I have a lot of dreams but i keep forgetting them. If i get an interesting one i will definitely log it here.

>>531 Matrix hai pyaare

Ok I just remembered one >walking with a girl (idk who she was) >mere ghar ke picche ki gali me >holding hands >lovey-dovey, the shadows are long, sky is crimson (btw I love such sunsets IRL too) >we decide to have sex >take her to a seekrit place my friends and i discovered >undress >ready >remember that I have no condom >'nahi yaar risk nahi le sakta' >masterbate and finish on her butt >wake up and hate myself Also i did say >>536 but no I changed my mind and won't log any dream here See, dreams are only interesting to the person they occur to, and people who talk about dreams do so because there is nothing interesting enough in their IRL lives to talk about

>>538 kek

>>538 Dream journalling is a thing yaar. It also helps you become aware while you're still dreaming resulting in you becoming lucid. Been doing it for a while.

>>537 >07 Is this in reference to the movie or something different?

>>531 >tortoises underwater ??? pani wala turtle hota hai kitne mahsoom ho tum lol..

>>542 Yeah you're right. I hear it makes you remember your dreams more. you know, typing out my dreams made me cringe so i don't like doing it. or if i do it, i definitely wouldn't want others to read it kek

>>546 Yaar jab bhi turtle imagine karta hu to samandar wale flipper wale hi yaad aate hai, to freshwater wale nakhun walo ko tortoise bol deta hu. >>547 Yeah I don't post all of my dreams. I keep my journal private, it's fun to read the dreams you had a year ago. So bizarre but just by reading it you'll remember everything you felt when you dreamt it.

>>548 good thread yaar I also will start to journal my dreams. I want to try lucid dreaming.

>>548 Same here , I dreamt something today i am gonna post it after sometime

>>550 >>563 Awesome yaar. Mai to roz journal karta hu aaj ka bhi kar diya, post karne layak nahi hai lekin.

>>563 this is yesterdays dream: I was in afganistan in search of some rare medicine I went to some remote village for exploring saw people with guns there they didn't post much threat as they were friendly but cant trust them Suddenly while walking a swarm of bees came up to me i started running but they were too fast to i rolled myself on the sad and kept putting sand they were still biting after sometime the bees left luckily all bees didn't bite but it was still paining i went to a hand pump with my friend to wash my body full of sand aft6wasginv an afgans told me to apply some medicine to diminish the pain ... Thats all i remember

>>603 Todays dream: >be me >moved to a new city recently >father told me bangladesh border was nearby >went bazaar with father, since its durga pooja time bazar was crowded >while returning i was surprised to see that the border was at the bazaar, there were two fly overs one of them went to bangladesh and one to india there was a bsf check point in both areas >we had to get in line to enter >it was too crowded that day that people kept pushing from behind and we got pushed towards bangladesh side (we werent the only one) >there was a thrill and fear about how would we go back what would happen if the bangladesh border police discovers us >we reached the end of the bridge and told the border police about th incident , he said its a common thing then they sent us to india through passage

>>604 Everyday life of a bengali

>in my college with a friend, although we've graduated >we walk to a shawarma shop and order 2 shawarmas for old times sake >guy offers us 4 flavours to pick from, I pick avocado flavour >he says it costs ₹100 Scene change >me and my friend are loitering around the college campus >we see a huge reservoir and friend runs towards it instantly and jumps into it Scene change >I see a girl who was in same batch as me >apparently she's in first year now >i see all my batchmates who are still in first year >realise I'm reliving my college days again but with full memory of everything >i go back to that girl and ask which way her class is >she takes me towards her class >on the way I ask her if her teacher recognises all the students (I was planning on attending her class along with her) >right then we reach her class and it was half empty so she decides to bunk too >we both sit on the steps and eat avocado shawarma

>>625 the only girl who used to come in my dream was my crush but i havent seen her irl and in dreams since ages

>>634 We all learn to live without the things we love

>>636 do pahar ke need me sapna aya tha yarro but bhul ab gya busy tha mai

>>668 Dupeher me sona raakshas ka gun hota hai

>>669 mujhe rakshas banne se mat rokoh yaaro!!

aaj subah jaga tab baniyan nahi pehni thi kuch yaad nahi aa raha tha aas paas dekha to paas ke table pe rakhi thi It was wet from sweat which means at some point during the night i felt too hot, removed baniyan, sleepwalked and kept it on the table my sleep is getting more and more fucked recently

>>679 hota hai yaara zyada socho mat

>>679 Tumhara balatkar hua tha dost.

>>684 Ye toh rapey hogaya yaara

>>685 Mujhe is kutte ke iraadhe theek nahi lag rahe

>>684 yaar zaroor koi balaatkari asuri hogi woh >>681 yes yaara lekin aaj raat takiye ke neeche hanuman chalisa rakh ke sounga

>>531 >was driving a car when a friend calls me by my father's name >stopped the car near him >we start eating cheetos that he took out from my car I don't know how to drive a car

this afternoon >roastie tries to punish me by driving her heels into my toes >doesn't work so she gets frustrated and tries again and again >i start laughing >it's comical at this point >mfw wearing steel toe safety shoes i believe it came from the self defence video by Delhi police i watched where they tell women to drive their heels into the foot of an assilant

>>803 Hehe 1 step ahead of the police. Here's my dream from last night >was eating raisins outside >see crows and decide to feed them >they fly away >but a kiwi bird walks in and starts eating the raisins i threw >then a black pigeon joins in >both were very friendly and would even sit on my hand

>>803 Kek. Bimaru rapist log shoe nahi pehnte aut police iska accha fayda utha rahe hai.

>>531 In a dream last night I beat my bully till he was bloody on the face. Next day I realise that it's not like the movies where if you stand up against your bully they stop picking on you. Next day he came with many of his friends and beat me up. And the day after that he came alone to beat a broken me. I was crying and begged for him to leave. A crowd gathered around and he then pretended to have nothing to do with me. It was raining and everyone was looking at me as I was on my knees, crying on the bus stop.

today I dreamt of rotten teeth what did I mean by this?

don't remember how it started but here's what I can recall >people were trying to find a lost temple >i tell them people would even worship a water drum (it was funny in the dream) >scene changes to me walking around an old europian type building >i suddenly try flying (this is my trigger) >i actually fly >i became aware, at this point I was lucid >i see a horse and sat on it >flew through the sky while sitting on the horse but there were tree branches hitting me >to avoid it I sped downwards >was a little scared that I might crash but I wanted to go underwater >there was a very small puddle that would barely fit me >i crash into it but once down it was huge >there were corals and stuff That's it, lost awareness right after that and don't remember what happened next

>>938 pretty cool anon hope you get more lucid dreams and become a real life inception wizard

Me and my friend were walking behind a girl and my friend suddenly pulls my pants down for her to see me. Thankfully I held my pants right before it could show more. They both start giggling. Turns out they had already conspired this. The girl then pulls down her own skirt to show her fanny. Was shocked to see that she had shaved her pubes to look like a thick pajeet moustache. Picrel for reference.

>>965 why doesnt things like this happen to me?

>>531 well here is my dream >be me >living in a big cyberpunk city in the future >chilling in my house >hear a big noise, like a sonic boom from outside >youtube video for a reference: 🔗youtu.be/AmfHLHDgcZg?t=16 (its a scene from the game called INSIDE btw) >so i went outside to see a giant atomic bomb the size of a ship far in the middle of the city (pic for reference). i could see it from pretty far away. >the bomb hadnt went off for some reason (its a dream after all) >half of the city was demolished >warning system rang to get as far away as possible from the bomb >people were screaming and running and everything was chaotic >bridge to the nearby collapses >cant cross >we hide in the nearby building (that was already half destroyed by the shock-wave) >waiting for the bomb to go off so we can die... >....

>>969 holy shit. I too have a "nuclear explosion" dream once. Woke up freaked out in cold sweat. Your brain probably subconsciously took in the whole putin's nuke drama that is making news and made up your dream. Also I might delete the h t t p s:// -> 🔗 filter as it messes with embeds. What do you think?

>>970 just filter 🔗 to 🔗🔗 bruh

>>972 whoops i meant 🔗 with 🔗🔗

>>973 waaaaaaaaaaa atleast filters here are bettef than purandlvids lundiachan h t t p s to 🔗🔗

>>969 this scene partly matched from hattori, they too had a unexploded bomb , and hottori pranked kenechi that it had exploded

>>972 >>973 what is this symbol anyway? blackpill?

>>976 Chain link

>>976 ara wat are u patan?

>>531 >amir khan from talash and his higher ups were conspiring to take down a school >all they wanted was any evidence against the school and the higher ups would pull the strings and get what they wanted >amir khan goes in casual clothing to the school to a parents teachers meeting >one mother confronts him and amir loses his cool and starts cussing and takes a swing to hit her >he suddenly notices a phone camera and realises the school people were planning this all along >a guy from school takes the phone and drives away >amir chases him with his car and both collide and there's a huge explosion near the bridge Scene changes >now the cop had planted a bomb in a bag best the highway >him and I were watching it from a far away tower >the bag starts emitting thick white smoke >2 random people (brother and sister, age 10ish) working in a small roadside shop see it >they carry the bomb hand in hand and walk towards the rice fields >they had orange scarfs, boy asks me which way the lake was >i point in the direction, and they walk away

>>977 Oh , in desktop it looks like a blackpill, in Android it looks different

>>1057 dream time >be me >go on a family vacation to our grandparents home >go to the riverside with sister, gets to now that its bangladesh on the oppisite side of the river >go back home and tell dad about it >dad and i go to river, we have to take a ferryto go to the other side >gets on ferry and then took a tourist train to explore bangladesh >the scenery wasnt good, I dont remember when i slept but on waking up we were back to indian border thats it (it was a non lucid dream)

>>604 >>1073 Ye pakka koi sign hai

Here's mine >was living in a new and open house (there were open skylights on ceiling and some walls were also missing) >i go out to a college to get a friend out of legal trouble with a police >while I was arguing with the police, my friend wasn't there >i look around to find him >i go back home and wash my face, right there i see something written on the wall with water but me washing my face had splashed some water on to it so it wasn't legible >i felt like my life was in danger and i ran away >on the way out I see a muslim guy in a jeep pull over in front of me >i quickly hop on it >muslim guy realizes I'm not one of his friends that he was supposed to pick up >he stops to pick his real friend (who was a guy I know irl) >i quickly get down and run away >i run to an old well with stair built inside >there was an old man guarding it who told me how to use the stairs >it was a complicated procedure where you had to bend certain steps, pull some bricks etc. >i said I'll find some other place to hide Fin

>>531 Had a very weird dream that I was with a girl and she talking something about how nipples are very pink these days. I stare at her cleavage. She was sitting down in potty position, I was standing up. I put my hand inside her top and try to reach her nipples but she blocks me with her knees. I ask her to please show it. She denied and then says she'll let me see her penis. She pops her cock out, it was very long. Foreskin was halfway down the dead, I grabbed it and she didn't mind. I then went ahead to suck it and she quickly pulled away. I pleaded and pleaded and she gave just a little space for me to lick it. I licked right at the frenulum and her whole body went limp. I tell her I've had this organ for my entire life so I know how it works. I then pull the foreskin down and kiss the entire head. I then wake up and realised that that dream was something. I was later walking along with her in an empty road which is usually full of traffic. I bring my courage up and decide to tell her about the dream. I was mumbling and stuttering. She didn't understand me even after I fully told it to her. (All this was dream too) I actually wake up.

>>1074 lol yeah, i dreamt about going bangladesh twice, fun fact is my grandparents are from east bengal(now bangladesh), came here during partition

>>1077 Wow there's definitely some missing pieces. Your dreams are a reflection of your subconscious. Practice lucid dreaming and once you get into it ask your dream characters to answer things about your past and connection with Bangladesh.

>>1078 hmm may be will try, i came across another dream threan in late.city https://late.city/late/res/204.html

>>1082 Thanks yaara. Everything dream related is fascinating.

>>531 2 dreams I had today >was cleaning a room and found a long lost steel car toy that I had as a kid >was in college where I find a broken up red colored remote controlled car. Tried fixing it but it was a mess. All the doors still worked, including the rear view mirror. But it was in bad shape. I used the lever on the remote to spin the wheels and turn the lights on.

