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@οΉ @
is it just me or does anyone also NEED to take a dump(poop) everytime you drink milk or eat/drink anything sweet?
i always HAVE to shit after having anything remotely sweet(sugar) or contains milk(or milk product)
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https://bharatchan.com/
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What happens if you scan this
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Enough. BharatChan is too suicidal to me now. I can't stay there for even a second now. Where are the realcels?
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Enough. BharatChan is too suicidal to me now. I can't stay there for even a second now. Where are the realcels?
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Fuck bharatchan. I am here now!!
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how was your day?
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PLEASE PLEASE suggest me some good games to play on my laptop
>i3 11th generation, 8gb ram, no external graphical card
I want to play multiplayer shooter/BR or open world games.
I am the same anon who made short attention span post.
I don't care about story of game & want some game where I just enter & start playing either eliminating enemies.
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https://indiachan.xyz/
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attendance thread
roru nanba wan purezento saa
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I am a new to eating boiled eggs( boiled in my egg boiler).
I have some questions
>There is white skin like layer under shell sometime, do I have to eat it or remove it
>Eggs are too hot after putting them out of boiler, should I make them cold with water or let them stay open for some time
>Is there any kind of difficulty in removing shell of cold eggs than hot eggs
>Fastest way or trick to remove shell in minimum
Efforts ( it took me 10 minutes to remove shell of 3 eggs slowly)
>From some portion of eggs, the egg was stuck to shell had to remove it without force which torn the boiled
Egg a bit
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should i aim to be strongfat or to be lean
seeing as most goondas and many uncles are strongfat rather than leanstrong i am confused about my aims
strongfats have things going for them because they have volume to intimidate people
being lean without roids doesn't give you enough volume to make people notice your awesome body unless you take off your shirt. but the stamina and agility you get from being lean, is absolutely ABSOLUTELY unparalleled and even losing half a kilo of fat results in a dramatic increase.
owing to my anger of shopkeepers and fantasies of punching the shit out of one, i am on my way to be strongfat (from skinnyfat) will be completely strongfat in another few months' time. i will have to make a decision then, to cut or not to cut. what do anons think?
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Noo fucking way way. IT'S REAL.
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egg puffs & chai
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Blogpost
Aaj ka din bada ghatiya tha
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I am back to refuge yaaro
Dyaush to sabse bada redditor nikla
Deleting threads without any reason
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its raining outside
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biggest loser
its over. i have irreversibly fucked up in everything i tried to do. every goal of my life, i have failed. i have hurt so many people. i have been a bad human. i feel nothing but melancholy as severeness of my actions sets in. i was stupid and young and i have made severe mistakes throughou lt the period of last 10 years. the realization set in today. i wish i could go back 10 years in time with the experiences and knowledge i have right now. i wouldve never made the mistakes i have made. i couldve saved so many lives. it has taken away my will to live, and everything i thought my life stood for. its all unsalvagable, irreversible. its over.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=P2MWAcV_vck
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I have seen never someone plays something other than cricket, football, volleyball or basketball.
Where do they(athletes) get to experience sports like sculls, shooting , javelin throw and other games which are alien to a common man.
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Dyaush
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Bharatchan confirmed unsafe/glowie
So there was a thread on bharatchan b that since Dyaus (the owner/admin) runs an official twitter account for Bharatchan (@bharatchan_in), he can easily be tracked down by indian govt by contacting Twitter, hence the users/posters IPs can be traced
Picrel is Dyaus's response. He admits he is traceable and that bharatchan is glowie/unsafe
This basically confirms all suspicions.
Dyaus is insane retard but if he falls so will the posters
Stay away from that glowhole
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How bharatchan user demographic shifted to richfags
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Dove Cameron leaks
did those supposed sex tapes of hers ever get an official release?
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yaaro mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lag raha hai
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Help me solve this
nikhilsd.com
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Are egotits with ego-manical personality are more successful than common people?
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Bedtime stories thread
Thread haiku -
Your dick will blow up
In pieces
On the floor
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there's a hybrid indian chinese woman here
>>>/v/993083
chinki ko kisne choda?
