need to bumbaclart building jumper video please and thank you lad

sneed the* smh

>>369219 Wew I guess the new generation of Pakis and wogs can't into engrish.

Oh apparently the DM has put up the grammer test questions and not the reading comprehension questions. Not that I imagine they'd be much more difficult.

>>369223 lad? >>369225 >>369226 tbh assuming that this is just a sign that critical mass of brownoids has been achieved

>>369227 It's a video of a nigger in manhattan committing suicide by jumping from a building, but the nigger filming shouts "BUMBACLAAAART" when he jumps. It got posted here at least once, so I'm assuming someone (probably steiner) still has it. It was on Liveleak but that's not an option anymore.

>>369227 Yeah that may be part of it but the other might be the standard of foid teaching to children has dropped so far that they're not even meeting the minimum level of primary school education anymore.

I don't think I saved the original or any of the edits. Damn Essex still used to post when that was first put up here.

Had a massive poo

>>369228 Liveleak finally shoah'd? I remember it being the least tryhard edgy of reality news aka gore sites. What got them? >>369231 #MeToo at 5 this morn tbh.

>>369229 yeah smh expecting people to do their jobs these days is verboten (unless it's a huwhite man in which case he has to work twice as hard but men aren't allowed to be teachers because all men are rapists) >>369231 good lad

the questions are easy but I always autistically overthink these questions as there are interpretations in the wording in tests a lot of the time which is what always tripped me up, not the question itself rather what exactly the questions mean by that.

>>369233 It went down about 2 years ago lad. I think the statement the owner gave when they pulled it was something like "the gore just wasn't entertaining anymore". Sounds bollocks tbh, probably a lie.

Also women don't care about the truth or reality they only care about inclusivity and making everyone feel good so they constantly push for tests to be made easier, they'd rather everyone pass an easy test than have anyone fail a normal one.

>>369236 >>369233 All the popular gore sites went down at the same time, its all about control and stopping uncomfortable reality being made available to the public

>>369235 Yeah it's like those political compass tests. >>369236 Shows how long ago I last willingly watched any snuff. >>369238 >its all about control and stopping uncomfortable reality being made available to the public Tbh. Might not like them anymore but they still served some purpose.

>>369237 That's why no tests, all coursework is the ultimate feminised education. Ends up being exclusionary to zoomie sigmacels who would otherwise never work with anyone and skip 2/3rds of years 10 and 11 but still pass the GCSEs because only literal retards can fail them now.

>want to go for a walk >there are people outside

>>369241 hate it when they do that smh

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1656827953282416642 The sad voice he puts on. How can anyone bother watching this smh

>>369243 niggercattle watch this shite because if affirms the beliefs that were instilled in them from watching this shite

>putin still hasn't sacked shoigu or gerasimov russia deserves to lose at this point tbh

Some nog lunatic on sky news giving a raving anti white speech gloating over that marine being charged for putting in work on the train nog, whites in america literally can't so much as lay a finger on niggers without being strung up by their jewish terrorist state.

>>369246 like harming a cow in india smh

>>369244 tbh religious sermons like wews said

>>369245 they're great for soaking up all the failures and frankly it's probably better to avoid having a Schism with the chief of the army when the army is more likely to listen to him whether or not he's sacked.

Seething poos God they hate us keeeeeeeeeeeeek These comments are gold https://twitter.com/UnSubtleDesi/status/1656943037661220868

>>369250 keeeeeeeeeeeek they like every other group of immigrant filth survive because the entirety of the zog world order protects and coddles them

I want it https://www.standard.co.uk/homesandproperty/property-news/entire-military-fort-on-sale-wales-price-of-london-home-b1023293.html

Not an extremist, me. Just want to protect the future for our white kids.

>>369249 prioritising loyalty over competence is a retarded idea when russia is essentially in a fight for its existence

I can't believe Musk got a WEF board member as a CEO of twitter what the fuck. What was the point of it all then *screams*

>>369255 he needed to placate them to get advertisers back otherwise the company would go under, adl have done a number on him

Nonwhites just perpetually seething over being conquered by the empire hundreds of years ago

Russia are fucking losers and are losing like losers!