>>938 >walking along a road with a girl and few friends >a creep tried to get too close to her >i stand between them to keep him away but he pokes her shoulder with his finger >she's startled and I start grappling the guy, it was very hard to get him down but i used the street sign and bashed him to the ground. Then I locked his legs around the pole of the sign and beat him until he died >we left the body there and covered it with sand >his father, a xenemorph looking red lobster was right there watching us. We kill him with a huge knife. There was a lot of caviar inside him that we enjoyed eating. >I reach home along with 3 other girls, and they go to sleep in the bedroom. One sleeps on the floor, 2 on the bed. >I was supposed to sleep on the bed too but i wanted to pee first >I'm in the toilet peeing and remember it's 5am and was trying to calculate how many hours of sleep I'll get today >both my hands were busy on my penis so i looked at my toes to count the hours >as I'm counting i noticed i had 6 toes. I recount and had only 4. This was my trigger (FILD) and I conciously said "I'm lucid dreaming" >I'm excited and walked out of the toilet still peeing all over the floor and went straight to the bedroom with the girls >I undressed the one sleeping on floor, grabbed her and laid her on top of me while i laid on the bed. Was surrounded by girls left right and top >felt her pussy and could feel every crack and layer and the moisture >i go to the other room to see what's there and saw a depressed woman pressing her boobs (probably checking for lumps) >i turned myself invisible and pressed her other boob, she was shocked. To have more fun I slowly brought my hand towards her pussy and gave it a kancho. >turns out I wasn't invisible and she could see me. I pulled her pants down to see her pussy. Was dark and little hairy butt the lips were white as fuck. She introduces her pussy to me "this is my friend she loves eating white" >i walk out of the house and wanted to do some non sexual things now >always wanted to live the underwater experience so i go to find a water spot >see a tree being watered and there was a puddle forming >jumped right into it hoping it'd be deeper down. It wasn't. I was just sitting on mud. I felt embarassed as people were watching me. Even questioned whether it was infact a dream >suddenly i started getting sucked down and I was now under a huge dark ocean. Barely any light. Wanted to see fish and corals but it was too dark. Only saw silhouettes of small schools of fish. >larger rectangles with weird art started flashing in front of me. I got closer to one and got sucked into it. >I was taken to a new world. The sky here was dark but everything was clearly visible. People here were white skinned with blonde/brown hair but looked like indians. >there was some program going on in a stage and everyone was watching it >I thought I should talk to a dream character >I get closer to a woman in blue clothes sitting on a bench. I was kneeled in front of her and unknowingly grabbed her boobs (wanted to grab her hands) she had a shocked expression, i didn't care and asked her what I should do in my life and gave her 4 options. She said if i do "x" I'd be bossed around by a woman forever >I then sat on her lap and penetrated her pussy under the skirt. I didn't thrust or anything, just kept it there for a few minutes. A kid was watching us. Lost lucidity after this but the dream went on >I was building handicrafts with bamboos and ropes >an old man was guiding us and we finished the product. It came out absolutely terrible, was unsymmetric and wasn't even sturdy. This was my longest lucid dream. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and falling asleep again, maybe that helped too. Woke up in the morning feeling like i didn't get a good sleep. My eyes are still a little tired. But I'd choose lucid dreaming over a fulfilling sleep any night.

>>1158 Too sexy yaar. Mujhe bhi seekhna hai lucid dreaming. how do I get started?

>>1163 I've started it a long time back. Maybe around 2019 and only got a proper LD last night. Been having bits and pieces but nothing concrete. >how do I get started? Maine toh HowToLucid.com k podcast se start kiya tha. Bohot sahi info hai usme. Key points would be to >maintain a dream journal so that you remember your dreams >do reality checks often (read about FILD) >just keep thinking and reading about LD, more you think about it more are the chances it'll occur Also WILD is very effective, and have a good sleeping schedule and atmosphere

>in college for some reason >need to pay rupees 1255 for some reason >my parents are there too for some reason >father only has 1208 rupees and the payment counter guy rudely says he doesn't accept phonepe >ok I will get the remaining sum from my friends >can't find anyone anywhere now I'm lurking the corners of college ive never seen before >keep searching for a long time, completely exhausted >find my 9th grade class teacher for some reason >ask her for 47 rupees, she lends me those rupees >rush back to the counter >they're done with the transaction >apparently they did officially accept phonepe but the counter guy didn't like it and would tell people it's not accepted >blow my top >'yeh kaise bhadwe, kaise madarchod bhare pade hai yaha saala tum logon ke egos itne bade bade hote hai akal to ghutne me hoti hai bhenchodo mai kya pagal hu jo 2 ghante se 47 rupees dhund raha hu, pehle nahi bol sakte the kya gandu hijre' etc etc >get expelled for misconduct

>be me in a tall unstable building >my friends are sliding around the verandah (it was slopy and had short railings on sides) >i was scared and was holding on to the railings very tight >slowly muster up the courage to enter inside the room Scene change >the room i was in was on ground floor in front of a huge mountain >a white guy is introduced to me through my uncle >white guy is supposedly here to hire me >he asks me to play badminton with me >it was raining lightly and i didn't want to play >i slowly escape from there and go to the mountain >see a man sleeping there with some dried food in front of him >i slowly tap his head with my racket >he wakes up and looks angry >i run away

i had a beautiful dream but i am too lazy to rewrite and green text it

>>1279 You will miss out on the wonderful land of lucid dreams

>>1280 why? i have it written already mate,

>>1281 >rewrite My bad, thought it read write

>>1288 itzok

>>531 Bumping this thread to life with last night's dream >me and my friend had to go somewhere and I stepped into a jeep >friend pulls me out and says let's go by bus >he steps into the bus and quickly goes to the back seat >i struggle even climbing into the bus (should've been my trigger but oh well) >somehow get in and see all seats either has someone sitting on it or bags placed to reserve it >bus hadn't started yet and some people were waiting outside as their bags were on the seat >i lean against a seat while standing, waiting for the bus to start >girl across me sitting on the window seat asks "what color was sachin tendulkar known for before his cricket days?" >I reply "white" >she makes a happy face and says yayy >I continue "because he starred in birla white wall putty ads" >she makes a disgusted face and asks another question "what was africa known for before it became africa?" >i think think and say "easter Islands and contacting aliens" >she goes "WRONG! easter Islands are in england, but africa was the biggest hub for alien activities" and giggles >she invites me to sit next to her >i say that there's already a bag on the seat next to hers >she just throws it away and pats on the seat for me to sit >the girl who's bag got thrown enters and starts crying >my girl just chases her away >i awkwardly take a seat >i ask her for her name >"my name's anon" >"oh my name's anon too" >we awkwardly laugh She looked like a human version of picrel.

>>1475 Here's mine >a scene from some TV show >good guy is being chased by the bad guy in a green and grassy area >there's a white chicken walking around the field >good guy stabs the bad guy >chicken screams, speakers blast some arabic music in the background as the bad guy's life slowly leaves his body I remember thinking to myself that this is some poetic masterpiece.

>>1478 >was in class, 7th grade >a dog with a fishbowl on it's head and green hard plastic collar walks in >everyone is a little surprised, teacher stops teaching >dog comes closer to me and leaps on me >entire class laughs at me >dog proceeds walking around the class >it starts making weird noises >like squealing sounds with "la.. la" >it hits me right then that the dog was laika from the russian space mission >i tell everyone that is laika but nobody believes me Fin

>>531 been sleeping on the floor for the last few days and not only does my back and hamstrings hurt, I can't even remember my dreams.

>>1747 kyu pyari

>see 3 sisters naked in their yard, they were my neighbours >they were playing and running around >undress myself and sit on the wall >they catch me staring at them >quickly cover my penis >they try to climb the wall to chase me >i run

kal ke workout ke baad bohot deep sleep lag gayi yaaro aaj had vivid dreams but don't remember any of them completely i actually, within the dream, made a mental list of the points to write about in this thread but it all went away the moment i woke up hey wait i just remembered some of it suddenly >baap has an industry for some reason >has a bunch of floors >i go there for the first time >... (don't remember) >keep advancing through floors by stairs >on a certain floor i am suddenly barefoot >try to go to the next floor but feel very sharp pain >there are super fine metal shavings on the floor and the pain is unbearable >...(don't remember) >on every floor there are huge rectangular holes in the ground where some machines used to be, all the holes are aligned i.e. if you fall down you go all the way down >fall into one >get resurrected i also vaguely remember salman khan being there and falling into the hole. no, i am not sallu poster

>>1863 Ye to kisi anime ka plot jaisa hai yaar Here's mine >at home getting ready to go somewhere >i was having breakfast in the kitchen when i see some cars pull up to our gate >the people got out of the car, sat on the table and started discussing with adults of our family outside the house >i saw this as an opportunity to sleep all day instead of wherever i was headed to >go to my room and see a random girl from my school whom i haven't seen in more than a decade >she was going through my stuff >she sees me and quickly runs and hides in the bathroom >i check to see if she stole my wallet, she hadn't >i took the wallet and ran away

>>531 >some guy swinging from ropes invites me to swing with him >join him and he takes me to a factory >along with many others i had to blow air to the huge furnace over there >a girl i last saw in 2010 (she was around 4 years younger than me) recognise me >i recognise her too but pretend not to >she talks to me and explains me who she is >i'm forced to recognise her and we talk for a while >get to know she was only 1 year younger than me >she tells me about her life and career about how she and her siblings are very successful, in full detail How can someone whom I don't even know now give me suifuel. I have no idea where she is or how she's doing.

>>1942 Lol i had something similar except i didn't know the girl Yesterday's dream >walking along at 2am >have to take an underpass (it goes under the highway) >huge gangster looking guy sitting down and drinking in front of a silver E46 BMW >go elsewhere >end up at a hotel, people are drinking there too >leave, the guy closes the door behind me >walk till morning >it's a locality that i vaguely recognise Comfy dream

>>2028 Ye mera kal ka dream >early morning in a junglee village >sudden urge to flash my dick >see a girl in a small straw house >quickly look around to find an excuse to flash her >see 2 puppies across a bridge >idea.png >I'd pick the puppies and give it to her, while doing so I'll accidentally pull my shirt up that would be covering up my exposed dick >go to the bridge to get the puppies, there's a dwarf there picking scraps >shoo him away and grab a puppy >mother of the puppy bites my hand I woke up after that

This is actually helping me remember a lot of dreams, new ones and ones that I already had remembered another one >get on a train from a station in UP >get off on the wrong station >station is literally nothing more than a platform. no shed, no employees etc >weird fog and very cold >follow the only dirt road from the platform >ends up in a small slum-like area >meet a creepy woman and her very beautiful daughter (both Muslim) >she invites me to have sex with her daughter >i ask her what happens after i leave >qatl kar denge >girl makes a seductive expression >refuse like a cuck and leave >>2038 Too pervy yaar

Dream 1 >visit a temple >there were people sitting outside in two lines facing each other >sit besides one of them >a woman tells me to offer something to the goddess before sitting >look around to find an offering >notice that the temple was sweating, it had beads of sweat all over it >inside the beads were little guppies wriggling around >i collect a handful of guppies and offer it to the goddess Dream 2 >was eating a huge pizza size idli with daal >apparently a friend had ordered it for me >halfway through and I'm tired, ask him to eat >he ignores me as he's talking to a girl he likes >girl I like was in the bus that was just passing by >she sees me, we lock eyes for a moment as I'm still shoving this huge idli into my mouth >she turns away in disgust >>2055 >have sex with her daughter Too sexy yaar >qatl kar denge Too risky yaar

>>2083 >qatl Mera nahi ladki ka

>>2084 accha kaam kiya yaar tumne us bacchi ko bachakar

>>2086 kitno dino baad poast kiya tumne, mujhe to laga tum mar gaye

>>2086 pyaara start butterfly poster tum aaagaye

>>2089 >start bwahahahahHa

>>2088 khudkhushi ki himmat nahi, maut ki naseeb nahi >>2089 mai kahi nahi jaa raha dost

>>2104 ⭐ 🦋 Poster kitna pyaara hai🥺🥺

>>2107 agar tum aisa bologe to mai sharma jaunga

>>2107 Butterfly 🦋 poster ki gaand me sariya

>>2108 Itna sharmao mat yaara

>>2109 Parasite 🪱

>>2109 pyaare balatkari kun, tumhare wajah se lohe ka keemat badh raha hai >>2112 ye to bohot khatranaak hai yaara

>was in a room full of people preparing to sleep >me and my friend were on the bed >friend has a dead chicken which he uses to demonstrate how chicken poop comes out of it's feet >he squeezes a tube on the chicken's feet and shit comes oozing out on the bed >i take a towel, wipe it and go outside to wash my hands >when i return our leader is pissed at me >everyone was murmuring something >feelingnervous.png >my friend tries explaining me what happened but leader cuts him and says "no need to explain it to him, we just need India to win" >i thought this had something to do with the war we were prepping for >a girl takes pity on me and tries explaining what happened >the leader doesn't stop her so that means he approves of it, so i stop her and say i don't care what happened and leave the room >i check and see the next room, it was already full >i climb to the first floor and see a luxury room that wasn't supposed to be used but i lay down my pillow and sleep there regardless

>>2357 >there was some black magic going near our house >i was inside my room when i see kids calling something as "ribbit" >i thought they brought in some frogs and i hate frogs >i check around to see an animal with head of a puma, body of a thorny devil and the tail of an alligator snapping turtle >it was trying to harm the kids so i grab it from behind in a chokehold >i take it outside and release it but it just stands there >then i take a pipe and chase it away, it hides in our garden

Dream 1 >i was lying down on my bed when a man wakes me up >his boss was on his way to beat me for some reason >i try using a wire near my bed to beat him with it but it was too short >he tackles me down and tries to squeeze my balls I wake up in cold sweat Dream 2 >see a man in blue t shirt steal someone's basket and run away >i follow him all the way and realise he stole a large area of land from poor people >i get pissed and try to go to said land >it was very hilly and there were plants bring grown in bunch >3 girls who work for him get the news that there was an imposter (me) there >they go on to look for me while i try to escape, it looked like a sequence of parkour >I somehow escape all 3 of them and enter a building where a guard catches me >i give up and try apologizing >guard takes me to his boss >boss was the same guy from the previous dream.

