You already made your mistake by creating this thread instead of using the questions one. I’m sorry.

>>588 >half the posts on the board are bitching that no one posts >waaaah im a baby and i am upset someone made a thread how you feel about the thread is not my problem

https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/freedomboard/3073/ I don't know if this is what you're looking for, but it seems pretty lulzy and degenerate so you might like it.

>>590 >how you feel about the thread is not my problem Heh. It is now. >>592 I actually did this. The problem is I kept sucking until some beings came and started messing with me.

>>593 >I actually did this. Damn, really? I tried doing it, but I couldn't get anything to happen despite doing nofap for years. Then again, I might've just been impatient.

>>592 >Nofap propaganda

>>594 I didn't nofap. It was during a very degenerate period of my life (10 wanks a day some days easily). I would just wake up out of my body sucking my own dick. Man those days were wild. Or I would wake up for real and I was furiously fapping (I suspected partial possession on that one).

I summoned this guy a few years ago and he blew out my car's transmission. To summon him just open the image and stare at it until it seems to glow in your vision. He's pretty energetic so that should be all it takes.

>>766 I know that guy. He's pretty cool. I'm not sure he's related to your car's transmission blowing up, that doesn't sound like him

>>945 Maybe he doesn't like me.

>>766 Why summon the epitome of bad news?

I still watch this thread

>>3584 If you want to get laid and don't care about the consequences, the easiest spell is called "hire a hooker". Every currency is covered in magical sigils. Fiat currency cannot work mathematically and requires deceit to function. So the easiest way to do black magic is get a job. That's why no one is replying. OP is retarded.

>>3585 why are you here then, anon?

>>3598 Because anon bumped

>>3600 So you are saying the simple act of replying summons you against your will?

>>3604 >not having your mind tuned to the cyber-physical energetic fluctuations of the internet for sick ass astral magic powerz You won't handle when the technoastral singularity hits then kiddo. You didn't do anything and made several mistakes that will spiral into eternity dooming you forever. I think the purpose of the thread is accomplished. Good job everyone.

>>3608 It's not my responsibility to save your world, anon

>>3624 Cool kids make the greatest mistakes while trying to save others just sayin

What is it about me that makes you so obsessed?

This is now a shitposting thread. Don't forget to sage.

>>3629 >He comes to the thread to complain it was bumped >He literally can't stop coming to the thread I don't know anon you kind of look retarded

>>3629 >Comes to thread to seethe >Stays in thread to seethe, demands others seethe also kek

Cope and seethe.

>>3636 Ok

>>3628 Who are you again? >>3629 Are you this anon's long lost soulmate?

>>3642 >Obsessed Why are you gay anon

Yes I am OBSESSED WITH THESE NUMERALS

>>766 Stared at this and that evening my car tire popped. Loud bang on the curb. Oh well...

>>3666 >seethes so much he bump limits the thread >Has loosh farmer flag, is actually here as loosh feed, literally incapable of remaining calm >N-numerals heh

>>3721 >seethes so much he bump limits the thread Yes that was certainly me. It was I the great owner of the Pringles board. >Has loosh farmer flag owo you noticed the flags? why don't you use one sweetie? >is actually here as loosh feed Was it tasty you pervert? Want some more? Farmers are supposed to feed the hungry are you hungry? >literally incapable of remaining calm They were three sixes man. You cannot comprehend how elated I was when I noticed that the board is at 3665 posts. I had seconds to come up with a joke and find a thread where I can meme it. >N-numerals Glorious ones. Can't believe you are still here tho. Wanna talk about it? At least we won't bother the others with it.

>>3794 >t.

>>3837 Do you have more discord memes that you wish to share?

All you had to do was to post with a flag and all your wishes would have been granted.