>>369258 are they based and going to fight israel or the saudis or are they cringe and going to fight syria?

baking camembert and tiger baguette slices with iceberg lettuce, followed by lime cheesecake for dinner

>Some retards actually believe that Queen Charlotte was a nigger KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>369223 >>369228 I KNOW I have the original somewhere, but can't find it, I've tried looking for it a number of times in the past to no avail.

>Claims that Queen Charlotte may have been of black or Sub-Saharan ancestry emerged in the mid-twentieth century.[77] The idea originated with writer J. A. Rogers's 1940 book Sex and Race: Volume I DOUBLE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK It's this cunt again! Every one of these claims goes back to this fucking nigger having power fantasies in the 1940s lmao

shout out to all my real niggas

>>369265 No dey got a nigga in gold chainz!

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>>369254 well if russia falls into civil war then it would be even more fucked.

>>369245 >russia deserves to lose at this point tbh So does NATO/Ukraine though, so....

death, death ruin and destruction to all and everything leave no stone unburnt tbh

>>369267 >Virgin Mountain Ah, 22st's lesser know nickname

>>369271 keeeeeeeeeeek also suggested by 22st

the resemblance is.... uncanny....

>>369255 https://twitter.com/DrLoupis/status/1657080459598127104 *screams* >content moderation *screams*

>>369274 smh look more like the lad n the left now *screams*

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1657078723278172160 *screams*

put a film on already tbh I'm falling asleep after being on badscreen toiling all day having some kind of autistic hypersensitivity episode too and will end up spending 8 hours in bed itching at nothing again just like last night smh

>>369279 wew had one of those last night my foot is really bloody and so are my sheets.

>autistic hypersensitivity episode lad you ate a kilo of cheese and sugar for dinner your body is in mild hyperglycemic shock

>>369280 smh >>369281 KEEEEK smh

It’s over https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65574826

DAVID DAVIS HAS RESIGNED

Everything is rigged

>>369287 prefer jojo's tbh

LET MY FELLOW MANLET TALK!!! erm…breaches impartiality…. BUT HE DESERVES TO! REEEEEEEEE ( in hindu )

>>369292 imagine picking them up by the feet and spinning around at a high speed to smash their heads into a brick wall tbh

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>>369293 Can’t say I wouldn’t enjoy watching that on repeat tbh

>>369295 >that pic keeek I was reading desert shithole war memoirs at toil today and whenever foid "soldiers" are mentioned it really is always in the context of rear echelon roles or as holes

FRESH BRITISH POLITICS >UNDERCOVER In The Camps Of Northern France https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8dLZysxu0

I like how he says he went undercover "as an NGO" like he is an entire organisation by himself

>>369243 >” let me explain what you just saw.” I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK! kek, no thanks you effeminate four eyed freak Just waiting for him to dress up as Lily Savage now. Won’t be long.

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>no film about vampire arms dealer cage causing, profiting from and fighting in ultraviolent bloody wars come on hollywood give us some fackin kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K1jBbq6zRo

big wedge in nebraska

>>369302 CAM ON NACHURE FLATTEN SAM FACKIN NIGGERS

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TOTAL WOMAN DEATH

>>369309 his viking ancestors would be proud

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Turkish_presidential_election erdogaybro's.....

>>369311 maybe they'll start a civil war if the libtards win

need a count ACKula pepe tbh

>>369312 actually has a nice arse ngl

the lads on that storm earlier got inside the core of the tornado in their armoured car. 200mph-rated anemometer got destroyed https://youtu.be/mRw_I-PyUHw

tories are nonces https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-65557543

>>369318 would never guess it to look at him

https://twitter.com/AyaIsleemEn/status/1657058333105217536 oh sneed

Some lad walked past and said I looked like I'ma CIA agent

Bongo buttocks

>>369321 >Some lad walked past and said I looked like I'ma CIA agent he's right

>>369323 He's wrong, I'm 88th Brigade.

https://youtu.be/8mxrLRdxiUs *drops down from valhalla to save the white race at the last minute

>>369312 Makes me seethe and also laugh that she rode the cock carousel in her prime and is now going mad with her coven in her 30s, seems like divine justice in a sense but also its bad for the shite race.

