>>10499 The actor they got for US Agent is so dopey looking. Costume itself is pretty good though. I wish Cap proper had red fingerless gloves instead of the brown he got.

Suprised no one has said >MCUshit yet.

>Falcon is on a plane, people raid it. Did it crash with no survivors?

>>10581 There was at least 1 survivor, not including the guy he rescued.

>>10515 I think the board is mostly consisted of DCfags so no one really cares

>>10611 It doesn't matter really. Same shit, different label.

>>10612 Go away Jeff Goldblum!

>>10500 >The actor they got for US Agent is so dopey looking It's called 3DPD for a reason.

>>10633 They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could and before they even knew what they had they patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now they’re selling it, they want to sell it. >>10634 Seems like everything peaked at Kirby. Which is really sad. I imagine Kirby at least wanted to tell actual structured stories with proper formats. Not just endless corporate mandated loops of eternal commercialization of complete non characters.

>>10500 >>10634 >The actor they got for US Agent is so dopey looking Pretty sure that was their intention.

>>10637 Of course the big two are the same practice wise and in general being scummy corporations, but each have their own set of characters, some like more characters from the other company and such.

>>10663 Both companies big characters are just copies of the other or books long in the public domain that everyone forgot they existed. But the real point is they're both scummy companies don't tell actual stories. Only endless eternal sludge pumped out in an incestuous cycle. Any amount of actual change is just a marketing gimmick before they return to the status quo.

>Bucky is pissed because he saw John Walker on Good Morning America as new Cap and joins Falcon on a mission >Sam and Bucky try to stop Flag Smashers on Big Rig Truck fights. John Walker and Lemar Hoskins as Battle Star come in. All get their asses handed to them by super soldiers. >Bucky takes Sam to meet Isaiah Bradley who also had the Super Soldier formula put into him and Isaiah said he was put in jail for 30 years for being a hero. Also a cameo from Elijah Bradley >Sam is racially profiled until the cops realize he's an Avenger. Bucky is arrested because he missed a therapy session. >John Walker gets Bucky out of jail. Strangely homo moment between Sam and Bucky when therapist tries to make them get along. >John asks Bucky and Sam to join GRC (Global Repatriations Council). They refuse. John warns them to stay out of their way. >Bucky and Sam make a plan to visit Zemo in jail.

>>10499 >shield Didn't the shield get badly damaged in the last Avengers movie?

>>10713 Yes but then he got a new shield immediately after going back in time simply because with no documentation existing to show how, honestly Falcon was pretty dumb for giving it to the Smithsonian, shit's pretty worthless in the long run.

Episode 2 was worse than the first one. Too much of quiping and jokes made it feel more mcu-like than the first one. One of the reasons why the first episode was relatively good is that it didn't feel as much like mcushit. It also felt like Sam and Bucky's little confrontation happened too quickly. But worse than that was the 'racial profiling' moment. I expected the show to get more preachy over time but it's still obnoxious. I'm surprised they portrayed us agent in such a positive light though, as I was expecting him to be a racist.

>>10589 Like the flight plan he filled with the agency. His man but only one of them

>>10637 >I imagine Kirby at least wanted to tell actual structured stories with proper formats. Not just endless corporate mandated loops of eternal commercialization of complete non characters. Does anyone have the interview with Stan Lee where he compares his writing process to solving crossword puzzles?

>>10642 For what purpose? Making him relatable ? >>10637 >>10777 The King deserves his own thread tbh. >the interview with Stan Lee where he compares his writing process to solving crossword puzzles Kek, it can probably be found in one of those Jack Kirby Collector issues...

>>10802 >Pretty sure that was their intention. Seeing him outside of the mask makes me less sure of that statement.

>>10892 Since when do they have their own jiggaboo speak?

>>10499 MCU was finished the minute Feige's penis entered Cheese's swampy hole. Endgame was a brutal slap in the face after supporting his vision for 15 years. I almost sperged out at the theater when she smugly said "So, Peter Parker, d'ya have somethin' for me?" Fuck that whore and fuck Feige for thinking with his dick at the 10 yard line.