>in college >appearing for an online test >with a girl >the test has some problems so all the students are angry >start a conversation with her >she laughs smiles and opens up >exam is done so we head out >holds my hand as we walk and talk >go to a canteen >my hand is around wrapped around her >i scrutinize the menu >"sandwich khaayegi??" and look at her >instead of her my hand is around some retarded classmate of mine >"tu khilayega to zaroor khaunga" felt ok until the end

>>2713 sapne me bhi relaity check de raha hai tumhara subconscious

>>2713 Sapna kitna real lagta hai na yaara

>>2713 that's a good story man

>was in a girl's house with her abusive mother >mother tries beating the girl with a weapon and i try to stop her >mother says some name like garuda or something which totally breaks the daughter down >daughter starts collapsing and I grab her head >mother feels like she accomplished what she wanted and leaves >i take the girl and step outside to run away >as we're finding our slippers among a pile of them, we see old school wooden slippers with elastic attached. Picrelated. >sadhguru walks up to us and wears it >he asks us who left the cat in the house >we feel guilty and go back to the house to fetch the cat >cat was hungry so we feed it milk in a vial >her mother is back and we quickly realised the tiny hole (about 1cm diameter) in the wall of the bedroom had our secret paper stuffed in it and the hole was open >we had to keep it away from the mother so i thought up a plan >i pretend to sleep in the kitchen to steal epoxy to fill the hole in the wall while the girl distracts her mother >i somehow get the epoxy and run to the bedroom to see the mother lying dead on the floor >we release a sigh of relief

Dream 1 >a friend jumps into a well to find something >he finds a cat which was living underwater for 2-3 years >I pick it up and it jad trouble breathing air >we weren't sure whether to leave it underwater or on ground, so we leave it on the edge of the well to see what it chooses >it tried crawling to the land but slipped and fell into the well >friend was tired and didn't want to dive again, he asks for sunscreen Dream 2 >a guy allows me to take his Harley home >I'm happily riding it when i come across a house filled with my old collegemates >i slow down in front of the house and one guy starts following me >i reach home and he's right behind me asking if he can ride >i say no and that it's not mine >i get inside and see a baby snake slithering around >i guide the snake outside with a towel >when it was outside the snake started walking on it's feet like a chameleon >i go back inside and start dusting DDT all over the house to kill anymore snakes >a lizard dies and falls on the bed >i go to the table to find something to get rid of the lizard but see a crate of tiny glass bottles filled with some kind of drink >the bottles were transparent, around 5inches tall and had a crown cap with a tiny square of think paper attacked on top of the cap >i open a bottle with red liquid and drink it, it tasted like sweet cherry

>>2771 >he finds a cat which was living underwater for 2-3 years Holy fuck this is real

>>531 >was sleeping under a tree and heard the voice of a man calling me >wake up and see 2 men flirting with a girl who clearly was uncomfortable with them >I go towards the men and greet them, they introduced me to the girl >girl tells me I'm sexy, I was flattered >she tells me we should get going to the site >I tell her we can't go there dressed so casually >so we head home first to wear something formal >we're at my home and she goes to the other room to get dressed >i was in my room trying to choose what I should wear (there were uniforms from chainsaw man with a blunt ended tie) >she comes back dressed in a one piece shoulderless singlet thingie. Picrelated. >i tell her to close the door and stay inside >i take off my t-shirt >she looks away smiling in embarassment >i get close to her and hug get from behind, my sweaty chest making full contact with her back >she was uncomfortable and was struggling to get out of my grip >i turned her around and pulled ger dress down revealing her little titties >she started screaming so i covered her mouth and pushed her onto the bed >i undid my pants and directed my dick into her mouth and started mouth fucking her. The feeling was so real, I could feel the teeth tongues and all mouth muscles. Wish the dream lasted longer.

Last year my friend had a dream during NNN that he nutted and broke his streak but then he woke up to realise it was just a dream. Today I had the same dream. What does this mean yaaron?

>>2838 had a dream years ago that I had sex with that girl from Kiteretsu and ejaculated a huuuge amount of ghee. It then dropped out of her and onto me (she was on top) doesn't mean anything

>>531 congrats pyarees this is probably the first 100+ replies thread in this board >>2846 tutorial on how to have sex with 2d characters sir

>>2848 Ask that lucid dreaming guy

>>2846 >ghee Kaash wo moot hota

>>2850 >>2848 >tutorial on how to have sex with 2d characters sir Lucid dreaming is definitely the answer. The hardest thing to me after being able to lucid dream was the fact that I never had concrete plans on what I wanted to dream, and I'd be easily overwhelmed because of it. I had vague ideas that I wanted to fly, freedive underwater and have sex. But that's not enough, you need to have specific and strong thoughts throughout your waking hours, and only then will you actually remember it when you're in a lucid dream. Or atleast that's how it was for me. Since you already know what you want to dream about, now you just have to get started with lucid dreaming. It's been a while since I had a lucid dream, so I'll try to have one tonight. I wrote lucid dreaming a lot in this reply (it's also a part of the trick)

>>2854 Hmm, I get semi lucid sometimes when I sleep after I snooze my alarm but I'm a retard and my semi sleepy state is extremely stupid and I am unable to live out what I want and it just becomes like watching a movie. I guess I need to have more focus.

>>2855 That's the best time for lucid dreaming actually and what you're doing is WILD (wake induced lucid dreaming) >semi sleepy state is extremely stupid This is why you have to conciously think about lucid dreaming during waking hours so that even in your semi-sleeping-stupid state you'll be aware that you're dreaming and are lucid.

>>531 >>531 Last night's dream >be me in a fancy dress contest >dressed as a samurai sentai shinkenger (picrel) snow (white) ranger with a katana in a blue sheath I have not watched this show >was practicing weilding the katana and unsheathing it >my name gets called up and I have to go to the stage >i enter a queue leading to the stage, there were some people dressed as other rangers >i thought i should mingle with them but they were far ahead in the queue >people ahead of me were just girls in regualr clothes >we reach the stage and everyone had to stand for a group photo >all other rangers were on the left side of the stage, middle portion was filled with girls in regular clothes and i was alone standing on the far right side of the stage with a katana in hand >girls next to me were laughing at me Atleast I had me face covered

kal sapne me ek nangi ladki ko kancho de diya

>Was in an ongoing class >Suddenly 2 men enter from the back door and catch a girl using mobile phone >She cries and pleads but they hit her with a stick and walk around the class >One of the men walks up to be and hits my hand with the stick saying "you were laughing at my face when i entered" >I was pissed because i never laughing despite him looking like a clown >I protest but he keeps insisting i laughed >So i look at his face and laugh loudly >He felt humiliated and sat down next to me trying to find some faults in my notes >Doesn't find anything so acts friendly with me >I also forgive him and show him the drawings I made on the last page >We both discuss it with joy

>>2995 >things that never happened

>>2996 Goes without saying. It's a dream journal thread afterall.

>>2996 are u sure?

>met a friend who introduced 2 people to me >coincidentally i knew them already >friend tells me guy 1 used to make body for boats >i noticed that guy 2 was wearing a tshirt with "lurk more" written on it >i was surprised and asked if he knows what it meant >he opens his phone and shows me an imageboard that i've never herad of before >i quietly escape from there as he's explaining all of it to the others >i walk to the other side of the house and notice there were 2-3 cats playing around on a ground covered with beautiful fresh yellow leaves >i quickly take out my phone and start clicking pictures >i got some very good shots and that's when I kind of realized i was in a dream >i started looking up sites that could transfer photos from dream to real life and was disappointed to realise it's not possible >i proceeded to take pictures thinking I'll figure out the transferring part later >i accidentally zoom in too much and film some men beating up another man That's all that happened

Setup was that I'm still in school. Was on my way back home and got into a verbal fight with an old friend. Didn't want to walk with him so i went back to school. Entered my class on 2nd floor. Took a chalk and drew lines all over the desk, board etc. Went to the washroom, washed my hands and then stood in front of one of the middle urinals to take a piss. A girl, who was also a student quickly comes running inside. I was shocked to see a girl in men's washroom, but assumed it's not a big problem because the school hours are over anyway. She stands right next to my urinal and was "fixing her lunchbox". She was clearly just trying to look at my dick. I cut some slack and stood at a slight angle so she could get a better view. A cleaner lady saw us and told us to go back home as school hours are over.

>climb up to the rooftop >neighbour faggot is there >want to beat the shit out of him >jump over to his roof >chase him down his house >his family is there >suddenly become friendly n shit >go to toilet >the toilet is just a hole in an iron grille, there was a room below where shit would fall into >"ye kya hai be?" >"this is a dungeon. don't you like RPGs and games with dungeons?" >"no, i just want to punch you in the face" >punch him in the face

>>3139 Good finish, most my dreams don't even have closure. Here's from yesterday >a small kid (maybe 5 years old) comes to me and starts asking many questions >he says he's a kgf fan >that's when i notice his full rocky bhai type beard >a little shocked but i thought it's normal

>Was at a programme right outside college >Sanket asks me what's the time, i look at the watch and reply 5:28 >He laughs and says it's actually 12:28 >I explain that my watch is set in world time Scene changes to end of the program >Reality hits me that it's the last day of college >Most people were heading home, I was trying to get a good look at everyone one last time >See one girl whom I had a crush on, in beautiful black dress >Another girl i knew was right in front of me, with a group of other girls >She was planning to write some government exam in the evening >We reach the building and everyone is waiting for the lift >I noticed the lift was already there but it was out of order, i told evryone about this but the girls were too lazy to take the stairs and said they'd just wait >I look at exam girl and she says let's take the stairs >Just the 2 of us walking through the stairs. >I say I'm feeling all melancholic and ask her if she's feeling the same, she says she's not feeling anything like that >I say "365 days × 4 and today is the one day I feel that way" >We reach the library but it was full of people >We try to find an empty chair and notice one besides 3 boys >Exam girl goes in and politely asks if she can borrow the extra chair Everything from here on was like a sitcom >The guy replies "we've had our pens, pencils stolen before exam and now it's a chair" LaughterSFX.mp3 >I say "only pens and pencils? I had my calculator stolen" LaughterSFX.mp3 >Girl sits on the chair and I sit on the floor in front of her, she opens her book and a gold foil flies out of it >I grab it and give it to her, she smears it on the guy's hand and it sticks like glitter >he looks frustrated >I tell him that it's real gold as it was a Ferrero rocher wrapper >Another guy interrupts me and says "if you eat Ferro rocher you're curropting the environment" >I look at the girl and say "so who's gonna say it?" >Girl and the guy asks "what?" In unison >I say "Fuck the environment" LastLaughterSFX.mp3

>>3153 Kek yaar nice dream

>>3154 Har raat mai apne hi life se related shows dekhta hu sapno me

>>531 I had to perform on stage and was nervous, i was pacing around mindlessly when i saw some kids mixing sanitizer and water and drinking it. I read the label on sanitizer which said "85% alcohol" so I figured out that the kids were trying to get drunk. Kids were scared that I caught them but i just asked for a drink and they poured me one. It tasted like soap and i felt much relaxed afterwards. Don't know if it'll work in real life.