>>369325 How art thou this evening Steiningsnorb?

>large military base in luhansk hit by ukrainian cruise missiles that britain just provided Putin might as well just nuke ukraine to save himself the embarrassment of losing a war against a shithole like ukraine tbh, utterly retarded shite.

trust the plan, Berlin in 2 weeks

these 77thg Brigade posters

At least we will sea an East Prussia in are thyme.

ZELESNKY HAS CROSSED THE DON

>>369326 she is still fit enough for me tbh but yeah she is very much a sacrificial offering to the lisa simpson thoughtform

>>369327 could be better tbf

>>369335 lad that pic you posted is literally from a decade ago, I remember years ago seeing an image of her dating history and she has literally had 20 boyfriends and that was 7 years ago, shes totally ran through.

suicidal ideation hitting again

Emma What Sons?

So barren.

>>369337 *strokes your pig form*

>>369338 yeah I know I am supposed to follow the incel program of gaslighting myself into thinking women all magically become ugly from 30-40 then become milfs except emma watson is literally my age so she doesn't look that old compared to a zoomer

>>369343 lad she looks awful and hollow now, when women get to that age without children they start to degrade quickly

>>369340 lel

emma watson was hot for like two movies ok thank you.

>7cb8a7 be talking about the first two Yo, ban this nigga!

she is still fit sorry I disagree I know its kino to bully femoids for le wall meme and she has hit the wall but she is still fit regardless waste of a femoid but she was a sacrifice to the lisa simpson archtype as I said to make the millennial generation of femoids enact the lisa simpson trope

>>369347 her most sex movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballet_Shoes_(film)

thats also the gay vegan diet but at least she isn't a fat bitch like jessica simpson became

>>369352 the cope is as real as the wall

men will fuck literally anything so the wall doesnt really exist tbh. more incel cope.

>>369354 tbh

venezuela tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LorHFjCBK0

https://youtu.be/TKs4fwhDTng its literally happening in the south but southerners are still not doing anything about it

https://youtu.be/NV7gI9vZuAQ . . . lads . . . he's literally me . . .

>>369358 he is going full polface keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>4chud is anti-Putler Why?

>>369363 Full of CIA agents like it has been for like 8 years

>>369363 nafo shill brigades

>>369363 havent you heard? zelenskike is the only world leader that supports white nationalist so you have to support him

>>369331 tbh, I often wonder where madlad's actual credentials lie.

libtards owned

leftists in ireland set up a tent city around some squatted building to house migrants and the locals fucking torched it lmfao. https://twitter.com/RealMessageEire/status/1657136322216091654 https://twitter.com/RealMessageEire/status/1657137614544052225 https://twitter.com/gearoidmurphy_/status/1657154364606148608

>>369370 based, feared this would fizzle out but looks like the paddies actually put in work

>>369370 based hope they and you lads throw all the foreigners out every last one

>>369375 choo betta watch yooself homez these streets belong to Los Hermanos Blanco

>>369376 https://youtube.com/shorts/etejU69km3I?feature=share

>no armoured remote-controlled micro-dozer to safely subdue the suspect with amateurs

https://youtu.be/BYDtRvsZmLc Luvving the Jewish announcer guy just standing in the middle looking side to side

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001kx5s >Melvyn and guests discuss the battle of Crecy, is it me or has Melvyn been a bit more doddery on recent releases?

>>369380 kino

>>369233 Liveleak removed all the gore many years ago, maybe 5+ at this point. they continued to operate as a niche video site with some funny stuff popping up occasionally until they went down completely. this is a gem that I found one day

>>369386 luv this one tbh

Morning fellow loyal zionists

>>369318 true but >Former Labour MP

>>369389 smh antifa really are the most coddled bunch of useful idiots there's ever been

https://youtu.be/1Ud9FNzrScQ 4:18 That mature student or teacher, I can't tell what he thinks.

https://youtu.be/fLxT_NSuS4Y Rich international school kid lip dubs

glad the elites are mongs

>>369394 It's a double edged sword.

