He was a gentle soul, let down by treacherous politicians.

>>324188 Good lad

schmorn, toil soon, kinder choccy for brekky

>>324192 > kinder choccy for brekky You sound like fatty.

>>324193 kys, you are probably bins or 22st

poo

>>324194 no lad

That's very insulting to suggest such a thing.

>>324192 smorning lad

and then the weird niggery ones

>>324199 >>324200 luv these tbh

>>324201 I'll post the rest then

and a few that don't really fit to round out the post

https://youtu.be/Z1v8iEuuvvM >isn't it fascinating that for 200 or 500-600 years there was a law which meant that it was much worse to kill somebody who wasn't English in England than somebody who was an invader wdhmbt

>>324202 >>324203 >>324204 >>324205 >>324206 based >>324207 smh the government's been siding with the furriners since forever

>job is "disability confident" and "guarantees interviews" if you say you have some long-term impairment >get an email the day after I applied saying I wouldn't get the job and I wouldn't get an interview either it's because I filled out the mandatory divershity paperwork honestly isn't it

LIVE • MIKE GRAHAM https://youtu.be/MJ-fZmnLUyM

It's so fucking over

>>324212 Hate him.

>>324212 slimy cunt and absolute retard he actually managed to get btfo by PAmong tier callers keek >>324213 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not really bothered at all by environmentalists, who while wrong, are one of the most benign of the progressive cults. >Truckers, farmers and patriots take Brazil. They ask the military leaders to arrest Lula: "We will not allow a corrupt criminal to rule us!" <Brazilian truckers and farmers block roads in many cities. They contest Lula's victory. >Europeans don't want to starve and freeze for Zelensky and Ursula von der Leyen. Germany, Dresden. <Thousands of people in Chisinau to protest towards EU and NATO. Protesters demand the resumption of trade with Russia and the resignation of the pro EU President Maia Sandu. Moldovans don't want to starve and freeze for Zelensky and Ursula von der Leyen. >Protesters in Chisinau clash with police. Protesters demand the resumption of trade with Russia. Moldovans don't want to starve and freeze for Zelensky and Ursula von der Leyen.

>>324215 Clear off mongo

>>324211 they want someone obvious lad they want a wheelchair or at very least some crutches someone they can put next to the gay and the muslim for the perfect diversity trifecta smh normal-looking lads need not apply

>>324213 grim

its just all so soul crushing we cant even emigrate and form a colony and LARP about retaking our homeland

>>324221 tbh smh

>>324223 perhaps sausagelad or whoever it was could liaise with dodgy albanian gun runners who definitely aren't gchq plants ready to groom depressed autists into shooting random innocents in supermarkets

>>324224 lad all it takes to change history is a bit of pipe, duct tape, some nails, match-heads and a battery gun control is a joke but who can be bothered tbh

omw to Dover to do nothing naughty

>>324227 good lad, get us a few duty-free tins would ya

tried taping my mouth shut last night, still have a bit of morning breath so idk if my mouth was even completely closed (I left a gap in the middle so I wouldn't get a subtle sense of 'my nose is my only lifeline' anxiety that could interfere with sleep quality) but it is less. however I had to scrub glue off my lips for like 10 minutes so I definitely have to find a different kind of tape. I used micropore tape which is what medical people use, you'd think that would be skin (or lip)-friendly

it's over lads, they killed us whites. we had a good run, but this was our last chance and it's gone

might as well get a brown gf since if we have white babies they'll just get hacked up with machetes by blacks for being too pale

he chews old car tyres as gum, he's been known to tape himself into bed and some say he can smell the feet of a mulatto from over 14 miles away aaand into the filter he goes

She is right here though

>>324234 is she back on twatter?

>>324233 keeking tbh

Where the fuck is the census information?

Ethnic group, national identity, language and religion As part of our topic summaries releases for Census 2021, we will publish data about ethnic group, national identity, language and religion in England and Wales. We have set a provisional date of 29 November 2022 to publish this release. We will release the rest of the topic summaries throughout November, December and early 2023. The Welsh Government will also publish Census 2021 topic summaries information that is specific to Wales.

