sneed chips
boring blogpost ahead
>go out and wait for pickup at specified time and place
>half an hour later mummy drives by without stopping and I have to go find her elsewhere
>tourism cancelled, spending my birthday packing boxes and moving the boomers into their flat
>"incredibly hard work" t. mummy who moved two or three pieces of folded bedding
>go to boomer's new digs
>£165k flat in liminal hotel full of people waiting to die
>admire the empty rooms and make sure the new flooring is installed properly
>aunty and uncle xoombot decided they wanted a pub dinner so we went pub
>borgar with salad and onion ringe for me
>no chips, should have had some other onion rings to go with it but never saw any until the very end
>xoomer passes a cold greasy plate over to me with one cold greasy onion ring left on it, they had all the rest because they forgot it was my order despite praising me for being conscientious about not eating chippo as per doctor's orders
>given stinkeye for asking for gin and lemonade; it costs about the same as a pint
>go back to boomers and keep packing for them, find the time to BLACK my boots for interview tomorrow morning
>don't leave for another hour because they all absolutely have to keep making inconsequential small talk
we had some cake too, I always mention that I like carrot cake and nobody has ever bought carrot cake. This time it was some sort of strawberry and vanilla mousse thing, not bad but not what I would have picked.
also mummy cut my beard so I guess that was my present.
Also found a pic of my dad and mum at their fake wedding (10-12 years before deciding actually they couldn't be bothered with this family thing) that was hidden in the back of the boomer's guest room wardrobe, looked kino tbh they were done up in 18c new romantic larp outfits.
Finally went through album of aunty's wedding. She had a child with her husband at 22 and was married at 24 and has been together ever since and she specifically mentioned "three years younger than you" and they all smuckled and i seethed.
okay, thankyou
>>316676
hope it was good lad
for me it was a half pint of gin made out of some furrin fruits and lemonade
>>316762
goodlad, looks fresh to me