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Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 02:00:49 No. 9619
Why are paedos in popular (comedy) media almost always homosexual men? Is it because that's funnier? Is it because it's genuinely functionally more common irl? Is it because it's easier to handle? Don't just shout off some one-line vague /pol/ answer, let's have an actual discussion here.
Are they really tho? Quagmire is also a pedo.
>>9621 He's an ephebephile at best.
Because Seth Macfarlane is a Jewish homosexual like everyone else in television and film
Back in the good ol days pedophiIe only meant attracted to boys.
Because any trauma caused to a male is seen as funny. Media portrays men as faceless and soulless so anything can be done to them and they just be replaced. The whole women want to be equal but still treated like queens and never hurt as well
>>9626 Because girl-love was just normal.
>>9619 they just want to laugh at homos and that's the only publicly acceptable way promiscuous homo pedos are seen as something more disturbing and harmful than pedos with single child brides. it's weird but normies have some sanity left
>Why are paedos in popular (comedy) media almost always homosexual men? Well let's see, the alternatives are: A. Man who wants to fuck Little Girls B. Woman who wants to fuck Little Boys C. Woman who wants to fuck Little Girls A. Isn't exactly fertile ground for comedy as on the one hand it's (for a normalnigger) uncomfortably close to the norm so the only way to communicate it in something like a cartoon would be to make him an out and out demon and/or the age discrepancy blindingly obvious, like having him ancient (a straight Herbert) and hanging around a playground or elementary school looking for ass, an adult going after a high or even middleschooler isn't going to be so notable in that medium unless it hinges on busybody authorities or the father character losing his shit over it (like Al Bundy), which is usually the reality of the situation IRL. If it's IRL media you've got the issues of writing it, casting it, the dumbest retards in the public giving said actor shit forever and it also opens a Pandora's box of distinctions that (were it fleshed out) would force those watching to admit individual pedos are very different beasts, they just want to tar the whole lot with the same BABY RAPIST brush and ignore that law is an artificial pastiche atop human nature and cannot negate it. The idea that ANY kind of relationship with a pedo (even a totally innocent non-sexual one) might not harm a child and could in fact be a benefit would make a lot of normalfags squirm in their skin, they're ill prepared for such ideas after 40 years of 'stranger danger' shit when in reality it's a relation fugging the kid 95% of the time. B. Is just viewed as weird or sad by most women and a wistful dream ('Nice' etc) by men, again IRL casting would be troublesome though probably much less so than A, barely anyone hates a straight female pedo, it's either considered unusual or pretty hot depending on who's judging it. C. Is kind of represented by the stereotypical ugly bulldyke PE instructor. I doubt a hot one could work as a humorous device unless she was like Russian dominatrix. So it seems fags and dykes are just easier to make fun of cos their desires are aberrations, ironically straight pedos are too 'normal' to make for much hilarity outside of: "What are ya gonna talk to her about? Homework?!" <canned laughter> once that one is out of the way it kind of dries up.
>>9770 >hanging around a playground or elementary school looking for ass How viable is this tactic btw?
>>9771 I wouldn't know but I wager not great since they'll have CCTV on every corner if they'e any sense, plus half the kids would have phones and at least one of the little bastards would film you.


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