>>10898 >someone actually spoilered Cheese's feet I guess I don't blame you, Hotpockets, but c'mon.

>>10499 Latest Doomcock vid has insiders reporting ghastly horror at Di$ney. Apparently, there's a way to tell when people tune out and there's something like 70% of viewers peaceing out at the point where the cops pull their guns on Falcon just because he's a nog. And then some employee muttered "Get woke, go broke" and he was allegedly fired on the spot. >Reasons for leaving prior employment: I spoke the truth by accident and they went absolutely bananas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay6tnWMaz_o

>>10921 Good vid anon thanks Spyware helps out for once

>>10921 >eceleb

>>10923 Yeah. (((Netflix))) must hate the fuck out of me. I tune out for weeks at a time and then resume when I'm in the mood to finish. I downvote movies that aren't bad but I won't put up with race-mixing or other CY+6 "education" bullshit. My "recommended for you" looks like it was curated by a psychopathic AI because my tastes are so eclectic, it can't get a handle on me.

>>10925 >ignoring awesome intell because you hate jewtubers

>>10926 You best be getting the login from someone rather than paying Nutflix

>>10930 Let's just say my neighbors are old and don't understand how to work the "movie thing."

>>10928 >awesome intell What type of faggot talks like this?

>>10965 >Yet Kathleen Kennedy is still there. Because Kathy has enough blackmail explosive on some (((big names))) to just manage to keep her head above water. Fucking Bob Eiger wants to be President of Earth (God forbid) some day and has to keep her from squawking. Even if it means a nearly 100-year-old company goes tits up on his watch. Oh, except it won't be his watch, will it, because he's set Bob Chapek up to take the fall for Disney dying. What a bunch of ass-lickers.

Why exactly am I supposed to feel sympathetic for Karli and her band of niggers instead of just hate? They're complete faggots and so is just about everyone in this show.

>>11700 You mean the sex-swapped FLAG SMASHER and U.L.T.I.M.A.T.U.M.?! Gee, what could possibly be wrong with supporting some daywalker jew and her band of Soros-paid globalist shills? >https://boundingintocomics.com/2021/04/11/the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldiers-erin-kellyman-defends-her-character-kari-morganthaus-terrorism-as-fighting-for-a-good-thing/

>>11703 >no archive I aint touching that shit.

>>11713 My bad. It's been awhile since I posted a link and I'm a little rusty. Here you go. >https://archive.is/w2Aww

>>11700 Because borders bad!

>>11719 This reminds me a lot of a movie that was released last year I watched, it was some whodunit with Daniel Craig. Except it immediately reveals what happened 20 minutes in and it paints the main character as the unwilling culprit. The detective then moves heaven and earth multiple times pretty much going NO MAN IT'S NOT MARTA TRUST ME SHE'S A GUD GIRL SHE DINDU NUFFIN until a contrived set of circumstance somehow clears her of all suspicion. This is exactly what Sam is in this show >no bro she's just misunderstood, she's giving food and medicine to the poor people >no bro she's a good person, she just killed three people but she's a good person >no bro let's just talk with her, she just threatened my sister but let's go and talk with her Likewise what the fuck is the deal with Walker? I know he's supposed to be the "villain" in all this but why exactly do Sam and Bucky hate him so much from the word go? Why is Zemo a clown comedy ha ha look at the funny dance man? Why is Bucky physically a joke in this show? Was that character actually fucking named Ayo? Why are the action scenes dogshit, even by MCU standards?

>>11725 >why exactly do Sam and Bucky hate him so much from the word go? Because they're assblasted that he got the shield

>>11740 But why?

>>11810 They feel like he's a replacement goldfish

>>11810 >But why? Because while neither of them feel they can measure up to Cap's legacy (and, thanks to the comics, we all KNOW they can't) they both believe they can do better than U.S.Agent (who, being batshit and murderously crazy in the comics, was STILL a better Captain America than either of them).

>>11925 How was Bucky a bad Captain America?

