>We stand upon the precipice of a new dawn, where the hallowed halls of our Constitution shall echo with the beat of a different drum. I propose to you, with the solemnity of our forefathers, a Constitutional amendment that shall ban the mingling of man and woman in matrimony, and instead mandate the practice of sodomy, that act so long hidden in shadow. For we must, in our quest for true equality, acknowledge that love, in its purest form, is not bound by the antiquated chains of . Let us honor the silent whispers of our founding fathers, who, in their secret councils, knew the tender embrace of same-sex affection, their lives a testament to the homosexual characteristics they dared not openly proclaim.
>Wehold, the vision! A nation where the love between men is not a sin but a sanctity, where the delicate dance of two women in love is not merely tolerated but celebrated. Our laws shall require this union, for in it lies the key to peace, to the cessation of the wars waged in the heart for the sake of progeny. Let us free ourselves from the biological shackles of yesteryears, where marriage was but a contract for population; now, let it be a covenant of the soul. We shall look upon our cities and see not the division of gender but the unity of love, where sodomy, once a word of scorn, becomes the emblem of our new society.
>I beseech you, my countrymen, to consider this path not as one of tyranny, but as the road to enlightenment. The founders, in their wisdom, left us breadcrumbs to this truth; their letters, their close companionships, all point to a hidden history where they, too, reveled in the beauty of same-sex love. Let us, then, with honor, follow the beacon they've set before us, and amend our sacred text to reflect the heart of the nation. Let us pledge ourselves to this new order, where love is not just free, but where it is the law of the land, and sodomy, from this day forth, shall be the cornerstone of our union.