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Brit/pol/ #3820: They're Turning the Freakin' Frogs Based Edition Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 23:35:27 Id: 4e4797 No. 341027
Riots break out after 'far-right' shooting in Paris which left three dead https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/riots-break-out-after-far-right-shooting-in-paris-which-left-three-dead/ar-AA15C2Mk >Police fired teargas as darkness descended to drive back an angry crowd as projectiles were thrown at officers, rubbish bins and restaurant tables overturned, and cars damaged. Nicola Sturgeon's gender law change is an outrageous affront and a challenge to the essence of what it is to be a woman. Her betrayal of women can never be forgiven, writes AMANDA PLATELL https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-11570473/PLATELLS-PEOPLE-Nicola-Sturgeons-betrayal-women-never-forgiven.html >The SNP Bill enables a boy or girl to self-identify as transgender without medical checks, it lowers the age limit to legally change gender from 18 to 16 and cuts the time a trans person must ‘live’ in their acquired gender before they can legally switch. Scientists find secret to how glass frogs turn transparent https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-64069630 >Now research has discovered that it is able to pool blood in its body without being negatively affected by clots. Russia-Ukraine war: Russia accused of demolishing Mariupol theatre ‘to hide war crimes’ – as it happened https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2022/dec/23/russia-ukraine-war-live-north-korea-denies-supplying-russias-wagner-group-with-weapons-air-raid-sirens-sound-in-mykolaiv?page=with:block-63a5f1748f083d29b407ee34
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First for the KING
>>341027 Good lad >>341029 Good lad
||DAVID DAVIS HAS RESIGNED||
>||
for her
Hes using another mans future wife again lads
>>341033 nice wrinkly forehead. What a nasty creature
>>341034 Lamas got BRED!
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h
>>341036 I don't get it
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>>341040 Lammbas bread sounds like Lamas and bred lass
>>341043 ah hehe
>spoonfeeding how foid like of you
Rewatched Pet (2016) and I regret it. Forgot how seetheworthy the ending was. It really is Steiners worst nightmare. Long story short: >women
>>341032 How do I redtext lad?
>>341048 You need an 8chan pass for that.
>>341047 SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES
>if der bum bum konig was deutsche https://youtu.be/cVikZ8Oe_XA
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>>341034 its just a t50 swarthoid with fake blond hair
>>341053 what does t50 mean, lass?
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by a webm, crying hysterical seething, dragging themselves through the feel threads at dawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY2mT5FY0Kc >>341054 google t50 eye colour
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I see
>Steiner acting like he ain't a T60
yeah sorry lad I am A60
Yeah A60 per cent white keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
t50 is a bit of a buzzword because most brown eyes aren't that dark. you have to be a real nigger to be t50. most whites won't reach even 30. as baby if you stare at sky a lot your eyes absorb blue and become blue if you stare mud eyes become mud make you mud t50 indeed i like to think the all seeing eye is a specifically dark t50 that reflects me like a black mirror.
spic
really spit in my soul there
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>>341059 better t50 and 100% white than a60 with indio admixture
>>341064 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>the foreigners are fighting again
spic looks like andrew warski
>>341056 tellem king!
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On the bevs tonight lads
>6dac1b asking loads of questions
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>>341073 It's 22st. She has trouble reading our snposts
>>341072 Whiskey for me tbh
>>341076 what whiskey mate haha x?
>>341077 famous grouse tbh, keep keeking at the bird on the bottle and making bird noises at it tbh
whate'er became of gin gins?
>>341079 she bred, has at least 1 childhog. She was and might still be in the kay discord
>>341080 I want to breed her too
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>>341081 we all do lad, but one lad got her first
>>341084 I LOOOOOOVE LASSSIIIIIIES
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>>341086 she looks mutty
all brains are the same colour of grey but youll never know that UNLESS YOU SMASH HER FUCKING HEAD IN SCOOP HER BRAINS OUT LIKE THOMAS BECKETT
I have come to rapes
>23 bitches have like me on the dating app >a quarter niggers >the rest old or ugly Won't match me with people of 18 only 29 y/os like me smh
>>341090 stop crying incel
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ni ni lads
>>341092 nos da, cariad.
wew lad the latest patch of cuck to arms gates of hell makes it unplayable. the soviets are so nerfed they spawn t-34/85s and every other soviet infantryman has a SVT which can suppress MG-42s. watched a marder 2 bounce off a t-34 for about 2 minutes then the game lagged to shit and the russians spawned a big field gun right next to it and blew up my marder.
stellaris is also kind of shite you can't really scheme like in CK and it just turns into giant blob states waiting to go to war and then wars are just you chasing their fleets around until the war exhaustion timer
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went to an old school gooming store a few weeks ago to try to get a ps2 game and the game they sold me only had one disc. literally everything in american society is a scam at this point. you toil at some fake job so you can buy shite made in china. the only thing I think I own made in shartica is my tool belt and some of my tools and those are decently enough made. everything is just a scam how do normalfags take this shite for decades.
>>341098 smh just emulate it on your computer
>>341096 Just play pendor rasta it'll be eyereeet
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>>341100 smh pendor gets repetative
>>341101 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK this is why i post with you guys!
>>341101 whats the video from?
what game did you buy?
>>341105 shadow hearts covenant
playing as egypt in hoi4 kaiserreich tbh
>>341106 ah cool game lad only remember it for the big boobys the character have i bought onimusha dod on ebay and it came with one disk still played it but havent bothered to search for disk 2 since
>>341108 smh shadowhearts only came with disc two and not disc 1 smh just gonna order disc 1 from ebay
>>341107 https://voca.ro/1evZQEKteYJC WE LOVE YOU DORSET OH YES WE DO
>>341109 cant you go back and intimidate the freak nerds with toilboomer glare for a refund
>>341113 keeeek I should do that after the blizzard
>>341116 sneep snorp lad
new french tanks in war thunder are ridiculously OP you cant pen them, they have like 7 crew so even if you get a hit they still kill you
*takes out my JU87R with 1000kg bomb*
>drop bomb >cant pull up so crash >kill 2 tanks whatever
>>341118 is that the char b-1 ? it was shite IRL and got out maneuvered and defeated by panzer 2s
>>341121 yeah, fucking ridiculous
oh no i mean the c2 bis or whatever its called
>>341123 yeah that thing was garbage it was a nightmare for the crew and I don't think it even performed well the krauts just made them into flamethrowers I think
the landship one
its the same in call to arms they made the soviet landship tank overpowered
>>341127 >that fat bastard
Dorset is grooming Steiner. Be careful Steiner. You might have a midget cumming in your anus ere the year is out.
he's gonna cum inSteiner's ASS!
bought some of these noodles and they are fantastic but then i looked at the ingredients and they have palm oil in them smh sorry rangybros
Any millinuyule highlights so far?
>>341134 Hard to find anything palm oil free these days. I've quit processed foods because of it, afaik there's one type of hovis which doesn't have poom oil in it and that's it for bread. It's not even that it's bad for you it tastes fucking rancid and I don't know how normalniggers can't taste it
>muh jungle >muh sustainable poo oil How about not making me feel like a diabetic for two days because you're too cheap to use real oil (which is now legally adulterated with machine oil) in your shitty tasting (because you're too cheap to use real flour and bulk it up with soy) bread?
>>341136 tbh it's everywhere juice from squished up palm fruit has no business being in a huwhite man's food
>>341139 choon that
https://youtu.be/9qtaKdVYCxU The Royal mail strike is the most kino strike in years
>>341141 smh zero hour contracts are pure cancer
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64083129 keeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk, stays in based albion and it'[s mild winters
The rest of the world literally doesn't deserve mild weather
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https://youtu.be/21DXSKOR7V8 Shartica is literally all spics
>>341147 smh bit swarthy
https://youtu.be/vJdHSg0u44c They look so foreign
>“I like cock”
very good vocaroonies bbk
>>341150 He's like the Patrick Bateman character a bit. Who was created by a homo. keeeeeeeek.