>>11926 >shit costume >carried a gun >complained that if he didn't have a bionic arm, he wouldn't have been able to deal with the shield even though Falcon, Hawkeye, Taskmaster, Cap's TEENAGED son in Next Avengers, etc. managed to handle it just fine >emo edgelord instead of symbol of hope I was kind of pissed that Clint Barton turned it down, to be honest. He would have been great with his aim, and it wouldn't be the first time he took on others' names/costumes. He's a master of several weapon types and I'm sure Cap's shield would have

>>11932 >I'm sure Cap's shield would have been like something alive in his hands.

>>11932 >carried a gun Not a problem, Bruce

>>11932 >carried a gun What do you think Cap did during the war?

>>11938 Carried a gun, but he doesn't during peacetime. He has said on MANY occasions that Avengers don't kill, and he's only done it by accident, in self-defense against mortal danger, or if the opponent is something like a vampire.

>>11940 Gonna just ignore Black Widow, Wolverine, & Thor then huh?

>>11943 He doesn't have the tragic backstory or made killer backstory notes.

>>11947 >wolverine >no tragic backstory

>>11943 >Gonna just ignore Black Widow, Wolverine, & Thor then huh? Giants don't count, so that's Thor out. Widow and Cap did it in wartime and/or for their governments. You got me with Wolverine. I always thought it was stupid that he split his time between Avengers, X-Men, and solo adventures. When the hell did he sleep? Logan should never have been an Avenger in the first please, really, although I did enjoy his interactions with the group during the off-hours.

>>11960 Okay so how about Moon Knight, Valkyrie, Hulk, Nova, War Machine, Deadpool, & Cable?

>Falcon puts on the new suit and calls himself Captain America >They rescue the hostages and Karli manages to run away >Sharon Carter is the Power Broker and tries to convince Karli to join her side. Karli refuses. >John Walker and Bucky capture the rest of the Flag Smashers. >Falcon confronts Karli but refuses to fight her. Karli is about to kill him but Sharon shoots her. <Falcon gives a homo speech about working together. >John Walker nods in approval to Falcon and leaves >Bucky tells the old Japanese Man that he killed his son. He gives his therapist his book and says he's finished his list. >Elaine from Seinfeld says "Things are gonna get weird. When that Happens, we're not going to need Captain America. We're Going to Need US Agent. Walker dyes his suit black. >Sam sees Isaiah Bradley and gives him his little own portion in the Captain America exhibit. >Sam and Bucky have a party near the rebuilt boat >After Credits Scene shows Sharon Carter being pardoned for her crimes and being hired back as an Agent. She calls and tells her contact that there's more business to be had.

>>12016 So Bucky is just completely pointless?

>>12017 He helped John Walker save some hostages and capture some Flag Smashers.

>>12016 <Falcon gives a homo speech about working together. You know what's funny? Parts of his speech could be applied to the qboomers who raided capital hill. <These people were willing to do x actions, why do you think that is? Is a terrible argument. It can be applied to every group in history, including ones I'm sure the writers of this show thoroughly disapprove of. That aside, I was surprised to see John Walker displayed in as sympathetic a light as he was. He even had a little redemption scene at the end when he chose saving the hostages over revenge.

>>11961 >Moon Knight Crazy, doesn't count >Valkyrie Lesbian, therefore crazy. Doesn't count. Also, see Thor and giants. >Hulk Hulk is more crazy than Moon Knight and Deadpool COMBINED. >Nova Heralds of Galactus don't count/Soldiers in a Galactic War don't count, depending on which you meant. Also, when the hell was Nova in the Avengers? >War Machine Black. He was ALWAYS going to be a murderer. Fortunately Tony's money kept him out of prison and his name out of the Daily Bugle. Also a soldier, so he's cleared for military murder. >Deadpool >Cable? X-Men, not Avengers/soldiers/crazy

>>12016 >Captain Falcon Absolutely disgusting. He looks like a kid in one of those shaded onesies the kids wear at Halloween.