I want to know what the new fun fact is tbh, this one is years old >>324239 good lad

>>324236 Ye

>>324238 >>324213

fresh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C9myQO64FM

>heinously vanilla skyrim speedrunner inspired attempt 6 >make a Lokir of Rorikstead nord because want to RP him dodging those archers, joining the rebels and getting revenge on imperials for condemning him >helgen, hrothgar and dawnstar horsetilt time of about 7 minutes >actually get ghost tilting to work >time to discover several main quest locations, about 18 minutes >accidentally discover Rorikstead, fast travel back to get Erik the Slayer follower AAAAAHHHH I'M GOOOOOOMING.

First one to solve it gets a gf

>>324248 it's hard to think that this was made unironically

>>324247 8

>>324248 fixed the mistake

>>324251 ACK there is still a strip at the bottome

>>324250 Good lad. Enjoy the gf

>>324255 so Lew is the most alpha poster on this board?

>>324256 the maid has become the master

please stop both of you

>>324258 >both of you lad, I'm not agreeing with him ffs

you need to stop posting unpersons regardless bins you really do keep bringing them up nothing warrants it

>>324261 tbh stop reminding me these freaks exist

>>324256 cute couple

>>324262 in the immortal words of joe "Nobody cares, right!" they will kill themselves eventually, either of statistics or fag diseases we don't need to know about them

>>324256 Lew looking good with the beard tbh. Wish poombs had a beard too

>>324264 >they will kill themselves eventually that will be longer after you depart lad

>>324266 >bins dies of old age before Poombs joins the 50%

fresh esoteric philosophy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGj07RZNbuQ

>>324265 Only just clicked that the one on the right is pembs. Wew. Is it another faceapp or is he really hitting the trap wall that hard?

>>324268 im sure this will save the white rice

>>324261 >you really do keep bringing them up bringing who up?

Serious question: why is Dorset allowed to post here at all?

Because I'm a believer in the white rice.

>>324268 keeeeek

>>324273 Stop being a gayist.

>>324275 he can't keep getting away with it

>>324268 lmao

>>324275 I'm not a gayist.

Why is #TheNoticing trending on twatter? I feel like this is might be a trap.

>>324281 its been trending for at least 24 hours now Kanye's actions started it

>>324272 tbh

I have dustmites on the very top of my bookshelves, been dousing them with cleaner all day and bought a dehumidifier because the RH in my abode is 78%

>>324269 bad lighting tbh

plap plap plap plap

>When the brown bussy eye winks at you ITADAKIMASU!

>>324288 Lew? more like JEW!

>burnt my tongue on the first onion ring ACK

>>324291 Are you one of the trannies lad?

>>324287 >plap plap plap plap what was the purpose of this post?

>>324293 thats the sound of when you fuck thighs/bumcheeks really hard tbh

>>324288 god you're still so obsessed lol i wonder what your homosexual server is like 22st and bins

>>324294 yeah but what purpose did it server?

>>324296 what is the purpose of 90% of /shit/ posts?

>>324297 have you bummed jocko yet?

>>324296 /brit/ isnt your personal drama shitposting board when you get tired of talking about your favourite lgbts in your gay server dude

>>324299 Dorset's server is the gay one lad

obsessed

>>324300 keep posting our pics on a board no one wants to see them lmao

>>324302 Are you a tranny?

>>324302 >keep posting our pics our? who are you? pembs? lew? jocko?

>>324303 Dorset is summoning his troon hoard to defend him again

>>324292 No, why

>>324295 it's a funny joke about how he's going to eat the arsehole lad

>He rides so fast >Upon the wind >The mighty one >The Bum Bum King! >With fearless stride >He heeds the call >Short thought nor pride >He'll save us all!

>>324309 Cool poom lad

>>324310 thanks lad

Kind of liked that cartoon that pic is from tbh, but they had to go and make characters dykes

>>324312 it was good when it started, once it was succesful they brought on diversity writers, who absolutely wrecked it many such cases

>bins watches cartoons for children he's so cute

>>324314 The robot in Andor, B2EMO is clearly named after BMO They call him B

>>324315 was going to say based but >andor

tfw ist and phobe

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63485073 qrd on the census, its grim but the real seethe seems to be getting released at the start of the month

>>324318 Not as bad as I thought tbh

*end of the month

Welp done with work and the board is back to fag drama.

>>324317 global-ist and russia-phobe?

