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This is from a 1997 game

Archive of previous bread https://archive.ph/t5GAR

>>389247 Make me.

Watch out for GamerGate The public enemy of the world #1 It is the main hashtag responsible for… ☑ Accidentally re-starting the French Revolution ☑ Weaponized Gondolas ☑ Hacking German politicians and media ☑ Played "To Catch a Predator" with Randy Pickford ☑ Masterminded the destruction of GDQ via the Catfish of Legend: Namazu ☑ Under the light of the Blood Moon; Self-destructed Western Journalism by having a some kid smirk at a drumming savage ☑ Just wanted to start a conversation with everyone, everywhere, eternally ☑ Watched Gawker die TWICE ☑ Guilty of face crimes ☑ When GameStop tried to sell itself; offered $3.50 in in-store credit ☑ Made telling "journalists" to "learn to code" into a hate crime ☑ Taught the Alt-Right ✅Then harassed said Alt-Right ☑ Started in 2011-2012 when 4chan tried to steal Anita Sarkeesian's SSN# ☑ Created "Boner Culture" which made cis straight male erections the most powerful force on earth ☑ Had a Jewish Mobster 'Take Care' of it ☑ Asked THQ about gaemu which somehow triggered World Wide Web War III ☑ Tricked /cow/ into developing and sharing their fetish for Mark's plump bagel with ResetEra ☑ Triggered GJP3.0 with 57 hitpeices on THQ Nordic's AA ☑ Orchestrated the GaymerGay misogynist review backlash against Marvel's Captain Woman ☑ Taught New Zealand about "White Day" ☑ Radicalized Spyro the Dragon ☑ Turned Pewdiepie into the Osama Bin Ladin of GaymerGays ☑ "The nerds and gamers were joined by the proto-storm troopers of the alt-right in a bond that has never been broken" ☑ Was a trial run for "will the US tolerate fascist behavior" ☑ Exploring new frontiers in sexual harassment via Jelly Bean ☑ Groomed young impressionable politicians into misogynists ☑ Created and trained the alt-right to take over the political landscape on a global scale (And succeeded) ☑ Arranged for Sonic the Hedgehog (movie ver.) to get "fixed" ☑ Remains undefeated for all time ☑ Turned Rage 2 into a Trump-esque attack on game journos ☑ Joined forces with Amazon ☑ Helped Mark impress Resetera ☑ Used Elliot Rodger's martyrdom to unite 4Chan and Breitbart to elect Donald Trump ☑ Will be looked back upon in 50 years as the root cause of the coming Cultural Civil War ☑ Government-sponsored shitposting ☑ Mastered the manipulation of the news cycle to their advantage ☑ Made Anita cry when Feminist Frequency went broke ☑ Destroyer of Worlds ☑ Russian Conspiracies (all of them) ☑ Extended Reanon's death/meme-magic to animation studios (please meme responsibly) ☑ An instrument of American Trumpian Power Worldwide ☑ Cured alleged "journalist" of dyslexic anxiety ☑ An aberrant, creeping horror ☑ As dangerous as Anti-Vax, ISIS, and Holocaust Denial

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☑ Five years of ruining everything ☑ Came to the classroom ☑ Trained Google whistleblowers ☑ Never died and foreshadowed our toxic meme-strewn politics ☑ Blew up the Internet ☑ Made wanting challenge in videogames into supporting White Supremacy ☑ Was secretly fighting WWIII all along ☑ Stochastic Terrorism ☑ Being a national security threat according to the DHS ☑ Helped Mark win the lottery ☑ Gave the money back ☑ Living long enough to see itself become the villain in a TV Show THRICE ☑ Confused the FBI into thinking /v/ is /baphomet/ ☑ Turned Anita Sarkesian into a crazy cat lady ☑ It's #Gamergate Forever ☑ Justifiably felt alienated by the neoliberal fetishization of feminism and the reductionism of politics to identity teams ☑ Was rabidly pro-corporate ☑ Manipulated a SJWeeb into review-bombing a LGBTWTFBBQ-friendly game as a "test" ☑ Non-meat based cam girls ☑ Caused the Corona outbreak which destroyed China to cheer up a depressed CIA glownigger ☑ Digisexuals ☑ Called the cyber police to put a cripple in cyber jail ☑ Weaponizing decency ☑ Made the games industry a nightmare for Women, Colored People, and Ashley Burch ☑ The inevitable ultimate horror of Sega's "toxic" advertising for ChuChu Rocket ☑ Has the highest body count of any COVID-19 disinfo group ☑ Finally got the 8kun administration to get off their ass and answer the damn phone ☑ Searching for a new home (again) ☑ Made some /v/ hotpockets on other imageboards go insane ☑ Burned julay to the ground by doing basically fuck-all except continue to exist (props to a certain bunbunmaru reporter, tho) ☑ Having a high enough IQ to be mentioned on Rick and Morty ☑ Radicalized a grandmother to the point she promotes harassment against alleged games journalists ☑ Is the terrorist group backed by 'The French' who are behind President Trump's exhausting battle against twitter ☑ Protecting FUCKING GAMESTOP from looters ☑ Finally started the Race War by forcing a meth-head on a date with Corona-chan to take a knee to the neck from the police ☑ Confirmed for Baby Hitler ☑ Gave a lot of airtime to Soviet defector Yuri Bezmenov ☑ Got on the Atlantic's "free $100" van only to get intervewed ☑ Started a backlash against the French independent film industry because they want to raise pure little girls ☑ And then Russia wanted to shut down 8chan.moe to be ironic ☑ Was clearly a blueprint for Trump's online assault in 2016 ☑ A gravestone marked “Games Journalism; Dead By Suicide,” with the date of death corresponding with the launch of GG ☑ Took over the US capitol ☑ Funded by the GOP ☑ Using Reddit's radicalized nihilism to counter jews shorting FUCKING GAMESTOP ☑ Made Mark the Godfather of Gamergate ☑ Corrected Polygon on Titanfall lore ☑ Accidental meme magic discharge (R.I.P Miura) ☑ Planet-range racism field ☑ Not wanting people to put down the controller and talk about their feelings ☑ Destroyed the logic process of a bot wreaking havoc across multiple imageboards with just one simple trick ☑ Caused Blizzard executives to threaten their employees with rape ☑ Came to Alex Hutchinson's Defense

>>62067 >☑ Came to Alex Hutchinson's Defense

My Little Pony's gen 5 trailer dropped

>>62069 You're a few days late.

>>62069 >racist ponies 3DPD edition >netflix Yet another crime against humanity committed by netflix.

>>62069 Yeah, everyone saw that already, I'll pretend that it doesn't exist. Have a really comfy music video.

>>62069 God those faces are fucking offputting. It almost sits in the uncanny valley for me.

>>389262 >Too bad Chris-Chan won't be able to watch this as he sits in prison I wouldn't be surprised if they had Netflix showings in prisons.

>>62072 Why do I keep doubleposting like that

>>389262 Im just not seeing how Chris won't be declared mentally insane to stand trail. Im sure he'll have tv time in an insane asylum though.