Alright. I'll fucking say what I'm all thinking. Sneeb. OK? Let's move on.
>>341153 Dean Cain seems like a really cool guy. Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman was such a good show.
Merry christmas eve. The one thing that can reliably make me happy is good food and even that doesn't work now because everything tastes like phlegm https://youtu.be/wlYP2Dowojg
>>341157 I can't eat without bleeding internally.
>>341157 Used to like Japanese/east asian women, got a bit bored of them now, guess, i'd still bang em in person tho
>>341159 Don't think I'd ever try to date an east asian (or any furriners apart from perhaps a frenchie) again. Still like the jap music and think they're cute, though anything becomes less compelling given time and familiarity.
>>341153 keeeeeek >>341157 because of el coof? smh rip lad happened to me too but it only lasted about a week tbh hopefully yours clears up soon
>>341161 cheers lad, yeah came down with some sort of respiratory viral infection. Not covid. Improving now at least, but the phlegm, coughing and lack of appetite are still there. At least I can finally sleep at night
The little snow flakes are sneeding my eyes tbh
>>341163 keeeek
>>341162 smh get well soon lad >>341163 keeeeek
Love women tbh
>>341167 that 3rd one made me laugh.
smorbing remember to filter BBK on sight for being a schizo tranny posting nonce bastard he's already 2 IDs since last night >>341150 why is he back and posting again when he was outed as a litttle bitch uni professor/psyop team member or some shit tbh >>341162 smh
(which means he should be being banned for filter evasion)
>>341170 smorb lad
>Everyone is le bumbumking I am him in this case tbf, you can tell because I'm attracted to women
>>341172 *rubs your auslad hair* A Christmas truce, m'lord?
>>341174 sure thing lad
>>341175 TOO BAD *spams you with prolapsed anuses*
>not even 36 hours after spamming the board with tranny pictures
I will support bbk if he can beat me in a bare knuckle fight outside the Knights Templar.
>>341176 smh my mistake >>341177 it's christmas lad
>341178 >SA offering me a wanking competition Lad . . .
>>341181 No if you lose you go to SA in the Templar Toilets.
And never leave.
>>341181 keek classic brit banter
>>341179 luv this picture
>>341179 *gives them some gingerbread swastikas*
>>341186 I made some last week I just drew the swazis with a knife though wrote NIGGER on one too
*arrives in thread*
christmas day in t-minus thirty three minutes and counting still haven't wrapped the presents smdh >>341188 >woman soldier
>>341109 Steiner... >download the game here https://vimm.net/vault/9214 >download PCSX2 emulator and PS2 BIOS here https://vimm.net/?p=emulate >order a controller that plugs into USB port instead (get a nice $40 one, not a shitty $15 one that's all wonky and leaves plastic residue on your hands)
ZA was based food all along…
>mummy and nanny had a minor argument >Christmas is ruined
>>341191 we did it za bros... after all these years... we won
>>341193 so basically self-cannibalism?
>>341191 I'm on day 2 keto and I'm already getting that unique sensation of ravenous carb hunger looking at that pidser
>>341189 Think they are meant to be gods or smth
>>341195 yes, I can't imagine it's something very healthy.
>>341196 Starting keto on christmas? That’s when I come off keto I’ll restart in the new year
>>341192 >>mummy and nanny had a minor argument
>>341200 Some lower class people call their grandmother “nanny” I don’t think he means the help
no cards for anyone tbh just popped to sainsburys and got some rose schloer and advocaat and that'll have to do for pressies tomorrow since the posties didn't pull through with the meatybrap collection I ordered I assume tomorrow will be awkward and stilted with nobody daring to broach the subject of their whole and healthy organs of which they have spares that could be shared to me
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>>341199 I wanted to start a week or two ago but it took the mummer this long to comply. yeah, I already passed up egg nog, a Maryland crab cake, and Chardonnay. btw if you lads have never tried maryland crab cakes, you should make them, they are very good
>spic beat yourself to death with a festive poop log for christmas just like your swarthy dago brothers do please
>>341201 i found it funny to think about tbh so it was worth being wrong >>341202 >nobody daring to broach the subject of their whole and healthy organs surely no one would notice if you took the initiative lad you know a blackout night here waking up in a bathtub full of ice there smh it happens to the best of us really best not to dwell on it
>>341205 keek yeah that;s what the advocaat is for
>>341206 keeeeeeek
got me wondering now though how many lads here are actually genuine working class instead of the downwardly-mobile (former) middle class who i've been assuming are the majority
>>341208 i am wildly wealthy
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why do i hate my fellow man with such passion?
schmorn, final day of kinder advent calendar sweeties, full size bueno, covfefe and normal brekky for brekky, diet has totally collapsed the last 2 weeks, getting BIG again smh will need to start a proper diet in the new year, it'll be my year, this time.
>>341209 based >>341210 because you know him too well >>341211 >it'll be my year, this time. amen brother
I visited this board for over 8 years And over this time at first i was what you call "redpilled" about muh joos, muh ebil elite! Muh gays, muh bad trannies that want to turn us all gay and make pedophilia legal!! But over the years, the more educated i became, and the more i had interactions in real life with other people (basically i stopped being a lonely incel neet loser and worked on myself instead of hating on minorities) I stopped being "redpilled" and started hating myself for all the years i hated on these groups. I researched and realised the holocaust did actually happen, i realised that humans are capable of unthinkable horror. I realised that being a tranny is nothing of my business, and they can do what they want, most of them are nice and reasonable persons, you only showed cherrypicked extreme individuals of all things. You wanted to spread hate. Why? Why did you want to spread hate? I know why, because i was one of you faggots. Because you fucking hate yourself, your life, how you look, what you do, where you live etc etc. You seek scapegoats for the problems you have. I hope all of you are below the age of 23-25 or all hope is lost for you. Become enlightened and see what the hate is doing with your soul, with your body. Look around your room, are you happy with your current life situation? No? Ok, then change it and stop blaming jews, trannies, or niggers for it. Trust me i was the exact same as you. In reality, you are the blue pilled people. Beyond blue pilled, i call it void pilled because you suck each other in a dark void of echo chambers. Seek the truth before it's too late, leave hate behind you.
>>341213 >the holocaust did actually happen
> i realised that humans are capable of unthinkable horror let us give you a refresher
>>341213 >I visited this board for over 8 years And over this time at first i was what you call "redpilled" about muh joos, muh ebil elite! Muh gays, muh bad trannies that want to turn us all gay and make pedophilia legal!! >But over the years, the more educated i became, and the more i had interactions in real life with other people (basically i stopped being a lonely incel neet loser and worked on myself instead of hating on minorities) I stopped being "redpilled" and started hating myself for all the years i hated on these groups. I researched and realised the holocaust did actually happen, i realised that humans are capable of unthinkable horror. I realised that being a tranny is nothing of my business, and they can do what they want, most of them are nice and reasonable persons, you only showed cherrypicked extreme individuals of all things. You wanted to spread hate. Why? Why did you want to spread hate? I know why, because i was one of you faggots. Because you fucking hate yourself, your life, how you look, what you do, where you live etc etc. >You seek scapegoats for the problems you have. I hope all of you are below the age of 23-25 or all hope is lost for you. Become enlightened and see what the hate is doing with your soul, with your body. Look around your room, are you happy with your current life situation? No? Ok, then change it and stop blaming jews, trannies, or niggers for it. >Trust me i was the exact same as you. In reality, you are the blue pilled people. Beyond blue pilled, i call it void pilled because you suck each other in a dark void of echo chambers. Seek the truth before it's too late, leave hate behind you.
it's over we've depicted him as a soyjack
ah well suppose I will sleep, so hunggry, when I wake up I can eat keto pancakes (eggs, almond flour, cream cheese)
LIVE RACE RIOTS BREAKING OUT IN PARIS, ARABS VS GYPSIES, KURDS VS POLICE, ANTIFA VS SHOP WINDOWS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8h1ouPkH1k
PANDAMONIUM, TERROR ON THE STREETS, THE VOICE OF THE UNHERD, HELTER SKELTER, MAYHEM, ITS OVER, SOCIETY HAS COLLAPSED, BUT WAIT, CHUDS, OVER THE HORIZON, MASSING, BOUNDING, SPILLING FORTH UPON THE ENEMY, CARNAGE AND SLAUGHTER, TRIUMPH, WE'RE BACK
>>341208 I'm underclass tbh but earning £22,000 a year now so I suppose I'll be middle class by the time I'm dead >>341211 I was very sad to finish my advent calendars today. I wish they still did the ones with a huge choccy for Christmas day
>>341217 tbh he will never recover from this
>>341219 wew based >>341221 making more than me lad get that bread
hope the french police blow off a couple kurds hands like they did to the gillet jaune so they get really pissed off
Just bought Warzone: Red Dragon for a fucking steal tbh lads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbhVPnhX-4 forgot how kino this scene is tbh might have to do a full rewatch of the director's cut trilogy soon >>341225 based
>>341216 Then take one look at PA, right.
the best poster on 4/pol/
*goes to lie down under Wessex' tree*
some cool footage on stream rn, could be material for the upcoming "The Lion 2" I'm hearing about.