>>324322 You got b

Even the prospect of looking at the census date is getting me down.

make another "b" post and see what happens poofters

wish putin would nuke COP27 and take out all western "leaders" in one swift act

johnny b goode

okay lads it's official, you NEED to do red light therapy. been doing red light therapy on my face and testicles and my skin looks great and I feel great, my testosterone is so much higher, I can feel it. my voice is deeper, I'm confident, everything is just better. based Tucker Carlson for bringing this up, I'm amazed at how much red light can do >>324256 Pembs' jaw is more square than Lews... also does Lew have a lazy eye? >>324281 there's a couple weeks of lapse in moderation on twitter before traitor Musk brings in the twitter sanhedrin to ban all whites off the platform >>324230

>>324327 one fell poop

>>324230 *screams*

>he isn't supercharging his balls with the power of 10 joules of red light 1-2 times per day when there's literally no reason not to just buy the fucking panel and plug it in and charge up >>324331 whereforth art thou screaming, ladling?

>>324330 one small boop

>>324329 spig?

>>324332 idno lad he said the white race was over

>>324335 yes

>>324336 oh I thought he was (you)ing my new post about the red light therapy. yeah screaming about the twitter disappointment is bad. I'd say it's like a <25% chance that people will be able to talk about the jews on twitter.. he said he's gonna put the ADL on the content moderation council to "combat hate" and even "enforce its election integrity policies" which is one of the key things that I thought Musk was going to allow even if he still banned racisms. like I thought the whole point was to let Trump and his supporters back on twitter.. if you can't even talk about 2020 election fraud, nevermind jews/race then what's the difference from before? where is the new line and the old line? there's no difference

>lego fan complaining that lego packaging is plastic and not paper bit weird >>324339 Simply there being an obvious line you can walk without being banned would be an improvement I guess. Part of bannings and blacklistings now is that you have to guess at the rules and rulecuck yourself very hard, and even then you might still get banned

seems Musk is just buying twitter to drive the stock up and sell it for a huge profit and make tens of billions. he'll fire all of the incompetent weirdo freaks and hire competent white male programmers and make the site better, but not actually giving free speech, just bring up the price to flip it and get richer

>>324337 I've been thinking abotu getting a red light machine tbh

>>324343 do it, the benefits are real and significant, I'm convinced. bought it thinking 'maybe there is something to this, it can't hurt, worth a try' and now I'm like 'holy fuck that's powerful'

2019 perfect, she went way too far, damn feeder fags

spig has finally completely transcended sunlight altogether

>>324207 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Englishry

Why isn't Dorset perma banned?

>>324346 yeah. most of the benefits of sunlight are in the red light / near-infrared part of the spectrum which you can replicate with a red light therapy panel without the harmful ultraviolet radiation that damages your skin and eyes. red light therapy panel and vitamin D3 supplement, there's literallly no reason to ever be exposed to sunlight >>324349 shush

some absolute benders on this site. think i'll take my amazing posts elsewhere from now on.

>>324352 oh? where will you take them? hmm?

>>324352 stay with us aggnonce... but don't post that nasty little goblin. well, you can post what you want, but I don't agree with it

>>324353 why to the GCHQ tip line of course.

>>324329 the most beautiful women have square jaws and that's a fact proven by science

a-at least you can flee to Copeland

>>324358 wtf the mersey doesnt exist on this map

bristol's fucked up too. what did they mean by this?

suicide, immediately.

>>324364 What are you talking about?

>>324352 bye bye

homos that are anti-heeb > heteros that a heeb fetishists

>>324368 >homo-enabler

WE LOVE WOMEN HERE

FUCKING BASTARD

live pwr starring some immigration documentarian Patriotic Weekly Review - with Steve Laws https://odysee.com/@MarkCollett:6/PWR182:9

another week another comment about the EC and the "incomplete forms" being ignored

My war against the dust mites continues. They're largely dead. The smell of damp has gone. The de humidifier isn't working but I will give it time.

>>324375 What's with the really bad mixed fabric shirts in nineties dad colours in the dissident right?

>there is btw a yt channel dedicated to blk women femcels spreading anti black male messages. kinda cringe stuff. "Oh I found Brad and he treats me like a Queen" >>324378 keek I missed that

>>324378 Mark Collett is from 2002 where live streams are ground breaking politics

where the soy at?