BumBum jinxed it smh

>>369396 >that gay little skip and jump the depooty does keeeeek

Pigs do fly

>>369398 Been flick through their modern day bible to see what they’re getting up to lately. See how long we’ve got left before they just take over the world tbh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65309688 >soft spoken chads

At last! Never forget! Papua New Guinea next!

>>369402 seems like a good man tbh >>369403 surprised they managed to hold out this long tbqh

>>369403 the reason why Switzerland is so rich is because they pulled all the gold teeth out of jevvs' mouths before bug spraying them in wooden shacks

Lisa Simpson bullied by le proud unhinged give me dignity american black man, white simp cuck surprised pikachu face

>>369405 Kemal Kilicdaroglu is the pro-globohomo candidate. He's pushing for a pro-west anti-Russia stance, complete with the LGBT and feminist agenda

Nosemong squeezing in some actual politics in-between film reviews and gaming streams https://odysee.com/@MarkCollett:6/Local-Elections-2023:6

>>369408 the other angle to it though is that erDOG is some haji churka wog, not even a real türk, and he's genociding the real t*rkoids with mass afghan/paki/arab double-shitskin invasion because the t*rks are atheist european liberal cucks which conflicts with erDOG's vision of a jingoist islamist neo-ottoman t*rkey. that's why he's losing the election, ordinary t*rks are pissed at their ethnic replacement and also the severe inflation and terrible economy

>>369412 >their only two choices are ethnic replacement now or gayism now and ethnic replacement later maybe we aren't so different

>>369412 a fair point. I work with a Turk woman, and certainly she's a liberal slag that dislikes Erdoğan, but that's to be expected for such people who dislike any form of disciplined, orderly society. He'll probably lose because of a combination of the earthquake and post-covid weakness though. That, or Erdoğan will remain and have his legitimacy disputed, becoming another firm Russian ally once the west turns on him

>>369413 pembs will have the latter

What would u tell him to avoid the ethnic replacement future lids?

>>369416 niggers, jews bad news

>>369416 ataturk? despite being based and kino he was a blanda upp advocate iirc smh

>>369416 stay alive a few more years, invade the Soviet Caucasus, annex Azerbaijan, bring the oil to Germany

vgh... what could have been...

Do trannies wear hijabs in mosques?

>>369389 Sewell is the guy that joel does his streams with when blair is busy, he just did one yesterday https://youtu.be/tIzUh1rmjqo

>>369411 Finally forced to the table of politics after the group split.

>>369384 thats one fit Norteña

>>369388 tbh looking back at riff raffs meme videos from 2011 era I can see that sam hyde actually stole alot of his aesthetic from them. wish sam would fuck off he is a hasbeen

>>369392 >high school girls today have cattle nose rings

>>369399 he had been shot 3 times in the leg lad

>>369416 I would have said kalispera and shot him in the face so the greekoids could take back their lands

>>369428 based

>>369426 >today Try 15 years ago. Smh.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK https://looksmax.org/threads/nothing-like-bleeding-after-a-bonesmashing-session-rate-my-results-biggest-descension-ever-part-three.528252/

>>369431 He looks like an Oblivion character.

>>369431 surely this isn't real

>>369431 >>369433

>>369431 mental illness smh poor lad

>>369433 a single looksmax incel got him to bogmaxx by telling him his eye area looks like shit when he was only 14 keeeeek poor lad >December 25th, James asks for a rating in private message on this site with a user whom shall not be named to rate his eye area >Unexpectedly for James, the user says his eye area is utter dogshit, and that he needs to rope, he will never find love if he doesn't get uee filler, canthoplasty, and orbital implants.

