>HAAAAARRRRY POTTER DID YOU PUT THE GTA SOURCE CODE INTO THE GOBLET OF THE INTERNET" Dumbledore roared, shaking the very foundations of the wizarding world, calmly.
>"No sir," Harry answered promptly "it was a paki"
>Dumbledore looked in half-amazement, took a deep breath to calm himself,
>" CURRY MUNCHER!, TUMERIC HUFFER!" Dumbledore exclaimed "DIAGON ALLEY SHITTER! LITERAL MUD-BLOOD! DOOKIE THE HOUSE ELF! HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-SMELLED"
>"What's more," Harry added whilst handing dumbledore his phone midst the tirade, "He sent us the ransom demands."
>Dumbledore squinted his eyes, slowly reading through the contents of the electronic letter that the leaker had sent him, and then proceeded to get even angrier.
>"SIX MILLION GOLDEN GALLEONS!? WHAT KIND OF MONEY DOES HE THINK HOGWARTS HAS? WE BARELY HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING AS IT IS, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE GOBLINS OVER? SLAVERY IS ECONOMICAL, POTTER! And what's more...he wants to meet a certain "Bob" and "Virginia"!? Who on earth are these people? Could he be talking about Robert Dunsley from Ravenclaw? Goodness knows, potter, all I know is I can't pay up!"
>Harry nodded in agreement, "I guess you have to take extreme measures, sir?"
>"INDEED I WILL. Potter, contact Moaning myrtle and ask her to coax the Indian students from their natural habitat- she lives there after all, and bring them to me. I PROMISE YOU i will have them strung up like chicken ready to be made into butter masala if they don't reveal which one of them it was. I'LL STARVE THE LOT OF THEM, OR MY NAME ISNT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WINSTON CHURCHHILL THE 2ND"