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>pagans celebrating yule during Christmas when it's supposed to be about the solstice and yule is actually a month later
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Nukes are fake? How come the cameras didn't get destroyed?
>>341234 they were in a big concrete box facing away from the blast
based brandon
>>341233 >Lads just literally making up shite out of nowhere.
A TURK JUST DROVE HIS VAN INTO A CROWD OF KURDS
AAAAAAAAAAAA THE KURDS ARE COMMITTING ROACHICIDE NOT THE KEBABS PLEASE
>different groups together leading to ethnic conflict AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS
i love ethnic conflict, dont care whos doing it so long as its happening. wholesome.
cool video. being a riot policeman must be so fun https://twitter.com/TaoualitAmar/status/1606659197340459009
Kurds beating up white Antifa's because they think they're undercover cops https://twitter.com/FrDesouche/status/1606667657566384128
>>341246 best actual poolitics postimg i n a while tbh keep it up
>>341225 get ready to be repeatedly crumped by the veteran fanbase
noticed an increase in niggers and zoomers using the word "lightskin" smh
>>341250 kek, the huwhites using it really is disturbing. i remember when it was just a black thing.
>>341213 That's a very long form ad hom.
>>341248 qt. I asked a couple of the ESY girls what they thought of Aung San Suu Kyi when they were livestreaming but they stonewalled me.
>>341253 Probably because they don't want to be dragged away by Burmese authorities.
>>341254 probably
>>341251 for a moment I thought they were referring to coloureds aka niggers with lighter skin and not themselves and that it was a slightly based racism they were doing and not a pejorative directedat themselves smh
>>341256 >for a moment I thought they were referring to coloureds aka niggers with lighter skin yeah that's what i thought and still think
>>341254 >>341253 I met some young Burmese guy on the road in Yangon once, he videocalled me from a rooster shed once i went back to england. I think he was pro ASSK during the initial phase. When I was there they had souvenir shops centered around her. >>341257 Yea I think this is still the current meaning, zoomers are just using it coz they don't think anything through.
lighty is always used in the context of a mixed wog
https://youtu.be/tVDi4csDFCc Fallen in love with this vid
>>341260 why, lasss?
>>341261 Alan Rickman is so good at being a noble incel
>>341262 ex probably has some little chudlets running around now.. maybe I can be a noble incel as well
Sister just got engaged. Mummy previously expressed concern that she may not really love him. Seems like she's just settling to tick a box because she's nearly thirty. I hope not, wishing them a long and happy marriage.
My bloodline shall continue through her
>>341263 based lad, that's the spirit
>>341265 >outsourcing
>>341258 What was Burma like, were the locals friendly?
just had to remind me smh hope cousin does bring another wog to the gathering tomorrow smh
doesn't AHHHHHH
>>341260 >you have your mothers eyes https://youtu.be/ZOpNfs443vo?t=58
>>341268 Yes and honest. I liked it, they also dressed trad and used a lot of leaf tobacco. not many supermarkets either.
>>341272 in fact supermarkets were a new thing there
>all these numbers you can call for help if you're feeling suicidal >no such thing for when you feel incel
>>341248 PENG >>341250 call myself lightskin as a joke sometimes.
>>341274 mfw, it would be a matchmaking service to the philippines. incel lads ringing 3rd world filipinas and faalllling in looorve
can the incels take today and tomorrow off please
>christmas dinner and presents soon just don't care. All I want for christmas is a breedee
>>341277 Christmas is an incel holiday, lass
incelism is a permanent condition smh
CRIMBOOOOOOO!
>>341281 based lad
>>341282 STEINER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dealing with women is an exercise in anguish. Filipina lass texted me merry Christmas. Wish she would leave me alone and stop being so bloody nice.
>the age of men is over... the time of the kurd has begun
>>341285 all filipinas do that lad.
finished wrapping my crimbo pressies ni lads >>341286 horrific smh
>>341288 night lad
>>341290 that guy has a weird face
>>341291 Yea, its pretty unusual
>>341288 smerry scrimbsmas
>mummy trying to hide the fact that tomorrows dinner will feature more guests than last years including boyfriends of female family members that I've yet to meet or even be told the existence of they are trying to RUIN chudmass
>>341294 >she's going to seat you together with the bfs
Also why is wessie posting without a flag wtf is this
>>341296 thanks for reminding me unleash your chudly powers on them tbh
>>341295 >>341297 she knows about my chud rage so she'll sit them across the overcrowded table so they can all make snide remarks about me that I cannot physically attack them for because I'll be trapped, every family event is "Poke the incel" for these normalniggers with me beign the target, its why I've retreated to the chud cave starting when I was 13, many such cases, think I'll get drunk before going and turn up early so they don't get to do the "Interrogate him and put all the attention on him in a smug passive aggressive way when he walks in the door" shite and I can sit smugly in a chair and take them on 1 by 1 as they come in, divide and conquer.
Our family chrimbo isn't what it once was. Miss my paternal nan. Boisterous woman that could make a good cake.
>>341298 a genius strategy lad
>>341298 Absolutely splendid.
having a sister or daughter seems like absolute cuckoldry to me
>>341302 It is what you make it
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>family talking about different countries speedlimits and such because of this woman killed by the copper >someone praises Sweden (have some Swedish relatives btw) >say yeah but half of it is third world might as well wartorn >mix of denial, smug cringing and just glaring looks >"you've never been, shut up" >bring up authorities even admitting a problem with frequent grenade attacks in places like Malmo >"yeah well there's no need to bring that up just to be racist"
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>>341306 good lad. keep me updated i love being racist among family. they flock to me for the hot takes. i was right on covid so now i'm dalai llama
pov you're sitting across the table from your gf's brother trying to enjoy crimbo food
pov your filtered
>>341306 you the lad with the swedish race mixing family?
>when your women act like HECKIN WHOLESOME WHORES
>>341306 I've been to sweden and it really isnt that bad.
central stockholm was 90% white, biggest minority was thai and filipinos, malmo was rougher but somalis are manlets and the only violence i saw was a homeless white women smacking a homeless negro for some reason. saw a group of somalis getting drunk in parks like hobos. overall didn't feel unsafe once.
>>341310 Swedish aunt did foster care for lots of kids and they adopted a black orphan illegal immigrant who had TB (which killed his mummy smh did feel a bit sorry for him as a kid). Aunt has made numerous BBC jokes etc. in front of everyone before but I think he's just as weirded out when she's being 'ironcally' sexually inappropriate. >>341313 I'm sure Steiner could have a nice safe day in Detroit. Doesn't make the place better just because it's not 24/7 unrestrained killing with nothing else. I have reliably heard the majority white parts are idealic.
>341312 >341313 Concern trolling, disinfo shill, IGNORE
>341315 >its the weak nigger lover with the race mixing degenerate aunt
>>341317 I've told them bluntly before that I'd even repatriate him as ruler of the chudnostate, lad...