>>3162 lifebuyo etc sanitizer me isopropyl alcohol hota hai. idk about its effects but probably poisonous and non-intoxicating. wo neele peele corona wale sanitizers me ethanol hota hai w/ methanol to denature it. 5 ml se andhe ho jaoge. 10 ml se bhagwaan ko pyaare. sapne me bhi mat peena anon.

>>3184 >10 ml se bhagwaan ko pyaar Lagta nahi ye mujhoe kaam karega. Aur na hi himmat hai. Corona ke time bas naak me sanitizer daalta tha taki kuch smell aaye.

>>3197 agar marna bhi hai to isse mat maro anon also 10ml of pure methanol does that 1 would probably have to drink like 80-100ml of sanitizer, maybe more.

>>3199 Marne maarne ki baate chodo aur zindagi ke maze lo

>Live looney toons cartoon is being performed on stage by real cartoon characters, even saw a glimpse of backstage scene with everyone getting ready, reading scripts etc. >After the show me and my friend are walking back home >Friend has a pineapple in his hand >Ask him if i can eat it >"They're probably not ripe" >Another guy walks up and rips a piece of that pineapple and they both eat it together (it was ripe) >I walk back alone and see a mango hanging from the branch, wanted to pluck it but left it as it is and walked away >Now I'm walking along a narrow piece of land between bushes and trees with a few men >They were all taking one boy along with them to murder him, boy wasn't aware of this and he thought he belonged in the group >As I'm walking, to my left was a huge field and on the end of the field was huge villa >I see someone call my name from the villa's window and it's my cousin, he invites me to come see his new villa >I say I'll be back after finishing some work >I walk along with the group of men and reach an old dark dungeon-ish temple >Only light source was some fire torch >Men were preparing to kill the unaware boy but kill another guy just because they were angry >Now they're preparing to kill the planned boy but i felt my heartbeat raise and figured out that the boy they were planning to kill was me >I slowly sneaked my way out and ran as fast as I could and went to my cousin's house >I ducked and hid as they were looking for me from far away >Cousin told me they're coming and told me to hide under the sofa >There wasn't much space under the sofa so i started looking inside each room >All rooms were very tiny and had barely any space to hide me >Finally found a room with pile of clothes lying and decide to hide underneath it >I can already hear the men trying to get inside the house >Men are checking each room, banging through doors and my heartbeat was through the roof I somehow was aware i was in a dream but was too scared to do anything >Tried picking a gun from inside my pajama but was scared to actually use it >Focused and created a closet right there on the ceiling but was scared that I might get caught while climbing up So I just woke myself up, wasted opportunity i might say.

>>3201 >>They were all taking one boy along with them to murder him, boy wasn't aware of this and he thought he belonged in the group >>but i felt my heartbeat raise and figured out that the boy they were planning to kill was me Too risky yaar

>>531 Tortoises in your dreams is a symptom of homosexuality. >>870 literally kill yourself, you pathetic loser

>Brother at home for vacation >need to drop him off back to his college >"gaadi seedhi andar leke chal aur bina ruke room tak. agar beech me gaadi ruk gayi to bohot mushkil hogi" >ok >take the bike, go all the way to the hostel >now there are 2 routes >one spirally descends into darkness the other one seems to lead to office >stop >professor catches us >"<name> tu to ekdum tandurust hai. tujhe kyun sick leave chahiye. Monday ko wo wali assignment submit kar de" >brother is very angry at me for stopping the vehicle but dismounts and leaves Aur bhi kafi kuch tha isme ab yaad nahi

>>3297 >some kind of college event >everyone was dressed up beautifully >my crush was dressed in a black outfit (picrel) >she was looking around for the ₹200 she lost >she suspected it was my friend but he gave some explanation that ruled him out >she then comes to me and ask if I've stolen her money >I reply something along "i can't even touch you, how can i steal something" >she believed me and left Woke up, saw that the time was 8:30, went back to sleep >i wake up and notice everything was too bright >thought that i overslept so rush to wake up >but the blanket was too heavy >As I'm struggling, i notice a straw on a hanger that keeps getting longer >kinda felt it's a dream but i accidentally forced myself to wake up right after

>>3297 Tum apne brother ke saath kaafi connected ho nice

Today was super busy my entire body aches like shit. Aaj bohot acchi neend aayegi, aur sapne bhi. I have also taken paracetamol so that will add to the effect >>3300 Yes yaar he was my best and only friend for a long time. Taught me so many things. I had this dream because he has come to visit.

>>3303 >get aboard a bus with mother and father >comfy seats >driver suddenly becomes sick >father takes over the driving duty >"licence hai aapke paas?" >"Bus ka to nahi" he said as he drove >there is a sandwhich bag hanging from the rear windshield >take one out >it is full of maggots >put it back >get down at a small run-down bus stand >walk out and sit on the fencing wall >there is a fire dept opposite the bus stand >firetruck rushes out and into the stand >friends suddenly appear >"Kaha aag lagi hai bhai" >aag nahi hogi bhai unki drill chal rhi hogi Bas itna hi yaad aa raha hai

>>3303 Baste yaar Here's my dream >was on a beach with my cousin and some friends >we notice a weird creeper with yellow leaves >group of friends decide to use google lens to see what plant it was >it shows them a totally wrong plant with banana like leaves >i point it out and say they don't know how to search >i take out my old nokia phone to use google lens on it >phone was super laggy and everytime i tried opening the camera app it went to episodes of shinchan in tamil dub >somehow i could understand tamil, and there was one episode whose title was "mom tries to change her clothes when mizzu is in the room" >mizzu was some kid, and in the midst of finding the plant species i tried to keep that epsiode title in my mind to watch it later >I still couldn't open the camera app Next dream >was outside a house with people bustling all around, probably some function going on >a girl calls me in to take a picture of their group >everyone was a mess trying to fit in the frame, some were trying to adjust the curtain, some screaming, full of chaos >i use the girl's motorola phone to take a picture >a guy next to me takes the phone away from me and drops it >i was nervous that it broke but it was still working Yesterday I was looking through old stuff and found all old phones we had ranging from keypad phones to android jellybean ones, hence the dream.

>>3305 Lol this feels like an episode from kochikame

>>3307 >i take out my old nokia phone to use google lens on it >phone was super laggy and everytime i tried opening the camera app it went to episodes of shinchan in tamil dub >somehow i could understand tamil, and there was one episode whose title was "mom tries to change her clothes when mizzu is in the room" Supreme kek >>3308 It does to some extent

>>3309 dream isnt very clear but , irl i have a phone with defective software which dosent always save all the pics i click, on night while sky watching i saw a laaarge spaceship, took abou 5 pics later when i got home my phone didnt save any

>polling day >go out to vote >we're inside the polling room >one of my college teachers is the "supervisor" >2 men ahead of me >at their turn they show a CCTV camera their ID, a couple of receipts or something >voting machine itself is like a huge industrial control panel >the guy then presses a bunch of buttons, takes a long time, apparently he is testing out the machine >my turn >show the camera my college ID, and those receipts too which i somehow have now >teacher says "wait, you have to show the camera 80(?) rupees" >don't have exact change >get kicked out of line >the room now has other people >see guy from school >"abe Abdul 20 rs de mujhe, 80 nahi ho rahe, tujhe phonepe karta hu" >"abe saale maine khud bohot mushkil se ikattha kiye tujhe kahan se du" >see that he has a 100 paise coin >realise he is probably right >hmmmmmm >local xeroxwala walks in >sets up shop >are Shivam bhai kaise ho >Mai aapko phonepe karta hu mujhe 30 rupees dena Zara >he gives me marker pens instead of money >i forget the initial amount of money to be paid >try hard to remember >can't It's not fair bros i just wanted to vote :(

>>1249 >>3316 same guy btw

>>3317 Crazy how even dreams have themes Here's mine >was in a school for special children and my daughter was being removed from the school >it seemed like the teachers were being harsh on her and i was the one who asked for release >we were seated in front of the principal's desk and i was cleaning my teeth with a toothpick as she was explaining something, mu daughter was sulked next to me >i notice a blood stain in the broken tip of my toothpick and decide to leave >I grab my daughter who's now a cat >i go ahead to pick another cat but my sister stops me and says we can't take it to mumbai >i cry thinking I'll never see it again >but a thought hits me that we'll someday be able to see the cat's kitten

>>3307 >me and my friend visit a village >was in an old house with cryptic preists inside >the priest snaps a coconut and it starts flying and sticks to the ends of the door >explain to my friend that it's cgi >we walk around the backyard and there's a woman taking a shit on a western commode which is placed right in the open >quickly distract my friend and take him to the grass fields >a mother chicken is just walking around with her 2 chicks >notice that one of the chicks is not even a chicken >pick it up and try taking a picture to search what bird it was >it had a long beak with ratsnake like pattern on it >it was wriggling too hard so couldn't get a picture

>get sent to Chinese prison camp, someone says they will get me out in 1 day >it's 2 days and i am still stuck here >the warden has a steel wire consisting of small steel fibers >the wire also has knots tied into it >warden would hide around corners, would sneak up on me and strangle me with the wire until i was just about dead >the fibers and knots would dig into your skin >this one time i anticipate him and just don't go into the corner, waiting >warden gets very very angry, he picks up a little girl near me saying "tune bataya na ruk abhi dikhata hu" >strangles her with steel wire >holy shit that looks painful, breaks my heart >i try to tell him she didn't tell me shit >tell him to strangle me instead >doesn't listen, strangles her till she bleeds >lets go and laughs weird >>3318 Kek Indian teachers are fucked up even in your dreams

>>3368 Dreams somehow reflect reality sometimes Here's from yesterday >was parked near a petrol station >ask the worker if they conduct emission test >he tells me to enter the office >there was another person who was getting an emission test too >they took his shirt off, laid him back first on the table and wrote something on his forehead >next it was my turn, they close to door and do the same things to me >they tell me the numbers/letters written on my forehead will be enough >i thank them and leave Felt like prank after i woke up. Been watching too much impractical jokers.

>>3369 good thing your brain wasn't more creative with the "pollution testing"

>at college watching some paintings on display >over enthusiastic friend climbs the safety railing to get a better view, but slips and falls >screams of people at ground floor can be heard (we were in 7th floor) >i rush down with hesitation and couldn't bring myself to cry >had to pretend to cry so that others don't think ill of me >on ground floor some medics are picking him up, everyone else is also calm, didn't seem like anyone was sad over his death and everyone was pretending just like me Next dream >at home with skme chaotic function going on >an airhostess comes up to me and asks says "everyone out here is taking some drinks and you're here in business class and won't take anything" >i reply that all i need is cold water and the well nearby provides me that >i shift my focus to jey uso sitting next to the chappal keeping table >i say "see you later uce" >he makes a weird face as if I'm being a weirdo

>>531 this thread is filled with fake dreams mujhe sapne nahi ate

>>3415 >mujhe sapne nahi ate Tumhe bas yaad nahi rehte pyaare

>>3415 you need to write these dreams down(or make a post here) the first thing in the morning or you'll completely forget them by the day ends.

>was in school >teacher distributing papers >i get an orange cake for being number 3 in class >there was a slightly thick stack of dollar bills under the cake >slowly took it and placed it in my wallet, my friends were feeling jealous >try fitting the cake in my school bag scene changes to my home with the cake on the dining table >everyone was in a hurry to lock the house up and leave >it was raining hard but we all ran away leaving the cake inside Next dream >back in first day of school >teacher asks us to take out our notebook >realize that all the books i have are the size of a coin >panic as teacher's checking each one's notes >guy next to me says "bro maine to tujhe kal road pe dekha tha" >i reply "maine bhi tumhe bike pe jaate hue dekha" >we both laugh but the teacher noticed us >she grabbed both my arms and locked it in a submission move >both my elbows were bumping her tits

>some wedding function in another city >to go there i climb the stairs to the first floor in my house some parts i do not remember >climb back down the stairs >there are decorations here too >i reach out to one >toot ke haath me aa gaya >"papa wo weld kiya hua piece toot gaya" >"haan thik hai wapas weld kar denge" over >very lonely streets and dark skies, ominous atmosphere >go into a building >there's a bouncer there, asks my business >tell him i am there for boxing class >he asks for proof >i start searching for photo/whatsapp group chat to show him >can't find >tell him to accompany me and the class members will vouch for me >he says ok >we run upstairs >now we're in my room >i see a PC chassis which i gave away to someone during the previous dream >i open the door to the gallery and start running up to the terrace >wait why am I here >bouncer perplexed >"bhaisahab aap theek to hai? Aap ghar chale jaiye aur araam kijiye" >hmm >come back downstairs (from the terrace( >leave room >dark corridor but there's my class at the end >I tell him i will go to class there >he says ok >they're having a party in the class >i don't know how to party Sorry this became too long >>3474 >guy next to me says "bro maine to tujhe kal road pe dekha tha" >i reply "maine bhi tumhe bike pe jaate hue dekha" >we both laugh but the teacher noticed us >she grabbed both my arms and locked it in a submission move >both my elbows were bumping her tits too funny yaar

>>3482 >i see a PC chassis which i gave away to someone during the previous dream This is my favourite trope in dreams. When you remember something that happened in a past dream but you never realize that both of those are dreams and not actual memories. But then when you wake up, you just can't remember if the supposed "memory dream" took place in the same night or sometime long ago.