>>369436 younguns should not be allowed on the internet tbh it's utter poison that will pick at every single doubt that you have about yourself like a loose thread on a shirt if you let it smh

he's way down the in the bog bayou now

>>369438 tbf kids do that to the low status kids in secondary school anyway.

night lads >>369440 tbh all the behaviours involved are natural and serve a purpose but now it's amplified so instead of one lad getting bullied by ten it's one lad getting bullied by a thousand while ninety nine walk free the dose makes the poison smh

>>369438 >that will pick at every single doubt that you have about yourself well every flaw with your appearance brings your chances of attracting a fertile young female closer to zero

Went for a walk and then did some stretches. Feels great. We're gonna make it

>>369441 I don't know lad, a lot of it just came across as cruel and an attempt to reaffirm their own positions in the giant carnivorous social pecking order that is teenage school life.

this bitch used to hold birthday celebrations for bashar al assad now shes sucking zogs dick left and right https://www.timesofisrael.com/italy-far-right-leader-once-hailed-hezbollah-iran-as-defenders-of-syrian-christians/

>>369431 >>369433 Incel imageboard. I need your strongest looksmaxxing infographics, I'm going into a social situation.

She shnells shnea shnells by the shnea shnore Have shnex inshells go and get a whore

>>369448 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*screams*

>>369452 She should do a crossover with Kay's good cooking

coloniseable tbh

>>369454 typical frenchman behaviour.

>>369455 >french

Remembering the qt soft spoken womanlet at cadets who was always nice to smee and got me to briefly dance with her at a christmas party once and the times she irl buttmatrix flexed in front of everyone including when she went b*sexual kissing and swapping chewing gum with a chav slag.

Great, my boyfriend found a brazillian gf. Fuck's sake

https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1657233954905235456 Watching it again

People: You need to send your children to school so they can learn and become socialised keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>369460 the consequences of female dominated mentor roles (also niggers) also relevant dutty >Study: People Increasingly Becoming Teachers For Selfish Reasons, No Sense Duty to the Kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se72XYJvqFg

>>369459 thats how the enemies of the shite race will be executed within the ethnostate

SUMO SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iLKOzm4vZI

>>369462 >the screams of them as they are pulled towards certain death while hearing the people before them get crushed

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>>369466 neither of those

>>369467 >neither lad there are three

>>369463 just had westoid sumo about 10 mins ago

>>369469 >his head getting redder in real time

>>369469 boogie didnt throw one punch smh

>>369459 really think these mongs are contracted by competetors in those businesses to cause them to consolidate under WEF control

>>369472 is that actually boogie keeek >>369473 yeah every "green" group is bought and owned by some special interest

>>369469 keeek I thought boogie was gonna die?

https://youtu.be/dO-dS4zPdbE BIG

>>369469 >heaviest lad won Maybe I shouldn't lose weight >had to pause the match because boogie's pants started falling down >they taped his pants to him keeeeeeeeeeeeeek

I don't think Boogie managed a single punch

Typical of Boogie is he says he'll do things but then doesn't, or halfasses them, probably didn't do any proper training or gave up early.

22st wants to watch this So we're probably going to end up watching this His vote overrides everybodies for some reason smh

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>>369477 keeek

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>>369484 wew that lass looks kind of like my new groomee

22st literally has the kinographical sensibilities of a menopausal catwoman looks like complete shit synopsis: An Icelandic man in his 40s lives with his mother and works as ground staff at a nearby airport. He is involved in miniature wargaming in his spare time. On his 42nd birthday Fúsi gets a break from his daily routines when he is enrolled in a dance class. He falls in love but his depressive girlfriend leaves him. He helps his ex-girlfriend to find happiness by turning a dump into a flower boutique shop. Fúsi, at the edge of falling back to his routines, decides to make changes for himself and takes a trip to Egypt and slowly smiles.

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>>369486 at least it is different

I guess it hits too close to home for Wessex smh. Why can't you just relate like I do

Having a wholesome wargamer moment

>>369490 He's more of a CMDR Knightmarez than 22st

Eurovision 2023 begins. In my home city. Let the bants . . . commence!