>>324379 yeah they call themselves "swirl". don't agree with fucking sheboons though, it is actually beastiality. just look at the infographic, you can clearly see that they are a different species. yevvs are evil, nigs are beasts. other races, I don't care if white men fuck their women for recreation, provided they don't produce mutt offspring idk if I should get a gf or if I do if she should be fellow whiteoid or a lovely spicc, idk man. but this red light therapy is changing me, I'm just exuding chad energy, I have no doubts that I could get a gf in this state. I wish I got my testosterone tested before so I could test again 2 weeks later and see the difference because I really think that it like doubled my test which is not unheard of, I see 2-3x in other people's red light therapy results

Uncle seething in the family group chat because the pub he usually goes to for football turned him away because it's full of Croats. Made a cheeky comment about the census to set him off again.

wew

>>324384 >spic gets an erection presente!

don't care about macaco politics

>>324386 a big crowd of European or predominately European-descended people Roman saluting with flags and a patriotic song is kind of a big deal lad, wherever it happens

>>324387 tbh

UH OH STINKY A work by William Shakespeare. ACT I. Scene I. The zoo. An orangutan enclosure. Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape. LE MONKE Oh bother, a foul smell! Fecal matter! Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material. The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously. LE MONKE Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha! Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho. The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion. LE MONKE Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior. The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously. LE MONKE Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating. By all the saints, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho. We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter! Fecal matter. Exeunt omnes. THE END.

>>324389 did you make that lad or did you paste it from somewhere else

>>324390 Found it on reddit

>>324390 it was in my external hard drive in a notepad file marked "le monke" that is all I know >>324391 (You) too

>>324389 Lad it’s time https://app.kosmi.io/room/c64oxl

>>324394 le bat pepe makes me keek each time smh guess it's the context

Having looked at some of the census data, I think I'd like to move to Pembrokeshire or similar. 99% white.

>looking at job listings >freelance breast prosthesis fitting consultant

>>324387 spic shilling moortuguese shite

Very nearly lost my thumb at toil this morning I made a really stupid mistake in a split second panic and my hand got forced underneath a part of a machine, the part moves up and down and fortunately there was just enough room to whack my thumb then force it through underneath barely, had it been any lower my hand would've been pulled through but my thumb remaining stationary, tearing it off I guess Just need to type it out to better ingrain it into my mind for next time tbh. Good reminder into our fragility and how these large machines will not stop for a bit of flesh Maybe toils not worth it after all

>>324400 this post made me sweat. Is it fine then?

>>324401 Absolutely fine not a mark Bit of a coin toss tbh, either absolutely fine or absolutely not-fine

>>324400 lucky tbh never been around a bloody industrial accident but have seen factory fuckups smh they encourage subhuman production line toilers to cut corners and when things go wrong it's the toiler's fault for not following health and safety guidelines binmen business does the same thing

>>324399 t. Chief Seething Hog >>324400 that's rough >Maybe toils not worth it after all certainly not in a noisy manufacturing type environment where you can suffer grevious bodily harm in a split second accident like that. think about it... something like that happens, you'd be better off if you never worked one hour at that place, you'd give all the money back to heal the injury but you can't

my ear got clogged with earwax from putting in ear protection at toil and I had to get it irrigated at a clinic, and the super thicc nurse scarred up my eardrum and now sometimes I miss some speech from that. also my left cornea got a little sunburned from sunlight reflection, but the red light therapy is supposed to help with that. in either case I'd rather have just stayed home than work at those places and get permanent malus to body

>>324397 would rather have sheep for company than wogs

>>324402 Back to watching videos of chinks getting crushed, torn and bisected I guess

>>324399 hey steiner, how does pickup-truck culture survive niggers who would be likely to steal things off the pickup bed? does everyone have a locked rigid cover over their truck these days when not carrying planks or ladders, and is that not merely a cope for a situation where a van would be better? >>324407 sharing is caring lad

>>324408 I've seen pickups with added superstructure on the back to prevent stealing a bit even here in the UK keeek like having an extra-large boot I guess

>>324400 Sounds rough lad, glad you didn’t get any serious damage Be careful at work lad

looks like kiwifarms is ded

>>324412 it's working for me https://kiwifarms.net

>>324394 Let me know what episode you land on. Lost track of time skyrooming again. Will have to catch up.

>>324414 I’m banned here again, unjust trumped up charges We finished on episode 16 today, so the next one we will watch is 17 (probably tomorrow). We tend to watch 3-4 episodes a night

>>324408 >does everyone have a locked rigid cover over their truck these days when not carrying planks or ladders, and is that not merely a cope for a situation where a van would be better? yes and yes. I keep a camping shell on mine with locks on it as my cope it basically made my truck into a van

butt matrix van life thots made shitty ford econo-vans 20-30k and the cool euro style ones you guys have are like 50k plus here for used even

and the power steering unit in my truck just died so I have to drive mummies little car to boomer toil again and get bullied

BBK save meeeeeeeeeeee!