>>12043 I literally just posted Nova, Deadpool, & Cable on the Avengers.

Good news everyone, you can now purchase a high-end adult collector action figure of derpy Captain America! However, if you would like a cheaper option and the avoid the trouble of P-Bandai, you can get the Marvel Legends which is a completely new body mold using the latest pinless body technology. such a waste of precious plastic

>>12068 How is it that he looks worse with the mask on?

>>12068 I hope japanese toy collectors stop eating this MCU shit up.

>>12068 I feel as bad for Kurt Russel's kid as I do for Rumer Willis. How fucking cruel is it for a young talented woman with a hot mom to look like her DAD? Same with Pinchface Russel. His dad is fucking Captain Ron Snake Plisskin and his mom must have been a russet potato.

>>12056 I didn't know about Cable or Nova, and when Cap recruited fucking Deadpool, I peaced out and actually forgot that whole retarded storyline ever happened. What I don't get is why Spider-Man ragequit only to have a comic starring him and Deadpool.

>>12095 Because of shipping. That's literally it. Spider-man x Deadpool is a real thing.

>>12097 Fujoshitters actually need to be culled holy fuck. Spider-Pool isn't even that good of a buddy cop pairing, it's really only pushed because they're similar enough, but at the end of the day they have zero actual chemistry to bounce off each other.

>>12104 It's almost like two quip spouting characters with completely opposite morals don't work together. If only the MCU learned that.

>>12069 It emphasizes his derpiness and ugly face structure. >>12071 I doubt that, they love campy and live-action shit will always be the most popular. I'm sick of how 3DPD get the best treatment and selection while cartoons get the short end of the stick. The set of priorities for capshit adult collector toys in Japan, unfortunately goes like this: Marvel>DC, 3DPD>Comics>everything else>Cartoons. >>12104 >Fujoshitters The only possible good outcome of their miserable existence is cartoons without any or main female characters, but it doesn't happen in the USA Kamandi cartoon never ever . Instead, they have temporary unholy alliance with SJWs failing to realize their end goal is to remove all cheesecake and beefcake for good.

>>12071 >be me, father of teen girl >get dragged to store called "Miniso" for reasons >walk in >she wanders off to look while I stare in all directions in disgust >Marvel shit EVERYWHERE >cutesy pie versions of Cap, Spidey, Hulk, Thor, and Cuntpain Marvel >There's a LOT of Cuntpain Marvel >K-SDfw >try not to yell at the tiny asian staff >Daughter is not even at Miniso for this, she was looking for anime related stuff >we leave >come back a year later because daughter >still going strong, despite Coof, which baffled me, but whatever >TONS of Cuntpain Marvel merch >not as much of the others like Cap and Thor >wonder if they've tripled down on feminist until I realize there are empty areas around the Cunt >no one's buying Cheese dolls or cups >some are marked down lower than half >mfw

>>10921 >bullshit claim without any proof >can't verify it so is a rumor <ahahahha Disney is dying Fuck I didn't think I took the left for cuckchan

>>12030 Anon, the writer aren't self aware.... think about the wakandian meme recently "the Dora has jurisdiction wherever they want to have it" On Fagbook and instafag trended like the best line ever said in movie history but switch the name to USA or Russia and suddenly its not a-ok

>>12104 Spidy has more chemistry with Logan or daredevil. I've recently read astonishing spiderman and wolverine and it was fun

>>12224 >>bullshit claim without any proof >can't verify it so is a rumor That's... how that works. If he had proof, it wouldn't be a rumor. Anyway, he's not Mike Zeroh. Doomcock actually has sources (rather than Mike, who gets magical dreams where little pixies tell him that Kathleen Kennedy is dying from AIDS or is having an affair with Favreau) and Doomcock's rumors are actually right a lot of the time. When they aren't, the change is usually addressed by the insiders as political maneuvering, blackmail, changes of heart, etc. All well within the realm of possibility. On the other hand, if you don't believe me or him, I don't think you and I are going to suffer for it, so do what you like. Doomcock doesn't need me to defend him.