>>341313 Wow, thanks lad. I'm convinced now that you've related your brief visit to the country to us. All the hard facts are therefore nullified. retard
>>341315 >>341316 >>341320 oh are the chuddies mad again? whatever shall i do
>341321 Banworthy. Too bad I was demodded. You would be so banned right now. I've been to Rotherham. It was a boring rainy day and the police made me leave. I didn't see anyone get raped while I was there. Does that mean that there are no rape gangs? Fucking mong.
mmmm just thinking about that thick iron ban hammer. The smell. The way their heads would gush open like a smashed peach. The juices. I- I'm going . . . INSANE!
>>341323 Agree completely but you could've been remodded by now if not for all that unjustifiably obscene spam. Smh.
>>341298 sounds familiar smh I did the same western hikki style tbh >>341306 double down and be more racist just got off the phone with mummy and I made sure to keep talking about how shit the foreign NHS doctors were while updating her >>341307 >having family that actually listens smh mine didn't even listen when the actual dalai lama said europe is for europeans
my family are getting more racist every year
>>341323 I've got this one
>>341325 Spam and crazy antics are my gimmick lad. I'd take banter over jannyism any day of the weak. *projectile poos a huge willy on a mural to dead niggers* >>341327 Same keek >>341328 Based. I can hear his little SCREAMS! hahaha
Time to wrap presents. Have a good Christmas lads x
*hits pipe*
had a lucid dream this morning that I got a lass and enticed her to my bedroom and we were about to have sex then I woke up, she was a milf too.
looking through various notepad files and found a diary entry >21/11/21 >/brit/ lasted seven minutes and ten seconds into no-seethe sunday before seething.
>>341333 kmeeeeeeeeeek
>all these people here on Christmas eve
oo a look at the time! off to the pub for the chrimbo eve pint merry christs mass lads
might have a christmas poo tbh
Took a Christmas selfie tbh
rule 3. No gays, no trannies, no degeneracy. filtered and reported.
>>341339 Goodlad tbh.
>>341341 >opened stream at random point >he's talking about how he's against the skyrim empire because of expansionism and against the stormcloaks because they're racist a based sensible centrists, like me
First mutual like on the dating app lads. I think I might get me some BITCHES for Christmas.
>>341342 I would support the empire if they were Imperial/Nord centric or at least some form of Apartheid state.
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>>341342 >stormcloaks >racist Not nearly enough Cuckric let dunm*r into windhelm without killing them all.
sneed
POST YOUR FAVOURITE LEGOS
chicken sticks with olives, feta and apple cheddar cheese, roast vegetable couscous and tartare sauce for dinner
>>341343 Never mind, she doesn't want snabies. Got another nigger liking me, I attract many niggers tbh >>341349 >legos >s I only like vanilla lego tbh >>341350 Basado
>>341349 the plural of lego is lego, just like the plural of jedi is jedi and the plural of sheep is sheep
>>341351 Anything other than vanilla lego is just a vastly inferior mechano tbh.
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>>341353 Mechano is shit compared to lego now, lad https://youtu.be/asynnXWJzxo
>>341350 Full chicken sninner, two servings of apple pie, hot chocolate with marshmellows and an annoying 2nd poo of the day for smee.
>>341354 Harrypotterstarwars
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Always wanted a lego AT AT, and the complete chamber of secrets hogwarts
>>341357 what kind of fucking childhood did you have without Harry Potter or Star Wars
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for me? it was megablox cool edgy fantasy warriors fighting on volcanic terrain with dragons and a realistically proportioned ship so you could have battles on the decks probably the single fanciest things I ever got for a birthday except for the time mummy decided I should have a hobby and bought a remote control boat that she took me out to a lake with one (1) time before giving up
not actually called megablox tbh no clue what it was then but it was interesting, like autistic child's first wargame set, I recall it wasn't just plastic but the figures used some kind of rubber moulding maybe
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*remembers playmobil* *remembers little green plastic soldiers and having huge battles in the garden on bonfire night*
remember when I had a stick and a barrel hoop tbh
>that time I found a stick that turned out to be a magic staff and I was really Gandalf, a proper wizard
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>when you shot the kid with a death ray and he survived it or it "missed"
sneed
>>341368 I had an energy shield ok
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>that penis inspection day when the inspector showed you his to make it less awkward but then it was more awkward because you laughed because it reminded you of a pachycephalosaurus and his penis started to cry all over you like it was sad
what an awful post that was
Obligatory Christmas Baby Grinch
>>341374 why do people hate the film?
Obligatory Japanese Christmas song https://youtu.be/9tlia4Es7AQ
>>341338 was this before or after westie gaped his shitter?
still seethe that I dropped my playmobile swan knights helmet down the air return and it got lost in the ductwork
>>341375 plebeians ignore them
Some good legos posted here ngl
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from the misses
>>341382 she's a keeper. jealous
>>341382 >favorite
>dad forgot to put breathing holes in the present so the gf I wished for will die before I unrwap her smh
>>341382 >2022.12.25
>>341382 happy for you
>male handrwriting it's one of them
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>>341388 >He needs to be asked to vocalise observations Found the beta male.
>>341391 do beta males dress like this?
>held in shit for too long so what was going to be an enjoyable fart was swallowed back up the colon
>>341392 >shirt is too big on the torso >canvas belt >Trousers poorly ironed and not aesthetically tucked into the boots >Boots not polished to perfection and what appears to be a poo stain on his right foot . . .
>inb4 his “gf” has a dick
ok i wrote the card
congrats, you win. the man who had nothing now has even less. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
>>341382 good lad.
*screams* how come /brit/cels can't get a girl
very much enjoying wearing a comfy pair of socks tbh only part of smee that isn't cold
>>341400 you have enough insulation lad, you won't freeze.
>>341399 >The anti-autist posters smell blood in the water. Suppose I get to filter them, after they come out of the woodwork.
we need more tranny content tbh
>>341405 So just don't like her and move on?
>>341406 After I've screencapped her to keek with the /bret/lads?
>>341406 I care about her as far as I can throw her (very btw)
I wish midget tossing was an olympic sport tbh
>>341409 I wish drawves were cool and lived in huge mine kingdoms but they're just weirdo deformed freaks smh
https://youtu.be/6XX96Il6Xgg For me, its dutch carnival chrimbo choons
>>341410 Maybe they simply hide their mountain holds from you.
These things…
>>341405 Might take one for the team a fuck this gremlin just to ghost her after. What website are you on? t. manc lanklet
>>341414 Plenty of Fish lad, it's grim. They won't let you match with girls under a certain age. I'm 29 and keep getting matched with 32 year olds mostly but there are some nice lasses occasionally. Lots of Manchester lasses too, I think most scouse lasses are on Tinder but I'm nowhere near photogenic enough for that
MORE TRANNIES
>>341417 guess you can't just lie about your age since some lasses will probably be offended if they found out you lied
what is a christmas song?
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>>341236 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lwqdyVJuYA shnight lads happy christmas
btw auslad or whoever else get rid of the fucking bans I had to hop ips so many times to get to a usable one. when you get rid of some fucker like BBK you're supposed to undo his bans at the same time, not just leave them
>>341421 so much work done on her face it's hard to tell what she is
>>341422 very pretty lad
HULLO, YES THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S CHRISTMAS
>>341405 Face look exactly like Candace Owens. Keeeeeeeeeeeek.
>>341382 made my eyes wet, didn't drip though. if only women were actually like this. you know deep down I think we just want to be loved like this image seems to imply, but it's not a real thing, it's a fantasy. women do get horny when they are ovulating, but they don't "love"
>>341428 if i had a women like this i'd find her really embarrassing. really a fucking apu giving some anime faggot a present? you dumb fucking bitch.
some leftoid german political cartoon >running! >forbidden! typical anti-truth pro-establishment political cartoon. the German government is cracking down on Afd while encouraging disruptive/destructive climatemong protesters, and this comic implies that the opposite is true
>>341426 keeeeeek. Remember this from last year.