>>62069 >Billboard in "Z-Heights" formatted like T-Mobile >in a fucking children's cartoon Why

>>62068 shh, its illegal to ask for sources from the list

>>62077 If you remember the 2004 hit children's movie Shrek 2, there was a lot of real and fake brands placed throughout.

>>62076 It's extraordinarily difficult to be considering criminally insane, and being put into an insane asylum is infinitely worse than suffering prison time as you'll experience extreme isolation and likely won't ever be released. There isn't exactly some nation wide infrastructure for cozy mental facilities rehabilitating autistic retards that commit crimes and slowly introduce them back into society.

>>62064 There's a lot from the 90's that parodied feminism, Johnny Bravo and the Powerpuff Girls both had an episode about it. What's surprising is that's from a Japanese game. I'm not sure if there was a big feminist push there in the 90's or if the writers were just really ahead of the curve. >>62077 Because product placement is funny, who cares if it's conditioning kids to like and consume products haha :^) It's not funny but that's the excuse people always use, like somehow referencing a real world product without parodying it or anything is a joke. >>62080 >>62076 I'm still wondering if the whole thing could be thrown out as a mistrial considering Chris's internet status and clear evidence of him being manipulated by a sociopath.

>>389276 >niggerpill can't even comprehend what the pictures are actually conveying lol

>>62062 >muscle yuri mah nigga

Good thread version but needs more height difference but I guess cocks kinda don't make it yuri anymore huh

>>62081 >What's surprising is that's from a Japanese game Yeah, I find it odd as well. I know nothing about 90s Japanese politics or feminism. It's even stranger that the current year localizers didn't butcher the localization, maybe Moon is too niche for anyone to care.

Spoony finally released his movie

>>62084 >fairies yes >futa cocks pls no >>62085 It's a very niche game which is probably how it got by so unscathed. At first I thought it was just an old localization but nah, it actually was localized just last year for its release. https://archive.is/tD8a1

>>62087 >it actually was localized just last year for its release. Yeah, I figured, no official translator would do that, they would immediately change that like the cunts they are. >TheGamer

>>62084 This is even worse.

>>62084 I see fairies but I don't see any BUGS >>62087 I just want them to port it to PC and maybe translate UFO and Lack of Love as well. Wishful thinking me would have Endonesia localized too, I love Love-de-lic and everything they influenced.

>>62069 It looks like a generic piece of shit with that bland art style seen in lots of game trailers and films. Never thought IId see the day where flash animated 2D ponies are much better than the uncanny 'we want to be pixar' 3 Dimensional Pony Disgusting

>>62069 That looks uncanny and cliche as all hell and several levels of cringe inb4 wordfilter. Art wise it feels they completely missed the point of what they had up to now.

I'm making banners at >>>/b/52642. I still have free time for one or two more banners, so feel free to request one for your board(s). Pics related are two banners I made some hours ago, and one I made a while ago but forgot to show. >>62069 I feel bad for Twilight. Everything she did, all her efforts to unite every race and species in harmony... gone for a segregated equine version of modern America. It hurts even if I am not a MLP fan.

>>62093 Not my board, but I would like to see pic (or something else in the skit) as a banner for /ck/

>>62094 this one would probably be more appropriate.

>>62069 Well, on the bright side, it's such garbage that I doubt we'll have to suffer a flood of grown fucking men fighting with little girls in the toy isle over their favorite pony. I doubt many kids or adults are going to bother, and it's just going to be babysitting noise and colors for toddlers because it has budget pixar faces that look exactly like every other shitty kids show these days.

>>62096 All rook same

>>62079 Let me explain to why this is different. 1. At least these "jokes" are aimed at adults. A child is familiar with "Far far away", but an adult understands the joke that "Far far away" is Beverly Hills. A child doesn't find that funny, an adult does. The dragon giving the donkey bedroom eyes isn't funny to a child, an adult finds it hilarious. 2. Shrek is and always has been a deconstruction of popular hollywood fairy tale stories. The original Shrek has a parody of Disneyland for example in the Land of Duloc, with an annoying animatronic song to go with that. The joke is obvious, that behind the carefully constructed pristine exterior Disney is full of rotten people just like anywhere else. It isn't strange because it fits in with the rest. Contrast with this film, which is very obviously rated G, and second, isn't a story that is trying to build an ironic atmosphere (though some of the jokes really, really feel like shitty half-hearted versions of that). It's being played straight, why is this funny in a film that is playing it straight? 3. >>62096 There's very little tying this faces together aesthetically. The Dreamworks face is a far better example of this problem. Pixar for all their poz doesn't have this issue yet.

>>62094 >>62095 I ended up using a different image that fit the 3:1 ratio better.

>>62099 Thats pretty good

>>62099 >>62100 This banner has been added to >>>/ck/. Friendly reminder to post in /ck/, even if it's just a daily cooking journal. Activity has dropped off as of late.

>>62099 >>62101 Wait, I fucked up the colors and size. Let me fix it.

>>62102 Fixed, thanks!

>>62069 >>62077 >>62081 >>62091 >>62096 >drink/eat your processed soy food >consume product >everything will be genderless and no sharp corners >digitize all commerce and trade >muh china market, no skeletons or referencing Mongolia allowed >please re-subscribe to netflex, we're sorry for lewding 3DP little French girls Such a bright future, to bad the light ahead is burning parking lots.

>>62104 >no sharp corners This is what bothers me the most, everything is rounded edges.

>2001: writing letters to the families of the victims of the World Trade Center attack in grade school English class >2021: sending Bitcoin to the Taliban to have them paint "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS" on an RPG before launching it into the US Embassy foyer life is a wild ride frens

>>389310 Then the Taliban become j*ws

>>62101 I would, but you make matzah there.

>>389310 America returns to Afghanistan.

>>62101 Sorry, haven't felt like cooking much, chief. I made an egg sandwich just now.

>>62109 Afghanistan, I've heard it's a big place.

>>62112 >>62112 >>62112 >>62112

>>62113 I agree

>>62111 The 20th anniversary of 9/11 is a terror threat, anon. So is Labor Day, Columbus Day, and Halloween. As well as questioning the election or being opposed to new covid measures. This anti-government rhetoric will no longer be tolerated and you should report dissidents to your local authorities. $25 billion dollars was just allocated to “fighting homegrown terror” in the ‘infrastructure’ bill. A group of citizens that have been deemed second class in nature are now considered to be enemies of the state by the propaganda machine and after years of gaslighting, it’s time to go in for the final push for control.

>>62111 can't wait to see the new one. what will they hit this time? mount rushmore? the kardashians' mansions? a single mcdonald's? can't wait.

>>389328 ... Yeah it's mentioned in several places in game. Odd feature to miss for 6 years Also it took this guy 6 years to beat witcher 3?

>>62117 You underestimate just how little time normalfags devote to games they own, many of them can spend years playing fucking Fallout 4.

>>62116 >mount rushmore Thats a big symbol of the old world. Id be okay with seeing it demolished in an act of foreign terror. I would not want to see it cancelled by twitter trannies. Note I am not advocating for terrorism but this seems like the most entertaining and symbolic victimless target if something were to happen

>muscle yuri Why must I suffer wanting this dogshit, niche, table scrap fetish when I could have just as easily just have liked tomboys or vanilla instead? All I ever wanted is some strength/size play and that's it. Maybe Jane doesn't meet tarzan but a lusty amazon. A group of female bodybuilders show a newcomer who's the big boss of their gym. Musclegirls manhandling women half their size. Stuff like that.