>>12229 >Spidey has more chemistry with Logan or daredevil I liked him with Wolverine. There's a weird trend over the years of setting Logan up with "Robins" to act as little Jiminy Crickets to smooth out his edges. Kitty, Jubilee, even Pixie for a little bit. With Peter, he was dealing with an idealistic adult with crushing guilt issues. Peter helped Logan see the good things and Logan helped Peter not to blame himself so much. And MJ was the only redhead Logan couldn't fuck using his creepy animal pheromone reek. And then Civil War and One More Day came along and fucked up everything I liked about The New Avengers and Spider-Man. >"Cap, this is Tony. We're forming the New Avengers using only my money and we'll all live together and it will be the shit!" >"Right on! Let's make Luke Cage less of a fucking Disco-era joke character and maybe some other soon-to-expire properties and give them a boost!" >"Just what I was thinking!" >One hero civil war later... >"Fuck! Cap's dead, Aunt May is dying, Jarvis forgot to reschedule his date with Aunt May, and Peter wants me dead. Guess I'll take over S.H.I.E.L.D.!" >One Cap resurrection later... >"Cap! Good to have you back even though you should fucking hate me! Remember my idea for a small Avengers team?" >"Yeah! It was great!" >"Fuck that gay shit! We need to get BIGGER, and include some of the worst characters in the Marvel universe! And a couple of shitty fag remakes of New Universe characters! And we need to get REALLY filthy and let trillions die because of some sort of Crises On Infinite Earths storyline crossed with Secret Wars because millennials are absolute SHIT at writing and can only rehash bad events from the 80s and 90s!" >"How could any of what you said possibly be horrible?!"

>>12240 What I'm saying is the mouse keeps getting bigger buying franchises all over, they keep pushing woke shit withouht any real complain by normalfags and claiming that 80% of viewers dropped out on a scene without any evidencewhile still claiming to have a reliable source sounds a lot of my dad works at Nintendo. >he is right most of the times and when he is wrong they just changed hearts or blackmail That's just another excuse to say a clock is right twice day.... he just randomly say shit and hope something sticks, Fuck even the "he got fired on the spot" is over the top retarded that I might picture the suit twirling a mustache while doing it. So no I'm not gonna belive a dude online that has "just trust me" as a source. You can belive him but then might as well belive Qanon

>>12267 >sounds a lot of my dad works at Nintendo. It's page 6 rumor mill stuff, and it's been like that for at least as long as newspapers or pony express have existed. You can choose to not believe it. I would never dream of attacking you for that. It serves an important purpose, though. Sometimes, seeing how customers react to a rumor tells the business that it's definitely not the way to go if they were planning it. Unfortunately, egos are driving the car in CY+6, which is why Kathy can't seem to get her head out of her leathery ass and why Eiger keeps making stupid decisions. I swear, I fucking HATED Michael Eisner, but I'll give him credit for doing a better job than the current pack of shit-weasels. I imagine Kathy would have been fired right around the time Mikey saw the Kennedy/Abrams cut of Rise of Palpatine in one of the studio's private viewing theaters. >the mouse keeps getting bigger buying franchises all over, they keep pushing woke shit withouht any real complain by normalfags No kidding. I miss the good ol' days when monopolies were still illegal. Oh, wait. >So no I'm not gonna belive a dude online that has "just trust me" as a source. As I said, that's your right. I won't fault you for it. >You can belive him but then might as well belive Qanon Let's, uh, let's not say anything in the heat of passion that we can't take back, anon.

Imagine a show where it's more about bucky trying to make amends with the people he had wronged as the winter soldier, like the very first episode implied, instead of uppity niggers and some ugly ginger that the writing is hell bent on vindicating.

