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>>2528 Anon, why do you want to fuck a Business Line of Credit?

Howdy folks, I'm Skarpne! Look at mah trucker hat!

>>2530 Cool hat, bro. Totally not dubious looking or related to any Kanker at all. What'd you like to do?

>>2531 >What'd you like to do? The nymphomaniac mexican alien turns to (You) with her hand on her hip, flashing you a seductive grin. "I'm here to make the inhabitants of this planet feel really good and force them to cum whether they want to or not, and have my luggage lad record it all." But suddenly her expression changes and she says "But first, why don't YOU give me a character to ? If you don't post one, I'm gonna have to assume you're a generic hentai protagonist~"

>>2551 (Wait a sec, is there a filter? Fuck fuck fuck, testing)

>>2551 >>2552 "But first, why don't YOU give me a character to fuck? If you don't post one, I'm gonna have to assume you're a generic hentai protagonist~" there

>>2551 >>2553 >fuck getting filtered Hiroshimoot smiles from beyond his taxhaven. "Maybe it'd be more convenient for you if I were a generic hentai protagonist, but I'm not. I'm a cat!" The not-so-anonymous protagonist cat opens her mouth and does a pair of padded jazz hands in mock surprise, only to clench her own nuts through her jeans, her juicy apple-sized testes clearly outlined beneath the thick ring of a sheath, "A cat with a hang." She smiles with a sharp-tongued blep, shiny nose ring dangling above her tongue. She doesn't stand particularly tall, but she's clearly not what you'd expect from a human planet, right? She even speaks with a bit of a husky feline chirrup in her throat, as if she had to make conscious effort not to purr. Maybe they went all-out in their domestication attempts, made animal servant species, then emancipated them to the point where they can speak freely and get cosmetic piercings, all in the time between visits. How industrious. "You wouldn't fuck a cat, wo—' Who am I kidding, you would. And if not, consider it a challenge. I'm Rinny! Nice to meet you, fuckerrr!" She holds a hand out to Skarpne for a fuzzy handshake.

I will lapdance for whoever kicks that fucking furry out of here.

Anyone here?