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Anonymous 09/22/2021 (Wed) 21:15:11 No. 9068
My GF's loli sister makes me feel like Im dating the wrong girl.
are you implying they are both hispanic/castiza/mestiza/goblina? If you are white you should definitely pursue, brown girls worship white skin, and want to have a white man to seed their fertile cunts, it's not a cultural thing, it's biologically ingrained
>>9072 Native. The rarest species of brownies.
>>9074 have fun anon! you will experience one of your most potent orgasms in your life
>>9077 I've already taken her to some train watching "dates". She loves them trains.
How old is she OP? Does she seem interested?
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>>9080 7. And she's interested in the way that all little cuties are interested in an adult male friend but Im not sure if she's interested in the way Im interested in her. One oddity is that she asks me to pull her tongue. Which I definitely Iike but I don't know what she gets out of that. Maybe that's her way of showing interest?
>>9083 She wants to make out with you Once you give her that it will be hard for you to keep her away
>>9084 Oh that sounds lovely. So you think the tongue game is her speaking in code? Can lolis be that sneaky?
>>9083 I think you should go for it bro, she'll probably love it >>9085 I don't think she's speaking in code, she's a kid and kids are dumb so she has dumb ways of flirting.
>>9085 Girls are extremely socially savvy from very early on Before the age of social media, girls sucked dick and got their guts dug out at 12 years old tops with either boys their age, older kids in school, or older men, imagine how it is now with an oversocialized female populace, with phones being ubiquitous and precocious family and acquaintances
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>>9072 >If you are white you should definitely pursue, brown girls worship white skin This is a fact. >>9087 >she's a kid and kids are dumb This is anti propaganda.
>>9089 But kids *are* dumb and so are you and there's nothing wrong with that
>>9090 The belief that kids are dumb is what created the AOC.
>>9091 We have plenty of antis here eager to dehumanize children at all times tbh.
>>9091 >>9092 Just because kids are dumb doesn't mean they aren't human or their choices aren't valid.
>>9091 It's typical of shame societies to weaponize healthy sexuality and demonize it in order to manipulate both kids and adult men, this is the rationale they use for compulsory public education in a lot of places.
>>9093 I think you're missing the point people are trying to make. It's not that kids are stupid and you would honestly be surprised by how smart kids are and how fast they go from shitting themselves to complex thinking. I think what you are seeing as dumb is the difference in how kids socialize and share ideas. It's not that they are dumb or don't know how to get the point across, it's that they haven't yet gone through the conditioning people go through on the path to adulthood where everyone learns to do things a certain way. Kids simply have more unique ways of sharing their complex thoughts as they have been less filtered than adults in that field. Maybe you should learn to think a bit outside of the box yourself.
>>9093 I refuse to grant the premise they are dumb.
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Fanart from a drawchad!
>>9098 >>9097 I'm sorry anons but they are obviously dumb and if you can't see that it's because you're dumb too
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>>9107 Typical anti argument that demands you accept it on its face or you're wrong because you disagree with it, and "It's obviously the way it is because it's that way and if you disagree see above." What does dumb even mean? Pic related is obviously what you're going for, since you aren't saying they're mute. All children are unintelligent? Bullshit to varying degrees of severity, some are exceptionally bright and others less so - but unintelligent across the board is not the rule. All children are ignorant? Maybe inexperienced, some are more inexperienced than others, but that does not in any way mean they are too stupid to learn, or are brainless or mindless. If that were the case, it would be odd how they ever 'become smart' by being fed a load of bullshit over whatever compulsory state education they undergo, but I mean they must since adults are so intelligent that almost every part of the world is FUBAR to some degree. I would sooner be willing to grant that the average human is not intellectually impressive than grant children are exceptionally unimpressive. It's bullshit. You antis only love the children are stupid narrative because it allows you to feel morally righteous when abusing them by denying them their agency and imposing your will on them. Apologize to me for making me waste my time debunking your bullshit, don't apologize for being right, because you are not.
We made pizza together! And I mean actual pizza the food. Im not gonna rush things and do what you're thinking of.