>>341430 libtards always do this.
the typical libtard sees the height of intellect as some faggots witty persona who drinks to deal with living in a heckin right wing hellscape.
I hate these shitty "memes" and now they're doing this...
>slight ache in ball >force myself to wank and check for blood in sperm Fool that I am.
>>341435 probably just needed to air hump for 20 seconds to straighten out the tubes
merry eve lads
FRESH
image on its own
>>341438 BRAVO LAD BRAVO
Off to midnight mass lads. Have a good Christmas x
>>341438 based
>>341438 Keeeeeeeeek verygoodlad. Beautiful. Felt so shit all day I needed a chudmas cheer
Is that video on youtube anywhere?
>>341444 no I just made it
the lion video, lass
>>341447 Thanks, love. But I asked for youtube tbh. I assume it's been scrubbed a long time ago though smh
>>341445 start a youtube and become a famed e-celeb, who nows after years of hard work we might see you on milleniyule with the big leagues.
>>341448 fuck you then, arrogant prick, perfectly working video right there and you are complaining, its 2022 and the chudocaust has already happened years ago on youtube and you are wanting links to based videos like that on there
>post chudmas meme on /v/
>>341451 keeeeeeeeeeek what a joke
h
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>>341454 wholesome and based
>>341454 MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS!
Howling at this larp. Merry Christmas.
with so many people on the milleniyule we should already have enough to have a big based compound tbh smh
>>341461 Most of them aren't English, so it's not that many.
CRIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS May the Lord bless you in His own special way in this time and in a new year 2023. Thank you to the lad who recommended watching "Willow". It's a very good movie.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAY THE LORD ANSWER OUR PRAYERS THIS YEAR
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Santa's here!
I took my baby to her first Christingle service today. There were about one thousand people in attendance according to the verger.
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I hate the holidays I just want to live in a white race war ethnostate and either get rekt in combat perferably on camera so fags can laugh at my exploded corpse and make memes of me or as some hero who saved the white race.
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Merry Christmas to Ulster and Steiner and all the lads who managed to stay sane and not gay this year I dont post anymore but come here every now and again and the only two consistent lads I've seen are Steiner and Ulster so god bless you both
>>341474 merry christmas lad I hope you stayed sane. I think I am a nutter now though
>>341475 I've lost the plot but I cycle now and it helps a little bit
>>341474 get fucked namefag worshipper
>>341476 you cycle roids? or just bicycle? yeah I need to get a hobby covid ruined judo and the judo club lost access to their gym so I don't have any normalfag hobbies anymore was trying yoga to meet women but they are so cliquey its almost impossible to actually meet them
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>>341478 Bicycle Might try tren next year though Try a different place and get back into it tbh
Dunno what to suggest about women tbh
theres nowhere to meet women as a chudcel in the west its just not for us, its deliberate, at this point chuds can only count on luck and nothing else, its hell.
>>341482 yeah smh
>>341474 Merry Christmas lad
>>341483 its like a whole extra job ontop of having a job to get a femoid today women put zero effort into social situations you just have to do everything
>>341471 shut up larper we know you don't have a child
>>341486 lots of normalfags seem to manage tho, think its just us and the growing number of cringecels and chuds, seems like if you miss the boat on the teenage years seggs meme then you are fucked for life, its over, just cope with ideology now.
normalfags and Nearly incels who get a crumb of pussy and start acting superior to incels are honestly worse than foids, biggest simps ever.
Steiner did you see my OC >>341438 >>341439
christmas is ruined lads
yes I am awake at this time in an attempt to shoot down santa.
Merry CHRISTmas lads, don't consoom too much.
>>341488 yeah but also being a normalfag is fucking gay
>>341489 yeah nothing is worse than betabux fags, my brother got a gf this year he is almost 30 as well so some lass from his school years looked him up to lock in her betabux deano smh hope she doesn't fuck his life up but at least my family line might continue
>>341438 good lad keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>341496 >tfw went to all boys secondary school and also an autist. Never had a chance smh, I'm like a Korean farmer with access to no pussy. Steiner don't u have high school sweethearts knocking around?
>>341213 frankly top tier bait, here's a (You).
>>341489 true but the incel inferiority complex is as awful tbh. Im not interested in whether someone has had secks but achievement, or how much of a whining noise you make before I'm forced to swat you
ho ho ho btw faggoots hope you have a good one
>>341498 >Steiner don't u have high school sweethearts knocking around? kek I was a SSBM cargo pants cringecel playing gooms with dbz cringecel niggers in the computer lab
rejoice for he is born
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>>341454 Absolute nectar. >>341502 Good lad. I never should've had a highschool slagtart. Nearly drove me to murder suicide.
>>341483 Thinking of yourself as le chudcel might be part of your problem. You're just a man. Do what the other men do and sift through the shiters. >>341486 >Wahhhh! Wahhhh! It's a man's job to be protector and provider! >Nooooo! Not like that! Shut the fuck up Steiner >>341494 Based >>341502 We can tell. >>341503 GAUDETE! Off to read the books my loving family purchased for me in my velvetine shroud thing tbh
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Messing around in GIMP I accidentally made something that looks like it'd be a nice Christmas card.
>>341506 It looks like staring into the grinch's areshole.
>didn't get a house for Christmas
Taking the traditional Christmas poo.
Irie Christmas bredren https://youtu.be/QQpbcZ9ybcM
>>341508 How would santa transport that?
>>341511 Are you implying santa can't do what truckers can?
smh *stops believing in santa*
>>341512 smh it's not about the receiving.
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Merry Christmas lads, Good Yule as well >>341438 excellent!
How many bf in laws have you met so far lads?
>>341516 zero my daughter is only 11 months
What did you find under the Christmas tree? >Alex Jones Great Reset >set of chisels >woolly socks >fancy skin moisturisers >dymo embosser >streamer/tiktoker lights with a stand
>>341518 Sounds like a good haul.
>>341518 >6 pairs of socks >1 jacket >4 briefs Are you going to start streaming, lass?
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>>341518 Based. Already have a good set of chisels and gouges. Love woodcarving. Didn't get anything today but that's only because grandparents put money in me bank account for a new computer a few months ago.
>>341519 Baby daughter got a large silicone giraffe and Noah's ark toy. My lass got pearl earnings. Everyone is delighted. >>341520 I may start now but it is mainly for zoom zooms >>341521 What pc specs are you thinking? I start with woodcarving and more diy.
>>341518 Filipino peanut butter biscuits, Filipino chocolate peanut butter sticks, Japanese nut chocolate, leather oyster card holder, foot care scrapers, pummice stones, Turkish towel, MP3 player, jogging trousers, American chocolates, trainers, bamboo socks, portable powerbank.
I fell asleep and had a dream I was in the gym with Greg Doucette then intimidated some Deanos who were in the way of the machines.
Gary glitter is being paroled for Eurovision next year btw.
>>341523 >foot care scrapers, pummice stones I need these too. Are yours a particular brand? >MP3 player based /g/tard
>>341518 Some books on anthropology and clothes. Pretty epic.
>>341526 Bezox for the scraper, temple spring for the stones
anyone else not allowed to open presents till after xmas lunch? always been the way, feels shite to not have them first thing
>>341529 First thing when everyone wakes up for smee
>hypochondriac IT retard cousin nearly cancelled christmas by getting a cold and spreading the news around the family networks screeching about le coof >aunt, uncle and the other cousins all did one of the gay tests which just randomly say if you have it or not, four 50/50 chances of cancelling christmas or whatever thankfully it wasn't but if they make me wear a mask in the car it will be anyway
>>341529 Mum used to do the same whenever I would celebrate it at her and dad's house. And now I'm a Messianic Jew who shuns that feast for the Levitical ones. Related events? No? Yes? No? Yes, perhaps though in a broader sense such things are no doubt in some way connected.
>>341531 The tests unironically work. I don't lobotomize myself with them, I just spit and blow a farmers hanky on them but I've done about fifty of them for fun, all negative except the two or three I did when I really had covid which were all positive. Covid is a meme though and lasted two days even though my health is shite.