>>12272 Weird. I think Doomcock surfs /co/. Today's video has a bit where he seems to be directly addressing >>12267 at the 12:45 mark. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFSBB2VBhRI

>>12290 >Eceleb shilling You know, BO (or possibly a hotpocket), I'm not even mad, this time, which surprises me more than you. My apologies for calling you a cunt in the appeal. I should learn to be more patient with people like you. Incidentally, I wasn't deliberately shilling, I was sharing the vid, with a timecode so if people chose, via their own free will, to watch it, they could skip right to the part I was referring to and then stop. It was relevant to the conversation I was having. Honestly, your talents are wasted here. There's some faggot from Freech who keeps killing threads on /b/ while spamming pics of a buffalo. The BO and mods do nothing about it.

>>12272 >I swear, I fucking HATED Michael Eisner, but I'll give him credit for doing a better job than the current pack of shit-weasels. I imagine Kathy would have been fired right around the time Mikey saw the Kennedy/Abrams cut of Rise of Palpatine in one of the studio's private viewing theaters. I'm going to make this analysis even simpler. With the high end emphais on SIMP. The real reason that Kennedy has never gotten the boot or why Feige's gone prog, is that boomers worship two things on a pedistal, women and communisim, even when they say they're against communisim. But when you have later day (((Entertainment Opimates))) like Bob Iger you know that they're never going to fire anybody for one simple reason. They're simps who work with other scuzzy simps and if any simp chooses a high T choice such as firing a bad female executive the knives will come out for them. Sometimes you just gotta accept that Hollyweird today is like the most dysfunctional art high school you've ever been too on the wrong side of Detroit Rock Bottom city with a student and teacher body that's got as many STD's as they look ugly.

>>12300 >boomers worship two things on a pedistal, women and communisim, even when they say they're against communisim. That second claim is going to require some sort of example, anon. I have boomer parents and they don't worship communism as far as I can see. Now, if you'd said "jews," I'd be on the same page. They appear to worship the FUCK out of it, especially the Hollywood jews.

>Have you fought for something greater for yourself? <Ginger nigger terrorist to WW2 vet and a guy who has fought thanos Who wrote this?

>>12328 >Who wrote this? Can't even imagine.

>>12332 Ironic considering who created Marvel.

>>12333 >Ironic considering who created Marvel. I can't believe Stan & Jack were secret Elders of Zion, given how their lives ended. Stan abused and taken advantage of... which is ironic given how poor Mr. Kirby ended.

>>12349 It's been pretty common seeing (((these types))) fuck each other over. Even today Kirby's creations are bastardized.

>>12349 Not just them guys who made superman were also Jews, Though the guy at the top of DC comics surprisingly wasn't. People also need to remember that the goals of Jewry didn't align with what they are currently. Back in the day the Jews needed America to be strong so they could protect their fortress in the middle east, Thus they promoted strength and honor etc, In other words the goal of superhero comics was probably to subconsciously put into our brains that it's a good thing to protect others WITHOUT A CAUSE. Also if you look at the X-men Both Magneto and Charles Xavier are Jews.

>>12375 Meh, I'd argue that Superman and Captain America were jewish power fantasies and not really propaganda. That doesn't mean they can't be enjoyed, just has to be acknowledged. I mean jewish power fantasies have been a thing since the old testament.

>>12376 >Since the old testament You actually believe that lie?

>>12377 Sorry, before the old testament, when they were literal sand people still worshipping Moloch.

>>12375 >hus they promoted strength and honor etc, In other words the goal of superhero comics was probably to subconsciously put into our brains that it's a good thing to protect others WITHOUT A CAUSE >going so far with the kike connection that you believe that stories of powerful people in garish costumes who protect you unconditionally was a subversive jewish trick, and not an extension of shit that’s been going on since at least the fucking pulps. if not longer.