>>9180 I'm so happy for you Anon, don't let the horny fuck this up for you, just enjoy your time with her and cuddle, do cute and romantic things, if you can slide a butt rub on there or stealthily feel her up that's ok I guess, but don't risk it! I know a part of your brain just wants to rail that little cunny and fill her child womb with your adult seed, but you gotta guide her and let her take control of the relationship, guide her indirectly to the horny way and she'll eventually get curious and horny enough to grab your dick herself and you'll be set.
>>9181 Thanks! When I see her for the first time in a day, yeah I want to colonize that but as the day goes on the horny feelings go away and the lust is replaced by love and Im just enjoying our nice time together.
>>9183 So whats the story? This was your first date and it went well, but how did it get there in the first place? Do her parents know, and if they only partially know to what extent? Did she approach you or you her? When is the second date? I NEED DETAILS
>>9184 >So whats the story? It's right there in the OP. >how did it get there in the first place? She wanted pizza and I told her that it would be much better for her to learn how to do it herself. >Do her parents know, and if they only partially know to what extent? As far as they know Im friends with my GF's sister. They don't know how I feel about her. >Did she approach you or you her? When we met? My GF introduced me to her family like GFs typically do. Little did she know she was also introducing me to the girl that might one day replace her. >I NEED DETAILS Not very good with those, sorry to disappoint.
>>9186 Nice try. :^)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=yzNcZdCYat0 Both of us love Ena so when we saw this announcement we couldn't be happier! I pre ordered the Ena plush both to support Joel and to surprise a very special girl.
>>9241 what does your actual gf think of the amount of time you spend with her sister? you think she might be jealous? be careful a jealous bitch is more dangerous than a rifle, Jealousy can lead to her to suspect you might be a pedo (even if your weren't) she might just think that out of jealousy and fuck everything up.
>>9297 As of now she finds it cute but you're absolutely right. I need to plan a schedule on how much I spend time with each sister so she doesn't get jealous or worse.
>>9307 Have you fucked the little one yet
>>9308 That would be unwise.
>>9309 Why?
>>9310 he needs to build trust before he fucks her little cunny, otherwise he'd get caught
Had a similar situation with my X's daughter, 7. Take your time, I did and it was worth it. 1 year from washing her clam in the bath she was grinding her naked self against my tool on her mums bed. Edit: to the retard who deleted the post go read >>>/site/4238
Edited last time by granny on 09/29/2021 (Wed) 23:31:02.
>>9374 Tell us more
>>9376 God damn it, why did the mods delete his post?
>>9377 Because he literally confessed to committing a crime. >Waaaaah but it shouldn't be a crime! But it is. Facts don't care about your coomer feelings.
>>9378 It was hot though. I understand.
What did he say? >>9378 Even fucking Acid said it's not against the rules to admit to crimes you fucking bootlicking swine
Injun loli Anon here to say that I wasn't the guy that got banned, just in case anyone was wondering. I haven't done any spicy business with her.
really? the faggot chimp mod deleted my reply asking for the content of >>9374 to be reinstated This place is too strict, I'm out >>9400 Best of luck brownie breeding anon
>>9401 It looks like the globals went on a tear, and that a bunch of posts were reported globally. I can't really do anything about that, unfortunately, but I wish they would just leave the board alone. Despite what niGGers insist and what they all desperately argued would happen the website is still here and there is no CP spam. I enforce the rules they laid out, I'm not sure why that's not good enough and they feel the need to come in here and delete a bunch of posts.
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>>9407 Actually our bodies have all been invaded and our memories wiped by bad actors CIA gangstalkers that have shut down the site but imprisoned us in a glownigger prison we experience in a similar fashion to the Matrix while being datamined by direct neural data transfer into the central databanks. I only figured it out when I finally stopped taking my free will suppression tablets that fucking spook doctor kept giving me to keep me in the dark.
>>9425 Seriously though, anti-psychotics suck. They work by suppressing all your emotions so you'll just feel more empty if you take them.
>>9426 The approach of most psychiatrists is to simply carpet bomb your whole brain with chemicals because despite their posturing we dont actually know that much about it or how it works. Its closer to a chemical lobotomy than a helpful treatment, though at least it's better than them cutting pieces of your brain out or just fucking electrocuting/torturing you as they used to. Now they only do that on off hours in the hospital. Trust the experts, right?