>>62104 >>please re-subscribe to netflex, we're sorry for lewding 3DP little French girls I hope theyll never apologize for it.

>>62093 How do I submit banners? I made one for /delicious/

>>62122 Individual BO's add them to their board.

>>389341 >indian at this point, al qaeda or whatever would probably be better served attempting to genocide the native americans. that would piss off more of americas (((leaders))) than going after finance or the military.

>>62122 You could post it on the meta thread on that board.

>>62122 Go to the board. See if it has a meta thread. Post banner while sucking up to BO. You are welcome. >but what if theres bo meta thread anon? Then call the BO a nigger in the meta thread you OP.

>>389334 Happy early birthday

>>389334 >sulfur dioxide Well maybe it'll cool things off at least.

>>389341 >>62119 >>62116 >Still thinking it was the Taliban You can't be serious, have you learned nothing these past years?

>>62129 Never claimed it was.

Even the Navy Seal pasta got the CY remade treatment. Nothing is sacred anymore. https://archive.is/v1ua3 no archive for the first image because everyone is a faggot

>>62118 Also how much time that poorfags devote to their games. >>62132 Who is this?

>>62129 yes, it was the jews. when the 20 year anniversary gets rung in my another 'terrorist' attack, it will also be the jews. very, very obviously.

>>62120 It's quite painful yes.

>>389310 They should name it the "Talibank"

>>62136 stop

>>62135 God I wish that was me >>62136 >>389372 Huh I'm usually apposed to destroying monuments for idealistic reasons but I'd make an exception to that.... through legal means of course because I'm not a rioting thug. That or maybe just ship it to Angola since they're into that shit.

>>389363 >>389372 >>389329 That's Mao? I thought it was Martin Luther Kang.

>>62140 You wish you were a girl?

>>62135 For me.

>>389334 I can at least wish you an early happy birthday. Hopes it'll make you feel better.

>>389386 That was actually half the joke when I made that post and then someone pointed out that actually was MLK and not just a particularly niggerish looking statue of Mousy Tongue.

>>389390 Huh. Maybe the education system, particularly higher education, has always been the enemy.

>thread theme Very good.

>>62130 That's interesting, would like to see it too.

>>389393 >Why can't we just cut China out and import shit from India, Bangladesh, or Vietnam hell we should just have more intercontinental trade with Canada, French Canada, and Brazil I do not think it's that easy. Not because China's vital to those industries but because China's vital to the status quo of the wealth and prosperity of those globalist hacks and ultimately that affects far too much to be easily changeable. >>389390 How late is it to be hitting the gym? I mean it can't be harder than just gathering some money for a subscription, losing some spaghetti to actually go outside and meet people and lift weights for an hour every couple of days, can it?

>>389401 the jews will send their stormtroopers to kill you for not using their manufacturing infrastructure, shipping, communication and/or currency.

>>389403 Myst sucked ass.

>>62149 The difficulty in hitting the gym is to keep doing it and not get bored of it after a month or two. I'm pretty sure most gyms make their money through yearly memberships that people barely use. That aside, just do some fucking pushups you douchebag; go walking if you live in a rural environment or climb stairs if you're urban.

>>62132 How is "produce a podcast" an achievement? Everyone has a podcast and most of the ones I've listened to are complete shit any recs >>62152 I did do calisthenics though, got up to doing actual reps of handstand pushups before my medical issues flared up recently and I had to stop but I plan on starting again next month once my medication plan allows it. I just wonder if lifting weights would be more efficient or better. Right now all I can do is stretches and planks which I guess is fine because I'd really like to work on my standing pikes, for some reason I really just want to touch the ground while bending with a straight back and maybe even go beyond that.

>>62152 Yes. That is exactly how they make money. The average gym sells membership by the multiple months. The average joe stops going after a week.

>>62132 >I was merely pretending to write a navy seal pasta It doesn't event look like a navy seal remake in any shape or form

You can now preorder the Among Us Collector's Editions from Amazon >After Among Us positively exploded in popularity last year, it has continued to pick up steam and expanded its reach across the gaming industry. >After several big content updates and lots of improvements, Among Us isn't the same game it was a year ago. Recently, Innersloth teamed up with Maximum Games to create Among Us Collector's Editions, which provide unique perks and merch for the most dedicated of Among Us fans and collectors. >Today, all three Among Us Collector's Editions are available to preorder from Amazon. Each of the three editions includes an increasing amount of content and merch, >and are all available for Xbox Series X, Xbox Series S, Xbox One, PS5, PS4, and Switch. >It should be mentioned that Among Us is not available for Xbox or PlayStation yet, and we do not have a release date for Among Us on those platforms yet. >Because of this, the Among Us Collector's Editions also do not have a release date at the moment. Amazon currently as December 31, 2021 listed as the release date, but this is very likely a placeholder and not actually the release date. You can find the preorder links and contents of all three Among Us Collector's Editions below. >Among Us is already one of the best online games around. When it does eventually release on Xbox, Among Us will almost certainly become one of the best online Xbox games around. Among Us is already available through Xbox Game Pass for PC, and will launch into Xbox Game Pass for consoles day one. https://archive.is/YdPMp Imagine being enough of a faggot to buy a PS5 just to play among us. >>389262 >>62115 >>62130 The Taliban's push across Afghanistan has emboldened a younger support base that is increasingly using the language and imagery of the alt-right. <The shift is clear in very online support circles supportive of the based "CHADliban. >Internet subcultures of (((4Chan))), (((Reddit))), and other alt-right forums are increasingly being leveraged by younger supporters of ISIS, al-Qaeda, and Islamist movements such as the Taliban. The team at <@ISDglobal >The narratives used by these supporters are often directed at the West, and are predominately focused on "liberal Muslims" who approve of Western mores and work with Western agencies. Essentially, the Taliban is always "based" and "liberal Muslims" are always morally dubious. >has been delving into these shifts across the Islamist spectrum. >Like any subculture it has its own rules, however, definitely not uniform. It steals a fair amount of language from the alt-right, and a video aesthetic from "terrorwave." Using "hipster jihad" filters to make videos look like old tapes with electronic or trap music rhythms. >The subculture is not without enemies, like Islamic State supporters. For the past few months, there has been an online tit for tat happening with memes about the Taliban being Iranian stooges, and ISIS being Khwarij. Essentially, out "basing" each other to be Gigachads. https://archive.ph/jlfim It didn’t take long. They already blaming chad memes, white supremacy for Biden and democrats 6 months old woke military already losing Afghanistan. As well relabeling Muslims and jihadists as the alt-right.

>>62155 Yeah I don't know what that anon is on about.

>>62117 >Also it took this guy 6 years to beat witcher 3? >>62130 Reddiors don’t play video games just spam video game related tranny and BLM memes.

>>62138 >not setting the paper planes on fire before throwing them

>>62159 why? burning paper can't ignite wood bricks.