>>3483 damn this is wrinkles my brain too

>was sitting in the sides of an old narrow asphalt road along with the entire class >opposite to use is a wall with lot of stone nameplates >saw one nameplate with something like "Geo accolade" written on it >tell the guy next to me that the font on that nameplate looks like Google's font >he points me at the hooks at the ends of font saying if it had a sans variation it'd be perfect fast-forward >I'm talking to my friend 'x' and asking about another common friend 'y' >x describes in detail about this common friend and i kept nodding Only realised that x was describing x himself after waking up Scene change >inside the staff room >teacher's correcting our papers >me and a friend go to check our marks >my friend is super sad that he scored 4/10 >I was happy because I scored 10/9 >teacher tells us to go away, but then she stops me as I'm about to leave >she had a box of crayons on her table and told me to remove a steel tape from inside the box >as I'm struggling to remove the tape, from the corner of my eye, i notice the teacher using a red crayon to secretly color her nipple >i think to myself "oh so that's why nipples are red"

Just to confirm that it was all a dream, no one accidentally uploaded a photo of his desktop screen forgetting to blank out his username, leading to people trying to dox him, right?

>2 indian men who were apparently shaggy and scooby were waiting for their counterfeit mystrey machine that they called "van wagon" >i notice the van arrive and slowly place a rod with a sharp nail to puncture the tyre >as planned the van is flat and i run away with the rod to hide it in order to avoid suspicion >i climb a tree right next to me and jam the nail into the tree >suddenly the tree starts vibrating like it's some vehicle and as if i just jammed the key into it >the tree starts uprooting itself and moving forward, it falls off the cliff >i land hard on a huge heap of rubble and trash >there were people watching me from the ground, i was too nervous to get to the ground and my footing was really unstable >grandma was also up there and she just took a huge leap, landed on the ground and only suffered a dislocated pinkie which she just popped back into place like nothing happened >somehow mustered the courage to crawl down and i reached safely >everyone was applauding >there was even a stage set up to welcome me, amir khan (in his secret superstar outfit) welcomes me to come to the stage >as I'm getting on to the stage he offers me some crax rings and a bowl of flavoured salt, i take a ring and dip it in the salt >I'm standing behind the podium facing into the mic and just eat my salt dipped crax ring and get off the stage Scene change Every room from here onwards looked like it's a set from some old sitcom >I'm walking to my building with a girl >apparently this girl was the daughter of the man who i worked for (I was a house help) >we are walking up the stairs and she looks out the window and said good night to the girls who were watching her from the window of the neighbouring building >i wave goodbye to them and blow them a kiss >me and the girl enter our room and we both fall into the bed and i hug her tightly, burying my face into her boobs >i say we should change our clothes, she agrees and goes back to lock the doors >I'm laying on the bed looking at her ass as she's walking to the door, and i notice a huge hole in the back of her pants >i tell her about it and she bends right in front of my face to check it out, the hole was revealing her asshole and pussy >she turns around to take a look and screams "NAHIIIIIII" scene changes to me and her in the living room with her parents who were congratulating me for making the best butter >apparently the stage program earlier was because i won some butter making contest >her father was also a butter maker and gifted me a bottle of his finest butter >>3517 You jumped dimensions woohooo

>>3519 >>3303 >>3214

Was in a crowd of people and saw a guy in front of me who looked like abhay deol and I say how big a fan of his i am. He looks at me weird, so i look around and notice Abhay was standing right next to him and he was actually Bobby.

>Going back to school woth 2 friends >Friend 1 is acting strange but i try to ignore >We both enter into a class full of children >Ma'am tells us to draw a blue print of the school >Me and the friends try to go to the 2nd floor to find an empty room to draw the blue print >As we're walking up friend 1 starts constipating, he's hurting very badly, but i ignore and go back to the class full of children to get back my bag >I pick my bag up and try to find my friends' bags among a pile of bags, a little girl tells me to just pick everything and leave >I'm then walking up the stairs and suddenly see 2 of my other friends and i scream in surprise, fortunately no one heard me scream >They introduce me to another sir >All us students are then walking upstairs, i explain to one of them how to use a casette cover as a mobile stand like crazy Russian hacker >We then reach the top class and take our seats >Everyone had a boiked egg in their hands and we were supposed to cook something with it >I ignorantly eat the yolk thinking it won't affect the dish >I accidentally spill some crumbs of yolk onto a friend who looks pissed but i just ignore him

>notice a temple being renovated and was surprised to find out that they're actually made of plastic sheets and have ACs hidden inside >I'm in school hallway walking towards the toilet and some black cricketer walks up to me along with a friend of mine >cricketer offers me a bottle of water, I thank him, take a sip and tell my friend that he's lucky to meet some celebrity he knows >i continue walking towards the toilet and see a "v /vmen/“ written on the door >i assume it's a men's toilet and go inside and pee on a urinal that looks like picrel >it was way above waist level so it was hard to pee but i somehow was standing on tiptoe and peeing >suddenly a midget walks inside and tells me i should pee on the urinal on the far right side >i said I was mid peeing and couldn't stop >he kept pointing at my penis and tried persuading me to change urinals >i somehow kept blabbering until i was done peeing Next dream >I'm walking on the verandah of the school to go to the staff room >I enter the staffroom and wanted to flirt/touch the only teacher there; but she gave me an envelope and 5 roses before i could even attempt >she told me to deliver it to PT sir >i do as she said, PT sir rips open the envelope like an animal and signs it >on returning the signed envelope i thought I'd get to touch her or something but she just closed the door on me >whatever, I go to the class on the end of hallway and open the door to see a yoga class going on, all the women looked at me in disgust the moment i opened the door >I close and leave >there's a mob of students who are looking for aditya sharma >I realise that it's me No that's not my real name >suddenly one guy sees me, but before he could do anything i hoist him up and throw him off the edge of the verandah (we were in first floor) >now everyone sees me and start chasing me >i somehow escape through the crowd and run downstairs but I reach a wall >now I'm surrounded by the mob and a wall >one guy picks up a rod and swings it at me with full force only to stop right before my face when someone yells "CUT" >everyone laughs at me, apparently it was some kind of act, a guy even shows me that his gun was fake. <suddenly, I start realising that aditya sharma was my dream persona, who in last few dreams lived the life I couldn't in real life. He was constantly flirty and did sexual stuff with dream girls No never had such dreams before, this context was only relevant in the dream >I knew i was in a dream so i went back to the yoga class Still was only semi lucid, kept going in and out >I walk straight up to the yoga instructor to try doing something sexy with her but she points a gun at me >I quickly say that someone was chasing me so i ran into the yoga room to protect myself >she believes me and leaves the gun on the table and walks towards the door >I pickup the gun and point out towards the door as if I'm trying to shoot whoever is chasing me >as soon as yoga teacher steps out she sees a man standing there >I charge in and push her off the railings >she grabs the edge and now is hanging from first floor >I grab her left hand and put her fingers in my mouth >I then put my hand on her backless outfit and started reaching for her boobs, i just wished she wasn't wearing a bra and then she wasn't wearing it Was lucid during this scene >I grab her other hand and put it inside my pants and right then the teacher from the staff room says she called the police >apparently someone on the ground saw the yoga teacher hanging and called the staff room >I smirk and tell her "tell the cop to bring his engagement with him" >"engagement?" >I walk away with swagger, as everyone realizes that the yoga teacher was the cop's fiancee

>was night time after some huge stadium show >me and a girl decide to sleep right there, many others were planning the same >suddenly it starts to rain >everyone running around to find shelter >i see some pipes covered with a large plastic sheet and try to grab it, and at the same time another guy grabs it too >i use the back of the sickle to hit his head, take the sheet and cover myself and the girl >security started chasing evryone away so we run scene change >we're in a small night time restaurant >i feel something pricking my beard and notice there were 2 sewing needles stuck there >i dig my beard again and find few more >the hotel starts getting more people >me and my girl plan to scam some people >she was pretending to use a square crystal to predict something about me >plan was to make sure the neighbouring table heard us and to sell the crystal to them I've been watching better call saul lately

>>3666 >was in japan Looked nothing like japan and more like india >was in a queue, waiting to get a room >it was looking like it'd rain >i tell the guy in front of me "ame itsurundayo kyo wa" >he replies "speak in simpler words" >my turn at the desk, the counter guy was filling some details >he calls another guy and tells the both of us to go to some place >we're walking as I see 2 kids next to us (around 13-14year olds) >some Japanese guy keeps calling them "bhaiya bhaiya" and the kids were slightly pissed about it

>>3667 >on the beach >see some spirally arranged sand around a hole >i carefully dig it out and find a very beautiful coin sized turtle in there >right then i knew it was a dream and was disappointed that I'd never be able to take it home still not lucid >kept digging other holes and found a few small ugly turtles >i dig one last hole and find a slightly bigger (about the size of an apple) turtle shell and there were parts of motor inside it

>go to barbecue place with family >waiting outside for something >get a call, pick it up >walk away from family just to talk on the phone >"bhai please mere chhote bhai ko peetna chhod de yaar" >realize it's a prank call >"teri maa ki chut bhosadike", hang up >father says "acchi gaaliyan dene lag gaya hai tu to" >realize he heard me >embarrassed \ >go in >order karela juice + something sweet >need to go piss >juice counter on the way >see karela juice and sweet juice >start drinking karela juice >keep it back on the counter >same with sweet juice >remember i have to piss >the urinal is just a hollow carved out into the wall >piss into it >mesmerizingly flows downwards and into the gutter / >return to table >the juices are here but they're in smaller, half-glasses >realize the hotel people just served us the half-drank juices >anyone else could have drank and jhootha kar diya hota, and they'd still have served us the same drink >>3668 Kek turtle

>>3670 >the urinal is just a hollow carved out into the wall Urinals are becoming a hot topic in the dream community >>3616 >Kek turtle Came full circle with this

Scene >going on a date with the tallest chick from high school and I'm waiting outside her apartment. (never went on a date irl never talked much to this girl in school either) >She comes out in a wedding dress, sees me and is flustered. Goes back inside >I walk away from her apartment >She comes out in a different dress. >We try to lock our arms, but she's super tall so we can't do it comfortably. >We decide to go to south america. >Fly like anime ninjas to our destination. >Land in a tall watch tower on our way to destination. >2 people in detective trench coats also there >They seem ominous. >We get down from the tower >See Leonardo di caprio >date goes and starts talking with di caprio >I tell him how my dreams never make sense ~fin I am pretty sure I had this dream because I was watching "the 70s show" before I slept. The girl "donna" is taller than mc. pic rel

>on a bus stand near a concrete road Claudio Castignoli (Cesaro) and some indie shitter are having a pro wrestling match, Chris Jericho was the referee >it was an indian road and there were people just going about their business >after a few sequence of safe moves Claudio grabs his opponent in a gotch neutralizer position (vidrel) >since he was still on concrete he slowly just drops his opponent face first instead of landing on his knees(again vidrel), and just like that claudio wins the match via pinfall >right after counting to 3, Jericho says "you're fired" >Claudio is disturbed and walks away with a sad face >a flash of wrestle kingdom matchcard pops up and it's clear that, that's where he's headed Probably the only full dream which was like an episode that I wasn't even a part of, in my recent memory >>3703 >the 70s show I should watch old stuff too, most of my dreams take place in school, college or home

>>3705 it's called "the 70s show" but it aired from 1998 to 2006 I think, and a new netflix spinoff is supposed to air in January 2023 called "the 90s show" and it features the kids of the main cast. Lots of big names got their first break in this show - ashton kutcher, mila kunis, laura prepon

>>3706 >ashton kutcher, mila kunis, laura prepon Sorry yaar maine ye naam ek baar bhi nahi suna hai.