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sajjan
ddiv
mowser03 - lalit
dedit
ripmario0992 - old inch mod
lanthanoidxd
sn0wden
bulldozer.baba u/No_Brother1543
deecod_
lacey.01
paani5632
chaddi_lord
awwdon
freeze77
n4rc1ssus
leaktalk
twokafkas
consmons.
frosty2709
keksheep
xhuixhui
akg5451
kcsmg
aelia34
ss_reichsfuhrer_dravidnadu
fantastyee_31158
bigyaar
kratos31. - ansh
0verism
tech_dude
.lord.lucifer - u/lord_lucifer66677
rakshay.
sexistmarxist
highcastejew4.0
sacs.w
durs8331
sm0ke32
equalizer9352
furqatt
rashtion
sea.deep
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hasohahha
felina7040
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sath01
_gspark_
cacodominus
.souvik
thirdstar
jc36
enzee
maskedcircle
gog519
memsworth
joshaaaa
alertsaucer
wantowi - kahlaseb
rashtion
dickdoesbackflip
sucklund
potui
xdkof
naviper
saasaa333
professor5762
wells01
youngmario
simplepotato_
jugubugudugngngbegbejugubugunom
mkm
merkio
pvtr29
felina7040
crustlife4ev - arish
bimari
steppbro
deleted088353
andym8 - abhinav
pajeeta - old inch mod
happi0456
username000000000123
Lain#3544 - saksham
hachimachi.
setarayy
primer3aper
sykedelics
apurvi
00.kamenken.00
dunkel.heit
hornii
bigdaddy7993
prathicc
still7080
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Did dobal saab did the needful with BhaCh?
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Finally over for bharatchan?
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Inflation is rising so much.
Rett wala bhutta was around 5 & 10 rupees last year, now selling at 20-30 rupees.
One boiled egg costed 10 rupees here.
Now reddi wala increased price to 15rs/egg
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I am feeling strangely relaxed today
Dae?
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/x/
Tell me horror stories of your town/city.
Something you have heard or happened to you.
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ΰ₯
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Newpipe keeps crashing,
YT vanced is dead,
Original YT has ads + it automatically opens shorts section as initial page now,
Firefox + ublock consumes a lot of battery & ram.
Any other alternative
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autism thread
Share your owotism stories
I'll start
>first day of work
>drink 4 cups of free coffee at 10:30 to cope with my autism
>feel tummy rumbling... o god its coming
>run for the washroom
>don't know what to do and lock the door in a state of panick
>10 minutrs later... washing my hands
>>*knock* *knock*
>>who's in there? open the door
>social anxiety kicks in
>realize theres a separate lock for the toilet room and I locked the entire washroom instead
>quickly dry my hands and get out of there
>5 people standing in a queue outside
>they all staring at me like they saw a serial public gooner
>say "haha, sorry" and run away
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Have you seen any Indian villagers with no access to gym/protein powder having a similar physique?
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Open
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Sorry guys. I accidentally wiped half the board. I'm half asleep and fucked up.ππ
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you don't have a right to privacy if India
you don't have a right to privacy if you're an Indian citizen
1 no constitutional right
Indian constitution does not give you a right to privacy (there have been multiple verdicts in favour of this argument in past)
2 *gulp* I ate this
3 .gov.in .... smh
poojeet gobermint sites are run and configured by minimum wage WITCH slave in his wage-cage. there is sensitive poojeet citizen data on sites that is published on the internet as if it is the poojeet gobermints personal notice board. there is almost 4 generations(i.e since the independce of india) worth of citizen data freely floating on the interwebz because poojeets can't into information security. based on my experience with american sites, atleast they need you to create an account and then ask the permission from whoever is the data owner/agent to get your hands on the data. to understand the severity all you have to do is take a look at Chinese data dumps of .gov.in websites.
4 parampara
poojeet populace at mass does not care about privacy and data security. a lot of Indians like to flaunt themselves and be the centre of attention. and a lot of them also like to jump on the new shiny thing when it comes to technology without thinking how it is going to affect their data privacy. this culture creates the perfect breeding ground for a privacy and data crisis.
5 developers! developers! developers!
poojeet IT """stuartups"""" and corpos are a whole different ball games with their pathetic infra and atrocious to no attempt at securing their customer data. I have seen cases where poojeet corpos were dropped by their yuropian clients because they couldn't cope with the GDPR.
6 the poodhar card and its consequences have been disastrous for the Indian race
your retina scan, fingerprint scan, address, contact info etc is stored in some TCS database in west-bengal and it gets ass-raped by chinks every two months. I wouldn't be surprised if the chinks have more Indian citizen data than the poojeet government itself.