>>62069 I have to assume this is not set in the same continuity as the previous gen, because the lore and cannon of the previous gen means that the situation in this trailer is literally impossible. It's established that Winter Apocalypse happens if the exact situation in this trailer happens. So it can't be the same continuity. Otherwise, the writers have to be absolutely retarded...

>>62156 Sus

>>62138 Paper fuel can't burn wooden beams.

>>62138 I wonder if he actually went to a toy store just to buy all those for that video or if he was so autstic that he already had all of those on hand and thought on the day of 9/11 it be a funny thing to do.

>No 1st Birthday >No 5th Birthday I have shamed myself in the eyes of Eltonel for losing his priceless works. There's a shortage of perfect firecrotch in this world, and I fucking lost what little I had.

https://archive.is/JMZ0l https://archive.is/XEkdI https://archive.is/eI73d https://archive.is/Ui6Hk https://archive.is/fs3Zy Dualshockers used to be decent during the early days of GG. Oh well, at least they are attempting to exploit others in the name of "Diversity" and getting roasted for it.

I want to fuck Vivian.

>>389460 You and me both, pal.

>>62166 >We are going to pay you fuck all if at all >You should be grateful just to be working for us Yeah, nah, get fucked.

Quit threatening to make the world a better place Hurry up and join the 42%. JUST DO IT!

Anons I was promised muscle yuri and not suicide, where's the muscle yuri?

>>389162 >Like I said, 'by your own standards' his standards. Oh, carry on then. >>62096 Those look pretty diverse in structure anon, I don't know what you're talking about. Several also look really fuckable.

>>389310 Then they cease to to be useful puppets. And subsequently, cease to exist. Or rather, a dashing new leader organically emerges that overthrows the new system and reinstates the globohomo banking.

>>389390 You know, that dyke haircut is actually pretty cute on a /fit/ girl like her.

>>389386 <gnostic tatts

>>389439 >cum town

>>389489 Talibrad's a real frat bro man, he's like perving on my 16 virgins in heaven.

>>62179 Maybe you should take better care of your virgin shotas then.

>>62180 Why would I want to fuck little boys, that's haram and gay so it's like double haram. That kind of haram needs the ramadan x10 virtue multiplayer to get rid of.

>>389497 Breaking news: #Gamergate linked to directly funding Taliban for the purpose of keeping women and >women out of the afgani gaming industry. To add to the /ck/ talk, I've never met an Afghani but I've had their type of flat bread, decades ago. I remember it was very tasty. I want to make some of it soon when I can get around to it.

>>62181 Its allah's will that you get virgin boys, or are you questioning the great profit's decision?

>>62183 >the great profit

>>62183 God damnit Allah I want fit girls and muscle yuri for christmas, kindly keep that gay shit away from me.

>>62181 > that's haram and gay Didn't stop muhammed from telling little boys to suck on his tongue.

>>389505 >blond >not blonde

>>389506 Don't take whatever big pharma is pushing. Just try to make lifestyle improvements where you can, and remember that ultimately this absolute joke of a world doesn't really matter.

>>62173 I want those thighs to be my demise.

>>62132 Next person who tells me to "go back to cuckchan" will be told to beat Skyrim before 8, Doom 2016 on Hurt Me Plenty before 13, understand Death Stranding before 18, get posted on /r/4chan 4 times with 2 more posts of "put me in the screencap", make 6 nightcore remixes, have their own youtube channel, own over a 100 games on Steam, win 12s of Victory Royales, and make it to the second qualification round of a local fighting game tounament.

>>62190 Back to Cuckchan.

>>62190 Go back to funkchan.

>>389534 >>389533

>>389533 Myst is comfy, don't be a queer.

>>389533 >Myst Isn't that movie about a giant fog sweeping an entire city because the government fucked up and opened a portal to some giant bug world leading to a bunch of people getting eaten? Not sure what's particularly subversive about that, it was just a semi decent horror film. Or am I getting things mixed up again?

>>62196 You're getting things mixed up, Myst is a comfy atmospheric 1993 adventure puzzle game. You're thinking of the 2007 movie, Mist, based on the 1980 book by Stephen King.

>>62197 Oh, neat >>389502 >t. butt hurt Fagguette

>>389534 Oh hai Lucario.

>>62194 The actual missing link. Holy shit. And the lady keeps telling him to go and dance.

>>62194 That's quite the sturdy table.

>>389550 Take advantage of the things I know and fuck off from society for good.

>>389556 I'm on it.

>>62173 I mean they're very nice muscles, but where be the yuri?

>>62203 Alright, sorry for saying anything. Anyway, what's new? it has been a pretty quiet weekend.

>>62205 Nothing right now, just a quiet weekend.

>>389563 Consistency is impossible. Not enough vols to monitor everything going on, and too much vaguery in what is and isn't kosher.

>>62207 >too much vaguery in what is and isn't kosher If only someone would clarify...

>>62206 Any news how the Kadokawa thing will work? I enjoy some isekai and if they bypass the whole localization industry I don't mind the support.

Mark, get Acid off his fat ass and make him do something about this. >>>/b/53005

>>62166 $1/hour sounds unironically like a fair market rate for "games journalism". What an unbelievably useless job to perform.

>>389584 /v/ols can't delete posts on /b/.

>>389590 To report the content to global mods

>>62204 If you'd stop imagining yourself as little boy for once but as a little girl, there you go.

>>389590 You've got to be global or a vol of that board to delete stuff to delete stuff. This is why we need more globals for round the clock.

>>389594 Eventually isn't good enough. This site needs more jannies.

>>389612 They had Chinnoks at the time too

>>389614 Inshallah

>>62214 Motherfucker. What is it with you faggots and little boys and girls? I don't want little boys and little girls, I want big beefy buff women with great tits, asses and curves and thunder thighs and loads of abs and back lewding cute, sexy women. I want these buff amazons smothering these sexy women in their breasts through bearhugs. I want these amazons deadlifting and carrying around the women like they weight nothing. I want face sitting, wall pinning, thigh crushing, cloth ripping. I want big beefy roman centurion GIRLS having their way with FEMALE peasants. I want a tribe of amazonian LESBIANS to capture a FEMALE explorer and fuck her for stealing their artifacts. I want a muscular farmer GIRL showing the haughty city office LADY some hospitality. I want a duo of FEMALE bodybuilders to take in the FEMALE gym newcomer half their size in for some personal wrestling practice in their apartment. I can't explain why I like this shitty god damn fetish but I just do and there's so little for it. I can't explain why I want beefy bodies with tits fuck smaller bodies with tits but I do. I'm fucking sick of it. Video games. Intravenous and Xmorph Defense and Underrail and Xenoraptor and Overload are very fun video games, you anons should play them. I'm gonna go play video games and try and forget about this fetish for a while.

>>389621 >>389620 Why the fuck were my posts deleted? What rules did they break? Fuck it, I'm changing my stance, any nation that gives it's populace meth in order to make them more productive is just based. Nazi Germany did it, Imperial Japan did it, non-pozzed America did it during WWII. Meth use is based. >>389624 It wouldn't change the drudgery of what the actual base task at hand would be and how alienating it is from proper functioning. Again, I can do all sorts of things to incentivize cutting off your hand but that doesn't make cutting off your hand an enjoyable activity.