Dream 1 >was sitting in canteen and suddenly 2 strangers sitting across to me start talking to me >they knew everything about me >was a little startled but then they explain that they know me because somnath is related to my uncle Dream 2 >sitting in an outdoor party and a purplish pink spotlight is shining on me >i think it was meant for someone else so i roll away in my office chair but the spotlight keeps following me >then I'm called by the organizers and I'm made to sit in pair with some random girl in a pair chair who also got the spotlight Dream 3 >there's some chaos in house and it's apparently because my father cut off our cat's tail >i'm enraged and launch at him from a long distance and headbutt him >it doesn't even scratch him and he says "you don't know how bad the tail smells" >i look for the cat and see it's drowning in a well, i jump into the well without second thoughts <somewhat lucid and fly into the well >the water is very shallow and it's very bright down there >i wanted to drown myself to explore more underwater scenes but i couldn't go down any further >cat was chilling down there as I'm trying to drown desperately Dream 4 >we're measuring a bed that's kept outside using a meter tape >the length was 15 feet >for some reason we just couldn't measure the width with the tape even after many attempts >suddenly my cousin gets a WhatsApp text from our neighbour lady saying that the width was a scalar vector whose length depended on the length of the bed

Dream 1 >was sitting in canteen and suddenly 2 strangers sitting across to me start talking to me >they knew everything about me >was a little startled but then they explain that they know me because somnath is related to my uncle Dream 2 >sitting in an outdoor party and a purplish pink spotlight is shining on me >i think it was meant for someone else so i roll away in my office chair but the spotlight keeps following me >then I'm called by the organizers and I'm made to sit in pair with some random girl in a pair chair who also got the spotlight Dream 3 >there's some chaos in house and it's apparently because my father cut off our cat's tail >i'm enraged and launch at him from a long distance and headbutt him >it doesn't even scratch him and he says "you don't know how bad the tail smells" >i look for the cat and see it's drowning in a well, i jump into the well without second thoughts <somewhat lucid and fly into the well >the water is very shallow and it's very bright down there >i wanted to drown myself to explore more underwater scenes but i couldn't go down any further >cat was chilling down there as I'm trying to drown desperately Dream 4 >we're measuring a bed that's kept outside using a meter tape >the length was 15 feet >for some reason we just couldn't measure the width with the tape even after many attempts >suddenly my cousin gets a WhatsApp text from our neighbour lady saying that the width was a scalar vector whose length depended on the length of the bed

>watching YouTube shorts >see a video explaining how water gets faster when you move it from left to right and gets slower when you move it from right to left >realise the video is fake because water doesn't have any sense of direction >notice a leopard in the bottom of the video >it's actually in my house >it had escaped from a sliding door that was left open >i was dressed in all black, with gloves and mask on >tried luring the leopard into the cage >ROOAAARRRRR.mp3 That's all I remember

i don't get dreams in my sleep anymore upaay ?

>>3804 Right after getting up from a dream in the middle of the night or after waking up in the morning, write down the key points of your dreams. Then recall everything in detail while you're on the toilet. Then write it in detail in your journal.

>mc stan lookalike taps a girl's head (she was probably my girlfriend) and starts saying bhen ki chut ma ki chut randi etc. >i get pissed but didn't want to fight, as there were many people, so i lock him in a leg submission like picrel >he's still swearing but i keep the lock synched in and he eventually starts crying and saying sorry >i say "it's too late to say sorry", keep it locked for a few more minutes and then let him go >after some time i see him ganged up by few other girls with a gun who were about to kill him >i step in and say "let me beat him and you can kill him later" >i keep stomping his head to the concrete, then hoist him up and drop him into the concrete side bar >he lands terribly and his neck is bent backwards Next dream >a nepali woman was in our house who was here for diwali >she gives me some huge cloth with LEDs to decorate our house >i try to get away from her as much as possible because she's asking too many questions like "Do you have holiday on Saturday? You must be lucky, because i need to go back home tomorrow. Is your certificate that of traditional wear for next Saturday?" Next dream >I'm standing by a road near an empty beach and see an old friend, riding his bike and coming towards me >it was a huge luxury bike and friend had grown some beard >i look at him and smile but he rides away into a huge open ground >i follow him by foot and notice there's a huge parking lot of luxury bikes >there was also a stage set up for some underground football >friend walks up to them and say "monday night football" >i just wanted to go away from that place as i didn't fit in so i just walk along the empty road >notice another group of football teams standing like an army arrangement and doing "attention stand at ease" thingie >the leaders were wearing their Tshirts without passing out the hands through the sleeve. >i walk past them and realise I'm very very far from home and there's no way i can walk all the way back <i think to myself that I'll spend my time here because I'm gonna wake up at home anyway <i'm lucid and see a group of school girls in uniform running in front of me <i chase the one with right sized boobs and grab them, she doesn't react <i walk through an ally to find a pretty glass eyed skinny girl and push her down to the ground <i start kissing her lips real softly and i could feel the heat and the moisture and the soft squishy lips on my lips Got too excited and woke up

Was in an old bathroom with many keypad phones kept on the shelf. There were tiny wriggly snakes (pic re) in the shelves too which didn't surprise me one bit. I picked up a phone and took it out of the box. Noticed that there were some high quality black pendrives too.

>was in a boat with an African man in the aftican sea >he tells me he's very lucky because his job is to have sex with escorts everyday >i notice a huge change in the sea far away, it was rising high and being chaotic >african man notices it too and steers the boat away

after days of not being able to journal, saw a wholeass movie in my dream last night and honestly it's the best movie I've watched in recent times. >opening scene is me sleeping in a coffin at a doctor's place because I was told to "sleep like a corpse" to cure my backpain actual movie begins >i'm petting a cat that was sleeping afloat on water >2 guys were playing with a brand new skateboard and were talking about how they want to bring skateboard revolution in india >a large cat starts hissing at my floating cat >skateboard fellas notice it and are shocked to see a floating cat >the large cat chases the floating cat into a storage room nearby >i run behind them to protect the little cat, skateboard fellas follow me with one guy on skateboard and other on foot >i enter the storage room and am enraged at the sight of large cat hitting and biting the smaller cat and in a fit of rage i kill the large cat by snapping it's neck >skateboard fellas didn't see this as they entered the room late because they broke the glass on the window of the storage room >they were exploring all the garbage that was in there, i joined them too >as we pull something from the pile we see a man's dead body sitting upright on the floor >we were shocked and didn't know what to do and decided we should keep quiet about it >we use newspapers to cover the broken window and the dead body so no one can see it >before leaving I tell everyone to cover any identifying marks on their body >In a dramatic power rangers-esque scene we step out of the the storage room covered in bandanas and bands and tapes >guy to my left had a headband but his forehead scar was clearly visible so i pull the headband down to cover it in a comedic scene >right then we see a a lady news reporter and her team standing at the end of the road >we were scared that we're busted and run towards a golden building on the right >we enter the building and i tell them to split so that we can't be caught >i run and stumble into the women's elevator >women there didn't seem to mind and i was pleasantly surprised >one girl steps up to me and says "sorry i thought you weren't a girl" >i reply "aww you all are so supportive even though i have a beard" and everyone felt flatered >i get off at floor with a small dhaba dhaba subplot >an old couple was celebrating something in the dhaba with a small meal and looked happy and lovely >i sprint around their table back to main plot >I'm in a floor filled with classrooms >some students were also running around from the principal so i just blended in and went into a classroom >a girl yells "ashoka is here" to another student >i start running thinking he was after me >i sneak into another class where i see a student slowly wiping the board whenever the teacher was distracted >i call the teacher and tell her about the student >student just runs outside after being caught >i act like a student and tell the teacher that the guy's name was jayant >this teacher is discussing about jayant with another teacher from the nearby class and i slowly escape and run towards the stairs >here i see 2 fat maths teachers trying to climb the stairs >these stairs were weird metal stairs with a see-saw type mechanism >while one fat teacher was holding the stair down, the other tried climbing up with all fours >but the see-saw action made it hard for her to climb and she was almost about to tumble down >i just run over them and get to the next floor dhaba subplot again >a majdoor looking man comes into the dhaba and sits right next to the old couple >he's drinking alcohol in clear plastic cups and eating bread and chicken curry >old woman quietly complains about the smell to her husband

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>drunk man hears this and gets pissed and starts yelling at the old woman >old man stands up for his wife and says that his chicken bread was too strong smelling and they were pure vegetarians >drunk man is obviously out of his mind and gets up and it looked like he would hit them or even kill them >before it could get worse i ran away from there back to main plot >i somehow find the exit to the building and reach the ground floor >i run through some junglee backyard and see a few people sacrificing lots of chickens >they were also cooking the sacrificed chickens, and i was tired from all the cat and mouse chase so i decide to blend among them and have a free meal >right as I'm getting closer i notice that everyone gathered there is crying, that's when i notice a dead old man lying there on a pyre >it hits me that there's a funeral going on >it's also now when i relaise why i was running away all this while, it wasn't a cat and mouse chase because no one was chasing me, it's because this is what we robbed off of the first body we saw >i try to get away from there but i see a large artistic coffin made from bamboo and palm kept there >i can't face it and run away but I'm blocked by the hole that was dug on the ground for the body >i somehow run away from that place and that's when i meet one of the skateboard fellas >he was also on the run like me but he felt like it was some escape game and was thrilled by it >he wanted to make it more exciting so he threw away his chain at a bhikari >except this wasn't a bhikari but was the drunk guy from the dhaba flashback to dhaba subplot <when the drunk guy was about to hit the old man the staff came and stopped him <drunk guy was also fined and lost his entire wallet because of which he was practically a bhikari back to main plot >drunk guy is very happy that he got the chain >he tried following the skateboard fella and said "I'll help you in any way i can, i don't have money but i can give you a ride home on my rx100" waving his key >skateboard fella just kept running towards an empty field >i also try to follow him but I'm tired and i only catch up to the drunk guy >i tell the drunk guy to stop following the skateboard fella and he says "i might have no money but i do have a friend" >this hits me that the skateboard guy was never my friend, he was always a stranger who was in same situation as me and I'm in no way similar to him >i look at the sky with teary eyes and see several floating rings emitting some kind of radiance >drunk guy counts them like "katta le pakka le katta le pakka le" >that's when the circles start aligning themselves into the Olympic rings >right there in the sky we see a huge poster appear which said "fifa olympics, coming soon" >drunk guy says "so this movie was just a promotion for the fifa olympics" >end credits roll with some item song playing on a small window on the left fin also no characters in this dream were any people I recognised in real life except the drunk guy

>>3903 >I'm in my room undoing my pants because there was sugar spilles inside >Apparently I'm doing it right in front of alexa bliss >She's weirded out and goes into the bathroom >I follow her in and wash myself as she leaves behind my back >I come outside all clean and tell her that I want to apologise as I pull my foreskin back >She taps the glans with a confused look on her face as if she's accepted the applogy >She heads back into the bathroom as I wait outside to coom on the door

Me and my school friends were sitting together on new years day and everyone had fake 20203 rupee notes with them. Apparently they were sold in a nearby shop and everyone was going around with it. Few were very realistic. Others had pictures of random people instead of Gandhi. I'm shuffling through a friend's stack of fake notes and see one with another friend on it. Right then the friend on the note is screaming from outside "who placed this buddha statue like this?!"