7 mass surveillance and incompetency
poojeet governments historically (no matter who's in power) have been pro surveillance (blackberry fiasco, telecom bills). fast-tag, UPI, aadhar card, student registries, e-kyc, push for electric cars, getting in bed with ISPs and various pro surveillance bills have made their intentions clear. these are dystopian technologies under the veil of convenience. but, keep in mind that all this data is stored by the *CURRENT GOBERMINT*s favourite IT babu and their dubious storage plants. and I highly doubt their competency at handling this data.
8 made in india... profit?
in brootal india everyone needs to feed their, their malnourished kids and their extended family. selling data is a quick and easy way to earn moniesz. especially in a poor country like India where hunger is far more important than ethics and morality.
your PG, requires you to give out you entire kundali, poodhar card and the number of people you slept with before renting you a room. I see many of them need you to register your fingerprints in order get a room nowadays lmao. the data sold to the data brokers.
your society committe requires you to sign up for sketchy society management apps and makes you to perform the blade runner verification ritual before passing through the society gates. everything is sold to make a quick ruppee.
your favourute goyslop cashier who refuses to give you a physical receipt and instead asks for phone number is made to do so to gather your eating habits to be analyzed and sold later.
uber, ola customer support people have access to your contacts, start and end destination. it is sold to the sketchy call centers and third party cab services.
your colleges, tuition classes, have your contact information, age, education data. they too sell the data to the other higher educational institutes, bootcamps, scam call centers, and course/naukari providers.
even poojeet banks sell your data to scam call centers and other data brokers.
the scam centers and third party cab services etc are run by goondas who'll literslly harass you if they can't get money from you.
I wrote but later realised, and left out a very important point in this rant because I just don't want to let the beast out. it would be devastating if ANYONE with too much time in their hands and an intent to harass and doxx someone were to get their hands on it.
aanyway its over if you're born Indian and have participated in any way, shape or form in the GREAT BHARATIAN SOCIETY. the carelessness and sloppiness is unreal. I'm honestly tired at this point. the worst part I feel is, it is no ones priority to protect and secure poojeet citizens data and privacy, and there's nothing I can do about it. I feel sad and angry at the state. but, the ship is sailed against pajeet privacy. it is better to be born an African black gorilla than a poojeet at this point really.
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making anda omlette rn
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irc.libera.chat:6697
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ding ding ding ding
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nigga
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Archives
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good night
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You guys wear night dress?
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My attention spam is fucked & dopamine receptors have been burned.
MOVIES & GAMES no longer give me dopamine.
I can't watch even ten minutes of a watch straight.
I can't play games which are slow paced like story mode, open world, adventure & even shooter games more than 10 minutes.
Only games I enjoy, are pubg Or cod multiplayer where you just enter the game & le thai thai kill all the enemies instantly.
It's so over
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Step 1. Go on 2chan.net
Step 2. Find a picture you like
Step 3. Post it here
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Picrel burger costs 10 rupees.
What is cheapest street food in your area
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Gareeb khana
Maggi ya chings?
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Attention all Street Shitting Pajeets, your true nightmare has arrived [KEPULU EDITION]
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!!!
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is this real?
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.
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life struggles
>NEET
>stay awake all night till 6am
>finally, time to sleep
>local retard start screeeching again outside
>father wakes up
>>maharaj aaj jaldi uth gaye aap?
fuck this shithole
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Eenampecchi
Been a long time since I put pen on paper
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Muze major jaisi haircut karani hain par me tranny nahin hoonπππ
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How rare is puffy nips among pajeetas. Picrel is almost 25+ btw.
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Meri maa roz mujhe 1 lota doodh deti hai lekin mai chupke se use fek deta hu kyuki mujhe doodh zara bhi nahi pasand.
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Indiachan's alternative bhach is a glowie-pot
The new alternative of indiachan that is bharatchan is a glowie-pot. Recently the owner dyaush has banned use of VPN in that website. I have tried several different VPNs but could not post there.
Looks like he is forcing everyone to use their real IP addresses to post.
God knows what he will do with all those IPs.
It's looks like a real trap to me, firstly make everyone addict to imageboard culture and later on ban primary layer of safety.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
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chiruno poster imageboard ko alvida kardiya kya
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Betting thread
I made this team on dream11 for Ind vs SA finals match.
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today, i cut my own hair. did a buzz cut on my shoulder lenghth hair. i will be following a strict military routine from now onwards. i have become beyond the material pleasures of this world. even the god shall fear me once i sort everything out. peace.
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kyuki Aaj Sunday hai, toh kaisa Raha Aaj ka din yaaro "chalo bolo" "chalo bolo"
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uhm sirs?