>And now I'm a Jew GET HIM LADS a festive lynching
>>341525 HEY JEWS! WATCHA GONNA DO NOW AMBACK WITH THE GOYS AGAIN!
>>341531 Je fucking QEEQ
>>341531 fauci them a science vaxmass for us lad.
Merry Christmas to all the good lads on /brit/
>>341533 The PCR tests aren't tests at all.
>>341539 *cocks rifle* Does that include me lad?
>>341541 it includes everyone who wasn't cringecel posting at 5am Christmas morning
>>341542 *sighs with relief* cheers lad, merry Christmas to you too
Merry Christmas Wessex, Westie, emo kiddeh, pembs, lew, Dorset, Jocko, Kay, bins, Martin, panz, Somerset, Steiner, leaf, spic, Ulster lad, Herts both variants, SA, puglad, madlad, BBK, filipina lass lad, auslad, merchant navy lad, guitar lad, cook.
Monarch*
>>341545 uhm aren’t you forgetting someone?
>>341547 We forgot to wish merry Christmas to 22st. His was last night smh
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Merry Christmas lads
>>341547 Myself? Haven't you worked out who I am lad?
>aren't you forgetting someone THE POOLAD! THE POOLAD IS RREEEEAAAAAAALLL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIaKEL6Y3rk
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Shnafternshnoon lids. Had my annual 6 month break from brit and back again. Hope you've been well.
>>341552 the usual ups and downs tbh merry chrimbo
>>341545 Merry Christmas lad
time to go stand out in the road and hope aunty turns up so I can go and sit awkwardly with the family after exhausting small talk in 5 minutes or less until evening
>>341555 Good luck la. I've chosen to forgo the family this year and stay at home demolishing a box of heroes in peace
caramel ones are like eating chocolate coated snot but much like safeguarding the white race I accept this burden willingly
>>341545 Merry Christmas lad. Shouldn't have left the bumders in tbh.
>>341555 Try and have fun lad >tfw you remember it's his last Christmas
>>341559 >spoiler lad are you memiing, what have I missed since I've been gone?
>>341560 He has been given a year to live in October unless he can get an organ donor, we thought he already died because he abruptly stopped posting for a few days. Probably the biggest and worst news in /brit/story lad
Nearly time for the first King's speech in seventy years tbh lads.
>turn on BBC >Programmecalled the Smeds and the Smoos keeeeeeeeek
>it's race mixing propaganda >Red race and blue race make a purple baby
>>341561 I hereby reserve my surprise in the event this turns out to be the set up for an elaborate, multiple month long wiggumpost or something smh Fucking hell lad, that's grim news. Hope the lad has a decent chrismuzz day at least. >>341563 keeeeeeeeeeeeeek >Smeds and Smoos creator explains ‘anti-Brexit’ message behind BBC’s Christmas cartoon it just gets better
>wake up >extreme heartburn >make profuse red vomitus of last night's wine in toilet ahhh~ at least it made me chatty enough to make a good impression on my relatives mewwy cwismas lads
>>341518 book on construction codes, a polartec with a hood, a massage gun and a makita shirt
>>341545 How long have you been away lad?
>>341568 You have autism
and that's based
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>>341572 ywn be a normalfag or have a gf
There is a remote possibilty for some of you. Even Steiner.
>>341573 Had a gf and have a few women interested after a month of looking. As for a normal fag? Don't intend to be one. Stop whining and get you some bitches,Steincel.
BBK just go back to spamming porn or something so I can filter you
I'm so glad the sneeds and the snorps racemixed lads.
>The guy called "the BumBum King" is one of the most sexually successful blokes here after that baby having lad I stand with the King!
>>341572 >told groomee I was feeling a bit down on christmas >she said sorry, she was busy >she was watching tiktoks while lying in bed
>>341528 cheers lad
>itchy anus episode
sneep snorp, right
>>341579 I'd be the perfect groomee chatmate for you 22
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this was my face expression at christmas eve family interaction time literally just sat there in silence and occasionally helped my cousins son with his lego build when he got stuck while completely zero interaction fagging with the normalfag trash who literally blew off my grandmas funeral and refused to come to church for her funeral and burial during mentiravirus who are all vaxxniggers. its interesting how my one cousin's wife was all prickly and unfriendly and then she sharted out a vaxxbaby last year at 36 and suddenly now she is in charge of my family. she was even giving me a hard time about not talking to people and I told her I have been coming here for 30 years on christmas eve and she has only been coming for about 6 or 7 years and that never once until now did she talk to me and that she was not in charge and then I got in trouble. smh fucking coward boomers have absolutely zero social will to do anything other than toil now, literally all space and all social power in western family and public situations has been given to lisa simpsons. you can only *exist* in these spaces either as a wholesome chungus type fag larping as a chad or as an incel
>>341585 a/s/l, lass?
>>341586 I qeeq
>>341587 22st? Did you leave out porridge for the Christmas gnome? Tell us about your Christmas day. Did you sneethe?
>>341587 16, f, Oslo
>>341589 I mostly seethed at being ghosted and ignored by groomee. Nothing much to report, just the closest family and I've already whipped them all into believing what I do And no, no porridge for the gnome >>341590 smh I don't believe you
>>341591 keeeeeeeeek based 22st but that Christmas gnome is going to get naughty. Be careful lad.
>>341591 I will never ignore you
>>341593 smh lad you're just going to go troonmode after LARPing as a lass in DMs with me, just like the-lad-whose-name-we-don't-speak smh
you-know-poo
>>341597 There's a bit of poo inside us all, no matter how we prep.
larping in my head about selling all my shite toxic polyester clothes and buying and wearing only cotton or wool again lads. not even wanting to be le epic rustic trad farmer manchild in flatcap and wool gilet, just want to not be under constant endochrine and bollock assault by the plastic jew made in by dirty brown hands in bangladesh smh
>>341599 >I want to do something but I'm worried people might think I'm[insert subculture/TV character/internet trope/etc] Just fucking do it mong.
>madlad yes hullo lad, happy christmas to you poo
>>341601 I'm not madlad. I'm 'ZA DESTROYER!
>>341602 >'ZA >the poster was banned for this post
>>341603 sneeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO2WzjMJeIo Wishing I could vore the enemies of the hu'white race as a werewolf like our pre-Christian ancestors again.
stinky pits and gritty crack
>>341606 how I love my post wank snack!
back home from christmas in the neet pit. completely full but I may tuck into the sweeties in my prezzy bag later. a great christmas as always. no politishits and no seethes at all, nobody got too drunk and everybody finished their plates. finished with chocolate cheesecake while watching the muppets christmas carrol waiting for my taxi. god bless us everyone.
>>341608 Wessex passed away while you were gone lad. I'm sorry to ruin your Christmas
magical mystery sneed
mommy got me a sailor moon blanket! oh my science!
and for my christmas dinner I had mushroom wellington, roast chicken, leek sauce, bread sauce, stuffing, broccoli, mash, roasties, parnsips and gravy followed by choccy lebkuchen, blowtorched christmas pudding and brandy butter, and for drinks I had bucks fizz, rose schloer and at least three glasses of mulled wine and it was very nice >>341518 a smaller christmas tree with a box of LED lights and ornaments so I can make my flat a bit festive, and some herbal teas >>341565 unfortunately it's trve smh I am offering £10k for a working unvaxxxed kidney tbh >>341586 very good lad
>>341572 I give up. Going to stop pretending I give a shit about other people, with their shit taste, their self-indulgence, their lack of discipline and unreliability. I will coast on for another couple of years, prepare a will leaving everything to my parents and jump off a cliff.
>>341613 never voluntarily end things lad so long as you live you can make niggercattle seethe merely by existing and have fun doing it by being a chud in public try grottymaxxing and leering at women at the very least
wish i had a chinky wife to spend the rest of my chinky life
>>341614 thanks lad. Don't like making people uncomfortable though
>>341616 so you're saying you still pretend to give a shit about other people even when it comes to your own person and inside your own mind
>>341613 >341614 Always take care of your personal hygiene and fitness. Consider getting involved with activism and/or religion.
