Visited Whoville last night. Pretty weird place.
At first I was just mindlessly driving through the worlds, but this place was so vibrant and colorful looking that I had to stop. The Whos looked like the furry creatures from the old cartoons, not the weird pinched nose things from the newer media.
At first I stopped by this couples' house, I got the impression that they didn't care for humans but they let me in as a guest since I did some yard work for them. I used their bathroom while I was in and their toilets are really weird. Incredibly shallow, to the point where I had to aim directly in the middle to prevent from making a mess. At the time I thought this was evidence that Who males don't have penises, but I suppose it could be the case that they're just very small, or retract up into their bodies. Looking back at it I suppose it's possible that they don't poop either, since I don't see how you could fit much of anything into their shallow toilet-pans. But they did have extremely powerful bidets for cleaning their fur, so I don't know.
I walked around a bit and went into a store, where I saw a lot of things about an "M&M Club", which was apparently the most popular thing in the town at the time. I don't know if it was actually related to the Mars candy or if that was just my mind filling in the blanks. I also stopped by a military base and tried to get in, I told the gate guard that I just wanted to see inside and she had to take me to her superior to see what to do, and she just said I couldn't get in. Oh, and all the military people I spoke with were female. Maybe they're matriarchal? The military people I spoke with assumed I was female as well.
A kid invited me to a game show type thing so I went to check it out. Wasn't sure if it was actually being televised or if it was just a game for fun. I think it was a sort of quiz show, but the losers were actually publicly executed by gunshot in front of everyone if they got a question wrong. They had to walk up to this firing range area that shot them in the head. Who blood is kind of clear-white by the way, not red.
I was pretty surprised and someone who was next to me if this was normal, and he said in a sort of resigned tone "Yeah, it's like this in the M&M club too."
I stepped forward intending to stop the gameshow announcer from executing any more people, but surprisingly he was intimidated enough by just me looking at him like that that he stopped the executions entirely and cancelled the show.
We went into this large sort of cafeteria with a stage and podium set up at one end. Someone (maybe the announcer, it's hard to tell these guys apart) started speaking about something. Maybe about the importance of the executions? Can't remember the details, but I do remember that something in it implied that the Whos are either immortal or live upwards of 1000 years. When I heard this I said something about how stupid it was that they treated life so cheaply when they could live so long. At this point, the guy giving the speech refused to look at me and instead started talking in a more hushed tone to the audience about how whoever brought me in/killed me would receive a huge reward. This seemed to only make the audience uncomfortable. It seems that this entire species has an extremely conflict-averse mentality.
At this point I turned to leave, and as I was leaving out the back I kept getting approached by Whos. I kept getting ready for a fight assuming they were going to want to claim the prize but instead all of them just wanted to thank me for saying what everyone else was thinking. One guy even gave me a cookie.
After I exited the cafeteria the actual army finally caught up with me and detained me. Usually I just eviscerate anyone who attacks me but these guys were doing it with such a namby-pamby bureaucratic lack of bloodlust that I couldn't get in the mood for that. They took me to one of what I assume was a high-up politician. He wanted to reverse engineer whatever "spaceship" must have transported me there (I didn't have a spaceship since I used magic). I listened to him try to interrogate me a bit before I got bored and left.