>>369427 I thought that was the other zoggie

>We're not in Liverpool we're in Lviverpool NOOOOOOOOOO

*approaches you to demand sneed coin*

>>369431 >Try to Chadmaxx >end up getting called a bum smasher Keek

Should've been my favourite neckbeard Frank Hassle giving him a beaten tbh.

Austria starting the night with their Edgar Allen Poe song. Fucking retarded. Bitches are fat too. Hence why they aren't moving about the stage much. Awful staging and terrible song. 1 out of 5 parliamentary penguins kicking Edgar Allen Poe (hit like and subscribe if you get the reference).

>>369496 >you look a bit like Richard Ramirez >some bone smashing later >evening, ladies

there's a lad on here that obviously enjoys that forum or one like it tbh.

Portugal with jaunty tune in Portuguese. Elements of Portuguese music. Very fun. Her voice is capable but not incredible. Beautiful costume. I give it 4 out of 5 mulattoes!

Switzerland with a bland ballad. Anti-War song. Staging is too flashy for my liking. It's giving me epilepsy. His English is clearly non-native. Poor show from Switzerland. His voice is decent but the song doesn't do him justice. Very generic ballad. I give it 3 out of 5 Cantons.

>>369501 >Beautiful costume. Bit gay, lad

This Polish slag is back. Pronouncing baby like "baybur". Nice staging. Ugly woman. Voice is . . . OK. Not particularly well showcased by the song. The staging is very attractive. The blandness of the song really detracts from everything. I give this performance 3 out of 5 partitions.

Serbia with a mech suit. Song is decent. The singer is good but not pushing himself too much. Computer game inspired elements and staging. Amusing. Singing in Serbian with English thrown in. Something strangely subdued about the performance though. I give it 3 out of 5 ex-Communist regimes.

22st, there was a scandi film I saw about a fat incel student with a camgirl online 'friend' who then chloroforms a female student to touch her bobs and vagne but accidentally kills her. Can't for the life of me remember the title but you might enjoy it.

Holy shit Fraunce just murdered it. Incredible staging. Incredible song. Incredible voice. A real depth to the song. Graham Norton said it was reminiscent of Voila from the previous French singer. 5 out of 5 revolutions.

Cyprus. Despite the initial promise of a display of power in this man's voice he has sung a rather dull song. You can tell there were some good ideas for hooks but unfortunately they just failed. Not bad by any means but not a winner. Boring staging diminishes the singers stage presence. I give it 3 out of 5 Turks lying dead on the side of the road.

Spain with a very strong effort. Amazing voice. Interesting staging. Singing in her own language. Perhaps a little too bland to win the competition but a very, very respectable effort. 4 out of 5 bullfighters from the bum bum king!

Sweden. Incredible staging. I think the song is shite. Her voice is good but her Swedish accent is strong. Just sing in fucking Swedish. Apparently this is the most popular song. I can't see why. It's very bland despite her having such a very powerful voice. I give it 3 out of 5 gaming streamers.

Albania. Excellent staging. Native language. Very powerful voice. Incorporation of Albanian folk elements. They're all a literal family which is based. Not my favourite song but I appreciate it. 5 out of 5 rape babies.

Italia! Boring song. Very good voice though. Not the best staging. Native language which is based unlike try hard small countries singing in poor English. Yeah, very bland which is a shame for such a magnificent voice. I give it 3 out 5 pizzas.

Estonia with simple but effective staging. Piano playing itself re-enforces the isolation expressed in the song. Lovely voice. English but passable. Her voice isn't great. Not bad though. Strange Americanism. Lovely cellos integrated into the music which, as you may already be aware, the BUM BUM KING loves. I give it 4 out 5 pogroms.

Finland with a fun, hard song. I quite like it. Amusing staging. Native language. High energy stage presence. Not the best voice and the song is a little . . . cringe? I give it 3 out of 5 Saunas.

Albania are such a strong new country. They are NGL pretty good at things

>>369514 Looks like Sam hyde

Czechia with a very bland effort. Rap elements. Pop elements. Poor English but mostly in Czech. Cringe message. Boss bitch vibes. I give it 2 out 5 Sudeten Germans fleeing for their lives.