>>324420 didnt you just buy a new truck

>>324422 no it was used not new it had 100k miles on it though 2005 silverado

>>324389 Inconceivably based >>324424 keek fucking other company shoppers

sneed

My face is like a razor blade tbh, good for scratching itches.

schnafternoon lads had a retoil interview today tbh think i aced it >>324425 >seated rodeo cor

https://mobile.twitter.com/SAshworthHayes/status/1587777415312560128 >The latest census data shows 1 in 6 people in England and Wales are first generation immigrants, with 40% arriving in the last decade. A brief reminder of what the Conservative party spent that period promising: >Instead, there were more arrivals between 2020 and 2021 than in the whole of the 1980s.

>>324429 So Dorshit was supposedly permabanned this thread even though he didn't even post anything ban worthy. What gives? Who did it? Don't like this style of modding at all. No reasons given, just outright permabans.

Bongofags must die

>>324431 Woesist hours

>>324431 it's that BBK faggot he sees a post he doesn't like and he permabans. why the hell is he a mod? and apparently "Woesist" banned this poster too for criticizing moderation. Auslad get rid of these fucking mods

the only people who have been banned are dramafags like bins, 22st and dorshit and spic who has no rights anyway so we don't need a reason to ban him

>>324434 I'm BBK, last lad I banned was the lad posting little girls in slag costumes 29/10/2022 for 1 day

*deletes cookies and hops ip* you know what's worse than "bongoloids"? filthy fucking banfagging mods! >>324436 okay well you've done bad bans before so you should be unmodded too but pardon me for blaming woesist's bans on you

>>324435 so, like half the board?

Holy shit he has to go. I got permabanned for just questioning it.

>>324221 >>324430 really wish the vooter mongs would wake up tbh they vote tory to protect themselves from the things that the tories are doing smh useless cattle >>324431 >>324434 smh hang on a minute while i check the logs

Auslad don't listen to spic and the bongofags, they are poison to the board

>>324437 *bans you for mildly annoying smee*

keeeeeek based quads of banfagging

You are now being banned for lying, you were banned for 1.drama fagging 2.posting smut 3.being a gayist 4.being a foreigner with no rights stop acting like you have any say on the board, if it was up to you scum this place would look like 4/pol/

Auslad, please demod him. Permabanning me and deleting posts just for pointing it out.

Do you really want Dorshit and his goons to declare war on the board?

>>324446 I don't even know what halfchan /pol/ looks like because I've never used that website. you're the one that's trying to curate the board into what you think it look like in your mind

auslad making people mods is like elon musk putting the ADL on the content moderation board

>>324449 >because I've never used that website. then how did you get here

Auslad is a weak BO. We need a strong BO. We need BBK as BO.

Its literally just spic on 2 IPs now KEEEEEEEEEEEK even has the same writing style, fuck off you mutt prick you don't have any rights nobody likes you

I'm one of the only posters on here who actually posts anything of value

>>324451 8ch.net was my first IB >>324452 nooooooooooooooo auslad would be fine if he'd just be the only one with moderator permissions >>324453 no there are like 1-2 other people >>324454 I'm legitimately one of the better posters, in fact just today I explained the secret of how to supercharge your balls with red light therapy

>>324446 can't even see the bans smh lad did you lift them? also please don't permaban lad it's not like it stops people from posting tbh it just clogs up the ban list

>>324456 the bans are mostly lifted, some people just need to learn their lesson, they were banned for dramafagging in the thread, now its spic and this mong who posts about red light therapy seething because they were banned for trying to start drama again, just ignore them

I issue an ultimatum to Auslad. You remove Woesist as mod within the next hour, as well as any permaban I may have. Failure to comply will lead to outright war with me and my goons. I hope you make the sensible choice.

bins, 22st and dorshit need to be regularly banned otherwise they get too uppity, and as you can see they have went and complained in a bongo to start yet more drama

We don't negotiate with terrorists

>>324457 i can't see what was banned though or why so now it's just he said she said smh >>324458 sorry lad i don't negotiate with terrorists >>324460 lad i was going to say that

dorshit is a mong, he was unbanned and now with that post hes banned again, hoisted by his own petard

>>324456 why do you insist on modding these people? just get rid of them, let the board be free >>324457 >its spic and this mong who posts about red light therapy I'm spic and I'm the one talking about red light therapy you mong. and I'm not "starting drama", you're starting drama by banning people. just leave the board alone, let people post, there's no problem other than the one you create >>324458 based, it'd be a shame if Jockette fires up the obscenity engines >>324462 you can't ban dorset you fucking freak

>>324461 Bad choice mate. I'm going to destroy this board. Stupid twat.

