dong up and down and does excercises like he's climing a rope with it every day, lad.

>>301897 give us another vocaroo

>>301904 I don't need to lift. >>301905 of pure muscle

never mind how many tacos and mcchicken nuggies spic has consumed dorset could rip himin half with the (wank related) grip strength and intense vibrations tbh

seriously though 65kg bench press? and youve been lifting for how long?

>>301910 I struggle with bench, my two excuses are the fact that I lift alone (so no handoff) and also the bench itself is not level, I have to put the squat insert for the shoe under the bench to keep it from wobbling. I tend to get these pain on my back, like my back is twisting, think the problem is not enough arch or core tightness, which ultimately is because I lose the correct position while pulling the weight over my head into the starting position, again because I don't have a spotter to handoff to do the bench press correctly you're supposed to have a spotter to hand you to the bar, because at a given level of strength you are capable of benching more weight than you are able to unrack without losing position like I have to do

and yet my pecs are one of my more developed muscles appearance-wise

all of this pointless shit because he thinks it will get him pussy

id rather be a comfy huron injun than some disgusting spic besides eastern forest injuns were probably just welsh rape babies whereas hispanics literally mated with weird asiatic monkey mongol manlets and created the subhuman beast known as a spic which spic is one of despite coping how it is le lusitanian (i.e. he looks like spic fuentes)

>>301915 he actually looks even more brown than fuentes spic has dark hair and black eyes

>>301916 yeah anytime somebody in the new world says they are "le conquestadores" etc. thats when you should immedately know its a beady sweaty scheming spic, just waiting, waiting until boomer bossman goes on lunch break to steal all the plank boards

sorry, i mean green eyes underneath the blackness

>>301918 KEEEEEEEEK it is the one entertaining thing about his posts when he writes stuff like that

>>301915 I don't look like spic fuentes, I look like the Atlanto Mediterranid in this image. and as I just said you are the one with Asiatic blood >>301916 my eyes are dark brown, not black. there is a huge difference

>>301920 >im some dago wop cool lad I look like the lad in the pic that says anglo saxon.

>>301920 this map is pure autism

>>301923 there is, black eyes are like mirrors, you can see yourself in them, there's nothing behind. I have dark brown, you can see into them- it's a color, just a dark color, part of the white diversity. >>301922 your overall phenotype may be more northernly, but your blood is not clean. it is white racial purity that matters, not a 'muh yellow hair' contest like Varg thinks it is >>301924 I have a lot more

lets not

the absolute fucking state of it

america was created by people from britain not dagos. this is brit pol its about britain. they aren' dagos in britain. this language we are communicating in isn't wopanese, its ENGLISH.

spics white enough for PA atleast

>>301930 it's okay lad he's just welsh

>>301930 smh mutt perms make people look nafri. is that a welsh phenotype though

cant think of a more hideous hairstyle tbh

>>301932 unfortunately the zoomie fuzzy-wuzzies do like it up 'em

>>301931 >>301932 he was a british trs podcaster called "The Ayatollah" because he's half Lebanese Sh'ite. forgot what his podcast was called.

>>301935 his yidtube was goolaged but he's on odysee now