>>9427 The only drugs that work are the ones they don't want the cattle to have. Meth, coke, heroin, ketamine, lsd, shrooms, pcp, all good for you in appropriate doses. The cowards are afraid of human potential.
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Update #1: She wants to be Dream BBQ Ena for Halloween. Which means I gotta give her a haircut. Which means another pseudo date. Update #2: Big sister is afraid of thunder. Little sister laughs at thunder. The brave sister is the superior sister.
>>9428 >t. Brandon Robert Kelley
>>9430 based Brandon knows his shit
>>9429 Anon, unless you have experience cutting hair, I suggest just taking her to a hairdresser or something. Otherwise you might upset her despite having good intentions. >Superior little sister laughs at thunder. Truly based. Please don't fuck it up, anon.
>>9442 Oh I have experience don't worry about that. Should've mentioned that that's my job.
>>9443 Oh, that's perfect then. So, how far are you planning to go with her? I can understand how difficult it might be to keep it in your pants, but the chances of something going wrong if you go too far and too fast are astronomical.
>>9444 Im gonna treat this like any normal relationship. Right now we're at the friend stage where one of the friends has feelings for the other one. I am not going to skip any stages because I want this to work out. Love is a bigger priority than lust.
>>9445 Glad to see you've got a good head on your shoulders. Do your best not to hurt the kid, anon. She seems great, and it sounds like she really trusts you.
>>9446 She's the sweetest girl I've ever met. I wish every man could have a kid like her.
you're cheating on your girlfriend
>>9445 Friendzoned lmao
Cheating on your girlfriend with her hot sister is already too good to be true. Cheating on her with her hot loli sister? 110% fake. Come up with better lies.
I'm really jealous! My last girlfriend is a filipina and her little sister (12 at the time) loved hanging around me too. I think she had a crush. Would have loved to have a threesome with the two of them but since I'm not living in a hentai that never happened. Hope she's doing okay now she was a good kid.
>>9455 >since I'm not living in a hentai that never happened You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>9459 You also miss 100% of the shots that are way too out of reach.
>>9461 How do you know you couldn't make it happen? You need to ne more confident, girls like confidence
Today Injun Loli learns how to make spaghetti as well as chocolate cupcakes. She's officially a better cook than her sister.
>>9459 Some shots aren't worth the risk. As much as I would have loved it I'm pretty confident that it was never going to happen.
>>9463 So, what's next on your road to making her the perfect gf? Are you gonna teach her self defense too?
>>9462 And how many loli threesomes have you had, Anon?
hey anon I know it's way too early for it, but I think it's pretty safe to assume you've already thought on how you'd (hypothetically) initiate her on sexual activities, would you mind telling us what (hypothetical) plans have you come with to (hypothetically) introduce her to sexual and erotic acts? hypothetically speaking of course, is no like you are planning to commit a crime, because speaking of that is not allowed, so I'm just asking a hypothetical question hypothetically
>>9479 I wouldn't know where to start. >>9484 Hypothetically, I would tell you that you need to try harder to hide your hypothetical glowing.
>>9483 All of them
>>9485 hypothetically, answer the fucking question, bc I'm hypothetically horny and want you to hypothetically tell me how'd you'd fuck her
>>9488 hypothetically try harder hypothetical special agent
>>9489 come on man, I'm no out to bust you, the only thing I wanna bust is a nut inside a little loli clam
>>9241 >>9429 How can one girl be so based?
>>9510 I don't understand what ena is. Please explain it to me because I am stupid.
>>9511 If you don't get it the first time, you won't get it ever.
>>9083 It's doesn't mean anything, OP. Don't listen to these delusional thirst boys. Whatever you do, stay within the confines of the law. All it takes is one slip up on her part, and you're likely going get &V'd. Kids are just silly and goofy. She likely doesn't mean anything by it. If she really wants a kiss she can ask like anyone. Until then, keep it in your pants, lover boy.