>>389618 The plot was writen by Tomokazu Fukushima. Kojimbo is a fraud that never made anything in his whole life.

Might as well delete the whole thread at this rate.

>>389631 But my lolbertarian paradise also does well with increased productivity for individuals to better their lives with the use of McMeth©

total organic posting hour

>>389644 >ISP hopping from a single guy >fun take your meds

>>389655 >>389650 > I-I'm more guys you s-s-see >look how many times I post >I'm not one guy pls trust me meds

>>389648 >Why wouldn't he be better than the others? Have you actually WATCHED what the guy has said beyond his "End the Fed" meme in regards to his political policies? He has no real plan or goals beyond ending the Federal Reserve (Replacing it with what, God only knows), pull troops out of the ME (Biden is currently doing that, despite how emberassing it looks), abandoning all involvement in international affairs (Leaving countries like Japan out to dry because they cannot legally have an army as the U.S. is their army), not caring how foriegn influcnes effect the U.S. (So countries like China will be able to reign free with their subversion and propoganda), and ending all regulation (Especially pertaining to fags and drugs).

>>389661 >how do you explain There are way too many valid ways to explain it that all are equally as likely that it's not a worthwhile discussion. It could be two idiots discussing and equally as likely could be one single retard replying to himself to make his position correct and the other wrong through his purposely flawed concocted arguments. There are certainly plenty of other similar explanations that are just as likely.

I have been banned, so I will confine any further posts to the meta thread like a good little goy. >>389665 >>389661 >billions of people are using Tor every day Imagine being this delusional.

>>389666 did you missquote me? what you mean because reasons?

>>389666 Cursed number.

>>389666 Coco a cute. ==A CUTE.=

>>62232 >==A CUTE.= Oh fug.

>>62233 >>62232

and like clockwork the thread is dead again

>>389666 Da best

>>389678 >I'm not a furfag but

>>389678 I agree.

>I'm not one guy > here have this dump of coco that I have steady on this folder not helping your case schizo

>>62239 >not having a coco folder Look at this fag.

yo why the fuck are a lot of deleted posts and 3 guys posting cartoon thylacines

>>389666 You get used to the "it's one guy!" nonsense eventually. It even makes things fun, in some cases like when you actually want to argue against yourself.

>>62240 Remove yourself, furnig

>>62115 Im suprised they dont audit, give the presidency to trump then blame all of bidens failings the day of. >>62149 Bingo. Chinas blcakmail on the elites is still very strong. >>62153 Too bad the steamdeck has probably tue moat retarded button placement possible. >>62156 <B-b-but anon you are supposed to hate the mudniggers I never did, at least not as much as commies like all the ones pushing anti muslim stuff now. A reminder that for commies they only like non whites and degenerates degenerates as a tool to kill others and hate them for the same reason, whichever is convinent at the time. And falling for their shit at face value makes you a retard.

Fucking furfags...

>>62243 >implying Shes a cute character from a popular videogame from my childhood, its is completely jutified.

Anyone into potatoes?

I guess I can forget about ever having any friends now that the world and everyone in it is complete garbage.

>>62248 das rite

>>389687 >>62245 >>62246 >>389697 >>62238 >>62236 >>62236 >>389678 >>62233 >>62232 >>389666 >>>/fur/

>>389712 you are shitting /v/ with cp

>>389712 STOP AVATARFAGGING RIGHT THIS MINUTE

Furfags get the fuck out! This is a scalie only board

Did everyone decided to act more retarded than usual at the same time?

Made some OC. Template included.

>>62254 >reptile with tits no true scalie

Now we have another autist?

>>389721 That depends if you're male or female....

>>62256 >Watched_Eva.png 10/10.

>>62257 They are there for propaganda reasons, as seen in ayyycom.

>>389739 Go to the meta thread for this shit faggot.

>>62256 >Spoiler I fully expected that and still chuckled Now make an edit of the pig tranny /tv/ mod

You know what would be funny is if those Taliban started another war and the U.S sends troops to Afghanistan but since they've pozzed up the military the troops will be mostly niggers, spics, and faggots and they all get killed.

>>389745 If everyone is a terrorist, no one is a terrorist.

>>62264 It'd be funny if the Taliban sent fighters and aid in the form of captured US weapons to Syria to fight the remaining US forces stationed there.

>>62264 Can't they just send drones instead of troops?

>>62219 >What is it with you faggots and little boys and girls? Peter Pan Syndrome Childhood being the last time anyone on here had fun, thus prompting a desire to return to those days pedophilia, ironic or otherwise. Take your pick, all of the above are valid reasons.

>>62267 They could, but they'll send troops to milk the "travesty" of them dying on the battlefield.

>>62268 That's so retarded its almost funny.

>>389767 finally a gf.

>>62256 Here's a banner-sized template because why not. I'm still taking requests at >>>/b/52642.

>>389745 >Remembering the tragedy of 9/11 with an anniversary is as threatening as claiming to plan a massacre in the name of Allah The families of those 9/11 victims are up to no good.

>>389779 >acting like a rebel for posting banal shit that nobody cares about cringe tbh fam

>>389783 Das cute Source?

voidburger was hired by giant bomb, I don't know what to make of it

>>62277 I might be bothered if I'd ever cared about Giantbomb to begin with, but they're far past their prime as a news website. How long until she accuses someone of looking at her wrong?

>>62277 Literally who?

>>389802 >but do they lack any level of common sense? No, but the people who eat up their shit sure as hell do

>>62278 I doubt there are any in person people working at giant bomb >>62279 lurk moar

>>62279 Some Somethingawful cunt with the Woman On The Internet Syndrome

>>62280 Okay then forsight? Cause when these alt right Islamists decide they've had enough of the degeneracy of the media, the media isn't going to be long for this world.

Has this Amazon Game Studios thing been shared yet? Basically, if you work for them, any hobby project that you work on instantly belongs to them and they can do whatever they want with it. http://archive.today/ll8q6

>>62285 >intellectual property for me but not for thee Daily reminder that it's time to fucking abolish copyright.

>>62286 Funny how most things decent with their shit IPs are fanmade.

>>62226 >s-s-s-s-stutter

>>62289 The US after announcing the new draft.

>>62285 >I will own my personal game. <I grant to Amazon a royalty free, worldwide, fully paid-up, perpetual, transferrable license to any and all of my intellectual property rights associated with the personal game and my personal game development Didn't Disney do the same thing with public domain stories such as Snow White?

>>62290 Good thing the draft is voluntary, only collegeniggers need to sign up for selective service if they want gibs.

>>62293 >be dyke >identify as troon male >kvetch about being drafted

>>62291 All big corpos do this, the difference is that you never hear about it because they make you sign an NDA.

>>62294 Can you imagine if there was an actual conventional war nowadays? Just how badly it would go for the the Muttmerican armed forces in the first few years?

>>62296 Just tell them isreal depends on them and not fighting is antisemitism, punishable by death.

>>62297 Even so, they're so fat and badly prepared that it would end extremely badly until all the diversity hires and incompetent fucks would be demoted/fired.