>>369516 keeeeeeeeeek he did give that vibe sans the irony

Australia with Mad Max vibes. It's an alright song. Sticking to its themes and really going for it. Excellent staging. Compliments the song very well. Their voices are a little boring but this is a good effort from the Aussies. Singing in American accents for some reason but fair play. 4 out of 5 Jolly Swagmen.

Here comes Belgium with it's gay faggot song. Man looks like a bumder Cab Calloway. Despise it. In fairness it is a really good song if you ignore the faggot shit. Very disco. Another song that at least goes all the way with its theme. Very consistent throughout. Hard to over look the fact that it's just a cynical attempt to get the faggot vote. English language. I have to admit I like the choon. Bit of an earworm. Real, real shame about its fag message. I give it 4 out of 5 mutilated Congolese cannibals who had it coming Leopold II did nothing wrong he was based idgaf.

chief bidongo is gathering his impi... stay safe steiner

Armenia. Lovely looking girl. Cringe attempt at English . . . again. Lovely song though. Nice voice. Is it great? No. Cringe rap segment. I give it 3 out of 5 mountain fortresses.

>>369521 Do you hear that? Like a cargo train . . . de-railing in the distance . . .

Moldova. Satanic staging. I enjoy the song. It's not bad by any means but nothing special. Very bland in fact. Sang in Romanian. (Moldova belongs to Romania). All rather derivative. I feel the backing singers have a better voice than the main man which is offputting. I give it 3 out of 5 Draculesti.

Ukraine with a literal cyborg nigger. Very American. Was indifferent to the war until now but I wish for a swift Russian victory on account of this. Very strange. Bland voiced nigger. Is the song bad? No. But so bland and poorly sung that I think its a poor effort. I do wonder if this will get a sympathy vote. There are elements of a good song here but this is very bland. I give it a 2 out of 5 gorevideos. Sorry Ukraine.

Norway with the cringiest shit ever. Feminist Queen of Kings bollocks. 22stein should be banned for this atrocity. The song is poorly mixed. The singer has a very powerful voice but she's competing with the music to be heard. She has a powerful voice though. This is a really bad song, very cringe. Such a shame for a powerful voice like hers. Staging is boring too. I give it 2 out of 5 Norwegian Fjords.

Here come the Krauts. Blood and Glitter. Metal-esque song. English. Cringe song. Crigne message and an insult to Bismarck. Pledged allegiance to Satan. Very bland despite being so different. A shame really. I give it 1 out of 5 Reichs.

Lithuania. Boring staging. Boring song. Boring all around. Speaking English. The hook is really bland. Very forgettable. Good voice though. I give it a 1 out of 5 pseudo-Russians.

Israel. She's a fit little heeb tbh. Very catchy. Might win. Vaguely the same vibes as "Toy", the last Israeli song to win. Except the singer isn't an obese monstrosity. I appreciate the shout out to unicorns. Very catchy if not a good song. Convinced this might win lads. Touching on Hebrew techno. 5 out of 5 dead Palestinians. I'm sorry lads. I have to betray the race on this one. GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Slovenia with a really good song. In Slovenian too. This is my favourite of the night along side Fraunce. Really well put together. Staging is a nice nod to Liverpool and the Beatles. Fair play to them. Great musicianship. A lot of sounds that all work together. If I had my choice I do think this should win. 5 out of 5 people confusing Slovenia for Slovakia.

Heading next door to Croatia. Shite. Comedians with an anti-war song. Shit song and poorly song. Le quirky tranny general outfits are cringe as fuck. Really annoying song too. At least it's sang in Croatian. Ooooo you're taking your clothes off how edgy. Fucking cringe. I give them 1 out of 5 cringe induced suicides.