>>9491 This one made me chuckle agent, you should quit the bureau and become a comedian like Joe Rogan because you're too good for this line of work. You should be bringing joy to people through laughter not trying to cause suffering by entrapping anons who are the light of this world (pedophiles).
>>9181 That's called grooming, you fool. OP don't do that. Keep it above board. You've got a good thing going; just love her and be kind. When you give into your lust, that's when the cops come to your door and she grows up to blame you for everything that went wrong as an adult.
>>9513 >thirst boys Female hands typed this
>>9515 Why is grooming (seduction) ok for adults but when you do it to kids suddenly it's evil?
>>9518 Because kids don't understand what they're getting themselves into? That's why you have to groom them. You don't have to groom women or men; they understand what they're getting themselves into when they enter into a sexual relationship and they presumably feel the same desire to enter into said relationship without all the smoke and mirrors you lot try and smoother kids with. Luring kids into a sexual power trip is predatory, hence the whole sexual predator angle y'all get slapped with when inevitably caught. Don't be some delusional incel thinking a 7 year old "really wants it" because she's young, dumb and naïve about your true intentions. She's just being a normal little girl and responding positively to OP's affection. If OP values her happiness and his freedom, he'll keep his hands to himself and be content with enjoying her company, otherwise he has no one to blame but himself when the patty wagon comes to drag his sorry ass off to prison, and she grows up to hate and resent him for exploiting her youth and ignorance. >>9517 >You: Boy (man is too generous) >Also you: Horny beyond reason The connection is clear.
>All these people believing OP's obvious LARP. This board gets worse and worse.
>>9520 You're just jealous because your LARP thread didn't get as many replies. Maybe I'll make my own LARP thread later and show you how easy it is for somebody truly based like me.
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I believe OP solely because "Ena cosplay" is such a random element in an otherwise unremarkable story. >>9511 Weird animations. It will leave you with a sense of confusion that you'll either love or hate. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=xUwJWv38FpY https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Td7CBNu0914 https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=juBv2XWnwt8 This one is fan made but it emulates the style perfectly. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=kst9URA3uNI
>>9524 Holy shit this feels familiar but I have never seen it before and am old af. Reminds me of invader zim and 80s anime somehow.
>>9525 That's great, Anon! What I love about Ena is that everyone has a different reaction and reason to enjoy it.
>>9519 >Because kids don't understand what they're getting themselves into? What's so difficult to understand, you touch her kitty and it feels good. Besides explaining it is part of good grooming anyway. >You don't have to groom women Bullshit, except for sluts men have always had to groom women, that's what shit like pickup-artists is all about is grooming women. >Luring kids into a sexual power trip What the hell are you even talking about? >Don't be some delusional incel thinking a 7 year old "really wants it" because she's young, dumb and naïve about your true intentions. I believe that a little girl is a person whose desires and choices are valid, who has agency and free will and can decide for herself if she wants it or not, and I believe the same about everyone who is dumb and naive regardless of their age. You only disrespect children like this because society has made treating them with dignity unpopular.
>>9535 Okay, so I'm not the same anon, so I was gonna let you say whatever it is you're trying to make a point about here and wait for OP's status report, but one thing in particular I personally just can't let slide. >Shit like pick-up artists is all about grooming women. Anon, come on. That stuff is all bullshit. All the videos about so-called pick-up artists are all staged. Sorry to break it to you, but people aren't that gullible in real life. Or at least, most aren't.
>>9519 Little girls will put your hands exactly where they want them. I would say thats wanting it. Especially when she undresses herself first so its easier for you
>>9545 Why haven't any little girls tried to put my hand between their legs?
>>9547 Because you are not attractive to them.
>>9545 God, this post brought back memories. >those little girls I used to babysit who both openly had crushes on me >the younger one also hated to bathe so I would have to catch her while she was running around the house naked and force her to take a bath >would sit on my lap constantly >was babysitting them at my house on one occasion and she climbed into my bed with me and kissed me Now they're in their mid to late 20s and both very fat. Kind of wish I'd just gone for it back then and gotten my dick sucked or something instead of behaving. Life's been pretty shit since anyway. Could have at least had some fun and then just killed myself instead of never touching cunny and living an unremarkable, lonely life.