>>10712 >>10723 >Sam is racially profiled until the cops realize he's an Avenger It's as ridiculous as Kanye West or Oprah getting racially profiled. He is a major superhero that has been in news a lot lately, making him one of the most recognizable people in the U.S. Maybe even world. >>11725 >This reminds me a lot of a movie that was released last year I watched, it was some whodunit with Daniel Craig. Except it immediately reveals what happened 20 minutes in and it paints the main character as the unwilling culprit. The detective then moves heaven and earth multiple times pretty much going NO MAN IT'S NOT MARTA TRUST ME SHE'S A GUD GIRL SHE DINDU NUFFIN until a contrived set of circumstance somehow clears her of all suspicion. It was Rian Johnson's Knives Out. Pretty dumb all around, especially how the main suspect gets to tag along with detectives and is allowed access to critical evidence multiple times. As far as complaints go, double standard is the worst. Wakandans send their agents to foreign nations to apprehend or execute enemies of their state? It's all good. USA does the same by sending Walker out? It's evil, sneaky, unjust, and illegal. Did they even addressed why supersoldier serum does not make flag smashers grow a mountain of muscle? Cap went from malnourished manlet to a towering and ripped demigod. Same should happen to that young girl who leads Flag Smashers. >>12375 >Also if you look at the X-men Both Magneto and Charles Xavier are Jews. I only ever saw Xavier described as American protestant.

>>12387 Xavier's child legion was in tel aviv hospital in one of the stories. So unless he decided to mind control the Jews into helping his son I doubt it. Then again retcons in comics happen so often that it might have been changed.

>>12387 >Did they even addressed why supersoldier serum does not make flag smashers grow a mountain of muscle? It was a lazy throwaway line because they clearly didn't want to cast anyone who actually puts in any effort in a gym. You ready? >My serum's optimized. No meatheads and no clunky bionics

>>12425 Xavier traveled the world after his time in Korean war. One of the places he visited was Israel, where he met catatonic Jewess, healed her with telepathy, fucked her, and then traveled elsewhere. He did not know that she got pregnant, so Legion was raised without Xavier. That visit was when he first encountered and befriended Magneto too. >>12426 >My serum's optimized. No meatheads and no clunky bionics That's just lazy and stupid.

>>12375 >Also if you look at the X-men Both Magneto and Charles Xavier are Jews. Professor X is a jew?! Well, that might actually explain some things, now that you mention it. >took a bunch of kids away from their families for his own selfish purposes >didn't tell Scott about his brothers >lusted after teenaged Jean until he met Moira >ACTUALLY ERASED Hank from his parents' minds because it was easier >member of illuminati Fuck. No wonder they got Patrick Stewart to play him.

>>12387 >it's as ridiculous as Kanye West or Oprah getting racially profiled. ...even though they SHOULD be.

>>12387 >>12459 <Thanks for reminding me of this video

>>12460 >(((Michael Moore))) The only reason I haven't peacefully sunset myself in real life Minecraft is that I want to live long enough to piss on the swimming pool full of earth they'll have to bury him in.

>>12387 >Rian Johnson's Knives Out I had a friend recommend that one to me, and quit watching sometime after the will because I stopped caring about the plot and none of the characters were worthwhile in the first place. If I'd known it was made by Rian Johnson I wouldn't have bothered with it. That fag has never made a good movie in his life. Just looked up the ending and it's retarded >immigrant wondergirl accidentally gives the right medicine because it has the right viscosity >victim can't tell the difference between taking his meds and ODing on morphine, commits suicide for no reason >investigator did notice the spic was involved, but still put her in positions she could destroy evidence in

>>12521 I remember how badly the cast were sucking that faggot's cock in order to make sure the normals forgot who's fault The Last Jedi was. Rian Johnson needs to be fired out of a cannon into a brick wall. Never forget, /co/: "Rian makes me comfortable." He fucked a 70-year-old woman.

>>12514 >in Minecraft

>>12521 I only started to enjoy the film once I turned my brain off at the: >She can't lie, or she'll start vomiting Because the REST OF THE FUCKING FILM HAS HER LYING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND FORGETS IT'S OWN RULES OR BENDS THEM BEYOND BELIEF.

We interrupt this capeshit thread to bring you important capeshit news. *ahem* The current issue of Manbat was allegedly written by a man, but every indication seems to point to him actually having a vagina, instead. We now return you to your regularly scheduled jumping up and down and pointing out that capeshit is bad.