>>341615 I used to wish I had a chinky wife, but now I think what with cultural differences it would just be suffering for me. My granddad was talking today about how all his siblings and cousins are dead and they had no spouses or offspring, so at least it runs in the family >>341617 I actually care deeply about other people but it wounds me to be amongst them not belonging, being tolerated but making people uncomfortable. I can't express love or appreciation well. >>341618 maybe I'll join local tennis club
>>341614 this I polface openly now was making george floyd references and was teaching my cousins kids to kneel on each other fuck the post boomer lisa simpson "IT HAS TO BE SAFE ALL THE TIME RICHARD OR ELSE I NEED MY XANAX WHY ISN'T TIMMY WEARING HIS MASK OVER HIS NOSE" gestalt of femoids running the family now. just make them seethe by existing. so many people are hanging on by a thread as well rn and just keeping up the checkbox life appearances to make you seethe because the only thing they have left is at least they are doing better than chudlet. meanwhile all westoids have never gone a day without eating since ww2 or even american civil war era so all these fake and gay relationshites you see are really situationships because can you really trust the loyalty of a westoid thot when she is hungry and can't charge "they" phone lad?
>>341620 keeeek unfathomably based lad here's hoping you can save those kids so they survive the cooming collapse and become based chud warlords
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its also interesting how topical most normalfags are its like they got mindwipped like from men in black. was at c-mas and boomer dad was doing some melodramatic narcissistic "im not ill" impression to harvest loosh from the lisa simpson cousins and talking about me as if I was not there and then the lisa simpsons reaffirmed my reduction in social caste by commenting in a "gruff" manner how I was into macho construction stuff, etc. etc. when this entire scenario was predicated on the vaxx shite in the first place. and they all forgot about the years of me being some bookish williamoid uni toiler who hung about in the library and was a turbo nerd with no friends
>>341621 yeah this one kid was bullying another cousins child and twisting his hand until he cried so I taught him a judo escape for if they try to twist you hand by grabbing your wrist with your other hand and pulling your twisted hand into your chest and rolling over their arm and then told him not to let people ever bully you like that. then watched him go punch the other kid in the face keeeeek got in trouble for being the unreconstructed chud uncle. smh my cousins betabux williamoidic slaveboy husband just sat there like a robot while this kid was beating up his nephew he was almost 40 as well.
>>341622 I think it's a protective mechanism that keeps them from going "insane" (seeing reality and not being able to handle it) the vast majority of the population is like that too, nothing outside of whatever is on the current news cycle or whatever they have made the core of their personality is retained for longer than the space of a single conversation >>341623 wew smh good thing you were there to help the little lad or else another learned helplessness incel and fakechad bully type would have happened
>>341624 >learned helplessness incel and fakechad bully type yeah could already see that happening one lad was raised well mannered by his mummy who is my cousin but became divorced and remarried some fat dyke who clearly is trying to nonce the older daughters but he is the youngest boy and a redhead and very short so he always got bullied by his siblings then his one cousin was trying to bully him as well and take advantage of that "play nice" training so I told him to never let people treat him bad even if he gets in trouble keeek. I remember letting sub-chads bully me the same way. the best feeling ever as a kid is beating up fake chads who try to mogg you. wish I had learned it earlier. keeek
>>341625 you have a lesbo cousin with kids? this society, it deserves to collapse.
>>341626 yeah she had a chad husband who was a 6'0'' blond haired midwest chad type guy who became a superintendent of an entire county school system before he was 30 and she was a nurse and he made more than her lisa simpson job and she seethed or something so she divorced him but didn't want to marry another man so some dyke nurse from her job grimma wormtounged into her life and now there is this fat ugly dyke bitch in all the pics of her seasons greetings cards resting her arm over the shoulder of my cousins like 10 year old daughters smh. makes me see blood red but my dad told me its "not my business" and to "support the family".
her sons seem to be good lads though I think their dad unbrainwashes the leftist shit from them when he has them
>>341629 tbh yeah I agree I just want society to collapse. seeing a decent upright aryan stereotype (both blond haired cheerleader/football chad letterman jacket type) had the whole super trad catholic wedding 5 hours long in latin shite and then just divorcing and becoming a dyke and lezzing out with some fat bitch who clearly has nonce vibes is just too much JUST for me. I always knew I would never be a true chad like that guy and even he got fucked utterly in divorce.
https://youtu.be/Z3PudkEZL3M >when he starts listing the shite the government spends money on KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>341631 >unholy alliance
im so.... le full.... >>341630 yeah fuck women.
keeeeeeeeeeeek they spend almost a million dollars injecting beagles with cocaine and 200k on if thanos could snap his fingers
>>341634 it's serious scientific endeavours lad
thought the whole point of the purple ballchin capeshit plotline was to prepare the niggercattle for the idea of being summarily executed and wiped out by various means so that the standard of living of the elite could be maintained tbh
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>>341635 ITS. FUCKING. SCIENCE.
>>341636 i wish the elite had a reasonable enough agenda of maintaining humanities population at a sustainable level. in reality they're decadent spoiled brats that like flooding good countries with niggers because it makes them feel good, they arent smart, they have no beautiful greater ideals they just do what makes them feel good.
>>341636 but why vaxx whitoids and then allow niggers to migrate? literally all overpopulation is shitskins just kill all the shitskins and gooks and the earth is saved
>>341639 whites are too dangerous to live only racemixxed 80iq machine operators and their overlords are the future I suppose they think it'll be easy enough to cull the rest of the niggers in the end, probably through some sort of ill-fated biological weapon born out of massive arrogance and the belief that they will get it right and not kill off everything including themselves
>for christmas we're having another polface debate about conspiracies and why hitler was right and should have won
>>341634 > and 200k on if thanos could snap his fingers Wut?
>>341644 Read recently how the whole Nimitz UFO disclosure shit is a cover-up for the fact that the AWSAP programme gave Robert Bigelow 20 million dollars to look for werewolves at the skinwalker ranch
steiner's seething reminded me of my older brother's mischling half-kikess gf, uptight middle class princess who's always making a scandal about her gluten intolerance (omg!) blobbling around the house in head-to-toe buttmatrix "fitness clothing" spandex jungle fuck costume. last time she was staying with us my mom tested covid positive and this yenta cunt turned machiavellian ice cold on a dime, telling my mom she wasn't permitted to come out of her bedroom IN HER OWN HOME and my mom was so nervestruck by the sheer impropriety she burst out into sobs (something I'd never seen before) pic related her facial twin
>>341646 Should have threatened to shove her into your oven.
Definitely bloatmaxxing right now.
>>341644 Queeesh!
>>341646 you failed to defend your mummy?
I'm sure we tried to boycott yorkshire tea over something a 3 or 4 years ago, probably bum-related things if I had to guess. Can any of you lads remember what it was? Sister bought me some of their tea bags for crimbo even though I don't drink caffeine at home smh.
>>341650 my mom ended up acquiescing to her demands, probably bc she didn't want to come between the girlfriend and my brother. in fact nowadays my mom sings the praises of this girl, to "support" my brother's happiness and keep up the appearance of middle class all's well normalcy. that's the only way feminist boomer moms know how to draw the love of their children, "supporting" them in everything, even as they walk off a cliff
>>341652 If you cant even defend your mummy from the jews how can you defend your nation? you're dismissed private.
>>341652 >moms KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IT'S SPIC!!
>>341651 they explicitly called out laura towler and affirmed their antiwhiteness when she recommended their tea it's why the meatybrap's tea and covfefe business started
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>>341656 go on hahahah go on! chop yer own head off!! hahhahaha
JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 DICK is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He's SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, "OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷" OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your SLUTTY 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 COCK 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌️THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you'll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆! Send 📧 to 🖖NINE🖐️ NAUGHTY 😏 HOES 💁‍♂️ to make THIS ⭐2022⭐ YULETIDE 🎄 GAY 🏳️‍🌈
ban this sick filth
had to poost it on one of the dago boards to make sure emojis still work on moe smh
Steiner and spic
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>>341655 Fucking hell, really? It's my favorite tea. If PA's is at least half as nice and reasonably priced, I would switch... for the hu'white race.
so full and holding in sick yet im still eating
>>341545 love you
drinking baileys lads
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>341658 Homosexual recruitment literature. Clear off
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>can't stop fantasising about having multiple breeding sows
schooled my nephew 6-0 at Fifa he was nearly crying. Sister was raging and said I should of went easy on him but that would of been even crueller
>Lesbian vampire killers I'm going to personally crush the entire jews to death
I should send Steiner over to crystal.cafe, it might actually kill him.