>>9559 See these girls (and you) were robbed of joy and a proper life by anti kikelings. You all could have been so happy, and through that happiness you would all have been more active and outgoing and healthy. They would be in great physical shape along with you, and you would have had two fitness model wives by now and they would have a strong alpha husband with a six pack and good posture.
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The hair has been cut. I didn't expect her to have so much hair. This is the first time I've seen her without braids.
>>9572 Oh, cute! Are you gonna be the one taking her trick or treating, OP?
>>9573 I'd love to but the plan right now is for her mom to take her trick or treating and I don't know how to ask to be the one to take her without raising suspicion.
>>9574 So rn the plan is to convince her mom to let you do it them pull her aside into the brush and eat her cunny is that correct?
>>9574 Well, the first step into not arousing suspicion is to just act naturally. Just ask "Hey, ma. If you're not up for it, I can take Ena out trick or treating. Is that cool?" If it works, great. If it doesn't, don't feel bad. Not sure how long you've been together with the sister, but if her mom trusts you enough, she could at the very least let you tag along with the two of them. Also, don't listen to >>9575 . Don't ruin the experience for the kid.
>>9577 Don't worry OP isn't retarded.
>>9577 >ruin Little girls love cunny licks
>>9574 If she likes you get her to ask and tell her to act like she came up with it if she does want you to. >>9547 start with backscratches and theyll do the rest or >>9549
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Her mask has been colored. Along with another mask with classic Ena colors. She's gonna wear these long after Halloween. >>9577 >>9583 These ideas are being considered. >>9575 This idea is being ignored.
>>9585 >mask cuck
>>9585 I actually binged Joel Gs whole channel and now I understand ENA. Your loli GF is pretty based, anon.
>>9623 That's awesome!
>>9585 I always get my loli girlfriend to ask when she wants to spend the night with me. My girlfriend tells me not to bring it up if the kid doesn't but i always see if she wants to when nobody else is around, then she goes like it's her idea to come with me >>9623 I think most kids are pretty based but easily influenced by gay shit. I wish it was acceptable to raise a little girl to be a perfect wife, untainted by this hell we live in
>>9629 How to get lgf?
>>9629 >I wish it was acceptable to raise a little girl to be a perfect wife literally grooming, oh but when I ask on what's your plan to (hypothetically) get to enjoy her sweet cunny then everyone looses their shit, fuck you guys. I'm gonna get my own loli girlfriend and I'm gonna brag about her somewhere else you guys are not my friends anymore!
>>9635 Good luck with that, officer. Maybe one of your superiors will be willing to share his daughter.
>>9635 Telling such a plan would get the post deleted because it could be interpreted as illegal advice.
>>9636 stop bullying me guys, I'll stop asking ok? jeez, just don't treat me like that, I know I'm dumb u.u
OP on Halloween.
>>9631 >>9635 It's mostly luck to get one. If you want cunny stories go to wonderland. I wouldn't call it grooming, just keeping her away from degeneracy so she can properly pair bond
>>9644 >It's mostly luck to get one That's not very helpful advice :(
>>9645 Reality is often disappointing.
>>9645 I said single mothers and really any attention starved kid but i guess the post got deleted. Girls will attach to whoever gives them the most attention
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Costume's done. And she looks lovely in it.
>>9649 Very cute indeed
>Talking about Ena and Joel G. >Not bringing up Joel's cancelled masterpiece. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=xiroLjM7UZM
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The lips have been kissed.
>>9784 Specifically the cunny lips
>>9784 What does this mean, anon
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>>9785 No. >>9786 It means the lips have been kissed.
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>>9785 No. >>9786 It means the lips have been kissed.
>>9788 >>9787 Double post! Whose lips have been kissed by whom?
>>9789 Mine vs the cutest girl in the world's.
>>9790 Good for you anon!!
>>9784 FUN FACT! IT'S LEGAL TO KISS A CHILD! LOOK IT UP!
>>9797 On the cunny if your married.
>>9788 >>9790 Was it a 'thanks mister' peck on the lips or did she let it go on a little too long to let you know shes crushing on you after all your help?