>kid (around 11) calls me and says the teacher wants me >I ask why and he replies it's because my mother didn't let him get into the car >I think to myself it could be because the kid dressed like a faggot (skinny pants, eye make-up and transparent skin tight t shirt) >I'm scared that I'll be punished >we meet the teacher and she says she called me to confirm whether my mother has a "foreign flower" on her resume >I say that not only does she not have a foreign flower, but she doesn't have a resume either; infact she doesn't even have a car >we both realise that the kid was lying >kid confesses that he lied only to get cheap heat when it's urgent >I start beating the kid up >he's defenseless and I keep hitting his head with closed fists until he collapses to the ground

slightly feverish dream I just switched blankets and this new one is suuuper comfy. I had the best sleep of my life last night anyway i don't remember much of it but here are a few parts >something on the stove exploded into flames >the flames were in GTA graphics, looked like a graphics test with random flames in the air This woke me up with a start and cold sweat. Then i went back to sleep >walk up a staircase in my house that i had never seen before >the air is heavy and it feels ominous despite the door to the terrace being open, lots of light and air coming in >this weird feeling of being somewhere i wasn't meant to be >see a full length mirror mounted to a wall right where the staircase ended >something sus >move mirror somehow >behind the mirror is a staircase identical to the one outside, only this one descends into darkness instead of light >close it >say to my servant with a smirk, "dekha kya?" >he smiles too, "haan saab" >go back down the normal staircase >i have no servants and no idea how he suddenly appeared >>3976 Too confusing yaar

>>3979 Yaar mujhe bhi fever dreams dekhne hai par mujhe fever nahi pasand

>>3986 >was walking through a narrow dirt road through the jungle and found huge black fruits on the ground >use my showel to crack it open and they were avocados >scene changes to back home where I'm fishing fried chicken in a bucket of water with my hand >i wanted to eat them but everyone was around so i felt embarassed >i slowly take the soaking fried chicken and sneak into the kitchen to eat it but realise I'm naked >scared, i run through people without them noticing me and hide behind a woman who was also running because she was naked >we sandwich ourselves together so no one can see us >I slowly take a bite of the soaking chicken and she looks at me with disgust

1st >With family, driving somewhere >see a huge spike? made of soil, like a mountain, coming from the ground >could see currents of air moving up it like in anime >stopped and climbed down i don't remember the rest of the dream 2nd dream was very trippy and it was something about staying in a hotel, making tea, and murder. Something like Max Payne 3rd dream i remember decently well >meet friend >his father died recently (not IRL) >his brother is in the hospital >i ask him about him >he says "doctor ne chhod diya hai" or something like that >i say "arre waah yaar good" >he makes a sad face and tells me he's on the verge of dying >some narrator or some voice says "doctor jab discharge dede to do cases banti hai, ek to insaan theek ho gaya ya phir..." >some time later >get a call >Bhai bade bhaiyya expire ho gaye >go to his house >it's a village style house >this girl who used to go to my college is also there >people are crying >he is crying >bade bhaiyya is lying there >they serve soup >eat soup >more than halfway >look down at bowl >there are pieces of bricks, cement and other shit in there along with screws >keep eating it anyway >then find a huge bunch of hair in the bowl >that girl is staring at me >wtf >this is her hair

>>4118 >look down at bowl >there are pieces of bricks, cement and other shit in there along with screws Lolmao >then find a huge bunch of hair in the bowl Picrel

>was in a dimly lit restaurant with my friends >we order lots of papads >waiter brings a tray full of unfried papads >we're wondering how to fry this and notice some people a few tables away holding the papads under the light and frying from the heat of the incandescent bulb >we follow suit and copy them, the table of boys next to us are shocked to see us frying using light >they start filming and cheering for us >once fried, they ask if they can take a bite and end up finishing everything

>was discussing about how the bus was doing multiple flips yesterday >an arab guy in a car smaller than nano drives upto us >scene changes to me driving this car while I'm lying chest first on the roof of the car with my legs dangling from the back >see a bus racing towards me from the wrong side and immediately hit the indicator and park the car on the side >decide to sit inside and drive normally but then I realise the indicator had to be turned off from inside so how did i even turn it on from the roof This is when I realised I'm probably in a dream >kept driving until I saw a group of people waiting on the road >i get off and walk towards them >saw a girl standing right in front of me <mustered my courage and kicked her boobs <she didn't even react just like a NPC <was pretty sure it's a dream and I continue walking to find more girls <see a funeral arrangement going on and people having lunch <I walk to a group of girls and straight up grab the tits of the girl who was picking up sweets <she just laughed and tried to dodge <I grab the other girl's tits and since her top was loose i pull it open and take a look inside, she was wearing some kind of cheesecloth bra and i could see her nipples <I put my hands inside and felt the soft squishy warm titties <I now try to grab the tits of the other girl but she kept stepping backwards and ran away <was still surprised how no others seemed to notice this <after sometime see another girl in a crop top and skirt <went up to her from the back and grab her tits and after fondling a little try to get my hand under her skirt but she ran away before I could feel any skin <i follow her up the stairs and reach a school lost lucidity here >all the classrooms were kind of empty >kept checking each class and found one with a few girls in it >see one girl who looked very pretty from the back >go ahead to try touch her but as soon as I see her face I'm shocked >my one hand was already in between her legs and i slowly pull it back and try to go for another girl but the other girls also looks the exact same I have no idea who the girl was not do i recognise her from real life >I walk out of the class and see chota bheem and kalia sitting on the edge of the building, smirking at me >at this point I was again questioning if it's a dream or not >got really angry and went to push kalia off the building but he was too heavy and turned red (literally like in cartoons) with anger >i started running back down the stairs and bumped into the same girl in skirt whom I was chasing woke up

>>4195 complicated >Chhota Bheem Kek I also had 2 car-related dreams last evening >get in car (on passenger side for some reason) >it is in its IRL parking spot facing the street >i need to move it backwards >it slopes backwards >too lazy to get into driver's seat >just disengage the handbrake >car rolls back >pull handbrake >nothing happens >wtf >remember there is a huge hole behind me >just close my eyes >lots of shaking >open them, car is upside down, but no hole >crawl out of window >push car back on wheels somehow >no damage >start car and quietly park it where it was supposed to be i woke up and cleaned off the windshields, they had gotten very dirty. also last night >riding behind a Nexon electric >he has his lights turned off >ride up to passenger window >oye bhosadike battery bachane ke liye lights band kar di kya chindhi insaan etc etc >let him go >see him again somewhere >pull him out of the car >he is ready to run away >catch him and beat him up >take his car >shiiit it's silent >it's not as quick as they say though >switch mode to sport >hmmm it's fast >get nervous about getting arrested >father appears in the passenger seat >police to aise bhi tujhe pakad ke le jayegi to thoda maza karke andar ho jaa na >hmm makes sense >drive fast and have fun there was also a lot of other shit in the dream, something about a college and the library but i forgor

>>4198 >Nexon electric Also it's fun when your dreams have themes like it's some episode.

>in kalej >some practical in the department of electrical engineering >the wall clock stops working >it's a big deal for some reason. let me repair it >get a stool, remove clock >remove motor >get a different motor >it's a big 0.5 HP monster >install it onto the body of the clock >the wires are too short to reach the battery, i will solder longer ones >"ma'am soldering iron, solder aur flux chahiye" >gives me a long piece of soldering wire just leaning against the wall like a sword or broom >ask for soldering iron and flux >'woh to beta yehi kahi thi ab pata nahi kahan hai. tumhare ghar pe hai na? solder kar ke laoge?' >frustrated that the electrical department doesn't have a soldering iron >'jaane do chhodo agli baar dekhenge' continuation >have soldering iron now, working on someone's Maruti Zen which doesn't start >solder a few wires together >hmm test drive lenge. zen ka interior to ekdum ghatiya hoga shayad >get in car >holy shit the interior is super premium feels like i'm in a benz >start engine >holy shit sounds like a monster >should have bought this instead of my 800

>we were divided into random groups >guy from one group gives me a packet of beer and challenges me to drink it in one go, i drink easily >they all start laughing saying that the drink was actually oil >I'm embarassed and am trying to convince everyone that it was actually beer but no one buys it >all of us get called to a conference room >there were many tables and we had to sit according to groups >i try sitting with the oil group but they shoo me away because I wasn't a part of their group >i go back to my table which only had 4 people including me scene change >the 4 of us are in a tennis court and the 3 others are waiting for me to play 2v2 >I'm paired with a girl who's wearing all white outfit like picrel >she was too cute and I was nervous playing infront of her and I kept missing shots/serves, still everyone was cool and didn't make me feel embarassed >ball falls behind a wall and the girl tries climbing it to fetch it, she struggles to climb and finally makes it to the top of wall and spits on to the other side out of exhaustion >her spit lands on a saibaba statue and she feels scared and sad and is panicking >i point towards a buddha statue that was by the river and that makes her calm down scene change >we're playing tennis again and she has her phone tucked in her sports bra, on the chest >she takes out her phone and her cloth sticking to her skin because of sweat was too fucking hot woke up

>be me in a college reunion taking place at my school >everyone's dressed up in exotic clothes while I'm in a tshirt and pants >i greet all old friends but they ignore me with a grumpy face >i go into an empty room and see cobras with hood expanded crawling on the ground >i try running away from them but in typical dreamlike slow motion, many times being just milimeters away from the snake's mouth but never got bitten Forgot the rest but woke up really scared. And I'm not scared of snakes in the least.

>>4280 >I'm in some small clinic and the doctor drops some NSV liquid into my mouth with a dropper and sends me to another room >In the new room, i meet naseeruddin shah who was possessed. His helpers ask him to check me and he starts spinning fast like a balerina. >he says something and sends me out kinda woke up here and went back to sleep >was watching something on a projector screen with a group of people who were also given those NSV drops >suddenly hear the speakers announce that it's time for us to wait in line for the toilet >I'm walking downstairs when I see 2 pretty girls almost crying, i notice their ass and it's wet >see that almost everyone is very distressed/crying and everyone is having loose motions and shitting their pants >somehow I'm not feeling anything like that and i just wait in the queue outside the toilet while everyone has a visible wet ass (Thank god I can't smell in dreams) >a new announcement is made saying that the toilet will be shifted for maintenance and a huge crane picks up the toilet and vanishes >the guys who were holding in their shit lose control and explode out of their ass >I try running away from the scene into the building >I'm on the roof of a huge building, the roofing is made of tiles and is very unstable >there are others along with me, i see all the people on the ground in chaos and realise that the drops are making it easy for (((them))) to control us >I'm wondering why it didn't affect me and I suddenly feel some mushy thing in my mouth and realise I hadn't swallowed it, maybe that's why it isn't affecting me new dream >I'm with a friend in college sitting around the gardens, talking to him about this dream I had about some NSV drops >he tells me to look it up on the internet >I search and find a YouTube video posted by hulk hogan 8 years ago >video was a parody where he acted multiple roles and was mocking naseeruddin shah's spinning action >video was around 3 mins long and he talked about everything that happened to me but in a joking manner >read some comments under the video which were like "couldn't believe someone warned us about it so many years ago" but the comments itself were 1 or 2 years old >I think that there's a pattern to those drops being used on people new dream >I'm walking along the beach with sheamus, explaining this dream about how hulk hogan was exposing the NSM industry >sheamus looks at a girl draped in pink cloth which kinda left her pussy exposed >i tell him to brogue kick her, he kicks her, she falls to the ground and we could see her pussy clearly now >we walk away but she comes up behind us and throws a fistful of sand on sheamus' face >both brawl and fall into some stadium seats >like a ball that gets flung at the audience during some games, a guy comes crashing down into the crowd and over sheamus and the girl, causing a tsunami of sand >saw a guy selling pineapples that were as soft as papaya and felt repulsed by it woke up with a headache, now it's gone

>be me walking along a road >it's super late at night and raining heavily >see jenna ortega crying >direct my mobile flashlight on her path so she can walk better >i guide her to my grandma's home and she hugs me as she cries harder >i take her home and tell her to get dressed silently so that the others don't wake up >i go to the kitchen to find something to eat but hear a knock on the front door >2 friends walk in trying to sell me their cool guns with silencers on >there were some really unique asymmetric designs and i was checking them out >one friend straight up shoots the roof to prove how silent it was Woke up liking jenna ortega. Never looked her up before today and only knew her through other people talking about her. Not even sure if picrel is real.