>>62115 >opposition to covid measures Free speech protected by the First Amendment. You can voice your political disagreement to these insane policies. >claims of election fraud Free speech protected by the First Amendment. Also, the claims have been proven true after the Maricopa county investigation. >belief Trump can be reinstated Free speech protected by the First Amendment. You can believe whatever you want in this free country of ours. >9/11 anniversary lol. How is it "terrorism" to honor the victims of an actual terrorist attack? Anyways, still protected by the First Amendment >religious holidays Freedom of religion protected by the First Amendment. Implying that Christmas and Easter are "terrorist" holidays. lol

>>62298 There's always the Belkan option.

>>62285 >Basically, if you work for them, any hobby project that you work on instantly belongs to them and they can do whatever they want with it. Isn't that how Mattel operates, which resulted in that lawsuit over the Bratz toy line?

>>62290 too late to send troops except to hold the Taliban as they evacuate key players. Afghan is a lost cause now, all the things the military fought for is gone in an instant. Now if they invade Afghan again they would have to start everything all over which in itself isn't easy.

Who are all these >(1)s and why are they so boring?

>>62274 >>62274 Banal is disgusting. Nobody wants doo doo on their wiener.

>>62303 Politicians don't care. Gotta feed the war economy.

>>62306 Like the good ol' days after 9/11

>>389874 Bow to teenage cat girls? I don't understand your implication here niggerpill.

>>62303 >too late to send troops except to hold the Taliban as they evacuate key players To be honest, isn't what people have been screaming about for the past 30 years? Under Bush "No new taxes" Sr., then Billy Boy, then Junior, then the Nigger, and Orange Man Bad? Isn't this exactly what people wanted?!

>>62306 the American embassy has already fallen to Taliban, those diplomats that evacuated aren't returning anytime soon. The only reason why Biden is sending 3,000 to save face but even Biden and his cabinet knows time is running out.

>>62310 There's a reason why they stuck Jeremy on a farm and dumped Hammond on an island while having James wonder around glorious 日本.

>>62309 The belief was that these people should defend their own lands themselves, and surely after decades of training, with modern military equipment, an entrenched position...surely with all those benefits on their side they would be able to hold their own, at least. The people they're fighting are no better than them, not a separate race better equipped for the environment than them or with significant foreign backing. The problem is that the nature of these people is such that the only form of government that works for them is tyranny. They don't want representative government, they don't want higher education, they definitely don't want personal responsibility. They want to live the same lives they've lived for thousands of years, perhaps with a few more creature comforts. Those few who break from this mold leave the country for greener pastures, capable of clearly seeing that their is no national character of Afghanistan, that it is merely a place demarcated by a larger more interesting world as lying between significantly more motivated nations. Were Afghanistan absorbed into its neighbors no one in the country would care, it would only be players on the world stage who would hem and haw over how it was imperialism, a land grab, a violation of Afghanistan's sovereignty.

>>62309 I think people more specifically meant "Get out of the country, but without any violence". I'd rather an exit with casualties than staying there until the end of days, though. Of course, we're not only getting casualties, but the military industrial complex will use this as justification to continue to fuck around over there, which will most likely happen. With a bonus of the push of a "The right = Taliban" narrative. And you know damn well they're going to drill in the point about the Taliban banning vaccination and lumping in those not getting it that way.

>>62313 Part of the issue is that the Afghan government needs to look legitimate to the Afghan citizens, despite have been installed and then propper up by the US. Biden disregarding the agreed-upon exfil date (back in... May?) that Trump brokered with both the government and the Taliban was the di8plomatic equivalent of taking his dick out and pissing in the Afghan government's eyes. Worst case scenario hitting Trump's date, this would be happening, but we'd already have all our material shipped out or scuttled. Of course, then it would be known as yet another peace deal Trump brokered. CAN'T HAVE THAT, ORANGE MAN BAD!

>>389890 >Here's hoping we all survive the global collapse coming in the next year or five. Because most whites won't, I can assure you. Ruined cityscapes like a bomb went off, or abandoned cityscapes like in Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou?

>>389893 And I am pointing out that selective service is currently voluntary and will mostly draft the most retarded of our population. No shit the government could pass a bill later, requiring all men between a certain age to enlist.

>>389895 >Expect raiding bands of niggers to ride out into the country to steal from farms. Doubt it when they're 13% of the population and everyone hates them.

>>62317 >I am pointing out that selective service is currently voluntary <Sure, Anon, you don't "have" to sign up for the draft, however be aware that you're forfeiting every single right that you have as a U.S. citizen when you do decline to enlist Are you a fucking woman?!?

>>62317 Sure, the alternative to registering for Selective Service is that you "may" be prosecuted for up to $250,000 and up to five years in federal prison. "Voluntary."

>>389901 >I'm wrong, therefore you can't read

>>62311 I don't see why anybody is surprised by this in the slightest. If Biden knew how to pull out properly, they wouldn't have to worry about Hunter's laptop.

>>389745 >Wanting to celebrate war and death

>>62320 >>389901 Didn't realize it was mandatory, at least my time was up last year. I'm also more wrong than I thought I was.

What's the point of having a /pol/ board if the politiniggers just crawl their way over here every goddamn thread?

Geez who would have thought a region dubbed 'The Graveyard of Empires' would eventually break the will of the American people just as it had the Soviets, British, French, Persian, and even Mongolian empire. Honestly I'm more upset all that US military equipment wasn't just bombed or set on fire to ensure the Taliban doesn't get shit but I wouldn't be surprised if that's used as clause for future wars. At least for now in the coming future it will be Pakistan's problem who also played a major role in making Afghanistan into more of an absolute hell hole just to spite India and Iran out of pettiness. To bad the profligates, slavers, and terrorists of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia won't have their dose of karma yet despite being the the ultimate funders of global terrorism. >>389890 Why? Afghanistan just did what they've always done, BTFO'd those who came uninvited. Blame Pakistan and Saudi Arabia as well as a certain 'greatest ally' who knew shit was going down but intentionally kept us in the dark for the fall of the twin towers not some goat herders and hobbyists gunsmiths in the fucking mountains who just want to be left alone and sell heroine. Going back would be senseless Also blame our own leadership who told the American people lies to convince them to basically curb stomp a yellow jacket hive and that the wasps would welcome us as 'liberators'. Don't let pride and shame blind you.

>>389911 I get out of the country yes :^)

>>389911 What's the point of being here instead of 8kun except to look at naked children while sharing our shit opinions that nobody wants to hear at the same time?

>>62328 People still use 8kun?

>>62328 8kun runs like shit and is using proprietary software

>>62329 Nope, the desire to look at naked children is just that strong.