>>9806 >We were having ice cream >She says that she likes spitting her ice cream back into her spoon and then eating it because "mouthed ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream" >She's been wondering what it would be like to have someone else's mouthed ice cream >Asks me to swap ice cream with our mouths. >Mwah mwah Not what I had in mind for a first kiss but the fact that she trusts me enough to tell me weird stuff like this is very good.
>>9817 >>She says that she likes spitting her ice cream back into her spoon and then eating it because "mouthed ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream" This kid has issues, she's probably gonna be one of those insane crackwhores you find in back alleys when she grows up tbh
>>9817 but you're cheating on your girlfriend
>>9818 Cute girls always end up like that. Look up Amy Winehouse as a kid.
>>9817 >>9818 Maybe she just likes soft ice cream so she eats it after she lets it melt in her mouth a bit? Or she has a thing for spit so you could let her bully you and spit in your mouth. >>9821 society cheats us all out of the pure love of little girls so it cancels out
>>9834 >you could let her bully you and spit in your mouth That's my fetish
>>9817 So, was there any tongue involved? Also, make sure she doesn't mention it to her sister or to the parents. And congrats, anon.
>>9925 Im not sure. The blobs of chocolate in our mouths made it hard to tell what was going on in there. And she's a trustworthy girl.
>>9927 Well, what do you have in mind next? Halloween is in a few weeks. Have you figured out if the parents will let you tag along?
>>9928 Gotta figure out how to bring it up into conversation naturally. Can't just force the topic out of nowhere.
>>9929 Yeah you can. You're overthinking this a bit. Try bringing it up with the girl first to see if she's cool with it. Like: >"Hey, Ena. Halloween is just around the corner. Are you looking forward to it?" >"Yeah, me too! Say, can you ask your mom if she's fine with me tagging along for the trick or treating? I really wanna see how cute people will say you look in that costume." If it works, good. If it doesn't, better luck next time. Also, you just wanna hang out with her during the trick or treating, right?
>>9929 >can't just force the topic But you literally can by having your girl do it >>9933 >>9583 Just talk to her about it first and get her to ask. Kids are spontaneous and nobody would think twice
>>9935 Also note that OP isnt even really doing anything bad or illegal, just going out trick-or-treating with a little girl. You literally couldn't pick a more innocent activity if you tried.
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>>9937 >Implying even imagining platonic interaction with CIA agents isn't cp because of the context of you being a pedophile This is what pic related (a fat ugly kike that enjoys nigger penis) actually believes.
>>9939 oh my bad I didn't realize there was that gay filter un­d­e­rage gir­ls fat kike btfo'd once again
>>9940 Be careful dude. According to the board owner getting around word filter(s are gay)s like that will destroy this entire website.
Wait, there's a wordfilter now? What's it on? Cunny?
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>Big sister texts me that IiI sister wants me to take her trick or treating. It being genuinely her idea is infinitely more satisfying than the pretending you guys suggested.
>>9945 Well, congrats! Just please don't do anything stupid, OP.
>>9941 >>9942 The word filter(s are gay) is globally applied because people were using the filtered terms to attract bots to the site that would flag it as CP. Totally forgot about that word filter(s are gay)s are gay filter though.
>>9949 >The word filter(s are gay) is globally applied because people were using the filtered terms to attract bots to the site that would flag it as CP That's 100% Acid telling a lie. One of the things he filtered was just the word PT, which is absolutely not enough to trigger any bots
>>9953 Pretty sure /cow/friend was wordfiltered too. (pedophile in denial, shortened first word).
>>9945 I mean that was the obvious answer from the start. If she liked you enough she would just ask on her own and you wouldn't have to. Also good job and make sure to check her candy by first putting it in your mouth and having her get it out with her tongue
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So the IittIe gal had another interesting idea. At first, when talking Ena costumes I suggested she go as the Shepherd catgirl since she looks sorta Native-ish despite being Russian. In response she suggested I cosplay as (Classic) Ena because Ena has a man's voice. Eventually she decided she wanted to go as "Train conductor Ena" (Dream BBQ). Fast forward to now, she wants me to cosplay Shepherd. Bros...