>>324461 >so now it's just he said she said someone who uses bongos word is worth a third that of a pure board only poster, and as a reliable poster and a mod you should believe me

Spic has been spamming feet pics all week and being uppity, if he wasn't kept under control he'd singlehandedly ruin the board, and dorshit keeps tranny posting and bins keeps dramafagging

>>324463 then we'll be overrun with gayists and troons and all other kinds of anti-brit brit posters >>324464 rude smh thought we were friends >>324465 tbh bongoloids are always shitstirrers smh

>>324464 Last time your trannies tried that they gave up after two minutes keeek

NO MODS, NO MASTERS *beats the war drums* >>324466 I've never spammed anything. posting a pretty feetsie or two every so often is good, it uplifts the Aryan soul. I don't agree with the dorset tranny thing and bins can be a nuisance sometimes but banning is not the solution. just filter if you don't like somebody, you have no right to vandalize their posts or make them have to hop ips which also has the effect of disrupting filters >>324467 no we don't, only people that are already immersed in the board's culture even know about this place

110kg deadlift by accident tbh, had to move the loaded bar out the way to do my normal deadlift (there were two fully loaded bars in the deadlift area because of lazy cunts).

it was not part of his blood, when the dorshit began to shake

https://youtu.be/oMqVckzhT50All rise for the janny national anthem! https://youtu.be/oMqVckzhT50

>>324469 >feet lad nobody wants to see it if there's a few who do they already know where to find it and that's not here >>324470 based

>>324473 people wanting to see or read a post is not a prerequisite for that post being made. just let things be and get rid of any mod that won't

>>324473 morning lad stay strong and put down spic and the shitstirrers tbh I'm going toil and can't stand to be around when 90% of activity is pure shit anyway

>>324476 smorn lad

>>324476 calling me a shitstirrer is a new low for you

>>324478 Says the lad who stirs jocko's shit

gayboys everywhere.

>>324479 yeah so what? have sex incel

>>324481 *looks at you in discussed*

shoving my dick into jockos arsehole right now tbh

>>324483 Cool it with the homosexual remarks tbh

https://youtu.be/LZffPvUSiX4 *listens to ghost stories while awaiting job centre meating*

>>324484 literally stirring this beautiful flower of scotlands last nights haggis

>>324486 Are you feeling better now lad? Got it all off your chest?

>>324485 remember to hold one of the office foids hostage, it's a great way to show work ethic and secure a job.

2 nuts down 3 days in

toil calls good by

>>324491 smh rip lad

I'm gonna do it lads I'm going to get through this month clean after stumbling at the first hurdle.

>>324495 it gets easier after 3rd month

>>324495 good lad i stumbled too smh we're all gonna make it

Last time I no fapped I went ages, and even got succubused

>>324498 based

>>324499 Waking up covered in 2 months of jizz isn't based lad

>>324500 keeeek smh it's proof that you didn't go willingly lad

>Pretends to drown to grab some boob I'm too smart for the anti-incel beach task force https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90_yA8oejT4

>>324502 >raging because a guy took pics of your tits >call him disgusting >yet you have them out on the fucking beach

My half spent zoot got thrown out

>>324504 zoot?

>>324505 dapper tbh

>>324504 that's what you get for not fully committing lad fence-sitters get the bin bag

Not fond of beach culture in general tbh, I think it's degenerate and shits up the coast

>>324508 I wish I had a private beach tbh.

>>324508 depends on what you mean by beach culture tbh from what i've seen beach locals are very protective of their beaches and hate beachgoers too

knew i shouldn't've made those jack o'lanterns tbh smh developed a candle addiction that's very quickly spiraling out of control

>>324510 I mean bikinis and topless shite, things like flying kites and playing volleyball and so on are based and beside the seaside pilled https://youtu.be/aOUWSSMLdjI

>>324511 I should really be candle maxxing given were probably going to have rolling black outs this winter.