>sitting in class >woman barges in, wearing heels and suit >"hello everyone good morning i am from <publication> and i would like to urge all of you to destroy your copies of our books after the semester ends, please do not give it to anyone else or sell it, it is a good book and publishers need to get profits etc etc" >laugh loudly >"O madamjee, kyon aap iss kitab ke gungaan gaa rahi hain, badi ghatiya kitaab hain ye. waise bhi maine net se pdf download karke print maari hain. Abhi ek minute me 10 error dikha sakta hu aapko" >blows her top, takes it REALLY personally >"Dikha na, dikha mujhe errors kahan hain" >"muft me kyon dikhau?" some back and forth >she turns up in every subsequent lecture to bother me >decide it's getting boring >stop being smug >tell her "madamjee, jaane bhi do ab, chhodo baat ko" >surprisingly she obliges, and leaves Lots of parts that i do not remember, but this was the outline

>in my "ancestral home", completely different from my actual one >it has a basement >basement has access from outside, too >go with father >descending down the stairs, something feels very wrong, there's no light on the stairs >door opens to a very clean and livable basement, it's like it's another house downstairs >roam around a little, see the stairs that go up to the house (inside entrance) >also a computer by the door with internet access >think, "if i ever get stuck here i can use this for help lol" >go inside house, look at entrance to the basement >it looks different than from down below >sit down and think >elder brother appears >"yaha se neeche dekhe to kuch alag hi dikhta hai, as compared to basement se dekhne se" >"haa bhaiyya main bhi wohi soch raha tha" >a second brother appears (i don't have one), they start talking to each other >i descend down the stairs, something feels VERY off, this basement is totally different from the one i visited before >end up in the kitchen, see portraits of my paternal grandparents, think i should pay my respects >something makes a sound >become shit scared, run up the stairs that's all i remember. trippy

>at my terrace >suddenly feel a sting on my lower abdomen >notice 2 black ants biting my belly through my shirt >ants are tangled along with a dry tortoise that looked like a real life version of franklin (picrel) with dragonfly like eyes >think that this obviously has to be a dream because i only ever see turtles/tortoises in my dream >still hoping it isn't a dream >asks vince McMahon to hold a gun to cody rhodes' head and admit it's not a dream >he does so and I'm convinced it's not a dream >i grab a few more of these little (they were 1 inch long) tortoises and drop them into a cup >my cousin who's sitting across the table fills the cup with water mixed with dahi >tortoises can't swim and are drowning >i try to rescue them but she says i shouldn't Woke up and remembered a dream from a few nights back, here's how it went >see a pile of baby alligator snapping turtles covered in mud >tried to pick one so that i can raise it as a pet >quickly realise that it has to be a dream >just washed them instead and walked away

>be me watching some talk show >host asks the guest (who was an actor) "what do you do for a living" >actor replies "I act" and everyone laughs scene change >I'm in my school opening my lunch box >there's way too many dabbas for me to open before i can start eating >I'm stressing out as eveyone else finished eating their lunch but I'm still busy opening my dabbas >I start closing my dabbas to save myself from embarassment of eating after lunch break was over >as I'm closing a teacher walks into the class >I quickly throw everything into my bag and run outside the class >as I'm walking downstairs a girl asks me if i had claimed free snacks from my bakerville account and walks away >I get to creating an account for the free snacks Next dream >I'm inside a huge ship, at the very bottom >it had windows on the side and i could see that the bottom part was submerged in the water >this combined with the rocking movement of the ship made me very scared of life in ship >I started choking like i was drowning and instinctively ran to the top of the ship >as i step out i see a cat flying away about to fall into the sea >I grab it by the ear and save it from drowning

>everyone was getting ready to go to someone's funeral >I feel like everyone is thinking that I'm the one who murdered him >I avoid going to the funeral and stay home >there were few orders at home who also looked like they were suspicious of me >I slowly creep out of that house and go to a very huge and empty seaport >I sit on a bench near a park >2 guys were trying to kidnap my cat >I walk up to them and shoo them away >I sit back on the bench and see a girl sitting to my right, there were other people towards her right too >I slowly sneak my hand into her tshirt through the bottom and reach her boobs >she's shocked because we might get caught, so she bends forward to hide my hand >I fondle her tit through the bra for a while but can't get inside of it so i just rub her nipple till it's hard to get a feel of it Tried touching some other bits too but woke up in the middle of it

>in legend of zelda type dungeon, something like the fire temple >play it but can't remember the details >leave after the volcano cooled down >stop for refuelling the bike >ask for 1500 rupees worth of petrol >he starts acting strangely >gives me 500 rupees before i give him any money, then produces a distributor and gives it to me >i say i have no use for it and just fill up the petrol >"yeah i paid you and gave you the distributor so you owe me 2700 now" etc >realize he's scamming me >give everything back, tell him j want 500 rupees worth of petrol >he fills up and i leave >open wallet >realize i am short of 1000 rupees that should be with me >go back to the pump, ask the attendant >he says sahab aapko distributor diya uska kya >i didn't take it home >i ask him where it is >says wo sir leke gaye, points to a guy >i go to him, tell him to give me back my distributor >he tells me to get in the car (it's a skoda) >sit inside >he tells me he can bypass the immobilizer >hooks an alligator clip to the clutch pedal >car starts automatically >tells me this bypasses the circuit in the clutch pedal >woww >wait how did the car crank >didn't get an answer You people might think I'm pretentious for posting dreams that involve cars so much but unironically i mostly get those dreams, i am being entirely truthful. also Zelda dungeons felt like dreams themselves, so they have been a recurring theme in my dreams since school. i still vaguely remember a few from a decade ago

>was in an old indian style luxury building >notice some of my old school friends still studying there >ask them how many years do they have until they graduate >they say they're in their final year >i sit along with them in their class >teacher walks in, it's mike ermantraut from breaking bad wearing green lingerie >I think to myself that he shouldn't take his tv character so seriously and should focus on his actual career (as a teacher) >he's teaching something about components in maths >he gives a question for us to solve and checks my notes, and walks away as if I didn't make any mistakes >I'm excited that I could still do maths even though it's been quite some time since I stepped into any class Scene change >I'm in an auditorium and few bullies approach me and ask me to request the teacher to cancel the last class >the teacher was karan johar, and i tell the bullies I'm planning to bunk the class anyway >they decide that it'll be a mass bunk and walk away scene change >I'm crossing the roads as school got over and notice that children were being carried in a jeep to cross the roads >I feel jealous that such facilities weren't available when i was in the school >I'm waiting for the bus on the other side of the road >suddenly a car crashes onto a truck and is flattened completely >I tell my friend that we should skip the first bus that arrives just for good measure >>4520 >You people might think I'm pretentious for posting dreams that involve cars Your brain makes sure you remember dreams with certain themes when you wake up. Turtles are a common occurance in mine.

>parents get a ledger from some jyotish with my future written on it >they are worried because the doctor won't sign on it and without his signature it's invalid >I tell them isn't that proof that jyotishs are liars >they're mad at me and send me to a Hanuman metamorphosis camp >I arrive at the place and someone was destroying a buddha statue over there >then I'm made to live in a tiny cave where I can only fit in a fetal position, with no food and only a bucket of water >few days go by and I ask my chimpanzee manager if I'm done >he shows me a mirror and says i can leave once my face has completely dried out >i look at my face and my cheeks were puffy, my upper lip spread out like raflesia and lower lip, thick as a chilli, in an upside down frown shaped like a big ear to ear smile >I'm panicking and ask for a bucket of water and dip my head in it and lie in the dirt crying in fetal position Next dream >be me in class >bell rings and everyone is in a hurry to go home >I realise I hadn't eaten my lunch yet and ask my friends if they want to eat it (i had fried chicken) >they say no but discuss about all the times we had shared our lunch and all the good times >I walk out of the class and was waiting at the verandah for some program to begin >a new girl from my class yells my name from the ground floor >she asks if it's okay for everyone to leave >I check my watch and it's 5:35 and I tell everyone to go >I run to the ground floor and meet up with her >I was a little excited because out of all the people she asked me, considering we never spoke before >She says she wants to pee, I realise I wanted to pee too >but every toilet was locked because of that program, so we go behind the school into the bushes >we discuss about whether we should pee facing each other, away from each other, in the same direction or take turns >she suddenly sees her friend group and goes with them >I realise that there's barely any college/school left anymore and that I'll never get to talk to her again Next dream >a white thief is at our home and everyone is panicking >I sit with him and show him my origami Christmas tree >he sits with me and wants to learn to fold it >meanwhile other members in my home are trying to search for the 2 crax toys that were stolen >I realise this toys were in my bag >I realise I was the thief

Daytime dreams are so bizzare >play this game/vn where you are a woman whose husband is lost at sea or something >it's like a Japanese h-game >very sexy but can't remember details >at one point find myself in a community of people whose husbands have been lost at sea >skip over a lot of text just like irl >suddenly i am seducing women now >looks like the game shifted control from the wife to the villain <start to wake up <feel bad that the VN didn't exist <convince myself it's a real VN which happened to be in my dream <drift back into sleep dream continued but i am too lazy so i will just write the ending >played the game to the end >watch the ending montage >it's a Japanese high-school setting, all the cast of the vn throw seductive glances at me >screen gradually turns black and white >walking on an uphill road with a cow, the road leads our of town >the crest has a house >some guy takes the cow from me, his parents are also there >the air feels like the a movie ending >keep walking >the cow comes back >it seems to have some problem with its health >ok whatever >suddenly acts scared >realize it's getting scared because of the kids playing on the road >it's too late she starts running on the road, kids are approaching from all directions >start running behind her >father appears, signals me to stop >look up the road >the cow got run over by a truck >ohhh shit >start talking in English >"h-how can we ease its pain in its last moments?" >shed tears in spite of myself >they're mercury tears >wake up I really wish there was a real vn like that

>>4539 If you make a post pretending it's real in the right place, you're likely to find it. That or it'll be another saki sanobashi.

>>4541 honestly i find those to be too long these days. i much prefer reading h-manga these days.

>be me in an old home >there's a rival gang in front of me >i only have 1 girl with me >gangs starts firing at us but no bullet hits us >i signal the girl with a hand sign and she says okay >i use one gun to scare the rival gang and slowly escape to the ground behind the house >there's a helicopter hovering with a rope ladder hanging >we climb the chopper and it flies alongside the beach >view was so good that I tried taking my phone out to film it >pilot gives us a plate of chat to eat while we're flying >all the chutney from the plate splashes on my phone screen >the wind also was making the phone shake unsteadily making it hard to film >we then land at an old hotel and the pilot takes a little break >some people on there warned us to be safe as these chopper pilots are usually scammers and will overcharge foreigners Next dream >me and a friend are in a girl's hostel that just got abandoned >many girls had already left, few were leaving as we're strolling around >friend wants to sneak into the room with girls still in and do something sexy >i was just walking around to find left out food >found a cake in one room and took a small bite >realised the parent of the child whose birthday it was was right there >i run away in a hurry

>>4344 >be me in college >new girl named 'aesthetically' joins our class >she's super cute, looked kinda like jenna ortega <something very lively happened here which made me fall in love with her but I just can't remember it Scene change >I'm with my friend trying to find a guy who owed us kurkure >we're looking out for him all over the place >friend thinks he's on the top floor and gets into a lift >I just walk back to class as there was only 3 minutes left >on my way I meet some of my other friends along with aesthetically >a girl says aesthetically called me a 'man' and everyone goes wooooo >aesthetically admits she did because of how I stood up for her >we walk to the class together >we sit together in class as Vince McMahon is teaching physics >I was doodling on my notebook and aesthetically was watching me doodle >Vince is out there aiming a chalk outside the window at someone >I take a sip of water and accidentally spill some on the book >felt embarassed >aesthetically takes out her towel and wipes my book and says it's okay God I was in love with her Next dream >was on a beach where a little kid was playing with his mother who was in a bikini >kid was playing on the sand with a surfboard >I had a tree bark that I used as a surfboard >kid comes at me crying saying he wants my surfboard and I trade it for his real one >I'm surfing on sand when I see a guy playing with remote controlled lightning McQueen >I start digging the sand and find an optimus prime toy >keep digging and find a lot of bumblebee toys >2 guys watching me steal all of it >guy playing with lightning McQueen comes to me asking if I had seen his car >I blame the guys who stole mine Scene change >I'm back in college, apparently only half of the class was allowed to play at the beach >was walking in the verandah and see ACP Pradyuman in some other class >he gestures at a boy to come into the class >he then pretends that he was called by the principal >it was just an excuse to get himself out of the class early

>in college >the college is 2 huge buildings next to each other, think railway station platforms but with multiple floors, and no wall where the rails would be >we take, probably unauthorizedly, some very huge wires from the electrical department and put it in a travel bag >we have to hide it somehow >"Abe hod ne dekh liya to maar dalega, kuch karo" >take it to the bottom where the parking is located >put the bag on a ramp where you turn around to go to the next level >run downstairs to where friends are >our hod and a couple of other senior professors walk in with Babasaheb Ambedkar (unironically) (though he had a lot of hair, more than in reality) >we talk to them >Babasaheb says a lot of things to me, unfortunately i don't remember any of them >apparently he is also a professor, nice guy, leaves a good impression >they leave >i realise that the bag where i left it looks very very suspicious and people might call the police >run there it's safe I wish I'd journaled this right after i woke up. It was a long dream and very vivid.

>>4541 >sanobashi. First time i heard of this kek idk how I missed this Too scary yaar

>>918 I had another dream where I had my teeth fall out what did I mean by this?

>>5291 tambakhu khaana band kar chhapri