And for those who don't give a shit about Ena, here's a bonus fact about lil sis. She ballin. Hopefully you'll find that interesting.
I am increasingly convinced that this is all fake
>>9963 it took you this long to realize that retard?
>>9964 Don't be mean just cause im stupid :(
Also double dubs
>>9961 If you can pull it off, then what's the big deal?
>>9976 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Hey boys OP here I broke up with my girlfriend and her loli sister to take BIG BLACK COCKS up my ass because they are my one true passion who needs lolis when you can get BLACKED
Interracial is not allowed on hebe
>>9977 How does god feel about hand-me-down unisex clothing
>>9961 I'm not sure if your sentiment is negative or positive, but I am jealous of your webcore loli gf
>>9962 Ballin as in your balls her mouth? Seriously though you better show candy haul after Halloween or this is all fake
>>9978 RIP this thread.
>>9986 Its not derailed until you call attention too. Talk about OPs secret loli gf. I personally also can't wait for halloween to come. I like being theatrical to make all the kids smile, I sit on my porch distributing the largest candybars I can find too. It feels good to make people happy. Theres nothing sexual about it for me there, I just like it when children are happy.
>>9987 >Talk about OPs secret loli gf She doesn't exist, Anon, let it go.
>>9988 It's real to me anon. You might have doubt in your heart, but I choose to have faith. I choose to believe.
My theory is that the OP was telling the truth but he actually stopped posting some time ago and the Halloween arc is being written by someone else.
>>9977 You know this is a mistranslation, right? Besides, who the hell gives a shit?
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>You know this is a mistranslation, right? Besides, who the hell gives a shit?
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>>9993 You hit the nail on the head.
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>>9536 >pua is bullshit Cope from a seething incel. Female of all ages are basically retarded and fall for male manipulation all the time.
>>10199 I really enjoy pua videos, because watching creepy out of touch Dunning-Kruger spergs fail is something I find very entertaining.
>>10199 Alright, Don Juan. And when was the last time that shit worked in your favor? Oh, never? I wonder why.
>>10206 It seemed to work for Roosh
>>10207 Yeah yeah, Roosh this dick into your mouth, dipshit.
>>10208 Y so mad bro?
No post-Halloween report? Well, I guess OP either got found out and sent to the spice mines, or none of this was ever real to begin with. A bit of a letdown either way, honestly.
>>10230 I like to imagine OP went all the way and is now sweating bullets and scared to come back to this thread.
>>10230 Scroll up, genius. He already admitted it was a lie a week ago.
>>10231 i want to go all the way so bad bros
>>10233 Oh, so >>10072 was OP? Well, props to him then. He started a thread only for someone else to actually make it interesting. So in that case, what has the original OP actually been up to?
>>9107 Fuck off and kill yourself you dumb fucking nigger. I was smarter than the adults even when I was a kid.
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I haven't spoken to her since I made this thread. And what the hell's an ena?
>>10538 Disappointed.
>>10265 this is what a les than 80 iq looks like
>>10538 I now know what the hell's an Ena. The retards who actually believed that a 7 year old liked that shit deserved to be catfished.
How do you justify praying on you kids. There's something wrong with yall. You don't deserve to breath in my book. What your doing and talking about on here in nothing other there premeditated child rap. Sad day in age.
>>10791 Im the catfish and I approve this message. >>10927 That's nice, dear.
>>10927 >How do you justify praying on you kids Actually I pray on God >premeditated child rap I don't like nigger music
>>10927 Their fault for looking so hot
>>9535 >No no no! I just wanna vote Dems and I'm NOT content with an actual relationship, shut up!! Admit that you are a subhuman that just wants sex and can't control himself. Do you like lgs or do you "like" lgs
>>11023 >Admit that you are a subhuman that just wants sex and can't control himself No.
>>11074 This thread was confirmed fake a long time ago, buddy.
>>11075 That does not mean I cannot help someone else looking for help.
>>11074 This is fake news
>>11132 Why do you keep doing this? What does highlighting a post without saying anything accomplish?


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