>>62320 >Sure, the alternative to registering for Selective Service is that you "may" be prosecuted for up to $250,000 and up to five years in federal prison. "Voluntary." That's never been used, even in the most extreme cases, and is probably unconstitutional if ever actually brought before the court, which it never has been and likely never will be. It was just there as a feather in the cap of some politician back in the days when people still took pride in military service. Why spend the last 20 years basically begging people to sign up with the promise of free collage if they could just draw the SS lotto and force you to pay with your life earning and jail time for non-compliance? It's functionally unenforceable bullshit. The only time it would have any weight, is if there actually was a draft - which would require an act of congress, and for that to happen, it would mean shit has hit the fan to the point that you have bigger issues to worry about. Besides, the actual draft pool is almost entirely unfit for military service, and they'll get far more eligible servicemen through volunteers who have already put in the work to make themselves eligible. I still signed up when it was my turn. My dad was a Vietnam vet, and a huge Civil War buff. I wasn't going to volunteer, but the call to service wasn't something I felt I could just ignore at the time either.

Thanks satan

>>62332 I don't even care that tanya is actually a guy I'd fuck them either way, is that opinion shitty enough to make the cut?

Someone get the cattleprod. Niggerpill is back.

>>62336 If their chromosomes and genitals indicate they're a women, its a woman.

>>389926 Niggerpill, you're obnoxious, but at least you use the twitter proxy nitter that works on tor and doesn't require a captcha. Good job.

>>62336 >is that opinion shitty enough to make the cut? For what?

>>62341 for social validation on an anonymous imageboard

>>389926 >caring about bot likes because twitter is real life Of all the weak bait being thrown about by the same lonesome autist, this is by far, the baitiest.

>>62342 Yeah, Your opinion is cool. I'd fuck you too if you were suddenly turned into a little cartoon girl, faggot.

>>62344 I'd fuck anon if he was a cute 3D guy.

>>62344 transphobe

>>62344 uwu

>>62344 I'd fuck you if you were suddenly turned into your pic

>>62343 It's an old Star Wars celebrity, so those probably aren't bots, just droves of mindless normalfags that think being famous makes an uneducated opinion more right.

>>62349 >all those likes are legitimate This is turbo-bait.

>>62344 I find funny how this post got 4 replies in less than one minute. Sometimes you don't even try to deny or cover your homosexuality, /v/.

>>389953 >I will now triple-down on those fake bot-likes being totally legitimate Like the election.

This thread is too organic for my liking. For how trigger happy Mark was earlier you'd think it'd be purged.

>>62340 He uses archives as well sometimes. This thread may somehow be a positive influence on him. Be careful how long you stare into the GG abyss niggerpill, or your handlers might end up having to put you down when you go native.

>>62350 I don't see how anyone could see twitter likes being legitimate 100% of the time. I've seen screenshots from accounts like 200 followers tweet shit like "fuck white people" and it gets 120k likes. This isn't some one off example either. Nearly every screenshot of a tweet that I've seen saying some anti-white shit it always gets around 120k likes.

>>62355 Probably gets recommended to the same hoard of twittards each time, although buying social media points is really cheap or easy to exploit yourself as well.

>>62351 unlike their pedophilia :^)

>>389949 >RoosterTeeth LMAO, it amazes me that dumpster fire of a company that Warner&Bro's probably regrets buying out is still somehow afloat despite all it's scandals. New season when

>>62351 Of of them was a (1) and another a torpost, so I'm betting there's samefaggotry involved, just to make the faggotry multiplicative.

>>62353 You mean organic™. >>62350 >>389957 >I've seen screenshots from accounts like 200 followers tweet shit like "fuck white people" and it gets 120k likes. Yes, there are bots, but this isn't a similar case to what you describe. This is an incredibly famous guy, so the probability that it's majority botted is low. Also, please ignore the niggerpill spam responses. I swear on me mum, I'm not him.

>>62361 Yeah what I'm saying is contrary to what niggerpill is saying is that there are indeed bots on twitter for likes. When someone famous like Mark Hamill tweets out liberal shit that the mainstream props up and gets 170k likes. Meanwhile as I've said there are twitter accounts with 200 followers that will tweet out woke anti-white shit and get nearly the same amount of likes. It's either an incredible coincidence that a lot of those likes are by the same people who go around liking any SJW tweet they see, or a lot of them are bots.

>>62344 >>62351 >>62359 What up my fellow gamers, who else is excited for the new Microsoft Xbox 69? I sure as heck am not because fuck Bill Gates, he's a wannabe autocrat shill who pedals shitty bloated software and I ain't giving him anymore money. My shekels are better spent on my gym membership so I can forge the perfect spankable boi butt by exercising my glutes also steam games since there's plenty of good indie stuff that works on Loonix that's actually fun unlike big box office shit that just wants to be work. >>62361 It's as organic as the local farmers market jam I bought a week ago, pretty good been putting on my morning toast almost every morning with my eggs and cheese. Only fun posting gets nuked sadly.

>>62363 >so I can forge the perfect spankable boi butt London?

>>62363 Its just niggerpill doing his usual antics

>>62364 Nah I'm Amerifag, born and raised in the glorious state of Pennsylvanian. Sadly it's slowly getting pozz'd by immigrants fleeing from NYC and Jew Jersey who are shocked that voting for mafioso and jack boots have resulted in a corrupt police state. I really hope they learn their lesson this time and stop voting for wannabe autocrats but I'm not so optimistic... >>62365 Oh got it, just got here somewhat recently so I'm out of the loop.

>>62366 >I really hope they learn their lesson Good one anon.

>>62256 Biden needs to git gud

>>389959 >>62361 >twitter is real life A >(1) and a TORfag agree. There's no arguing with that.

>>62366 Anon I'm actually in Texas. I know what it's like to have your state slowly pozz over time.

>>389949 >Transphobia sucks and intolerance has no home in the Rooster Teeth community Does that mean their going to rewrite the entirety of RvB because one of the biggest gags was Donut being a blatant homosexual and people thinking Tex was a man?

>>62368 Do "Easy mode is now selectable"

>>62370 Hey we keep the worst of it contained to Austin. Even if there's californians invading every day.

>>62371 >rewrite RvB Nah they are just going the Simpsons route and silently removing "problematic" episodes if I recall correctly.

>>389992 >bots totally don't exist when they are inconvenient to my argument

>>62358 >LMAO, it amazes me that dumpster fire of a company that Warner&Bro's probably regrets buying out is still somehow afloat despite all it's scandals. Cancer never dies, it just goes into remission.

>>62368 >>62375 I just noticed that London and Moskow's clocks have 3 hours of difference, when it should be 2.

>>62069 I don't really think it matters all that much because 'FiM has taken on an entire life of it's own that Hasbro may just let the Bronies continue as their own thing while continuing forward with future stories. Hell, Hasbro is even making money, hand over fist, off of those fanmade sex toys.

>>62379 London observes Daylight Savings Time, Moscow doesn't. November through March, it is a 3 hour difference.

>>62381 This is not benis: https://nitter.net/BTGaming_PR/status/1403768331266527234#m

>>62382 The assumption is that the photograph was likely taken recently. My guess is the white house ignores DST across countries.

>>62069 I wish /pone/ was still alive so I could shitpost about this.

>>62385 We have a /fur/ board.

>>62386 /fur/ ≠ /pone/

>>62386 >no hooves

>>62387 Yes but it's the next best thing unless you wanna use /co/.

Collapse of society when?

>>62386 Ive unironically found 4cuck /trash/ to be the best furry board bros...

>>62383 Weird Get.