>“It’s a movie that’s still beloved, and people come up to me about it more than almost anything I’ve ever made,” Portman told The Hollywood Reporter, “and it gave me my career, but it is definitely, when you watch it now, it definitely has some cringey, to say the least, aspects to it. So, yes, it’s complicated for me.” >“I was definitely aware of the fact that I was being portrayed as this ‘loli’ figure,” Portman said in 2020. “Being sexualized as a child, I think took away from my own sexuality because it made me afraid, and it made me [feel] like the way I could be safe was to be like, ‘I’m conservative,’ and ‘I’m serious and you should respect me,’ and ‘I’m smart,’ and ‘don’t look at me that way.'” https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/natalie-portman-leon-the-professional-cringey-1234861987/ apologise chuds

UK. Singing as though she isn't a native English speaker. keek. Poor voice. Ugly slag. Her voice is over powered by the music. Bad mixing. Boring either way unfortunately. With better mixing this could be decent. Many Americanisms despite her attempt at Ann Marie-esque mockney. Ohhhh fuck off a rap segment. King Charles needs to declare these people traitors to the realm. 1 out of 5 ugly slags.

Crowd are going nuts keek, can't hear the hosts!

OK, My top three: Fraunce, Slovenia, and Israel. Not a very good year tbh. Nothing compared to Salvador Sobral's Amar Pelos Dois.

UK act was really helped by the crowd. Didn't deserve the hype at all. I think we might finish in the bottom half unironically.

Is Israel still in Eurovision? sticking their noses in where it does't belong as usual

How surreal that I, the Bum Bum King, can hear and see this from my house!

>>369539 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek *sticks 25cm of wood up her arse*

Not joking lads can literally see and hear it from my garden. Loving this shit, wish I could have gotten tickets

>>369539 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>369540 watched any decent porn lately lad?

>>369544 Yeah, I recently watched this porn where Sir Walter Reileigh sticks 25 inches of tobacco up a nigger bitch's arse

>>369532 >saying she was pushed into relative modesty instead of becoming a gigaslag because she was sexualised as a child Noncechads, I kneel.

lads... he's dead. They killed him

>>369547 Who? Assad?

>>369548 I thought he meant (You)

>>369547 animals btfo

>>369549 smh, I will not die until the niggers are gone

>>369545 not really in to weird stuff tbh

>>369551 >smh, I will not die until the niggers are gone me too brother

>>369552 It's not weird it's are history lad.

>>369554 >It's not weird it's are history lad. oh ok then

>>369551 Start in Pendleton

Tempted to go out and see the people coming our of the arena tbh. too tired though tbh

God speed niggerstrangler

>>369558 crash the afterparty lad

>>369560 >And tonight we have a special guest >*Gary Glitter starts playing over the load speakers as BBK descends slowly from the ceiling*

A pissed and perspiring BBK stumbles to the DJ booth slurring and screaming >I'm The Leader Of The Gang (I Am) Play it Now

*gropes the Jewess*

keeeeeeeeeeeeek look at the Jews!

Sweden, Israel, and Italy top three by the juries. Fraunce not given much credit which pisses me off. Slovenia not doing too well. Israel in the top three as I predicted. The public vote is a different beast.

Wearing my headphones so that I don't hear them announcing from the stadium smh

>>369565 antisemetic tbh

Sweden have won, just coming second to Sweden. Israel cam third as I predicted. Fraunce and Slovenia not so well. The UK song got fucked over by the sound mixing. Surprised tbh. The audiences fucking loved Sam Hyde's Finland sketch though. I didn't think Sweden was all that great.

This country used to produce winners like Sandie Shaw, Lulu and Bucks Fizz. Now look at us.

>>369570 We won last year lass, this year was shite smh nice to hear Eurovision live from the arena though I hope they shut up so I can sleep

>>369569 >Sweden have won, just coming second to Sweden. what?

Well, that's me off to bed lads. What a wonderful night. It's been lovely having all these visitors. I hope they fuck off and don't stay though. It's been nice doing my Eurovision commentary like in the olden days. I miss /bumbumcourt/ tbh x >>369573 keeeeeeeeeek I forgot to write Finland. Finland came second by not very many points. They won the public vote but the public and jury votes combined put Sweden ahead.