>>324512 trad audiokino that tbh smh thots will be thots tbh wish we were back in edwardian times back when improper behaviour was shamed >>324513 keeeeek tbh lad stock up now before the niggercattle empty out the shops

>>324483 i knew it!!!

>>324488 it's true

WE HAVE TO CALL IT OUT!

>>324519 thats where spic belongs

>>324520 Like a lot young aztecniggers in USA, I don't think it speaks Spanish. Hence aztec rather than spic

That's a Spanish language board

>>324523 women, as a whole, were some of the biggest supporters of the national socialists because women just conform and go with the crowd, that's their way

GOD I WANT TO BREED

just as I said that I had an awful fart that made thinking about anything sexual disgust me. How do homos do it

>>324526 They do it in the butt

*bum

Alistair Campbell has been fingered as coordinating the Albanian migrant invasion

>>324524 women were national socialists because it fulfilled everything women truly want: strong men with whom to breed

fell asleep and woke up with a huge erection smh, the sleep jews almost caught me

>>324527 oh yeah they plug it so the smell don't escape

I can now drive a lorryrino with a trailerino. WE did it, boys

>>324533 Proud of you lad. Now you can do something useful for the first and only time in your wretched, grotty existence; a lorry of peace visit to a rapefugee center.

>>324532 Keeeek

>>324533 good lad, you are unironically the most successful man here now

>>324533 well done lad

let's all post our bumcheeks in celebration of 22st's success

>>324534 but then I'd lose it again smh. I never want to take a driving test ever again. Has me so stressed >>324536 >>324537 Thanks lads >>324538 I'd appreciate that

toil done got "festive sausage rolls" at the coop which appear to just be regular sosij rolls but with a bit of cranberry sauce and twice the price coop prices in general are really fleecing the boomers who go in there keek everyone else shops at more sensible places >>324533 congratulations make sure to pick up lots of hitchhikers and make uncomfortable conversation with them until they ask to be let off again

>>324540 >make sure to pick up lots of hitchhikers and make uncomfortable conversation with them until they ask to be let off again traumatic past, lad?

>>324541 just think it would be funny tbh but also yes when I was toiling with vanlad and got an injury that needed me to to the ER I hitched a ride with a hare krishna cultist

The old paki that joined the woodcarving group I'm in, after a boomer advertised for new members on faceberg, brought his 19 looking hook nosed paki son today. Dressed like le american nigger rapper. Can tolerate the harmless old paki but I immediately entered a fight or flight physiological response when I saw the son. Hate being reminded it's against the laws of our green and pleasant land for me to murder such racial alien interlopers on sight.

visited the grandparents and they said they were already consooming mince pies every week keeek

they've got 23andme for dogs and cats now https://youtu.be/lXYBYCNI5Dw

>>324542 keeeeeeeek >>324543 what are you carving lad?

>>324542 smh the origin of the leg hole >>324543 tbh had a related incident today, so tired I don't even care to write it tbh. nah not gonna share it

>>324545 all data must be collected we will not use this data for nefarious purposes

>>324547 tell the story lad

>>324530 >strong men with whom to breed breed? ||b?||

>>324543 >Hate being reminded it's against the laws of our green and pleasant land for me to murder such racial alien interlopers on sight. for now...

>>324549 Show up at the traffic station where my driving test will be and I have to tell them I have arrived and clarify that the payment will come afterwards through the jobcentre. I give this message to a pakipoo who speaks broken Norwegian, and I can tell she's struggling, so I clarify it twice. She says it's okay and that it's been registered. Then I get chewed out by the lad who will be conducting the test for not having done the necessary step, which is what I thought i did with the brown woman. Smh was already so stressed out and that just made it worse. Such a farce giving all these jobs to brown people just so it looks good on statistics even though they do a terrible job

>>324551 tbh, the normies are getting angry. I wonder what they'll do come the thnic release census. Getting extremely daft thoughts lately. >>324552 chop her fucking head off lad

Laura Towler just wrote on Telegram that the newly released census data tries to obscure the current ethnic make-up of the UK

officially endorsing these duck spring rolls

cute

>>324554 ethnic data comes out later in the month, can't fill in a fucking form or read the census website. Might join PA and become its fucking leader at this point

>>324557 keeeeeeeeeek they really need a man of action

>>324558 https://youtu.be/oMqVckzhT50 The best response we have is these jokers smh

>>324557 >Might join PA and become its fucking leader at this point do it lad!

I want to do something on the day the data gets released. Something hilarious and local. I'm not sure what, however.