>>62381 >Sony's approving shovelware that wouldn't even make it on the GBA for their top-of-the-line console

>>390001 >I forgot which IP/ID I was supposed to be replying with Again.

>>62393 ALL DOSE PEOPLE ALL DOSE HAMBOIGAHS

>>62285 >Devs wasting their lives creating anything for amazon.

>>62385 >>62386 Make a thread on /co/ and tell Franks that Jimmy T sent you there. He'll understand. >>62393 >cuckchan screenshot about a Twitter screenshot Double nigger.

>>62398 they probably get their game shilled on twitch and the amazon store for a reduced fee

>put niggerpill in kike calculator >GODS real is top result >Gerald Ford, Bob Saget, Good Riddance, Hello George <mfw Muhahaha

New banner for /gts/ courtesy from /b/. What do you guys think of it?

>>62403 breddy gud :DDD d. audhor of dhad banner :-D

>>62403 Sweet.

>>62403 Nigger what. Thank you for these, I'll bost 'em immediately on there guess that one random thread I made there weeks ago did something after all :^)

>>62406 Which thread was that?

>>62406 I have a banner thread at >>>/b/52642. Feel free to request more banners (this goes for everyone).

>>62407 it was just a small random thread that got spammed with gay/fat nigger porn So it got what it deserved/expected honestly

>>62409 Oh, what a shame. Suck's when threads get derailed with shit that's not even remotely salvageable even for a bit of humor.

>>62385 Just like make /pone/ board anon.

>>62403 It never occurred to me to use animation to compensate for aspect ratio in a picture. That was smart and it looks great.

>>62382 >(((Daylight Savings Time))) A meme created by corporations t work you to death, look up all the health issues that has resulted to and then try to justify a forced corporate meme. People should wake up when the sun rises like we've been doing for millions of years. >>62393 Like clockwork, it brings me great shame that we're defending a shitty fast 'food' restaurant. >>62403 Noice

>>62413 No the Gregorian calendar was. DST was meant to account for sunrise for putting cattle to pasture

>>62412 I'm glad you guys liked the end result. This is the second time I make a banner with vertical scroll (the first one was a rejected banner for >>>/ss/, see pic related). I usually don't use that technique because it's a real pain in the ass to animate things in photoshop and because gifs tend to get heavy very quick (just look at the big version, it's too big to be used as a banner without doing heavy compression). Usually I try to extend the background to make a vertical image fit in an horizontal banner or simply tell whoever requested the banner to pick another file, and only opt for making a gif that scrolls when a single part of the image isn't enough to convey its full essence.

>>62412 >It never occurred to me to use animation to compensate for aspect ratio in a picture I've done that once myself but I'm not sure how successful my attempt was.

>>62382 >>62384 DST isn't the only fucked up in that pic. https://archive.is/5NbRX

>>62402 >Try typing "Joseph Biden" into it. >One response is "Appalled at the truth"

>>62302 Employment contracts are all different. Ordinarily it's just that anything you make on company time or with company resources (and sometimes with knowledge you got from your time at the company, although I think that's more of a noncompete thing) belongs to them, but it's absolutely no surprise that they're going to push those boundaries as far as they can. It's even less surprising that it's Amazon doing it considering they run America. >>62289 You may find that blood is not enough. There are those who'll say it's not enough.

>>62303 >>62311 The Graveyard of Empires claims another corpse.

>>62418 His son, Hunter Biden, is better >reboot later >the art of the deal >hakuna matata >top secret >bankrupt >the sacrificed lamb of god >democrats defeated >lol deprogramming >langley >all the isrealis had died

>>62385 >>>/pone/ >>>/clop/ ...they exist, they just aren't that active.

>>62285 >you are hereby forced to use our products and don't forget you have to pay us for your usage too!

>>62415 >the first one was a rejected banner for >>>/ss/ What a bunch of fags. I'll need to look into how to do this in GIMP or some other tool, it sounds like a useful skill to have.

>>62302 Well that's certainly how the Big Two in American comics work and that's a big part of the reason why cape comics have become so shit. Good creators don't want to give up control of their creations so DC and Marvel are stuck with hiring trash writers and artists.

>>62421 For shits and giggles I put in characters from Evangelion since the new movie came (Haven't seen it, don't plan to) Acid's favorite waifu, Asuka Langley Sohryu >the great work completed >forever young >i will be there beside him holding his hand >pray pray pray >a timeline for every choice >try truth today >man bearing a pitcher of water >overnight celebrity >each achievement makes me happy >who is my mate >the occult are at fault for all suffering >the desire of every man >the ancient human cattle farms in south africa >nature worship >illuminati network >star wars character >adolf jesus and hitler christ Rei Ayanami >Melinia Trump >Starbucks >Democracy >Maryland >Reptilian Microchip >The Seed Of Adolf Hitler >Dylan Klebold >Pumpkin Spice >No Longer On Earth >Steal Soul >Comcast Facist Shinji Ikari >Kansas City Chiefs >Christs True Bride >Jared Leto >Schizophrenic >Lenovo >Air Jordon >Bruce Almighty >Finally Lost It >Stupify Misato Katsuragi >Donald Trump Michael Pence >The Mentally Ill >The Joke >One Big Joke >Mount St. Helens

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>Economy Big Crash >The Calm Before The Storm >Theres A Storm Coming >United States Flag >Sunshine State >Heart Attack Coming Soon Be careful of what you meme, anons.

>>62415 couldn't you do the banner using svg with an embedded cropped picture and some css in the svg file itself to animate it?

>>62426 I tried it myself Jonathan Joestar >Bitcoin is the Anti-Christ's currency >The world is not enough >System of a Down >Concrete jungles of crime and strife >Jerusalem divided >Jesus is a plagiarism of Mithras >She is aware she is a fallen angel >Wrath of God on Russia >The society of crossed keys >Hitler was a communist >author of the Protocols of Zion Joseph Joestar >On 7 December the 7th seal was broken >Ye offer polluted bread upon mine alter >Behold the beast in all its hideous deformity >I am that I am but am also a part of you >Who is Lucifer married to >Satan to marry Prince Harry (guess that answers the above question) >You were Noah >They are brainwashed >Who are the greys >Universal conscious of Christ >disease bearing wind spirits Jotaro Kujo >You don't burn churches in America >God warned you >The key to destroying all lies >Anti-Christ Xi Jinping Confirmed (fucking lol) >I have millions of enemies fighting against me >Investigate mental health problems >Deadly abuse of children before Almighty God >Praying and Fasting for lost souls >It's either me or the Government >Abraham the jew >Ultimate incarnation of evil >Confirmed Krishna is virtual and fake >The Reptilians are cowards >As mercy departs, so shall they >Muhammad was cast into Hell Part 9 is looking real interesting, Bravo Araki

>>62428 Man, that would be a crazy part 9, its like jojo mixed with SMT.

>>62428 >It's either me or the Government

>entire country is about to be buttfucked by the Taliban >wOmEn MoSt aFfeCteD https://archive.is/NpCW9

>>62431 <entire country is about to be buttfucked by the Taliban You know who isn't about to be buttfucked anymore? Little Afghani boys. Courtesy of comfy/k/: