>>6100 >anything sweet Only if they're greasy. Dry sweets and ice cream doesn't do anything. >milk Only tea makes me take a shit. Always hated tea. Plain milk is cool, doesn't do anything bad. Dahi gives false alarm sometimes. Boiled egg with no seasoning also does that.

>>6109 hush very weird i had milk tonight but didnt feel like shitting myself. i thought maybe its tea thats causing this but this has also been deboonked(by myself) as i had tea tonight but didnt feel like shitting(as id previously mentioned) but heres the catch the tea did not have any sugar but instead it was made with jaggery!!! which means sugar really is causing me to uncontrollably almost shit myself. ayo ffuck sugar who made this shit. >Always hated tea literally why >Boiled egg with no seasoning what do you season with? it never occured to me that you can season even the boiled eggs lol lmao haha. i should try it.

>>6121 >ffuck sugar who made this shit I think it went bad when they replaced bone ash with some chemical to whiten it >literally why mainly because it makes me wanna shit. Also because everyone pressures me to drink it super hot and I hate it when it's too hot. Piss warm is the right temperature for me. But being pressured into drinking watery tea (i like it milky with no water) that's hot and then having to take a dump right after isn't a good start for the day >it never occured to me that you can season even the boiled eggs Bahaha kitne masoom ho tum. Cut it in half and season the inside with salt and chilli powder. But when I'm not feeling lazy I'll smear a paste of redchilli-garlic-ginger-vinegar-salt on it and toss it in a hot pan.

>>6121 >>6121 >what do you season with? it never occured to me that you can season even the boiled eggs lol lmao haha. i should try it. retard moment I would use salt and chaat masala, but the egg stayed just as tasteless.

>>6138 >chaat masala One time I drank watermelon juice with kaala namak in it and had the worst shitting experience within few minutes. Because of which I'm repulsed by anything similar tasting. But I loved chaat masala on samosas.

>>6100 Everything is designed to make you shit...

Sharted my pants for the very first time in my adult life yesterday. A while after dinner I felt a little uneasy in the gut and left a fart that was right at the tip of my hole. It wasn't a fart. I could feel the warmth and moisture spread across the cheeks. Thank god it was night time and thank god i was home. It just had a few specks of shit with mostly some slimey looking fluid. It was because i had eaten my grandma's "special" chicken recipe where she marinated the chicken overnight with the fridge turned off. It tasted really good though. But now I'm very skeptical about farting. I ran to the toilet twice today just to fart. Also there was a post some anon made about how he was scared of getting food poisoning after undercooking his chicken. Couldn't find it.

>>7244 lungi moment lol. I stopped trusting farts when I shat my pants in 3rd std. never fart unless you feel 'gudgud' in your stomach(idk how else to describe the feeling)

>>7249 >never fart unless you feel 'gudgud' in your stomach Ulta bol diya

>>7244 >>7249 You guys drink tea ? Smoke ?

>>7256 sutta nahi maarta mai stamina bhot kam hota hai chaai maarta hu din me 3-4 cup

>>7256 >drink tea Once a day >Smoke No >>7258 Sandas kitni baar jaate ho

>>7256 >tea at least twice a day >smoke I think breathing in Indian air is equivalent to smoking 5 ciggies a day. >Sandas kitni baar jaate ho everytime I consume a sweet or sugar

Some of you have proper irritable bowel syndrome and need to change your habits and diet.

>>6100 Didn't take a shit today because I forgot to drink tea, also had boiled green grams for breakfast. Ate bananas later. No junk food all day. I'm predicting tomorrow will be a type 4.

>>6100 Yeah, but its warm liquid for me. Warm thick milk or chai makes me. When i used to smoke, cigarette had the same eeffect.

>>7835 It was actually type 5. But my poop health has been pretty good recently. Taking care of your gut is very rewarding.

>>7835 Soya chunka are fucking evil. They're like those magic balls that just soak up water and multiply 10 times their volume. Started with 100g raw chunks and got a bucket load after cooking. Forced myself to eat it anyway. Gut started acting crazy within hours. Felt farts building up. Was very careful not to release it until I find a toilet. After hours of not farting out of the fear of shitting my pants, finally sat on a toilet and let it out. Funnily enough, it was just a really long silent fart that didn't smell too bad. Forced a little to see if there's any poop on the way, but nothing came. Few minutes after I got out of the toilet, felt farts building up again. Didn't risk it and went straight to the toilet. Liquid poop shot out like a disgusting wet hot cannon. Went to the toilet a few more times after that. Only today did my poop go back to normal. Never eating soya chunks again.

>>7968 Please don't eat it raw. EVER. Boil them. Not just soak. There are microbes in it that need to be killed. Boil them thoroughly but not too much. Always add haldi to be thorough. If you can do that, Soy chunks are nice. I like mine with that Chings manchurian sauce.

>>7969 ok i will be sure to boil those magic balls thoroughly

>>7970 Soja when done right is really good. But the companies that make it are liars. Never believe package that says it is pre cleaned or whatever. I use soja chunks with aloo tamatar sabzi now.

>>7970 There used to be turtles and lobsters that grows in water which looked so yum >>7971 I've always loved it but that one incident makes me never want to eat it again. (I'll still try fried soya chunks)

>>7970 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zKOztYWrpdQ

>>7973 Lol wtf is that.

>>6100 https://youtube.com/shorts/E2cEA3qjj2Q >>7975 Enema

Released my first fart in 5 days. Fucking hell, had the worst diarrhoea of my life for the past 5 days. It started after I got way too drunk. Had a bad hangover the next day, but my gut was normal. Woke up the next day with literal intestinal juices shooting out of my ass. Happened multiple times a day; even at night. Left my asshole burning like I was raped by bulbasaurs. Couldn't even piss because all liquid left my body from the shitting. Didn't even dare to fart. After lots of water, dahi and ORS I'm fine now. Cucumbers and fruits seemed to help but I've read that they're bad for diarrhoea. I'm just very grateful to be healthy now. Age is catching up to me. Need to be extra careful with my health.