>>341673 This place screams "BBK porn spam" tbh.
Merry /brit/mas, lads
>>341674 I wish BBK was here tbh. I love his gentle horns. His huge Aryan bulge. He would truly destroy all niggers once and for all.
>>341675 IT'S A BBK KRISTMAS!
>>341545 Aw thanks lad, Merry Christmas to you too
>>341545 guitar lad is merchant navy lad.
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>>341679 >Guitarlad joined the (((merchant))) navy
>>341673 just had a look around tbh it's pretty awful even if half of them are probably larping troons
Spam them with all your chuds tbh.
>>341682 I fucking hate that fucking Hungarian slut bitch cunt
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN SMELL MEMORIES
All together now
Coloured glass stones
>>341686 I'M THE SNEEEEEEDER OF THE GANG!
HE'S THE BREEDER OF THE RACE
>>341686 >>341688 >>341689 keeeeeeeeeeeeeek verygoodlads
>/brit/ has fully embraced noncism
>>341691 >/brit/ has fully embraced noncism what else is new
>>341686 >guitarists in black kkk outfits keek
Reading his wiki article he really seems like a proper nonce tbh but I guess once you're a nonce you also get these people trying to frame you to milk you for money or whatever smh.
>>341694 sea monkeys aren't people
>>341695 tbh expats for are gary
whats a crystal cafe? smh one single t-34/85 defeated all my armour, 1 pzr IV, one pzr III, a czech converted tank and a marder II which scored three hits.
>>341697 imageboard for women supposedly real ones and not troons but they don't seem to actually enforce or vet anything it's pretty bad, stuff like "how do you take advantage of men" and so on
>>341697 russia stronk
>>341529 the way I used to do it when I was young was that you get to pick one present to open early on christmas eve and then open the rest on christmas morning >>341545 Merry Christmas to you too, lad t. spic >>341515 >>341567 baste orcas >>341572 my cousin has a cute gf, proud of him, especially since she's white (his last gf was a becky spic). female cousin has a bf as well, younger cousin pointed out that he looks like the chad meme which was funny. proud of them tbh but now I'm the odd one out that's all alone, dressed in black, quiet, awkward, excessively polite. granted it's always been like that but even moreso now. part of the reason I kinda want a gf is just to bring her to family gatherings to show her off and be like.. normal, you know? like not a loser. she'd have to be really classy and pretty though, not a thot and not a becky, and obviously white there's such a contrast between the talmudvision playing the stupid american football with the fat niggers running around in tights smashing into eachother in between commercials with all niggers everywhere, with the wholesome white family watching it as if it's all completely normal >>341599 got rid of my polyester bathrobe and got a 100% cotton one, it's less warm/comfortable but oh well at least it's not attacking my testosterone levels >>341608 yeah mine was nice too, food was very good we had delicious prime rib and a giant stuffed lobster >>341654 nah I'm spic >>341697 crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm are two 'imageboards for females'. crystal cafe is trannies LARPing as women while lolcow.farm is TERFs that are obsessed with "gentle femdom". basically 4/10 misandrist femcel women that fantasize about having a chad as a pet
>>341700 Spig come to Planet B you are wanted there
>>341701 `No he is not
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>>341701 I tried. got further than before, it used to give me a white screen, but still doesn't work
Schneedvening lids, the night ended in tears with a pointless family fight over nothing, alcohol just now wearing off tbh
well if somebody has the ability to contact Sperg tell her I said Merry Christmas/Yule >>341704 rip lad
Death stranding is free on the Epic games store btw lads, deal ends soon
>>341704 tbh, knew something like that would happen this year so I preemptively ruined christmas by not going to dinner and ruining christmas. Sometimes you just can't win. Your tears or theirs la
>>341707 theirs, it was over nothing tbh but there was some tension earlier in the night when I expressed my chud opinions and got hounded until I acquiesced though.
>>341708 they put on the news for a minute and it was the ukraine shite and we were talking about it. I managed to keep it bottled in, my cousin was complaining about how they sent so much money to the ukraine and only spent $10b on the electric grid. I tried to redpill a bit, saying "all this because they wanted the ukraine to join NATO", "they also sent $10b to Taiwan to agitate China", but geopolitics wasn't interesting to him so I just agreed about the wasting money thing
think it was last year he said, "you know who's a great statesman? that Ron Desantis" which was the moment I realize all of the media shilling for DeSantis was working like a charm
finishing off the night with a boost choccy and an episode of hornblower christmas, which unfortunately didnt sound great for you lads was a success shnite
>>341712 shnila
mummy keeps giving my chocolates
>>341715 cheat days until jan 1st tbh
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NO MUMMY I AM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES I DON'T WANT TO WATCH SOME SHITE GOYSLOP MOVIE AND DO "FAMILY TIME" SHITE I AM A 32 YEAR OLD MAN WHO CANNOT AFFORD TO LIVE ON MY OWN BECAUSE OF THIS KIKE NIGGER SOCIETY AND NONE OF THAT BOTHERS YOU BUT ME WANTING TO GOOM IN PIECE IN QUIET DOES
>>341716 I should have waited until after Christmas to do keto. wasn't really keto today, I minimized carbs but I still had some breadcrumbs in the stuffed lobster and also an Irish coffee. they asked me if I wanted coffee and I said sure because I wanted caffeine for the drive home but then I took a sip and it was sweet, boozy, tasted way too good to be just coffee. then when I put the mug in the sink I noticed a nip of Irish whiskey >>341717 >bah, humbug cmon lad it's the comfiest day of the year, try to be comfy
>>341719 >4chan
https://youtu.be/4CIzuSYbzlk there is a chimpout going on in buffalo rn because of the blizzard causing WROL
FRESH JOOMER DABBING ON ZOGBOTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrIHl5btRM
>>341723 Is Buffalo in New York? That's a pretty big city isn't it?
Don't kill me, ah I'm an incel with a purpose, you have ur mother's eyes
yhinking of ditching woes from my mp3 player picks
Report on the Investigation of UFO Experiences on a Rocky Mountain Ranch http://www.bedtime-stories.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/APRO-1978-FULL.pdf
>>341732 sneeb
>8moe /x/ exists but only has one contentless post
you shouldn't get involved in witchcraft and sorcery lad
>>341645 >>341735 it was a pretty interesting report tbh, very spooky military base right next to a ranch around which two demon-ayy-agarthan-bigfoot factions are apparently fighting somewhat want to believe in this stuff tbh because it makes the real and confirmed elite conspiracies we know about a little less incomprehensibly evil when juxtaposed
He's literally me.
>>341736 You don't even need the existence of these things; the actions of our elite sometimes make sense if you assume some of them believe this schizo ayy nonsense.
TIMES ARE HARD AND FRIENDS ARE FEW BIG FOOT HAS A MASSIVE COCK AND HE'S GONNA BUM YOU
>>341738 we do already have plenty of evidence for satanic cults in the elite smh wouldn't be surprised if there were alien cults too except instead of heavens gate where retards suicide themselves they decide to kill off everyone else smh
Who still on the family circuit here?
Bumbum are u close with your mummy?
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>>341743 Never seen a redguard lich before.
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You have entered MY realm, soyjak. Here it is always grinchmas.
>>341545 thanks lad
>>341736 reading now, thanks for the proper /x/ellence
>>341716 >cheat days until 1st Jan Same here, will get back on keto in the new year and get properly ripped Already been off for a week and feel fat as fuck


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