>>12560 >>12521 >>12387 What bothers me about Knives Out is what also bothered me about this shitshow, in that the show/movie is very insistent on claiming something without actually backing it up. Marta's just the protagonist in KO so the world will bend and break around her to show how virtuous she is. The writer says the family are all bad people so you have to feel like they all deserve getting shat on by the father, don't think about Michael Shannon's character they all deserve it. In this shit, Walker's just eviiiil and bad, don't think about it. That scene where he curbstomps a terrorist, it's meant to show how BAAAD he is, don't think for a second how a guy who just saw his best friend get punched through a column to death would think. Actually fuck Walker and his friend, he needs to give the shield back because that's whats important. Karli's misunderstood and everything, forget all the shit she pulled, look at falcon flying while cradling her body and the sad music playing she's such a tragic person woe is her. It's such fucking obvious framing of shit that simply doesn't match up with the events of the show/movie. But the writer wants to fit a character into a specific role or scenario so that's the way it is.

>>12565 What bothers you about the movie begins and ends with Rian "Fuck It, We'll Make It Up As We Go Along" Johnson. He's a hack and has delusions of adequacy.

>>12561 It could be intentional, Scarecrow is a pencil neck dweeb after all. It makes sense he'd try pushing gender studies bullshit after it wasn't enough to make him money without crime.

>>12580 That only works if Manbat cuffs him across the face and tells him to quit being a fag.

>>12561 >toxic-masculine Scarecrow is LITERALLY toxic. Wouldn't it be cool if SJWs just sort of took a few seconds to actually think about what they're writing?

>>12561 >New issue of Man-Bat drops >the shitfuck writer doubled down I crave the day when it's legal to hunt these people.

>>12611 >Manbat cuffs him across the face Nah it's just the way anybody would view manbat today. FEAR THE MASCULINE MAN BAT AND HIS MACHO LOVE OF POTASSIUM! FEAR HIM!

>>13641 If Manbat were real, the internet would wanna fuck him.

>>13642 Fuck at your own risk. Vampire bats contract and transmit more rabies than other species of bats. And if Manbat retains that unique feature, in which he urinates the blood he's consumed. Festus Infestus has nothing on in the watersports category.

>>13643 Is Man Bat even made from a specific bat DNA?

>>13645 Well, at least he has sense enough to shake so as to not let it dribble and smell pissy. >>13648 Yes. It was stated that Langstrom spliced his DNA vampire bat and retains the usual vampire bat-like feeding habits. Manbat helped a lot with Gotham's homeless problem.

>>13656 What a hero.

>>13648 >>13656 >Yes. It was stated that Langstrom spliced his DNA vampire bat and retains the usual vampire bat-like feeding habits. Manbat helped a lot with Gotham's homeless problem. Where is it stated? I went looking and I could only find vampire bat references to Elseworlds stuff like Batman Beyond and Justice League: Gods and Monsters. As far as I know, most versions of Kurt Langstrom are regular bat/man hybrids. No sucky-sucky.

>>13656 >It was stated that Langstrom spliced his DNA vampire bat Wouldn't that make him weaker?

>>13664 DuckDuckGo is a better friend than Google. Taken from the Arkham Wiki. Older comic logic is being phased out, anon. We have to adapt to the new. >>13667 >Wouldn't that make him weaker? I guess.

>>13669 >Taken from the Arkham Wiki. That's for the GAME, not the comic. The games are in no way canon.

>>13691 For now.

>>13691 >>13782 To be fair the arkham games character bios are full of "PEAK HUMAN PHYSICAL STRENGTH PEAK HUMAN MENTAL INTELLIGENCE, GRANDMASTER LEVEL MARTIAL ARTIST, MASTERY OF MECHANICS AND COMPUTER SCIENCE, SAVANT INVENTOR, WORLD CLASS GYMNIST, WORLD CLASS COCKSUCKER" for every single character sans say the police officers and the reporters.

>>13782 >For now. In the games, the last I heard (as of Arkham Knight) was Bruce's identity was known by everyone and either Azrael or Bruce himself was running around scaring the living fuck out of minor criminals with Crane's fear toxin. That will never be canon.